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  • @restitutororbis1216
    @restitutororbis1216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30348

    "Hans did you get the panzerfaust?"
    "Nein, I brought the panzer division."
    *ERIKA INTENSIFIES*

  • @EnbyNomad
    @EnbyNomad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4280

    "Jedis can block lasers, okay have fun with this buckshot" perfectly sums up mandalorian culture and history

    • @sirilluminarthevaliant2895
      @sirilluminarthevaliant2895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      And losing. Don’t forget that part. Losing is a mando tradition

    • @iago110
      @iago110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Also civil war with both sides being dominated by either sith or republic in the end. Mandos are told to be badasses but they got fucked by almost every faction lol

    • @VGLounge
      @VGLounge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@iago110 They have among the best individual soldiers, but are very small in numbers compared to most famous factions

    • @viyhexe131
      @viyhexe131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Mandos really said "parry this you fucking casual!"

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      They lost cause all they did was fight until they got tired and the rest of the Galaxy just had to wait until they ran out of steam.

  • @betinacarreto7679
    @betinacarreto7679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4741

    A side note on the hitchBOT story: After it got brutally killed once it reached Philadelphia, a Philly radio station by the name of “station 93.3 WMMR” made a new robot named Pope Bot. Pope Bot was made to see if Philadelphians would treat it more better than they were with hitchBOT. And they did.

    • @thelivingglitch1371
      @thelivingglitch1371 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      HOW better?

    • @xenomorphoverlord
      @xenomorphoverlord ปีที่แล้ว +618

      @@thelivingglitch1371 They left his arms

    • @avonheart
      @avonheart ปีที่แล้ว +493

      @@thelivingglitch1371 less stab wounds this time

    • @astolfofansunny4047
      @astolfofansunny4047 ปีที่แล้ว +488

      @@avonheart nice to know the name of the pope can somewhat make Philadelphans less blood thirty even if it just kept it arms and had not as many stab wounds.

    • @duckboi1473
      @duckboi1473 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      What if you are a pop tart behind cover got a cremation? Would it smell like toaster strudel?

  • @RedNumber19
    @RedNumber19 ปีที่แล้ว +2104

    The first game of enlisted I joined:
    Ran over by a tank, switched to a different soldier, my entire squad got kamikazied by someone running at us with a grenade, respawned and got hit by a plane directly, the one guy that survived then took an artillery shell to the face.
    10/10 game

    • @notageologist3022
      @notageologist3022 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      You are as unlucky as I am, apparently.

    • @AgentG106
      @AgentG106 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      When I first played the riflemen on the other team were fricken playing the game like it was fortnite, they were crankin so many 90s on my team I just left

    • @notageologist3022
      @notageologist3022 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@AgentG106 wtf? I'm picturing a ww2 veteran telling his life story and at one point he's like
      "Back in my day my squad encountered a bunch of Germans doin' that thang you youngsters call 'cranking 90's"

    • @talenloracus7891
      @talenloracus7891 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@AgentG106 I Wonder if we are the same game...
      I dominated every match so far, It felt like fighting against old people

    • @OMGITZFUTUR3
      @OMGITZFUTUR3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Hey Grandad how was WW2?"

  • @gimmeklik1632
    @gimmeklik1632 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    badger speaking german still amuses me , and btw his pronounciation is pretty good

    • @captaindarksign3589
      @captaindarksign3589 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yes iam German myself and i have to say. Ich verstehe dich sehr gut wenn du mir einen Schulbus voller Deutscher Soldaten vor die Nase stelltst

    • @jojosworlds1208
      @jojosworlds1208 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A surprise for sure but a welcome one.

    • @toddcorbin6095
      @toddcorbin6095 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@captaindarksign3589 i used Google Translate to se what you said in German, and that made this much funnier, not entirely sure why, it just did.

    • @captaindarksign3589
      @captaindarksign3589 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@toddcorbin6095 yeah, you can do the funniest stuff with google translate,, just run a random sentences through 100 languages and you get godlike comedic stuff.

    • @captaindarksign3589
      @captaindarksign3589 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What did it say?

  • @davidkelley8442
    @davidkelley8442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3752

    Haters: You can’t just shit post in 4K
    Badger: laughs maniacally in $26k motion capture suit

    • @blackgem12
      @blackgem12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Haha mocap suit go beep boop

    • @ind0minusr3x51
      @ind0minusr3x51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      O B S E R V E

    • @TheOriginalElkstone
      @TheOriginalElkstone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Thought you said shit posting in 40K, like warhammer
      Cause he does that and all

    • @rickgrimes2756
      @rickgrimes2756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mocap suit, well time to literallly become Jabba the hut because shit post

    • @tristankahl6843
      @tristankahl6843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait it cost how much???

  • @namelessguy653
    @namelessguy653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2243

    "Paterson fire a warning shot"
    "Sir this is a flame thrower"
    "Meh potatoe potatoe burn em alive Paterson"

    • @christianoalmeidademoraes4993
      @christianoalmeidademoraes4993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Nice i renember that.

