“When I walked out of the Last Jedi, I felt like somebody hated me. When I walked out of Solo, I just felt like someone wanted my money.” Is the best review I ever saw for this movie.
@Goat Nah, man, it's too late. Luke's character is ruined. Han's character is ruined. Carrie Fisher is dead IRL. Even if they make future stories less political, who gives a damn anymore? They've torched everything I loved about Star Wars, and that CANNOT be undone.
Jebalita BattleBush If you see any potential in Disney’s Star Wars, watch Episode 9. You’ll quickly lose hope of Disney ever being decent at Star Wars.
Comstar: Space AT&T Disney’s not going to ever give up Star Wars. It’ll be theirs for as long as Mickey Mouse is. George Lucas’s greatest mistake is selling Star Wars to Disney, not the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Let's be honest here, the real reason Solo flopped was due to the Star Wars Kinect Solo song not being the main theme. I would've gone back to see it ten times just for that song.
Oh, 100% Mary Sues are always amazing at everything, out of fear of suggesting they are capable of less. The result is flat, boring female characters who have no more dimensionality than the Fall-Over-In-The-Woods-And-Scream damsels, stereotypical of the 1950s
Just BØNY Main characters are inherently Mary/Gary Stu’s because they have plot armor, but people won’t mind if you give them depth. Rey doesn’t really seem to have any depth; the writers obviously wanted her to be the next Luke Skywalker, but they didn’t want to put in the work to earn it.
Papillon Effect just another abomination of Disney Canon. The ‘loveable scoundrel’ with a very redeeming story arc, completely shat on and flushed into the sewer by Bob Igor and Kathleen Kennedy. Notice how it’s a jew and a woman idk just saying.
@@imperialsecuritybureau6037 I don't think the Jew thing has anything to do with it. Spielberg did the first 3 Indiana Jones, Kennedy was with them at that time even. I think it has more to do with them being old and arrogant as well as social justice being cancer and kills everything it touches. When they weren't "woke", they made great content. Now they break everything they touch.
@@imperialsecuritybureau6037 This is the same problem I had with Incredibles 2. The family, and the society, had problems in the first movie that were resolved by the end. When the same problems come back in the second movie, you don't trust the resolutions. Instead of a nice character arc, it feels like a cycle of character defects with short-lived highs of self consciousness, just like my life.
You have to wonder what the training for junk collecting on Jaku was like to produce someone not considered exceptional with such a broad array of polished skills. Or how bad the writing can get.
This is all false, its called Solo because I'm the only one who saw the REAL movie! Ya'll got the edited "Special Editions" cause Disney switched up the directors half-way through shooting this movie! :D
My guess is that Lord and Miller created L3-37 as a parody of feminists, then the new director didn't get the joke and thought she was a genuinely endearing character.
If Disney had any good ideas, Han's origin story would've been told by himself to someone he met in a cantina - then you can have the audience guessing "wait, is he making this shit up, or did that really happen?"
Go the Call of Juarez route where Solo meets up with a bunch of people in a cantina and starts telling his story... Then he goes like "There I was, surrounded by at least 50 fully prepared stormtroopers" Then you see a bit of the action going on until the screen suddenly freezes/slows/cuts back to the cantina, voice over from one of the others "Wait wait wait... That's not what I heard... I heard it was a group of sand people and there were only like 15 of them..." Han grumbles a bit and the movie returns to the scene now to the same point but all the stormtroopers are gone replaced with sand people and fewer in number.
Hey guys, they only had a couple hundred million dollars budget, you cant expect them to afford more than 1 person for story writting... >when a rando youtube comment has a better story than the biggest franchise in movie history Top fucking kek
Karekare Nohay Couldn't say how original it is, I only really know it from that game... Maybe 100 movies have done it and just poorly or maybe I've just never heard of them. Either way I spent like 5 seconds thinking about it haha.
I remember he found Chewbacca during his service in Kashyyk before he went rogue, saved Chewie and got outta there (makes sense to pick up Wookiee speak too.)
I can actually see free linguistic education being an employment benefit of the Imperial Army, most big corrupt multi-national corporations provide it.
Now that we all know the Millennium Falcon has the brain of a feminist robot, nobody can ever argue that a movie can't be ruined by a sequel or prequel.
I don't think the feminist equal rights aspect stayed, as Lando said the only reason he doesn't wipe her mind is because "she has the best navigational system in the galaxy", but threepio says the falcon has a "peculiar dialect" in ANH... so I'm not sure what to believe.
@Conrad Ferrus his newest star wars review is on track to outnumber this one so he does have a steady audience. The views on this video reflect the fact that this movie was a bomb comparatively
... The ending of this made me realize, all of Han's effort and work- for naught. He was abandoned, left by his wife, ditched by his friend, and betrayed by his very own son. The people he got with to save the galaxy, all ended up leaving the guy. What the hell Disney??????????
