I am a bit in love with Tim Key. It is to his great credit that he's worn and embraced references to previous episodes like Pitstop and Donald Duck, an easter egg for the avid viewer
Was Horne's category for Bruce Springsteen, 'no more dudes'? If so, Mark should have been gone with Joe Pesci! I think they all forgot about that category after Tim's HORROR exit..
Thank you, I thought I was going insane. I was trying to find it by looking for the spots with yellow boxes, but it never got one as they skipped right to Key's red box.
10:35 Penelope Pitstop was the only female driver on Wacky Races. She drove car #5: the Compact Pussycat, which was essentially a beauty salon on wheels. Alias: Penelope Perfect; Penelope; Penny; Pre... Origin: Wacky Races Occupation: Racer Key out.
The drawings of PP have almost certainly been photographed, however, and since she does not exist outside the drawings, a photograph of a drawing of her is arguably a photograph of her.
Catching up on this show very late, but I did search to find the Archimedes was indeed his first and only name, though you couldn't call it his Christian name because Christians hadn't been invented yet.
Quite a big moment in this game - us guys below the line are often referred to, but things we’ve said are rarely brought into the game. Key’s defeat of the Pitstop challenges changes all that. I therefore propose a long thread of Pitstop facts for use in warding off future challenges.
I need to get these converted to MP3, which will deny me the often tremendous visuals, but I love a podcast and this would be perfect for long commutes (when they return)
@@Charlie-te2tt my point is that in previous episodes she is accused of wearing gloves to do her job (racing, implied). In this episode they decide her job is 'socialite' and that racing is only her hobby.
Honestly I really appreciate the grace in their friendship that they never once poke fun at the scheduled bedtime for his birthday. They're happy for Alex and his wife and never once do a dumb pointless wink wink joke about it. It's abiding, respectful malarkey with these mates. The comments all feel like they should have made a punchline about it, and they just never felt a need to. It's nice.
I mean, if I was a Snoody I might forgive people for calling me Hugh. Also, you're dead wrong about Penelope's job = socialite. In fact, I'd go so far as to say you are one of the wrongest people to have ever lived. In my exhaustive and incontestable ranking, you are just below Kris Jenner and a hair's breadth above Elizabeth Báthory.
@@SnoodyMcFlude If you're not the person who said being a socialite was her job, why are you trying to steal Hugh's glory? Really living up to the McFlude stereotypes there.
This was exactly what I needed after the week I've just had at work. Best thing about this episode was me excitedly pointing at the screen to announce to my fiance that Key has the same watch on that my brother has, only to then see Horne has the same watch too! And then an hour later have my brother text me to tell me about the watches! Hehe Might be cabin fever setting in but every week I am more convinced, when I stop and think about it, that we would be friends with these guys quite easily if we were ever to meet in real life.
i played No More Jockeys high on edibles with my friends on halloween, it was an absolute mess 10/10 would recommend. The only mistake i made was that i explained the game when we had already eaten them so it took everyone a while to understand it lmao
No more people who, when you think about it, their name and surname are only one letter or less away from being the same as a member of the cast of the American version of the office. *name another* Ah hell.
Serious answer, they have 3 kids and have to get up early for jobs and chores and everything they have to do. If there's a special birthday thing they're doing, they legit might have to do it on a specific schedule.
..."he's not fucking Graham Gooch" A classic rebuffal if ever there was one. Nonetheless a deserved win for Watson this week after the campsite robbery. The novelty field matches were fun, but got to say I enjoyed this return to normality, when I think about it.
I was checking if it said driver or sportswoman on penelope pitstop's wikipedia page, and it happens to say "if any sport happens to be mentioned, it is revealed that she was the women's champion in said sport in college"
Tim is such a spectacular bullshitter. "The woman was bored!!" I really wish he had a chance at a later series of Taskmaster just to watch him challenge Greg for ten episodes with the current studio dynamic.
@@VideoNozokiWellies come in a variety of heights, so any of the boots in their catalog would be fair play to compare for height. Especially since they changed it from knee high to "higher than wellies or would wellies count?"
Mark Watson continues to nail his impressions, and by that I mean if his "say Joe Pesci in an American accent" was meant to be Gilbert Gottfried, he's absolutely smashed it.