    • @hunterofsol3339
      @hunterofsol3339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      "Patterson fire a warning shot"
      "Sir, this is an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher."
      "Meh potatoe potatoe, fire. *THUMP*"

    • @saracen_rue6345
      @saracen_rue6345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Considering this is a clip from Division 2, and now that has a flamethrower, it still works

    • @bloodykarambit9543
      @bloodykarambit9543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@christianoalmeidademoraes4993 I member that to. It was fantastic

    • @abysswalker2594
      @abysswalker2594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hunterofsol3339 booom

  • @2idiotillas
    @2idiotillas ปีที่แล้ว +410

    as a half russian person dating a german woman i use the phrase "still lost the war tho" everytime we are arguing and joking 13:48 is where i learned this sacred knowledge

    • @simple__sigma3287
      @simple__sigma3287 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is abuse 😭

    • @treemannick2969
      @treemannick2969 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@simple__sigma3287not if she laughs about it lmao

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You're a chad.

    • @mastercow19
      @mastercow19 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      great
      10/10

    • @stormtendo
      @stormtendo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Based

  • @ender_4285
    @ender_4285 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Honestly, this is an amazing game with an amazing community. I was playing a game and just go “Omaha ‘beach?’, what do you mean beach, its a wall of corpses” and some random dude just goes, “we will use them as fertilizer for our flowers later” and everyone bursted out laughing

  • @panic5306
    @panic5306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    "an MG34 can solve 800 to 900 problems per minute" fucking killed me

    • @patatas08
      @patatas08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You're computer is lagging? Just take out your trusty MG34 and fire 100 rounds into it

    • @matthewpallenik1407
      @matthewpallenik1407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@patatas08 Then take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen

    • @maximepg9156
      @maximepg9156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@matthewpallenik1407 *SIIIIIIIIIIIP*

    • @daniyarsadykov3385
      @daniyarsadykov3385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If that's not enough, try our new more powerful MG42 which is capable of solving up to 1200 problems per minute!

    • @Vexin980
      @Vexin980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Along with 799 to 899 other people

  • @Nordern
    @Nordern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13894

    Everyone gangsta until the werfer starts to flammen!

    • @prestigekey5509
      @prestigekey5509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Everybody Gangsta until the flammen starts to get werft

    • @schnozberries98
      @schnozberries98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Hilaaaaarrriiiiooouuussssss. I’ve totally neeeeeevvvveeeerrrrr seen this comment aaannnnyyywwwhhhheeeeerrreee.

    • @spectre8131
      @spectre8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "Hans get ze flammenwerfer!
      The H E A V Y flammenwerfer!"

    • @haydenwolton8900
      @haydenwolton8900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True

    • @prestigekey5509
      @prestigekey5509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@schnozberries98 lösch oder ich verbrenne dein dorf

  • @BottleofJarritos
    @BottleofJarritos ปีที่แล้ว +256

    For how many times Engineer from TF2 are in these videos, It's surprising how little this channel has posted about TF2, especially because TF2 is *very* Chaotic

    • @Lazycake1
      @Lazycake1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ja(yes)

    • @shogun616
      @shogun616 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    • @nexanine
      @nexanine ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Da

    • @nexanine
      @nexanine ปีที่แล้ว +4

      হ্যা

    • @junya4351
      @junya4351 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The robot they used when demonstrating what happened to hitch bot, is from Titanfall 2 another game that can be shortened to TF2

  • @lewisriding3137
    @lewisriding3137 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    “I’ve had baked potatoes with more armour than this” made me uncontrollably start laughing it was such a good line 😂

  • @mrcyberian9079
    @mrcyberian9079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    “Cherish your kneecaps while you still have them” -Sun Tzu, probably

    • @TotesNotAPerson
      @TotesNotAPerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      “ behead them and then s**t down your enemies throat” -Sun Tzu, definitely 100%

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TotesNotAPerson nah, pretty sure Genghis Kahn said that

    • @slyriddle968
      @slyriddle968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You my guy watch Technoblade right? 😏😅

    • @comikal_dadog217
      @comikal_dadog217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Begins to cut off knee caps with katana

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Stay straped or get clapped."
      -Sun Tzu, the art of war.

  • @ohanronton
    @ohanronton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16665

    I'm convinced that the mocap suit is Badger's best purchase of his life

  • @toddcorbin6095
    @toddcorbin6095 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The fact that he spoke german at 6:30 and he speaks it so well, its just awsome.

    • @salzwurst3026
      @salzwurst3026 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That impressed me too

  • @Mr.Manta5988
    @Mr.Manta5988 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:13 For anyone wondering: The sign in the background reads:
    Strictly Prohibited is
    Smoking
    Lighting of fire
    or entering with open source of light.

  • @blobert62
    @blobert62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3620

    “Jedi’s can block lasers? Ok, have fun with this buckshot.” Top 10 quotes of all time

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Mandalorians in a nutshell it’s either buck shot, disintegrator, or the flamenwhefer

    • @youknowwhoitis.itsmyname4746
      @youknowwhoitis.itsmyname4746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@magnusthered4973 it’s basically “ah, fuck your lightsabers, we got better than “bullets and lasers” shit”

    • @aperturescienceguy2737
      @aperturescienceguy2737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Oh you block lasers?
      *How about fucking slugs*

    • @blademaster2390
      @blademaster2390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      The Mandalorians really be like “parry this you filthy casual”

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I can imagine a jedi charging a madalorian and they just casually pulls a saw off from the hip

  • @BTBlahBlahBlah
    @BTBlahBlahBlah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    "He was immediately beaten to death in Philidelphia." Badger 2021
    Me: Sounds like home.

