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  • @henryclare7295
    @henryclare7295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5454

    Badger I forgot how to read help it’s urgent.

    • @agentj2012
      @agentj2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      I can read but only comic sans font

    • @thedenseone6443
      @thedenseone6443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What’r you saying?

    • @robertsimoneaux1318
      @robertsimoneaux1318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Sir i need to confirm, have you payed your $20.00 for the reading skills dlc pack?

    • @henryclare7295
      @henryclare7295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Robert simoneaux Oh man I thought that came with the ultimate edition.

    • @robertsimoneaux1318
      @robertsimoneaux1318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@henryclare7295 no sir, ultimate edition only grants you 2 minutes of double xp and a hat you would've been able to buy in act 2, communication skills are sold separately.

  • @soupenjoyer6173
    @soupenjoyer6173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2703

    “If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?”
    *“Hell yeah, who’s the jump master?”*
    -Heavenly -2019

    • @delsinyman3300
      @delsinyman3300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      **APEX THEME INTENSIFIES**

    • @thatdarnskag5043
      @thatdarnskag5043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOL this same joke could be made about the Ubisoft sponsorships for this game.

    • @delsinyman3300
      @delsinyman3300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thatdarnskag5043 ok

    • @ProjektSymphony
      @ProjektSymphony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's*

    • @connorbower1205
      @connorbower1205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is what we call peer pressure

  • @zappy3255
    @zappy3255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1583

    Badger in 2013: Im going to join the marines
    Badger in 2019: NINJA VANISH

    • @ZephImmortal
      @ZephImmortal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He was in NROTC, not ROTC, and was going the Marine route. I don't know how you got army from that my man.

    • @Necro718
      @Necro718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Didn't even know Badger went Marine route. Then again I didn't watch badger in 2013

    • @axeyouaquestion
      @axeyouaquestion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ZephImmortal most people are really bad with calling the entire military the Army not knowing that the army is just a branch of the military

    • @redcell9636
      @redcell9636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@axeyouaquestion yeah they're a bunch of duds usually.

    • @kainoaghostbaang9359
      @kainoaghostbaang9359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Necro718
      *cries in 2019-2020 era*

  • @indyjons321
    @indyjons321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1082

    This is why I love badger. He was technically a Marine. He knows his shit when it comes to military hardware, and references it correctly...... 95% of the time.

    • @DudeGuyBroGuy
      @DudeGuyBroGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Once a Marine, always a Marine. Semper Fi!

    • @jakobwilson2102
      @jakobwilson2102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      He was an officer at that. Respect given where due

    • @lmojol9673
      @lmojol9673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Always assumed he had military background but was never sure if he had mentioned it before...

    • @The_Cookeh
      @The_Cookeh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      urge....to salute.......intensifing!!!!

    • @jackrobinson3833
      @jackrobinson3833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      indyjons321 how are you technically a marine? You either are or you aint

  • @MTKTube
    @MTKTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    HK slap is literally one of the coolest things to do with an mp5 so I don't know why you do not enjoy that

    • @mallman23
      @mallman23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok boomer

    • @operleutnant7235
      @operleutnant7235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      undead twilight ok redditor

    • @kevinnguyen4547
      @kevinnguyen4547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is tho

    • @Factive0
      @Factive0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      HK actually encouraging it is the best part

    • @clevernamehere7559
      @clevernamehere7559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That’s just how you use their guns, all the manuals and info tell you to slap it because that’s just how much force it needs to go back into battery.

  • @musicalDrebin
    @musicalDrebin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    2013: badger completes OCS doesn't comission
    2014-2019: plays a sh*t ton of shooters on a successful youtube channel
    2019: plays Ghost Recon "eh i guess i'll mention it in passing

    • @lilauble7184
      @lilauble7184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      musicalDrebin surprisingly enough he actually started TH-cam in 2010

    • @Klodhvig
      @Klodhvig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He also mentioned it in his "hey im badger video" two years ago which was a QnA.

