"Episode" Is The Weirdest Mobile Game Of All Time

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    FOLKS! This is one of my most requested videos for some reason, so I decided to finally sit down and play the mobile game "Episode". My expectations were very low...but holy smokes, this game is terrible. So I hope you guys enjoy my misery as I play the weirdest mobile game of all time!
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  • @orlys8963
    @orlys8963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7493

    literally kurtis: this is a dumb game
    Kurtis spending 27 dollars on diamonds because he wants to go out on a date with spencer

    • @usernameunavailable2490
      @usernameunavailable2490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      isabel collyns you mean blonde kurtis

    • @geem.6996
      @geem.6996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      but its relatable

    • @marygracefellows3768
      @marygracefellows3768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wait I thought he said it was only 2 dollars

    • @Ndrl888
      @Ndrl888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Orly S 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shakaprio
      @shakaprio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      * cody simpson

  • @josuke4048
    @josuke4048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5917

    Episodes options be like:
    **your crush has asked you out**
    -throw yourself out the window and ruin any future chances with them {free}
    -say yes and admit you like them { 4000000 gems}

    • @sweetyfri
      @sweetyfri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Google how do you get free gems illegally-- I mean legally?

    • @gokinezula1689
      @gokinezula1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      fr tho

    • @C.C.353
      @C.C.353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      And you end up throwing yourself out the window and ruining any future chances with them regardless of the option you pick

    • @Nikola-wy6yf
      @Nikola-wy6yf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Thats why i dont play official stories. Also a lot of official ones have LL version and u don’t have to pay for choices

    • @faparis
      @faparis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It felt great to be your 1k like 😭

  • @peggyschuyler3330
    @peggyschuyler3330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2893

    I remember saving up gems for an outfit in a game and i was at like 40 gems. I misclicked and accidentally spent them on a breakfast in bed. Bitch burnt everything and gave me a bagel

    • @alexishaynes5609
      @alexishaynes5609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      im sorry but this is so funny 😂

    • @user-lp2vz7jx7c
      @user-lp2vz7jx7c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      i chortled out loud at this wtf

    • @fly2292
      @fly2292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      BYE

    • @onzaligayary3675
      @onzaligayary3675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i wheezed 🤣😭

    • @notanemovampire
      @notanemovampire ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i thought you was looking for a mind at work

  • @dulapeep2729
    @dulapeep2729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16484

    Episode:
    You’re at your grandmas funeral
    *Send condolences (100 diamonds)*
    *Start performing WAP and start yelling very offensive slurs to the open casket (free)*

    • @jesuschrysler8467
      @jesuschrysler8467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      THIS COMMENT HAS ME ROLLING IN MY GRAVE JJDHSFHSDFHDFADIFHSDJHSDGHDFGHIFHGSHGSHDS

    • @Kevindoesedits
      @Kevindoesedits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +891

      @@jesuschrysler8467 just like the grandma
      /j
      Yeah I’m still going to hell

    • @jesuschrysler8467
      @jesuschrysler8467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      @@Kevindoesedits LMAO I WAS EXPECTING THAT COMMENT IM GLAD YOU SAID THAT🙏‼️

    • @mlle7321
      @mlle7321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      Why is the superior option free?

    • @miwitistic
      @miwitistic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@mlle7321 uhhh

  • @catherinemaclaine7166
    @catherinemaclaine7166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5026

    Kurtis I hate to be the one to say this but you have to make a part 2 of this video

  • @princessulku
    @princessulku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5826

    BRUH HE SPENT 20 DIAMONDS TO KISS CODY AND THE STORY FORCED HIM BACK TO LEAH ANYWAYS LMFAOOOO

    • @maybutnotaunt
      @maybutnotaunt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      Princess Ülkü gay rights

    • @LivPC
      @LivPC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      The Episode Original stories suck lol he should go for one of the Fan stories, they don't drain your money with diamond choices

    • @literallystfu9812
      @literallystfu9812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      you’re right i t s a d a m n g a m e, imagine getting that offended by it doing that, its stupid but its really not that serious

    • @thatsoamine
      @thatsoamine 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      naber lan

    • @sarads7877
      @sarads7877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      literally stfu i mean it is kinda problematic tho, if people knew the choices were meaningless they wouldn’t spend money on them, would they?
      They make you think, since it’s a “special option” it’s going to have an impact on the plot, but it actually doesn’t. It’s dodgy.

  • @peachpunk6939
    @peachpunk6939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13127

    “Kurtisssss is a very polite woman”
    Guess you could say she’s...
    Kurtioussss

    • @rusty852
      @rusty852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

      that was horrible well done

    • @lynnrowcliff
      @lynnrowcliff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Dear lor-

    • @kurti.cy.
      @kurti.cy. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      T h a n k s

    • @spookyspaghett1
      @spookyspaghett1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      This is my 13th reason🥰

    • @cringe.lordxoxo9129
      @cringe.lordxoxo9129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@spookyspaghett1 AHAHAHAGDBDVDJ-

  • @aliengirl7098
    @aliengirl7098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Your crush is sitting right there! What do you do?
    -keep sitting but be cute while doing so (100 diamonds)
    -beat up the toddler at the other table, throw it across the room, stomp it to the ground (free)

  • @redacted5078
    @redacted5078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11680

    _"Your crush is approaching you. What do you do?_
    -Say Hi (40 gems and a kidney)
    -mass murder (free)

    • @stupidsanbii
      @stupidsanbii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

      Oh hell yes I’ll take the mass murder any day

    • @QueerAndHunger
      @QueerAndHunger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      You can say hi if you commit mass murder first

    • @zombie_6555
      @zombie_6555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      How’s the mass murder free? That’s the best choice!