In your example of Gary Stus, I would have to disagree about Batman in the Dark Knight. In the first film, we get to see how hard he trained to gain his skills, and in the Dark Knight, we watch as he becomes ineffectual against the crime in Gotham. Marconi's laughing at him because people know he's not a killer, and therefore not really scary, and copycat Batmans are wrecking his game. When the Joker shows up, he immediately redefines the power structures in the city, with the bad guys preferring to do whatever Joker wants over their fear of Batman. In the progression of a trilogy, it's a second act, therefore the world that Batman established for himself has been turned inside out. The conclusion of the film is that for Batman to be a hero, he has to disappear and become legend again because off the top of the film, he was too human to do any good, instead spawning more and more evil through his presence. I don't believe being good at things is the main aspect of a Gary Stu/Mary Sue, as much as it is being loved by everyone for no reason, something that happens again and again in Solo, just like it does in The Force Awakens with Rey.
@Sándor Tóth I thought the exact same thing until I walked out of The Last Jedi. The way I look at it is that Star Wars now, isn't Star Wars. This agenda driven schlock is not the same franchise I fell in love with as a kid. If they're not interested in delivering a coherent trilogy then I'm not particularly interested in seeing it. It's insulting frankly. I don't get excited for it any more. I don't hound after trailers and news like I do for the MCU. I'll never miss an MCU release, because for the most part they consistently deliver what I want to see whether they are sticking to a formula or subverting it.
@Sándor Tóth sandor if you are going go see episode 9;could you please buy a movie ticket for another movie and just walk into ep 9? Dont give them your money. Please. And spread this idea to anyone you know who is upset with the current state of sw and lucasfilm. They can still boycott it and see at too. Like having your cake and eating it too
I preferred the Korra hate videos but these ones are good as well. I just feel like these Star Wars videos are sometimes hard to keep up with because I can't force myself to watch that shit movies in the first place.
"What a Gary Stu does creates who he is. The Mary Sue generally will not have this awesome burden. She will be awesome by virtue of existing, and who (or what) she is will almost always be more important than what she does." Hollywood manages to write women as uninteresting, dimensionless property, even when trying their damnedest not to. Checkmate Rian.
Damn, that collection of depressive CANON hit hard. Luke is an uncaring hermit who forsake his whole family Leia is a shell of her former self(and dead) Han is a deadbeat dad who's destroyed every relationship in his life, namely the one with his son. Bravo Disney. Way to gracefully take out the old, and bring in the new...
At least with other stuff they give the old characters a good send off, but the old gang was just picked up with disgust, Disney threw Han out cause he wasn’t much to them, Luke lasted a little longer cause they needed him and leia lasted the longest ironically
Well, I always took Star Wars to be set in a GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY.... so I can't really say what 13 years old in.... whatever species of organism she is.... even is. could be in Dog Years for all I know.
makes me think of this video about making fun of Fire Emblem. "I may look like a toddler but its okay i'm actually 3000 years and and probably a dragon and some one has to have canonical sex with me if you want all the child characters!"
It's a good thing Luke already had a last name before signing up for the Rebellion. Otherwise they would've given him some stupid name like Starkiller cause his uncle and aunt were killed.
Me at an interview: I need about 20 minutes to an hour of break once every few months at a moments notice. Employer: Why? Me: I have the see E;R's videos before they are taken down
Harry Potter cannot survive the slightest scrutiny: You have a fucking _school_ where 11 year olds walk with a loaded weapon in their pockets (and the weapon is a required school supply). "Love Potions" are date rape drugs. You can be punished at Hogwarts (which sounds like a nasty STD) for things that aren't your fault, like arriving late to class because the fucking stairs keep moving... Yes, wizards used to shit on the designated shitting corridors... and which director ordered the Muggle plumbing to be installed? And fucking why?? What do they say to the parents when their fucking kid dies? Why haven't the fucking wizards taken over the world? Why have the wizards adopted muggle plumbing but no other technologies that they seem to lack, like phones? That is *the most obvious shit,* and doesn't even concern the main story... E;R would make two or three feature lengths ripping this shit apart.
Yep. one day, when a definitive canon is assembled just like how they did the Bible, the Disney films will not be in it. But the comics, video games and even some fan films.... many of them will make it in.
For you, I disabled adblock. I then immediately muted this tab 2 seconds into an ad for what looks to be a movie that looks so bad, it's hard to believe it's for a real movie ("the spy who dumped me"). I hope the fraction of a penny you made off of me was worth my suffering.
You're wrong. Just wait for the next Marvel prequel where they reveal that Sam is a Zoophile and the cat was his lover. That would explain why he felt betrayed.
@@TheOJDrinker Still though, I don’t think getting your eye poked out would make someone lose their ability to trust anyone again. Especially when it wasn’t even a person who poked his eye out.
Gorse Aurn And that's precisely what would make it better! A lack of quality can make a movie entertaining; that's the main reason the Prequels have a fandom.
I think it's pretty hilarious that popular songs got parodied with Star Wars characters in Galactic Dance Off. I don't know why I'm Han Solo became the popular song associated with that game. For me, my favorite will always be the YMCA parody Empire Today (most people I've talked to didn't even know it existed unfortunately)
Trygve Plaustrum why didn't they sell off rights to video game companies and make a ton of in universe stories based on the recent lore of post imperial galaxy. Maybe even set stuff during the potentially interesting multi dimensional invasion by the Yuzang Vong. Shit even movies about new interesting characters. But it's used like every other company uses it. As safe cash grabs being as vapid, pandering, and insulting as possible.
