What happened to Jared's guns? Must be those computer drums. His arms used to look like cannons. Now, they look like a pair of Velvet Revolvers. They shrivel up any more, a pair of Sex Pistols...
A pacifist has a change of heart and decides to enlist in the army to fight in an overseas conflict. You could say he went from being a man of peace to a Manowar.
@@AreEnTee huh ? It was nice joke you asshole , it's one thing not to laugh and one thing not to think it's funny. I didn't laugh either but it's funny 😂
I got an ad for Dave Mustaine on a radio talkshow on this video, and it made me remember he was diagnosed with throat cancer. Now I'm sweating bullets wondering if he'll be okay.
When will people just be themselves of this generation rather then trying to label themselves as a emulation of someone who came before, You become a great, you cant fake great
Dylan Dawson Sabaton is a power metalband from sweden. They are awesome. Some people considder Sabaton to be very simple and some say its not wven metal at all. The people who say that are mainly elitists and people who think its not metal when u dont use drop d. Sabaton sings about historical battles and has some awesome riffs and solos.
Jaspal Sarkaria i take it back. Was probs in a bad mood or something back then. Nothing toxic about that comment. I will go ride some lightning now tho. Btw, i hope your peace sells well.
Lol, nice. To win a point, I would just go "EEEEXIT LIIIGHT" while slapping the desk to the rhythm of Enter Sandman, lmao. It's not a joke but would be worth a point.
*Watching video wearing Nirvana hat & Def Leppard Shirt" "What's Kirt Cobain's favorite band" "Oh please don't" "Suicdal Tendancies" "Why do they call them def leppard? Cuz that's how it sounds when they play" "Why are you like this?"
I liked the pastor of muppets
Ich bin Lustig me too
Should have done it in the Cookie Monster voice.
10/10 would buy a shirt
PASTOR
PASTOR
PASTOR OF MUPPETS IM PULLING YOUR STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS
Only one that got me
Where do Audioslaves work?
In the Soundgarden
Soooooo does that mean chriss cornell works for himself
i lost it at that "no" at 0:08
So that's how you lost your humor...
Play smoke on the water bro
I heard that the priest took up watersports
He's now a holy diver
The Game Destructor watersports! 😂 You do realize that water sports has two meanings right?
@@pacovl46 no but now you've made it 10x better
Haha naaaice
It took me a bit to get it and got me puzzled cause i was initially not thinking of the right "watersports"...
i thought you meant piss play lmao
What’s Kirk Hammet’s favorite dog?
The chiwahwah
Dammit, this joke just never gets old :D Kirk Wahmet forever :D
This was the best joke here 😂😂
When he owns many chiwahwahs, he would be the master of puppies. XD
@@NFSjam00 get out 🤣🤣🤣
nickberredo lolololz
What was a grunge fans favorite toy growing up?
A man in the box
Lol
I hate overly crowded funerals. Everyone is always standing Between The Buried And Me.
What happened to Jared's guns? Must be those computer drums. His arms used to look like cannons. Now,
they look like a pair of Velvet Revolvers. They shrivel up any more, a pair of Sex Pistols...
Jesus_the_frog42 Yay your still alive, but still nailed to the cross.
What if its a cremation though? ;-)
......the door 👉🏾
\m/ lol \m/
What happens when a woman gets her period while skydiving?
It starts Raining Blood
D JJJ I love this
D JJJ from a lacerated sky
Yessss
I wish the US would put Jareds face on coins.... And call them....
Jared Dimes.
P0LYBiUS you son of a bitch 😂😂😂😂😂😂☺️😂
Oof!
Crypto... Make it happen
Did you hear about Elton John's new release? It's all over some dude's back.
Man I laughed so loud
You win the Internet for now
.....well played good sir
This wins
Mann, this is a fire joke
what is it called when you listen to Pantera while exercising?
The Great Southern Treadmill.
I laughed in the middle of a quiet public bus because of this
What did the metal priest do when the church was too dark?
He turned on his Lamp of God
Gerben van Egmond I thought it was gonna be a black metal joke, but whatever l
What did the metal priest have for a nice dinner?
