*You feel a bald eagle crawling up your spine. *Smells like freedom. *Their guns won't shoot forever. Maybe. *Your heart turns blue. And white. And red. *You ask about kilometers. They seem confused.
"Its a beautiful day outside. Oil is producing, democratically elected governments are frolicking. On days like this, governments like you, *NEED DEMOCRACY*"
dude having sans wear a maga hat (or in the case, a muga hat) is fuckin slander of the character sure he doesn't do shit but he doesn't actively try to ruin lives
@@birb2330 pfft "SANS! YOU'RE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT." "huh wha" "YOU'RE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. I NOMINATED YOU FOR THE-" "no" "What?" "I'm not doing that." "Yes, you are. Now GET UP, LAZY BONES, YOU HAVE A SPEECH IN 30 MINUTES!"
The three only personification of America you should know about is Uncle Sam, Lady Columbia and/or Lady Liberty. Americanized Sans who love America so much that I could picture him to wear the part with a cowboy hat with a lone star, badass America t shirt, army jacket with military patches (his original blue hoodie could have America patches on) a American flag scarf, combat boots, black sunglasses, his shorts color red, white and blue with his eyes from his left eye is with it being blue, red and white at the center of it is a white-golden star while his right eye has that eye change with the white-golden star irises along with his gaster blasters are bald eagle heads that fired red, white and blue laser beams and the bones are also the same colors as the US flag. 🇺🇸
I don't wanna dive into modern politics, but I will dive into world history because I love world history. The United States did not formally enter World War II until early December of 1941, preferring to stay out of conflict. That is until the attack of Pearl Harbor. Basically, America didn't step in until it felt it had to. Just like Sans does in the genocide route.
United States Of America: Offense: 82. Defense: 95. Stability: 71. Influence: 86. Resources: 99. Population: 337M Strongest Navy: All navel invasions will be destroyed before they ever reach the coastline by their navy. Strongest Air Force: All aerial insertions are stopped by their air force Continental Control: Land insertions must be made through Central America. Nuclear Superpower: Will deploy large nukes when in critical danger. +15 Influence The Constitution: Annexation causes immediate and endless rebellion. Cannot be made a core territory. Produces Militia and Insurgent units when core territory is captured until Population reaches a critical level. Immunity to certain special actions. Military Arrogance: The population believes that it's Military can handle anything. (This trait has been disabled by the Failure in Afghanistan event.) *You'd need the whole world on your side to take them down.
Well it is kinda hard to fight the enemy when they don't wear a uniform and hide behind women & children. *Otherwise, we are by all means unstoppable.*
Funny how Xi(Ξ) also looks like character for '3' in Chinese. Which is one of the main concern and can be spelled as "F3ARMONG3R" which still makes sense.
There's a terrible war out there, populations are dropping, national debuts are rising. On days like this, Nations like yours, 𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙇𝘿 𝘽𝙀 𝘽𝙐𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙃𝙄𝙍𝙊𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙈𝘼...
@mudkippity I mean I had flowey as the CPC so it would only make sense to have the being that came before Routes Gen0cide=revolution Neutral=electoral victory Pacifist=total reform I won't say which Route I choose
Nah you’re wrong about Chara. They are you “partner” that manipulates you (America) into destroying Sans aka the US government so they are obviously the WEF/World Economic Forum! Heck, Chara and the WEF both even have a thing for mass depopulation!
*they warned you, but you did not listen, now you face the sleeping giant, and he is not pleased with the dust spilt on the ground, you fight against not just a man, but the living hatred of what you brought upon yourself*
@@thediamondkittygamingmore6614 I'm making a joke because people often say "never played [game title], don't know anything about [game title], but this is fire", so I thought I could put a funny twist on it. Sorry if you take jokes literally but it's called the internet. Can't do much about it other than dealing with it.
@someone8206 Aha, no, sorry. I don't take jokes literally at all, bit hard to tell when someone's joking through text and I didn't get it. Some people on the internet really have that low amount of grammar and intelligence when writing so I couldn't realize you weren't one of them-- apologies!!
I could imagine a second phase being like: *Uncle Sam uses Wartime Economy* (Uncle Sam's stats have doubled) "The sounds of trumpets are deafening." *Uncle Sam uses Propaganda* (Heals lost military personal) "You feel the Elephant and Donkey's gaze turns towards you."
