The funny thing is, Grail-kun didn't lie to anyone. Shirou became a Heroic Spirit after by becoming a bad guy bounty hunter, Gil became "friends" with Kirei by stabbing someone together, and Kirei needed to kill Lancer to fill up the grail fully for himself and Gilgamesh. Grail-kun is really just a good helper!
@@SindarinElealar I thought that was Sasaki's entire thing? Also Illyasviel was doomed to failure as well because it's impossible for her to get the grail. Also _the entire Einzbern family_ in the third war, especially in Apocrypha when they had a Ruler-class on their side and _still_ somehow managed to lose.
well no, the point is that he never became a "hero". becoming a servant not necessarily implies you achieved the "hero" status, well at least not the definition of hero that kiritsugu and archer wanted to be, none has ever done that.
EMIYA : grail kun grail kun I don't want to be a weapon of alya after despawning again Grail kun : oh depression kun you are so hopeless Ultimate rule breaker ... Grail kun : go and have a battle to the death with a arrogant white and blue archer in Karakura town and after despawning due to being killed by his friend who is a literal God Use ubw to remake those light sabers and stab yourself in the throne of heroes
I think in the whole series Lancer died at least once in every episode but the episode in which Kotomine complains with Sehai-kun about Lancer diying too much, that was it... or at least that's what i remember... so Lancer's death for that episode was on Kirei's hands
"SEHAI-KUN!!" "What's wrong, Grand Order player?" "I want to get Gilgamesh as a servant, but I can't afford saint quartz! I don't know what to dooooo!!" "You're so hopeless, Grand Order player-kun." **Shunk** "THE MONEY MACHINE!!" "Uh..." "Go rob someone."
Kiritsugu: Grail-kun, Grail-kun! Grail-kun: What's wrong, Kiritsugu-kun? Kiritsugu: I want World Peace, but people keep suffering, even after all my sacrifices Grail-kun: Oh, you are hopeless, Kiritsugu-kun *World Peace Generator!* Grail-kun: If you kill everyone in the world there will be world peace
Luca Morello I think it would've been funnier if instead of a knife the Grail dropped a gun called "Peacemaker" as there really is a gun with that name.
@@WarmLusamine I'm assuming Salieri is a subject of the Innocent Monster trait then, where people viewed him in a certain way which influenced how he turns out as a Servant
Shiro: “Wtf, no, I’m not doing that!” Shinji: “Let me get this straight, you want me, a high school student, with no magic circuits, to walk up to the King of Heroes and stab him with a kitchen knife?” Kirei: “Aight, bet.”
*Ilya:* "Grail-kun!" *Grail-kun:* "What's wrong, Ilya-kun?" *Ilya:* "I'm in love with my step-brother, but there isn't a Route for meeeeeeee! WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" *Grail-kun:* "You're so hopeless, Ilya-kun." ... *Ilya:* "...Eh?" *Grail-kun:* "There's nothing I can do for you."
Just Some Guy with a Mustache Actually according to some bad ends from the VN it goes somewhat like this: *drops Berserker's huge axe sword* Together forever device! Seihai-kun: "He can't leave you if he doesn't have legs."
Ohtori Sakuya Actually I think that Illya used the knife to threaten the author of Prisma Illya to make it... Only for Shirou and Miyu to steal it later on...
Shirou: Grail-kun! Grail-kun: What is it, Shirou? Shirou: I'm tired of all these battles! I want a series thats more down to earth! Grail-kun: You're so hopeless! [Drops Knife] *COOKING KNIFE* Shirou: Uhhh... Grail-kun: Your first recipes should be mixed hot pot, salmon and buttery mushrooms in foil and Spring Chirashi Sushi.
"Grail-kun." "Yes, Logic?" "Why do you have so many knives?" "Logic, you're so hopeless." *(drops knife)* "THE QUESTION ERASER!" ..... *"No more needless questions, kay?"* "Y-yes..."
Lancer: Grail-kun, Grail-kun! Grail-kun: what is it, Lancer? Lancer: Everyone keeps killing me, and I don't know how to stop it! Grail-kun: You're so hopeless, Lancer~ *drops knife* Grail-kun: SERVANT SURVIVAL TOOL!! *the knife drops into Lancer's head* Grail-kun: ...you truly ARE hopeless
Actually,there was a whole episode between lancer and seihai-kun,where seihai-kun warns him about his death,and lancer,in all his powers tries his absolute best to not get killed. In the end,Lancer hops in on shirou's rocket and think he's safe,only to get his skull shattered by a volleyball
Lancer: Everyone keeps killing me, and I don't know how to stop it! Grail-kun: You're so hopeless, Lancer~ drops knife Grail: Kill yourself so they can't.
Sekai: Waaahhh!!!! Sehai-Kun!! Grail-kun: What's wrong Sekai? Sekai: I think Makoto is cheating on me, I love him and I don't know what to do!! Grail-kun: You're so hopeless Sekai kun. (Drops knife) RELATIONSHIP STRENGTHENING DEVICE!!!! Sekai: Huh? Grail-kun: Go show him your love... Sekai: (Eyes go blank) You're right....
parukia42099 Grail-Kun should have gave her a condom. Makoto never used a condom in either of the two threesomes he had with Kotonoha & Sekai. Now they're both pregnant.
I love the dark parody of its own source material, this skit essentially sums up what the grail does when it grants wishes for those new to the series.
Yeah i’m pretty suprised there wasn’t a followup clip where Shinji came back all beaten and burned and complained about how little it worked like he was returning a broken dish washer. Would have been interesting to see if grail-kun could give people any Other solutions to their problems than just kitchen knives.