E;R, you could say the exact same thing about every single new trash movie that comes out and I would still end up watching all 45+ minutes of every one, regardless of repetition and hate-market saturation.
that doesn't make star wars good are gives the frans a decent movie with a good plot, settings, character development and directing. So many books and stories to tell in the big ass star wars universe, but they went with the shit you see on screen.
MatPat made a theory that Solo was never good and that he was just taking glory from L3 still navigating the ship. Explaining that might be how Rey used his signature move. AKA sounds like they were so desperate to have Rey not be a Mary Sue, they decided to undermine Han.
The fact that they have to "patch" plot holes with future releases is already horrible. Only doing it to stop the mary sue argument is even worse. Assuming this is actually correct
I dunno, I liked the Solo novels, you know the ones where he doesn't like droids, the plots revolved around actually smuggling things across the galaxy, and upgrading the Falcon to be better at smuggling things... shame the Solo movie didn't use any of THOSE plots... that would've been entertaining.
Lol, I'd completely forgotten about the trilogy. XD But seriously, at this point, any of them would've made for a better story. Solo, the movie was essentially average. No risk, and no rewards whatsoever. For anyone.
One is a statement made by a killer whos over confident in his power and believes that his stand has no flaws because no one successfully beat it and the other is a palpatine
@@thibaldus3 i've found you can still share the link of 'blocked in your country' vids to a youtube converter such as Online Video Converter and successfully download them
Gosh this movie had potential. There were so many factions that actually exist that could've been involved, like; The Hutt Clans, The Black Sun, the Mandalorians Factions. Instead; we had Vision and a 12 year old... woooooooooow.
exactly. Lately, their biggest hits have been creations of someone else...it's weak and honestly, it's been going on for a long time. Now more than ever.
@@christiancristof491 except maybe being a hypocrite. “No Gods, No Kings, Only Man”? Coming from the guy who wanted to have everyone in Rapture under his thumb, it ain’t very convincing.
I don't even understand what's the point of the constant justification and shit added to the Kessel Run. Reading the ANH script, it & that problem with parsecs being a unit of distance was intentional. It was Han trying to sound fancy and sophisticated to impress what he doesn't know is an experienced and well-travelled Jedi and young but proficient pilot who both know their units of measure. In other words, it's supposed to be bullshit and if you see Obi-wan's reaction, everyone at the table knows it's bullshit. It's not supposed to be this epic thing. HAN It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs! Ben reacts to Solo's stupid attempt to impress them with obvious misinformation.
Everything needs to be expanded upon these days, didn't you know? Even Ponda Baba's severed arm is gonna get a character arc in the future, just fucking watch.
i absolutely love how when he said clone wars was bad he had tons of swords around him just out of the common knowledge its the last bastion of decent star wars canon unraped by disney
Manik even worse it felt so stand alone it didn’t hold any significance on the rest of the series like that one two part episode in season six with Mace Windu and Jar Jar Binks you can skip it and not lose any context it’s a tumor on an otherwise great season
I'll make the argument that with a skilled writer, it's possible to show a character's entire life story and have them still be an engaging character. I think the only example that comes to mind is Guts from Berserk but I stand that it's still possible to have an intriguing character while leaving nothing up to the imagination. I think the greatest flaw with Solo is that it has to work backwards. Instead of building up to the character Han would be, the writers had to grab everything he referenced offhandedly and piece together a story from there. Which is the worst possible approach to character writing.
If anything, they should make the old republic canon they can make some really good ass movies with almost nothing holding them back. They better not fuck up Revan, the Exile, or Kreia though because they will be fucked! Or the story about the sith empire vs the republic, just action packed space war is good enough at this point...
Mannnn KOTOR had a better story than all these newer star wars movies. Not sure how well that story would be translated into a film tho, especially if it was made by the same people who keep dropping the ball with these more recent star wars movies. I think the main challenge would be how they handle the protagonist since it was the player character, and the variety of choices they would have to narrow down to what was canon or not. Yall think we will ever get a KOTOR 3?
Then play KOTOR2 and try to find all the things The Last Jedi ripped off poorly. It's quite a few. Also; "So you're the last of the Jedi? I must admit, I'm a little dissapointed" XD
You realize that those movies are already in production yeah? It's gonna take a few more solo movies before that train slows down, and only if they continue to see losses on it. Alternatively they COULD cut their losses immediately after seeing Solo's box office returns, but they're probably writing it off as a fluke for the time being since TLJ pissed everyone off. Basically, we'll see where things are at after episode IX
Well yeah depends on how much they already have invested. Is it better to just keep going since they've invested time and money, so that way even if it breaks even it's not a total loss? Or is it better to just cancel outright and cut whatever losses we've made? Bare in mind that solo came out a mere 6 months later. If people weren't feeling fatigue already by TLJ they were once they realized ANOTHER FUCKING STAR WARS MOVIE WAS COMING OUT. lol like holy shit how much boring space adventure content do you need?
As a swede it's so funny watching ideologically driven americans trying to get names of characters to sound political when they don't even know that swedish prounounciation isn't identical to english.
@@darkwolf4434 I find it funny that you automatically think that guy is American. Maybe you should click on his page. You're probably more American than him. You probably just learned how swedes talk and now pretend to be a swede.