Frisk/Chara is Nazi Germany, doing genocide route (Germany Megalo Strickes Back) The USSR is flowey/asriel, first helping Germany then realizing they're gonna get killed by them too if they don't fight, and hating the Us/sans (USSR finale) Poland is Papyrus, too trusting (they thought their allies were gonna help them but they abandonend them) and also their death/invasion started officially the war, like how killing Papyrus makes sans and undyne hate you (Poland Bonetrousle) Great Britain Battle against a true hero, fighting for the right thing till the end even if it means losing their empire Power of Neo's France, looking tough but getting destroyed And of course, the US's megalovania, only fighing at the very end, when they're forced to and there's no other option anymore
* The sound of freedom and liberty swells in the air. * You can feel drones approaching your location. > CHECK * The United States of America *ATK 900 *DEF 900 * The greatest nation in the world. Can't be the global hegemon forever.
I want more country megalos. Just imagining the creativity they can all go down is really cool, and a Chinese or Russian megalo as a counterpart to this one alone would be really cool.
@@1th_to_comment.Oh boy lets not go that dark place whats done is done lets hope that the guy that won can make america great again its betyer than worrying over something you can't change
@@1th_to_comment. Tbh, Im glad Kamala lost, I didnt like either of them, but when I looked what Trump is planning on? and what has happened in world politics since he Won? im so glad he won, He's gonna make congress have Terms, so you should be happy my friend,
*Japan attacks Pearl Harbor *you decide to use Special Attack: Here Comes The Sun *finish him! *you decide to use Special Attack: Here Comes The Sun *Japan was defeated. Gained 67XP
I assume either Russia Or China Would be Chara lol XD WAIT!! CHARA WOULD BE CHINA OF COURSE!! CUZ C FOR CHARA AND C FOR CHINA LOL XD it would make perfect sense lol XD!!
![Home Depot Theme but You're Preparing for War - Epic Version [ Kāru ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2_m9M6GzW-g/mqdefault.jpg)
Oh fuck.
𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘢𝘵𝘴.
DON'T. TOUCH. THE BOATS.
"We attacked three boats, they dropped the sun on us TWICE!"
raise hell, praise dale!
Israel touched them and nothing happened 🤷♂️
@@colonelcorn9500 Oh yea, the USS Liberty, I think that was.
*The Maine explodes.
*You decide it's Spain's fault.
"What can we blame on Spain?"
*boom*
"Let's blame the Maine on Spain"
So they blamed the Maine on Spain.
“This is all your fault, Ja’spain.”
@@QuinnTheDjinnbest line of bill wurtz. (in my opinion)
@@Random_dreadnoughtthe sun is a deadly laser
* You feel drones approaching your location, rapidly.
* Time to make my last stand!
Do the drones, perchance... Murder?
* UAVs circle above you like vultures, you arm yourself and prepare to face the wrath of the US Military Industrial Complex
You shall not survive.
America 500 attacking 520 defense
When sans measures in feet
WHAT THE #$%& IS A KILOMETERRR!!
When sans measures in burgers per freedom miles
When you're 1.8288 meters under.
@@merasmusentertainment two yards
@@Nexurian Don't you mean approximately 1.8288E+08 particles? Who uses metric or imperial anyway.
When the United States finds out there is oil in the Underground.
This probably is a real AU somewhere on the Internet.
Not me writing the story for Oiltale at 1 am
Undertale plot wouldn't happen then
That's actually a fire concept for an undertale AU
This concept is lit
Song that may play when you fight Uncle Sans
😂😂😂
I hate this, take my like 😆
Take this like, and get out!
Nano-bones, _____ !
@yarnicles4616 "They harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me, Jack!"
Never thought i would see undertale mixed with geo-politics.
Megalovania with Russian Bass.
Kamalatale.
sans speilens epic megalovania
@ *sans spielen‘s
Thaaaaaaaaat's politics!
*You feel a bald eagle crawling up your spine.
*Smells like freedom.
*Their guns won't shoot forever. Maybe.
*Your heart turns blue. And white. And red.
*You ask about kilometers. They seem confused.
@@heleno6917 30 feet off the ground
Solider TF2: get with the program!!!
@@cyanideytcuriousseadoggo *30 meters off the ground (aka **_*32.8084 GOD-BLESSED AMERICAN YARDS_* off the ground)
@@SikerGaming Is your control point infested with scouts? Try scout be gone!
@@cyanideytcuriousseadoggo BANG! BANG! I love you, Scout-B-Gone!