Rack of Lamb of God
Gerben van Egmond that’s pretty (sic)
I expected a "Burn the Priest" joke but this is still good.
Q: What's Matt Heafy's favourite board game?
A: Trivium Pursuit
I'll get my coat...
Let’s all take a moment to praise the great pastor of muppets
Pastor! Pastor! Where are the cookies I've been after!
It was the worst video on your channel I've ever watched and I love it.
what is Oscar Pistorius' favorite band?
Bullet For My Valentine
XD
damn I'm definitely going to hell for laughing at this
Why was the musician arrested?
He was in treble.
That Kurt Cobain joke
*BLEW MY MIND*
xLXLimpNoodleXDx -_- it’s so tasteless-ly funny. I’m so sorry, but I have to dislike.
LOL at all the naysayers. We outnumber you as indicated by the hundreds of likes.
@@JustVibin123
Black Humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it
xLXLimpNoodleXDx -_- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I gotta admit its sad but funny
James heatfield: can I have a hot dog
Hot dog guy :ketchup, mayo or mustard
James: MUSTARD! MUSTARD!
Gimme burger, gimme fries, gimme salad on the sides
UUUUUUHHHH!!! YEAAAH!!
- Are you gonna pay with a MasterCard or Visa?
- Master! Master!
shoot the eggs!
Metallica meets South Park:
Stan: Oh my god. They killed Kenny.
Hetfield: Bastard! Bastard! XD
I'm sorry that's bad man
When you suffocate someone with flour, what's the crime called?
Motionless in White
OH MY-
Slender Vendetta (high five) noice
@@leecrawford6560 Thanks pal
This calls for slow clapping.
Damn 😂
What do you call 2 lesbian widows who get married?
Black veil brides
Solowinniuck omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kill me 😂😅
this one is amazing
Maximum the hormone joke was actually good, my favorite one
Was expecting Forced Gender Reassignment
I lost it at Slaaaayyyyyy heerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hahahahahaha
As someone with a lisp that opeth joke was absolute gold!
Also, that sounded like a rather British joke. Folks don't use "piss" in that context so much in the U.S..
Billy Corgan got really angry last Halloween.
He was smashing pumpkins
Why did the metalhead go to the all African-American church on Sunday?
He wanted it to be a Black Sabbath.🤘🏻🤘🏿
😂
If a deaf person sees another person yawning do they think it's a scream?
I Guess You can say it's a Silent Scream
Blind peeps love Pierce the brail
These puns are more brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage ceiling.
What color were kurt nobrains eyes when he died? Blue, one blew this way one blew that way. 🤣
Why Bruce Dickinson got knocked off early from the poker tournament?
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He kept bidding too aggressive with his Aces High.
What do you call a guy who talks really fast?
A Motörhead
With the gender transition joke I thought the answer would be Forced Gender Reassignment by Cattle Decap
caesar the ape same
That's what I thought of too
@@thelonecourier1112 ikr
Why did the Dillinger Escape Plan fail the maths test?
It spent too long calculating infinity
The captions got me more than anything 😂
right?
1:46 When theres just a little bit of ketchup left in the bottle.
The way Jared laughed at that Nirvana joke at the end... lol...
I wish I was like you, easily amused.
That Kurt cobain one was savage 💀
was cringy if you knew the truth that he didnt...
Yeh.. I thought it s machine head, it would be a good answer but I am not into dark jokes but " respect "
Thta one I hated!
@@fubarcomm he didn't? Let me guess. Courtney shot him?
What’s rob Halfords favourite dating app
Grinder
BRUH
Although that joke doesn't work if you say it out loud
what is rob halfords favorite chore? "raking the lawn raking the lawn"
Where does Rob Halford live?
...after midnight.
*Grindr
And it's more of a hook-up app than a dating app.
The deadpan delivery is what gets me everytime
What happens when you listen to a million Death songs ?
MEGADETH
2,5 million subs and I watched this before 100 views. Nice. But that Maximum The Hormone joke suprised me. Such a great band!