@@thecensoredmuscle563 Ok, so let me explain Hen is gender neutral in Sweden. Usually it's used in situations where gender isn't useful, in english it's usually when people say when he/she. It's prounounced like a hen is prounounced in english. The way to say Han as Lando say it in english using swedish letters is hän, ä is similar in how you say things such as the a in asshole. So yeah, the furthest that I've been from Sweden is Tromsø in Norway.
Look, if you wanted a good Solo movie, just make Han the goody-two-shoes, all-by-the-books kinda guy. Have Lando be the one to convince him that shooting stuff with a blaster is both fun and effective, and turn Han into a smuggler. Easy story in two sentences. You're welcome, Kennedy.
so the black guy taught the white guy to be a criminal ? EDIT : dont get me wrong i hate laws but by todays standards it was probably meant the black guy showed the white guy how to be "cool" XD
I dislike prequels on principle because it's already obvious how it's going to end. Only way I see how to make an intreresting prequel is to make it being a prequel the twist, as in make an original story in the world you've already created hell pretend it's a sequel and set the prequel reveal up as the final twist. But that would mean taking risks and risks don't belong in hollywood, unless you're a child actor.
That or one could do the hard work of actually fleshing out the main characters and events covered in the prequels with greater depth than in the original series as Mobile Suit Gundam The Origin did.
Not only is E;R a legend and this vid is amazing with top notch editing, but he also ended it with the Solo song parody reminding me of playing Star Wars Kinect as a wee lass. Those were the days. Thanks for this treasure, E;R.
I mean Vader survived because you could survive being burned to a crisp, but Maul should've stayed dead as his vital organs would've been damaged beyond repair.
For our sake, should they cast Ewan McGregor for an obi wan spinoff, you need to review it. It's the last service you can do to Ewan for holding together 3 movies.
Only because the cinematography is too dark and blurry to make anything out. The whole movie was an unwatchable haze of smoke and endangered Wookiees. With real gems, you'll know em when you see em. The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra quite made the impression the very first time.
Agreed. Unlike Solo it aint the most loved character from the ots original story. Its just a bit of filler set before Last hope to capitalise on the engineer meme.
Hating on the Prequels AND THE CLONE WARS?!! Execute Order 66 on E;R And oh, Cad Bane was shot dead by Boba Fett in a duel, so he most likely won't be appearing in any movies.
>And oh, Cad Bane was shot dead by Boba Fett in a duel, so he most likely won't be appearing in any movies. When did this happen? It's not on the wookieepedia page.
It is not yet Canon, but this duel was in an unfinished TCW episode. And since Disney is completing the unfinished TCW episodes, this will soon be Canon.
Han Solo isn't a Gary stu not every overpowered badass is a Gary Stu I don't know a damned thing about Solo, but Han probably faced trials and struggled throughout the movie. Rey didn't face anything resembling hardship. It is the EASE at which a character overcomes the focal conflicts that determine their place as a Sue/Stu and every example you showed in those movies has the protagonist struggle against Conflict. I know for a fact Batman in The Dark Knight is faced with moral dilemmas. Hell, I think he gets his ass kicked, it's been too long since I watched them
And it's all TFA's fault, because at the end of the OT, Han was pretty much all set for a good ending. Now, we got a tragedy of a hero that's been abandoned, betrayed and immediatly forgotten.
I can enjoy the prequels for the flawed dumb action movies they are and still have a good time. .I decided to rewatch rogue one on netflix and fell asleep after 20 minutes then a loud explosion woke me up which happened at near the end of the movie when they are in the tropical planet lol
Glad to find you. I saw Solo in the theater (reluctantly, kids wanted to go), and I enjoyed it. But after TLJ, I was really done personally with Star Wars. Went to Disney Hollywood Studios this past week (because kids wanted too). I hoped to at least see some cool o.g. Star Wars stuff in the prop exhibit. But no, every effing thing was from Solo, and other current Disney films. And that First Order march, where they fire bottle rockets from laser blasters. Ugh. I had no idea how done I was, until that visit.
I absolutely love your editing E;R. The blend of sounds, visuals, and execution with your own form of dialogue blows most people out of the water. Keep doing what you do man, your content is legendary.
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“When I walked out of the Last Jedi, I felt like somebody hated me. When I walked out of Solo, I just felt like someone wanted my money.” Is the best review I ever saw for this movie.
@Half Moon Fox - Well said.
@Caffeinated Wizard too late.
@Goat Nah, man, it's too late. Luke's character is ruined. Han's character is ruined. Carrie Fisher is dead IRL. Even if they make future stories less political, who gives a damn anymore? They've torched everything I loved about Star Wars, and that CANNOT be undone.
Jebalita BattleBush If you see any potential in Disney’s Star Wars, watch Episode 9. You’ll quickly lose hope of Disney ever being decent at Star Wars.
Comstar: Space AT&T Disney’s not going to ever give up Star Wars. It’ll be theirs for as long as Mickey Mouse is.
George Lucas’s greatest mistake is selling Star Wars to Disney, not the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Let's be honest here, the real reason Solo flopped was due to the Star Wars Kinect Solo song not being the main theme. I would've gone back to see it ten times just for that song.
This isn't even a joke is it? And I agree.
Statement: Quite true.
