Really liking the period from about 6:00 onwards where Key's jumper makes it look like he is wearing some form of crop-top with two-tone gut on show. Excellent game guys!
Tim Key on bats, from 2011's The Incomplete Tim Key: "Bats are amazing. They're different from all other birds in that they have a thin layer of skin covering their feathers. They can still fly fine but, because of this skin, and also the fact that they can hang upside down, they are technically mammals. Bats can't sing like other birds but instead have borrowed from their cousins the dolphins, communicating as they do through a system of clicking and squawking. Because they are mammals they are prevented, biologically, from laying eggs - they instead lay other small bats. These then grow from chick to adult, their skin envelops their plumage and the cycle is complete. Humans don't eat bats because they would quickly lose friends." Hope that clears a few things up. Sadly the last sentence turned out to be more literally true than Key could ever have imagined.
That's almost a Keyian argument 😂 it's not the cooking and eating, but it is the wet-market stage of the whole *bat eating * process which has facilitated the species jump
Love how they've absorbed the cheating allegations into the banter. Also, saying "oh sorry..." and then copying whatever the other person is doing is now something is one of my favourite things.
I would've definitely challenged on the basis that we don't actually know the birthday of Jesus - the church decided to put it to the 25th of December, and not even all religions celebrate it the same day.
Watto's challenge on Key, when you think about it, was as suspicious as you can get. Leaves the shot, comes back with a really obscure Jenifer and then clearly feels bad about it once Key is out. OVER! #Jenifergate #TeamKey
Upon further review, Watson mutters the word “challenge” before disappearing. It was somewhat caught in the extended riffing on “challenging”, so very easy to miss. I know this is all fun and games, gents, but mockery of the very structure of the game can only lead to tears. Nevertheless, I believe Watson’s reputation should be cleared.
@@neilmeadowcroft7569 You might be right about that. They've all been good friends for a lot of years, seems unlikely he'd do that without the knowledge of the other two. Plus people are talking about it so maybe they are all in on it and having a laugh leaving cheating Easter eggs.
Thought the same. Disappears off camera, er challenge, Jenifer Lewis sister act, other credits include cars, Princess and the frog and she's from Missouri, USA. Want to hear some trivia? Imdb - Never heard of it mate, just off the top of my head.
Can i just say, I've watched this twice now and it's the best game from either set. The highlight is clearly 'Nature's god' and I'm baffled this hasn't yet been recognised BTL
This game has become such a great atmosphere-livener at my local bar in Thailand. I'd love to see a special one off episode of you guys trying the category memory game (such as animal category - each person says an animal but has to recite all previous animals first). Talking between the words can also be good way to attach them to the memory of the conversation - so it would still have the same conversational podcastesque feel as no more jockeys. Love the work boys keep it up.
A short story: I eagerly started watching today's episode, but then was almost immidiately called away. I paused playback at exactly 1:41. I then had to conduct a fairly serious 5 minute conversation with my wife while trying desperately not to completely lose the plot thinking about how exactly Key was going to argue that a bat was a bird. Challenging.
In addition to giving us this fine game, 2020 has, when you think about it, slowed the pace of life down and provided the opportunity to think about how in the future we, as individuals, can live life more on your own terms. For me, I am now actively seeking employment where I can wear “job gloves”.
Shenanigans on Watto leaving the room and coming back with perfect recital of relatively obscure actress from an old movie. On examination the typing Jennifer into Google returns a list of Jennifer's with Jennifer Lewis as the first single N Jenifer. Doesn't pass the smell test, again me thinks. Post potential cheating preen count goes through the roof as he struggles with the knowledge.
Horne often seems a bit annoyed or irritated, perhaps because he's trying to produce something rather than just having fun, but this time he looked happier and appeared to enjoy the game much more. A very good episode.
i really don't think that's it. i think the slightly irritated look is more part of his comedy persona. i think he's just playing up his annoyance over his friends a bit.
