Thank you so much for the SuperThanks! JP3 is a lot of fun, so even though I have my criticisms I'd watch it a thousand time over Dominion. Take a pinned comment for a while as my thanks to you 💚
@@Howesenberg Dominion is garbage. I actually watched that on a flight back and was just upset the entire time. Halfway through, I was done with that movie.
My mother and brother saw the movie in theaters when it first came out. She said the showing rooms on either side of them were closed down since it was so loud and they had speakers on the floor so you could feel the sounds. It made me so jealous!
Idc what anyone says. Howsenberg might think it's goofy but to this day I still get chills seeing the Spinosaurus standing behind grant and the kid while the cell phone rings.
After my son saw the 1st one, he would drag my ex/his dad to search for those cans and test them out looking bc there has to be one. Mainly bc i refused to allow him to buy the entire stock. So he begged his dad and grandpa to help him test out the bottles bottoms there in the store. He became hopeful and stubborn and swore when he found ones that were encased in entire protective plastic, those just had to be the special ones. He's 16 now. He still holds out hope occasionally. Hmm...maybe ill see if i can find one for his birthday.
when as a kid i first saw the second movie Lost world. The scene where the girl falls on top of the glass in that Truck/bus i imagined what would have happend if Dennis Nedry would fall on to it😂 Kid‘s brains are weird
Fun fact: During the scene in jp1 when the t.rex attacks lex and tim for the first time time, those screams were actually genuine to some degree as the animatronic came a bit too close to them for comfort.
You know what makes Howesenbergs videos great? The fact that i've been watching this for 2 and a half hours and just now, by looking at the clock, realised that i've been watching this for 2 and a half hours. I was so entertained throughout, that i didnt even notice me spending half the afternoon just sitting around watching this.
Muldoon: "So here were my options. Option A. Quickly turn the shotgun with as little body movement as possible and blast a few at the raptor. Option B: Compliment the raptor, take the claw to the face and die." *Raptor roars and jumps. *Screen pause. Muldoon "Shoulda gone with option a."
Possibly one of, if not THE, worst films ever made. The setting they had "Dinosaurs loose in the world" could have been insane if they actually used it. Terrible film
@kroshaq64 exactly, never thought I'd say that about a dinosaur film. Honestly, the amount of ideas they could have used is crazy, loads of scenarios and they chose that!?!?
@@thatenglishgentleman yeah it would have been better if the giant herbivores were decorating the planet and changing the ecosystem but nope giant bugs that only eat crops not made by there company I wonder who released the bugs
I like how you mentioned Zara’s death as it was so absurd how it got backlash due to the violence and claims it was “undeserved” yet this franchise has had plenty of characters die undeservedly.
The movie was quite pg up until that point, most deaths weren't shown outright or had a very quick cutaway but Zara's death was extremely long and brutal which is why it stands out. I personally quite liked it but it doesn't seem to fit the memo otherwise when most other deaths didn't even include blood.
You cannot imagine how much you doing this recap means to me. Your channel has gotten me through the worst days imaginable on the line at work or laying in bed sick as hell. Thank endlessly for taking what I'm sire was upwards of 60 hours to put this together.
I'm really pleased to hear this kind of feedback and it's come at a good time when my feeling of inspiration is kinda low the last few days. I'm glad my work is doing well for your tough work days 💪🏻
60 hours to put this together ? Lmfao . Where’d you pull that number from ? Your ass ?? It’s a fucking TH-cam video . He’s not an engineer going to work everyday designing complicated structures
This movie, along with the series & multibillion $ franchise it spawned can be perfectly summed up by Goldbloom's Ian Malcolm: "Your [guys] were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”, which is the highest form of foreshadowing I have ever heard! 😂🦕🦖
@@randallbesch24241 book....MC was forced to write the 2nd and they made themselves super rich and u still spent money on it, u think they give a fuck if its good
I'm 40 years old, watched Jurassic Park when I was 9 years old...I STILL get goosebumps at the scenes played in this video. 31 years and it still gets this reaction from me.
Jurassic Park 3 is underrated and should be appreciated more. It brought back the suspension, horror, survival, dark aspects of Jurassic Park again. Had the best CGI and anamatronic usage too.
I've been binge watching your content these past few days (beginning with the walking dead) and I'm addicted! Love your work and humour. Jurassic Park 1 will always be my favorite. I remember watching it every Christmas with my family and never getting bored of it
It's so funny seeing the same actor in different roles. Like the mechanic who couldn't hear the pilots at the beginning of Fallen Kingdom is the same guy with a super serious role in Andor
In JP3, Allen asks Ellie’s husband what he does for a living. He replies that he works for the State Department-this is how Ellie is able to send the Navy and the Marines to save Allen and co; she called her husband and he was able to use his connections.
Having the connections doesn't mean he would automatically get the sign off. Surely that much of a cost to save a couple of lives would have to go through a ton of people for approval still...I would have thought anyway
I would rather believe that it is Sadler who would have the connections since jurassic park was a cover up till the end of the lost world. She probably has a number that she can call and say "it's Sadler, we have a Hammond situation on site b"
@@Howesenbergit’s not SUPER out there. The Navy does have a presence everywhere, and especially when American lives are in danger, they most likely will go and get them out. Edit: granted they will do it if they get permission from the Puerto Rican government
Same lol and the references and jokes he makes are about stuff I like too. Howsenburg if you’re ever in Orlando Fl and wanna grab a beer drop me a line 🤣
You would think any actor in Jurassic park would be set for life, given how popular and famous the film is. The actor playing Tim being like “oh it paid my college tuition” makes me think they didn’t give those kids a good contract in the first film lol
@@JoaoVictor-rg5ix Dallas, Rick & Morty, Star Trek, if anything this has told me that endings are necessary, this is why I'm glad Gravity Falls only had 2 seasons.