@@abandonedfragmentofhope5415 Pretty sure considering it was vanilla lancer they were just testing out skill at that point considering they themselves continue to make the joke in places like a certain lion president's interlude. His skills from ubw and heaven's feel just happened to be evasion and guts as shown
"Seihai-kun!" "What's wrong, Ilya-chan?" "Chloe keeps on hitting on Onii-chan!" "You're so hopeless, Ilya-chan." *knife drops* Ultimate Brocon Tool! "Huh?" "Go ahead and eliminate all the competition."
Lord El-Melloi II: Grail-kun, Grail-kun. Grail-kun: What's wrong, Lord El-Melloi II? Lord El-Melloi II: I want an animated spin-off series about me and my students. Grail-kun: You are so hopeless, Lord El-Melloi II. Lord El-Melloi II: ... Grail-kun: ... Lord El-Melloi II: Why aren't you doing something? Grail-kun: The animators already decided to fullfill your wish. Lord El-Melloi II: Oh.
Kiyohime: Grail-kun! Grail-Kun! Grail-kun: What's wrong, Kiyohime-san? Kiyohime: I love my master, but I'm afraid other girls are monopolizing his affections! Grail-kun: You're so hopeless, Kiyohime-san (drops knife) RELATIONSHIP INSURANCE DEVICE!!! Kiyohime: ... Grail-Kun: If the other servants gets a little too cozy with your master, use this to remove her
The knife is one of the first crafted tools made by humanity. It is dare I say, a symbol of human ingenuity, nay, humanity itself. Of course it's a universal solution.
Arthur: Sehai-kun Grail-kun: What's wrong, Arthur-kun? Arthur: I'm a girl, so the other knights say I can't be a hero! Grail-kun: You're so hopeless, Arthur-kun. *Hero Creation kit-o!* Arthur: ....? Grail-kun: You'll become a hero after you kill off all the Saxons from England.
"GRAIL KUN!" "What's wrong, thanos?" "I want to keep the universe balanced but the people are increasing their population!" "You are so hopeless thanos kun" "INFINITY GAUNTLET!" "If you wipe out half of population it will work." "Oh...."
Thanos: Grail-kun, I saw the future. I was able to to cleanse the universe of overpopulation, but the humans were ungrateful and undid my work. Grail: So hopeless, Thanos-kun. Just destroy the universe and make one that's more appreciative. Thanos: That puts a smile on my face.
Only TYPE MOON is gutsy enough to painstakingly build up various franchises revolving around tragedies and then bring about a hilarious series to openly mock their own works
Shinji: Gil!!! Gil: What do you want, mongrel? *pulls out friendmaker* Shinji: Start obeying me, or else... Gil: You're going to stab me, am i right? Shinji: y-yeah, i'm your master, so ob- Gil: So you really think that a King like me will perish by your filthy hands? Don't make me laugh, Mongrel!!! *Activates gate of Babylon* Gil: Now, let's see how long can you last with this piece of scrap that you call blade. Shinji: Se-Sehai-kun... Gil: ENTERTAIN ME, MONGREL!!! Shinji: SEHAI-KUN!!!!!!
Holt1718 Sakura needs an abusive brother to fit better into the "tortured heroine" slot that she is trying to protect so dearly. Watch the Sakura Tele Novela episode to get it XD
Holt1718 That in-joke doesnt exist without reason. Sakura really has nothing going for her except the tragic heroine attribute. It's being made fun off in almost every Fate related spin-off.
Grail-kun Grail-kun "What's wrong Shirou" I lost my knife and I can't chop the carrots anymore "You're so hopeless shirou" **drops a knife** "This is the carrot chopper device, use it to chop that carrot"
@@doorbladder5735 Just in UBW. What the main comment means is that in one episode of Carnival Phantasm, Lancer was found dead with a bunch of Black Keys and a kitchen knife sticking out of him.
I like to think that because no one is trying to kill each other during the Carnival, Grail-Kun just wants to speed up the process by dropping minor hints.
Fire Emblem Heroes be like... Triandra: WAAAAHHH!! GRAIL-KUN!!! Grail-kun: What's wrong, Triandra-chan? Triandra: My father abuses me and my sister like hell, I can't take it anymore!! (sobsobsobsob) Grail-kun: You're so hopeless, Triandra-chan... (drops kitchen knife) Good Daddy Maker!! Triandra: .... Huh? Grail-kun: Show him who's boss!
*Aqua* : "Waaaaa SEIHAI-KUN!!!!" *Seihai-kun* : "What's wrong Aqua-san?" *Aqua* : "Kazuma treats me so badly and called me a useless goddess!!!! I want he treats me better!!! WAAAAAA!!!!!!" *Sehai-kun* : You're helpless Aqua-san." *drop knife* *TREATMEMENT USEFULL CHARM* *Aqua* : "Heh..?" *Seihai-kun* : "Uses this to him and he would treat you even better."
Arcueid: Waaahhh!!!! Sehai-Kun!! Grail-kun: What's wrong Arcueid-Kun? Arcueid: It's been over 10 years, yet TYPE-MOON STILL hasn't made the Tsukihime remake! I'm supposed to be TYPE-MOON's FIRST main heroine but it feels like me, and everyone else, are completely forgotten. There are even rumors that the remake will never even happen since it's constantly TBA! I don't know what to do! Grail-kun: You're so hopeless Arcueid-kun. (Drops knife) WISHING REMAKE DEVICE!!!! Arcueid: Huh? Grail-kun: Get Shiki-kun to use his Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to "kill" the Fate franchise, Type-Moon is just putting too much focus on the Fate/Grand Order game.
