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  • @lacunarikain2
    @lacunarikain2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9039

    Badger: Uses .50 cal against human targets
    Geneva convention: Hol' up

    • @timothywhite8130
      @timothywhite8130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      that is funny. but the US already uses 50 cal as snipers

    • @lacunarikain2
      @lacunarikain2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      @@timothywhite8130 Against tanks sure, but the .50 cal is an anti material rifle, that's what its designed for

    • @timothywhite8130
      @timothywhite8130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      @@lacunarikain2 there has been multiple humans kills with a 50 cal rifle

    • @charlie_conn235
      @charlie_conn235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      @@timothywhite8130 If you're gonna get shot by a 7.62 calibre rifle you're pretty much dead anyway. 50. Cal makes no difference in that case.

    • @timothywhite8130
      @timothywhite8130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@charlie_conn235 range does

  • @disfunctional
    @disfunctional 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4230

    "He still volunteers at the soup kitchen..." As the soup

    • @skullburner-2664
      @skullburner-2664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Holy shit that went dark fast

    • @BMJgunner
      @BMJgunner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hahaha

    • @seawatersyrup5741
      @seawatersyrup5741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Cursed comment

    • @donalddonahue674
      @donalddonahue674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      SkullBurner - it’s a .50 cal those tear through whatever it wants

    • @lunarsolstice7164
      @lunarsolstice7164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      THAT hit me REAL hard
      Like
      God...
      *In maxium reverb* *DAMN*

  • @friendlygoromorg9405
    @friendlygoromorg9405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3574

    "Stealth is optional in this mission"
    "Brother, get the mines. The anti-tank mines"

    • @sanstheskeleton674
      @sanstheskeleton674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Brother stack the mines the anti tank mines!

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      So anyway I started blasting

    • @millerlucerojames
      @millerlucerojames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Um ... - has a whole crate full

    • @machetepug3323
      @machetepug3323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hey yall know that doc is more lardex than lardex Doc 74kg Lardex rook 72kg
      umm doc can take a anti tank mine while lardex can barely

    • @friendlygoromorg9405
      @friendlygoromorg9405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@machetepug3323 I don't think you heard me right, brother. Mines, as in plural.

  • @conwaysquest6961
    @conwaysquest6961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    Client: "Ivanovsky is dead?"
    Handler: "Seeker blew him up with five Type 72 Anti-Tank Mines."
    Seeker: "WHOOOOOO!!! LOOKIT HIM FLY!"

    • @star.master_cranium
      @star.master_cranium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      We need a movie where the MC actually has such a humour when going on missions. Or else it’s just complete lost opportunity!

    • @nelsondawson9706
      @nelsondawson9706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@star.master_cranium so kinda like Deadpool

    • @addicted_to_coffee
      @addicted_to_coffee ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "seeker what are you do-"
      'AND HE'S OUTA HERE'

    • @nikbowman3478
      @nikbowman3478 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@star.master_cranium It would also be funny if the person who plays him is therussianbadger.

    • @MelekDağ-r6j
      @MelekDağ-r6j 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nikbowman3478 that would be perfect

  • @UncreativeHandle48
    @UncreativeHandle48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1116

    As Sun Tzu once said "It's not a war crime if it's fucking hilarious"

    • @spartin1173
      @spartin1173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Its never a war crime the first time

    • @wyattmyers6327
      @wyattmyers6327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Smart guy that Sun Tzu

    • @vKaisyo
      @vKaisyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@wyattmyers6327 indeed

    • @jaxonwilson4931
      @jaxonwilson4931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yeah

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would using anti tank mines against infantry be a war crime- oh who am I kidding? The UN literally banned fragmentation grenades because they're considered inhumane despite the fact that war is the ultimate example of inhumane.

  • @amorphoussolid8512
    @amorphoussolid8512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    "Involuntarily Astronaut" this needs to be an achievement in every game. Also my new goal for friends, family, peers, passers by and unwitting civilians.

  • @samthewizzy
    @samthewizzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1712

    “You didn’t see anything.”
    *kills them instantly*

    • @aussiepuppet5250
      @aussiepuppet5250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Skipper isn't pulling any punches today.