When I really think about it, people would like a game where all 3 of them wear a dog mask. Watto will probably put his phone in his so he can cheat. Over.
It's essentially biblical. That groups animals into fish(marine creatures including mammals and crustacea), beasts(non-flying mammals and terrestrial reptiles), birds(flying vertebrates)
I hear Watto is making a public announcement to address these very serious allegations tomorrow. He's he's up with Frank Skinner drafting a response. Expect fireworks.
Yes, undeniably Mark's Jenifer challenge was dodgy as hell, but there can't be many people who have had more jokes made about their haircut than Jennifer Aniston.
I'm wondering if they did some interesting editing to make Watto's Jenifer look _extra_ suspicious. Otherwise someone should've at least called it out on-stream, surely! (or maybe they cut out that specific debate)
Dzsenifer Maroszán, German football player (Hungarian roots, hence the Dzs), one of the biggest names in the women's game. Was who I thought of right away when Key said Jennifer Aniston.
I know barely anything about rap, but as soon as Mark said Professor Green I thought 'isn't his real name Stephen something?' so was expecting one of them to challenge as it is often spelled 'Steven' as an alternative of course. He got away with one there, and it was his own category.
"What do you pay before?" - movies, trains, car (I'll just drive this car for several years, and then when I'm done with it, I'll pay for it.). I would think there are fewer things you pay after than before, or at least 50/50.
Watson goes off camera. Comes back. Challenges Key with perfect examples. Couldn’t have scripted it better. The people’s villain. This season has to be null and void to maintain any form of integrity this completion once had. And to think it was highlighted throughout....but it looks as if he’s addicted to cheating....he just can’t himself.
Why didnt they challenge Professor Green? as it had r and e in both names as it was used @6.05 when it was set. Then James Dean? Did they forget that category completely?
Clearly everyone chose to ignore the category with no shared letters in a person's full first and last name (although Key's setting it ignores the fact that Ken Loach is Kenneth Loach and should have put himself out that round) James Dean, Kylie Minogue....
@@MarkPentler : I made the exact same mistake. It was driving me crazy with every name they submitted ("But, but, that has the same letters..."). I thought they just completely forgot about it. When it was over, I went back to see if I was crazy... "Ohhhhhh! No names that DON'T have repeated letters. Ahhh!"
Tbh I would have been able to challenge Jennifer on the basis that Gennifer Flowers (who came forward saying that Bill Clinton had an affair with her) spells it with a G. It's a name I only ever saw once, but if it's Gennifer, it tends to stick in your mind
Kim is actually not his first name but the family name. Therefore no violation of this category. However, Horne should have been out with Kim Yong Un because of violation of the rule No more names without any repeated letters across their whole name.
Not all things that fly are birds. Not all birds can fly. If he thinks about it, Key's mind will be blown... Also, didn't Jennifer Aniston appear in a soap opera? Or is Friends not considered as soap opera??
I wish I had done something like this, albeit probably much more poorly, with friends during lockdown. None of mine were really into regular zoom chats or dumb games, maybe we used text chat too much even when locked down. Oh well.
Slightly disappointed we didn't lose anyone on bat or bird but fun game and good to see Mr Horne victorious again. Also have you ever considered an international game with a South African in two weeks time for example?
I was initially suspicious of Marks challenge on Key, but since watching it again I think it’s also possible that Editor-In-Chief Horne could be fucking with us. Mark does get up earlier in the game to check his phone is charging, and there are clearly editorial cuts around the challenge. Could potentially be manipulated by Horne to throw Mark under the bus?
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Right off the bat, and Tim's immediately arguing that a bat's a bird!!!
right off the bird
Poor sod is exhausted having been to the brothel four times already.
He must be a Christian.
Shut it jizz hound
Which I guess means he doesn't think bats are animals?
I’ve never seen anyone have such a hard time pouring cereal on himself. Great game today, lads!
Attempting to pour.... I don't think he managed it in the end. He's a cereal offender though.