I rarely watch mainstream TV, 8 cats loving count down, mock the week, would I like to you is all I watch. I love the energy of this, the format was born out of lockdown constraints, keep on doing it afterwards, it is wonderful. A trio of mates having a virtual piss up and entertaining others around the world
Apart from that, I don't mind this epsiode. Although when there was a bed-time time limit set at the start I had hoped that that might lead to a scramble late-on (late doors? is that a phrase?)
Key has gotten away with that first challenge there. Schumacher and Hamilton have both won Sportsman of the Year awards, therefore a racer is a sportsperson.
I believe the argument wasn't "racers aren't sportspeople" (although that was the point Alex conceded when referencing Mansell) it was that "Penelope Pitstop has more important things going on i.e socialiting. Racing is just a rich girl hobby." Presumably those job gloves are for her role as a socialite.
Joe Pesci wears pretty high cowboy boots in My Cousin Vinny, it’s the first thing you see when his character is introduced; a close up of his boots getting out of the car. Not hard to find a pic of it!
As an Australian it's a bit surprising / blow to the old cultural identity to know 'Commonwealth' doesn't mean much to an educated Englishman like Horne
Key is bang out of order, just like every week. What's more I find his insistence that Penelope Pitstop isn't a proper racer to be belittling to the job efforts of women!!
Driving a car doesn't mean it's her job, she doesn't get paid for it. She races for fun, like thousands of people do most weekends. And if it's not her job, they can't be job gloves.
@@SnoodyMcFlude She mentions multiple sports she was the women's champion of in college AND she is racing for titles and prizes... She is definitely a sportswoman. Also, in her spin-off she at least once works for the circus on the trapeze. If you're hired to perform aerial acrobatics, for at least a period of time you've been a professional sportsperson.
@@jess228 I've competed for titles and prizes but that doesn't make my job a racing driver. Guys like Paul Dalla Lana compete at Le Mans etc. but are very much amateur racing drivers. It's that category I would say Pitstop is in. I can't speak to any of her other activities, only that driving is, when you think about it, not her job.
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Wondering if this episode was after a Mike Wozniak-laden day for Horne. He has both a “tick tock” and “it’s X time” lol
And a 'welly time'!
And a 'welly time'!
“we are getting tantalizingly close to opening up the donald duck wound” some great quotes from key in this one
tantalisingly*
@@BodywiseMustard Correct me if I'm wrong, but the category "no more commonwealth spellings" is yet to rear its ugly head, isn't it?
Bold of Key to call people out for whether kestrels swoop or pounce when 6 months ago he thought they were plants!
When you think about it, for whom it concerns, Joe Pesci should have been out under the No More Dudes category that came right before it.
I watch this primarily because it makes me feel better to know there are people out there who have friends like this.
Given your username, there aren’t
When you think about it, No More Jockeys makes Fridays even better than usual.
Taskmaster before bed, then this in the morning, then Taskmaster podcast while I am ostensibly working.
I don't mind it.
for whom it can be said
And that is without exception. Over.
No matter how many times Watto says "it's just the categories isn't it" or words to that affect, it never fails to amuse me.
This is the Key I like to see.
Petulant, gleefully aggressive, mildly berserk. Crashing out first because he wasn't paying any attention...
Not paying attention AND asserting he's gone while it's obvious Horne was gearing up to give him a reprieve. Bold tactics
Mildly beserk. I think we should all be that once in a while. Lovely turn of phrase.
I love how Tim is both the most difficult and the easiest to get out.
The thing about Key is he's rangey
A big happy birthday to boggle.
Hancock? Over.
“I’m going to top up my wine because this is tense”
When you think of it, Watto has the best one liners
When you think about it, I am someone for whom it can be said enjoyed this episode of Jockeys
Over
I am a bit in love with Tim Key. It is to his great credit that he's worn and embraced references to previous episodes like Pitstop and Donald Duck, an easter egg for the avid viewer
How are they job gloves if it's not her job, Key...?
To be fair she wears them all the time so actually they are Life Gloves
My thoughts exactly!
Re the job gloves, not Life gloves
Immortal lines from Key: "Do you honestly think Muttley's job is he's a sportsman? He's not Graham fucking Gooch"
Was Horne's category for Bruce Springsteen, 'no more dudes'? If so, Mark should have been gone with Joe Pesci! I think they all forgot about that category after Tim's HORROR exit..
Thank you, I thought I was going insane. I was trying to find it by looking for the spots with yellow boxes, but it never got one as they skipped right to Key's red box.