  • @beatmeat4508
    @beatmeat4508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Badger: *Uploads three times in one weeks time*
    Me: *"No, don't do that... don't give me hope"*

    • @phantom_killer1747
      @phantom_killer1747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thats what i said

    • @lavish263team5
      @lavish263team5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fills you with determination

    • @MumblerapSucksTrump
      @MumblerapSucksTrump 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BeatMeat that doesn’t even make sense🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @Vincent-lv7lx
      @Vincent-lv7lx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Juan Cortez Muro shut the up no one cares

    • @delsinyman3300
      @delsinyman3300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MumblerapSucksTrump ok

  • @DakuJTenshi
    @DakuJTenshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    It's so weird to think badger could've been a marine. I'm just imagining him with actual glowing eyes as he commits war crimes for fun 🤣

    • @dead-a-genm7538
      @dead-a-genm7538 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The army deploys him at night, enemies would be spreading tales of badger as a scary creature that america made

    • @williamkillian735
      @williamkillian735 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You know he graduated from Officer candidate school, right? That means he is a Marine.

    • @RebelFNOS
      @RebelFNOS 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I find it funny cause looking back he's made references to this in the past including mentioning Quantico Virginia in the Bad Company vid

    • @CharlesDye1
      @CharlesDye1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      WAIT REALLY?! OMG 🤣

    • @CC7567-x2k
      @CC7567-x2k 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I don’t dare think about badger in ww2

  • @dominicsanchez3331
    @dominicsanchez3331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Badger: “I have never killed a person with another person before.”
    Me who has watched his hitman video: “hmmm come on son.”

  • @rossmcmahon4964
    @rossmcmahon4964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Yo imagine Badger gets called up to serve as an officer, half his unit can’t take him seriously cuz they been watching him for years on YT

  • @picklepaddy
    @picklepaddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Badger: "this very serious youtube cha-"
    His own video: "I'm going to have to stop you there."

  • @Baked_And_Fried
    @Baked_And_Fried 5 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    “Air Force..........more like chair force”
    “Sergeant pass the crayola”
    Had me dead 💀

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Guest A Marines be like: “me want crayon yummy”

    • @AMoistEggroll
      @AMoistEggroll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      As a Marine, I can concur most of us do eat Crayola. Grunts normally eat the crayons, but me? I prefer the colored pencils!

    • @chuckaduck964
      @chuckaduck964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@AMoistEggroll a fellow marine with fine taste

    • @AMoistEggroll
      @AMoistEggroll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@chuckaduck964 Why eat like a pig when you can fine dine ya know?

    • @thomasmahone1396
      @thomasmahone1396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AMoistEggroll best kind is purple crayola with jalapeno cheese spread 👌

  • @calebschieffler6119
    @calebschieffler6119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Anti tank rounds exist.
    Clu: let’s execute some with it.

    • @lugeswag
      @lugeswag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *loads anti-material rifle with malicious intent*

    • @andrewcollins2446
      @andrewcollins2446 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the only right answer though.

    • @calebschieffler6119
      @calebschieffler6119 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes brother.

    • @crashicle
      @crashicle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clu: *Overkill isn't in my dictionary*

    • @tristenparish2783
      @tristenparish2783 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is overkill?

  • @dave2864
    @dave2864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Mom:
    If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you?
    Me:
    I’D JUMP FIRST

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Badger: “wow cool camo!”
    Me: *wears some camo shit in wildlands*
    My friends! “Ew gross” *is wearing garbage that makes them look like drug dealers and cartel leaders.*

    • @majora8253
      @majora8253 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goddem

    • @scrion013
      @scrion013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your Friends: I'm about to ruin this whole man's career

    • @Ajc-ni3xn
      @Ajc-ni3xn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm Watching You Sleep yeah, but they were right. Their “gear” looked way better.

    • @RecluseBootsy
      @RecluseBootsy ปีที่แล้ว

      I see nothing but lumberjacks and former Twitter employees running around Aurora. Lol

  • @crashicle
    @crashicle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    "Heavenly, don't jump off the cliff"
    Everyone else: *yeet*

    • @xqFishy
      @xqFishy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This deserves to be hearted by badger and I'm sorry he didnt

    • @brokenyolkyolk5465
      @brokenyolkyolk5465 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @julianviefers6703
      @julianviefers6703 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xqFishyaybe hes not checking every 2 minutes new comments genius 😂👌

  • @huntata2360
    @huntata2360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    What does Marine stand for?
    Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential.