Challenge. He didn't pour. Very half hearted effort.
@@Bigtleem It certainly was challenging.
to be fair to him, nesquik is quite a hefty cereal. large individual pieces and that
Really liking the period from about 6:00 onwards where Key's jumper makes it look like he is wearing some form of crop-top with two-tone gut on show. Excellent game guys!
Tim Key on bats, from 2011's The Incomplete Tim Key:
"Bats are amazing. They're different from all other birds in that they have a thin layer of skin covering their feathers. They can still fly fine but, because of this skin, and also the fact that they can hang upside down, they are technically mammals. Bats can't sing like other birds but instead have borrowed from their cousins the dolphins, communicating as they do through a system of clicking and squawking. Because they are mammals they are prevented, biologically, from laying eggs - they instead lay other small bats. These then grow from chick to adult, their skin envelops their plumage and the cycle is complete. Humans don't eat bats because they would quickly lose friends."
Hope that clears a few things up. Sadly the last sentence turned out to be more literally true than Key could ever have imagined.
Unfortunately for the world, it seems that someone did eat a bat, and look what happened.
covid did not come from eating bats. cooking would kill the virus
That's almost a Keyian argument 😂 it's not the cooking and eating, but it is the wet-market stage of the whole *bat eating * process which has facilitated the species jump
Tim Key's understanding of the animal kingdom never ceases to amaze me.
Love how they've absorbed the cheating allegations into the banter. Also, saying "oh sorry..." and then copying whatever the other person is doing is now something is one of my favourite things.
really enjoy that when alex is left alone he starts giving himself tasks
I really want Tim to win a few more games, but if he thinks a bat is a bird, we got issues LoL
I love that, for a moment, Watto thought there might be a challenge because Jesus had funny hair.
I would've definitely challenged on the basis that we don't actually know the birthday of Jesus - the church decided to put it to the 25th of December, and not even all religions celebrate it the same day.
@@rkah6187Is that a challenge so much as an incorrect category?
Watto's challenge on Key, when you think about it, was as suspicious as you can get. Leaves the shot, comes back with a really obscure Jenifer and then clearly feels bad about it once Key is out. OVER! #Jenifergate #TeamKey
Challenging.
Upon further review, Watson mutters the word “challenge” before disappearing. It was somewhat caught in the extended riffing on “challenging”, so very easy to miss. I know this is all fun and games, gents, but mockery of the very structure of the game can only lead to tears. Nevertheless, I believe Watson’s reputation should be cleared.
@@jackisme0 I believe he knew he'd challenge on it, but went away and googled to come up with the Sister Act naughtiness
Super sus
My Mum spells it with one N. I've known ladies who spell it with two ff's.
Mark is dangling precariously over the precipice of disqualification from this whole set. Outrageous challenge etiquette.
Yeah, I think if you walk out of the shot, you should not be able to challenge the last round anymore
Original tradition: Key has the first category;
New tradition: Key effs up the first category :)
Loving the merch!! Still waiting for the ‘key to start’ keyring
I could do with a lapel pin, while they're merching.
Oh snap, merch... essential purchase, when you think about it.
Or simply some job gloves.
Yes please
Tim Key being angry wrong right off the bat is a real treat
angrily*?
the 'challenging!' gimmick gets me every time
VERY suspicious Jenifer Lewis challenge!
Especially when he had left the room for minutes then came back and straight away said Jenifer Lewis which is quite an obscure answer.
Flagrant cheating again from watson. Bringing no more jockeys into disrepute
The grin on his face... was sure he was going to admit to it.
Or, was it all a set up and we've all been played?
@@neilmeadowcroft7569 You might be right about that. They've all been good friends for a lot of years, seems unlikely he'd do that without the knowledge of the other two. Plus people are talking about it so maybe they are all in on it and having a laugh leaving cheating Easter eggs.
Thought the same. Disappears off camera, er challenge, Jenifer Lewis sister act, other credits include cars, Princess and the frog and she's from Missouri, USA. Want to hear some trivia? Imdb - Never heard of it mate, just off the top of my head.