I was thinking the same thing! I was like is Joe a woman?! I kept waiting for Alex to say it for the challenge
@@mollyisjustmyname dudes doesn't just mean men. I would think he's meaning cool guys
Thought i lost my mind there for a sec
Yeah, Joe Pesci isn't a doodle dandy.
This episode is very sweet.
Horne's enforced birthday bedtime made me smile 🥰🥰
10:35 Penelope Pitstop was the only female driver on Wacky Races. She drove car #5: the Compact Pussycat, which was essentially a beauty salon on wheels.
Alias: Penelope Perfect; Penelope; Penny; Pre...
Origin: Wacky Races
Occupation: Racer
Key out.
I would argue Pitstop has never been "photographed" in boots, due to being drawn. Not that I want to give Key more challenge ammunition
That argument would disqualify tim, as it invalidates his category
@@lnfreeman true. But he has used under the line arguments in later games haha
The drawings of PP have almost certainly been photographed, however, and since she does not exist outside the drawings, a photograph of a drawing of her is arguably a photograph of her.
@@davidsorensen2116 I think that's a valid challenge, so I'm walking
@@davidsorensen2116 I like you.
That cut at 13:40 really makes it look like Tim is nonchalantly bottle feeding Alex.
Nice to see Horne cracking out his "gollum" mask at the end
Catching up on this show very late, but I did search to find the Archimedes was indeed his first and only name, though you couldn't call it his Christian name because Christians hadn't been invented yet.
i don't mind this episode
When you think about it, these are great episodes
@@simonchunk9486 it can be said that i didn't mind the people under the line
I loved the archimedes challenge. When you hear Archie, 99 times out of 100 it's followed by Bald.
Quite a big moment in this game - us guys below the line are often referred to, but things we’ve said are rarely brought into the game. Key’s defeat of the Pitstop challenges changes all that. I therefore propose a long thread of Pitstop facts for use in warding off future challenges.
Fact - she wears job gloves
Fact - she is not ginger
Fact - she's a socialite, according to Huw
She is allergic to satsumas
From Penelope's Wikipedia page:
'if any sport happens to be mentioned, it is revealed that she was the women's champion in said sport in college.'
I need to get these converted to MP3, which will deny me the often tremendous visuals, but I love a podcast and this would be perfect for long commutes (when they return)
Penelope Pitspot: wears jobgloves when she is racing, but racing is not her job?
I whittle but it isn't my job
@@Charlie-te2tt my point is that in previous episodes she is accused of wearing gloves to do her job (racing, implied). In this episode they decide her job is 'socialite' and that racing is only her hobby.
They are THE jobgloves. Ergo racing is her job. Tomid is, of course, correct. Over.
I do enjoy that after 21 games Key still doesn't know when his turn is
It *maybe* is related to how riled Horne gets from it
Honestly I really appreciate the grace in their friendship that they never once poke fun at the scheduled bedtime for his birthday. They're happy for Alex and his wife and never once do a dumb pointless wink wink joke about it. It's abiding, respectful malarkey with these mates. The comments all feel like they should have made a punchline about it, and they just never felt a need to. It's nice.
Happy Birthday Mr. Alex Horne! 🎉🎁🎈🍰🍻
Idea for a category fellas: No more people who have been losing answers in a previous game
That would be fiddly.
Can't believe Key used my argument and credited it to some bloke called Hugh. I feel violated.
Alright HughyMcHugh
Thanks Hugh!
I mean, if I was a Snoody I might forgive people for calling me Hugh. Also, you're dead wrong about Penelope's job = socialite. In fact, I'd go so far as to say you are one of the wrongest people to have ever lived. In my exhaustive and incontestable ranking, you are just below Kris Jenner and a hair's breadth above Elizabeth Báthory.
@@jess228 not saying socialite is her job, I'm saying that being a racing driver isn't.
And proud to be a Snoody, it's a very traditional name.
@@SnoodyMcFlude If you're not the person who said being a socialite was her job, why are you trying to steal Hugh's glory? Really living up to the McFlude stereotypes there.
i love horne's look of confusion when key calls him
This was exactly what I needed after the week I've just had at work. Best thing about this episode was me excitedly pointing at the screen to announce to my fiance that Key has the same watch on that my brother has, only to then see Horne has the same watch too! And then an hour later have my brother text me to tell me about the watches! Hehe
Might be cabin fever setting in but every week I am more convinced, when I stop and think about it, that we would be friends with these guys quite easily if we were ever to meet in real life.
i played No More Jockeys high on edibles with my friends on halloween, it was an absolute mess 10/10 would recommend.