  • @haydenwoodrow6406
    @haydenwoodrow6406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Now we know his whole name, Spencer Donnelly

  • @heemjefee6889
    @heemjefee6889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Nightmare" is the best description of this game.

    • @TheAres117
      @TheAres117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The game is ok. dont bitch, you should try making a open world about operators game.see if your better ?🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

    • @heemjefee6889
      @heemjefee6889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@TheAres117 Seeing how they did it before a few times it shouldn't have been that hard.
      P.S. congrats on using the most cliche and idiotic "argument" when trying to defend something shit.

    • @christopherchoate154
      @christopherchoate154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Drake C Idiot they made a better game before this title called Wildlands, this game is shit and not worth playing even for free

    • @TheAres117
      @TheAres117 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christopherchoate154 your shit

    • @TheAres117
      @TheAres117 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@heemjefee6889 your shit too lmfao

  • @Kaizennnz
    @Kaizennnz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Enemy: *shooting at bajur*
    Clu: *eyes glow as he loads a tank buster shell*
    Enemy: what that noise?
    Clu: *casually blows the chest off of the enemy*

    • @Kaizennnz
      @Kaizennnz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Strider Seignemartin Oh ya🤣😂🤣

  • @patrioticcat5768
    @patrioticcat5768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    "Yo, you actually beat a mofo with another mofo"
    *Modern problems require modern solutions*

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As the juggernaut was said and did. "I'ma hit you with your own pimp"

  • @Zanta100
    @Zanta100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Badger: throws guy at different guy and kills him
    Ninja brain: staps guy with a different guy
    the ultimate crossover is yet to come

    • @harryguidotti3815
      @harryguidotti3815 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tag Team Move. Badger throws a guy to Ninja Brian, who grabs him out of the air and stabs another guy with him.

  • @marrrmite
    @marrrmite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    after all these years and we finally find out badger was a crayon eater

  • @Glowstick-nx4lu
    @Glowstick-nx4lu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    11:49
    *sees Tachanka helm
    Me: this does put a smile on my face

    • @Vernich762
      @Vernich762 ปีที่แล้ว

      The first thing I hear…
      LMG, MOUNTED, AND LOADED

  • @dankderp4203
    @dankderp4203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Badger: I never killed someone with another person's body
    Badger during the hitman video: I dropped one of the targets on the other killing two birds with one bird

  • @FourScore460
    @FourScore460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Day one checklist
    Drip: Acquired
    Tangos: Clapped
    Pizza Rolls: Snacked

    • @hawk6428
      @hawk6428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Totitos?

    • @almightysamurai2957
      @almightysamurai2957 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I approve

    • @Ona_Chi
      @Ona_Chi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Couch: broke

    • @nick_a91
      @nick_a91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ona_Chi hotel:trivago

    • @das3610
      @das3610 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TOTINOS, TOTINOS

  • @carsoncapone7315
    @carsoncapone7315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Cliff: exists
    Everyone: it’s free real estate

  • @pionevada282
    @pionevada282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dad: If all of your friends jumped off a cliff would you?
    Me: *Hell yeah he's the jump master*

  • @jediducko471
    @jediducko471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Badger really goes from "is clu even good at this game" to "clu is a god among mortals"

  • @GrizzlyClawss
    @GrizzlyClawss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Everyone: This game is so bad and buggy with greedy microtransactions
    Uplay: Everyone seems to hate our game...SPONSOR TIME
    RussianBadger: *I love money*

    • @Adidas_Altyn
      @Adidas_Altyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have not experienced any bugs, but the ai could be better

    • @woahjuice.
      @woahjuice. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      sometimes the bugs are fun as hell tho

    • @elijahproto
      @elijahproto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The bugs I experienced were funny lol.

    • @Adidas_Altyn
      @Adidas_Altyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@woahjuice. at the campus north 10 enemies clustered up and I just stayed them down, it was pretty fun

    • @m3th05
      @m3th05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I guess even this game could be fun to play if the company pay you to play it...

