Episodes options be like: **your crush has asked you out** -throw yourself out the window and ruin any future chances with them {free} -say yes and admit you like them { 4000000 gems}
Episode: You’re at your grandmas funeral *Send condolences (100 diamonds)* *Start performing WAP and start yelling very offensive slurs to the open casket (free)*
literally stfu i mean it is kinda problematic tho, if people knew the choices were meaningless they wouldn’t spend money on them, would they? They make you think, since it’s a “special option” it’s going to have an impact on the plot, but it actually doesn’t. It’s dodgy.
I remember saving up gems for an outfit in a game and i was at like 40 gems. I misclicked and accidentally spent them on a breakfast in bed. Bitch burnt everything and gave me a bagel
bunnyblood yeah! I’ve played this game, and they’ll literally have the other characters tell you that you’re boring/hurtful/a coward, or just make really passive aggressive comments on your outfit “choice” (that you made because the other options cost like 40 diamonds). It’s kinda fucked up, especially considering how many tweens use the app, that they’re basically trying to train you into spending diamonds. (then again, maybe I’m just looking too far into it.)
You know what I find interesting is that anyone can make a story on episode. So do all the random young girls making an episode just go “Hmmm I’ll have this choice be 20 diamonds and this shittier one be free.”? Cause I doubt the creators of the episodes get any of the diamond money. So I wonder if the episode app owners just go through episodes that are getting traction and slap prices on the best choices without the creators choice. Or somehow they require the creator to have paid choices, which I don’t think that would work because they could just cheat the system and make the paid choice the shit one.
@@slickboyist actually the story kurtis is playing is an episode official story. The ones which regular people like you and I can make rarely have any choices that require diamond.
Episode is like: Your best friend is happy and getting married! Will you...... A. Agree to be her bridesmaid B. Sleep with her fiancé, have his child, and steal her identity.
The memes about this game are so funny though, I remember this one where two girls are about to kiss, but one is too short, and the options are like: 1. pull her down to kiss her 2. cut her fucking legs off
i called out someone for that once they copied a whole ass episode story and pretended it was theirs in wattpad- They deleted the book and blocked me ✋😭
i didnt even make it that far, im just wondering why she took her shirt off in the middle of the school hallway. i thought maybe they were in the locker room or something, but nope!
no one: episode: Y/N: “oh no! i have nothing to wear to this party!” best friend/roommate/sibling/whatever: “actually i spent all week sleeplessly sewing you a beautiful dress” wear dress: 50 diamonds don’t: free Y/N: “thanks! but i feel most comfortable with what i’m in right now.” bestie: “that’s fine you look great either way” like HUH
That's SO accurate, or it's something like Y/N "All the couples are matching at this party, and (partner) and I will win if we wear matching outfits!" Expensive stylist "I have just what you need!" Adorable matching outfit: 50 diamonds Hot matching outfit: 50 diamonds Sweatpants and t shirts or hideously inappropriate prints like zebra and polka dots: free Y/N "Thanks but we have to get to the party now!" Partner "Are you sure? (mean girl) will win if we don't wear the matching outfits" and then you have to lose the entire game because you didn't want to sell your kidney to get a matching outfit
This was actually reversed in another story(?) on there, the party had a weird theme and the option that cost a bunch of gems was just yellow tape and there was a free dress
Was mindlessly listening to this with AirPods on and when you go “hey Leah oh she can’t hear me she has AirPods in” i freaked tf out for a hot sec lmao
Your crush is sitting right there! What do you do? -keep sitting but be cute while doing so (100 diamonds) -beat up the toddler at the other table, throw it across the room, stomp it to the ground (free)
I wish developers made games for people to enjoy rather than to just make money from it. Obviously they’re meant to make money from the games they make but they’re just becoming money hungry bastards 🤢
aishat lol making a living isn’t money hungry. money=paid bills. Get it? I think we should all support game creators. Try to grow up and realize that people have other lives besides making video games.
David Dowie yeah but the truth is, a lot of shitty apps aren’t made by random people who want to make a living through making games. They were referring to game developers who work for massive corporations and churn out a shit game for thousands of people to download so that they can make millions with minimal effort. Not all free games are like this, for example Best Fiends has in game purchases but it all goes to charity so I think it’s okay. The app industry tends to be a a ruthless money machine. The money hungry ones are the ones who make shitty apps that they obviously don’t care about to make millions off of kids who download the game without knowing it’s intentions.
@@quiplo_ I'm okay with a single person or a small company making a game with in app purchases it's just gets annoying when huge company make you pay for every little thing you want to do in the game.
Episode: “You’ve just gotten engaged, what dress will you wear?” *Go to your own wedding in pyjamas (free)* *Wear a wedding dress (40 diamonds + your organs)*
I am ashamed to say that I used to play it alot and I still have it on my phone. It says that I haven't played it for 23 weeks and thats alot of time for me. Thank god I stoped this stoopid game!
Why is the main character’s friend so casual about the coma she was in?? She’s just like ‘lol remember when you were in coma for two weeks, hahaha that was quirky!’