Anyone else think The Lost World is underrated? I think it adds to what we now know about the Dinosaurs and how dangerous Velociraptors can be, also the scene in the Tall Grass will never not be awesome
The Lost World doesn't get anywhere near enough credit as it deserves. Sure, there's some plot holes and Jeff Goldblum doesn't have anywhere near as much charm as he did on the first one, but The Lost World hits the mark in a ton of other aspects and is the next best movie of the franchise
I saw Jurassic park in cinema a couple of months ago for the 30th anniversary when I left I turned to my brother and said I’ve just had a realisation that Hammond saved his grandkids life by eating the ice because the power went out it was gonna melt so he ate it but by doing that he left the freezer door open allowing Tim to lock the raptor inside
This doesn't make sense. I mean, why would they lock the freezer door? While some commercial freezers can be locked, there's absolutely nothing in the film that implies that Tim was saved because Hammond wanted ice cream. This is the kind of logic you'd expect from one of Heavy Spoilers' jokey 'theory time' bits.
@@iwasyou66During the kitchen scene, Tim runs toward the freezer to get away from the raptor, noticing the door is cracked open. Who would've left the doors open except for Hammond after getting the frozen goods out?
Jurassic Park is such a perfect, tightly written movie that nails the themes and characters in a neatly wrapped plot. Jurassic World Dominion couldn't be further from that, and it makes me sad considering I really liked Jurassic World.
Jurassic Park is the best movie in all the franchise but it's definitely not perfect there is no such thing as a perfect movie. As for Dominion it has some issues but it's definitely not the worst either I have a feeling that kids are going to enjoy more than some of the fans
Heard that the fight scene with the Rex and Spino...... the spino animatronic ripped the head off the trex one which is why the fight was short and mostly cgi.
@ yeah the raptors had some feathers and a round pupil which is accurate, for the time the spino was really accurate just a great design, and the pteranodons not only have picnofibers but an actually right design with teeth clearly similar to those for piscivores, arguably the best design in the franchise. IMO it’s better due to those facts and makes fallen kingdom become the worst in the franchise
@@travisohaver42090 actually the neck of the spino was just really weak and it moved wrong from reality. And at the end of the fight when it cuts from the roaring spino to grant punching Kirby it made people think the smack of the punch was the spinos neck snapping. Also the way the Rex bit the spinos neck it would have surely snapped so people thought the Rex snapped it
The giant locusts make me want a jurassic park film about all the insects at the time, giant dragonflies, snakes, millipedes and spiders. Howsenburg, ever watch Prehistoric Park as a kid?
you are just so underrated, i love all your recaps from BB, BCS, TWD and now this? like it's all just so fun to watch and when i see your videos im like "yep, this is my day sorted"
@@Howesenberg i dont do this much but when you said to turn on ads i did exactly that, the amount of effort you put into these videos is well deserving of everything you get
Yes first movie was really captivating. I remember I was 10years old and got VHS from my teacher and watched it whole weekend on repeat only didnt watch it when i slept. I saw it like 20 times that weekend. Its indeed privilage to live at the same time as this movie same as your channel and your reviews, man. Thanks for laughs.
Thanks for the response! As someone whos watched nearly all of Your Videos i want ti Tell You that You are a great TH-camr nad have helped me thoughts some rough Times. Maybe U could do StarWars some time soon. Id Love to See You shit on the Last few movies
This video was great. Your commentary is hilarious. Jurassic Park III was the first movie I saw in theaters. It was so fun and one of my favorite memories with my grandparents. They raised me, and encouraged my fixations which at the time was dinosaurs. They both died when I was 18 and 21. But despite it not being the best movie ever - JP3 holds a special place in my heart along with the rest of the OG JP trilogy. ❤
There was about 3 cut scenes while filming. Two alternate endings where a swarm of Raptors kill the Spinosaurus and a Pterosaur and Spinosaurus attack on the military compound. Udesky fighting off the Raptors etc.
It's hard to put into words how I feel about the new movies. It's sanitized, so focus grouped. It's just so terrible. I'll rant on to the end of time about the name change. Why change it? I bet I know the answer. It's probably something stupid, like focus groups found that 8.242% more people responded positively to Jurassic world. When common sense would tell you it's a BAD idea. Jurassic Park is a better name, plus it had the legacy; why throw it away.
Most people hate Jurassic Park 3 because the T-rex was killed by the Spinosaurus. 😄And it's the only Jurassic movie that come with an unique Spinosaurus logo. I love the uniqueness all the time and it's a great movie tbh. The first trilogy of jurassic park movies are the best in my opinion.🙂
the last film was beyond dumb! you're so right, how could the entire globe be effected by the release of the those dinos spreading across continents and how could they have bred that fast. All the dinos that escaped were taken from the Island, yet on that island, there was no issue of the dinos overpopulating that land so why suddenly do they start overbreeding when in America XD
Dinosaurs are reptiles. Reptiles tend to breed quickly and numerously. Being on a small island means fewer resources. Being on a continent means more resources, including space and food. I fucking despise Dominion, but the logic for dinosaurs spread across the globe is sound
I'd scream and run like every other human being in this movie. What he did was overly theatrical, it's akin to a toddler screaming and crying because a butterfly landed on their head.
I feel like you missed multiple points that you brought up as criticisms. Firstly, Zach has multiple scenes where he begins to show love for Gray, talking about how he'll always protect him, and chatting about old memories of theirs. Secondly, you brought up how the mission back to Isla Nublar wasn't actually a lie, even though it was. Claire was told that the dinosaurs that were evacuated would be taken to another island, where they would be left alone. However, the dinosaurs were taken back to the U.S, where they were auctioned off.