Whammy Cheng Well Fate is their biggest and most popular franchise so combine that with the fact so combine that with the fact that FGO is a major cash cow due to being a mobile game it's only natural that everything else would get put on the back burner
No kidding, I read how so many people spent a LOT of money to get Paid SQ so that they can get their limited Servants. But please, if a Tsukihime remake will never occur then at least a Tsukihime Singularity. Honestly, after seeing how Type Moon is focusing on the Fate/grand order Virtual Reality game, I can tell they have no intentions of making a Tsukihime remake.
Archer: Sehai-kun! Sehai-kun: What is it, Archer-kun? Archer: I want to kill Shirou before he becomes me, but my Master used a Command Seal so that I wouldn't do that! Sehai-kun You're so helpless, Archer-kun! *Fate Rewriting device* Sehai-kun: If you cut off Rin's hand, she loses her Command Seals. Then kill Shirou. Rin: Sehai-kun! Sehai-kun: What is it, Tohsaka-kun? Rin: I want Saber, but Shirou won't give her to me! Sehai-kun: You're so helpless, Tohsaka-kun! *Servant Transfer Device*: Sehai-kun: Force Shirou to give you his Command Seals, then kill him.
Kiyohime: Grail-kun, Grail-kun Grail: What is it Kiyohime-chan Kiyohime: I'm ranked #2 in the Harem because Master keep fraternizing with Mash and barely have time for me, do something about it Grail: you're so hopeless, Kiyohime-chan *drops knife* Grail: Harem Ranking Ascension Kit!! Kiyohime: eh? Grail: it's best to ambush them at night
Gilgamesh : Oi ! Grail-kun ! Grail-kun : What's wrong Gil-kun ? Gilgamesh : I want to possess Saber, but she keeps refusing my offer Grail-kun : You're so hopeless, Gil-kun *Catching tool !* Grail-kun : If you kill her, she can't refuse
Something I just realized. Archer is future Shirou, that's a given. Archer also became a Counter-Guardian after killing a whole lot of people. So I think while it doesn't show it Shirou actually took the Grail's advice to become a hero. That and for those of you who have played the Heaven's Feel route take a wild guess who the Grail's voice actor is. It is very appropriate I think.
Archer didn't become a Hero by killing a lot of people, he became a Hero by fighting a lot of proxy wars, conflicts, and doing missions and thus becoming a "Hero" to a lot of people. Did he kill people while doing this? yes its not just implied its explicitly said, but never is it said it was "he killed people => he became a hero"
"Grail-kun, sempai keeps choosing to spend time with my sister instead of me" "Oh sakura, you're so hopeless" SISTER REMOVAL DEVICE "He can't pick her if she isn't around anymore"
I love how Kirei is the only one to accept the advice
Well to be fair... that advice actually makes sense lol
For me, that was the scariest part of the whole skit.
In one of the later skits, you can see Lancer having been killed by Black Keys and the Servant Strengthening Device.
sims2lovealot
Well, in canon Kirei really did force Chulainn to kill himself. _it didn't end well for Kirei though..._
Robbie Norris In one canon
The funny thing is, Grail-kun didn't lie to anyone. Shirou became a Heroic Spirit after by becoming a bad guy bounty hunter, Gil became "friends" with Kirei by stabbing someone together, and Kirei needed to kill Lancer to fill up the grail fully for himself and Gilgamesh. Grail-kun is really just a good helper!
A good helper of the bad outcome
Yeah, but Shinji attacking his majesty, even younger more angsty his majesty, with a knife, will only end one way.
@@ZhongliArchonofSwag Shinji has that Yamcha-thing going on: whatever he does is bound to be a failure.
@@SindarinElealar I thought that was Sasaki's entire thing? Also Illyasviel was doomed to failure as well because it's impossible for her to get the grail. Also _the entire Einzbern family_ in the third war, especially in Apocrypha when they had a Ruler-class on their side and _still_ somehow managed to lose.
@@mattwo7 well at least there's no angra mainyu stuck in the grail
I love how with kirei and shinji it‘s a normal sky, but with shirou it shows the sky of unlimited blade works
like one decade, and only now im noticing that
@@OsynchrO same xD
Not only that , but something was flying around the window too.
everyone: hesitates to take the knife and stares in discomfort
Kirei: *proceeds to take the knife instantly*
so that's what " *hesitation is defeat* " from Isshin means
Of course Kirei doesn't hesitate to take Grail-Kun's advice.
It's literally the same thing he did during the last grail war.
@@nunyabizness6089 He Azothed Rin's dad in the BACK!
Lancer ga shinda!
kono hito de nashi
"Lancer's absolutely useless because he keeps dying" YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KILLED HIM!
+Bryan Cullen Including himself
good thing cu killed him
He is talking about Fate when he orders lancer to commit suicide.
YOU'RE NOT HUMAN!!!
LANCER GA SHINDA!
the best part is Shirou does become Archer after killing a million people
counter guardian and all
well... he became hero like he wanted.
well no, the point is that he never became a "hero". becoming a servant not necessarily implies you achieved the "hero" status, well at least not the definition of hero that kiritsugu and archer wanted to be, none has ever done that.
Cione Er really it was shirou and kirisuga ideal, in that sense yes archer never became a hero
that's the joke
Kotomine: Grail-kun grail-kun. Lancer's absolutely useless because he keeps dying
I LOST MY SHIT on this 😂🤣
and kirei just picks up the knife and goes " Mm yes that makes sense, I should have done this sooner"
EMIYA : grail kun grail kun I don't want to be a weapon of alya after despawning again
Grail kun : oh depression kun you are so hopeless
Ultimate rule breaker
...