Episode: “You’re talking to the man you love and your pregnant” *Tell him that you hope the baby has his eyes (29 diamonds) Tell him that you hope it’s your ex’s (free)*
episode: 'it's time for the prom, what do you wear?' -A prom dress you bought specifically bought for the prom (300 diamonds) -Literally show up in clothes you found on the street that are dirty and ripped (free)
episode be like: it’s your first day at a new school! What will you wear? cute casual skirt! (40 gems) bold dress! (40 gems) fortnite shirt and a trump hat (free)
Those absolutely terrible choices like “ Your crush just asked you out do you a ask him out (69 million diamonds) or say no and murder his family” are my favorites.
Episode: *You are getting ready for a date with Jake* What will you wear? 1. Something hot (20 diamonds) 2. Something cute (20 diamonds) 3. A bath towel (FREE!)
"Your talking to the person you've always dreamed of dating. They confess their feelings to you." Tell them you feel the same (9,000 diamonds) Kill them in their sleep and sacrifice your first newborn child to a stranger in an alleyway (free)
the only way we live on campus is not the same a great time and money and you are doing good I am a very happy and prosperous New and improved and we are not in my head around the matter with you on this one was hurt me and the iced out to me as a great time with your friends have a nice time at your house on Sunday at 4 the same and to the same the iced out so that you can do that and it willing I have to do this and other details I am a very happy and I have to go back in touch soon about this property has I have to go back in touch soon about this property has I have to go back in touch soon about this property has I have to go back in touch soon about this opportunity I am a very happy and excited for this week so that you can do that and it will not send to the same Andrew thanks and best of my name on my own personal work on this one was hurt me as a great time. here you needed a comment so here you go
kurtis, i would just like to say the extra greeting has changed my life. my skin is clear, my grades are great, and i am so happy. i would definitely recommend subscribing.
Episode be like: “Do you want to: Return the compliment Or Slap them in the face and insult their mother?” But returning the compliment costs one kidney. Pay up!
I play fanmade episodes and I was like “I’ll try a app made story it can’t be that bad.” And the options it gave me were so horrible it’s not even funny. GOING TO A BALL: wear nightclub dress (free) wear appropriate dress (20 diamonds). I REALLY LIKE YOU: kiss her (100 diamonds), smile (30 diamonds) shove her away rudely (free)
Not gonna lie, Episode is my guilty pleasure, me and my sister just get really high and laugh about playing it but in reality, we're kind of addicted.. it's like reading a bad picture book
I played a game where I evidently chose the "wrong" friend to go on my trip with. The game LITERALLY killed off the character I had chosen right after so I couldn't go with them after all. This wasn't even a horror game - it was a romance. Like wow.
@@alihughes3728 lmaooo as a certified otome player ™️ it's kind of a thing in these games Like the good endings : happy, getting married, being paid 10 k/months, have 3 Lamborghinis Bad ending: Everyone You Once Knew And Loved Has Very Dramatically And Violently DIED
I remember playing this. My name was also Leah so when they gave me a chance to change her look, I made her look exactly like me and I ended up pining after myself 💀
I always wondered if that ever happened to someone and now I know. Because they never tell you any other character's name before you name yourself and you also don't know what they look like before you customise yourself, lol. Like, what if you ended up looking or being named like them by accident? I never thought about looking and naming yourself completely like them, that's hilarious though. Agree with the other comment, ✨self love✨ at its finest, lol. 👩❤️💋👩
I was on a reality show in this game,and my goal was to get married by the end. At one point when my main love interest who my character was madly in love with asked politely if she could kiss me,I had the option to: A. Kiss her (29 diamonds) B. Tell her that she's gross and not kiss her (free)
imagine walking back to your hotel room and you hear this guy yelling to himself in the room across “I DOOFED HIT MY HEAD FORGOT MEMORY EEEEEPISODE TIIIME”
When you realize that episode is just Wattpad stories condensed and all the good options cost diamonds but you will still read if for the moving pictures
kurtissssss: has 3 outfit changes leah: ruins her shirt and needs clothes kurtissssss: oh no! what ever will she do! she’s naked!! oh no detention wtf!! i wish i could somehow help..!
episode: Your crush leans in for a kiss! What do you want to do?! Lean in too (5,000 gems) kiss cheek (500) rip lips off and smile like a maniac (free)
i don’t think i’ll ever recover from 9 year old me playing episode and being insanely invested in a story where i got pregnant and had to find out who the father was.
*there is a psycho killer on the loose do you:* -greet them as an old pal (free) -tell them they look like donald trump (free) -hide (99999999999 diamonds)
not only did episode pull a "oopsie doopsie 2 week memory loss" no one told her about it like she walked in and only after a while did gina casually mention it
_"Your crush is approaching you. What do you do?_
-Say Hi (40 gems and a kidney)
-mass murder (free)
Oh hell yes I’ll take the mass murder any day
You can say hi if you commit mass murder first
How’s the mass murder free? That’s the best choice!
