EPISODE: Episode 5 - The Big Reveal
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ธ.ค. 2020
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comment "i'd swim in this toxic swamp for you any day" if ur reading this!
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I'm a simple girl, Kurtis posts, I click
i agree with this assessment
Ummmm yeah basically I just simp for Kurtis....there I said it, it's out there!
congrats on the pin
How to get likes:
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"Giving you the illusion of choice" should be Episodes slogan tbh
it should be my existences slogan
Wow I’ve finally found my life’s motto.
Haha. To be fair tho some of the community stories actually have several completely different storylines which can happen depending on choices. The episode originals are all crap tho.
@@TUMunich Community stories can have gems now too
@@taylove1461 yeah that sucks so bad… episode has gone really bad.
imagine being at your wedding party and your spouse says “anyways, here’s a video tribute of all the times i stalked you before i talked to you”
It's literally the most romantic thing someone could do. If my future romantic partner doesn't show me a video of all the times they filmed me sleeping, I don't want them. /j
Edward Cullen I'm lookin at you
joe goldberg type beat
Bars
kurtis: imagine if they just showed it lol
they: showed it
kurtis: *wait no-*
10 months ago, 1.6k likes, no replies.
@@allistor5504 11 months ago, 1.8k likes, 1 reply
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Yooo, Tony's lucky he's not a car because Leah's about to throw hands.
😂😭
i read that in the italian accent
Don’t forget to say ‘Robert Dinero’ after someone says thank you!
Guess you could say he's gonna get...WRECKED
ugh, i hate when my significant other calls me "honey" and then I turn around and find out they're a bee 🙄
I swear this happens ALL THE TIME! Like my partner just turns into bees before my eyes. Like yeah, it was funny the first few times, now get back in your suit.
ikr? you guys understand me 😫
And they're always asking if I like jazz. Like wtf?
i thought you were bae... turns out you were just fam
@@Raven-wq4li i thought you were bae... turns out you're just bee 😔
imagine not being phased by seeing a plastic wailing baby in a warehouse but instead lifting it, singing to it for a generous amount of time and naming it peanut.
IM GONNA CRYYYY
I NEVER NOTICED THAT-
yeah that guy seemed lonely
That dude’s my favorite
@@beagotm9318 his names peany for short :-)
I love how Kurtis just hates this series.
Yet he still spends money on it 😂
I actually sent “ I’d swim in this toxic swamp for you any day “ to my crush and turns out she watches you’re channel too and it led to us talking. we are going out in Few days, thanks Curtis the line works !
C U R T I S
GOOD FOR YOU, MAN!
How was your date
That is actually nice, good for you!
that’s literally the best news I’ve hear
“Honestly you were terrible”
GIRLLL 🤭 ID START CRYING
Same atleast lie 🙈🙊
The relationship would be over. I’d never be able to do anything with them ever again hahahaha
It’s literally my worst fear
literally 5 minutes later she was like "that was magical aha xx you're the only one who understands me" this game... i-
id be ... pretty devastated oml
😳😰
Ah yes, the three genders: Cody Simpson hair, shaved on the sides, and bald
as an italian this is exactly how we talk
Oh... like a TH-camr trying to do an Italian accent? Cool
@lil noun they were obviously making a joke
So you just randomly start speaking in a southern accents too?
Props to Kurtis
@@el-ij6zj I know.
I knew the hand motion was a part of it!
Kurtis: I should give him an Italian accent
Also Kurtis: Gives him a New Yorker accent
@Youmna Ahmouch sounds like a new yorker in denial
only the city new yorkers talk like that
@@archpluto1897 the city is also called new york Noone actually cares about the rest of the state lol
LMAOOO that is true though as a non-New York City New Yorker
@@archpluto1897 😭poor non-city New Yorkers, I still think you guys are really cool! -A city New Yorker
"we're doing colors of the rainbow, didn't you get the memo?" HER HAIR IS LITERALLY FIRE ENGINE RED
YES
"I'll swim in this toxic swamp any day" sounds like a pick up line for shrek lmao
get oot my swamp
That's what I was thinking 😭😭
shrek :)
@@babyillinois199 i love shrek too... haha what a small world😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@caremiccats this is insanity... like: 0_0
These are just playable wattpad books 😂
I know one that actually is a wattpad adaptation... bad boy something
@@iJustWannaBeNamelessthe bad boys girl is the one jennxpenn played and it's not even on the app anymore 😭😭 apparently this one is based on a wattpad story too
Best line ever: Oh, that doesn't make any fucking sense.
