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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 มิ.ย. 2024
- I went through Wikipedia's history timelines, from ancient roman to medieval, all the way up to the modern day and translated them using languages with the worst translation quality, this is badly translated history.
TIMELINE
Rome - 0:00:00
Medieval - 0:08:55
19th Century - 0:26:14
WW1 - 0:43:00
WW2 - 0:55:47
Cold War - 1:15:53
Modern History - 1:34:40
future translated coming next - ตลก
I know the current He lore is that He is a time traveler, but honestly I picture Him more as the embodiment of human will.
He will overcome all
All we know is HE is a time traveling Belgian born 300 years ago in the Ottoman Empire.
@@MrChristianDTFrl 😂
I think He is just playing a game
HE is God reincarnated
This was truly HIS STORY.
here before this gets top comment
yup
@@ProfileyBFDI2763yooooo osc person
He fans rise up
@@_reddpaprika_ ITS A YOYLECAKE
I love how both HE and the narrator keep dying, like they're trickster gods in disguise who don't care aboout logic or death, and they just keep coming back.
Wasn't narrator name and he never died he went through hard times and was traumatized by war but ultimately he survived even while thinking that he will die. He is in my opinion better character than HIM as he is more human and have more realistic story.
His name is Bulgarian
@@kacperaskawski3461The narrator's name is Justin Matt
What we know about HE lore till now:
He has played this game 3 times
He remarried
He has a british uniform
He is the youngest son of the soviet revolution
he killed many people
he built schools and stuff
his grandfather is called Rissimo
He was born in Spain, The Ottoman Empire and Lithuania
He took Corsica and Sardinia to Rome
He wrote the first Nicaraguan something
He built a mosque
He lived in the West Saxon diocese
He turned his back on the island and headed for the old town of Rasdon
He set up a general shelter leading north
He was arrested in 1519
His name is Bulgarian
He defeated Robert Cook
During the persecution he became one of the most important military commanders
He was the forst in a long-term military dictator to hold the post
He became a prisioner under the british law
Justin, Martin (i on the series) told him about the last battle that took place in Yogkarta and Surkarta
He is considered the leader of Bahá'u'lláh and the founder of the Bahá'i faith
He travelled around the world
He commited war crimes in Argentina
He battled and died in the battle of Lava in Austria-Hungary
His life ended in a violent attack in 1893 (he revived)
He invaded the eight lands of China and took the fields
He was sent to Serbia, but refused and was forced to fight against Austria
He hardly fought in Charleroi
He decided to attack Theobald von Bateman-Hallweger
He died in battle
His army was defeated within a week
He got up
He admitted he didn't know what to do when his bike fell into the California River in St Andrews, according to Scottish MP, Christopher Noor.
He can overcome bad stars
He is the best engineer in the world
He believed that protons couldnt penetrate the atmosphere and that new metal detectors would damage Earth's body
#FreeHe
So if his name is Bulgarian, can we call him Bulgarian, or do we call him HE?
@@Bananappleboy idk
@@Bananappleboynah He must just be a Bulgarian name from the future
@@_reddpaprika_ i'm just gonna assume the latter and the former as equally true, because i told Him about the last battle that took place in Yogkarta and Surkarta 31:13
Didn't he also commit warcrimes and crimes against humanity from the 1960s to 19something?
"Detroit. That's crazy" is one of the best moments in this whole series
Timestamp?
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@@thenerd5992 18:20
Ok, so my reply just disappeared, so let me say it again, it's at 18:20
A full recollection of the adventures of HE, gueststarring the world.
That means he is somehow older before he was actually born in, either Spain, Ottoman Empire or Lithuania
@@The_whalesWell, who knows? We mere humans aren't able of understanding HIS power.
“Just hire him Marvel”
Can we get an "On this day in badly translated history" calendar?
YES WE NEED IT
You know what I think? This would be history if time travel actually existed. So much people would go back in time to change stuff. In the end there would be no coherence.
and to make HE be created
There's a sci-fi story I read, where this is kind of what's happening--there's so much illegal shadow time-travel happening, that an elite OFFICIAL time traveller force has to be invented to constantly go back and UNchange history. If it happens too much in one time period, the fabric of spacetime starts to get weakened there, like a paper that has been written on, erased, and written on again so many times, it's starting to wear through the paper. Also they keep secret records of all the timelines that did but didn't happen, and there are SO MANY OF THEM, that they can make an entire replica of _Earth_ where each molecule is actually a data storage piece.
...yeah, I read weird stuff sometimes. :P Anyway, it's called "Palimpsest" by Charles Stross, if you're curious.