Dammit I just nose laughed into my cereal 😭😭😭
I spend 40 diamonds and a kidney to say hi and then mass murder
literally kurtis: this is a dumb game
Kurtis spending 27 dollars on diamonds because he wants to go out on a date with spencer
isabel collyns you mean blonde kurtis
but its relatable
wait I thought he said it was only 2 dollars
Orly S 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
* cody simpson
Episodes options be like:
**your crush has asked you out**
-throw yourself out the window and ruin any future chances with them {free}
-say yes and admit you like them { 4000000 gems}
Google how do you get free gems illegally-- I mean legally?
fr tho
And you end up throwing yourself out the window and ruining any future chances with them regardless of the option you pick
Thats why i dont play official stories. Also a lot of official ones have LL version and u don’t have to pay for choices
It felt great to be your 1k like 😭
Episode:
You’re at your grandmas funeral
*Send condolences (100 diamonds)*
*Start performing WAP and start yelling very offensive slurs to the open casket (free)*
THIS COMMENT HAS ME ROLLING IN MY GRAVE JJDHSFHSDFHDFADIFHSDJHSDGHDFGHIFHGSHGSHDS
@@jesuschrysler8467 just like the grandma
/j
Yeah I’m still going to hell
@@M1chael_yaps LMAO I WAS EXPECTING THAT COMMENT IM GLAD YOU SAID THAT🙏‼️
Why is the superior option free?
@@mlle7321 uhhh
in every game i name my character “my homie” so everyone who talks to me sound like a really chill bro
Banana Banana I love it😂
Banana Banana imma start Doug that
genius
@save Felix's hairline its basically non existent her teachers are gonna have fun trying to pronounce that.
😂😂😂
BRUH HE SPENT 20 DIAMONDS TO KISS CODY AND THE STORY FORCED HIM BACK TO LEAH ANYWAYS LMFAOOOO
Princess Ülkü gay rights
The Episode Original stories suck lol he should go for one of the Fan stories, they don't drain your money with diamond choices
you’re right i t s a d a m n g a m e, imagine getting that offended by it doing that, its stupid but its really not that serious
naber lan
literally stfu i mean it is kinda problematic tho, if people knew the choices were meaningless they wouldn’t spend money on them, would they?
They make you think, since it’s a “special option” it’s going to have an impact on the plot, but it actually doesn’t. It’s dodgy.
the real title of this video should've been: "I MADE OUT WITH CODY SIMPSON IN THE MOVIE THEATER😲😲 AND GOT DETENTION?!?!?"
+18 😣😣😣😣😣😣
Watch till the end 😱
Jazmin Ornelas imagine being so funny kurtis pins your comment
AND I THINK IM PREGNANT!???😨
Dont forgot the exaggerated face expression on the thumbnail 😂
I remember saving up gems for an outfit in a game and i was at like 40 gems. I misclicked and accidentally spent them on a breakfast in bed. Bitch burnt everything and gave me a bagel
im sorry but this is so funny 😂
i chortled out loud at this wtf
BYE
i wheezed 🤣😭
i thought you was looking for a mind at work
imagine staying on the hotel room next to his and all u heard is "I DIDN'T MADE OUT WITH CODY SIMPSON FOR NOTHING"
lol
Yoooo let's go I broke 1000
Hi stay 💌✨
Omg that'd be hilarious! Btw love ur pfp and username
made out
nobody:
episode:
-breathe (20 diamonds)
-die (FREE!)
Annika Green you spelled “real life” wrong
Then they make you feel guilty for not spending your money
Just what I wanted!
bunnyblood yeah! I’ve played this game, and they’ll literally have the other characters tell you that you’re boring/hurtful/a coward, or just make really passive aggressive comments on your outfit “choice” (that you made because the other options cost like 40 diamonds). It’s kinda fucked up, especially considering how many tweens use the app, that they’re basically trying to train you into spending diamonds.
(then again, maybe I’m just looking too far into it.)
At least is accurate
episode: your crush said hi to you at school!
say hi back: 20 diamonds
literally shit on the floor in front of everyone and ur crush: free
LMFAOO that’s why I fucken hate episode.
At this point I only play official stories for gems
LMAO I LAUGHED TOO HARD
You know what I find interesting is that anyone can make a story on episode. So do all the random young girls making an episode just go “Hmmm I’ll have this choice be 20 diamonds and this shittier one be free.”? Cause I doubt the creators of the episodes get any of the diamond money. So I wonder if the episode app owners just go through episodes that are getting traction and slap prices on the best choices without the creators choice. Or somehow they require the creator to have paid choices, which I don’t think that would work because they could just cheat the system and make the paid choice the shit one.
@@slickboyist actually the story kurtis is playing is an episode official story. The ones which regular people like you and I can make rarely have any choices that require diamond.
“Kurtisssss is a very polite woman”
Guess you could say she’s...
Kurtioussss
that was horrible well done
Dear lor-
T h a n k s
This is my 13th reason🥰
@@spookyspaghett1 AHAHAHAGDBDVDJ-
Episode is like:
Your best friend is happy and getting married! Will you......