    • @LegendaryMercDC
      @LegendaryMercDC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dead man tell no tales

    • @maxwellsimmons530
      @maxwellsimmons530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aussiepuppet5250 Pretty sure Rico would do that.

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *“No one will notice, if there is no one to notice”*

    • @enigmaodell6806
      @enigmaodell6806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      still counts as stealth if there's no one left to remember you were there.

  • @Renegade556
    @Renegade556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    4:36 "OH MY GOD THAT MAN IS A FOOTBALL!"
    This is probably the best exclamation of pure joy have seen in all of TH-cam.

    • @Zeostroyer
      @Zeostroyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “HE WAS DESIGNED TO FLY!”

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Zeostroyer He made it to the water!

  • @9soyboysauce9
    @9soyboysauce9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    “Anti-Tank Mine Humor” is a statement I never thought I’d hear, but I’m glad I did

    • @slackingslayer
      @slackingslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I see that hunter pfp-

    • @9soyboysauce9
      @9soyboysauce9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Slacking Slayer jumpy boy through and through

    • @slackingslayer
      @slackingslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SoyboySauce what you play on my guy?

    • @9soyboysauce9
      @9soyboysauce9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Slacking Slayer ps4 my guy, I’m poor I can’t afford a pc lmao *sad face*

    • @itscamfr117
      @itscamfr117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A fellow hunter main I see 😎😎

  • @gogeta5303
    @gogeta5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "The Geneva Convention? Did you mean the Geneva Suggestion?"
    - Badger, as he plants 5 AT mines down for a human target.

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now that you say it the Geneva conventions are basically just guidelines. Because in terms of preventing war's or genocide they have failed miserably.

    • @Dr.Zen1
      @Dr.Zen1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      well Badger is a born Candien

  • @bigthickmanmeat1443
    @bigthickmanmeat1443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    Badger: "and tune in next time when I get a body double"
    Me: "as if anyone can recreate that hairline"

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Hey, Astroboy has that style down pat.

    • @muhschaf
      @muhschaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      as if anyone WANT...

    • @patana256
      @patana256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooof

    • @bigthickmanmeat1443
      @bigthickmanmeat1443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Assassin World yep, good pickup

    • @sandalogaming6766
      @sandalogaming6766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know a couple of guys with said hairline.

  • @kickasspeanuts
    @kickasspeanuts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    Handler: am I to remind you we're talking about E U G E N I C S here?
    Badger: am I to remind you I'm talking about N U K E S here?

  • @BMJgunner
    @BMJgunner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Them: stealth is optio-
    Badger: lemme stop you right there, have you heard of theses bad boys (pulls out At mines and a .50 cal)

  • @techystar7625
    @techystar7625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    6:16 the way that enemy just looks down at his buddy who just lost most of the mass in his organs and is just like "Oh, shit." made me crack up lol

  • @ninorandazzo844
    @ninorandazzo844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    "I have a 50. Cal, I can kill a building" - Archer

    • @iguessthisisnowmyname2258
      @iguessthisisnowmyname2258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      “Big whoop, I’m spooning a Barret .50 cal, I could kill a building”

    • @bolmobelo
      @bolmobelo ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Yeah,it's me,Barry,HI-"
      "This is why we can't have nice things Barry........
      *YOU ASSHOLE!"*
      only two quotes I know from archer...

  • @quiteindeed6809
    @quiteindeed6809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    I'm surprised they didn't put a 20mm anti-tank rifle in just for laughs.

  • @kappakappa1307
    @kappakappa1307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1374

    “Applicable to meat based life forms”
    “Meat based life forms”
    You aren’t wrong Badger. You aren’t wrong.

    • @meeperdudeify
      @meeperdudeify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      the flesh is weak. amass toasters

    • @Glandorray
      @Glandorray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I mean-
      They're usually for Decepticons.

    • @ar1adne586
      @ar1adne586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      did you forget about plants

    • @tinaherr3856
      @tinaherr3856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ar1adne586 I mean, they probably did. But the commenter is still correct in that Badger wasn't wrong

  • @Ghostly3011
    @Ghostly3011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Physics: *exists*
    DARPA round: *We don’t do that here.*

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DARPA round: My care for reality is about as good as a someone who thinks Amy Schumer is funny.