  • @matchead6972
    @matchead6972 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    A glimpse of the future, new tactics in war
    New doctrine in combat explored
    As fast as lightning, there's no time to mourn
    A glimpse of the future and Blitzkrieg is born!
    *MG42 INTENSIFIES*

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Overwhelming firepower galore :P

    • @jackdobbie7268
      @jackdobbie7268 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MaticTheProto there fuelled by the fear in their enemies eyes

    • @shogun616
      @shogun616 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      out of the trenches the stormtroopers rise

    • @Tamo_thehighschoolartist
      @Tamo_thehighschoolartist 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This sounds like Sabaton

    • @matchead6972
      @matchead6972 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yes@@Tamo_thehighschoolartist

  • @griffincrump5077
    @griffincrump5077 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Now I want a 40k game where this is how you play guard & tau but when you play space marines you’re just the one marine

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What about orcs?

    • @griffincrump5077
      @griffincrump5077 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Baldwin-iv445 if you’re a Nob or something it’s just the one, for boys you get to be a whole chunk (bonus points for the number you get being partially randomized because they have 0 organization)

  • @normalpeoplelikeme
    @normalpeoplelikeme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    The mo-cap suit has just elevated Badger's memery to a level of perfection beyond anything I ever imagined. True quality shitposting.

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      He’s now able to produce shitposts at an alarming rate with that mo-cap suit

    • @ind0minusr3x51
      @ind0minusr3x51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Unlocking the Mo-cap suit---> Shitposting became more powerfull

    • @josharmstrong8813
      @josharmstrong8813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      His shitposting ability just leveled up and he unlocked the mocap suit
      He can now produce shitposts with over 3 times the quality at double the speed

    • @Earthenfist
      @Earthenfist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was wondering how his animations had suddenly become so lifelike.

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You say perfection but his channel id basi8 "shitposter with da corporate credit card what will he do?" So you never know what will come next 😂

  • @meloncat4882
    @meloncat4882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3468

    Here's a joke for badger:
    three Germans walk into a BAR
    they have a garand time

    • @glenhowland8711
      @glenhowland8711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      God that’s foul comically

    • @nashtebelak466
      @nashtebelak466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Kar you going to keep making these jokes? Less taste than those communion werfers. Damn...I've become the one thing I swore to destroy

    • @geschlechtspunkheiten4180
      @geschlechtspunkheiten4180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Ah, I see wehr this is göring

    • @adrianramirez4129
      @adrianramirez4129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      thats disgusting. *thats great tho*

    • @grantdietrich2360
      @grantdietrich2360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's all fun and games until they set the bar on fire.

  • @copper8327
    @copper8327 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Jedi's can block lasers? ok, have fun with this BUCKSHOT" Best line of the video. Badger, your jokes are really helping me rn, I'm sick with what we think is a fever, and watching this video with my tea and Advil is really helping. thanks for your amazing humor and hilarious content. Keep making amazing videos like this.

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hope you’re doing better.
      15:03 for reference to others

    • @copper8327
      @copper8327 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks! I hope your doing good too. :)

  • @dappermagician268
    @dappermagician268 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    17:33 spirit airlines when ur 10,000 feet in the air.

  • @optimuscrime1023
    @optimuscrime1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    Badgers Resume:
    -Intense obsession for Pyrotechnics
    -Executes Squadrons with Lugers on Tuesdays
    -Enjoys Domeing people with Hunter rifles
    -Breaking the Genova Conventions with the boys on an hourly basis
    -inhales mustard gas like it’s solvent abuse
    -has the world “GaggleFuck” in his vocab

    • @unrulybot1352
      @unrulybot1352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      You Forgot
      -Shitposting like it's his personality.

    • @Chirpysemperboy
      @Chirpysemperboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Has the word "Gagglefuck" tattooed across his chest.

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      -Consumes cold-can ravioli with reckless and frightening abandoned.
      -Enjoys killing pickles, bananas, and robots in various and creative ways.
      -Regularly vibe-checks gamers with the force of a thousand suns.
      -Is the reason why Gamer Sups has no lawsuits. (They'll never find the bodies)
      -Is the reason why it DO go down like that.
      -Has a pet Shark named Clarence, who is wanted in several countries for MULTIPLE war-crimes.
      -Speaks German. That's it.
      -Is unironically Canadian
      -Violently American. Like, wholesale slaughter levels of American.
      -Is NOT, in fact, Russian. Merely lulling the Russians into a false sense of security so Clarence can re-assume power in Chechnya.
      -Secretly a badger. He plans on retaking his kingdom from the raccoons.

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Breaks not breaking. Awesome.

    • @getcancer1542
      @getcancer1542 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Chirpysemperboy wait for real?

  • @EricGamer87365
    @EricGamer87365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Badger: This is a realistic WW2 Shooter
    Also Badger: The solders are splitting off by mitosis.

  • @ronin1915
    @ronin1915 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I just noticed that Badger animated the Luger pistol jamming - which was a common problem with those pistols (7:05)

  • @ultra5986
    @ultra5986 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Proud to say I am now addicted to this game.