A. Agree to be her bridesmaid
B. Sleep with her fiancé, have his child, and steal her identity.
literally, then agreeing to be her bridesmaid will cost like 50 diamonds
The memes about this game are so funny though, I remember this one where two girls are about to kiss, but one is too short, and the options are like:
1. pull her down to kiss her
2. cut her fucking legs off
option A: 19 gems
option B: FREE
And then you always choose B. Because you want to know what happens
Lmfaooo
Kurtis: “Spencer looks like me” Kurtis: “Spencer looks like Cody Simpson”
Who put you on the earth UGH 😄
kurtis = cody simpson
@@m_gwb edit: Kurtis Conner > Cody Simpson
The Spider-Man meme but with kurtis, Cody, and episode boy
Through the transitive property: kurtis looks like Cody Simpson
Ok but imagine stabbing someone and then saying “reds totally your color”
"What blood type are you???"
...
"red"
lil sally walker walkin’ down the street-
It’s like 3am rn in Switzerland and I’m screaming
becca . She didn’t know what to do so she stepped in front of me
Neveah wildheart is my pen name 😂
I just read an entire Wattpad story only to realise that this “episode” was based off of it
I’m literally so dumb
OMG I'VE READ IT TOO! AND I WAS THINKING WHY THE STORY WAS SO SIMILAR!!
did that fanfic happen to be about cody simpson
i called out someone for that once they copied a whole ass episode story and pretended it was theirs in wattpad-
They deleted the book and blocked me ✋😭
i remember that story! i wonder if the author ever played the game
@@oonooooooooo not that I remember
That extra greeting is all that gets me through the week
I needed this today thank goodness
facts 😪✊
so true
always
Before extra greeting: 😔
After extra greeting: 😁
it's killing me that homegirl LITERALLY TOOK OFF HER SHIRT when kurtissssss had bags full of outfits for some reason
Ally Gray omg me toooo
i didnt even make it that far, im just wondering why she took her shirt off in the middle of the school hallway. i thought maybe they were in the locker room or something, but nope!
im losing my mind😭😭😭😭
Ally Gray I can feel you counting the esses
Ally Gray ALL THE S’S
Kurtis I hate to be the one to say this but you have to make a part 2 of this video
Catherine Maclaine Marshall agreed
He liked it bc he hates to admit too
Dammit. You’re absolutely right.
Facts
I do agree
no one:
episode:
Y/N: “oh no! i have nothing to wear to this party!”
best friend/roommate/sibling/whatever: “actually i spent all week sleeplessly sewing you a beautiful dress”
wear dress: 50 diamonds
don’t: free
Y/N: “thanks! but i feel most comfortable with what i’m in right now.”
bestie: “that’s fine you look great either way”
like HUH
OMG HELP THE "Thats fine look great either way" LIKE WHYYY IM LITERALLY WEARING PAJAMAS
(also your pfp is *chef's kiss*)
@@dunkey759 their pfp looked like Emma from The Promised Neverland (no relation to me btw)
That's SO accurate, or it's something like
Y/N "All the couples are matching at this party, and (partner) and I will win if we wear matching outfits!"
Expensive stylist "I have just what you need!"
Adorable matching outfit: 50 diamonds
Hot matching outfit: 50 diamonds
Sweatpants and t shirts or hideously inappropriate prints like zebra and polka dots: free
Y/N "Thanks but we have to get to the party now!"
Partner "Are you sure? (mean girl) will win if we don't wear the matching outfits"
and then you have to lose the entire game because you didn't want to sell your kidney to get a matching outfit
"what are you gonna wear to your prom?"
-Pretty dress that will get your crushes attention (50 gems + body part)
-Trash bag (Free!)
Well, a trash bag will definitely get peoples attention.
This was actually reversed in another story(?) on there, the party had a weird theme and the option that cost a bunch of gems was just yellow tape and there was a free dress
Your average Dishwasher wait i remember that
@@pavement8280 yeah i know that one
@@pavement8280 haha I played that one
Was mindlessly listening to this with AirPods on and when you go “hey Leah oh she can’t hear me she has AirPods in” i freaked tf out for a hot sec lmao
Leah Blumel sameee
Oh My God I was listening with AirPods on too 😂
@@leahwilliams6 😂😂
Love this haha
Gamers rise up
*you see someone getting beat up in the halls*
- Stand up to the bully (100 diamonds)
- Join in (free)
this is the best one of these comments😭
Even if it cost a diamonds I would still join in
@@mf1672 What- 😃
I READ THAT ""GETTING BEAT UP IN THE BALLS"" LMAO
oh good the option i want is free
Your crush is sitting right there! What do you do?
-keep sitting but be cute while doing so (100 diamonds)
-beat up the toddler at the other table, throw it across the room, stomp it to the ground (free)
“I miss when free games were actually just free,” fuckin preach it
Mhm
I wish developers made games for people to enjoy rather than to just make money from it. Obviously they’re meant to make money from the games they make but they’re just becoming money hungry bastards 🤢
aishat lol making a living isn’t money hungry. money=paid bills. Get it? I think we should all support game creators. Try to grow up and realize that people have other lives besides making video games.