    • @AmandaNavarro
      @AmandaNavarro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Dammit I just nose laughed into my cereal 😭😭😭

    • @nyeommyeom
      @nyeommyeom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I spend 40 diamonds and a kidney to say hi and then mass murder

  • @jazminornelas7615
    @jazminornelas7615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5547

    the real title of this video should've been: "I MADE OUT WITH CODY SIMPSON IN THE MOVIE THEATER😲😲 AND GOT DETENTION?!?!?"

    • @ari-wn4rq
      @ari-wn4rq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      +18 😣😣😣😣😣😣

    • @christinarivas4510
      @christinarivas4510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Watch till the end 😱

    • @Moosechestoose
      @Moosechestoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jazmin Ornelas imagine being so funny kurtis pins your comment

    • @clara-md3qp
      @clara-md3qp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      AND I THINK IM PREGNANT!???😨

    • @hunnibee4478
      @hunnibee4478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dont forgot the exaggerated face expression on the thumbnail 😂

  • @llamapillarquackquack3899
    @llamapillarquackquack3899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1629

    I just read an entire Wattpad story only to realise that this “episode” was based off of it
    I’m literally so dumb

    • @cherryblossoms6605
      @cherryblossoms6605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      OMG I'VE READ IT TOO! AND I WAS THINKING WHY THE STORY WAS SO SIMILAR!!

    • @oonooooooooo
      @oonooooooooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      did that fanfic happen to be about cody simpson

    • @sk3l3tonnstar
      @sk3l3tonnstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      i called out someone for that once they copied a whole ass episode story and pretended it was theirs in wattpad-
      They deleted the book and blocked me ✋😭

    • @sapphirethesapphic
      @sapphirethesapphic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i remember that story! i wonder if the author ever played the game

    • @margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486
      @margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oonooooooooo not that I remember

  • @lylalala
    @lylalala 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1477

    no one:
    episode:
    Y/N: “oh no! i have nothing to wear to this party!”
    best friend/roommate/sibling/whatever: “actually i spent all week sleeplessly sewing you a beautiful dress”
    wear dress: 50 diamonds
    don’t: free
    Y/N: “thanks! but i feel most comfortable with what i’m in right now.”
    bestie: “that’s fine you look great either way”
    like HUH

    • @dunkey759
      @dunkey759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      OMG HELP THE "Thats fine look great either way" LIKE WHYYY IM LITERALLY WEARING PAJAMAS
      (also your pfp is *chef's kiss*)

    • @EmmaJohnsonShenanigans
      @EmmaJohnsonShenanigans ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dunkey759 their pfp looked like Emma from The Promised Neverland (no relation to me btw)

    • @gianna526
      @gianna526 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That's SO accurate, or it's something like
      Y/N "All the couples are matching at this party, and (partner) and I will win if we wear matching outfits!"
      Expensive stylist "I have just what you need!"
      Adorable matching outfit: 50 diamonds
      Hot matching outfit: 50 diamonds
      Sweatpants and t shirts or hideously inappropriate prints like zebra and polka dots: free
      Y/N "Thanks but we have to get to the party now!"
      Partner "Are you sure? (mean girl) will win if we don't wear the matching outfits"
      and then you have to lose the entire game because you didn't want to sell your kidney to get a matching outfit

  • @leahblumel1
    @leahblumel1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3665

    Was mindlessly listening to this with AirPods on and when you go “hey Leah oh she can’t hear me she has AirPods in” i freaked tf out for a hot sec lmao

    • @leahwilliams6
      @leahwilliams6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Leah Blumel sameee

    • @natashacalif3412
      @natashacalif3412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh My God I was listening with AirPods on too 😂

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@leahwilliams6 😂😂

    • @clara.galley
      @clara.galley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Love this haha

    • @hizkias2679
      @hizkias2679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Gamers rise up

  • @clementinesinclair13
    @clementinesinclair13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3567

    "what are you gonna wear to your prom?"
    -Pretty dress that will get your crushes attention (50 gems + body part)
    -Trash bag (Free!)

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Well, a trash bag will definitely get peoples attention.

    • @pavement8280
      @pavement8280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      This was actually reversed in another story(?) on there, the party had a weird theme and the option that cost a bunch of gems was just yellow tape and there was a free dress

    • @mirrorj3002
      @mirrorj3002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Your average Dishwasher wait i remember that

    • @emi-eg9bu
      @emi-eg9bu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pavement8280 yeah i know that one

    • @hannahmarassa5163
      @hannahmarassa5163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pavement8280 haha I played that one

  • @xuiiya2109
    @xuiiya2109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Episode:
    “You’ve just gotten engaged, what dress will you wear?”
    *Go to your own wedding in pyjamas (free)*
    *Wear a wedding dress (40 diamonds + your organs)*

    • @christinagoodson
      @christinagoodson ปีที่แล้ว +8

      to be fair kurt cobain got married in his pyjamas

  • @vinx3078
    @vinx3078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    This teacher straight up asked for fanfic of his students

  • @Gooseboy17
    @Gooseboy17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    The fact that you had the chance to put your name as “Kurtlyn” and you didn’t, really grinds my grains.