    • @eli1000fer
      @eli1000fer ปีที่แล้ว

      ugh howwww. I picked it up because of this video and I wanted to like it so bad but the progression is ridiculously complicated. There are 6 campaigns all with different maps. Each campaign has two factions which track progression separately. Each level unlocks a weapon or vehicle, but you don't actually get that weapon until you buy them ONE at a time using "orders" earned from daily challenges. Then you can give it to one soldier in one out of four squads.
      Why is it so complex? And the grind is looooong.

    • @3lemmonz89
      @3lemmonz89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eli1000fer Pretty sure the Enlisted grind is nothing compared to the War Thunder grind, you would have some fun with that.

    • @eli1000fer
      @eli1000fer ปีที่แล้ว

      @@3lemmonz89 the war thunder grind is long but theres also wayyyy more content

    • @raging_aura_blaxx
      @raging_aura_blaxx ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eli1000fer I wouldn't use the word complex to define the grind, it's fairly straightforward. Also saying there's more content to defend the grind on War Thunder isn't much of a defense to anyone who has actually played War Thunder

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eli1000fer not really complicated

  • @SexyTimeWithTaylor
    @SexyTimeWithTaylor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    I can't stress to any of you enough how much joy it brings me to think that Badger is in a room somewhere, wearing a mocap suit, and dancing around like an idiot. then walking up to his pc and running the animation back to make sure it captured right, then doing it again because it didn't.
    Edit: the fact he now has TH-cam shorts channel, displaying this very thing has completed my life.

    • @SecondSpade
      @SecondSpade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What channel?

    • @SexyTimeWithTaylor
      @SexyTimeWithTaylor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SecondSpade th-cam.com/users/shortsWvLDlw2fz5k?feature=share

    • @ikewessel5070
      @ikewessel5070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And his wife's just standing in the corner laughing her ass off.

    • @SexyTimeWithTaylor
      @SexyTimeWithTaylor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ikewessel5070 yo is this man married!? Sense fucking when!

  • @Dreager141
    @Dreager141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3993

    Can’t wait for the Vietnam-era sequel to Enlisted, “Drafted”

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      *Fortunate Son playing in the backround*

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Squad spawns drop in the LZ. We go in like Mel Gibson. We came out like Willem Dafoe.

    • @mileskessler2905
      @mileskessler2905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@rcslyman8929 lmao u mean we don't come out??

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@mileskessler2905 You, sir, know your cultural references.

    • @J.Wolf90
      @J.Wolf90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rcslyman8929 😆

  • @Ultrasecond77
    @Ultrasecond77 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i love how excited Geuce gets when he says "IMMA GET BINGO"

  • @that_Dominic_guy
    @that_Dominic_guy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    2:23 I appreciate the attempt at lessening the horror of how mitosis would actually work here. Let me be clear: EACH INDIVIDUAL SOLDIER WOULD DOUBLE EXPONENTIALLY. That thought is terrifying but it’s even more terrifying to not see it happen and wonder

  • @zqsoul4415
    @zqsoul4415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    Chilling in world War two with the boys is the most appropriate title

    • @can-bine1726
      @can-bine1726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm stealing that

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me n the boys on our way to becoming hive minds in WW2

    • @paulsd9255
      @paulsd9255 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guess the algo didn't like WW2 on the title. Werfing Flammen works though.

  • @crackheadbandit9683
    @crackheadbandit9683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    “You Take a sip out of your trusty vault 13 canteen”
    *WHILIST BURNING AN ENTIRE TRENCH WITH A FLAMMENWAFFER*

    • @no_opinion1065
      @no_opinion1065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "Can't let god do all the work"

    • @rickgrimes2756
      @rickgrimes2756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Soon, there will be no more trench

  • @thetruecoollcat9370
    @thetruecoollcat9370 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    singing Kanye West songs when dropping bombs on Omaha hits different now

  • @shibniblin443
    @shibniblin443 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    the story of hitch bot is tragic omg

  • @johnathanfelder5800
    @johnathanfelder5800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    As a Philadelphian myself, I can confirm it is the battlefield 1 intro scene 24/7 all day all nite

    • @gabriellackman1183
      @gabriellackman1183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      As a fellow Philadelphian, I can confirm this statement...

    • @dominusmaharg
      @dominusmaharg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As a son of a Philadelphian, but still a Philadelphian at heart, agreed.

    • @godfatherjames
      @godfatherjames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      As a Philadelphian currently asking myself if those are gunshots or fireworks that I hear, I can fourth this statement.

    • @dominusmaharg
      @dominusmaharg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@godfatherjames I hear them too and I aint in Philly currently

    • @TotesNotAPerson
      @TotesNotAPerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *7 nation army glitch mob remix intensifies *

  • @americanhat3766
    @americanhat3766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    Anyone else want to see him have a behind the scenes of him flailing his arms about while mumbling to himself?

  • @oilybat3269
    @oilybat3269 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    17:33
    That one guy in WW3 that graduated from the Air Force academy online

  • @Spedatr0n
    @Spedatr0n ปีที่แล้ว +8

    16:30 NEVER HAVE I HEARD A MORE TRUE STATEMENT.

  • @AnthonyGarcia-pl8kc
    @AnthonyGarcia-pl8kc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Imperial Guardsman: “I don’t want to go out there anymore!”
    Commissar Skullker: “Changing your mind… young man?”