I would have watched the movie for that
I'm loving cloud city my heads in the sky I'm Solo, I'm Hano Solo, I'm Han Solo Solooooooo.
I really hope you are being sarcastic.....
"Good protagonists tend to be ordinary people who *become* extraordinary- not just ordinary people who do extraordinary things."
What about dr house?
Sometimes reasonable people must do unreasonable things.
what about the guy in the LEGO movie? He being ordinary and doing ordinary stuff is what makes him extraordinary.
@@mekudu-man3804 that one is an exception cuz that is unique
@@mekudu-man3804 it was unironically a good subversion
Debate topic: Female Characters are not giving character arcs or goals because it would suggest they weren't always perfect and complete.
You are correct. Debate is over. Sorry 😂
Oh, 100%
Mary Sues are always amazing at everything, out of fear of suggesting they are capable of less. The result is flat, boring female characters who have no more dimensionality than the Fall-Over-In-The-Woods-And-Scream damsels, stereotypical of the 1950s
People will complain if they're perfect, and people will complain if they're flawed. You can't win.
@@thecrazyslopoke HAHAHAHAHAH
It's not a question of perfection but of being compelling
Duhr
Just be compelling and you're good
Just BØNY Main characters are inherently Mary/Gary Stu’s because they have plot armor, but people won’t mind if you give them depth. Rey doesn’t really seem to have any depth; the writers obviously wanted her to be the next Luke Skywalker, but they didn’t want to put in the work to earn it.
I love how the Asian chick saved Finn with her bad driving
RYan dik Oof indeed
Hahahaha
Wrong movie
LOL.
I TURN NOW
GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE
So we finally know what the "ER" stands for in your name = equal rights
Lil Revive erectile rampage
Efficient Rapist
use all parts of the thot, not an orifice goes to waste
Yeah, right. That's why he favors Gary Stu's over Mary Sue's. Totally equal there! :P
clarity2199
A Female can be a Gary Stu, and vice versa.
Ryan R. That's why blind girls are the best
"Get out of my chair. Get out of my life."
Harrison Ford being Harrison Ford.
Damn that summary of Han's life at the end is so depressing... He's ultimately a failure... Feels bad man...
Papillon Effect just another abomination of Disney Canon. The ‘loveable scoundrel’ with a very redeeming story arc, completely shat on and flushed into the sewer by Bob Igor and Kathleen Kennedy. Notice how it’s a jew and a woman idk just saying.
@@imperialsecuritybureau6037 I don't think the Jew thing has anything to do with it. Spielberg did the first 3 Indiana Jones, Kennedy was with them at that time even. I think it has more to do with them being old and arrogant as well as social justice being cancer and kills everything it touches. When they weren't "woke", they made great content. Now they break everything they touch.
papillon: you just have to find a big hairy guy to stick by you as E:R said.
He really wasn’t.
@@imperialsecuritybureau6037 This is the same problem I had with Incredibles 2. The family, and the society, had problems in the first movie that were resolved by the end. When the same problems come back in the second movie, you don't trust the resolutions. Instead of a nice character arc, it feels like a cycle of character defects with short-lived highs of self consciousness, just like my life.
In Star Wars, they can fix a spinal cord that's been severed by a lightsaber, but they can't reattach a limb.
Dr Shaym Even bacta would have made for a better Macguffin than hyperfuel.
Dr Shaym he has robot legs not real legs
I'm talking about Finn.
Dr Shaym oh I forgot about that
Dr Shaym well limb cloning exist
Praise be the lord himself is back
AlternateHistoryHub ello
I knew there was a reason I liked your vids but hate history.
AlternateHistoryHub
A surprise to be sure,but a welcome one.
Werlf
Good call, my young padawan.
Dann, never expected to see you here
Solo: An Empty Theater
That's a good joke.
mariokarter13
Hey!
The rats in theaters probably enjoyed the background noise while they get fattened up on half eaten hotdogs and popcorn.
HellRay The Rats in the Walls.
Listen to that audiobook. It's one of my favorite stories by HP lovecraft. Takes 40 min to listen too.
That's both ironic and funny because solo in spanish means alone
I went to a screening with a friend, I still have the picture of the empty theater room
Han:
Raised by criminals
Kicked out of the Imperial Flight Academy
A smuggler for many years
Rey:
Collects junk to sell for food
You have to wonder what the training for junk collecting on Jaku was like to produce someone not considered exceptional with such a broad array of polished skills.
Or how bad the writing can get.
Dude, collecting junks is dangerous, she might chip a nail, A NAIL!
@@awesomedonut8228 Well, to be fair, there are also probably some pretty nasty Sandstorms on Jakku. But at least they have no Sarlaccs.
I think she earned food using a more universal vocation. Collecting junk was more of a past time for her.
@@Migger_29 by universal vocation, do you mean theres a reason her mouth is always open and she has those dead fish eyes? :^)
It's called "Solo" because it's meant for theaters with one audience member.
if only it had come out in one theater instead.
No, it's because I rented it for only one dollar.
This is all false, its called Solo because I'm the only one who saw the REAL movie! Ya'll got the edited "Special Editions" cause Disney switched up the directors half-way through shooting this movie! :D
"Dont show. Dont tell. Quit while you're ahead" is the least recognized, but most important, corollary to the "show dont tell" law.