    • @rebeccam2176
      @rebeccam2176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg I need him to see this

    • @godscomplex13
      @godscomplex13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rebecca Malley he needs to know how disappointed we all are

    • @wolfwebshow
      @wolfwebshow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I thought he was going to do Kurtissa

    • @Gooseboy17
      @Gooseboy17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lydia Wiens He had so many good options 😪

    • @jade_ehx600
      @jade_ehx600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Madison Cain kurtirina

  • @jg9301
    @jg9301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10701

    in every game i name my character “my homie” so everyone who talks to me sound like a really chill bro

    • @anaxoxo2
      @anaxoxo2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Banana Banana I love it😂

    • @bearsneezer1929
      @bearsneezer1929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Banana Banana imma start Doug that

    • @imeantloveyou5eva
      @imeantloveyou5eva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      genius

    • @nicholasgarrett742
      @nicholasgarrett742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      @save Felix's hairline its basically non existent her teachers are gonna have fun trying to pronounce that.

    • @ariclassic621
      @ariclassic621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂

  • @SubXiV
    @SubXiV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    The funny thing is that the user made stories are actually fun to read

    • @jumi21
      @jumi21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Exactly!

    • @cherryspice1011
      @cherryspice1011 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      AND CHEAPER

  • @PhenylSSBU
    @PhenylSSBU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    POV: You are watching the first episode to catch up for the final episode he just released

  • @reinism7891
    @reinism7891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8051

    imagine staying on the hotel room next to his and all u heard is "I DIDN'T MADE OUT WITH CODY SIMPSON FOR NOTHING"

  • @krystalb661
    @krystalb661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5175

    Episode is like:
    Your best friend is happy and getting married! Will you......
    A. Agree to be her bridesmaid
    B. Sleep with her fiancé, have his child, and steal her identity.

    • @user-uz7tl1ns5g
      @user-uz7tl1ns5g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

      literally, then agreeing to be her bridesmaid will cost like 50 diamonds

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      The memes about this game are so funny though, I remember this one where two girls are about to kiss, but one is too short, and the options are like:
      1. pull her down to kiss her
      2. cut her fucking legs off

    • @ayahernandez8434
      @ayahernandez8434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      option A: 19 gems
      option B: FREE

    • @carltonbanks2351
      @carltonbanks2351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      And then you always choose B. Because you want to know what happens

    • @skyandclouds5625
      @skyandclouds5625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmfaooo

  • @madsstokes
    @madsstokes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Okay but as a WLW, I can confirm other WLW and me are startled whenever we see each other.

  • @LordPOTatoo
    @LordPOTatoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "Dude my car won't start."
    *sigh*
    *beats the hell out of car*

  • @screameureka7029
    @screameureka7029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4068

    episode be like:
    it’s your first day at a new school! What will you wear?
    cute casual skirt! (40 gems)
    bold dress! (40 gems)
    fortnite shirt and a trump hat (free)

    • @karman1377
      @karman1377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Lindsay M omfg I swearrr lmaoo

    • @Calvin.K.Langat
      @Calvin.K.Langat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Trump hat lmaoooo 😂😂

    • @peanutbutter4435
      @peanutbutter4435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      *BFF character*- don’t forget your crush is a Democrat and hates video games!

    • @jordanh4362
      @jordanh4362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Peanut Butter nothing has been more accurate

    • @Judessin
      @Judessin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same thing with Love island mobile. All the sexy outfits 10 diamonds, basic dress free.

  • @L-92761
    @L-92761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1936

    “I made out with Cody Simpson and for what?”- Kurtis Connor 2020

    • @L-92761
      @L-92761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      indp. iv oh damn that’s neat I thought it was a very throw away comment lol

    • @maryammuhib
      @maryammuhib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah this comment needs more replies, also here are some sparkles for a good day ✨✨✨

    • @iamarat7667
      @iamarat7667 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the only way we live on campus is not the same a great time and money and you are doing good I am a very happy and prosperous New and improved and we are not in my head around the matter with you on this one was hurt me and the iced out to me as a great time with your friends have a nice time at your house on Sunday at 4 the same and to the same the iced out so that you can do that and it willing I have to do this and other details I am a very happy and I have to go back in touch soon about this property has I have to go back in touch soon about this property has I have to go back in touch soon about this property has I have to go back in touch soon about this opportunity I am a very happy and excited for this week so that you can do that and it will not send to the same Andrew thanks and best of my name on my own personal work on this one was hurt me as a great time. here you needed a comment so here you go

  • @Xoxo_gaming5000
    @Xoxo_gaming5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Leah: **spills drink on kurtisssssssss**
    Also Leah: you totally ruined my shirt!

  • @ViVimybeloved
    @ViVimybeloved ปีที่แล้ว +327

    "Your talking to the person you've always dreamed of dating. They confess their feelings to you."
    Tell them you feel the same (9,000 diamonds)
    Kill them in their sleep and sacrifice your first newborn child to a stranger in an alleyway (free)

    • @kitsunegirl9996
      @kitsunegirl9996 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hi I know this gets thrown around often online but this LITERALLY made me cry from laughter so just thank you so much

    • @tamiwatchesstuff
      @tamiwatchesstuff ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I kinda wish I could make an Episode story and put these exact options in there. 🤣🤣

    • @theobservantsome9095
      @theobservantsome9095 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tamiwatchesstuff You’d be doing the Lord’s work

    • @loca2035
      @loca2035 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i would honestly pick option two for more drama😂😭

  • @Josh-rm4dj
    @Josh-rm4dj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6242

    That extra greeting is all that gets me through the week

    • @chahlie.
      @chahlie. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I needed this today thank goodness

    • @lila-rb3tk
      @lila-rb3tk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      facts 😪✊

    • @Fluorrrecent
      @Fluorrrecent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      so true