    • @jhopkins1515
      @jhopkins1515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Death world boys: already out there having the time of their very short lives.

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kriegsmen:bruh

    • @Zivon96
      @Zivon96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ciaphas Cain: "I don't wanna go out there anymore..."
      Also Ciaphas Cain: "Had I known then what I know now... I would have been out there."

    • @generaljedi8691
      @generaljedi8691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      98K is like a 40K lazgun.
      Because those who make fun of how pitiful the lazgun is have never stood in a field of a thousand of them

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FLAMERWURFER: PURGE THE HERETIC AND THE TRAITOR!!!!

  • @MadamInsanity88
    @MadamInsanity88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "What caliber does a bar shoot?"
    "30.06"
    "WHAT?!"
    Bro that fucking killed me.

    • @d4m4ge55
      @d4m4ge55 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol same

    • @jhopkins1515
      @jhopkins1515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was a very genuine "WHAT" and I loved it.

    • @brandonstowe5849
      @brandonstowe5849 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big fucking Round

    • @duckilyy_
      @duckilyy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he replied so quickly, like not even a second later "30.06"

    • @Texan.Insomniac
      @Texan.Insomniac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      14:25

  • @user-ts7wi3iz6d
    @user-ts7wi3iz6d ปีที่แล้ว +6

    They caught me off guard with the bingo joke
    Love the vids
    Hope you have a good day

  • @DMS_Yeet
    @DMS_Yeet 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love the way bager said "good morning" and the other replied "oooooooooooooooooo" hilarious 😂

  • @Clutchnatiin98
    @Clutchnatiin98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    I can never be disappointed when badger and the boys play a period game. Especially when the germans are involved. Everyone knows the germans are known for they're sense of humor

    • @SWTobito0702
      @SWTobito0702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh we sure are😁

    • @Codex_0613
      @Codex_0613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      their*

    • @chillerhasen3689
      @chillerhasen3689 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👌🏻

    • @KaempferleonTTV
      @KaempferleonTTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      guten tag i hear german what you need. can it a little bit of GAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS or something else

    • @Stale_Mahoney
      @Stale_Mahoney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this is german humor, it is no laughing matter...

  • @ShadowXaenen
    @ShadowXaenen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    Badger: plays literally any war game.
    Heavy machine guns: *you rang?*

    • @goomy9966
      @goomy9966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You may be able to beat me, but can you beat my MG42?

    • @Vault_tec10
      @Vault_tec10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      All you finna hear is a brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

    • @charcoal4742
      @charcoal4742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      People: the machine gun isn't really that good
      Badger: mg42 go brrr

    • @gavinbillings6535
      @gavinbillings6535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@goomy9966 "some people think they can out smart me maybe .....maybe. i have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet" - the Heavy

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *GPMGs

  • @idkwhatimdoingforsomereason
    @idkwhatimdoingforsomereason ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It isn’t a Russian badger video without VIOLENCE

  • @stevencolor3389
    @stevencolor3389 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have been playing for awhile and I can add somethings:
    The radio operator is fantastic as an attachment to the squad, spawn it, lay low for 30 seconds so he doesn't get dropped early, call in artillery where the enemy such as on the objective then keep moving, results will vary as the starting of D-Day is nearly impossible to do any real damage to the german bunkers.
    The best grenade imo is the explosive bundle as it can kill or damage tanks and can be cooked before throwing, letting every man become an ambush anti-tank soldier/sucide bomber.
    Having all the ai squad members means it is likely critical members of the squad will get dropped crossing areas that you made it through.

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This comment needs more views.

  • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodc8475
    @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodc8475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    I am 100% sure that if Badger ever became a teacher he would always have a 1911 on him to shoot whatever he wants the students to see instead of a laser pointer

    • @YanagiKOWareta
      @YanagiKOWareta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nah man he would take out the people who skip class and call them deserters

    • @explodedpoet6400
      @explodedpoet6400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@YanagiKOWareta *slow clap* awesome~

    • @nastalgiahood
      @nastalgiahood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hed probably make it like his warzone one with all the attachments and he'd definitly be a history teacher since hed have more chances to use it, and then he can listen to sabaton for CONTENT

    • @jamesfinch6139
      @jamesfinch6139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He needs to get the .45 long slide with laser sightings

    • @jackjedi811
      @jackjedi811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Patriotism intensifies

  • @DarthOmix
    @DarthOmix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    As a resident of Pennsylvania, I can attest that "Yep, that's Philly" is a state-wide sentiment.

    • @dre5586
      @dre5586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Countrywide

    • @imretro2182
      @imretro2182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Continent-wide

    • @IGameShit
      @IGameShit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@imretro2182 worldwide

    • @imretro2182
      @imretro2182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@IGameShit planet-wide

    • @rockclanhawkstar1454
      @rockclanhawkstar1454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      As a person who visited Pennsylvania every year growing up to visit my mom's family, I agree.