Grail kun : go and have a battle to the death with a arrogant white and blue archer in
Karakura town and after despawning due to being killed by his friend who is a literal God
Use ubw to remake those light sabers and stab yourself in the throne of heroes
Oh he keeps dying? Just kill him then
I think in the whole series Lancer died at least once in every episode but the episode in which Kotomine complains with Sehai-kun about Lancer diying too much, that was it... or at least that's what i remember... so Lancer's death for that episode was on Kirei's hands
@@yashobantadash6462 you know, knowing how bleach and nasuverse work, that might actually do the trick
包丁渡されたときの士郎とワカメの第一声がガチトーンwww
ゑ…
"SEHAI-KUN!!"
"What's wrong, Grand Order player?"
"I want to get Gilgamesh as a servant, but I can't afford saint quartz! I don't know what to dooooo!!"
"You're so hopeless, Grand Order player-kun." **Shunk** "THE MONEY MACHINE!!"
"Uh..."
"Go rob someone."
Rian Quenlin lmao
You mean whaler-kun?
Or you know just spend days rerolling trying to get him...
And somehow still fail
You're right
Got him on my first roll during the Fate Zero event about a three to four months ago.
Kiritsugu: Grail-kun, Grail-kun!
Grail-kun: What's wrong, Kiritsugu-kun?
Kiritsugu: I want World Peace, but people keep suffering, even after all my sacrifices
Grail-kun: Oh, you are hopeless, Kiritsugu-kun
*World Peace Generator!*
Grail-kun: If you kill everyone in the world there will be world peace
Luca Morello I think it would've been funnier if instead of a knife the Grail dropped a gun called "Peacemaker" as there really is a gun with that name.
Luca Morello Basically what the grail showed him in Zero...
Heh... and have Grail-kun be voiced by Sayaka Ohara.
Ironically that basically is the premise for the Shin Megami Tensei games when you choose Law. How fucked up is that, right?
Yeah, that's why you always chose Neutral
ランサーが死んでばかりで役に立たないで草
I really hope this comes back in Fate Grand Carnival this year
Yeah,but we need to expect that Sehai-kun might be a bit violent.I mean,just look at how he been used(Remember Gil use Grail as cup)
@@mamorusatoshi9696 Wheat Ale is more sacred than some goddamn wish cup
Gudako: Sehai-kun Sehai-kun! I can't roll any 5stars from Gacha!
*Quartz Generator Kit*
Grail: Kill them all for their wallets and buy more Quartz
FGO gran carnival came out
NOPE
Obviously we understand where did all the Yanderes get knife related advices.
First comment in 4 years, you're welcome.
@@dorian4191 first reply in 2 days you're welcome.
bruh
@@alexanderticonuwu7591 first reply in 2 months, you're welcome
You won this comment section.
This is surprisingly accurate to the entire series.
AND fandom
Marie: "Grail-kun! The people of France are starving!"
Grail-kun: "You're so hopeless, Marie."
*Cake making kit!*
Grail-kun: "Let them eat cake."
So GRAIL-KUN was the one who said it!
"Fun" fact: She never actually said that.
Salieri also never conspired against Mozart. The Grail/Counter Force/Whatever makes Servants gives zero shits.
@@WarmLusamine I'm assuming Salieri is a subject of the Innocent Monster trait then, where people viewed him in a certain way which influenced how he turns out as a Servant
@@thighgraine That skill was still given by whatever the fuck makes Servants. Ergo, it still gives zero shits.
Shiro: “Wtf, no, I’m not doing that!”
Shinji: “Let me get this straight, you want me, a high school student, with no magic circuits, to walk up to the King of Heroes and stab him with a kitchen knife?”
Kirei: “Aight, bet.”
Given it's Gil, he'd probably be surprised someone as pathetic as Shinji would actually try that. So maybe it'd work.
@@rjfrost7090 heck... It might work!
@@rjfrost7090 then he reveals he has is own friendmaker from the Gate of Babylon and asks Kotomine for a bonding exercise lol
100万人殺せば英雄だよって何気に名言な気がするw
アメリカの英雄達と同じじゃないか！(米比戦争)
映画｢殺人狂時代｣でのチャップリンの名台詞だな。
正気から狂気へ。
@クルクル髪の毛 弱酸性だな（納得）
@@user-azx357
これの関連動画で弱酸性の社歌full出ててワロタwww
素の「…え」が好き
それなw
全部包丁じゃないか！（公式遂に血迷った）
0:21
0:42
@@love_SR_love
神谷さん出てるwww
学生二人とも靴下で上がってんのに言峰土足って納得
This is a frighteningly accurate portrayal of how the grail seems to work.
aint that the joke? lol
Funny how it thinks that a knife will work on gilgamesh
*Ilya:* "Grail-kun!"
*Grail-kun:* "What's wrong, Ilya-kun?"
*Ilya:* "I'm in love with my step-brother, but there isn't a Route for meeeeeeee! WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
*Grail-kun:* "You're so hopeless, Ilya-kun."
...
*Ilya:* "...Eh?"
*Grail-kun:* "There's nothing I can do for you."
*drop knife* - go find the writer.
Abyss Kappa Is this why we have Prisma Ilya now?
Just Some Guy with a Mustache Actually according to some bad ends from the VN it goes somewhat like this:
*drops Berserker's huge axe sword*
Together forever device!
Seihai-kun: "He can't leave you if he doesn't have legs."
Ohtori Sakuya Actually I think that Illya used the knife to threaten the author of Prisma Illya to make it... Only for Shirou and Miyu to steal it later on...
Just Some Guy with a Mustache You are bloody everywhere
Shirou: Grail-kun!
Grail-kun: What is it, Shirou?
Shirou: I'm tired of all these battles! I want a series thats more down to earth!
Grail-kun: You're so hopeless!
[Drops Knife]
*COOKING KNIFE*
Shirou: Uhhh...
Grail-kun: Your first recipes should be mixed hot pot, salmon and buttery mushrooms in foil and Spring Chirashi Sushi.