Nikushimi Sixth Same, I expected him to say ‚Forced Gender Reassignment‘
POOOOOOOOOOOOORNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!FREEE POOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRNNNNN
@@ajax214_ it's actually vooooiiiicccceee death voiiiiiicccee
They really are a great band
Maximum the Hormone are an amazing band!
Don't know why but the SlipNot punchline killed me so hard xD
"What is the best way to transition from female to male?"
*forced gender reassignment*
Borabay Kadirdağ you sure that’s the “best way”?
@@youngsosa8810 no it's not the best way. But a damn great Cattle Decapitation song.
Borabay Kadirdağ lol it is a good song but wtf is wrong with you?😂
@@youngsosa8810 lol just for shock value 😁
That was my thought as well.
What happens when Kirk Hammett plays flight of the bumblebee?
It becomes flight of the wahsp
"Leave your entries in the subreddit broooooss"
And ill watch submissions
On the next episode of lwiay
I have a joke for ya.
St. Anger
Lol savage dude.
Why can't a methadone clinic sponsor a soccer team?
They can't find anyone who can kick?
You missed out "IT"
@@majmat no I don't think so.
A pacifist has a change of heart and decides to enlist in the army to fight in an overseas conflict. You could say he went from being a man of peace to a Manowar.
You heard about the man who was killed by the lightning?
He wasn't able to ride it.
I guess he was.. Thunderstruck!
@@randomcitizen6463 nah
Igor Voronetskiy nice one)
it has been damaged inc :(
@@AreEnTee huh ? It was nice joke you asshole , it's one thing not to laugh and one thing not to think it's funny. I didn't laugh either but it's funny 😂
I got an ad for Dave Mustaine on a radio talkshow on this video, and it made me remember he was diagnosed with throat cancer. Now I'm sweating bullets wondering if he'll be okay.
What did the priest eat for dinner?
Lamb of God
"What's the easiest way to transition from male to female?"
I immediately said out loud 'Forced Gender Reassignment' 😂
Justin Bieber said: I feel like Kurt Cobain of my generation.
Kurt Cobain said: I felt like Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed mysefl
👍
Did Justin Beiber actually say that?
@@TheRCSoldier I don't know, it's not mine, just stolen from a meme
When will people just be themselves of this generation rather then trying to label themselves as a emulation of someone who came before,
You become a great, you cant fake great
@@Красный.огурец Yeah, People Now Just Think Nirvana Is a Clothing Brand Instead of a Band
What is Stephen Hawkings favorite song?
Paralyzer
No it's walk
That’s not funny
@@tyorbs3680 Do you know what song played during his death?
Windows Shutdown Theme
What did the doctor say to his amputated patient?
You can *WALK* now
I was driving my car when suddenly guns came out of the headlights and shot everyone.
I realized I accidentally had my Killswitch Engaged
What do you call a metalhead who is a simpleton?
A Sabaton.
Please consider to Rust in Piece
Dylan Dawson metal band called Sabaton
Dylan Dawson Sabaton is a power metalband from sweden. They are awesome. Some people considder Sabaton to be very simple and some say its not wven metal at all. The people who say that are mainly elitists and people who think its not metal when u dont use drop d. Sabaton sings about historical battles and has some awesome riffs and solos.
Jaspal Sarkaria i take it back. Was probs in a bad mood or something back then. Nothing toxic about that comment. I will go ride some lightning now tho. Btw, i hope your peace sells well.
Even the background texts are funnier than jokes dude XD
Damn, I actually guessed 'pig destroyer' right!
How do you call main character's dead father in typical action movie?
Avended Sevenfold
What's the favourite band of blind person?
Miss May I
(Miss my eye)
👏
This is so retarded 😂
And why did that blind person get lost?
Because of the Relentless Chaos
As soon as I hear Jared laughing, I laugh every time, no matter what joke it is.
Is it just me or did Metal get more popular this year?
It's just you, i'm not sure
That's the joke? :))
@@paulbodan308 What joke?