  • @genericamerican.
    @genericamerican. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The wolves at the start of the game: *exist*
    me, with my stock M416: I'm about to end these men's whole careers.

    • @forceawakens4449
      @forceawakens4449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wolves any other time: *no u*

    • @RecluseBootsy
      @RecluseBootsy ปีที่แล้ว

      Me and my MK23: "lemme get in on this..."

  • @kyledebona9914
    @kyledebona9914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The fact Badgers helmet looks like a tactical turtle makes this video 300% better than it already is.

  • @spurkellz
    @spurkellz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    badger: *flexes that he was pretty much in the military*
    me: my man was in the military but became a youtube....well done friend, well done

  • @harrisonward3464
    @harrisonward3464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Everyone: wow, ghost recon breakpoint is a pretty fun ga-
    Badger: NightmareNightmareNightmareNightmare

    • @joeshi5381
      @joeshi5381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Isnt everyone saying the game shitted tho

    • @lil_ursa
      @lil_ursa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Bruh who tf is saying it’s good

    • @CroneRaven1810
      @CroneRaven1810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Said no one ever. Everyone is saying it's shit. Servers were down on an always online game. Monetized to hell and alot of bugs/glitches

    • @behemoth1158
      @behemoth1158 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you have got exatcly a stack of likes when im writig this

    • @harrisonward3464
      @harrisonward3464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oOVanHalenOo I was just trying to funny, sorry. I wasn’t even paying attention to how the game is doing in reality

  • @KryptoKid253
    @KryptoKid253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Middle of a movie, saw this and was like “aight imma head out”

    • @generalgrievous3667
      @generalgrievous3667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What movie?

    • @KryptoKid253
      @KryptoKid253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      General Grievous Spider-Man Far From Home, I was rewatching it

    • @kevlarwolf819
      @kevlarwolf819 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KryptoKid253 Noice!

  • @NthreeE
    @NthreeE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Just remember folks!
    "Thanks to Ubisoft for sponsoring.
    "
    Check out the reviews! It's not even close to Wildlands in score.

    • @mortem4342
      @mortem4342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yep, I played the beta and it got boring within the hour.

    • @XDogeGamingX
      @XDogeGamingX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've been having a lot of fun. Got like 25 hours in so far and I'm still enjoying it

    • @XDogeGamingX
      @XDogeGamingX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Polo Loco Because I'm having fun.

    • @XDogeGamingX
      @XDogeGamingX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Polo Loco That makes no sense.

    • @tseer-e-es1646
      @tseer-e-es1646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea I had fun playing with my friends too.

  • @SplicedPork
    @SplicedPork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Knowing you graduated marine corps OCS is amazing, I'm leaving for bootcamp fairly soon and now I know one of my favorite youtubers is a marine makes me wanna ship out even sooner! You're awesome!!

    • @moxxiiscarlett7141
      @moxxiiscarlett7141 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can honestly say, without a doubt, that I want to know what the fuck your pfp is

  • @brandonperron5804
    @brandonperron5804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I started wheezing when he said teamate detected [lordheadass]

  • @minimuselk1267
    @minimuselk1267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love hpw badger is slowly droping hints on his life experiences, i thought he was just a 6'4 hunter who knew alot about guns and camo, but he is or was a marine. Cool shit bro

  • @true2the_322
    @true2the_322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    You should have ended with "you have lost connection to Ubisoft server" lol

  • @xXLoneLoboXx
    @xXLoneLoboXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Murdering someone for their boots."
    Should I be ashamed to say I've done that in Skyrim before? (Multiple times.)

    • @ethansweeting7787
      @ethansweeting7787 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not in Skyrim, or any elder scrolls game

    • @xXLoneLoboXx
      @xXLoneLoboXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ethansweeting7787 I've done it before, many a times.
      I remember one time I was trying to get a full steel plate armor set and all I needed was the boots but I couldn't find them for the life of me.
      Found a random nameless mercenary on the road between towns wearing plate boots... they went missing rather quickly.