@@SikerGamingI love how lazy purple used meters to yards conversion when Americans prefer feet over yards any day of the week.
Screeching eagle heads would be the replacement for gaster blasters
"Its a beautiful day outside. Oil is producing, democratically elected governments are frolicking. On days like this, governments like you, *NEED DEMOCRACY*"
or just straight up desert eagles instead
@@NexuuusCooooredesert eagles that screech like eagles
@@SomeIceGuy incredible
and they fire stars and stripes
“We will make the underground great again!”
Vote for Sans as president of the underground 20XX!
lets be honest sans would not even bother trying to run for president
@@EXPSanityPapyrus Signed him up
Shouldn’t sans be on the Supreme Court, since he is a/the royal judge
dude having sans wear a maga hat (or in the case, a muga hat) is fuckin slander of the character
sure he doesn't do shit but he doesn't actively try to ruin lives
@@birb2330 pfft
"SANS! YOU'RE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT."
"huh wha"
"YOU'RE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. I NOMINATED YOU FOR THE-"
"no"
"What?"
"I'm not doing that."
"Yes, you are. Now GET UP, LAZY BONES, YOU HAVE A SPEECH IN 30 MINUTES!"
I love how the comments are split between assuming that you are fighting the personification of America, or an American version of Sans XD
wasnt the song tecnically about yourself in the game since you were the bossfight?
@@medicTF2. So America is fighting sans...
This is the music that plays when you try to fight me 😂😂😂 jk
The three only personification of America you should know about is Uncle Sam, Lady Columbia and/or Lady Liberty. Americanized Sans who love America so much that I could picture him to wear the part with a cowboy hat with a lone star, badass America t shirt, army jacket with military patches (his original blue hoodie could have America patches on) a American flag scarf, combat boots, black sunglasses, his shorts color red, white and blue with his eyes from his left eye is with it being blue, red and white at the center of it is a white-golden star while his right eye has that eye change with the white-golden star irises along with his gaster blasters are bald eagle heads that fired red, white and blue laser beams and the bones are also the same colors as the US flag. 🇺🇸
you feel two centuries of self-righteousness crawl up your spine
actual best comment
LI. TER. A. LEE.
Amen!
(Imagine the outcome of one country’s election scaring the rest of the world into peace. Couldn’t be me lol)
@@lightbearerslamp That's not what happened lol
@@lightbearerslamp literally 2 days of record high casualties in Ukraine in a row
What rabbit hole am I IN bro 😭
ayo bro YOU should be answering that question
@@Flipdagoose AGONY my guy.
@@soupmaster1217 fnaf reference
NAHDAFANWSDKKKQHEEEEDNADBEAB
The American Hole!
Now lock in, it's about time we had some conflict!
"At the end of everything, you are filled with... Patriotism."
That sounds like sexual assault somehow
FREEDOM🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
@@mundylunes7755what?
MICROPLASTICS coarse through your veins
I have several questions
1. Why does this exist.
2. Why does it have such a good name.
3. Why is the song itself so good.
I don't wanna dive into modern politics, but I will dive into world history because I love world history.
The United States did not formally enter World War II until early December of 1941, preferring to stay out of conflict. That is until the attack of Pearl Harbor.
Basically, America didn't step in until it felt it had to.
Just like Sans does in the genocide route.
*_Both times,_* we wanted to be left alone. But did anyone listen? _Noooo,_ they just *had* to touch our f*cking boats.
Modern Politics will be the World History of tomorrow
And in the final hallway, it was the US that faced the Empire of the Sun one final time, literally just beating them into submission.
papyrus harbor
@therealvolt42re Special attack: Drops a nuke, Twice.
Canada Bonetrousle when?
Germany Spears of Justice
UK Gaster's theme
France Asgore, Italy Heartache, Russia Your Best Friend, USSR Your Best Nightmare, China But Nobody Came, The Russian Empire His Theme
@@elykdangerGaster would be the Roman Empire, just their sheer refusal to stay dead in some capacity or another. Everything goes back to Rome.
@@exileDreamer-x5qagreed
United States Of America:
Offense: 82. Defense: 95. Stability: 71. Influence: 86. Resources: 99. Population: 337M
Strongest Navy: All navel invasions will be destroyed before they ever reach the coastline by their navy.
Strongest Air Force: All aerial insertions are stopped by their air force
Continental Control: Land insertions must be made through Central America.