What I will never understand is that in jp3, how can Alan dream about the type of raptors that appear in the movie when he's never even seen those yet, just the original JP ones, even as a kid that stood out to me, but low-key i still enjoy that movie, maybe cuz of nostalgia but yes.
Love your content Mr Howesenberg. Started 2023 with Better Call Saul, then The Walking Dead with The Last of Us, and now Jurassic Park! Merry Christmas to you and your family!
@@Howesenberg this is one of my personal favs along with Malcom in the middle. I grew up watching the first JP at least once a week. I thought it was the greatest thing of all time
Just wanna say that, while the sequels are kinda shite, this franchise does have potential if directed in a less generic way, anyway I’m hype af for this colab of peak and peak
@@Howesenberg great work on this video man, keep it up. Also if you have any interest in custom music / compositions let me know. I do production and composing (not this channel) and would happily contribute to a channel I like
Do you have me on Discord? Or on Twitter? You can ping me a link to your stuff I'd be glad to take a look. I've collabed with a musician / fan before and happy to look into doing it again
Words cannot articulate how special Jurassic park (1993) is to me. I’m 38 years old now and during the 30th anniv last fall i saw it 6 times in cinemas (and watch every year at home, prob more!!) and I truly believe with all my heart it is the greatest movie ever made. No notes it’s fucking perfect
nitpick for lost world: after the trailer gets pushed over the cliff they presumably climb the rote right away and not hang there for a long time right? so when they get up after what has probably been like a minute or two the entire poacher team is there AND the rex family is far enough away for them to no longer posy any threat like did they perform mitosis on eddie and then immediately ran away was fast as they could while a horde of people was approaching into their territory?
I agree with you about guns doing shit in movies. I mean worse case scenario irl, that bullet is now a really bad splinter in the animal. Not to mention the shrapnel from that rocket.
The fan wiki about the indominus rex is fairly correct but there are a bunch of other dinosaurs and other genes that were used in its creation that are still unknown in the lore
@@Howesenberg pretty much the genome of the indominus is actually fairly unknown apart from the obvious stuff like cuttlefish t rex and Velociraptors not exactly sure where the fan wiki got the other stuff apart from speculation and visual clues
43:42 there is an in-universe explanation for the worker village being in the centre of the island, which is that it was intended to be powered by the geothermal activity there to stay self-sufficient. That said, being in raptor territory is a movie addition and replaces a way creepier sequence from the book where it’s inhabited by carnotaurus that can camouflage themselves. In fact, they’re meant to be so threatening that all the other carnivores refuse to go near it, even T-Rex. A bunch of these ideas were recycled (sort of) for Jurassic World, but was nowhere near as effective.
What do you think about Jurassic franchise being augmented into Monarch universe somehow? We can choose to include only the first two movies as canon and go from there...
Yh they decided to do dilophosaurus like that so it would vary to the velociraptor, also the velociraptor isn’t actually that size it’s closer to a turkey, but they liked the name so they used that then used deinonychus as the actual dinosaur it’s self
A real Dilophosaurus was way bigger than the movie’s raptors so there wouldn’t have been any confusion though I can respect the addition of the neck frill. I believe that part of the reason for them shrinking it wasn’t just due to the raptors needing their chance to shine but also so that the scene could have the stick fetching skit with Wayne Knight. He couldn’t have done that with a bigger Dilophosaur and the scene itself would have likely been way more serious in tone as evident with how the Crichton novel presents it which didn’t sit well with Spielberg who wanted the “Velociraptors” to keep their thunder.
If you think about how Claire is running away from Rexxie, you gotta think about this is the same T-Rex from the first film old girl, just started to pick up the pace just as they got there so of course she’s not as quick as she used to be
Do you think you would watch a new Jurassic park if they went back to the basics or even showed how they created the dinosaurs and the troubles they had?
I think something involving genuinely realistic dinosaurs with realistic behaviour and anatomy would be worth watching… Probably wouldn’t fit well into the Jurassic Park franchise, but it would still be enjoyable
When I saw the first movie as a kid in like 99 I was terrified and couldn’t go to sleep at night thinking the dinosaurs where going to open my door and kill me
fastest and more accurate recap of every sequel after first movie "they didn't learn after the first time so they opened another place with real dinosaurs and everything went to hell again"
Fun fact! when the T-Rex breaks through the top of the jeep, that wasnt intended at all. The animatronic was glitching due to the water on-set, and the screams of ellie and tim are infact real
1:27:18 A South Park reference and a Sunny reference all at once?? You may have just earned yourself a subscriber :) LOL “it sounds wrong but I don’t know enough about stars to dispute it”
Whenever someone asks me what a retcon is, I give the example of Charlotte Lockwood being the mastermind behind bringing the dinosaurs back, not Henry Wu as we saw in 1993. They retconned 1993’s JP story to make 2022’s Dominion story make sense.
Yeah they really crapped on Dr Wu's character with that one and I probably should have talked about it, I was just dead inside from my other complaints
@@Howesenberg You could’ve spent a whole hour ripping apart Dominion itself: - The mystery about who’s behind the locusts is revealed within the same scene they’re introduced. - Why would the smuggler have a tracker on the ejector seat when she normally works/travels alone. Why would she need a tracker to track…herself? - The Atrociraptors are right on Owen’s heels when he’s on a motorbike, but struggle to keep up with Claire when she’s running across rooftops. - Why didn’t the world’s police & military forces instantly hunt down the dinosaurs? We see two Pterosaurs make a nest on the top of Freedom Tower, slap-bang in the middle of New York City. And everyone’s okay with this? - Why didn’t Barry & the CIA team instantly shoot the Atrociraptors when they were released from their crates? They just stood there and let the lady laser them as targets. We saw Blue get into a life-threatening situation from a single handgun bullet back in Fallen Kingdom; there’s no reason the same wouldn’t happen now.