    • @ethansweeting7787
      @ethansweeting7787 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      xX Lone Lobo Xx so? if it is a elder scrolls game, or any game that you can loot armor off of enemies and use it. That's literally why they ate called looters.

    • @pothead7885
      @pothead7885 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not in that game

    • @silverbloodborne9495
      @silverbloodborne9495 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      god iv been trying to find that dam spell so I can murder everyone with a fork

  • @MeetingYourDog
    @MeetingYourDog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I've been watching Badger since BF1 and forgot his real name.

  • @doge4730
    @doge4730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:13 *dAmN tHe RiVeR gOt HiM*

  • @RockytheDoggy1996
    @RockytheDoggy1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Clu literally fired an at4 in a rifle housing into the back of a man
    LEBRON JAMES WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE

    • @bigiron4285
      @bigiron4285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LEBRON JAMES WITH THE VARIOUS WAR CRIMES

  • @Otterdisappointment
    @Otterdisappointment 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:12 a member of Caesar’s Legion confronts an NCR soldier in the Mojave Wasteland (Circa. 2281 colorized)

    • @ncrveteranranger1386
      @ncrveteranranger1386 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @moxxiiscarlett7141
      @moxxiiscarlett7141 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alternate ending to NV between the NCR and the Legion: th-cam.com/video/Uho3AKjGM8o/w-d-xo.html

  • @ohmcharan
    @ohmcharan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Alright i'm just chilling i'm just chilling here with my new badger video

  • @yeeterbigyeet7556
    @yeeterbigyeet7556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:06 A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE LEGO RIVER

  • @thearcher5824
    @thearcher5824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:45 wait r those Timbs?? Jheez ig that’s what the military funding went to

    • @holdguard4624
      @holdguard4624 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Badger's comrades if he stayed in the military: You are not posted on top of an Afghan mountain - in TIMBS!
      Badger: I gotta get my timbs on the camera, y`know, they're gonna be like,
      "WHOA!!! We're getting invaded, but, damn he's fresh!

  • @superskills1017
    @superskills1017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    When all your friends say they finna jump.
    *"WhErE wE jUmpInG bOiS?!*

  • @BeastNinjaKitty
    @BeastNinjaKitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    my man, I died like three times from not breathing. this was so funny. I don't think I'll ever find a squad like this to make the game as fun. i'm wheeezing

  • @daufenbach1447
    @daufenbach1447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:46 "Oh shit, sorry."
    Bajur: *I see this as a total win!*

  • @spider59er35
    @spider59er35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:53 Says I don’t mean to alarm you
    “My alarm goes off mid-sentence”

  • @friendlyfire3412
    @friendlyfire3412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:58 Big smoke : GET IN THE CAR
    *The RussianBadger has ptsd*

  • @Ketzukhan
    @Ketzukhan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:10 lolol YAAAS! I do the HK slap all day at work! Never ever gets old!!

  • @robertsimoneaux1318
    @robertsimoneaux1318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ubisoft: would you like to pay $15.00 to watch this badjur video?
    Me: you are just the grand central station of disappointment ubi.

    • @docbrown9018
      @docbrown9018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Woah , for a second i taught ubi said this , just so realistic bro 👍👌😆

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought those were EA-Exclusive jokes...

    • @robertsimoneaux1318
      @robertsimoneaux1318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ze_eT nope, ghost recon was riddled with microtransactions until they temporarily removed them, emphasis on temporarily

    • @Adidas_Altyn
      @Adidas_Altyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertsimoneaux1318 but the microtransactions are just like in wildlands, there are no exclusive weapons you can only buy in the store. It's all cosmetic, and everything else you can find in game

    • @wyrmsglow2172
      @wyrmsglow2172 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Adidas_Altyn I'm not sure if you've checked but they literally sell blueprints for weapons and attachments. Also included is the "time savers"

  • @smileyned
    @smileyned 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Why so many uploads. This is unheard of but also very appreciated

    • @gelul12
      @gelul12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Smiley Ned Ubisoft marketing this fail of a game hard lol

    • @onemorescout
      @onemorescout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ubisoft paid enough

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gelul12 I don't think it necesserily failed.
      Unless you talk about Crowbat, he either makes a good video or just forces others into believing his opinion.