Can i just say, I've watched this twice now and it's the best game from either set. The highlight is clearly 'Nature's god' and I'm baffled this hasn't yet been recognised BTL
I agree!
Friday is, when you think about it, the best day of my week because of No More Jockeys
Watto crashes out and immediately decides to pour Nesquik cereal onto his own head.
I don't mind it actually.
Very convenient that Mark leaves the room and immediately comes back with the obscure knowledge of the spelling of Jenifer Lewis's name...
Very convenient indeed
Frankly, until both arms and both feet are 100% in shot the whole match, I think it is best we disqualify him.
@@misinformedmarti I don’t mind it actually
Yeah, he was clearly looking at his framed “Sister Act” poster! 😠
This game has become such a great atmosphere-livener at my local bar in Thailand. I'd love to see a special one off episode of you guys trying the category memory game (such as animal category - each person says an animal but has to recite all previous animals first). Talking between the words can also be good way to attach them to the memory of the conversation - so it would still have the same conversational podcastesque feel as no more jockeys. Love the work boys keep it up.
A short story:
I eagerly started watching today's episode, but then was almost immidiately called away. I paused playback at exactly 1:41. I then had to conduct a fairly serious 5 minute conversation with my wife while trying desperately not to completely lose the plot thinking about how exactly Key was going to argue that a bat was a bird. Challenging.
Somehow "OI! PEN!" has got me in tears.
In addition to giving us this fine game, 2020 has, when you think about it, slowed the pace of life down and provided the opportunity to think about how in the future we, as individuals, can live life more on your own terms.
For me, I am now actively seeking employment where I can wear “job gloves”.
Controversy! Horne could have been challenged and out first go - Kim Jong Il vs Kym Marsh!
Shenanigans on Watto leaving the room and coming back with perfect recital of relatively obscure actress from an old movie. On examination the typing Jennifer into Google returns a list of Jennifer's with Jennifer Lewis as the first single N Jenifer. Doesn't pass the smell test, again me thinks. Post potential cheating preen count goes through the roof as he struggles with the knowledge.
"a weird way to go out".????.. Indeed.
It was very challenging for me not to giggle throughout all the challenging
this is the cutest game so far, congrats gentlemen
So Key is now just arguing himself out of the game? I find that challenging.
Key is challenging.
@@mostlylow yeah, he's hard work
Horne often seems a bit annoyed or irritated, perhaps because he's trying to produce something rather than just having fun, but this time he looked happier and appeared to enjoy the game much more. A very good episode.
i really don't think that's it. i think the slightly irritated look is more part of his comedy persona. i think he's just playing up his annoyance over his friends a bit.
You could see when Tim got caught in a loop there. Thanks gents, love it.
Great game today lads, nice to see Alex back on top form. Felt like a mid season 1 match. Top play lads.
When I really think about it, people would like a game where all 3 of them wear a dog mask. Watto will probably put his phone in his so he can cheat. Over.
Woah woah woah. Given that Key starts, Horne should have to give a correct name before he gets the win. I call for this win to be null and voided
Mark had a very challenging time pouring cereal on his head.
12:16 just noticed that Horne's shifted the camera so that it accidentally looks like he has antlers, from the tree wallpaper. now I can't unsee it.
First birds aren't animals, now bats are birds?
Very confused by Tim's understanding of taxonomy
It's essentially biblical.
That groups animals into fish(marine creatures including mammals and crustacea),
beasts(non-flying mammals and terrestrial reptiles),
birds(flying vertebrates)
I hear Watto is making a public announcement to address these very serious allegations tomorrow. He's he's up with Frank Skinner drafting a response. Expect fireworks.
Timmy with his fingers in his ears during boggles prawn cocktail interlude was just right, plus wattos timing for the Jenifer challenge was suspect
They didn't challenge Kylie Minogue? How many different Kyleighs/Kylee/Kiley/Kilee/even Kayleis are out there?