JP3 still has my love at points 😭 but watching you talk through this was amazing (again)!
Thank you so much for the SuperThanks! JP3 is a lot of fun, so even though I have my criticisms I'd watch it a thousand time over Dominion.
Take a pinned comment for a while as my thanks to you 💚
@@Howesenberg nice guy howesenburg
@@Howesenberg Dominion is garbage. I actually watched that on a flight back and was just upset the entire time. Halfway through, I was done with that movie.
I love jp 3. I love all the movies actually.
@kewlaldo10 a dinosaur movie made you upset? Lol
That's wild
Apparently, when my mum watched the first Jurassic Park film every child cheered in the cinema when the lawyer got eaten. Classic
Amaz
Yes! Even in 1993 we hated lawyers! Hell yeah!
My mother and brother saw the movie in theaters when it first came out. She said the showing rooms on either side of them were closed down since it was so loud and they had speakers on the floor so you could feel the sounds. It made me so jealous!
Being a lawyer in a movie during the 90s was like the worst thing you could be
@@alexlycan7568 eh, being a in a Jason Voorhees movie is a good contender
Idc what anyone says. Howsenberg might think it's goofy but to this day I still get chills seeing the Spinosaurus standing behind grant and the kid while the cell phone rings.
In comparison to what the later movies bring, the spino moment was brilliant.
When I was younger it gave me
Nightmares.
It was so good that I decided to put that as my ringtone
@@Sacrengard I actually love that
YES!😂👍👍👍
I can’t describe how disappointed I was when I got my hands on my dads shaving cream to learn that there is no hidden chamber on the bottom
After my son saw the 1st one, he would drag my ex/his dad to search for those cans and test them out looking bc there has to be one. Mainly bc i refused to allow him to buy the entire stock. So he begged his dad and grandpa to help him test out the bottles bottoms there in the store.
He became hopeful and stubborn and swore when he found ones that were encased in entire protective plastic, those just had to be the special ones.
He's 16 now. He still holds out hope occasionally.
Hmm...maybe ill see if i can find one for his birthday.
when as a kid i first saw the second movie Lost world. The scene where the girl falls on top of the glass in that Truck/bus i imagined what would have happend if Dennis Nedry would fall on to it😂 Kid‘s brains are weird
@@xLoVeKiLlS2829xthere are that you can buy
@@xLoVeKiLlS2829xI hope you get him one! People make them and you can buy them online!
@@blackwolf4653😂😂
Fun fact: During the scene in jp1 when the t.rex attacks lex and tim for the first time time, those screams were actually genuine to some degree as the animatronic came a bit too close to them for comfort.
My mother had a friend who was on set for that scene he had to keep himself from laughing at the expense of scared kids
i thought it was caused it crashed through the sunroof?
I also heard that the animatronic was very very heavy and had a lot tech issues due to the rain they were using for its scene
@@FEDEXLuchs That was always meant to break off, the Rex head just wasn't meant to get THAT close too them
@@Takaichi666-exactly. It was too heavy and slammed down further than planned
Dominion was so ridiculous that I genuinely was expecting Blue to start speaking to Owen at the end.
“Owen.”
"Grady"@@BTandthe5LS
@@BTandthe5LS😂👍
Blue tells Owen: Cesar is home
(Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2009)
You know what makes Howesenbergs videos great? The fact that i've been watching this for 2 and a half hours and just now, by looking at the clock, realised that i've been watching this for 2 and a half hours. I was so entertained throughout, that i didnt even notice me spending half the afternoon just sitting around watching this.
Such a nice comment to read, thank you and I'm glad you enjoyed this one!
Muldoon: "So here were my options. Option A. Quickly turn the shotgun with as little body movement as possible and blast a few at the raptor. Option B: Compliment the raptor, take the claw to the face and die."
*Raptor roars and jumps.
*Screen pause.
Muldoon "Shoulda gone with option a."
I was disappointed that Muldoon was killed in the movie not the book.
@@randallbesch2424 same here. I only read it recently though.
Thank you for the movie reference not many people know it thank you master pain I mean Betty
I know this is responding to an 8 month old comment, but there's a popular fan theory that Muldoon didn't die to the raptor attack.
The raptor could have pounced faster than he could have turned
Honestly, your Dominion recap was way more entertaining than the film itself
Possibly one of, if not THE, worst films ever made. The setting they had "Dinosaurs loose in the world" could have been insane if they actually used it. Terrible film
@@thatenglishgentlemanhow do you make dinosaurs boring I ask that every time I see the movie I can barely get through it I’m so bored
@kroshaq64 exactly, never thought I'd say that about a dinosaur film. Honestly, the amount of ideas they could have used is crazy, loads of scenarios and they chose that!?!?
@@thatenglishgentleman yeah it would have been better if the giant herbivores were decorating the planet and changing the ecosystem but nope giant bugs that only eat crops not made by there company I wonder who released the bugs
I like how you mentioned Zara’s death as it was so absurd how it got backlash due to the violence and claims it was “undeserved” yet this franchise has had plenty of characters die undeservedly.
I'll always feel bad for that bald guy in jp3
It was way too violent and undeserved and it's different from other death
I love the part where people explain why it was too violent by repeating the first argument of 'it was too violent'
The movie was quite pg up until that point, most deaths weren't shown outright or had a very quick cutaway but Zara's death was extremely long and brutal which is why it stands out. I personally quite liked it but it doesn't seem to fit the memo otherwise when most other deaths didn't even include blood.
@@greed4511 i remember her actress requestee a brutal death for her character
You cannot imagine how much you doing this recap means to me. Your channel has gotten me through the worst days imaginable on the line at work or laying in bed sick as hell.