    • @wannabe8615
      @wannabe8615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      always

    • @purpleocean1432
      @purpleocean1432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Before extra greeting: 😔
      After extra greeting: 😁

  • @neveahwildheartismypenname4090
    @neveahwildheartismypenname4090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6174

    Ok but imagine stabbing someone and then saying “reds totally your color”

    • @Cecil...
      @Cecil... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      "What blood type are you???"
      ...
      "red"

    • @godfathababy
      @godfathababy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      lil sally walker walkin’ down the street-

    • @alexandraa.9986
      @alexandraa.9986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It’s like 3am rn in Switzerland and I’m screaming

    • @lifeoftalise4390
      @lifeoftalise4390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      becca . She didn’t know what to do so she stepped in front of me

    • @lifeoftalise4390
      @lifeoftalise4390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Neveah wildheart is my pen name 😂

  • @sophia.aquino.
    @sophia.aquino. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    (at 12:43) i didn't realize that this level of discomfort that i am experiencing right now was humanly possible

  • @zinniekay3958
    @zinniekay3958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    8:07 if she had those clothes why couldn’t just give the extra top to Leah???

  • @dollstylist041poll3
    @dollstylist041poll3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Episode is one of those games that everyone played at one point and feels guilty about for the rest of their life

    • @maria-st9no
      @maria-st9no 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      trUe

    • @leahjk97
      @leahjk97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can vouch that this is true

    • @imacupcake
      @imacupcake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dollstylist041 Poll 6th grade me is feeling called out

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am ashamed to say that I used to play it alot and I still have it on my phone. It says that I haven't played it for 23 weeks and thats alot of time for me. Thank god I stoped this stoopid game!

    • @Alexis-te3vj
      @Alexis-te3vj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would troll with it like make my name Ben Dover

  • @sophieschroer42
    @sophieschroer42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7401

    *naked because I had stains on all my clothes*
    Oh man i got pizza sauce on my face
    *peels off skin*

    • @UwU-yd4vc
      @UwU-yd4vc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      *I'm ded*
      I don't even know why

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      @Legendary Maybe because you also peeled off your skin

    • @tinychild7371
      @tinychild7371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      i actually laughed congrats man

    • @lifeoftalise4390
      @lifeoftalise4390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lol this is great

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      why would someone wear the clothes they need for an interview to SCHOOL

  • @noaheiszler5461
    @noaheiszler5461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    13:15 man you said daaajffkndkdfbdklovelife

  • @aimeek7218
    @aimeek7218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Nobody:
    Episode: give us your kidney to unlock the next chapter

  • @maltsoymarai2243
    @maltsoymarai2243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5216

    I remember when Demi Lovato shouted at me for wearing coral-red lipstick instead of the 20 diamonds hot red... good times

    • @danas5846
      @danas5846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      LMFAOOO

    • @Maryyyyy252
      @Maryyyyy252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      For real dude I was so mad at Demi that time

    • @arithedestroy7251
      @arithedestroy7251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      LMAONFHJDFH SAME I FORGOT ABOUT THE DEMI LOVATO GAME

    • @edonathedonut6478
      @edonathedonut6478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      IM DEAD I REMEMBER THATTT

    • @maddison5120
      @maddison5120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The kind of thing that can only happen in Episode 😂

  • @janeygray8911
    @janeygray8911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15873

    it's killing me that homegirl LITERALLY TOOK OFF HER SHIRT when kurtissssss had bags full of outfits for some reason

    • @angelique4213
      @angelique4213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Ally Gray omg me toooo

    • @alinavaysfligel7249
      @alinavaysfligel7249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      i didnt even make it that far, im just wondering why she took her shirt off in the middle of the school hallway. i thought maybe they were in the locker room or something, but nope!

    • @sallajalkanen9240
      @sallajalkanen9240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      im losing my mind😭😭😭😭

    • @actually_wirt
      @actually_wirt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Ally Gray I can feel you counting the esses

    • @angelic-haven
      @angelic-haven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ally Gray ALL THE S’S

  • @zifebort8245
    @zifebort8245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    10:40 Me. everytime I read a comic and it's being continued on the next episode which is next week

  • @bethanywillis7443
    @bethanywillis7443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I play fanmade episodes and I was like “I’ll try a app made story it can’t be that bad.” And the options it gave me were so horrible it’s not even funny. GOING TO A BALL: wear nightclub dress (free) wear appropriate dress (20 diamonds). I REALLY LIKE YOU: kiss her (100 diamonds), smile (30 diamonds) shove her away rudely (free)

  • @fitzgreen
    @fitzgreen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3406

    nobody:
    episode:
    -breathe (20 diamonds)
    -die (FREE!)

    • @birdeynamnam
      @birdeynamnam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Annika Green you spelled “real life” wrong

    • @inlovewithnana
      @inlovewithnana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Then they make you feel guilty for not spending your money

    • @dinaaulia5207
      @dinaaulia5207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just what I wanted!

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      bunnyblood yeah! I’ve played this game, and they’ll literally have the other characters tell you that you’re boring/hurtful/a coward, or just make really passive aggressive comments on your outfit “choice” (that you made because the other options cost like 40 diamonds). It’s kinda fucked up, especially considering how many tweens use the app, that they’re basically trying to train you into spending diamonds.
      (then again, maybe I’m just looking too far into it.)

    • @tfracks
      @tfracks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least is accurate

  • @ryleetoth8442
    @ryleetoth8442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13934

    episode: your crush said hi to you at school!
    say hi back: 20 diamonds
    literally shit on the floor in front of everyone and ur crush: free

    • @torimonet8402
      @torimonet8402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

      LMFAOO that’s why I fucken hate episode.