Could sum up the whole series lol
I’ll literally never get tired of the Leah punching cars jokes
Same
SAME AHHAHAH bruh
i forgot the reference :/
@@sarahjeanwinkler2540 she was trying to start her car by punching it
I died cause I forgot about it!
I BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE.............. *TURN IT UP*
yeereeeereereeeeee
Agreed
WOOOOO
AYEEEE
🔊
I’ve watched his hair grow progressively longer with each episode of Episode. And I watched the payments go from Finger ID to Face ID.
Can we appreciate how well Kurtis handled the horrible awkwardness of all of the episodes in the best way possible, legendary
Kurtis: I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl $hit
*spends all his money on a kids game*
LMFAOOO
Hey, some episodes stories SLAP🙄 the community ones tho not the one Kurtis plays.
also kids game: *warning mature content*
As an Episode player, it is FAR from a kids game
kids game: *vajinuh*
leah: *does anything*
kurtis: “it’s cuz u punched a car”
not only did she punch it, it SHOOK. that’s either a flimsy ass car or shes fucking iron man
@@anna_banana414
This is the side plot we all want to see
th-cam.com/video/oZ5d7zYg1uU/w-d-xo.html
kurtis is every mom about phones and leah is us 😔
@@abdelwahabnassim6281 why did this link me to Arabic peotry?
"the cop didn't go to college?.....i feel like they should"
"i gotta go arrest people for small amounts of marijuana"
wait so she got into a second car accident, she was in the hospital for 3 seconds as opposed to the last time where she was in a coma for years. and shes not injured at all ?? and not affected at all by toni just comin out of the woodworks to sauce up his ex
“that cop didn’t go to college?....weird...i feel like they should.” S L A M M E D
i was looking for this comment LMAO
^^
OBLITERATED
DESTROYED
Slammed?
Just like the car Leah slammed and literally obLITERATED?
*kurtis: lmao what if they just showed it
*episode: shows it
His face 😂 he was so shocked
IVE PLAYED THIS YEARS AGO I DIDNT KNOW EPISODE JUST GOT RID OF THEIR GUIDELINES FOR 'GINA, I DIDNT HAVE GEMS IG LMFAO????
His face lmfaooo- 😭😭😭
Can we get some fs in the chat for kurtis 😔
@@rommarone1025 F
if i had a dollar for each time kurtis has said “im kurtis, i’m a bisexual theater kid” i would have 4, which isn’t much but wild thats he’s said that 4 times
kurtis saying “i’ll give tony an italian accent” and then proceeding to do a nyc accent will never fail to send me
"I'm gonna give him an Italian accent because his name is Tony"... *New York accent*
eh theyre one in the same
same energy as Emmett from twilight saying “her name is Bella” when asked if Bella is even Italian
Haha
Haha
Haha
why is everyone sleeping on the “🎵codY siMpsEeuUoOn 🎵”
right? he killed that
fr those vocals do be on point
true
16:39
@@hamflavoredlipbalm6077 THANK YOU
i was 100% sure after kurtis said “why is he talking about honey?” he was going to be like “oh because it’s a brand deal!” what a missed opportunity.
"why are we at the lake?"
"to drown this baby"
The silliest thing is these characters are supposed to be like 17 years old. Like tf when the drunk car thing happened they were 14?