Thank endlessly for taking what I'm sire was upwards of 60 hours to put this together.
I'm really pleased to hear this kind of feedback and it's come at a good time when my feeling of inspiration is kinda low the last few days. I'm glad my work is doing well for your tough work days 💪🏻
I feel the same about these long videos! So insightful on franchises I love or loved and the length makes working at my job bearable 😩❤️
60 hours to put this together ? Lmfao . Where’d you pull that number from ? Your ass ?? It’s a fucking TH-cam video . He’s not an engineer going to work everyday designing complicated structures
This movie, along with the series & multibillion $ franchise it spawned can be perfectly summed up by Goldbloom's Ian Malcolm: "Your [guys] were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”, which is the highest form of foreshadowing I have ever heard! 😂🦕🦖
And a very real warning to us all which is the point of the 2 books.
@@randallbesch24241 book....MC was forced to write the 2nd and they made themselves super rich and u still spent money on it, u think they give a fuck if its good
@@randallbesch2424Except if they did listen to his warning, we would go back to being hunter-gatherers again.
I'm 40 years old, watched Jurassic Park when I was 9 years old...I STILL get goosebumps at the scenes played in this video. 31 years and it still gets this reaction from me.
The impact of the first film makes the failure of the latest film more frustrating to me
I COULDNT AGREE MORE ❤❤❤
Same experience here...
Jurassic Park 3 is underrated and should be appreciated more. It brought back the suspension, horror, survival, dark aspects of Jurassic Park again. Had the best CGI and anamatronic usage too.
6:26 I love how you mentioned Dennis’s laugh as kids it made me and my brother laugh and it still does in our adult life lol
I've been binge watching your content these past few days (beginning with the walking dead) and I'm addicted! Love your work and humour. Jurassic Park 1 will always be my favorite. I remember watching it every Christmas with my family and never getting bored of it
That's awesome to hear, thanks for the kind feedback. I too could never get bored of Jurassic Park.
Literally doing the same exact thing. 😂
It's so funny seeing the same actor in different roles. Like the mechanic who couldn't hear the pilots at the beginning of Fallen Kingdom is the same guy with a super serious role in Andor
In JP3, Allen asks Ellie’s husband what he does for a living. He replies that he works for the State Department-this is how Ellie is able to send the Navy and the Marines to save Allen and co; she called her husband and he was able to use his connections.
Having the connections doesn't mean he would automatically get the sign off. Surely that much of a cost to save a couple of lives would have to go through a ton of people for approval still...I would have thought anyway
@@Howesenbergcould have owed them a favor. The government do be shady
I would rather believe that it is Sadler who would have the connections since jurassic park was a cover up till the end of the lost world. She probably has a number that she can call and say "it's Sadler, we have a Hammond situation on site b"
@@Howesenbergit’s not SUPER out there. The Navy does have a presence everywhere, and especially when American lives are in danger, they most likely will go and get them out.
Edit: granted they will do it if they get permission from the Puerto Rican government
This man has not yet failed to cover all of my favorite stuff it’s actually kinda concerning how they only cover my favorites
Same lol and the references and jokes he makes are about stuff I like too. Howsenburg if you’re ever in Orlando Fl and wanna grab a beer drop me a line 🤣
You would think any actor in Jurassic park would be set for life, given how popular and famous the film is. The actor playing Tim being like “oh it paid my college tuition” makes me think they didn’t give those kids a good contract in the first film lol
I know right?
watching my favourite franchise get rebooted and destroyed was probably the most disheartening thing ive ever experienced
Same, I'm at the point where I don't think I'd even care if they made another one
Jurassic Park. Terminator. The Walking Dead. Friday the 13th. Etc. Etc. Etc.
What a time to be alive.
first time?
@@JoaoVictor-rg5ix Dallas, Rick & Morty, Star Trek, if anything this has told me that endings are necessary, this is why I'm glad Gravity Falls only had 2 seasons.
@@AbrasiousProductions Yep. Or your end at your best, or, you live long enough to stagnate, it seems.
I just got back into the franchise recently and my favorite film reviewer is covering it.....life is good
Anyone else think The Lost World is underrated? I think it adds to what we now know about the Dinosaurs and how dangerous Velociraptors can be, also the scene in the Tall Grass will never not be awesome
The Lost World doesn't get anywhere near enough credit as it deserves. Sure, there's some plot holes and Jeff Goldblum doesn't have anywhere near as much charm as he did on the first one, but The Lost World hits the mark in a ton of other aspects and is the next best movie of the franchise
I definitely don’t like it as much as the first. But compared to the rest, I think it ranks either 2 or 3rd. I flip flop with Jurassic world.
Yes, it's fudging underrated as hell
NOT underrated. Just not getting to the same level as Jurassic Park did.
It’s like Jaws 2 … when you see what came after, you have to be like “part two…not so bad!”
Honestly I love listening to your videos, even your walking dead overview didn't feel like 8 hours, keep up the great work man! Time flies with you
Seeing what was on the tiny screen at 1:22:53 made me laugh way more than I should have… 10/10 video well done, consistently had me laughing!!
I completely forgot about that edit lol glad you enjoyed
I saw Jurassic park in cinema a couple of months ago for the 30th anniversary when I left I turned to my brother and said I’ve just had a realisation that Hammond saved his grandkids life by eating the ice because the power went out it was gonna melt so he ate it but by doing that he left the freezer door open allowing Tim to lock the raptor inside
This doesn't make sense. I mean, why would they lock the freezer door? While some commercial freezers can be locked, there's absolutely nothing in the film that implies that Tim was saved because Hammond wanted ice cream.
This is the kind of logic you'd expect from one of Heavy Spoilers' jokey 'theory time' bits.