  • @dextersauve5491
    @dextersauve5491 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    2:41 i love the detail of the shot hitting grouse's helmet

  • @bucherwurm5344
    @bucherwurm5344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    "Das macht viel spaß", which in german means "that´s a lot of fun!"
    "That shit bangs" is more like "Der Scheiß ballert"

  • @corvanj8766
    @corvanj8766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    *_"one shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask... what dreams of chronic and cruelty?"_*
    The dude:

    • @reaperhunter7297
      @reaperhunter7297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pyro in a nutshell

    • @b_boy0077
      @b_boy0077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nice among us reference

    • @totallynotasquid2906
      @totallynotasquid2906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what’s behind the mask: some brain dead youtuber who doesn’t care for any norms

    • @TotesNotAPerson
      @TotesNotAPerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boko no pico op starts playing in the background

    • @parkourcracker3984
      @parkourcracker3984 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@b_boy0077 w H a t

  • @dragonoverlord2010
    @dragonoverlord2010 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that bit about the mandalorians. "Oh you can reflect individual lasers? Ever heard what happens to lead buckshot when you introduce it to plasma at the speed of sound? And the guy in front of it?" Sometimes the caveman brain is just so...right.

  • @maverick1841
    @maverick1841 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:52 THATS THE WAY SOLDIER FÜR DAS DEUTSCHE REICH that was the motivation i was looking for

  • @genghisjon7288
    @genghisjon7288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I love how Philadelphia literally translates to "brotherly love". Hitchbot got murdered in the city of brotherly love. Man, Philly's a special place

    • @moshpitfuneral
      @moshpitfuneral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's Philly

    • @BlackWolf18C
      @BlackWolf18C 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@moshpitfuneral Yup

    • @alphaandomega4422
      @alphaandomega4422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      special like a short bus

    • @EvilAwoken
      @EvilAwoken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s Philly

    • @squid2463
      @squid2463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      as a philly resident I can confirm

  • @Glitch_SYS
    @Glitch_SYS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    Geuce: What caliber does a BAR shoot?
    Grouse: 30-06
    Geuce: WHAT?!

    • @souldemon70
      @souldemon70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *heavenly
      (Edit) don't listen to my dumbass, I thought it was pink but it was not

    • @vladgabrielmatei9128
      @vladgabrielmatei9128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@souldemon70 ah dont worry about it

    • @souldemon70
      @souldemon70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vladgabrielmatei9128 thank you good sir for being so understanding

    • @vladgabrielmatei9128
      @vladgabrielmatei9128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@souldemon70 the world's a shit place
      doesnt mean we cant be better to compensate

    • @ricerice8940
      @ricerice8940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Geuce's *WHAT?!* fucking killed me way deader than I thought it would

  • @BudgieBall743
    @BudgieBall743 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Playing as the Axis in the Invasion of Normandy is just pure pain for me in public matches... 💀

  • @kayladraws83
    @kayladraws83 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    10:10 I must time stamp this, it’s both sad yet funny!

  • @khiemtrinh8330
    @khiemtrinh8330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    “Am I right, Dallas?”
    “AUGH, I’M DYING”

    • @chaosmiles07
      @chaosmiles07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      BAAAIIINNN

    • @Mangos1021
      @Mangos1021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I NEED A MEDIC BAG
      I laughed so much at this part for some reason.

  • @thor8606
    @thor8606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    I love how you guys can always be such patriots for whatever country you're currently committing war crimes in the name of

    • @TheCreepyLantern
      @TheCreepyLantern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "dude they let us do war crimes, 'cause we're loyal"

  • @twistedwolf2870
    @twistedwolf2870 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i do like how he makes subtle yet funny payday 2 references but i think he should make more payday 2 videos because they are hilarious

  • @AlexM-fv8lp
    @AlexM-fv8lp ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As I biology major, I fully endorse bajur's use of mitosis in this video! Even geuce's mitochondria at C is allowed!

  • @mnmtortise3341
    @mnmtortise3341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    You have no idea how much I love seeing tf2 engineer in the trenches

    • @terrilackend2422
      @terrilackend2422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @drewbutler1326
      @drewbutler1326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Makin bacon.

    • @Winslow19
      @Winslow19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fitting

    • @centric3125
      @centric3125 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yyaaaaaalllll 'bout to have a *real bad DAYY!* (Shotgun pumps.)

  • @unwantedtryharding5394
    @unwantedtryharding5394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    I won’t lie, the Engineer building a new spawn, using the character Spawn, was lowkey genius.

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Building a spawn point *begins smacking with hammer*

    • @kburton7530
      @kburton7530 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Say guess what... I’ve got an Shotgun!

    • @shadowgsokami9932
      @shadowgsokami9932 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Spawn in and all you hear is "Do you even know the definition of immortality?"

    • @junloyola1375
      @junloyola1375 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kburton7530bro there's no shotgun in enlisted 💀💀

    • @aidennatteravent4519
      @aidennatteravent4519 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@junloyola1375 bro there's no brain in your skull 💀💀💀💀

  • @kingakimoto69
    @kingakimoto69 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Badger, your videos with the crew helped me have brighter days when I feel depressed. I always get a great laugh and my day becomes better! Thank you and your crew for being awesome and amazing!!

  • @thepiguito
    @thepiguito ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fell in love with this channel in one day. Perfect.

  • @silverhawk8699
    @silverhawk8699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Gotta say, this 'low-fi to storm Normandy to' playlist is indeed
    *a certified Allied classic*

    • @TotesNotAPerson
      @TotesNotAPerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And let me guess mick Gordon for the nazi which in all actuality is technically the national Socialist of Germany Nazi is actually a Bulgarian term for simple minded but oh well pop-culture will be pop-culture

  • @kapnerad
    @kapnerad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    "What caliber does a BAR shoot?"
    "30.06."
    "WHAT??!!"
    "Yep, BAR go BRRRT."

