No More Jockeys - Best Bits (Set 1)

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  • @TommyGhostal
    @TommyGhostal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I still laugh every time I watch Mark explain how big his pizza was with his hands

    • @PaddyRoon7
      @PaddyRoon7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He might actually be the most physically awkward being on the planet

  • @karltaylor4731
    @karltaylor4731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    One of my favourite exchanges, in which all three have a line:
    Horne: "Do you think a fish is an animal?"
    Key: "Can a fish fly?"
    Watson: "Some of them can, yeah."
    Perfect because it gets them nowhere.

  • @Mike-ro8oh
    @Mike-ro8oh 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    i come back to this maybe once every few months and it still gets me

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    These compilation vids really highlight the fact that Key looks like a completely different human being every week

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Tell you what, if that's not a swear word, Clint Eastwood's back in" LMFAO

  • @MisterAppleEsq
    @MisterAppleEsq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When you think about it, incredible edit.

  • @Erthradar
    @Erthradar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Looking at the google trends for "Penelope Pitstop" is so funny

  • @anupagnawali9101
    @anupagnawali9101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Penelope Pitstop still gets me every time

  • @rehsuekul8706
    @rehsuekul8706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    10:05 words that shook the Earth to its very core

  • @TennantJunkie1993
    @TennantJunkie1993 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    ALEXANDER JAMES JEFFREY I COULD KISS YOU! Thank you for correcting Tim before I went more fiddly than Mark over using fiddly on Taskmaster!

  • @gryrabild
    @gryrabild 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Finally..... The perfect video.
    Also, very amused by how Tim based these are.

  • @coldandabsurd
    @coldandabsurd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you so much for this. Cry laughing over breakfast.

  • @Shift8YawnsShift8
    @Shift8YawnsShift8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I've watched what you have to say, and I like it. Even if it did open up the Donald Duck wound.
    I think that the longer clips worked best in this, maybe because it's a nice and slow paced show originally. I also wouldn't mind a supercut of Mark saying "it's tricky", maybe with Mert Aksac to round it off.

  • @WaunGronChampion
    @WaunGronChampion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Why is my nose sooo diseased

  • @sierrahunterlewis7677
    @sierrahunterlewis7677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WE COMPLETELY ADORE EACH OF YOU 💞💞💞

  • @mrnoname98
    @mrnoname98 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    ""Elizabeth, tailor." is totally a sentence, imagine Elizabeth was a tailor and was slacking off, her boss would be like "Elizabeth, tailor!"

  • @kingofgoogle7715
    @kingofgoogle7715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mark's laugh when he gets the over gag
    6:40

  • @walterxbenjamin
    @walterxbenjamin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I keep forgetting that Key originally thought Penelope Pitstop is a redhead

  • @MichaelRichard0
    @MichaelRichard0 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    An all-star appearance from Mert Aksack 👏🏼

  • @lfcwilli
    @lfcwilli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You can 100% lock up a duck, it’s called a cage

  • @kingofgoogle7715
    @kingofgoogle7715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:49 pizza size

  • @amelialikesfrogs5778
    @amelialikesfrogs5778 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Penelope pitstop also has PE as well as IT

  • @meatballYF
    @meatballYF ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You would need the name of the prison Donald was in. He could've just been in jail in that gif, and jail's no prison.

  • @praalgraf
    @praalgraf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    bless this dumb show, great video!

  • @MrOtistetrax
    @MrOtistetrax 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I always thought Timkey was quite smart. This show repeatedly demonstrates how wrong I was.

  • @J_PhD
    @J_PhD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anyone who can identify the poster behind Key @ 12:12?

    • @asmspr2398
      @asmspr2398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      www.etsy.com/uk/listing/180869795/poster-demand-sausages-everywhere-soviet - looks like some good ol ussr propaganda. Frankly, iconic, if you ask me

    • @J_PhD
      @J_PhD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@asmspr2398 Mate! Fantastic! Thank you!

  • @SerendipityChild
    @SerendipityChild 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Birds and mammals are more closely related than mammals and lizards are.
    If a cow and a lizard are both animals, the bird is too.

  • @maladaptvs
    @maladaptvs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    tea kettle timmy

  • @Jonathan_Finch
    @Jonathan_Finch 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I believe Key was right to walk on Donald Duck because imprisoned is different from in prison let alone incarcerated
    When you think about it of course

    • @Jonathan_Finch
      @Jonathan_Finch 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And I don’t want to hear any dream sequence nonsense

  • @jennypence1328
    @jennypence1328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    right whats all this then

  • @spamcosy
    @spamcosy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    an ian hislop compilation
    please , stupidity

  • @WhitbyStuff
    @WhitbyStuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A bird isn't an animal.

    • @drwoo6090
      @drwoo6090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There are five main groups of living things*. These groups are called ‘kingdoms’. They are: Monerans, Protists, Fungi, Plants and Animals.
      *In America, the system is slightly different, with Monera being split into two groups: Archaea and Bacteria. So don’t forget, in the USA there are six kingdoms!
      A bird certainly isn’t a plant or a fungus. Monerans and protists are very small things like bacteria and some algae. That doesn’t sound very bird-like either!
      That means the only kingdom left for a bird is the animal kingdom!

    • @LordHarryBo
      @LordHarryBo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      When you think about it, it is