But can you name a famous 1?
How about repeated letters in first and last names
@@davenport2000 The category was No more people who DONT have repeated letters
@@lth5015 we found Key’s secret account
Additionally she's Australian-British.
Yes, undeniably Mark's Jenifer challenge was dodgy as hell, but there can't be many people who have had more jokes made about their haircut than Jennifer Aniston.
I was already delighted at how clearly drunk they were before Horne started hiccuping
The beginning of “hands off your face…”
The tension in the last minute of the video... Will he? Won't he? Is he gonna nail it...?! Exciting stuff!
Was James Dean ever a university Dean?
I'm wondering if they did some interesting editing to make Watto's Jenifer look _extra_ suspicious. Otherwise someone should've at least called it out on-stream, surely! (or maybe they cut out that specific debate)
3:05 is where Alex workshopped his sexy hula dance for Taskmaster
I for one, am sad that Alex was not labelled a Hornethologist. That one flew under the radar early doors.
I'm really curious where all this thing about "Flaamiinnnngooo" comes from - 02:56 Is it related to some show, character, meme?
It's Alan Flamingo
(it's nothing)
The Federer, Nadal and Nick Kyrgios of NMJ.
Federer, Nadal, Henman
21:04 great Mutley cameo there
Dzsenifer Maroszán, German football player (Hungarian roots, hence the Dzs), one of the biggest names in the women's game.
Was who I thought of right away when Key said Jennifer Aniston.
I thought of Kym Marsh when he said Kim Jong-Un
The more you look at Jennifer, it’s quite weird.
I know barely anything about rap, but as soon as Mark said Professor Green I thought 'isn't his real name Stephen something?' so was expecting one of them to challenge as it is often spelled 'Steven' as an alternative of course. He got away with one there, and it was his own category.
I thought the same with Jesus Christ also being called Emmanuel/Immanuel.
No more unique letters - screaming at this game!
Alex should have gone out saying Kim. There's Kym Marsh... On another note I love Key's fox jumper so much I bought myself one.
The no more unique letters in forename/surname completely forgotten there. Love to see it
Thanks for confirming it was indeed a category. I started to think I must have had imagined it.
I didn't see any contraventions, what name fell into that?
@@SgtLion When you think about it, I got the category completely backwards in what is generally considered a Classic Key move.
@@SgtLion and when you really think about it, as did I.
So if bats are birds and birds aren't animals... I wonder what the world according to Key is like?
Great game, all the challenging utterances messed with my head though. Still funny
we got a key 'arm' and a watson 'ah' right next to each other. blessed
Horne is drinking a Corona without a lime in it - that deserves a challenge!
Surely there's a challenge straight off the bat for Kim Jong Un - Kym Marsh?
Kim's his family name, not his Christian / given name
Not a single piece of cereal came out of that bag XD
"What do you pay before?" - movies, trains, car (I'll just drive this car for several years, and then when I'm done with it, I'll pay for it.). I would think there are fewer things you pay after than before, or at least 50/50.
I think you usually pay for goods first and services after, as a general rule
They are so intelligent that you'd think they knew the difference between an adjective and a noun, no?
Jim Can't Swim is doing a video on it. The body language experts are weighing in too. That's a hell of a big Twinkie.
4:25 Horne should've lost there due to the existence of Kym Marsh
I crave your merch but I am confident it will be lost on its way to Indonesia
“No more weights” would have taken me out 😂
It was a good game, won and lost in a strong traditional fashion. No malarkie, good honest challenge.
Watson goes off camera. Comes back. Challenges Key with perfect examples. Couldn’t have scripted it better. The people’s villain.
This season has to be null and void to maintain any form of integrity this completion once had.
And to think it was highlighted throughout....but it looks as if he’s addicted to cheating....he just can’t himself.
Or this competition in fact....
Professor Green’s real name is Stephen.