    • @navypilot47
      @navypilot47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nah, BAR go DAKKA

    • @TheBuddel
      @TheBuddel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sadly just twenty rounds

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@TheBuddel If 20 rounds of 30-06 can't solve your problems you're already dead.

    • @TheBuddel
      @TheBuddel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@clothar23 well yes, but actually yes

  • @itisyebadger
    @itisyebadger ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The most satisfying thing is getting loads of kills with the flammenwerfer in Enlisted

  • @user-jh4xc4ei1p
    @user-jh4xc4ei1p 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Badger your videos are really fun to watch, and they make me cry of laughter

  • @schonnj
    @schonnj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    "Jedis can block lasers? Okay, have fun with this buckshot" is a motto to be respected.

    • @jesserenfro9180
      @jesserenfro9180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It wasn't buckshot it was slugs that would go through the saber and melt into their faces.....
      "Oh you use those things to block projectiles? BE A SHAME IF I WEAPONIZED THAT"

    • @crustaceanking3293
      @crustaceanking3293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@jesserenfro9180 thats canonically how the Mandalorians fought the Jedi

    • @kratosgamerization4907
      @kratosgamerization4907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      when I heard that I litterally went *HOLY SHIT*

    • @AceBallon3721
      @AceBallon3721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crustaceanking3293 yup

    • @ricecooker7037
      @ricecooker7037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Parry this elite preferred species

  • @MineCraft-wt7iz
    @MineCraft-wt7iz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "Jedi's can block lasers? Ok..have fun with this BUCKSHOT" my favorite line here

    • @MineCraft-wt7iz
      @MineCraft-wt7iz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @SharkTank Excuseme whaaaaaat

    • @pineappleboi27
      @pineappleboi27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @SharkTank 🧂🧂🧂

    • @ChimeraMK
      @ChimeraMK 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @SharkTank You ok dude? Got something you wanna get off your chest?

  • @retardedvince173
    @retardedvince173 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun fact, the flamethrower has a hell of recoil lol 7:06

  • @dakimbler4971
    @dakimbler4971 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this game so much. My first match, Germans at Normandy. I dinged so many dudes I ran out of ammo 5 times in one life (most of the shots were headshots). Most fun I have EVER had.

  • @mjwastak3n_55
    @mjwastak3n_55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    "We burned them with flametrowers, it was neat" - Little Pete

  • @jacoblansman8147
    @jacoblansman8147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Why am I learning that the BAR is a full-auto Garand with triple-sized mag in a Badger video? This seems like the sort of shit I'd learn over on Brandon Herrera's channel

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "There a mutherfunkin full-auto Garand!!?"
      how have i never heard of this?

    • @StarkRaven59
      @StarkRaven59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      M1919: Am I a joke to you?

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It wasn't meme'd yet so Herrera probably isn't even aware.

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@asdrubaelvect8038 ....Herrera owns a goddamn gun building company
      He prolly knows more about firearms than any of us

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lukelblitz3627 Jesus Dude, it was a joke. Have you not seen gun meme review?
      What is he your Dad or something?

  • @JDubs-wf6gj
    @JDubs-wf6gj 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The "DoNt MiNd if I dO" part had me dying ong 💀💀💀 if you want to see the part its at 2:52

  • @thatoneguy-qw6jj
    @thatoneguy-qw6jj 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    They have done a pretty large upgrade recently, and I'd love to see another video on it plz😁

  • @carstenhoppert3749
    @carstenhoppert3749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    i (as a german)
    love how every time bageer plays as a german in ANY game he mixes german and english together i like that

    • @kacperszatko8192
      @kacperszatko8192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shouldn't he say Werstehst du mich instead of wersteht er mich?
      I ain't no native speaker but see a difference between persons.

    • @boxovitch5218
      @boxovitch5218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m learning German in duolingo and it’s always fun seeing you tubers I watch speak German

    • @sems5247
      @sems5247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kacperszatko8192 i mean im pretty Sure he said Versteht ihr mich? And he probaly meant us the viewer so more then one Person so he said it right

    • @Cheesieweesie
      @Cheesieweesie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello neighbor

    • @Sorta8
      @Sorta8 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welp ,I'll say
      *where's the difference?*
      .

  • @littlefunk4194
    @littlefunk4194 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Fun fact that part at 3:15 where the dude explodes via his own grenade, Badger actually SHOT the grenade IN HIS HAND which caused it to explode. Otherwise, he would have thrown it automatically.

    • @aidennatteravent4519
      @aidennatteravent4519 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Holy shit

    • @empereurnico6048
      @empereurnico6048 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      damn

    • @stormtendo
      @stormtendo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Holy F-king shit

    • @yancamb2202
      @yancamb2202 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Dang, that's impressive.

    • @fayecorbett7890
      @fayecorbett7890 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Damn, and badger didn’t even realize.

  • @athenajayvieljerios8343
    @athenajayvieljerios8343 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Picks up flame thrower"
    *Meet the pyro*

  • @jordenguevara-foss9502
    @jordenguevara-foss9502 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    radoe operators are actly really good at clearing out groups of enemy's.