And that's how "Todays menu for the Emiya family" came to be
@@twilighttricksterXXI
"this is canon now."
-Type Moon, most likely
全 部 包 丁 じ ゃ ね ぇ か
何を言う、英雄製造キットと、ナカヨクナールと、サーヴァント強化装置じゃないか…（目をグルングルンに回しながら）
"Grail-kun."
"Yes, Logic?"
"Why do you have so many knives?"
"Logic, you're so hopeless."
*(drops knife)* "THE QUESTION ERASER!"
.....
*"No more needless questions, kay?"*
"Y-yes..."
I just assumed it was the same knife. Kirei took it hence the end, no more knifes.
士郎の「えっ……」ホントすこ
0:21士郎
0:43ワカメ
1:10麻婆神父
九十九屋
ワカメwww
言峰じゃなくて麻婆豆腐
麻婆だけ、なんか違う件
士郎だけ結界内に部屋がある
Be a Hero after killing Million people
Hmm...OH HEY KIRITSUGU! HOW"S IT GOING?
+OmegaChosen0 sadly, he did not recognize himself as a hero... but Archer had the same fate hahahah
+OmegaChosen0 I wonder if it's amount of people that Archer had killed...
+OmegaChosen0 Pfffff, Kiritsugu deliberately choose not to wipe out the planet.
He didn't use forty of his origin rounds.
+OmegaChosen0 Actually kiritsugu became a hero after some events on fate grand order
+EMIYA Shirou Oh! A player playing FGO! How's the gacha?
公 式 が 病 気
ワカメの言う事聞いてやれよ、ギル…
ギルガメッシュ お！英雄王が動いた！！
統括理事長一方通行 違うよ慢心王だよ
慢心せずして何が王か！
ズッ友チェーン
This is a parody of Doraemon if anybody needed some context. With that context it's even funnier
Kirei is the only one who doesn't go "huh?" and actually picks up the thing.
he actually killed Lancer in Carnival Phantasm: HibiChika special episode.
He killed him in UBW too
Zephyrus Mapping wait what?? Using command seals count as killing?
When you order the other person to die...
KoeSeer
Best part is he used a combination of his sword-dagger things and the Knife
I just noticed when Shiro goes to Grail-kun it's Unlimited Blade Works outside but for Shinji and Kirei it's just a normal sunny day.
W8 WAT?!?!?!?!
And what was that flying thing at 0:09?
@@sinningwithpfp6525 looked like Saber in her Lion suit.
How did I not notice that? O.O
Damn I Never notice that before, thx gay bro
It isn't on YT Kids anymore, fortunately
the fact that it was really fuck up XD
You know what is? Heavy Metal.
@@joshuagross3151 I know that F-words compilation from Panty and Stocking still is and Highway Star from Deep Purple used to be
@@qbel4255 >Panty and Stocking
>TH-cam Kids
This is why COPPA was a mistake
@@BananaChicken21 bUt iT lOoKs LiKe A cArToOn FoR kIdS /s
Lancer: Grail-kun, Grail-kun!
Grail-kun: what is it, Lancer?
Lancer: Everyone keeps killing me, and I don't know how to stop it!
Grail-kun: You're so hopeless, Lancer~
*drops knife*
Grail-kun: SERVANT SURVIVAL TOOL!!
*the knife drops into Lancer's head*
Grail-kun: ...you truly ARE hopeless
Lancer ga shinda!
Kono Hito De Nashi!
Actually,there was a whole episode between lancer and seihai-kun,where seihai-kun warns him about his death,and lancer,in all his powers tries his absolute best to not get killed. In the end,Lancer hops in on shirou's rocket and think he's safe,only to get his skull shattered by a volleyball
I was expecting a "they can't kill you if you kill yourself first" after giving the knife
Lancer: Everyone keeps killing me, and I don't know how to stop it!
Grail-kun: You're so hopeless, Lancer~
drops knife
Grail: Kill yourself so they can't.
Sekai: Waaahhh!!!! Sehai-Kun!!
Grail-kun: What's wrong Sekai?
Sekai: I think Makoto is cheating on me, I love him and I don't know what to do!!
Grail-kun: You're so hopeless Sekai kun.
(Drops knife)
RELATIONSHIP STRENGTHENING DEVICE!!!!
Sekai: Huh?
Grail-kun: Go show him your love...
Sekai: (Eyes go blank) You're right....
parukia42099 holy crap did you just XD
I'm going to hell for laughing at this.
parukia42099 it should be sekai-chan
chan for girl and kun for boy
Anh Duy Not always.
parukia42099 Grail-Kun should have gave her a condom. Makoto never used a condom in either of the two threesomes he had with Kotonoha & Sekai. Now they're both pregnant.
I love the dark parody of its own source material, this skit essentially sums up what the grail does when it grants wishes for those new to the series.
Grail kun: Go show him who's boss
Shinji: *comes back with a million swords impaled in his back* Grail-kun, grail-kun, it didn't work
The sad thing is actually attemping would probably get Gil to give some respect for finally growing a pair.
Yeah i’m pretty suprised there wasn’t a followup clip where Shinji came back all beaten and burned and complained about how little it worked like he was returning a broken dish washer. Would have been interesting to see if grail-kun could give people any Other solutions to their problems than just kitchen knives.
@@bloodmongerzero4431 i mean what problems cant be solved by a knife that according to sehai kun can kill a million people
"You're so useless, Shinji-kun".
Gil:...how in the hell are you even alive right now? ...ok truth be told? Actually impressive for a mongrel. ...is this what compliments feel like?
Grail: *gives all three a knife*
Shirou: “ The heck?”
Shinji: “ I’ll probably get killed.”
Kitonome: *picks it up*
“ This would do nicely.”