This could easily be explained by a time machine
@@kenyaaragon3944 oh yes ofc
@@kenyaaragon3944 this was so absurd, i laughed out loud
Well I mean they could be late 17/early 18, and the car thing happened when they were early 16/late 15? I dont know maybe its the city but kids get drunk at 13 in New York so it doesn't seem that crazy to me
It's pretty common where I live tbh 🗿
"every guy has the same haircut" sings kurtis, with the same haircut
i thought i was the only one who caught that ADFKSHDFOW
I thought the exact same thing every time he said that lmaoo
kurtis has the spicy version. he took it to another level with the mullet
7:11
He has a mullet not a 2010 justin Bieber cut lmao
the strength this man has everytime, i cannot keep a straight face when he says chris phucker and he's just unphazed
I thought Tony was gonna say "Are you lost baby girl?" when he showed up at the hospital hahahah
That movie cursed me forever I couldn’t fucking breathe
I SPIT OUT MY FOOD WHEN HE SAID "giyna" instead of "geena"
Same, lmao. And I choked coz I was eating when he said that.
HDGBVHDSJ SAME
he was still thinking about how his whole screen was vajinuh
Kurtis is just sane Dwight
'gina
two teenage girls: *literally have a robot baby and leave said baby in a wrecked car that needs to be towed to the police station*
policeman: "oh what a perfect family"
edit: oh noooo i didn’t know editing got rid of the heart wtf my perfect day is ruined
other edit: if kurtis hearts this again, i’ll give him my own robot baby
Love wins...
@@DanasGoneCrazy PLSS
Well you know what they say, true love is teens 😔
@@chloeiffrig446 the East knows this
@@chloeiffrig446 that’s the great thing about school girls... I get... no...
Can’t believe he actually chose the terrible choice, I almost spit out my water
7:11 im saving this for me and me only
IM SO HIGH THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER HEARD OH YMKEIWJDE😊
@@casualdeluluso real this is so fucking funny
@@witheredhouseplant YEAH!!!
kurtis: imagine if they just showed it😹
episode: ok boss
kurtis: •-•
I wonder how many people texted their “I’d swim in this toxic swamp for you any day”
And I want to know the responses.
I did and she told me to piss off
I did and he hasn’t responded. I think it’s safe to say we’re getting married
she said "and you will"
I did it and she said laww you watch kurtis’s new video”
I love how Kurtis makes a reference to Leah punching her car EVERY SINGLE VIDEO.
I'M CRYING TEARS FROM YOUR LITTLE BUMBLEBEE SKIT
wait there's people that don't get extra greetings... what a sad life
i can’t even imagine that must be so hard
@I’m Legit subbbing to everyone who subbs to me shut up you bot
could never be me 😌✋🏽
@@hayden1300 it's not me ill tell u that for free
Well, especially that ONE time we ALL didn’t get an extra greeting ✋🏻😪
“You were terrible!” And she’s just like “sorry I’ll be better next time” 😂😂 and that’s it ! Lolol
Anyways here is a shirt you can wear! Or not if you dont have gems
A toxic relationship!
@@alexmalzeke4649 lol In real life anybody would be like “get the fuck out asshole” 😂
@@hanashable95 fr😂😂
Somehow they found a way to make an episode story even cringer than usual
15:50 so you just bring me a birthday gift on my birthday for my birthday party on my birthday?
lmfao the skit is how I imagine the girl in 50 First Dates wakes up every morning, production value *chefs kiss*
Also the "crack crack" part 😂
"is this a full-on bumblebee in my bed right now??" isn't that just the full plot of the bee movie
kinda upset that he didn't make a bee movie reference
@@katiaaa108 repression
"You're terrible in bed"
"Wow.......I think this is the happiest I've ever felt."
i'm a simple enby, i see the flag, i click like
@@uydfi35 Same
@@uydfi35 same
degradation kink
@@eri4232 was this reply necessary /lh
you should have said "alright folks" and then when the clap came you inserted Leah punching a car
1:54
NOOO you missed a “MAKIN IT STINKY” opportunity
me: struggling to keep kurtis', danny's, and mikaela's episode plot lines straight
SAME i was like but kurtisssss what about your vlog
ok mr. struggle
ok accidental archives
Lmaoo same
Honestly Kurtis’ is the most chaotic of the three
i told my crush i'd swim in a toxic swamp for them any day. we're married now.