David Dowie yeah but the truth is, a lot of shitty apps aren’t made by random people who want to make a living through making games. They were referring to game developers who work for massive corporations and churn out a shit game for thousands of people to download so that they can make millions with minimal effort. Not all free games are like this, for example Best Fiends has in game purchases but it all goes to charity so I think it’s okay. The app industry tends to be a a ruthless money machine. The money hungry ones are the ones who make shitty apps that they obviously don’t care about to make millions off of kids who download the game without knowing it’s intentions.
@@quiplo_ I'm okay with a single person or a small company making a game with in app purchases it's just gets annoying when huge company make you pay for every little thing you want to do in the game.
the genuine horror on kurtis's face when he thought the juice leah spilt was blood was a little too real
lmao reallyyy
He really looks like he just saw a murder. I laugh every time
I remember when Demi Lovato shouted at me for wearing coral-red lipstick instead of the 20 diamonds hot red... good times
LMFAOOO
For real dude I was so mad at Demi that time
LMAONFHJDFH SAME I FORGOT ABOUT THE DEMI LOVATO GAME
IM DEAD I REMEMBER THATTT
The kind of thing that can only happen in Episode 😂
Episode:
“You’ve just gotten engaged, what dress will you wear?”
*Go to your own wedding in pyjamas (free)*
*Wear a wedding dress (40 diamonds + your organs)*
to be fair kurt cobain got married in his pyjamas
kurtis: “they’re messing up my game i chose spencer!!”
kurtis after spencer chooses him: ew
Girls in a nutshell lmao😂
@@iwantpizza476 As a female I have to agree
1,000th like :)
@@iwantpizza476 Well his are taught to be all polite which leads to a more indirect form of communication lmao
@@iwantpizza476 bruh
Episode is one of those games that everyone played at one point and feels guilty about for the rest of their life
trUe
I can vouch that this is true
Dollstylist041 Poll 6th grade me is feeling called out
I am ashamed to say that I used to play it alot and I still have it on my phone. It says that I haven't played it for 23 weeks and thats alot of time for me. Thank god I stoped this stoopid game!
I would troll with it like make my name Ben Dover
Why is the main character’s friend so casual about the coma she was in?? She’s just like ‘lol remember when you were in coma for two weeks, hahaha that was quirky!’
axolotl IM MF DEAD💀💀
Yeah, but why is no one talking about the mom's reaction when Kurtissssss said "same old. I'm a mom" when she asked her about her day
Jajajjajaja jajajajajajaja
I’m not like other girls. I was in a coma and lost my memory
it is, she aint like any other giRls
This teacher straight up asked for fanfic of his students
no one:
Episode: if you wanna go on a date with Cody Simpson you've gotta give us your first born child
EXACTLY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG HAHAHAHAHA
if you wanna go on a date with cody, give us chris phucker!
Rumpelstiltskin type shit😭
Also episode: we make babies
Episode: “You’re talking to the man you love and your pregnant” *Tell him that you hope the baby has his eyes (29 diamonds) Tell him that you hope it’s your ex’s (free)*
Wait i-
AH I LOVE YOU, SEAN
Ngl, for a moment I read it as "Tell him you hope the baby has eyes." and I was rather confused.
yh shineeeeeee
That literally happened to me 👁👄👁
episode:
'it's time for the prom, what do you wear?'
-A prom dress you bought specifically bought for the prom (300 diamonds)
-Literally show up in clothes you found on the street that are dirty and ripped (free)
- Toilet paper (Free)
hello there not anymore, a toilet paper dress now would be worth well over 1000 diamonds
@@NeonSparkels3867 give this man a medal
That shit is always making me mad
@@NeonSparkels3867 I have toilet paper!,I only want one small diamond. Don't need 300. Just one to sell to make it another month.
The funny thing is that the user made stories are actually fun to read
Exactly!
AND CHEAPER
episode be like:
it’s your first day at a new school! What will you wear?
cute casual skirt! (40 gems)
bold dress! (40 gems)
fortnite shirt and a trump hat (free)
Lindsay M omfg I swearrr lmaoo
Trump hat lmaoooo 😂😂
*BFF character*- don’t forget your crush is a Democrat and hates video games!
Peanut Butter nothing has been more accurate
Same thing with Love island mobile. All the sexy outfits 10 diamonds, basic dress free.
Those absolutely terrible choices like “ Your crush just asked you out do you a ask him out (69 million diamonds) or say no and murder his family” are my favorites.
Episode-
“You just had a baby! Will you...”
1- Love and care for it (30 Diamonds)
2- Set it on fire and crap yourself
Looks like that baby's name gonna be Abortshawn 💀
(free)
“the baby’s name is heaven bc that’s where it’s going”
EMMANUELLA CANN yeah but it costs a shit ton of diamonds
3- Eat the baby
POV: You are watching the first episode to catch up for the final episode he just released
yep that’s me-
Kurtis: I think I need to look badass...
Episode: *picks an outfit from a 2006 teens church camp*
hobi wobi lmaooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
Ok but ur profile pic is sO CUTE
Have a greaat day army:)
lil meow meow Awww thanks :3
lil meow meow It’s all hoseok tho 😍
lil meow meow oh what so non-kpoopers don’t get a good day then
Episode: *You are getting ready for a date with Jake*
What will you wear?