  • @christophermederos7960
    @christophermederos7960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    I love how badger casually does war crimes and makes new ones but to him it’s just another Monday

    • @xxiSHTAr9000x
      @xxiSHTAr9000x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kurchatov: He and us are not so different, we are all soldiers without an army. Betrayed, forgotten, abandoned.

    • @beckettwarren3368
      @beckettwarren3368 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It cant be a war crime if nobody lives to tell it

    • @NpcGreenAssasin.........H
      @NpcGreenAssasin.........H ปีที่แล้ว

      and the targets are making biologic war crimes by doing illegal experementing and making bio weapons

    • @revolver265
      @revolver265 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      _watching targets meet Laika in space via AT mines_
      🎵 just another manic mondaaaay~ 🎶

    • @TheTrueMalice
      @TheTrueMalice หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well he is Canadian...

  • @lord_salty_5922
    @lord_salty_5922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

    Last time I was this early Adolf was still an artist

    • @XCBXII
      @XCBXII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i thought he got rejected

    • @atincan2246
      @atincan2246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@XCBXII Hey man, spoilers. I'm only at the part where he applied to art school so far.

    • @heckinboyo1656
      @heckinboyo1656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hi salty

    • @filippomarotta7802
      @filippomarotta7802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He should do a video on Kali and Wamai

    • @lord_salty_5922
      @lord_salty_5922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heckinboyo1656 oh hi

  • @xtr33mreaper
    @xtr33mreaper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    "Anti-Tank mines can also be triggered by enemy soldiers"
    Enemy soldiers: We got big boomer status, ain't no secret.

    • @sumguy12345etc
      @sumguy12345etc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @VXSION HELL I load my DARPA rounds then I freaked it.

    • @PheonixStar
      @PheonixStar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      La da de da, rounds on me knob

    • @Ltp1305
      @Ltp1305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So enemy soldier are just Russian Heavenly then

    • @irishmama2011
      @irishmama2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FUCK, MY LEGS ARE GONE

    • @lunarsolstice7164
      @lunarsolstice7164 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why

  • @lolM88
    @lolM88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "Can you hype our *sniper* game, Boodgar?"
    **Procceeds to ATmine**
    "aight, imma head out"

  • @havoclights9673
    @havoclights9673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    9:43
    Frank went on to lead a full life,
    He is the father of three young children,
    He still volunteers at the local soup kitchen on Tuesday.
    *But this man right here isn’t Frank.*

  • @blazeraptor1153
    @blazeraptor1153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Me:"hey look at all these anti-tank mines I found!"
    Badger:" DID SOMEONE SAY ANTI-TANK MEMES?!"

    • @VIPER_1-1
      @VIPER_1-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i was the 50 person to like dis

    • @blazeraptor1153
      @blazeraptor1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VIPER_1-1 thank you son

  • @iliketoplayvr662
    @iliketoplayvr662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Russian badger: propels man into the air with five anti tank proximity mines at 10gs then caps two people with a suppressed pistol then shoots the last guy with a anti tank sniper.
    Me: that’s the most American thing a Canadian person has ever done

    • @iliketoplayvr662
      @iliketoplayvr662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Советская Империя lol true

    • @DutchTraveler
      @DutchTraveler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn’t he half Canadian, half American?

    • @iliketoplayvr662
      @iliketoplayvr662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But still Canadian sooooooooo kinda works?

    • @iliketoplayvr662
      @iliketoplayvr662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Matthew Littlejohn also wtf is wrong with u calling random people kids with add which is not even a disease or a disability you mean ADHD you uncultured fucking dumbass

    • @RobertDecker417
      @RobertDecker417 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Whitelockblackwell4499 He also lives in California

  • @sai_co5337
    @sai_co5337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Me: im gonna close youtube and get this essay done.
    Badger: Not so fast bucko.

  • @ErikaWeiss633
    @ErikaWeiss633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "I am gonna make your DNA cower in fear" That broke me, that was hilarious in the way you've put that.

  • @__yggdrasil__
    @__yggdrasil__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    “Who needs a face when you have a mask.” Badger cursed 2020

    • @DeikRoschmann-bf1rj
      @DeikRoschmann-bf1rj หลายเดือนก่อน

      When i read that i was at that exact point of the video😂😂😂

  • @MesaAufenhand
    @MesaAufenhand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "why do you have to disintegrate?"
    Badger, that's what should happen when you use FIVE of the mines at minimum on human bodies

  • @nickgoode8867
    @nickgoode8867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    At this range you’ll need to factor in the coriolis effect...