The whole ordeal took one hour.
so inspirational
Couple goals😍
congratulations 🥳
That’s so adorable🥺 y’all are cute
Why is no one talking about the right off the bat joke? That’s peak comedy.
why is no one talking about the Harry Styles Jesus candle on 9:52
oh my god I love kurtis
A man of taste
Kurtis: "Every guY HaS thE SaME HaiRcuT"
ALso Kurtis" *has that haircut*
LMAO THIS COMMENT SENT ME
That's what I thought too 😆
lolllll
I was searching for this comment XDD thank you
Lol he's got a mullet tho
I really thought that “forgetting your husband” skit was going to be a Honey ad lmfao
Bruuuu sameee😂
SAME
SAME SKSKKSKS
I lost my shit at 10:05. I was laughing so hard I started crying. That is one of the funniest skits you've ever done.
He bit off her nose OOF
16:49
***serious music***
Tony: I was the one that called the ambulace
Kurtis:
Kurtis: *BaDaBingbAdAbOom*
the italian accent is absolutely sending me
🎶click clack badabing badaboom🎶
The community created stories on Episode are GOLD. They're usually written like fanfics and you don't ever have to use gems
fanfics are always so nicely written and popular books are always like “oh my i love using notmal words”
Oml community episodes are my secret addiction
@@carolineweaver76 what’re some good ones lol
factual
Honestly though, there was this one story I really liked but the creator stopped it smh
Kurtis saying “I hope you’re doing well” in that extra greeting is what cures my depression
8:11 okay, but this bit cracked me up...
*crack*ed you up
i
@@hannanagsno
“i’m a bisexual theatre kid”
me: *well that feels familiar*
same
YEP SAME HAHHAA
Thats me and my entire club
*me-*
⬛️🔪 🟦 🟥🟨🟩 💥🏫 💥
Can we get a recap on how much he’s spent on this story
please
Probably over 50 dollars 💀💀
Bet
He's spent $50.25
Playing this game is as painful as taking a golf club to the head
Why did you have to remind me
rip joel
Fishy fishy makin it stinky making it stinky 2:10
He said vagina so many times, he mispronounced Gina 😂
AKSHSHSH IKR
kurtis's "Italian" accent sounds like a mosquito
why is that description perfect though-
@@Emma-mj3pz it’s not
@@james_medlin it is
i chocked lmao
...the mosquitos in starship...
Kurtis I highly recommend playing The Arcana, it's similar to this but not that similar, it's in a fantasy setting, there's 6 romanceable characters, and there's multiple ways to earn coins for the paid choices.
The Arcana is so got damn good
@@raeganshort278 got dayum
but like i absolutely love the arcana i could never handle the jokes lmaoo
8:17 leah:🕴
kurtis if i get a mullet we can twin and twinning is winning
"twinning is winning" mood
don’t let tom hear you say that
I GOT A MULLET BC OF HIM ASF 😩😩
:0 get one, we'd be mullet triplets
I got a mullet about a year ago soo...
the "honestly you were terrible"
had me dead faster than her DEVILS TANGO life
Thats a Tapastic comic, and I love it.
The fact he didn’t even hesitate is what killed me 😭
Idk why these vids aren’t more popular. I love this series.
3:02 hit and the puns went OFF
*nobody:*
*fiona to shrek: i'd swim in this toxic swamp for you any day*
So romantic 😍
Vjunuh
VC POR AQUI DONA RABIA
Eita
Yes
sounds like a kpop stage name
that's deep bro.. 😔
She got into a car accident, and one of her main concerns is her school project????