    • @MajorKola
      @MajorKola 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      T A X P U R P O S E S

    • @gelul12
      @gelul12 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ze_eTPlays who the hell is crowbat. Most TH-camrs agree its a fail so far.

  • @sloth9447
    @sloth9447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    RAH! Just graduated USMC boot Friday and one of the first things I do I catch up on your channel, your veteran level entertainment now.

  • @Justacarguy95
    @Justacarguy95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Deadass Badger, you doin better on here than you would’ve in the Corps

  • @diavolo5015
    @diavolo5015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Me: shoots a person with an arrow in the elder scrolls
    Them: 5:39

  • @kakashi6957
    @kakashi6957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Imagine having 47's suit and tie with gloves while killing wolves

  • @lucapena9330
    @lucapena9330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Clu: LETS EXECUTE SOMEONE WITH AN ANTI TANK ROUND

    • @Blue-mr7fe
      @Blue-mr7fe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      With a home defense M4 from last R6episode

  • @ryanmcfeeters848
    @ryanmcfeeters848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Russian Badger is one of my favourite youtubers , he’s funny, ‘tactical’, and *BOOM* destructive

    • @ryanmcfeeters848
      @ryanmcfeeters848 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think I had a stroke writing my comment before I edited it.

  • @faasnuhind8578
    @faasnuhind8578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Badger as a Marine kind of makes sense, yet also amuses me to a level I can't put into words proper. Regardless, props.

  • @epsilon752
    @epsilon752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    cliff: exists
    everyone: YEET

  • @danielwheeler123
    @danielwheeler123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When I looked at his nametapes on his marpats I deadass expected to see "BADGER"

    • @littlewolf34219
      @littlewolf34219 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are t called markets, they're cammies, margate is the name of the style of camo used

    • @Khoros-Mythos
      @Khoros-Mythos 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@littlewolf34219 Do you know how to read...

    • @littlewolf34219
      @littlewolf34219 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Khoros-Mythos I do, those were autocorrected by my phone

  • @TheBlackFisk
    @TheBlackFisk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Get out of my air space big fella"😭🤣😭

  • @pothead7885
    @pothead7885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Badger: shoots chopper down with a mini gun
    Grouse: damn, the river got him

  • @Broccoli134
    @Broccoli134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think the most important technological advancements the ghosts tech teams have made is that they got a drum mag to actually feed

  • @businessdarwin3856
    @businessdarwin3856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I was cutting my toe nails when this dropped

  • @jimbobjonesstudio9105
    @jimbobjonesstudio9105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Take us to McDonald’s, no BURGER!”

  • @BlackGzuss
    @BlackGzuss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “I have never killed a person with another person”
    So you’ve never played saints row 3?

  • @mr.jimjam3443
    @mr.jimjam3443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Recommendation, use the vector, higher fire rate and if you need ammo go to preset, spam it at least 4 times and you should have fully ammo now

  • @SaintTheNightstalker
    @SaintTheNightstalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "DO YOU EVER JUST SHOOT A ********** WITH A 38 SPECIAL AND SEND THEM STRAIGHT TO HELL?" oh grouse no-

  • @ヘンリー-j1x
    @ヘンリー-j1x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I have never killed a person with another person
    -badger 2019

    • @Ivan-uq8cc
      @Ivan-uq8cc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gonna beat a mafacker with another mafacker

    • @Jsay18
      @Jsay18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which implies that he HAS killed someone before.

    • @ヘンリー-j1x
      @ヘンリー-j1x 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jsay18 lol true2

  • @yourboirk441
    @yourboirk441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i want to see Russian badger yelling like a drill sergeant

    • @holdguard4624
      @holdguard4624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Drill Instructor, in this case.

  • @kgrabbit8433
    @kgrabbit8433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nobody:
    Heavenly:Who's the jumpmaster
    Danny Devito: Suicide is badass

  • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
    @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cannot be the only one who thinks badger's guy looks like he sounds like a combine police officer from half-life 2.