1. Something hot (20 diamonds)
2. Something cute (20 diamonds)
3. A bath towel (FREE!)
I'm wheezing😂
I have never laughed more omg
That bath towel kinda a look tho
What about sexy bath towel 😳✌️ hahaha...jk uNlESs
more like a fucking hot dog costume
Kurtis we need this as a series like Noel’s love island
Serina & Mikayla Vlogs OH MY GOD LMAAAOOOO IKR
I AGREEEE
Omggg yes!!!
oof when cody wasnt even mentioned
Yes but the alternate reality version where he actually uploads
"Your talking to the person you've always dreamed of dating. They confess their feelings to you."
Tell them you feel the same (9,000 diamonds)
Kill them in their sleep and sacrifice your first newborn child to a stranger in an alleyway (free)
Hi I know this gets thrown around often online but this LITERALLY made me cry from laughter so just thank you so much
I kinda wish I could make an Episode story and put these exact options in there. 🤣🤣
@@tamiwatchesstuff You’d be doing the Lord’s work
i would honestly pick option two for more drama😂😭
“I made out with Cody Simpson and for what?”- Kurtis Connor 2020
indp. iv oh damn that’s neat I thought it was a very throw away comment lol
Yeah this comment needs more replies, also here are some sparkles for a good day ✨✨✨
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*naked because I had stains on all my clothes*
Oh man i got pizza sauce on my face
*peels off skin*
*I'm ded*
I don't even know why
@Legendary Maybe because you also peeled off your skin
i actually laughed congrats man
lol this is great
why would someone wear the clothes they need for an interview to SCHOOL
The fact that you had the chance to put your name as “Kurtlyn” and you didn’t, really grinds my grains.
Omg I need him to see this
Rebecca Malley he needs to know how disappointed we all are
I thought he was going to do Kurtissa
Lydia Wiens He had so many good options 😪
Madison Cain kurtirina
Okay but as a WLW, I can confirm other WLW and me are startled whenever we see each other.
Honestly… (I’m a WLW)
He should have named this video “MAKING OUT WITH CODY SIMPSON????”
Yes. He should have.
who’s cody simpson?
@@emz8277 a singer
@@emz8277 ītš më, îm çœdÿ śįmpšøñ
(not clickbait)
kurtis, i would just like to say the extra greeting has changed my life. my skin is clear, my grades are great, and i am so happy. i would definitely recommend subscribing.
Ginger Johnson are you also a thicc wizard now?
Rosie oh for sure
Yee yeee
WE GOTTA MAKE THIS THE TOP COMMENT
RIP slurpee man 😔
You should have seen the original art style. It was literally like:
👁️👃👁️
👄
Bro i remember that😭😂
Omg yaaa..it used to freak me out
I liked the older art style of the game
He said he played it when it like first came out when he was younger so I think he has right ?
@@nana-qn1zc i like the 2nd style. Like the original was creepy and the newest one is kinda half assed but the middle one was just rightt
(at 12:43) i didn't realize that this level of discomfort that i am experiencing right now was humanly possible
The 190 dislikes are from teachers with a half shaved bun haircut
Brooke DoVale there’s a lot of ‘em. damn hipsters.
This is makin me wanna change my hair
David Greenleaf Thats exactly why you should let TH-camrs choose your haircut
Episode be like: “Do you want to:
Return the compliment
Or
Slap them in the face and insult their mother?”
But returning the compliment costs one kidney. Pay up!
The Exploraholic True tho-
LMAO IM CRYING
Aye my kidneys trash! I'll take that deal!
I'd give up my kidney to slap someone and insult their mother
That's some bitlife shiii
Kurtis: Sure I don't have a preference
Also Kurtis: whAT NO I WANTED CODY SIMPSON
"I fucking made out with Cody Simpson...and for what?!"
HaHahahahahhahhahahahahahahhahhahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is ur profile pic Gerard way?
Sofia May-Zambrano yes it is😂
Casen Rausch good. 😂😂
"Dude my car won't start."
*sigh*
*beats the hell out of car*
Episode is literally the best game to play for hilarious content.
Ah a Russian spy, I see
@@nightknuckle8391 tf
bruh moment ??
bruh moment now that’s a bruh moment
Why is no one talking about how the main character looks like 2010 Rihanna
No. That’s obviously our queen Kurtissssssss
Omg I literally named her Rihanna when I started this story because she literally does
But she is white
oh na na what's my name looking ass
@@Jayjay_07 she looks like a light skinned black person because of the yellow undertones
“Kurtis is polite”
You could say she has common KURTISy
Squidneythe Squid your mind 🙌🏼
Leave.