Aydin....you're here too?! Jesus fuck my whole TH-cam circle shows up to E;R senpai's videos
"The mystery endures, not the explanation." -- Neil Gaiman, back before he disappeared up his own fundament
Holy crap, my favorite TH-camrs here on the same video! Is this Heaven?
Indeed you are autistic, as the E;Rmperor has foreseen.
Aydin Paladin Wow you’re here too
My guess is that Lord and Miller created L3-37 as a parody of feminists, then the new director didn't get the joke and thought she was a genuinely endearing character.
No that would be Kennedy because “Waamin”.
Is... is L3-37 the real reason Lord and Miller were fired?
Judarud - Yes.
L3-37 = Newgrounds SJW (Newgrounds because of the name)
I can't believe there are tards who actually believe this
Gary Stu's are made, Mary Sue's are born
Well said.
Damn thats deep
That's literally counter-intuitive, Gary stu's and Mary sue's are both born, but Gary stu's have much more to offer than Mary sue's
Maybe its Maybelline
@@komicalkramer6188
“Maybelline” ?? Like the cosmetics ???
If Disney had any good ideas, Han's origin story would've been told by himself to someone he met in a cantina - then you can have the audience guessing "wait, is he making this shit up, or did that really happen?"
Rafał Lemiec Anyone up to write a real Solo origin story based on that? Hell lets rewrite all of Disney Star Wars.
Go the Call of Juarez route where Solo meets up with a bunch of people in a cantina and starts telling his story... Then he goes like "There I was, surrounded by at least 50 fully prepared stormtroopers" Then you see a bit of the action going on until the screen suddenly freezes/slows/cuts back to the cantina, voice over from one of the others "Wait wait wait... That's not what I heard... I heard it was a group of sand people and there were only like 15 of them..." Han grumbles a bit and the movie returns to the scene now to the same point but all the stormtroopers are gone replaced with sand people and fewer in number.
Hey guys, they only had a couple hundred million dollars budget, you cant expect them to afford more than 1 person for story writting...
>when a rando youtube comment has a better story than the biggest franchise in movie history
Top fucking kek
six2make4: Not very original, but still too brilliant for Disney writers.
Karekare Nohay Couldn't say how original it is, I only really know it from that game... Maybe 100 movies have done it and just poorly or maybe I've just never heard of them. Either way I spent like 5 seconds thinking about it haha.
Pretty sure Han learned Wookiee speak by using space Rosetta Stone that’s just a guess though
Nah, he probably used a Reysetta Stone.
It could've been space Duolingo - they even teach Klingon on there
I guess we need a movie about how he learned Wookie to know for sure
I remember he found Chewbacca during his service in Kashyyk before he went rogue, saved Chewie and got outta there (makes sense to pick up Wookiee speak too.)
I can actually see free linguistic education being an employment benefit of the Imperial Army, most big corrupt multi-national corporations provide it.
Now that we all know the Millennium Falcon has the brain of a feminist robot, nobody can ever argue that a movie can't be ruined by a sequel or prequel.
lol
Also, the reason why the Falcon has a tempermental hyperdrive is becayse l337 is being a bitch.
Well, in Empire, 3PO did mention that the Falcon has the most peculiar dialect.
Somehow, I don't think George Lucas meant to imply that it had the brain of a feminist robot.
I don't think the feminist equal rights aspect stayed, as Lando said the only reason he doesn't wipe her mind is because "she has the best navigational system in the galaxy",
but threepio says the falcon has a "peculiar dialect" in ANH... so I'm not sure what to believe.
TFA review: near 3M views
Rogue One review: 1M views
TLJ review: 1.3M views
Solo: only 350,000 views
Its like poetry
Just like the movies!
Clone Trooper 1687- "Just like the simulations!"
Its the perfect visual metaphor!
It rhymes
@Conrad Ferrus his newest star wars review is on track to outnumber this one so he does have a steady audience. The views on this video reflect the fact that this movie was a bomb comparatively
Watching all of this right now before it gets intentionally taken down
Joeseph Broeseph III If you copystrike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Took long enough! Solo came out centuries ago! where you been you whipersnapper!
Seriously though, good to see more stuff from you ._.
Right? Heck, good to see stuff from *you*! Awesome job on the analysis, i know it's months old now, but that is one great breakdown series.
A 22 minute video, or as MauLer calls it, "A Quickie"
master mauler pls make tfa critique
I know MauLer, you had to take up E;R's slack.
Is this the spider man meme?
... The ending of this made me realize, all of Han's effort and work- for naught. He was abandoned, left by his wife, ditched by his friend, and betrayed by his very own son. The people he got with to save the galaxy, all ended up leaving the guy. What the hell Disney??????????