"You were terrible"
*"THIS IS THE HAPPIEST IVE EVER BEEN"*
So Rent Parties are absolutely a thing, especially at the turn of the 20th century. It was a community based solution for Black people and Black performers. Black people would host rent parties at their apartment a, have musicians perform, and charge a small cover fee. The fees would pay for rent. This tactic also provided a space for Black musicians to workshop new work and was a major factor in the development of Blues as it traveled from New Orleans to KC, Chicago, and Harlem. Just some Black history knowledge for everyone!
Woah! Thank you
wow! that’s so interesting, i never knew this :0
Thanks for sharing! This actually cleared up part of the Episode story but also taught me some history :)
That makes sense about why they don't exist in my country
This is awesome thanks for sharing!
Kurtis I tried sending “I’d swim in a toxic swamp for you” to my girlfriend and they left me on read.
Update:She’s now my ex girlfriend
you have to pay 20 diamonds if you want her to reply
@@billnyesmassivethighs3847 got it 👍 I will try that.
F
That’s rough buddy
Update: She’s now my ex girlfriend
13:40 gave me nightmares
SAME LODOASNDAĞDOĞİQÜFPFBF
Alright texted my crush the thing and he replied “LETSSSSSSS GO” so yeah i think it worked thanks Kurtis
Kurtis: I'll give him an Italian accent
Kurtis: *Brooklyn accent activated* ayyy gabagool im tony
Gabagool 😂😂😂
nothing to see here, just a 26 year old man playing a game about two high school girls raising a robot baby together
Nothing strange about that at all guess hes been mad for fuckin years
9:14 "uh, so sad... they didn't even pick the carpet" what are you saying kurtis
so i sent the "I'd swim in this toxic swamp for you any day" to my girl-best friend and she said "same here"
we are now dating
Congrats
👏🥳
when i heard my crush say “i’d swim on a toxic swamp for you any day”, that’s when i knew she was the one...
Mh
That is the most cursed pfp I've seen
Your pfp.....
yo are you from wattpad 😭😭
How do I erase an image from my memory
Leah hates cars like Neil Breen hates laptops.
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave
💀 You went there
The theme was ‘colours of the rainbow’. And she wasn’t wearing the right thing. EVERY COLOUR IS A COLOUR OF THE RAINBOW! WTF DO YOU MEAN?
I lost it at “is this a bee?” Lmfaooo
love that Kurtis has a full girlfriend he could use for his marriage skit but he does it with himself
It makes it so much better
id be real fucking worried if he had half a girlfriend lying around
yOU BEAT ME TO MY JOKE
@@fgellert5623 PLS HAHSHDJSJ
a full girlfriend, not a half one?
At the end of this series we need a calculation of how much money he’s spent on diamonds
This episode he encountered 4 choices requiring diamonds, 2 of which he had to purchase diamonds for. (The first choice he had some diamonds left from last time, and the last one, he decided not to wear the rainbow dress.) He generally encounters about that number of diamond opportunities, and he probably spends 40-60 diamonds per episode, or 240-300 diamonds for the entire series. 20 diamonds costs $2.79 plus tax, which in Ontario is 5% GST + 8% PST. This means he's spent probably about $37.83- $47.29 on the entire series.
@@katesterthegreatster5619 🙏🙏🙏
@@katesterthegreatster5619 you absolute legend.
@@armidayjessica275 thank you!
@@katesterthegreatster5619 you genius.
kurtis before playing episode: “okay guys I’m going to play episode now!”
kurtis after playing episode: “fuck guys I’m completely broke, I can’t even afford to pay my rent. Damn you and your gems episode !”
if he cant afford his rent he should throw a party with rich jocks
16:21 Kurtis saying this line in such a deadpan voice gets me every time
kurtis really played his own husband for a minute
of course makes perfect sense
“i play kurtisssssss. i’m a bisexual theatre kid.”
he just described my entire high school
same lmaooo
he just described me NDHSHHD
do you go to one of those liberal arts high schools? No shade but the theater kid part sounds terrifying
@@christmastiger how did u know ❤️
@14:37 I thought the music for "Firework" was playing and I was going to scream. XD