HA
who else wants to hear Kurtis do a talk-singing cover of the entire Common Courtesy album by ADTR ?
i hate and love you for this🌝
I play fanmade episodes and I was like “I’ll try a app made story it can’t be that bad.” And the options it gave me were so horrible it’s not even funny. GOING TO A BALL: wear nightclub dress (free) wear appropriate dress (20 diamonds). I REALLY LIKE YOU: kiss her (100 diamonds), smile (30 diamonds) shove her away rudely (free)
Kurtissssss is the bi icon we didn’t know we needed but appreciate nonetheless
Bicon
wait is he actually bisexual or ru just saying bc he put doesn’t care at the beginning 🤣🤣🤣
@@sawnicsawnic kurtisssss not kurtis
isabella cekuta pretty sure he’s jsut an ally and they were just talking about the first bit
I think they’re referring to the character in the episode. Not Kurtis, but Kurtissssss if that makes sense
Me: ruins another girl’s shirt
Girl: has my exact body proportions
Me: has 3 themed outfits with me
Girl: really needs a new shirt
Me: 🤷♀️
@Saniya Divekar couse they reuse the models 🤷🏻♀️
oh yeah true hahahah i didn't even realize
They actually do have a plus sized model in one of the stories.
it's a common theme these days
ᑭIᗰᑭᒪE ᖴᗩᑕE idk what story it is but ik that in some of them when you’re customizing your character you can change your body type
kurtisssssss and codel: the two bisexual icons we didn’t know we needed
lily m I love Codel
oh fuck, we need to get these two together!!
a match made in heaven
YESSSSSSSSS
When are they gonna continue that love island game😤
10:40 Me. everytime I read a comic and it's being continued on the next episode which is next week
Kurtis: I want Spencer as my partner!
*Leah picks someone else*
Kurtis: excuse me??
Kurtis be like: fucking parDON???
Timestamp??
@@paruf1sh 10:55
You: sitting in your hotel room peacefully minding your own business
* from the next room *
*“I DIDN’T KISS CODY SIMPSONS FOR NOTHING!”*
Stolen? Lol
"𝙸 𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝙳𝙴 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙲𝙾𝙳𝚈 𝚂𝙸𝙼𝙿𝚂𝙾𝙽"
Not gonna lie, Episode is my guilty pleasure, me and my sister just get really high and laugh about playing it but in reality, we're kind of addicted.. it's like reading a bad picture book
kinzielmao that’s so relatable and I am ashamed
I get high and laugh at them too 😂
i was about to say that 😭😭 it's a guilty pleasure
saaame i used to have a blog dedicated to shitty moments form episode lol
Same but now i traded episode for choices. I feel those stories are more interesting even if you don’t choose the diamond option 😅
8:07 if she had those clothes why couldn’t just give the extra top to Leah???
Wait... WAIT...
u missed an opportunity “kurtits”
now thats a name
Isabella Vargas Beautiful
Dangit! THAT should've been our name. 😣 LoL.
hope OML DANG IT-
kurtities
This game reminds me of a dating sim where the game really pushes you to be with a specific character even though you’re supposed to have a choice.
I played a game where I evidently chose the "wrong" friend to go on my trip with. The game LITERALLY killed off the character I had chosen right after so I couldn't go with them after all. This wasn't even a horror game - it was a romance. Like wow.
@@alihughes3728 lmaooo as a certified otome player ™️ it's kind of a thing in these games
Like the good endings : happy, getting married, being paid 10 k/months, have 3 Lamborghinis
Bad ending: Everyone You Once Knew And Loved Has Very Dramatically And Violently DIED
Almost always a dude too lmao
“Hey, here’s an LGBT choice!....but pick the straight choice you know u want to.”
Be gay: 500 Gems
Be Straight: *Free*
Yeah mass effect 3 kinda sucked
@@lolkthnxbai I don’t think Mass Effect 3 has a “right” romance option.
*Leah wearing giant headphones*
Kurtis: “oh no she can’t hear me she has airpods in”
Kurtisssssss*
Leah: **spills drink on kurtisssssssss**
Also Leah: you totally ruined my shirt!
I remember playing this. My name was also Leah so when they gave me a chance to change her look, I made her look exactly like me and I ended up pining after myself 💀
LMFAO JAHSHJS
✨self love✨
LMFAOHGJSNNSKSS
I always wondered if that ever happened to someone and now I know. Because they never tell you any other character's name before you name yourself and you also don't know what they look like before you customise yourself, lol. Like, what if you ended up looking or being named like them by accident? I never thought about looking and naming yourself completely like them, that's hilarious though. Agree with the other comment, ✨self love✨ at its finest, lol. 👩❤️💋👩
lmfao nice
“your crush just confessed his love for you!”
do you:
slap his face (free)
kiss him (1000 gems)
DIVORCE (free)
Erica Liu wow already married
Pee in his mouth (free)
lol so the moral in this game is that currency *does* buy happiness
D I V O R C E
Use your stand on him (free)
why is this literally just riverdale
exactly Leah is VeRoNiCa and the school is literally called 'Riverside' ugh I hate it
@@AshaSara Riverside is a place in California skejekd I assumed it was there-
that’s what i was thinking
Not to mention the diner?? It's all Riverdale
And they call her Jughead at the beginning lmao
I was on a reality show in this game,and my goal was to get married by the end. At one point when my main love interest who my character was madly in love with asked politely if she could kiss me,I had the option to:
A. Kiss her (29 diamonds)
B. Tell her that she's gross and not kiss her (free)
Lol
Sounds like don't hate the player
imagine walking back to your hotel room and you hear this guy yelling to himself in the room across “I DOOFED HIT MY HEAD FORGOT MEMORY EEEEEPISODE TIIIME”
"I made out with Cody Simpson, and for what?"