At the beginning and end of his story, all he had was chewbacca
That is a bromance if I have ever seen one
"women have superpowers and can do anything, their only weakness is their protective nature"
- every writer born after 1990
In your example of Gary Stus, I would have to disagree about Batman in the Dark Knight. In the first film, we get to see how hard he trained to gain his skills, and in the Dark Knight, we watch as he becomes ineffectual against the crime in Gotham. Marconi's laughing at him because people know he's not a killer, and therefore not really scary, and copycat Batmans are wrecking his game. When the Joker shows up, he immediately redefines the power structures in the city, with the bad guys preferring to do whatever Joker wants over their fear of Batman. In the progression of a trilogy, it's a second act, therefore the world that Batman established for himself has been turned inside out. The conclusion of the film is that for Batman to be a hero, he has to disappear and become legend again because off the top of the film, he was too human to do any good, instead spawning more and more evil through his presence. I don't believe being good at things is the main aspect of a Gary Stu/Mary Sue, as much as it is being loved by everyone for no reason, something that happens again and again in Solo, just like it does in The Force Awakens with Rey.
"I'd probably be on board with it."
"LIAR!"
It doesn't even take the Force to be able to see through that bullshit. XD
Huh, small world, seeing you here. You're videos are great, man.
Why thank you my friend. :D I'm glad you enjoy them.
True.
This guy is a dipshit.
The Star Wars movie nobody wanted, greeted with a triumphant chorus of 'eh' from the general public.
@Sándor Tóth If you want it to stop then stop paying them.
@Sándor Tóth I thought the exact same thing until I walked out of The Last Jedi. The way I look at it is that Star Wars now, isn't Star Wars. This agenda driven schlock is not the same franchise I fell in love with as a kid. If they're not interested in delivering a coherent trilogy then I'm not particularly interested in seeing it. It's insulting frankly. I don't get excited for it any more. I don't hound after trailers and news like I do for the MCU. I'll never miss an MCU release, because for the most part they consistently deliver what I want to see whether they are sticking to a formula or subverting it.
@Sándor Tóth sandor if you are going go see episode 9;could you please buy a movie ticket for another movie and just walk into ep 9? Dont give them your money. Please. And spread this idea to anyone you know who is upset with the current state of sw and lucasfilm. They can still boycott it and see at too. Like having your cake and eating it too
I feel like everybody forgot about the real Han Solo prequel, LEGO Star Wars the padawan menace. Look it up.
Huzzah, a man of quality👍
I bought it back in the day because it came with a sick free figure
Han? Buddy, you mean Ian!
I have that shit on blue ray
Fuck, I forgot to buy that thing and get the minifigure. Reminded 8 years too late
*Gem_Destroyer_123 has joined the game.*
krazyfilmer123 lol
N A M E T H E G E M
ER's Star Wars videos are always the best.
Tony Bamanaboni [TomatoPowers] I saw you on the Tetris Effect Trailer. Stalker!
Never clicked off so fast in my feckin' life.
Tony Bamanaboni [TomatoPowers]
Ma-*Rey*-SUUUUUUUEEEE !!!!
I knew it would be GLORIOUS as always hehehehehahahahahahah!
I preferred the Korra hate videos but these ones are good as well. I just feel like these Star Wars videos are sometimes hard to keep up with because I can't force myself to watch that shit movies in the first place.
Please don't joke about a Bond origin movie. They don't need any more ideas
Even worse than the inevitable Jane Bond remake that Sony's going to shit out?
Romona Lang Fuck
They already did it with casino royale and it was gayyyy. The whole reinvention and daniel craig era sucked.
Casino Royale was alright the rest of Daniel Craig's bond felt wrong.
Sam Rees Meh, I’d say it’s half-half. Spectre and Quantum of Solace were shit, Casino Royale and Skyfall were awesome.
My opinion
"What a Gary Stu does creates who he is. The Mary Sue generally will not have this awesome burden. She will be awesome by virtue of existing, and who (or what) she is will almost always be more important than what she does."
Hollywood manages to write women as uninteresting, dimensionless property, even when trying their damnedest not to. Checkmate Rian.
Damn, that collection of depressive CANON hit hard.
Luke is an uncaring hermit who forsake his whole family
Leia is a shell of her former self(and dead)
Han is a deadbeat dad who's destroyed every relationship in his life, namely the one with his son.
Bravo Disney. Way to gracefully take out the old, and bring in the new...
Well if he’s alive in 9 half of that statement is Thanos stuff.
Kill it if you have to
At least with other stuff they give the old characters a good send off, but the old gang was just picked up with disgust, Disney threw Han out cause he wasn’t much to them, Luke lasted a little longer cause they needed him and leia lasted the longest ironically
No Ahsoka Tummy = No watch. I can understand. It's nice to have some PLOT to go with your plot.
Tom James isn't she underage? Ah who cares, nevermind
But isn't she actually hotter by season 5, by like, lightyears?
@Cynical Joker people had no problem lewding Padme, so what's the difference now.
Well, I always took Star Wars to be set in a GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY....
so I can't really say what 13 years old in.... whatever species of organism she is.... even is.
could be in Dog Years for all I know.
makes me think of this video about making fun of Fire Emblem.
"I may look like a toddler but its okay i'm actually 3000 years and and probably a dragon and some one has to have canonical sex with me if you want all the child characters!"
I need the 2 hour director's cut of this video
With added cgi
release the shynder cut
And the condensed 22 minute version of the source material
“How can you not be pansexual in space?”
the cringe. ouch.
Now I understand why used astromechs cost so little.
Durr how can you not be homosexual on earth
Or pansexual again actually wtf
It was semi funny, but that's like saying "How can you not read books in a library" like its self explanatory
if im being honest i think it might be ironic humour
It's a good thing Luke already had a last name before signing up for the Rebellion. Otherwise they would've given him some stupid name like Starkiller cause his uncle and aunt were killed.