Nuclear Superpower: Will deploy large nukes when in critical danger. +15 Influence
The Constitution: Annexation causes immediate and endless rebellion. Cannot be made a core territory. Produces Militia and Insurgent units when core territory is captured until Population reaches a critical level. Immunity to certain special actions.
Military Arrogance: The population believes that it's Military can handle anything. (This trait has been disabled by the Failure in Afghanistan event.)
*You'd need the whole world on your side to take them down.
Scarily accurate.
Well it is kinda hard to fight the enemy when they don't wear a uniform and hide behind women & children. *Otherwise, we are by all means unstoppable.*
only then, do you even have a chance
@HANKSANDY69420 Yeah, and if the USA's sovereign territory gets taken by someone, the USA would 100% pull the same trick.
Love it!
“You have oil, and now you will have a bad time and no oil. FOR FREEDOM🦅🦅🦅🦅”
i swear im gonna see this in every countryball fight video including USA
oh dear
@@chezburger57 oh deer indeed
@@cyanideytcuriousseadoggo this is my rifle
Funny how Xi(Ξ) also looks like character for '3' in Chinese.
Which is one of the main concern and can be spelled as "F3ARMONG3R" which still makes sense.
NERD ☝️🤓
@macaroniman5325 you're a very sad individual
@@SneakyBeakySpy woosh
wait nah am I going insane, isnt three sān?
We went into 3 wars because people touched our boats (Spanish-American, WW1, WW2). The 3’s actually fit pretty well
There's a terrible war out there, populations are dropping, national debuts are rising.
On days like this,
Nations like yours,
𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙇𝘿 𝘽𝙀 𝘽𝙐𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙃𝙄𝙍𝙊𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙈𝘼...
🗣🗣🔥🔥
Why is this actually fire-?
@@playernotfound7860 Sparing: Whelp. Easier than I expected
*Death by Shadow Wizard Money Gang supplied Nukes.*
GAME OVER
JUST. LIKE. NAGASAKI
I read this in the same cadence and tone Senator Armstrong would have used
You are filled with patriotism
I thought this said petroleum
"*WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I HATE FRANCE RIGHT NOW!"
-Jane Doe
Should have had the eagle looking the other way.
why?
@ Looking to war instead of peace.
Oh shit, he has a great point actually
A chill descends, and the eagle turns it's head to the right, and you feel like the end of your journey has arrived
pov you touched americas boats.
AMERICATALE
Frisk=native nations
Flowey=CPC
Toriel=two parties
Papyrus=FBI/CIA
Sans=US government(3 branches)
undyne=department of defense
Alphys=lockeed Martin/Raytheon
Mettaton=NSA
Asgore=president
Chara=also native nations
Asriel=USSR
crying trying to imagine asriel as the USSR LMAOOO
@@mudkippity "The underground is not yours to take! It belongs to the people! To monsterkind! To humanity! It is ours, to share!"
@@krel7160 FOR THE MONSTERLAND
@mudkippity I mean I had flowey as the CPC so it would only make sense to have the being that came before
Routes
Gen0cide=revolution
Neutral=electoral victory
Pacifist=total reform
I won't say which Route I choose
Nah you’re wrong about Chara. They are you “partner” that manipulates you (America) into destroying Sans aka the US government so they are obviously the WEF/World Economic Forum! Heck, Chara and the WEF both even have a thing for mass depopulation!
WHAT THE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 IS A KILOMETERRRRR💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗿🗿🗿🗿
Non 'merican unit of measurement
*they warned you, but you did not listen, now you face the sleeping giant, and he is not pleased with the dust spilt on the ground, you fight against not just a man, but the living hatred of what you brought upon yourself*
see the reason the assassinations failed is that they didn't wait for him to fall asleep, so he was still able to dodge
and remember kids... whenever someone tells you 'the government wouldn't do that' oh yes they would
wendigoon viewer?
@AidanDaGreat si.
@@GUNUFofficial :D
The government wouldn’t feed the homeless.
@@kingwing7952 oh yes, they would... feed one homeless person
“Who tf gerrymandered the underground???”
This makes me patriotic for a country that DEFINETLY doesn't want me lol
Same it’s just that much of a banger.