    • @skyisherelol3492
      @skyisherelol3492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +533

      At this point I only play official stories for gems

    • @prash5203
      @prash5203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      LMAO I LAUGHED TOO HARD

    • @slickboyist
      @slickboyist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      You know what I find interesting is that anyone can make a story on episode. So do all the random young girls making an episode just go “Hmmm I’ll have this choice be 20 diamonds and this shittier one be free.”? Cause I doubt the creators of the episodes get any of the diamond money. So I wonder if the episode app owners just go through episodes that are getting traction and slap prices on the best choices without the creators choice. Or somehow they require the creator to have paid choices, which I don’t think that would work because they could just cheat the system and make the paid choice the shit one.

    • @piya5891
      @piya5891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      @@slickboyist actually the story kurtis is playing is an episode official story. The ones which regular people like you and I can make rarely have any choices that require diamond.

  • @jazzyj8471
    @jazzyj8471 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    11:07 the teacher just wanted some fan fic 💀

  • @albujak3738
    @albujak3738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Every episode ever:
    What do you want to wear on your date?
    A dress - 20 diamonds
    A box - free

  • @m_gwb
    @m_gwb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    "I f*cking hated that game!!"
    says the guy that spent 12+ diamonds hmmMmm also pls make a part 2 and don't be a dylan

    • @duderino4279
      @duderino4279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Mae Wobniar don’t be a dylan😂

    • @sarahshannon1596
      @sarahshannon1596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Mae Wobniar dylan is in trouble, i mean you’re not wrong 😂

    • @charlottereisse7219
      @charlottereisse7219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't be a dylan

    • @probablynot2123
      @probablynot2123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      don't be a Dylan

    • @cyberbxarb
      @cyberbxarb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don’t be a Dylan

  • @jaredswan2585
    @jaredswan2585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I know this is the stupidest thing, but I help manage a movie theater. 12:06 is bull, projection rooms are loud as fuck.

  • @kira_calamari2431
    @kira_calamari2431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I was on a reality show in this game,and my goal was to get married by the end. At one point when my main love interest who my character was madly in love with asked politely if she could kiss me,I had the option to:
    A. Kiss her (29 diamonds)
    B. Tell her that she's gross and not kiss her (free)

    • @helpmejanice8123
      @helpmejanice8123 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @AmithystCh
      @AmithystCh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sounds like don't hate the player

  • @amadotcom5788
    @amadotcom5788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2320

    Why is the main character’s friend so casual about the coma she was in?? She’s just like ‘lol remember when you were in coma for two weeks, hahaha that was quirky!’

    • @vonpetty673
      @vonpetty673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      axolotl IM MF DEAD💀💀

    • @polarwantstosleep2170
      @polarwantstosleep2170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Yeah, but why is no one talking about the mom's reaction when Kurtissssss said "same old. I'm a mom" when she asked her about her day

    • @jaimehernandez8333
      @jaimehernandez8333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jajajjajaja jajajajajajaja

    • @KelleeNotKelly
      @KelleeNotKelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I’m not like other girls. I was in a coma and lost my memory

    • @TwiCaCaX
      @TwiCaCaX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it is, she aint like any other giRls

  • @ash-us4yn
    @ash-us4yn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14279

    kurtis: “they’re messing up my game i chose spencer!!”
    kurtis after spencer chooses him: ew

    • @iwantpizza476
      @iwantpizza476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      Girls in a nutshell lmao😂

    • @fandomfrenzy1791
      @fandomfrenzy1791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@iwantpizza476 As a female I have to agree

    • @draalien
      @draalien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1,000th like :)

    • @coltrane1016
      @coltrane1016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@iwantpizza476 Well his are taught to be all polite which leads to a more indirect form of communication lmao

    • @birdacorn1115
      @birdacorn1115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@iwantpizza476 bruh

  • @justarandomshyguy7939
    @justarandomshyguy7939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    2:23 that person is riding skateboard interestingly

  • @olivia-me8lv
    @olivia-me8lv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "go deeper than you've ever gone before"
    *that's what she said*

  • @probablykillua4680
    @probablykillua4680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19149

    Episode: “You’re talking to the man you love and your pregnant” *Tell him that you hope the baby has his eyes (29 diamonds) Tell him that you hope it’s your ex’s (free)*

    • @silaoc
      @silaoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +582

      Wait i-

    • @elijahwinchester6690
      @elijahwinchester6690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      AH I LOVE YOU, SEAN

    • @ahumanbeing6172
      @ahumanbeing6172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1598

      Ngl, for a moment I read it as "Tell him you hope the baby has eyes." and I was rather confused.

    • @pekikvakec6951
      @pekikvakec6951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      yh shineeeeeee

    • @nathalia7652
      @nathalia7652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      That literally happened to me 👁👄👁

  • @vertebrate3507
    @vertebrate3507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8267

    Kurtis: “Spencer looks like me” Kurtis: “Spencer looks like Cody Simpson”

    • @-Manky
      @-Manky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Who put you on the earth UGH 😄

    • @m_gwb
      @m_gwb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      kurtis = cody simpson

    • @tianojames1421
      @tianojames1421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@m_gwb edit: Kurtis Conner > Cody Simpson

    • @sierrajohnson717
      @sierrajohnson717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      The Spider-Man meme but with kurtis, Cody, and episode boy

    • @Keyson03
      @Keyson03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Through the transitive property: kurtis looks like Cody Simpson

  • @jeanz2655
    @jeanz2655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    14:53 WAIT HE ACTUALLY SAID KINKS 😭😭

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      it's almost like the word had more than one definition

  • @devragoldhaber8953
    @devragoldhaber8953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    welp time to binge this whole series now that the last one's out
    edit: can confirm it was a very enjoyable usage of my time 10/10 would recommend

  • @bunda9937
    @bunda9937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2671

    You should have seen the original art style. It was literally like:
    👁️👃👁️
    👄

    • @rayna7055
      @rayna7055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Bro i remember that😭😂

    • @rachana202
      @rachana202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Omg yaaa..it used to freak me out

    • @nana-qn1zc
      @nana-qn1zc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I liked the older art style of the game

    • @lifeoftalise4390
      @lifeoftalise4390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      He said he played it when it like first came out when he was younger so I think he has right ?