Correction : Kotomine
声優が桜と一緒という事実
あれ？遠坂じゃないの？
ニワカ失礼しますo┐ﾍﾟｺﾘ
本人にそのつもりがなくても
史上最高の煽り
さすがに草
声かわいい
声優さんって、ほんとに凄いよな。
聖杯くん…ゲスい…w
Kirei: Lancer is so useless cuz he keeps dying
FGO bosses: Why can’t I kill this f*cking lancer!!!!???
It is kinda sad how toxic he can be with mash and himself.
I think the makers of Fate/GO wanted to end that joke.
@@abandonedfragmentofhope5415 Pretty sure considering it was vanilla lancer they were just testing out skill at that point considering they themselves continue to make the joke in places like a certain lion president's interlude. His skills from ubw and heaven's feel just happened to be evasion and guts as shown
In ubw lancer kills kirei and lectures shinji for good five minutes after he stabs himself in the heart
Also Lancer: *Evade x 3*
Grail-kun is basically Bing
確かに今の聖杯の
願望の叶え方はこれしかないよね
田中さん ver.2.0 三丁目の そうですよね…………
破壊という形でしか叶えられない...
どんな願いであろうと誰かの死が前提
やはり虎聖杯こそ至高
ｳｪｰｲ課金課金ｴﾍｯエヘヘ
ギルに包丁とか返り討ち不可避
Melinda Decameron あれだよ。因果逆転の包丁だから死ぬと確定したから刺すみたいな感じなんだよ
@@user-ly4jx8od5h 刺すのか・・・斬るほうじゃないのか・・・
ナカヨクナール
あ、あの〜あれだ。その〜…令呪！令呪使って動き止めるんだよ！（錯乱
「慎二…！キサマもはやそこまで＿＿＿＿！？」
ってなると思うの
"Seihai-kun!"
"What's wrong, Ilya-chan?"
"Chloe keeps on hitting on Onii-chan!"
"You're so hopeless, Ilya-chan."
*knife drops*
Ultimate Brocon Tool!
"Huh?"
"Go ahead and eliminate all the competition."
Lord El-Melloi II: Grail-kun, Grail-kun.
Grail-kun: What's wrong, Lord El-Melloi II?
Lord El-Melloi II: I want an animated spin-off series about me and my students.
Grail-kun: You are so hopeless, Lord El-Melloi II.
Lord El-Melloi II: ...
Grail-kun: ...
Lord El-Melloi II: Why aren't you doing something?
Grail-kun: The animators already decided to fullfill your wish.
Lord El-Melloi II: Oh.
この人でなし！
I used the friend maker to be friends with my professor earlier this week. i am now expelled from my college for trying to make friends.
i hope you are kidding
Joaquin Castellano I hope he was not.
I wonder how many friends you had who are already dead?
Professor probably thought you was a Yandere and had a restraining order on u lol
Become friends with your prof
"Lancer keeps dying"
YEAH AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT
a REALLY attractive freckle, apparently.
@@MakoProfessionalJerk wrong Lancer
Kirei outside: Alright *answer stoic*
Kirei inside: **FUCK YEAAAH!!**
士郎にめっちゃ戦争の闇教えるじゃん
Kiyohime: Grail-kun! Grail-Kun!
Grail-kun: What's wrong, Kiyohime-san?
Kiyohime: I love my master, but I'm afraid other girls are monopolizing his affections!
Grail-kun: You're so hopeless, Kiyohime-san
(drops knife)
RELATIONSHIP INSURANCE DEVICE!!!
Kiyohime: ...
Grail-Kun: If the other servants gets a little too cozy with your master, use this to remove her
most under rated comment in this video.
The knife is one of the first crafted tools made by humanity. It is dare I say, a symbol of human ingenuity, nay, humanity itself. Of course it's a universal solution.
KaosFireMaker • Right next to Spears, Handaxes, and bows.
@@dannyn6558 spear=knife on stick, axe=sideways knife on short stick, bow=propulsion device for tiny spears,thus knives
@@KaosFireMaker sure.
@@KaosFireMaker everything is a knife if you think about it
@@kosmikDryft I like the way you think.
Arthur: Sehai-kun
Grail-kun: What's wrong, Arthur-kun?
Arthur: I'm a girl, so the other knights say I can't be a hero!
Grail-kun: You're so hopeless, Arthur-kun.
*Hero Creation kit-o!*
Arthur: ....?
Grail-kun: You'll become a hero after you kill off all the Saxons from England.
I thought you gonna say letting him cut off his testicles (tf am I thinking)
@@nova7513 Thats one way to go about it
Laughs in Scottish
Basically Merlin
言峰の聖杯くんの言い方が面白い
士郎「ﾜｯﾌｩｳｳｳｳｳﾝ！聖杯くーーん！！」
Is that Saber Lion flying past the window? And Unlimited Blade Works? Wait, Shirou has a house in his Reality Marble?
Convenientcy my friend, why only project and create weapons when u can create an entire house with its furnitures
harits andhika I think it's obvious to everyone that Shirou just happened to find a house-shaped sword somewhere.
Servant Archer I want to see the hilt of it and how Shirou battles with it. It would be hilarious
Unlimited Saber Works
+David Borrell Imagine Caster's reaction to such a thing...
"GRAIL KUN!"
"What's wrong, thanos?"
"I want to keep the universe balanced but the people are increasing their population!"
"You are so hopeless thanos kun"
"INFINITY GAUNTLET!"
"If you wipe out half of population it will work."
"Oh...."
Thanos: Grail-kun, I saw the future. I was able to to cleanse the universe of overpopulation, but the humans were ungrateful and undid my work.
Grail: So hopeless, Thanos-kun. Just destroy the universe and make one that's more appreciative.
Thanos: That puts a smile on my face.