I mean, it was the fastest growing genre of 2018, so I guess
I mean tool,slipknot and kse were on the billboard hot 100 so I would agree.
I didn’t expect to see maximum the hormone here. Happy to see my favorite band from my own country!
What do you do when something sets on fire?
Let it burn.
Okay, I gotta give props to the two of you for the Periphery, Rammstein, and Winds of Plague jokes. Those got me real good. lmao
"What's the best way to transition from female to male?"
Me: forced gender reassignment?
Why so early in the morning? I'm not even awake to watch this yet
Is that a Devin Townsend joke
Dude, it’s 6:00 on a Christmas morning.
@@froumts mom wake up its 6:00 o' clock we gotta open presents now
I didn't laugh at all but the pastor of Muppets got me so bad😂😂😂😂😂
Damn. I was gonna win.
Jared really stretches for it when it comes to jokes about lisps. 😂
2:00 Holy moly is that a *JOJOS REFERENCE*
DOOM RAPTOR gtfo
You laugh you win
Lol, nice. To win a point, I would just go "EEEEXIT LIIIGHT" while slapping the desk to the rhythm of Enter Sandman, lmao. It's not a joke but would be worth a point.
Also, did you hear about the man who was killed in that thunderstorm last week?
He was trying to Ride The Lightning.
BroncosBailey ‘99 guess he got thunderstruck
The last joke was actually pretty good.
Pastor of Muppets!!! That made my day! Still laughing! Opeth got me pretty good, too! 👍
What is Trujillo's favorite song?
Noisestorm - Crab Rave
I've been telling that Ronnie James Dioderant joke for years. Kinda surprised to hear someone else do it.
Jamming upstairs
*Drops Guitar on foot*
"OH PISS!" 🤣🤣🤣
The more I say it to myself the more it works
STHTOP MAKING FUN OF ME
4:41
Give them a break, they only have 90% of the arms that a normal five-piece band would have.
Why do metal chicks love leg tattoos?
Cuz thigh art is murder
So many terrible jokes and puns.... I love it!
You know Alice couldn’t get out of Wonderland?
Cause she’s Down In a Whole
(I had to make an Alice In Chains one)
I already got a good laugh at the Opeth one, but the Winds of Plague one has me in tears.
2.5 Million Subs, but there just 2.4
What does a metalhead call a cactus?
a *PORCUPINE TREE*
Jeez, dude, your subtitles are geniously evil xD
Right? They're the best part of the vid, IMO.
The subtitles are easily the best bit. Nice one Gumbus
*Watching video wearing Nirvana hat & Def Leppard Shirt"
"What's Kirt Cobain's favorite band"
"Oh please don't"
"Suicdal Tendancies"
"Why do they call them def leppard? Cuz that's how it sounds when they play"
"Why are you like this?"
The maximum the hormone one was the best.
0:51
Question: What is the best way to transition from female to male?
Answer: Forced gender reassignment....
Edit: Added time.
Cattle decap \m/
Ignacio Millan Oh yeah brother 🤘
My hard working persistent friend did really good in the escape room. He had a Diligent Escape Plan.
I thought Kurt's favorite band was The Faceless
The joke about Dep Leppard seems quite underrated, I laughed at it
What do you call the weakest band in The Big 4?
Anthrax
BirdsElopeWithTheSun, nah. Metallica’s the weakest.
Music Lover master of puppets, ride the lighting and the justice album are probably better then anything by the big 4
There's the quality content I've been subscribed to for like 6 years lol.
Did you hear about the Slipknot tribute band?
They call themselves Lipsnot!
Mike Guitar Lee pretty sure that’s what they call herpes now.
I thinks it's called Mudvayne (jking)
Those metal jokes are terribly awesome. I laughed at most of them.
"You laugh, you lose"
I think i lost
I think I've never won as much as I'm winning right now tbh
Lmao when he went SLAY HERRRRRR he pointed and said Austyn laughed and I had just laughed...and my name is Austyn..😂
WTF did I just watch and laugh at??
#Nohate
I like how Jared always like "get it? I'm funny admit it"... But in fact, his jokes are bad... xD