    • @zetcake3322
      @zetcake3322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      you are an under-appreciated member of this community and I deeply apologize for no one telling you that that was the funniest shitt

    • @Lunarr_Eclipse
      @Lunarr_Eclipse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I hate to be that guy but it's coriolis

    • @zetcake3322
      @zetcake3322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Lunarr_Eclipse its all good homeslice. You're just trying to make the world a better place

    • @Lunarr_Eclipse
      @Lunarr_Eclipse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zetcake3322 thanks man

    • @tomato4877
      @tomato4877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You said... the exact same thing

  • @libertypostponed3070
    @libertypostponed3070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    8:25
    "Before you ask, yes, I tried the AT mines on her and her body double, and they both suck at flying."
    This made my day

  • @robertishere877
    @robertishere877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2084

    When the snow starts talking about memes and tortenos pizza rolls
    Russians: Blyat

    • @miikkahuttunen9274
      @miikkahuttunen9274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      The Finnish infiltrator nearby:
      "Olenko minä sinulle joku vitsi?"
      (Translation: am i some kind of joke to you?)

    • @robertishere877
      @robertishere877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@miikkahuttunen9274 kanske (translates perhaps)

    • @redacted9433
      @redacted9433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@miikkahuttunen9274 voitettiin kerran voitetaan uudestaan

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      P E R K E L E *laughs in simo häyhä*

    • @paris5908
      @paris5908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Totinos
      Totinos
      Hot pizza rolls

  • @coolerj1095
    @coolerj1095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Normal people: *Shoots people with sniper*
    TheRussianBadger: *Uses 5 anti tank mines on one person*

  • @danielcbraga
    @danielcbraga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Best ad they could have paid for. I am already playing this one, and it is very cool. Cant want to finish this one to start the sequel

  • @gry8234
    @gry8234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Badger:"imagine wat I could do with 50 of these".......
    Me(sips tea): " you'll kill people with it very aggressively".

  • @jonathanscores6478
    @jonathanscores6478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Modern Warfare: Claymores are the most overused explosives today
    Sniper Ghost Warrior: *mines exists*

    • @MLGLionKnight
      @MLGLionKnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      AT mines exist and the can be triggered by enemy soldiers
      Ya I don’t think there should be no people left with either the AT mines or 50.cal

    • @flappynautgood6694
      @flappynautgood6694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I went through adolfs skull, of course I'm retarded

  • @frostyato8066
    @frostyato8066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "I'm spooning a .50 cal, this thing can hunt a building" -archer

    • @xclnt90
      @xclnt90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      its "big whoop, I am spooning Barrett 50cal, I could kill a building"

    • @flappynautgood6694
      @flappynautgood6694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Could hunt itself 😤😤🤣🏈👌😎

  • @Zoochiini
    @Zoochiini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    “Are these even dangerous?”
    *Shatters leg with fragmentation*

  • @josephmartinez2100
    @josephmartinez2100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I died when I heard “I grew up in Yakutsk, -40 in winter” was born in Fairbanks and Yakutsk is Fairbanks sister city. -40 during winter too lmao

  • @fabiospasiano9885
    @fabiospasiano9885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    DARPA round: What is my purpose?
    Badger: you aim by yourself.
    DARPA round: *Oh my god*

  • @livingfire1
    @livingfire1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Sniper elite: who are you?
    Sniper ghost warrior: I'm you but in first person

    • @ivorysix2541
      @ivorysix2541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nothing compares to sound the Welrod pistol makes when hitting a soldier's helmet.

    • @wyattbanuelos8145
      @wyattbanuelos8145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And bad

    • @kirbyis4ever
      @kirbyis4ever 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ivorysix2541 *PLINK*

  • @-----Alcatraz------
    @-----Alcatraz------ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    CI Games: Hey you want to buy our game?
    Me : Well i dont know.
    CI Games: *shows this **3:58*
    Me : ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK.