全部包丁だろうが！w
そして言峰それもそうだなじゃねえよ！w
うわああああん（涙）聖杯くん～ Ｏｒｚ
アストルフォが女の子じゃないよ～ うあああああん（涙）
性転換キット〜(ｼｬｷﾝ
……切り取っちまえよ、ほらぁ
その手があったか
ゆっくり五河 納得してんじゃねぇw
切っちまえば、女になるだろ？
マーシュベッコ その手もあったか🤭
>lancer is useless and keeps dying
>kill him to get another servant
That's good advice right there!
Nah, just dip him in some Grail Mud and sit back and watch the bodies pile up.
You telling me the solution to all my problms has always been in my kitchen? ... sounds legit ...
It’s crazy how this gag show actually helps you understand a lot of what happens in the main series
Ah, classic Kirei. He doesn't even flinch and is the only one to take up the knife.
Only TYPE MOON is gutsy enough to painstakingly build up various franchises revolving around tragedies and then bring about a hilarious series to openly mock their own works
Grail-kun seems to be that one friend who has a single yet adaptable solution to everything
Saber: Shirou, lemme see what you have there!
Shirou: A KNIFE!
Saber: *NOOO!*
I don't see the problem. Seems like solid advice to me.
Masterxl MVs well, after killing fucktons of people, Shiro did become hero, in a sense.
I want to see Shinji use the Friend Maker.
Nathaniel Kerr Now you can. You just need to watch the first episode of Fate/Extra last encore.
I like to think it would somehow work
on the king of heroes haha
I think the result of the friendship maker was him turning into the grail
Shinji: Gil!!!
Gil: What do you want, mongrel?
*pulls out friendmaker*
Shinji: Start obeying me, or else...
Gil: You're going to stab me, am i right?
Shinji: y-yeah, i'm your master, so ob-
Gil: So you really think that a King like me will perish by your filthy hands? Don't make me laugh, Mongrel!!!
*Activates gate of Babylon*
Gil: Now, let's see how long can you last with this piece of scrap that you call blade.
Shinji: Se-Sehai-kun...
Gil: ENTERTAIN ME, MONGREL!!!
Shinji: SEHAI-KUN!!!!!!
Merlin's Hero Creation EX is just giving the other servants a knife
言峰だけ泣いてないから大人だなぁ.......
士郎の時に外が固有結界になってるのは笑った。
ワカメに従順なサーヴァントはこの世にいないと思う。(ライダーも桜がマスターになると言えば慎二から即離れるし)
「悪いな言峰、この程度でくたばるなら俺は初めっから英雄になんぞなっちゃいねぇ」
オワタ人だった気がしないでも無い 自害の時は自分でやったし数秒の抵抗があったからあれだけど、妄想心音の時は完全に意識の外からだったうえにサーヴァントムシャムシャ君に捕まっちゃったから…
@オワタ人だった気がしないでも無い
謎じゃないぞ、ゲイボルクは単純な心臓破壊とは違う。心臓に必中する能力(因果逆転)とは別に心臓に当たることで敵HP分削る即死(体内殲滅)の赤い茨の呪いを備えてる。UBWのアニメでもそれっぽい演出はされてる。
that last piece of advice was great though. Still poor guy gonna go at Gil with a kitchen knife let us pray he will receive mercy.
It's Shinji. He won't be missed. By anyone. Well, maybe Sakura.
Holt1718 Sakura needs an abusive brother to fit better into the "tortured heroine" slot that she is trying to protect so dearly.
Watch the Sakura Tele Novela episode to get it XD
Holt1718 That in-joke doesnt exist without reason. Sakura really has nothing going for her except the tragic heroine attribute.
It's being made fun off in almost every Fate related spin-off.
It's even better since it worked.
I love how Shirou asks for advice in the middle of his fight against Archer
動画後
「ランサーが死んだ！」
「この人でなし！」
Obvious it is Doraemon lol, this ova is trolling every anime and manga.
It will even hilarious if Doraemon's voice actor Noburo Oyama voice Grail lol.
shingeki no kyojin?
Your Lord and Savior - Balrog
..... LANCA GA SHINDA!!!
And also Gilgamesh seiyuu, Tomokazu Seki also voiced Suneo in Doraemon
Shinji=Suneo
Grail-kun Grail-kun
"What's wrong Shirou"
I lost my knife and I can't chop the carrots anymore
"You're so hopeless shirou"
**drops a knife**
"This is the carrot chopper device, use it to chop that carrot"
I like how UBW is active outside the window for Shirou’s
やっぱりランサーは死ぬしかないのかwww
aki s めちゃひでえw
ランサーが死んだ！
シロヤ この人でなし！
ランサーが死んだ！
@@user-pk7hg3jg8s この人でなし！
Funny how Kirei actually stabs Lancer with the Servant Strengthening Device in the Special ep.
I thought in all the routes, he forces lancer to stab himself
@@doorbladder5735 Just in UBW. What the main comment means is that in one episode of Carnival Phantasm, Lancer was found dead with a bunch of Black Keys and a kitchen knife sticking out of him.
Ah yes. The solution to all things. How to get friends, be a hero, and get someone to be stronger. Works every-time.
E v e r y t i m e.
あんたが自害しろって言ったやん
なにこののび太くん部屋
思った
なんか飛んでたしな
このコメントしようと思ってたら既に言ってる人がいたｗ
旧のび太部屋
I get the distinct feeling that Grail-kun does not have the cast's best interests at heart.
you're so hopeless! *gives knife* Send them to heaven and they'll be happy.
I like to think that because no one is trying to kill each other during the Carnival, Grail-Kun just wants to speed up the process by dropping minor hints.
. . . Why has that thought never occurred to me?
Fire Emblem Heroes be like...