    • @bunda9937
      @bunda9937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@nana-qn1zc i like the 2nd style. Like the original was creepy and the newest one is kinda half assed but the middle one was just rightt

  • @brookedovale
    @brookedovale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4129

    The 190 dislikes are from teachers with a half shaved bun haircut

    • @moogaboogaa
      @moogaboogaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Brooke DoVale there’s a lot of ‘em. damn hipsters.

    • @jujuskiswim
      @jujuskiswim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is makin me wanna change my hair

    • @isaacisis5876
      @isaacisis5876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      David Greenleaf Thats exactly why you should let TH-camrs choose your haircut

  • @xoxomishka
    @xoxomishka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    not only did episode pull a "oopsie doopsie 2 week memory loss" no one told her about it like she walked in and only after a while did Gina casually mention it

  • @elliot3092
    @elliot3092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "And pls don't look at the bags under my eyes'' zooms in on eyes 👁️ 👁️

  • @alicevalgeborg5150
    @alicevalgeborg5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6668

    He should have named this video “MAKING OUT WITH CODY SIMPSON????”

  • @lily919
    @lily919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2417

    kurtisssssss and codel: the two bisexual icons we didn’t know we needed

    • @TessaBrouwer
      @TessaBrouwer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      lily m I love Codel

    • @samanthabutler3751
      @samanthabutler3751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      oh fuck, we need to get these two together!!

    • @leileilei23
      @leileilei23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      a match made in heaven

    • @anshi5098
      @anshi5098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YESSSSSSSSS

    • @4ssh4t
      @4ssh4t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      When are they gonna continue that love island game😤

  • @CrabbyPatty_
    @CrabbyPatty_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Episode: “your talking to your dad on his death bed after he is diagnosed with cancer”
    *Tell him that you love him and that you don’t want him to go (80 diamonds)*
    *start twerking and cursing him out and saying that he never meant anything to you (free)*

  • @creeperdoge7573
    @creeperdoge7573 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    15:00 "Get ready for married life!"
    maybe this game should be renamed to "Arranged Marriage Simulator"

  • @bibibee871
    @bibibee871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4192

    no one:
    Episode: if you wanna go on a date with Cody Simpson you've gotta give us your first born child

  • @brookecostantino718
    @brookecostantino718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2779

    the genuine horror on kurtis's face when he thought the juice leah spilt was blood was a little too real

    • @toastboom
      @toastboom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lmao reallyyy

    • @sabrinaly2942
      @sabrinaly2942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He really looks like he just saw a murder. I laugh every time

  • @karla6965
    @karla6965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    my millionth time watching this and i just realized that the “entrance” leah made was her being brought in by her mom 😵‍💫

  • @smeagol4377
    @smeagol4377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is like the second hand version of Riverdale. They even call her jughead in the beginning.

  • @paulad6220
    @paulad6220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    *Leah wearing giant headphones*
    Kurtis: “oh no she can’t hear me she has airpods in”

    • @emanuela36
      @emanuela36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kurtisssssss*

  • @jillianc5923
    @jillianc5923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1690

    Kurtissssss is the bi icon we didn’t know we needed but appreciate nonetheless

    • @JazzFlop212
      @JazzFlop212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Bicon

    • @sawnicsawnic
      @sawnicsawnic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      wait is he actually bisexual or ru just saying bc he put doesn’t care at the beginning 🤣🤣🤣

    • @carrieteagarden3803
      @carrieteagarden3803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@sawnicsawnic kurtisssss not kurtis

    • @mytherapistsaidno6643
      @mytherapistsaidno6643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      isabella cekuta pretty sure he’s jsut an ally and they were just talking about the first bit

    • @melaniemartinez7516
      @melaniemartinez7516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think they’re referring to the character in the episode. Not Kurtis, but Kurtissssss if that makes sense

  • @anushkadas1704
    @anushkadas1704 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    idfk why but i keep thinking about 7:10 and can't control my laughter about that *doof*

  • @gordonramsayslambsauce
    @gordonramsayslambsauce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    4:12 That's...not how a gluten allergy works

    • @M0no3hr0me
      @M0no3hr0me 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I questioned that too.

  • @jbrown5955
    @jbrown5955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Those absolutely terrible choices like “ Your crush just asked you out do you a ask him out (69 million diamonds) or say no and murder his family” are my favorites.

  • @pleaseenteraname141
    @pleaseenteraname141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6179

    *you see someone getting beat up in the halls*
    - Stand up to the bully (100 diamonds)
    - Join in (free)

    • @avaorders1269
      @avaorders1269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      this is the best one of these comments😭

    • @mf1672
      @mf1672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Even if it cost a diamonds I would still join in

    • @msilva2423
      @msilva2423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@mf1672 What- 😃

    • @cactus2570
      @cactus2570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I READ THAT ""GETTING BEAT UP IN THE BALLS"" LMAO

    • @nhilz
      @nhilz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      oh good the option i want is free

  • @Novamity
    @Novamity 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Imagine what the people in the neighboring hotel rooms were thinking after they heard someone next to them yell, ' I just fucking made out with Cody Simpson, in a movie theater!'

  • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
    @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I had episode when i was like 10 and all i remember is how INSANE the plotlines were...the main one i played was this royal baby one where my character fell in love with a guy named Sebastian and got pregnant (i didn't really understand sex at this age so i was confused) and of course he was a prince. And then Sebastian's older brother died in a car crash a few years back but PLOT TWIST he survived and was plotting revenge against the couple and was in cahoots with their EVIL MOTHER and yeah that's all i can recall

  • @iwatchyoutube7311
    @iwatchyoutube7311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2183

    Why is no one talking about how the main character looks like 2010 Rihanna

    • @alephfr
      @alephfr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      No. That’s obviously our queen Kurtissssssss

    • @potatocat5368
      @potatocat5368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Omg I literally named her Rihanna when I started this story because she literally does

    • @Jayjay_07
      @Jayjay_07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But she is white

    • @oonahakala779
      @oonahakala779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh na na what's my name looking ass

    • @kerri6011
      @kerri6011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Jayjay_07 she looks like a light skinned black person because of the yellow undertones

  • @isabellavargas4904
    @isabellavargas4904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4228

    u missed an opportunity “kurtits”

    • @hope-mi6lu
      @hope-mi6lu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      now thats a name

    • @mcr5truther
      @mcr5truther 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Isabella Vargas Beautiful

    • @ashleypoper8559
      @ashleypoper8559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Dangit! THAT should've been our name. 😣 LoL.

    • @avery395
      @avery395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hope OML DANG IT-

    • @nadismolina
      @nadismolina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      kurtities

  • @sukhlearns
    @sukhlearns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i died when he did the run at 10:12 XD

  • @samboni2012
    @samboni2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    At 5:56 I thought she turned around and squirted period blood everywhere

    • @cupidre1
      @cupidre1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao Same I thought Leah was on her period-

    • @BookApocalypse
      @BookApocalypse 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      STOOOP

  • @monterinmycloset
    @monterinmycloset 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    You’re telling me Kurtisssss had three outfits in her bag and didn’t even give Leah a shirt when she spilled on her? Smh

  • @ratqueenbee
    @ratqueenbee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2177

    Episode-
    “You just had a baby! Will you...”
    1- Love and care for it (30 Diamonds)
    2- Set it on fire and crap yourself

    • @darcey6392
      @darcey6392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Looks like that baby's name gonna be Abortshawn 💀

    • @jerrygeorge4478
      @jerrygeorge4478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      (free)

    • @kitneyspears
      @kitneyspears 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      “the baby’s name is heaven bc that’s where it’s going”

    • @somesunnyday9011
      @somesunnyday9011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EMMANUELLA CANN yeah but it costs a shit ton of diamonds

    • @rainbcwdream
      @rainbcwdream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      3- Eat the baby

  • @mia_9926
    @mia_9926 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    episode:
    love interest: leans in to kiss you
    *kiss them (100 diamonds)*
    *tell them no politely (20 diamonds)*
    *roundhouse kick them in the face and quit your job (free)*

  • @slimshadymm8107
    @slimshadymm8107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:40 "Good idea they got some pans." 😂😂

  • @theexploraholic
    @theexploraholic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6220

    Episode be like: “Do you want to:
    Return the compliment
    Or
    Slap them in the face and insult their mother?”
    But returning the compliment costs one kidney. Pay up!

    • @katsukibakugo5139
      @katsukibakugo5139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Exploraholic True tho-

    • @germ1017
      @germ1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      LMAO IM CRYING

    • @tianojames1421
      @tianojames1421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Aye my kidneys trash! I'll take that deal!

    • @kestalami
      @kestalami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'd give up my kidney to slap someone and insult their mother

    • @GothiiiBerry
      @GothiiiBerry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's some bitlife shiii

  • @quiplo_
    @quiplo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24514

    “I miss when free games were actually just free,” fuckin preach it

    • @WORLD-STAR670
      @WORLD-STAR670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Mhm

    • @aishat6838
      @aishat6838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +763

      I wish developers made games for people to enjoy rather than to just make money from it. Obviously they’re meant to make money from the games they make but they’re just becoming money hungry bastards 🤢

    • @daviddowie3398
      @daviddowie3398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      aishat lol making a living isn’t money hungry. money=paid bills. Get it? I think we should all support game creators. Try to grow up and realize that people have other lives besides making video games.

    • @quiplo_
      @quiplo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      David Dowie yeah but the truth is, a lot of shitty apps aren’t made by random people who want to make a living through making games. They were referring to game developers who work for massive corporations and churn out a shit game for thousands of people to download so that they can make millions with minimal effort. Not all free games are like this, for example Best Fiends has in game purchases but it all goes to charity so I think it’s okay. The app industry tends to be a a ruthless money machine. The money hungry ones are the ones who make shitty apps that they obviously don’t care about to make millions off of kids who download the game without knowing it’s intentions.

    • @outthepark5766
      @outthepark5766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      @@quiplo_ I'm okay with a single person or a small company making a game with in app purchases it's just gets annoying when huge company make you pay for every little thing you want to do in the game.