  • @choptop84
    @choptop84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Badger: uses 50.cal at point blank
    Me: "if this don't kill him i don't know what will"

    • @trainfan-ks5hk
      @trainfan-ks5hk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A heavy flamer will always work Brother

    • @choptop84
      @choptop84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@trainfan-ks5hk Fire and Purging works most of the time, but sometimes people will just not touch the fire.

    • @choptop84
      @choptop84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brother

  • @rangaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @rangaaaaaaaaaaaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:48 i just imagine someones DNA strands just curling into a ball and crying in the corner of their cells

  • @a_rice_bowl3663
    @a_rice_bowl3663 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Best part of 10:45 is that those rounds are a real thing now… and actually work

  • @SPOOKITO
    @SPOOKITO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    “You either die a zoomer or live long enough to see yourself become a boomer”
    -professional internet funnyman 2019

  • @apieceofametalbar4093
    @apieceofametalbar4093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Badger: I’m like a gesture trying to intertain you
    Me who has spent about 180 on games because of badge:

  • @navteshgatti9760
    @navteshgatti9760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    In the intro it was like: So anyway I started blasting

  • @paulerickson2828
    @paulerickson2828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I blew up Yakutsk"
    Me after seeing what badger did:
    Seems to me that you became Yakutsk

  • @TheTechAdmin
    @TheTechAdmin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:32 If real life, never blindly trust your handler, especially if they're not your initial sheepdip.

  • @mrlegodude96alt2
    @mrlegodude96alt2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    in the last sniper ghost warrior game enemies didn't render at long range. in a sniping game.

    • @qwertyasdfg6145
      @qwertyasdfg6145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mrlegodude96alt2 lol what really?

    • @mrlegodude96alt2
      @mrlegodude96alt2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@qwertyasdfg6145 yeah anything over about 250 meters would un-render the enemies (the first mission you could see enemies at 500 meters but that's a closed off area)

  • @swiggle1410
    @swiggle1410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Everyone: fIRsT
    Me: *Sipping tea* Present upon upload

    • @TimDaCorgi
      @TimDaCorgi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *Adjusts monocle* Indeed

    • @MrOof-ob8uw
      @MrOof-ob8uw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Quality comment

    • @roberti1343
      @roberti1343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *lights a cigar* of course, mate

    • @yushakader4991
      @yushakader4991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      'Tips hat'
      Goodday everyone

    • @zacksilverstone7642
      @zacksilverstone7642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Hits a gangster wannabe with a pimp cane.*
      "Yes, well, good day to you sir."

  • @KommieKaze
    @KommieKaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    “Who gave this man a staple gun” - George W Bush

  • @Apollo5752353
    @Apollo5752353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love these types of games where they literally tell you to “fuck shit up your own way” nothing feels better than that

    • @borisslavchev1328
      @borisslavchev1328 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bro you can finish a contract with just knifes and its a challenge thats sick and you can just use turrets if your feeling lazy

    • @Apollo5752353
      @Apollo5752353 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@borisslavchev1328 Never expected anyone to reply, that's sick

    • @borisslavchev1328
      @borisslavchev1328 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Apollo5752353 I know how it feels

  • @abrit6776
    @abrit6776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The mask badger wears at 1:49 is wrench’s mask from watch dogs 2

  • @LtJason20
    @LtJason20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    For those wondering/asking:
    Badger's meme character is wearing a Watch Dogs 2 Wrench mask.

    • @yiayyiay1352
      @yiayyiay1352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "im just walking my cat!" -Wrench to the fbi

  • @GDO9099
    @GDO9099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    So i did some math
    Five AT mines is equal to 460 megajoules
    A single stick of dynamite is about one megajoule
    So that guy walked on to 460 sticks of dynamite worth of pain

    • @glitchedcam5535
      @glitchedcam5535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cool of you to assume that he felt any pain

    • @alexcarter3412
      @alexcarter3412 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nag the dude was ded the second he got 20 feet from it

  • @evakash1659
    @evakash1659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Me: * sees title*
    Also me in a Russian acent: “the future is here comrade”

  • @somdudewillson
    @somdudewillson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:52 I'm amazed that this is the first game I've heard of that actually plays with those things.