  • @alexgrady5869
    @alexgrady5869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Right after 72 hours of drinking MTN dew and eating tostitos... Badger is back at it again!

  • @viper1443
    @viper1443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it"
    Heavenly: Bruh id jump off first

  • @koroktheleafwing1003
    @koroktheleafwing1003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yeah! Can you make a series of an actual play through, that would be amazing!

    • @nicholasholloway8743
      @nicholasholloway8743 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Korok The Sapwing yea we would like to see an honest review also.

  • @carnivourfromtwitch9284
    @carnivourfromtwitch9284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Badger, I want you to know, when they said "What was that noise?" I was *sipping boomer juice*

  • @BloodyThroat2271
    @BloodyThroat2271 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i didnt even know it was sponsored. it worked so well i immediately bought the game.

  • @GoldenBoar
    @GoldenBoar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you watch Badger for two weeks and find out he was a Marine
    Nice

  • @blurview6904
    @blurview6904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:18 reminds me of a man with his eyes closed and mouth opened.

  • @WeirdPros
    @WeirdPros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:25
    Will SOMEBODY tell Ubisoft's Rigger and Animators to MOUNT their fucking props?
    That gun really puttin the Ghost in Ghost Recon right now, is all I'm sayin.

  • @GiveSic
    @GiveSic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Everyone else: "BrEaKpOiNt Is BaD"
    Badger: "You're doing it wrong"

    • @a.g.m8790
      @a.g.m8790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ben Cardoza yea most people aren’t getting paid to play the game

    • @localpirate3942
      @localpirate3942 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@a.g.m8790 Yeah its more the other way around... *Cough cough microtransactions*

  • @JeffHikari
    @JeffHikari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:44 if you want a swarm of bees look up the American 180 SMG. 275+ rounds of .22LR at like 1500 RPM is really, REALLY angry.

  • @evanseitman4574
    @evanseitman4574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game actually seems sick and it’s hella fun to watch

    • @vibe2118
      @vibe2118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lil Guy yeah fun to watch but not fun to play

  • @GravitWry
    @GravitWry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mom: if all of your friends jumped of a cliff would you do it?
    Me: *I'd jump FIRST*

  • @Wolfs0n
    @Wolfs0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3 videos in 1 week!?
    WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH BADGER!?

    • @onemorescout
      @onemorescout 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He only makes videos when people pay him to

  • @that1guyfinn418
    @that1guyfinn418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Badger is the person I least expected to have been in ROTC.

    • @lmojol9673
      @lmojol9673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That1Guy Finn he acts like a grunt 😂

    • @gooeygo2515
      @gooeygo2515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that pfp tho

    • @Un-makr
      @Un-makr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh he been in rotc then I salute to him

  • @archive4727
    @archive4727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:08 Michael Reeves would like to know your location

  • @greatgamercam135
    @greatgamercam135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love your content it makes me genuinly happy to watch.

  • @ahmedwael6481
    @ahmedwael6481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Badger is the type of guy that uses red doot strat for a whole year in different game

  • @brysonfloyd1213
    @brysonfloyd1213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:52 seconds this dude with a tachanka helmet on

  • @mrgopher1734
    @mrgopher1734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He’ll give you the
    *H E E B I E J E E B I E S*

    • @MyteMyte
      @MyteMyte 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *OH NO*

  • @4a696e
    @4a696e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ghost Recon: Fashionpoint

  • @H_Hold
    @H_Hold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had a buddy that came home from the marines (deployed but didnt see combat) and for christmas i got him a bigass box of crayons. When he opened the package he glared at me for a solid minute while opening the box and munching an indigo

  • @ALCAPONE6664
    @ALCAPONE6664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mad respect for you now, didn't know you were a Marine. I'm in the Army atm. I'm a Mortarman.

  • @Luke-vk3tq
    @Luke-vk3tq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You know it’s a shitty game when “it’s fun with friends”

    • @BackwardsPancake
      @BackwardsPancake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Getting executed by firing squad is more fun with friends 😂👌

    • @holdguard4624
      @holdguard4624 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its only shitty if you squad up with randos instead of actual friends.