@@robinchesterfield42 That's weird and I love it. I'll try to find it so that I can read it
@@robinchesterfield42I wonder if they got inspired by Star Trek Voyagers' Relativity.
HE is the main character of an RPG video game. that's how he keeps dying and coming back more powerful than before until he ascends to goodhood and gets the power to fly and orbit planets
everyone talks about HE, forgetting about the mystery of father who casually ordered to kill aphrodite, and no one talks about the group that could potentially have HE, I, father and SHE in it
Ah yes, THE Family.
What about Bromax the Third? He could be the demigod half-blood son of HE
clearly nobody followed the sage advice and the father's mental health wasn't maintained
*WE*
No one talks about the 8 Immortals from Hong Kong, those guys are probably the reason China destroyed Britain in this world
i need someone to make HE history and translate it like this
You mean "HIS story" ?
"Breaking HIS history with Bad Translations"
I can't help picturing He as a sort of Big Boss, man-without-a-nation, a soldier of fortune going whereever his services are requested or required.
Big He
Solid He
liquid He
Solidus He
the youngest son of the Soviet Revolution.
I hope this isn't the last video where HE exists. He is know an icon of StarvHarv's channel, He is the champ, the myth, the legend.
And remember, you can't spell Hero without HE!
HE will always return when you least expect.
The Hero without He is just ro
"Breaking Human History with Bad Translations" implies StarvHarv is making "Breaking Alien History with Bad Translations" next
He will probably try
warhammer 40k lore would work
@@llamadrama1090 Long waited update on HE saga, will HE finally complete the entire game at 4th attempt? Or will HE give up like 3 previous times?
i misread the title original as "Breaking Bad History with Bad Translations" i am so stupid
breaking animal history with bad translations
My personal headcanon is that HE was born 300 years ago in Ottoman Spain with special abilities, but it wasn’t until WWII that he truly started to become powerful. HE was born with the ability to respawn (which is why HE dies so many times but keeps coming back), but gradually developed many powers, like time travel. HE would eventually travel back in time, which is why HE shows up everywhere in history.
First oversimplified uploads and now He lore? This year is getting better
Yup
Yep
Wait, there's a new oversimplified episode??
thank you for this documentary, gonna pass my exams with this one!
Hope it goes well, because I have similar exams!
I love this confusion of times and the omnipotence of HIM and random people (like "Father killed Aphrodite"), and inserting senseless (especially in relation to the times in question) sentences and unrelated things and people, and changing history (in the style of something in history was lost, and here it was won) and these random events.
just a reminder that this video is longer than toy story
I love how there's a small frame of history from like last decades, we're just recapping what happened.
HE is so based he hated nazism before it was even conceptualized. Praise be unto HE
Incredibly Common HE W
I like to think that HIS actual home was the Roman Empire and, after being sent by Britain to Germany HE hated nazism and returned home in 21 days
I had so many laughs watching this! Never knew history could be so fun. Great editing!
He is not a person... He is an idea
He's An always existent concept of the universe.
This is more realistic than HOI4, and that's a fact.
After this, I'm convinced HE is some sort of Pelinal or Wulfharth/Ysmir, coming back when HE is most needed. Plus, most of the things HE accomplished can be explained as Dragon Breaks
"Karachi west of Stalingrad" is the city of Kalach-on-Don, Volgograd province. The details in the video were pretty recongizable overall, and hilariously funny
This always cracks me up. Thanks for the video.
It’s indeed His story. Btw I think He dies and reborns (as an adult) at will rather than time travels.
He has set his spawnpoint at bed.
Gonna chromecast this video onto the projector during my next History class lecture 🗿
"east of the mississippi" highlights west of mississippi 30:52
1:17 What I have to tell myself every morning when I wake up for work
now i can watch them all in one instead of having to rewatch every single video. thank you harv and thank you birmingham city council (for putting the house on the hill, for HE)
Sounds like He lore and I lore is pretty similar.
One is op comedy relief and other one is like a shitposter.
World history when you play a mega campaign in paradox game's
True lore
Took him 3 attempts, you better subscribe to Him.
Video idea: Badly translated Natural/Geographical history of Earth
BTW Harv, World War Two timestamp is missing an ":" in the description
1:03:12 "After advancing 150 miles (62 feet)" Ah yes definitely an accurate conversion of miles to feet. :P
I know this is long ago, but, does anyone notice the deep amounts of lore from not just the characters from the stories, but the _storyteller_ _himself_ ? Like, how and why did Matt Justin write this entire documentation of events that he experienced?
You need to do the Renaissance next, fill the gap in his story
The way you made him a character was something I never saw before. I enjoyed this video very much
The comedic timing both in voice and visuals is just amazing.