@@iwasyou66During the kitchen scene, Tim runs toward the freezer to get away from the raptor, noticing the door is cracked open. Who would've left the doors open except for Hammond after getting the frozen goods out?
@@iwasyou66every job I’ve worked at that involves a freezer always involved locking it before closing hours.
Jurassic Park is such a perfect, tightly written movie that nails the themes and characters in a neatly wrapped plot. Jurassic World Dominion couldn't be further from that, and it makes me sad considering I really liked Jurassic World.
Jurassic Park is the best movie in all the franchise but it's definitely not perfect there is no such thing as a perfect movie. As for Dominion it has some issues but it's definitely not the worst either I have a feeling that kids are going to enjoy more than some of the fans
People don’t talk about how JP 3 had some of the best Dino designs, easily the best pteranodons, and raptors
It certainly was an element that was well thought out
Heard that the fight scene with the Rex and Spino...... the spino animatronic ripped the head off the trex one which is why the fight was short and mostly cgi.
That's hilarious if true
@ yeah the raptors had some feathers and a round pupil which is accurate, for the time the spino was really accurate just a great design, and the pteranodons not only have picnofibers but an actually right design with teeth clearly similar to those for piscivores, arguably the best design in the franchise. IMO it’s better due to those facts and makes fallen kingdom become the worst in the franchise
@@travisohaver42090 actually the neck of the spino was just really weak and it moved wrong from reality. And at the end of the fight when it cuts from the roaring spino to grant punching Kirby it made people think the smack of the punch was the spinos neck snapping. Also the way the Rex bit the spinos neck it would have surely snapped so people thought the Rex snapped it
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The giant locusts make me want a jurassic park film about all the insects at the time, giant dragonflies, snakes, millipedes and spiders. Howsenburg, ever watch Prehistoric Park as a kid?
you are just so underrated, i love all your recaps from BB, BCS, TWD and now this? like it's all just so fun to watch and when i see your videos im like "yep, this is my day sorted"
You're very kind, thank you and I'm glad to provide
@@Howesenberg i dont do this much but when you said to turn on ads i did exactly that, the amount of effort you put into these videos is well deserving of everything you get
The spinosaur ring tone is one of the most intimidating and funny moments from any dinosaur
It's a delight hearing you trying to say "Jurassic World" every time.
This one deserves millions of views, you mad bastard, you knocked it outta the park
Next up, I'd like you to watch the Camp Cretaceous series. It's a bit goofy but wholesome, unlike its cinematic counterparts! 😂
Also, awesome summary.
Them adding the Stegosaurus because kids asked for it in fan mail is so heartwarming, thanks for sharing that
Terrific breakdown. JP 3 has a lot of good moments I forgot about but it still doesn't hold a candle to JP 1 which is as you say one of the GOATs.
Thank you! I'm seeing a surprising amount of love for JP3 in the comments
Never stop making these amazing videos
Yes first movie was really captivating. I remember I was 10years old and got VHS from my teacher and watched it whole weekend on repeat only didnt watch it when i slept. I saw it like 20 times that weekend. Its indeed privilage to live at the same time as this movie same as your channel and your reviews, man. Thanks for laughs.
That's awesome feedback, thank you
As someone who grew up with these movies this video means a lot to me. Keep up the good work and greetings from Germany 🇩🇪
Thanks very much!
Thanks for the response! As someone whos watched nearly all of Your Videos i want ti Tell You that You are a great TH-camr nad have helped me thoughts some rough Times. Maybe U could do StarWars some time soon. Id Love to See You shit on the Last few movies
I love these long review videos something to turn your brain off to and just enjoy! Love these vids!
This is my go-to sleep video
I should do a recap of every relaxing ocean sound
@@Howesenberg I’d watch it💀
This video was great. Your commentary is hilarious. Jurassic Park III was the first movie I saw in theaters. It was so fun and one of my favorite memories with my grandparents. They raised me, and encouraged my fixations which at the time was dinosaurs. They both died when I was 18 and 21. But despite it not being the best movie ever - JP3 holds a special place in my heart along with the rest of the OG JP trilogy. ❤
That's a really nice story, thanks for sharing. JP3 gets a lot of love and I'm glad it's special to you too.
The south park Timmy audio got me good 😂 this is such a great video!
Glad you enjoyed!
JP3 desperately needs an extra 30-40 minutes . It is absolutely mind boggling why they thought they could make a 90 minute Jurassic park movie
There was about 3 cut scenes while filming. Two alternate endings where a swarm of Raptors kill the Spinosaurus and a Pterosaur and Spinosaurus attack on the military compound. Udesky fighting off the Raptors etc.
When I was a kid, I was convinced to the T-Rex was a good guy for eating the raptors at the end lol
Well, she did save everyone's life... perhaps to make up for killing the lawyer earlier
It's hard to put into words how I feel about the new movies. It's sanitized, so focus grouped. It's just so terrible. I'll rant on to the end of time about the name change. Why change it? I bet I know the answer.
It's probably something stupid, like focus groups found that 8.242% more people responded positively to Jurassic world. When common sense would tell you it's a BAD idea. Jurassic Park is a better name, plus it had the legacy; why throw it away.
Can we acknowledge how Laura Dern, Sam Neil and Jeff Goldblum have not aged since JP!!!
They looked so good
Most people hate Jurassic Park 3 because the T-rex was killed by the Spinosaurus. 😄And it's the only Jurassic movie that come with an unique Spinosaurus logo. I love the uniqueness all the time and it's a great movie tbh. The first trilogy of jurassic park movies are the best in my opinion.🙂
I agree. Only the rex fans hate the spino because in their eyes no rex can be defeated.
I could listen to this guy talk about brands of toilet paper and I would still pay 105% of my attention to it. Beautifully done kind sir
I'll put the video idea on the list.