*speedwalks away*
“Oh I thought it was blood”
Or his grunting and weird noises when he was fighting the car
@@octopleb9370 i would speed walk toward the door so i could get more context cmon
“She picked the white guy with Dreads dude?” HAHAHA
@@akakakakak9 Loll hello and thank you for the comment
@@akakakakak9 lmao right so many likes and barely anything
When you realize that episode is just Wattpad stories condensed and all the good options cost diamonds but you will still read if for the moving pictures
Good community stories that are better than episode themselves: Try necessary evil, the wall, again and gamer girl
Sophie :D Lol true
Alien Mantis agreed. behind the wall is good. so are mindreader and uppercut
Nobody:
Episode: give us your kidney to unlock the next chapter
You could've given Leah one of the 3 outfits you were just carrying around rather then her going through school half naked
Really weird reading these 😆
OML THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING BDNDJSKSKSK
kurtis : "the story that i chose to do is called, _the baby project_ "
me : *memories of that story i blocked out come flooding back*
S a m e
I honestly thought he was going to call himself kurtissa
Shoutout to anna marta, my best friend
SAME
yess😭that or like kurtina or something
DUDE I WAS SO UPSET WHEN HE DIDNT DO KURTISSA
Yeah me too. Disappointed
I thought kurtits for sure
I know this is the stupidest thing, but I help manage a movie theater. 12:06 is bull, projection rooms are loud as fuck.
kurtissssss: has 3 outfit changes
leah: ruins her shirt and needs clothes
kurtissssss: oh no! what ever will she do! she’s naked!! oh no detention wtf!! i wish i could somehow help..!
Well guess she's just gotta take off her shirt. I mean there's no other logical option.
Kurtis’s hair went ➰➰➰
the high school in the game is called "riverside" high and the friend called her "Jughead"
wOw
HmH sOuNdS LiKe SoMeThInG IvE HeArD oF bEfOrE
anD bEtTy
aND JuGHEaD¿
You mean the guy that's weird...that's a weirdo, who doesn't fit in and doesn't wanna fit in. Have you seen him without his stupid hat? That's weird
ChaePew Ough lol that actually made me laugh
@@amc22amc and yours made me as well
Honestly the musical eps can just rot somewhere but the funny bits are just..
"go deeper than you've ever gone before"
*that's what she said*
"I f*cking hated that game!!"
says the guy that spent 12+ diamonds hmmMmm also pls make a part 2 and don't be a dylan
Mae Wobniar don’t be a dylan😂
Mae Wobniar dylan is in trouble, i mean you’re not wrong 😂
Don't be a dylan
don't be a Dylan
Don’t be a Dylan
You’re telling me Kurtisssss had three outfits in her bag and didn’t even give Leah a shirt when she spilled on her? Smh
episode: the love of your life asks you on a date! What will you wear?
A sheet with cut out eye holes (free)
A cute dress (5000💎)
Lexi Finlayson HAHAHAHAHAHAH
welp time to binge this whole series now that the last one's out
edit: can confirm it was a very enjoyable usage of my time 10/10 would recommend
episode:
Your crush leans in for a kiss! What do you want to do?!
Lean in too (5,000 gems)
kiss cheek (500)
rip lips off and smile like a maniac (free)
It’s funny because that’s really how it is 💀
It really be like that💀(890 like)
It’s funny because that’s really how it is 💀
It’s funny cause it really be like that 💀
It’s funny because that’s really how it is 💀
*Kurtis idea to turn his name to a girls name:*
--Add some more "ssssss" to it.
Yeah, that works.
i though he was gonna say”kurtissa” but then he just kept adding s’s 😔
Snakes are girly apparently
Shoulda been Kursti
I wanted kurtrina
I thought it would be Kurtina, guess not 😔✌
i don’t think i’ll ever recover from 9 year old me playing episode and being insanely invested in a story where i got pregnant and had to find out who the father was.
h1nterland dear Mona or something, right? Exact same.
13:15 man you said daaajffkndkdfbdklovelife
*there is a psycho killer on the loose do you:*
-greet them as an old pal (free)
-tell them they look like donald trump (free)
-hide (99999999999 diamonds)
Lowkey would tell them they look like donald trump even if I had enough diamonds to hide. And that’s on having a death wish ✌🏻🤩
missed the opportunity to name her “kurtits”
😂 😂 😂 😂 Omg
LMFAOOOO BYE-
i-
AIR! AIRR I NEED AIRRR
Then I wouldn’t exist-
I hate this but I love it
“ _Oh Leah Gibbs is getting a job!_ “
[ *Leah didn’t get the job.* ]
the iRonY
not only did episode pull a "oopsie doopsie 2 week memory loss" no one told her about it like she walked in and only after a while did gina casually mention it