Triandra: WAAAAHHH!! GRAIL-KUN!!!
Grail-kun: What's wrong, Triandra-chan?
Triandra: My father abuses me and my sister like hell, I can't take it anymore!! (sobsobsobsob)
Grail-kun: You're so hopeless, Triandra-chan... (drops kitchen knife) Good Daddy Maker!!
Triandra: .... Huh?
Grail-kun: Show him who's boss!
*Aqua* : "Waaaaa SEIHAI-KUN!!!!"
*Seihai-kun* : "What's wrong Aqua-san?"
*Aqua* : "Kazuma treats me so badly and called me a useless goddess!!!! I want he treats me better!!! WAAAAAA!!!!!!"
*Sehai-kun* : You're helpless Aqua-san."
*drop knife* *TREATMEMENT USEFULL CHARM*
*Aqua* : "Heh..?"
*Seihai-kun* : "Uses this to him and he would treat you even better."
Take into consideration Kazuma's Steal spell.
キャラ崩壊のオンパレード
Arcueid: Waaahhh!!!! Sehai-Kun!!
Grail-kun: What's wrong Arcueid-Kun?
Arcueid: It's been over 10 years, yet TYPE-MOON STILL hasn't made the Tsukihime remake! I'm supposed to be TYPE-MOON's FIRST main heroine but it feels like me, and everyone else, are completely forgotten. There are even rumors that the remake will never even happen since it's constantly TBA! I don't know what to do!
Grail-kun: You're so hopeless Arcueid-kun.
(Drops knife)
WISHING REMAKE DEVICE!!!!
Arcueid: Huh?
Grail-kun: Get Shiki-kun to use his Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to "kill" the Fate franchise, Type-Moon is just putting too much focus on the Fate/Grand Order game.
Whammy Cheng Well Fate is their biggest and most popular franchise so combine that with the fact so combine that with the fact that FGO is a major cash cow due to being a mobile game it's only natural that everything else would get put on the back burner
No kidding, I read how so many people spent a LOT of money to get Paid SQ so that they can get their limited Servants. But please, if a Tsukihime remake will never occur then at least a Tsukihime Singularity. Honestly, after seeing how Type Moon is focusing on the Fate/grand order Virtual Reality game, I can tell they have no intentions of making a Tsukihime remake.
Whammy Cheng FGO is way too popular and I love it. But on the other hand I really want this remake
They could put arcueid as a servant like they did in fate extra game
t the chances of getting a FGOxTsukihime collab Is > compared to getting a tsukihime remake. Rip
Archer: Sehai-kun!
Sehai-kun: What is it, Archer-kun?
Archer: I want to kill Shirou before he becomes me, but my Master used a Command Seal so that I wouldn't do that!
Sehai-kun You're so helpless, Archer-kun!
*Fate Rewriting device*
Sehai-kun: If you cut off Rin's hand, she loses her Command Seals. Then kill Shirou.
Rin: Sehai-kun!
Sehai-kun: What is it, Tohsaka-kun?
Rin: I want Saber, but Shirou won't give her to me!
Sehai-kun: You're so helpless, Tohsaka-kun!
*Servant Transfer Device*:
Sehai-kun: Force Shirou to give you his Command Seals, then kill him.
Of course Kotomine would pick up a knife.
士郎のときだけ背景が無限の剣製なの
細かい
After watching Heaven’s Feel, it’s interesting to know that Grail-kun’s VA is also of Sakura😮
Kiyohime: Grail-kun, Grail-kun
Grail: What is it Kiyohime-chan
Kiyohime: I'm ranked #2 in the Harem because Master keep fraternizing with Mash and barely have time for me, do something about it
Grail: you're so hopeless, Kiyohime-chan
*drops knife*
Grail: Harem Ranking Ascension Kit!!
Kiyohime: eh?
Grail: it's best to ambush them at night
And this is why Avenger/Angra Mainyu is the best Heroic Spirit ever!
Angry mango juice best boi
Koutarou
Angry Man-Jew
"He keeps dying" Ya know, if he keeps dying then coming back... Well that battle continuation is something mighty strong, you got gold there
I wish my cu had LV 10 battle continuation, protection from arrows, and fuck disengage
Gilgamesh : Oi ! Grail-kun !
Grail-kun : What's wrong Gil-kun ?
Gilgamesh : I want to possess Saber, but she keeps refusing my offer
Grail-kun : You're so hopeless, Gil-kun
*Catching tool !*
Grail-kun : If you kill her, she can't refuse
"You'll be a hero after killing a million people" ~Grail-kun
Something I just realized. Archer is future Shirou, that's a given. Archer also became a Counter-Guardian after killing a whole lot of people. So I think while it doesn't show it Shirou actually took the Grail's advice to become a hero.
That and for those of you who have played the Heaven's Feel route take a wild guess who the Grail's voice actor is. It is very appropriate I think.
Archer didn't become a Hero by killing a lot of people, he became a Hero by fighting a lot of proxy wars, conflicts, and doing missions and thus becoming a "Hero" to a lot of people.
Did he kill people while doing this? yes its not just implied its explicitly said, but never is it said it was "he killed people => he became a hero"
Stop over complicating an over complicated series and enjoy the funny.
"Grail-kun, sempai keeps choosing to spend time with my sister instead of me"
"Oh sakura, you're so hopeless"
SISTER REMOVAL DEVICE
"He can't pick her if she isn't around anymore"
床「解せぬ」ってコメントあるかな。
So... Are we not talking that Grail-kun was basically doraemon?
Lmao ikr
I just made a comment on it
Doraemon wasn't the same after the event of Angra Nobita
I would have *DIED* to see George Nakata (Kirei VA) cry like a baby.
Grail-kun, the Freshmaker!