Thanks for commenting!
the last film was beyond dumb! you're so right, how could the entire globe be effected by the release of the those dinos spreading across continents and how could they have bred that fast. All the dinos that escaped were taken from the Island, yet on that island, there was no issue of the dinos overpopulating that land so why suddenly do they start overbreeding when in America XD
Only good thing about Dominion is that it gave us Jurassic World Evolution 2 which is a GOATED game
Dinosaurs are reptiles. Reptiles tend to breed quickly and numerously. Being on a small island means fewer resources. Being on a continent means more resources, including space and food. I fucking despise Dominion, but the logic for dinosaurs spread across the globe is sound
The new game Jurassic Park Survival looks like it's gonna be goated. First Person Survival game at the park looks so fkn good
1:51:17 imagine you saw a 25 ft beast that can kill you in about 3 seconds walking through lava to get to you
I'd scream and run like every other human being in this movie. What he did was overly theatrical, it's akin to a toddler screaming and crying because a butterfly landed on their head.
@@Howesenberg fair enough
Despite all my rage, I am still just a Rex in cage.
I feel like you missed multiple points that you brought up as criticisms. Firstly, Zach has multiple scenes where he begins to show love for Gray, talking about how he'll always protect him, and chatting about old memories of theirs. Secondly, you brought up how the mission back to Isla Nublar wasn't actually a lie, even though it was. Claire was told that the dinosaurs that were evacuated would be taken to another island, where they would be left alone. However, the dinosaurs were taken back to the U.S, where they were auctioned off.
What I will never understand is that in jp3, how can Alan dream about the type of raptors that appear in the movie when he's never even seen those yet, just the original JP ones, even as a kid that stood out to me, but low-key i still enjoy that movie, maybe cuz of nostalgia but yes.
when the video is so long it could easily pass off as the runtime of an actual Jurassic Park movie
Gotta appreciate Sam Neill carrying every movie he’s in.
Love your content Mr Howesenberg. Started 2023 with Better Call Saul, then The Walking Dead with The Last of Us, and now Jurassic Park!
Merry Christmas to you and your family!
I appreciate you sticking around Tagus Merry Christmas to everyone your side too!
Absolutely loved this video you killed it !
Thank you Dex, I really appreciate hearing that
@@Howesenberg of course I look forward to the next one !
This video is so underrated I absolutely love this, possible my favourite from papa howsenberg
Thank you, that means a lot! this video was a special project for me and I'm happy with how it came out.
@@Howesenberg this is one of my personal favs along with Malcom in the middle. I grew up watching the first JP at least once a week. I thought it was the greatest thing of all time
Well put together, funny and informative - thank you for the video!
Thank you for the kind feedback
1: Amazing movie will watch it any time
2: Not bad, pretty fun
3: Fun concept, messy execution
Just wanna say that, while the sequels are kinda shite, this franchise does have potential if directed in a less generic way, anyway I’m hype af for this colab of peak and peak
Hmmm I'm not so sure, I think the premise has run out of potential but maybe I'm just used to being let down by the films
@@Howesenbergliterally any concept has infinite potential as long as the person directing it is creative
@@Glenn_Quagmire And writing it. Sayles shows the way to more applications of the franchise.
20:18 Dennis nedry gets freaky with a dinosaur
Finally, another anky lover
I enjoyed this IMMENCLY!! First time viewer, now long-term subscriber ;)
Thanks very much!
Yes yes yes, the first film is a masterpiece, but imagine if it had warm buttery lighting
I'd watch this movie and nothing else for the rest of my life
@@Howesenberg great work on this video man, keep it up. Also if you have any interest in custom music / compositions let me know. I do production and composing (not this channel) and would happily contribute to a channel I like
Also that’s not meant to be a self plug, a genuine offer
Do you have me on Discord? Or on Twitter? You can ping me a link to your stuff I'd be glad to take a look. I've collabed with a musician / fan before and happy to look into doing it again
@@Howesenberg I emailed you, I will see if I can find your discord as well
Words cannot articulate how special Jurassic park (1993) is to me. I’m 38 years old now and during the 30th anniv last fall i saw it 6 times in cinemas (and watch every year at home, prob more!!) and I truly believe with all my heart it is the greatest movie ever made. No notes it’s fucking perfect
I'm glad to hear it's close to your heart too. How do you feel about the rest of the series?
nitpick for lost world: after the trailer gets pushed over the cliff they presumably climb the rote right away and not hang there for a long time right? so when they get up after what has probably been like a minute or two the entire poacher team is there AND the rex family is far enough away for them to no longer posy any threat
like did they perform mitosis on eddie and then immediately ran away was fast as they could while a horde of people was approaching into their territory?
"Angry Flappers" f***in' sent me. I laughed til I cried for like five minutes at that part. 😂
I agree with you about guns doing shit in movies. I mean worse case scenario irl, that bullet is now a really bad splinter in the animal. Not to mention the shrapnel from that rocket.
Great video as always 👍 I love Jurassic park, Jurassic park the lost world and Jur assic world.
The fan wiki about the indominus rex is fairly correct but there are a bunch of other dinosaurs and other genes that were used in its creation that are still unknown in the lore
So are these unofficial extra genes just fan theory?
@@Howesenberg pretty much the genome of the indominus is actually fairly unknown apart from the obvious stuff like cuttlefish t rex and Velociraptors not exactly sure where the fan wiki got the other stuff apart from speculation and visual clues
43:42 there is an in-universe explanation for the worker village being in the centre of the island, which is that it was intended to be powered by the geothermal activity there to stay self-sufficient. That said, being in raptor territory is a movie addition and replaces a way creepier sequence from the book where it’s inhabited by carnotaurus that can camouflage themselves. In fact, they’re meant to be so threatening that all the other carnivores refuse to go near it, even T-Rex. A bunch of these ideas were recycled (sort of) for Jurassic World, but was nowhere near as effective.