  • @sleightofwar
    @sleightofwar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:34 very subtle

  • @Yac0v
    @Yac0v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Im spooling a barrett 50.cal, I could kill a Building - Sterling Archer

    • @OrbInDaFrame
      @OrbInDaFrame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lana...LANA...LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
      WHAT!!!!
      ...boop

    • @Yac0v
      @Yac0v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OrbInDaFrame pam...
      PAM...PAAAAAAAAAAM!

    • @Yac0v
      @Yac0v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@OrbInDaFrame *faints*

    • @OrbInDaFrame
      @OrbInDaFrame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Yac0v *Insert joke about Lana's rack*
      -Archer

    • @Yac0v
      @Yac0v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@OrbInDaFrameArcher: before this thing goes tits up...
      Lana: *REALLY? NOW?*
      Archer: OH YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU WALKED INTO DISCOUNT STRIPPERS WAREHOUSE AND SAID, "HELP ME SHOWCASE MY *INTELLECT*".

  • @barteepage4109
    @barteepage4109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "MY TOXIC BABES ARE IN POSITION"
    This is how we know badger had sex only once.

  • @bluerexstudios3412
    @bluerexstudios3412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    The mask is basically Goblin Slayer if he was a sniper

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I'm waiting for a small blonde healer gril and a massively titted childhood friend. Then we'll have the crossover we deserve.

    • @jas3946
      @jas3946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It also kinda looks like one of red hoods mask in injustice 2

    • @AirOne1333
      @AirOne1333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      fighting syberian goblins

    • @cultist_npc
      @cultist_npc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he snipes people with their own weapons and doesn't know what "reloading" means

    • @Fenn899
      @Fenn899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *sneeze*

  • @Kinos141
    @Kinos141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I tell you I like how the sniper help doesn't just tell you where you shoot. You have to line up the shot with the wind and everything. It's pretty sick.

  • @Mudskipper-z2b
    @Mudskipper-z2b ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:36 I do believe antimateriel rifles are meant to anti the materials

  • @caseyr6554
    @caseyr6554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    *badger uses anti-tank mines to kill target*
    Sniper rifles: “am I a a joke to you?”

  • @Zazie_Stockstill
    @Zazie_Stockstill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Badger: "Does anybody know what Tang is?"
    Me: "I feel SO old right now."

  • @spikyo_
    @spikyo_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    *badger gets "sensitive trigger"*
    "so anyway,i started placing"

  • @bobwalsh3751
    @bobwalsh3751 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    8:47
    S: And how will these doctors' deaths help the client?
    H: Am I to remind you we're talking eugenics here?!

  • @yellowjacket5143
    @yellowjacket5143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Badger gets the anti-tank mines
    Any thing made of meat: *visible concern*
    My eardrums: my time has come

  • @totallynotarobot9622
    @totallynotarobot9622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Normal gamers: *Kills target with skills and timing and stealth*
    Badger: *Blows up people with skills and... 50 mines?*

  • @Saintdfortune199
    @Saintdfortune199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "The stakes....mine are higher"
    Timur"glaz"Glazkov,2015

  • @lerillamacorn8748
    @lerillamacorn8748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Badger : Uses the KSV
    Me : WHERE DID THAT MAN GET A STAPLE GUN?!

  • @mandragon4847
    @mandragon4847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    my favorite thing i've heard badger ever say.
    'I am going to make your DNA cower in fear.'

  • @aliasfakename6077
    @aliasfakename6077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    youre not cooking with gas, you're cooking with a blowtorch and an oil factory 3:40

  • @webbywestside4419
    @webbywestside4419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    It’s good to know Frank was saved, he’s been saving up to get his mother’s medicine.

    • @slamd363
      @slamd363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Lovemypuppy Frank got fired... he sadly now works at Macdonald's

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@slamd363 no didn't you hear? Frank is in charge of every McDonald's world wide, and all the ice cream machines are functional.

    • @slamd363
      @slamd363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shadowstrider8295 he got promoted!!!

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@slamd363 yup.

    • @michaellatten7914
      @michaellatten7914 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@shadowstrider8295 Frank is king for just having the ice cream machines working, but getting promoted to a WWM (World Wide Manager) promotes him to Chanka teir

  • @murdekai8302
    @murdekai8302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    0:08 IGHT, IMMA HEAD OUT

  • @haledwards3473
    @haledwards3473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:53
    Snipings a good job mate
    Challengeing work and your outta the house.