Holy shit new video to fall asleep to for a week straight, this one gotta gain views like crazy
the character you portrayed *HIM* as is just so perfect
Starv I love you and your content
This is a blessing to the world
Bro created a masterpiece. This had me laughing from beginning to the end
All of HE lore is come!
I wish my history teachers has told me the past this way. Amazing!
Harv, you should use an AI chatbot to try to make the history as coherent as possible while not getting rid of any canon events . I think that'd be really funny
Exquisite recommendation.
Oh god. I just (re)watched DougDoug's playthrough of "Pajama Sam" with an AI character making the decisions, and THAT, applied to history, + badly translated....
Well let's just say I don't think it'll go....sanely. :P
This comment gives off dougdoug vibes and idk why
Does anyone remember that Mongols has conquered the Sun? I wonder how they got back to Earth. Damn, i want some Mongolian history.
Obviously they induced solar storm and used it to just sail to earth on solar wind. If only japan didnt had another tsunami that day...
He and I lore be crazy make! A compilation
He is definitely God-Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40000
I love the editing
Love the compilation, but hope there will still be more badly translated history videos in the f uture. These are gold.
Ah yes, the planet of Armenia 6, the lesser known planet in the Yavin system.
This video was crucial to my history exam, i dont i think i could have passed without it.
6:08 I feel like he’s about to say BOY
his story of the entire world, i think
There is a universe where this timeline actually happened. That timeline is like Detroit: "That's crazy"
PERFECT. WHAT I NEEDED
i think you should've included the first badly translated history video, even though you used a different method where he didn't appear it was still funny
this gonna be fire 🔥
I'm 20 minutes in and know this is worth the 1:46 of watching!
HE: The Movie
so HE is basically timetravalling Jesus since he died on friday , is all knowing and has the ability to ressurect. This also correlates with the statement of jesus where he said that before abraham was I am. interresting.
1:03:12 i cant believe how you didn't even mention 150 miles (62 feet)
Can't wait for Mr Terry or VTH to react to this
Lets face it, HE is the Emperor of Mankind
Bravo, so beautiful!
Roman army invades Armenia VI in favor of the Holy Father sounds like a hell of a premise for a whacky sci fi story. Someone make it.
We have learnt so much today...
I’ve never been so happy to click on a video
I can’t wait for it to become a character.
HE and ME actually need full lore lmao
So, we’ve got quite a few characters here already. The most important ones are:
-him
-her
-me
There are a lot of easily forgettable characters that only appeared once or twice. Those being:
-the French tourist
-father
-the group
-bromax III
And of course
-t h e t h r e a d
HE is the forgotten Time Lord, I hope they will feature him in Dr. Who as a counterpart to both Doctor and Master lol
Who's here for the HE lore?
My favourite part was: "I still use the electric chair"
That along with
“I saw death”
“I take morphine”
And “I killed a man…” are my favorites.
HE is the Master of all Mankind, sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Holy Terra, HE requires a thousand souls sacrificed daily, for HE, human flesh rent asunder and blood shed to keep the light of the Astronomican lit to guide ships through the treachery of the warp.
We need Matpat to do a theory about him
d-do we tell him guys?
Now do Early Modern History (1500-1800)
Everyone is talking about "he" lore, but nobody is talking about "me" lore
and i
Good video
Wow here before 1 minute, also hi 🙋🏻♂️
VENEMUELA LMFAOOOO, THIS CONTENT IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY
14:21 that was incredible
He was dying just trying to speak
Butt Augustus is a legend!
We are missing the age of exploration, absolutism, and more
I like the idea that this is the real history and it’s some sort of conspiracy that this is what really happened
Clarifying I do not believe this is what actually happened. This comment is a joke. I think that was clear to most people but then again, there’s probably someone out there who thought that this was what I actually thought.
Holy this must have taken months to create! At this point I am ready to pay to watch this.
I like that Rommel kept changing his title
Never expected to see tunstall at 28:40 in a starvharv video, used to got that subway for dinner until it was closed due to a pigeon invasion.
Starv Harv a stokie confirmed?
My history teacher is going to be confused with my history assessment answers
34:26 "Wait, it's all Oregon?"
"Always has been"
I personally believe HE is just playing a round of Civilization
"He"manages to devastate even Goku
CHANGE MY MIND 🗿🍷
Asphalt Monday has me in tears
"3 Deep and a Tank" sounds like a rock band name and I want that rock band to exist.
Please do 30 years war
I was hoping this would fill in the gap between the 15th and 19th centuries... 😕
we're still missing the entire 16th, 17th and 18th centuries. Early modern timeline when?
3 centuries of history missing thanks to ottoman empire using nuclear missle during battle of Sony