Steven would come crashing down on that answer then
Odd tripping off screen there by Watto.
Why didnt they challenge Professor Green? as it had r and e in both names as it was used @6.05 when it was set. Then James Dean? Did they forget that category completely?
Is Dan Walker a "walker"?
I'll tell you what, some of these categories were challenging. I don't mind that, when you really stop and properly think about it.
Oh, are you challenging?
I mean, I was trying to challenge!
Strange game, but technically excellent - first time I remember needing to watch an ad in the middle, anyone else?
You must've missed the Tim Key album infomercial in a previous episode.
Clearly everyone chose to ignore the category with no shared letters in a person's full first and last name (although Key's setting it ignores the fact that Ken Loach is Kenneth Loach and should have put himself out that round) James Dean, Kylie Minogue....
No more unique letters
So the repeated letter category just doesn't matter then, does it? Dan Walker had me shouting at the screen.
Wasn't it that they couldn't have ONLY unique letters, hence 'Ken Loach'.
@@mothpig yep.
I've made a huge mistake
Edit: Honestly guys, have a coffee before watching this first thing on a Friday morning.
@@MarkPentler : I made the exact same mistake. It was driving me crazy with every name they submitted ("But, but, that has the same letters..."). I thought they just completely forgot about it. When it was over, I went back to see if I was crazy... "Ohhhhhh! No names that DON'T have repeated letters. Ahhh!"
Tbh I would have been able to challenge Jennifer on the basis that Gennifer Flowers (who came forward saying that Bill Clinton had an affair with her) spells it with a G. It's a name I only ever saw once, but if it's Gennifer, it tends to stick in your mind
I didn't mind this actually ❤️⭐️
Are Pringles an illegal memory aid?
First appearance of “hands off yer face”?
MEEEERCH!!! Thanks, guys
Alex should've been out in the 1st round... Kym Marsh spells her name a different way!
Kim is actually not his first name but the family name. Therefore no violation of this category. However, Horne should have been out with Kim Yong Un because of violation of the rule No more names without any repeated letters across their whole name.
@@franziskafinefein The category with the repeated letters, when you think about it, hadn't been established by the time old Kimmy was played.
When you think about it, it is challenging.
Dan Walker isn't a walker?
bats are birds discourse.. this show gets more biblical every week
Jim Davidson could have also been he isnt his surname ... He isnt Davids Son.
I thought that was going to be the challenge 👍
Someone said in a different comment that with only one 's', the rule won't apply because it's not David's on
@@ym10up But etymologically Davidson does mean son of David, so an argument could be made there.
Not all things that fly are birds. Not all birds can fly. If he thinks about it, Key's mind will be blown...
Also, didn't Jennifer Aniston appear in a soap opera? Or is Friends not considered as soap opera??
21:38 = prize for those who stay to watch the After Credits in movies ✩✩✩
Oh Tim. Tim, Tim, Tim.
How long do you think Tim would have to sit and be out for if pens were allowed?
I wish I had done something like this, albeit probably much more poorly, with friends during lockdown. None of mine were really into regular zoom chats or dumb games, maybe we used text chat too much even when locked down. Oh well.
Something flying across Horne's screen at 1:23
Light reflected on his watch
How long has there been background/ambient music on these videos? Is it new or have I only just noticed?
There always has been.
I want to audit this episode! Audit I tell you!
Do you guys think the guy on the pringles tube has a tall thin body or a short fat body?
I think short and fat
Slightly disappointed we didn't lose anyone on bat or bird but fun game and good to see Mr Horne victorious again. Also have you ever considered an international game with a South African in two weeks time for example?
I was initially suspicious of Marks challenge on Key, but since watching it again I think it’s also possible that Editor-In-Chief Horne could be fucking with us. Mark does get up earlier in the game to check his phone is charging, and there are clearly editorial cuts around the challenge.
Could potentially be manipulated by Horne to throw Mark under the bus?
Quality conspiracy theory, this. Don't mind it.