There's always room for patriots 🦅
My fear has been very mongered, I assure you
Holy Shit TSSmith
Go invade Gwylth as Tupiza I have agender weeping to do @OddlyStrangeProductions
i never played politics, but I did play Undertale, I don't watch politics, however THIS SLAPS
how can you play politics
@@thediamondkittygamingmore6614 don't think about it too much
@@silksongoutyet there's already too many people not doing that, i've gotta make up for a good few million humans
@@thediamondkittygamingmore6614 I'm making a joke because people often say "never played [game title], don't know anything about [game title], but this is fire", so I thought I could put a funny twist on it. Sorry if you take jokes literally but it's called the internet. Can't do much about it other than dealing with it.
@someone8206 Aha, no, sorry. I don't take jokes literally at all, bit hard to tell when someone's joking through text and I didn't get it. Some people on the internet really have that low amount of grammar and intelligence when writing so I couldn't realize you weren't one of them-- apologies!!
*The message of the Founders swims through your mind it fills you with determination and resilience*
*the fact that the mouse was bombed to oblivion while trying to reach the cheese fills you with determination*
I could imagine a second phase being like:
*Uncle Sam uses Wartime Economy*
(Uncle Sam's stats have doubled)
"The sounds of trumpets are deafening."
*Uncle Sam uses Propaganda*
(Heals lost military personal)
"You feel the Elephant and Donkey's gaze turns towards you."
* Donald Undertale 19 ATK 84 DEF
The weakest politician. Can only deal RED damage.
Can't keep dodging headshots forever. Keep attacking.
actual realest comment here
"Can't keep dodging headshots forever" 😭😭😭
Underated AF
@@Not_Nik0 i guess trump is ultra isnctic
I can’t tell whether RED damage is a political or lobcorp reference
Maybe you could use this for Uncle Sam specifically
yeah, if this was for a fight it would be against Uncle Sam or some other personification of the American government (countryball, etc).
@@VectorJW9260 KAMALA TALE!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Uncle Sans
@@VectorJW9260 Homelander
New York when they kill a squirrel.
"Do you wanna have a free time?"
Third world country that has a strategic resource: "why do I hear boss music?"
*You ask TORIEL if she has any Olive Oil.
*The americans are coming.
Frisk/Chara is Nazi Germany, doing genocide route (Germany Megalo Strickes Back)
The USSR is flowey/asriel, first helping Germany then realizing they're gonna get killed by them too if they don't fight, and hating the Us/sans (USSR finale)
Poland is Papyrus, too trusting (they thought their allies were gonna help them but they abandonend them) and also their death/invasion started officially the war, like how killing Papyrus makes sans and undyne hate you (Poland Bonetrousle)
Great Britain Battle against a true hero, fighting for the right thing till the end even if it means losing their empire
Power of Neo's France, looking tough but getting destroyed
And of course, the US's megalovania, only fighing at the very end, when they're forced to and there's no other option anymore
Someone make this AU please
"The Giant Awakens. Run."
0:47 noticed the Atychimania motif.
no, that's the president theme
when Alphys finds oil in the underground:
What you hear the moment you find oil.
I'm several months clean but the title "United States Megalovania" immediately caused a relapse
As it should. It’s a fascinating title
We are running out of things to make Megalos about.
Despite everything, this is still a banger though.
* The US sends more guns.
* The US sends more guns.
* The US sends more guns.
* Seems like they aren’t running out anytime soon…
"Howdy! Engineer's in the field!"
The air crackles with synthetic freedom
Close enough 🗽🏈🇺🇲🦅
@TheTuxedoCreeper oh no it isn't
* The sound of freedom and liberty swells in the air.
* You can feel drones approaching your location.
> CHECK
* The United States of America
*ATK 900 *DEF 900
* The greatest nation in the world. Can't be the global hegemon forever.
justification for some high goofy stats
700,000,000,000 ATK for the military budget
352,000,000 DEF for the population
* You feel two centuries of self-righteousness crawl up your spine
@@germanshepherddog732 You attack
The us retaliates
"Behind every blade of grass a rifle, in every american the will to fight to the end"
@@flamingrubys11
The outside of the box turns into a field of grass.
Then rifles pop out from each blade and fire at you.
@@Maniacalharp-747 you attack
The us retaliates!
"Lets let the marines off their leash shall we?"
Despite everything...You're still you.
"Looks like the propaganda didn't work."
You feel a warmth behind your back. It feels like the sun, and it's growing.
“Felt like a turning point is behind us”
I want more country megalos. Just imagining the creativity they can all go down is really cool, and a Chinese or Russian megalo as a counterpart to this one alone would be really cool.