  • @rhabit
    @rhabit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    4:42 the one south park episode 💀

    • @Short_insomniac_
      @Short_insomniac_ ปีที่แล้ว

      What episode?

    • @rhabit
      @rhabit ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Short_insomniac_ the one where randy gets the record for biggest shit

    • @cheesegur
      @cheesegur ปีที่แล้ว +4

      STOPP I forgot about that episode 💀💀

    • @ScenemoNolRAHHHH
      @ScenemoNolRAHHHH ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I FORGOT ABOUT THAT EPISODE IM WHEEZING💀

  • @milky_nyan
    @milky_nyan ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You're talking to your best friend and they tell you their dog of 15 years got hit by a car."
    *Comfort them and tell them that he's in a better place. (100 diamonds)*
    *Tell them you were the one who ran over their dog and that you're so glad you did it and you hate them. (Free)*

  • @maariafrancis2308
    @maariafrancis2308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    Episode is literally the best game to play for hilarious content.

    • @nightknuckle8391
      @nightknuckle8391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ah a Russian spy, I see

    • @h7672
      @h7672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nightknuckle8391 tf

    • @waitwaitwaitno3182
      @waitwaitwaitno3182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bruh moment ??

    • @chimmy1161
      @chimmy1161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bruh moment now that’s a bruh moment

  • @KathleenSny
    @KathleenSny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Don’t you hate it when you accidentally slip into a coma and forget everything?

    • @kaenagreen1716
      @kaenagreen1716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh yeah!! Hate it when that happens! I had one of those yesterday

    • @diiiiiaane6053
      @diiiiiaane6053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that shit got me everytime bro 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @JillCheese
      @JillCheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah, I do it on purpose

    • @leslie1302
      @leslie1302 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it happens to me all the time 😩

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When I what?

  • @placeholderdoe
    @placeholderdoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:10 poolow

  • @amandayt8
    @amandayt8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    If you play the user stories you get more options, the normal episodes are just a money grab lol

  • @serinamikaylavlogs
    @serinamikaylavlogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2445

    Kurtis we need this as a series like Noel’s love island

    • @dyIannn
      @dyIannn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Serina & Mikayla Vlogs OH MY GOD LMAAAOOOO IKR

    • @marcol7961
      @marcol7961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I AGREEEE

    • @Kimberleygrace03
      @Kimberleygrace03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omggg yes!!!

    • @TwiCaCaX
      @TwiCaCaX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      oof when cody wasnt even mentioned

    • @Lex-fo5ci
      @Lex-fo5ci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yes but the alternate reality version where he actually uploads

  • @Samantha-mi4fs
    @Samantha-mi4fs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5954

    why is this literally just riverdale

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      exactly Leah is VeRoNiCa and the school is literally called 'Riverside' ugh I hate it

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@AshaSara Riverside is a place in California skejekd I assumed it was there-

    • @pollshi
      @pollshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      that’s what i was thinking

    • @sophiepollak9514
      @sophiepollak9514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Not to mention the diner?? It's all Riverdale

    • @hoboken3971
      @hoboken3971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      And they call her Jughead at the beginning lmao

  • @alexa-xr1ez
    @alexa-xr1ez 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Creator made stories are usually the best ones cause they’re completely free and some people actually have good story lines. But the community can be toxic asf 😭 (coming from someone that was working on coding their own story…)

  • @unisexbathroom66
    @unisexbathroom66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    @7:11 The plot of Christopher Nolan’s Memento

  • @michelle-ic5ws
    @michelle-ic5ws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3935

    You: sitting in your hotel room peacefully minding your own business
    * from the next room *
    *“I DIDN’T KISS CODY SIMPSONS FOR NOTHING!”*

    • @user-jw3xm3yj9t
      @user-jw3xm3yj9t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stolen? Lol

    • @hanansalah4764
      @hanansalah4764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "𝙸 𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝙳𝙴 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙲𝙾𝙳𝚈 𝚂𝙸𝙼𝙿𝚂𝙾𝙽"

  • @shreeyastache
    @shreeyastache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15861

    episode:
    'it's time for the prom, what do you wear?'
    -A prom dress you bought specifically bought for the prom (300 diamonds)
    -Literally show up in clothes you found on the street that are dirty and ripped (free)

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1192

      - Toilet paper (Free)

    • @NeonSparkels3867
      @NeonSparkels3867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +921

      hello there not anymore, a toilet paper dress now would be worth well over 1000 diamonds

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      @@NeonSparkels3867 give this man a medal

    • @kys2049
      @kys2049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      That shit is always making me mad

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@NeonSparkels3867 I have toilet paper!,I only want one small diamond. Don't need 300. Just one to sell to make it another month.

  • @kc1135
    @kc1135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *your boyfriend walks up*
    option 1: wave hi (costs 100 gems and your left leg)
    option 2: push him off a cliff and tell him you hate him (free)

  • @AM-ml6eo
    @AM-ml6eo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

    imagine walking back to your hotel room and you hear this guy yelling to himself in the room across “I DOOFED HIT MY HEAD FORGOT MEMORY EEEEEPISODE TIIIME”

    • @octopleb9370
      @octopleb9370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      "I made out with Cody Simpson, and for what?"
      *speedwalks away*

    • @sierrajohnson717
      @sierrajohnson717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      “Oh I thought it was blood”

    • @microwavedchicken4274
      @microwavedchicken4274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or his grunting and weird noises when he was fighting the car

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@octopleb9370 i would speed walk toward the door so i could get more context cmon

  • @ilianafafouti7224
    @ilianafafouti7224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    So who’s gonna tell him that not spending diamonds doesn’t really affect the story?