The only mistake i made was that i explained the game when we had already eaten them so it took everyone a while to understand it lmao
*makes note on to-do list*
Preening Count: 78 hair touches
"The woman's bored!" I'M DYING 😂
This is absolutely what I needed this week.
No more people who, when you think about it, their name and surname are only one letter or less away from being the same as a member of the cast of the American version of the office.
*name another*
Ah hell.
Ah, yes! The classic lion, the king of the jungle, known far and wide for their characteristic willies.
Well, this Penelope Pitstop thing is reconciliation for Donald Duck gate, because she is Definitely a sportswoman, right?
Yeah, unambiguously. Her gloves wouldn't be job gloves otherwise.
@@Lastielion The job gloves fiasco was a fiasco. Being a Wacky Racer is not her job. Key was robbed.
When you think about it, if she isn't eligible to be nominated for sports personality of the year then she's not a sportsperson
@@michaelawoolnough9768 I think she'd be eligible for international sports personality of the year though
@@michaelawoolnough9768 Maybe a lifetime achievement award?
"We're getting tantalizingly close to opening up the Donald Duck wound" may be the greatest sentence ever spoken
Heornes B'day shag is postponed by 1h and 3 minutes because of two pescy (Pesci?) friends
“What were you googling?.. you got Bradley cooper” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the best response to a google search. 😂😂
I loved how genuinely stressed he looked about it too. He absolutely was not enjoying this game!
The Mutley/Graham Gooch analogy is peak No More Jockeys. KEY TO PLAY!!!!
"I have to go to bed because its my birthday" is a strange old sentence
Does that guy know how to party or what!
Or, was he just referring to that special present that married men often get for their birthday?
"Like a kestrel. Hovering. Ready to pounce." such a great quote there
6:26 🥰 Wonderland's White Rabbit mustn't be late for a very important date.
Big thanks to him playing on his birthday. Much appreciated
15:03 that was so adorable
What’s with the birthday bed situation? Have I been doing something wrong all these years?
Serious answer, they have 3 kids and have to get up early for jobs and chores and everything they have to do. If there's a special birthday thing they're doing, they legit might have to do it on a specific schedule.
Is Key available for hire as an Edwina Curry impersonator? Asking for a friend
What tension deadlines bring. That's birthdays for you.
I had such a shite day and this was PURE JOY. Thanks boys ❤️⭐️
..."he's not fucking Graham Gooch"
A classic rebuffal if ever there was one. Nonetheless a deserved win for Watson this week after the campsite robbery. The novelty field matches were fun, but got to say I enjoyed this return to normality, when I think about it.
I was checking if it said driver or sportswoman on penelope pitstop's wikipedia page, and it happens to say "if any sport happens to be mentioned, it is revealed that she was the women's champion in said sport in college"
Surprised no one is commenting on Horne scheduling some birthday alone time with his wife. It's so on brand...
They're not bothered haha
“The woman is bored!!”
Was really hoping Benazir Bhutto was going to be "no more all the vowels".
Name another?
@@ricardogonsalves100 Lisa Bourne
Am I the only person who struggles with the concept that Benazir was referred to as a Christian name? Don't think she was a regular attender of Mass.
@daniel very much agreed. The text always goes with "forename", which is better
Y?
I’ve got that jumper Horne. Nice and warm it is too. Warm Horne
I would love some footage of Tim Key playing football with the Cheeky Girls
Love you guys, these videos are a wonderful thing for me.
I have googled it and Mutley is definitely not Graham Gooch.
2 playing no more jockeys. Key playing more jockeys.
The cheeky girls photo deserved more time 😂
Tim is such a spectacular bullshitter. "The woman was bored!!" I really wish he had a chance at a later series of Taskmaster just to watch him challenge Greg for ten episodes with the current studio dynamic.
Googled Joe Pesci boots and the first picture is him in welly length cowboy boots
Cowboy boots are shorter than wellies.
I seriously think Key was sabotaging him by googling irrelevant stuff
@@VideoNozokiWellies come in a variety of heights, so any of the boots in their catalog would be fair play to compare for height. Especially since they changed it from knee high to "higher than wellies or would wellies count?"
i like Watto’s game ethos.