  • @aidanhartline3411
    @aidanhartline3411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    “What Caliber is a Bar in?”
    “30-06”
    “What?!”
    Can confirm, 30-06 hit different when you only get 1 shot at a time.

    • @sigilumsanctum2105
      @sigilumsanctum2105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I feel like he had an awakening when he heard that

    • @aidanhartline3411
      @aidanhartline3411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sigilumsanctum2105 bruh quite frankly I didn’t know that until he said it either but I mean I wasn’t that surprised cause Murcia

    • @MachineMan-mj4gj
      @MachineMan-mj4gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@aidanhartline3411 And the best part is, the BAR was so heavy that the recoil was actually pretty light.

  • @FishInDaToilet
    @FishInDaToilet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    The most tragic war story: Hitchbot's tour in America

    • @nurvis3489
      @nurvis3489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Saving Private Hitchbot

    • @rickgrimes2756
      @rickgrimes2756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      More like repairing private Hitchbot

    • @comicdonutman6790
      @comicdonutman6790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @darschpugs4690
      @darschpugs4690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i would have taken hitchbot home...and kept him for awhile..and like took him everywhere with me lol.

    • @Silver19897
      @Silver19897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Can we talk about how he got absolutely slaughtered in the city of brotherly love

  • @walkingvirus
    @walkingvirus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was absolutely hilarious and I'm convinced on the game. I must try it out

  • @dimensionlord1770
    @dimensionlord1770 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this video for many reasons, It's amazing, the memes, The fact it's made by badger, it's a shooter, But the MAIN reason is because I love the sound the bombs make when they are ALL expelled from the plane in this game

  • @thefrog101
    @thefrog101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "lofi beats to storm Normandy to" I think i nearly burst a lung from this line

    • @Paludion
      @Paludion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There are videos on youtube called "WW2 noises to relax and study", because what's more calming than the sound of violence and death of others. ^^

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *America 100*

  • @adastra3280
    @adastra3280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    "Hans did you get the panzerfaust?"
    "nein, I brought the entire American army"

    • @ninja6245-real
      @ninja6245-real 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “Ja hanz. But ze entire American army!”

    • @BarneyFromBlackMesa
      @BarneyFromBlackMesa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EvErYbOdY gAnStA tIlL bAdGeR pUlLs OuT tHe PMM

  • @batesbox2604
    @batesbox2604 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Heavenly: DEATH BY FIRE
    Also Heavenly: I needed a tan its aight

  • @cosmo8218
    @cosmo8218 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I Imagine a chuckle in Flammenwerfer sound like: AAAAH AHAAAH FUCK IN ON FIRE AAAAAH GOOD AAHSHAHS

  • @jjojo6520
    @jjojo6520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    The Russian badger is the only guy who can make me watch a 20 minute ad

  • @Ahmopsk
    @Ahmopsk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    this is so polished, since most of badger's uncut twitch content was just him setting himself on fire by accident, him kamikazing into people and sniping with the anti-tank rifle.

    • @Safetyswitch
      @Safetyswitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      did you just say *POLISH* ???

    • @blackjesus723
      @blackjesus723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I honestly was excited to see he uploaded. Theres no tellin how much of a shit post this video is with that mo cap suit he bought

  • @user-vx2vl9cr5m
    @user-vx2vl9cr5m 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Finally got the game, and, a little tip for anyone else planning on getting it, you start out with very high sens. At least on ps4. And it takes forever to update. I’m still waiting, 77%, and watched like, 5 25 min videos. Also, scoped rifles, the best. That is where most of my kills come from.

  • @Shadowangel615
    @Shadowangel615 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I tried this game out today, last game I played I was in a tank and managed to take out the entire crew of another Tank in one shot, while I may never feel this feeling again I will forever treasure it

  • @-anactualdoggo-
    @-anactualdoggo- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Can we all just appreciate the level of editing before the 3rd minute mark.
    It's insane.

    • @accidxntal1786
      @accidxntal1786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he uses a $20,000 mocap suit

    • @mirage4023
      @mirage4023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@accidxntal1786 and I’d say it’s the best damn purchase he’s ever fucking made

    • @-anactualdoggo-
      @-anactualdoggo- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@accidxntal1786 I know

    • @accidxntal1786
      @accidxntal1786 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mirage4023 easily lmao

  • @kingkroolmain8532
    @kingkroolmain8532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1977

    Badger: “don’t die before they detonate or they won’t count”
    Next scene: *the kills count after you die*

    • @ethandonnelly1973
      @ethandonnelly1973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      No no, they don't count as YOUR kills, they count as deaths, but don't credit anyone.

    • @phetvenly
      @phetvenly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Smaze No.

    • @AustinJeffSchafer5801
      @AustinJeffSchafer5801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You dont get the points for the kills

    • @Emperor_Of_Mankind
      @Emperor_Of_Mankind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AustinJeffSchafer5801 still ded tho

    • @Litterbugtaylor
      @Litterbugtaylor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It also allows the bombs to kill teammates so just don't

  • @gunnut4383
    @gunnut4383 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You make me wanna play games I thought were bad, keep it up 👍

  • @Grimmmm-mb4dk
    @Grimmmm-mb4dk 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I kinda wish badger would do another enlisted video. There’s been so many updates and changes it’s almost like an entire different game.