What do you think about Jurassic franchise being augmented into Monarch universe somehow? We can choose to include only the first two movies as canon and go from there...
I have no doubt they will turn it into a TV series one day and I'll be there for it, just so long as they get a decent team behind it
@@Howesenberg like now as an extension of Camp Cretaceous post series is out.
Dominion kinda feels like a Fast and Furious movie. So I dig it.
In JP2 the high hide is a bit of a error in the book it's a massive scaffold with a a little observation hut at the top
Yeah that sounds like a better choice. Thanks for commenting, I had no idea about that detail.
This was great. Thank you for your work. I find you entertaining and very accurate on your breakdown take of all you reviews. Good job Duder
Yh they decided to do dilophosaurus like that so it would vary to the velociraptor, also the velociraptor isn’t actually that size it’s closer to a turkey, but they liked the name so they used that then used deinonychus as the actual dinosaur it’s self
A real Dilophosaurus was way bigger than the movie’s raptors so there wouldn’t have been any confusion though I can respect the addition of the neck frill. I believe that part of the reason for them shrinking it wasn’t just due to the raptors needing their chance to shine but also so that the scene could have the stick fetching skit with Wayne Knight. He couldn’t have done that with a bigger Dilophosaur and the scene itself would have likely been way more serious in tone as evident with how the Crichton novel presents it which didn’t sit well with Spielberg who wanted the “Velociraptors” to keep their thunder.
@@Dinoslay InGen copyrighted Dilophosaurus.
Howesenbergs commentary somehow made the last few movies seem a lot better than they actually are.
If you think about how Claire is running away from Rexxie, you gotta think about this is the same T-Rex from the first film old girl, just started to pick up the pace just as they got there so of course she’s not as quick as she used to be
Rip jimmy buffet, he's in Margaritaville now
Do you think you would watch a new Jurassic park if they went back to the basics or even showed how they created the dinosaurs and the troubles they had?
Absolutely, I want more dinosaur movies, just done with a clever script and a fresh concept
@@Howesenberg I get how you feel, I absolutely love the concept but need.better.charecters.
I think something involving genuinely realistic dinosaurs with realistic behaviour and anatomy would be worth watching…
Probably wouldn’t fit well into the Jurassic Park franchise, but it would still be enjoyable
Awesome video 🔥
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Noice!!!! Great addition of the voice actor at the start. Not sure if I’m missing a joke or not but more of that would be funny and good
When I saw the first movie as a kid in like 99 I was terrified and couldn’t go to sleep at night thinking the dinosaurs where going to open my door and kill me
T-Rex in New York: RAAAHHH!
Born and bred new Yorkers: "OI!, I WAS WALIK TO THE 7TH DELI ON MAH BLOOCK MAN"
Bro! I wondered the same exact shit if the noise came from Tubbo or Barbo my whole life lmao. Thats awesome
I'm glad I'm not alone on that
That Red Dead Redemption joke made me laugh way too hard
"And for lunch, Sea Bass. Spared no expenses" - Hammond, J.
Jurassic Park 3 to me is just a fun movie
I was never bored watching it
fastest and more accurate recap of every sequel after first movie
"they didn't learn after the first time so they opened another place with real dinosaurs and everything went to hell again"
Franklin is the Jar Jar Binks of the Jurassic franchise. One of the very few gleaming points of Dominion is that he acted serious for five minutes lol
The fact that you used the Lego JW 8 bit music makes me unreasonably happy. Good job sir.
Glad you spotted it
@Howesenberg my son played that game obsessively, it's burned into my brain. We've had many good times with that game. :)
That's awesome, thanks for sharing that!
1:03:43 "they are responsible for alan grants potential death" not mentioning the 2 deaths and eventual third death in the movie.
Those deaths aren't relevant to the point I was making
@Howesenberg I know I just thought it was funny to point out. still a great and very entertaining video.
Fun fact! when the T-Rex breaks through the top of the jeep, that wasnt intended at all. The animatronic was glitching due to the water on-set, and the screams of ellie and tim are infact real
1:27:18 A South Park reference and a Sunny reference all at once?? You may have just earned yourself a subscriber :) LOL “it sounds wrong but I don’t know enough about stars to dispute it”
Whenever someone asks me what a retcon is, I give the example of Charlotte Lockwood being the mastermind behind bringing the dinosaurs back, not Henry Wu as we saw in 1993. They retconned 1993’s JP story to make 2022’s Dominion story make sense.
Yeah they really crapped on Dr Wu's character with that one and I probably should have talked about it, I was just dead inside from my other complaints
@@Howesenberg You could’ve spent a whole hour ripping apart Dominion itself:
- The mystery about who’s behind the locusts is revealed within the same scene they’re introduced.
- Why would the smuggler have a tracker on the ejector seat when she normally works/travels alone. Why would she need a tracker to track…herself?
- The Atrociraptors are right on Owen’s heels when he’s on a motorbike, but struggle to keep up with Claire when she’s running across rooftops.
- Why didn’t the world’s police & military forces instantly hunt down the dinosaurs? We see two Pterosaurs make a nest on the top of Freedom Tower, slap-bang in the middle of New York City. And everyone’s okay with this?
- Why didn’t Barry & the CIA team instantly shoot the Atrociraptors when they were released from their crates? They just stood there and let the lady laser them as targets. We saw Blue get into a life-threatening situation from a single handgun bullet back in Fallen Kingdom; there’s no reason the same wouldn’t happen now.
Excellent review. Love it all. Including the hilarious editing 😂 agree with all points made
Glad you enjoyed it