Mark Watson continues to nail his impressions, and by that I mean if his "say Joe Pesci in an American accent" was meant to be Gilbert Gottfried, he's absolutely smashed it.
and loved the Penelope Pitspot "job gloves" moment
I rarely watch mainstream TV, 8 cats loving count down, mock the week, would I like to you is all I watch. I love the energy of this, the format was born out of lockdown constraints, keep on doing it afterwards, it is wonderful. A trio of mates having a virtual piss up and entertaining others around the world
try Taskmaster, you'll love it.
@@sleachy1981 I've watched most of the UK episodes, also like the NZ version
Ready to pounce, like a Kestrel.
WAIT ONE MOMENT - is that a Penelope Pitstop Tee?? 😉👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 👀 💥 bloody outstanding !!!
I hear this episode can be a bit laggy...
Funnily enough, Joe Pesci means Joe Fishes in Italian. Also, it's pronounced Peshy, no hard c noise at all.
You've got to say, when you think about it, that kestrels don't pounce. Surely you can't pounce from midair
Apart from that, I don't mind this epsiode. Although when there was a bed-time time limit set at the start I had hoped that that might lead to a scramble late-on (late doors? is that a phrase?)
Happy Birthday Mr. Hancock!
if penelope pitstop doesn't race as a job, then they aren't job gloves
10:06 a great foreshadowing of Hogan-gate
Key has gotten away with that first challenge there. Schumacher and Hamilton have both won Sportsman of the Year awards, therefore a racer is a sportsperson.
I believe the argument wasn't "racers aren't sportspeople" (although that was the point Alex conceded when referencing Mansell) it was that "Penelope Pitstop has more important things going on i.e socialiting. Racing is just a rich girl hobby." Presumably those job gloves are for her role as a socialite.
Joe Pesci wears pretty high cowboy boots in My Cousin Vinny, it’s the first thing you see when his character is introduced; a close up of his boots getting out of the car. Not hard to find a pic of it!
I have googled "What are Commonwealth countries" thanks to this. 54 members, including the UK. Good to know :)
As an Australian it's a bit surprising / blow to the old cultural identity to know 'Commonwealth' doesn't mean much to an educated Englishman like Horne
Is it better to be a kestrel or a heron?
When you think about it, what's the best thing about Fridays?
Favourite quote so far 'mutleys not fucking graham gooch'
penelope pitstop's occupation is listed as Racer on wikipedia, so arguably....
Anyone else say Baby after Horne & Watson both said “Ice” at each other?
I don't mind, when you think about it, the shout out to Hugh
key if you read this you're so fit
ye exactly ye
@@ohemgeeorgia KEY: no more people for whom it can be said are fit
What if he doesn't read it?
Happiest of Birthdays Alex Horne 💘💓💝💌
Key is bang out of order, just like every week. What's more I find his insistence that Penelope Pitstop isn't a proper racer to be belittling to the job efforts of women!!
She's a bloody socialite mate!
Driving a car doesn't mean it's her job, she doesn't get paid for it. She races for fun, like thousands of people do most weekends. And if it's not her job, they can't be job gloves.
@@SnoodyMcFlude She mentions multiple sports she was the women's champion of in college AND she is racing for titles and prizes... She is definitely a sportswoman. Also, in her spin-off she at least once works for the circus on the trapeze. If you're hired to perform aerial acrobatics, for at least a period of time you've been a professional sportsperson.
Given that she's a fictional character she probably doesn't mind it 🏎️
@@jess228 I've competed for titles and prizes but that doesn't make my job a racing driver.
Guys like Paul Dalla Lana compete at Le Mans etc. but are very much amateur racing drivers. It's that category I would say Pitstop is in.
I can't speak to any of her other activities, only that driving is, when you think about it, not her job.
Christian doing a lot of heavy lifting in that first cat
Great one lads
One could argue lions don't have feet they have paws.
Are they saying they’re not on drugs when they play this? Oh.
ah
They are that weird by themselves. They don't need to.
Refreshing to see a graceful concession from Key, on today of all days.
It's difficult to mind it, maybe even fiddly
Anyone hear Mark challenge for the win or did they just cut around it so Horne could shoot off for his birthday shag?
I always assumed below the line was Guardian website thing. Hello if you do peek at this Key.
Is ‘Willy’ a crazy name that you wouldn’t expect?
why does Key always START with such ridiculous ones
Some people just like to watch the world burn, master Wayne
@@Lastielion A category the size of a tangerine
Well done Hugh!