  • @krisnaerikaleonor2827
    @krisnaerikaleonor2827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Handler: she will alter DNA to control height, strength and intelligence
    Me: that just sounds like growing up with extra steps

  • @alexpalmer535
    @alexpalmer535 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really enjoy this video. It kinda takes us back to original videos of listening just to you badger. It’s actually a lot easier to understand and to follow the narrative of the video. It seems when your friends enter in the mix it gets confusing in the conversations you have with them. Like a lot of inside jokes in which leads to lot of yelling and confusion.
    Anyways you’re doing a great job!Happy thanksgiving

  • @nylonpython
    @nylonpython 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Spoilers: The final mission is helping a famous prisoner "Kill Himself" without being caught.

  • @CringelordJen
    @CringelordJen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm so glad you posted this, I love giving nameless soldiers a "fresh haircut"

    • @markgallagher1790
      @markgallagher1790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just a bit off the top. Just a couple inches

  • @rko901000
    @rko901000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    No one:
    smonk:
    russianbadger:MY TOXIC BABES ARE IN POSITION

  • @HoppusBarker44
    @HoppusBarker44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rainbow six vids with Badger and his boys are the most entertaining thing on TH-cam, but you gotta love his solo reviews just as much

  • @thegaminglord2190
    @thegaminglord2190 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:58
    Joker : I'm gonna teach you a magic trick
    (sticks a pencil in a anti tank mine)
    Joker : TA DA

  • @michaellago1921
    @michaellago1921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Me*gets home from school*
    *new badger video is out*
    “Homework, what’s that*

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:00
    Talks about .50 M82 when VKS he used previously is already a subsonic .50 with same penetration leves and overkill value, but just half the range.

  • @thecthulhucompany6772
    @thecthulhucompany6772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Anti-Tank Mines: We work on humans now
    Badger: Just like in Fallout 4 Ima go blow up some meatbags

  • @vergilsmotivation5126
    @vergilsmotivation5126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *fires a salvo off a battleship*
    Badger: that’s subtlety at its finest

  • @MidnightMagpie73
    @MidnightMagpie73 ปีที่แล้ว

    I gotta say. When badgers character did the red eyes thing, I thought his spotted scarf was a demented giant grin. I am all smiled now at work today. Ty badge.

  • @Flaky1990
    @Flaky1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Warcriminals, huh?"
    *drops Seeker with his Anti-Tank mines into the area*
    "Uno Reverse Card, bitch."

  • @RobertDecker417
    @RobertDecker417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I m using the line " *I WILL MAKE YOUR DNA COWER IN FEAR* "

  • @CoolDude5633554
    @CoolDude5633554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I’m extremely happy that he pulled an Archer reference.
    Archer: Who cares?! I’m holding a Barrett .50cal, I can kill a building!

  • @markhelliwell2763
    @markhelliwell2763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ci games speaking to therussianbadger:so how much bloo- :the russian badger :YES

  • @andreasottohansen7338
    @andreasottohansen7338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am still amazed that we are on the fifth Sniper: Ghost Warrior game.
    Though it is cool to see all the improvements made over the series.

  • @KraNisOG
    @KraNisOG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Me: "I should be writing my book today, no distractions allowed"
    Badger: "did I hear, ANTI-TANK MINES?"

  • @isiplean1027
    @isiplean1027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Random CPU: Does Nothing
    RussianBadger: You Ready To Fly Kid *Drops Anti Tank Mine*

    • @qadenchilds964
      @qadenchilds964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheRussianBager:Drops Anti Tank Mine:You ready to fly Kid?
      Me: (Insert Space Marine Voice Here) *KABOOM!*

    • @maximilianwonschik1304
      @maximilianwonschik1304 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i sip Lean uhm i think you meant "npc", didn't you?

  • @cstettler824
    @cstettler824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I'm going to make your DNA cower in fear"
    Is a line with so much power behind it I'm terrified

  • @kelbudbray1834
    @kelbudbray1834 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2 years late however thank for showing this game exist. Ran through every contract with nothing but the .50cal and a deagle. keep up the great work.

  • @isaacfletcher5736
    @isaacfletcher5736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how he's like: "THAT IS A BIIIIIIIIIIIIG BULLET" right as the bullet hits the dudes brain pan