Finally something good on this platform
*You feel your economy deteriorating.
This is what plays when you fight Frank Horrigan in Fallout 2
What the 3rd world, small island country hears when they find 0.00002 ml of oil
"You can't feel your rights crawling on your back"
God bless America, God bless the Enclave
Fallout mention
*Enclave noises*
you feel the freedom crawling down your back
POV: You say oil
“In centuries like this, oil like you… should have a lot of democracy”
You are not immune to propaganda.
It’s Fearmonger
No it’s…Farmongr?
ITS EA?!
This should be the national anthem of the United States of America.
Yes and boss theme song if someone fights the United States whole military and armed civilians by united to fight against any kind of threat.
Better play this at the inauguration
"We are a light upon the world. The city upon the hill shall not be hidden"
this election season has been wild
a full republican sweep and a MEGALOVANIA of the entire U.S.A., what timeline are we living in lmbo
A better one
@@theanomaly2587 a much, much worse one.
@@1th_to_comment.Oh boy lets not go that dark place whats done is done lets hope that the guy that won can make america great again its betyer than worrying over something you can't change
@@1th_to_comment. Tbh, Im glad Kamala lost, I didnt like either of them, but when I looked what Trump is planning on? and what has happened in world politics since he Won? im so glad he won, He's gonna make congress have Terms, so you should be happy my friend,
@@dusting_monsters he's also gonna fuck america's economy but you do you ig
Missed chance to call it megalomania.
*You feel 34 felonies start to weigh on your conscience.
"you're gonna have a bad time, Kissenger."
*The air crackles with freedom*
"oh neat oil"
"why do I hear music"
*Japan attacks Pearl Harbor
*you decide to use Special Attack: Here Comes The Sun
*finish him!
*you decide to use Special Attack: Here Comes The Sun
*Japan was defeated. Gained 67XP
The song that plays every time in a world war game when you have finally taken over every country, except one.
The sound you hear when you take out the United States Army, but not the Second Amendment
@@FishbedFive People do often forget America's entire population is literally the Militia, and WILL defend virtues of the States
when the genocide route puts you at war with a major world country:
I mean, that describes several real-world historical situations *cough cough* WW2
@VectorJW9260 someone needs to make undertale but you play as nazi germany lol
*Liberty for me, not for thee*
*Freedom isn't free*
@@valcanoman1829 It'll be five hundred dollars
*police bribe successful
the song is just alright, but the concept is fucking HILLARIOUS
how?
@VectorJW9260 im not sure tbh. it has something to do with applying megalovania to serious irl concepts. make ottoman empire big shot next.
@@VectorJW9260 wales world revolving
Trump: I've repealed the 22nd amendment, now I can rule forever-
Obama coming back for a 3rd term:
Holy fuck imagine lmao
Sans when he is the best president choice
*The president forgot where he was*
*Again.*
If soldier tf2 had an Undertale theme
United States of Megalovania
This is what you hear everytime you open the news.
*Donald Trump
*17 ATK, 76 DEF
*Wants to make America great Again.
*17 attack 76 defence
@@karal_the_crazy i did 76 atk and def because america declared independence in 1776
@@dqnkdoggo_ that is why I said it should be 17 attack 76 defense
Because 1776.
@@karal_the_crazytrue
@@karal_the_crazy17 atk for chara would be a shit ton of damage lol I love it XD
*You feel like you should have kept your mouth shut about finding oil.*
"human, ive heard you had some oil. mind if i... "borrow" it?"
*It's an Empty Gun
*You have some spare .45 rounds, load it?
❤Yes No
*You loaded the gun
Underrated comment
Sans spielen is shaking in his booties
*united states
*Budget: 6.75 T
*Debt: 35 T
The Most In Debt Enemy
enemy?
I assume either Russia Or China Would be Chara lol XD WAIT!! CHARA WOULD BE CHINA OF COURSE!! CUZ C FOR CHARA AND C FOR CHINA LOL XD it would make perfect sense lol XD!!
And Russia Would be frisk lol XD
And North Korea Would Definitely be Flowey lol XD
Or Iran idk :/
Well, we had 9/11 Megalovania and German sans. It was only a matter of time.
* Military-Industrial Complex blocks your way.
❤ - CHECK
* MI-C - ATK 1961 DEF 824.3B
* “Profiteer for Peace.”