Pepsi Man That was actually Lucas's original last name for him too lol
Luke.. who are your people?
They were moisture farmers on tatooine and were burned to death by the empire.
hmmm... Luke wetsand van crisp then.
Luke soywalker, His dream was to open a starbucks for SJW black womin robots in the middle of the desert
Hey...yeah I know this comment is over three years old but...
In the Autalnauts' alternative Star Wars universe, he's Duke Dirtfarmer.
@@Cautionary_Tale_Harris yoooooooo thats such a better series than Star Wars itself imo!!!
Me at an interview: I need about 20 minutes to an hour of break once every few months at a moments notice.
Employer: Why?
Me: I have the see E;R's videos before they are taken down
Moral of the story: the only one you can trust is ya big furball who sticks with you till the end. In other words, GET A DOG.
Half man, half dog! He`s his own best friend.
TheDragonOfPoe I still miss the candy man.
Dogs don't live long enough to stick with you to the end. I'd say the real moral is "bros before hoes."
Until some blue hair bitch shoots your dog
That seems to be the only good moral left in the show. Nothing else matters.
please, tear harry potter apart.
There are eight Harry Potter films! EIGHT!!
least the music score during the battle for Hogwarts was good.
Think about it, e;r loves his long videos, and the plots are easy pickings to take the piss out of
i enjoy the movies but i would rly enjoy him do that tho
Harry Potter cannot survive the slightest scrutiny: You have a fucking _school_ where 11 year olds walk with a loaded weapon in their pockets (and the weapon is a required school supply). "Love Potions" are date rape drugs. You can be punished at Hogwarts (which sounds like a nasty STD) for things that aren't your fault, like arriving late to class because the fucking stairs keep moving...
Yes, wizards used to shit on the designated shitting corridors... and which director ordered the Muggle plumbing to be installed? And fucking why?? What do they say to the parents when their fucking kid dies? Why haven't the fucking wizards taken over the world? Why have the wizards adopted muggle plumbing but no other technologies that they seem to lack, like phones?
That is *the most obvious shit,* and doesn't even concern the main story... E;R would make two or three feature lengths ripping this shit apart.
Disney's new shit isn't cannon.
I reject it.
I reject it more.
It's really as simple as that. Just ignore this fanfic SJW garbage ever happened.
Yep. one day, when a definitive canon is assembled just like how they did the Bible, the Disney films will not be in it. But the comics, video games and even some fan films.... many of them will make it in.
The Disney films are expensive fan fics. Nothing more. Luke and Han are retired in their old age happy and content in MY cannon.
The Canon Timeline is just a nightmare that the real Luke from the Expanded Universe Timeline is having.
Kept by
Kathleen
Kennedy
Beautiful, just beautiful.
For you, I disabled adblock.
I then immediately muted this tab 2 seconds into an ad for what looks to be a movie that looks so bad, it's hard to believe it's for a real movie ("the spy who dumped me").
I hope the fraction of a penny you made off of me was worth my suffering.
A noble sacrifice sir; God Bless.
Movie does look mad dumb
Everytime i see a "The Meg" i die a little inside
usa1ph I feel like a lot of movies have terrible trailers that just make a movie look really generic, which it most likely is anyways
Yeah it looks shit
I feel Sam Jackson was emasculated in Captain Marvel. He lost his eye to a cat not some bad ass fight scene
Not even during a dark betrayal by a close associate, to justify his attitude about trust. A bloody cat...
You're wrong. Just wait for the next Marvel prequel where they reveal that Sam is a Zoophile and the cat was his lover. That would explain why he felt betrayed.
Didnt think i could hate Capt non-Marvel anymore
Well, it was technically an alien monster
@@TheOJDrinker Still though, I don’t think getting your eye poked out would make someone lose their ability to trust anyone again. Especially when it wasn’t even a person who poked his eye out.
Somehow... SOMEHOW... Disney did what Lucas couldn't: Kill Star Wars.
Baya Rae They just poisoned it...
>Implying that the prequels were bad.
Lucas selling to Disney reminds me of when Jar Jar proposed that the Republic grant Palpatine executive power
The prequels are a fucking masterpiece compared to the sequels fampai
Gorse Aurn
And that's precisely what would make it better! A lack of quality can make a movie entertaining; that's the main reason the Prequels have a fandom.
I unironically enjoy the "I'm Han Solo" song. That is the only good thing I can currently say about Star Wars.
It was released before Disney took over... so... not even their credit (I like RO though)
I think it's pretty hilarious that popular songs got parodied with Star Wars characters in Galactic Dance Off. I don't know why I'm Han Solo became the popular song associated with that game. For me, my favorite will always be the YMCA parody Empire Today (most people I've talked to didn't even know it existed unfortunately)
Your take on these films are so much more entertaining than the films themselves
I like how the female bandit leader reveal also makes her a foot feet shorter and half the size of the previous actor
She was obviously wearing stilts before.
"Tales of the Borderlands but with fewer lesbians"
I'd play that.
I liked the game, the finger gun level was the best shootout I ever had
The best Telltale game besides the first walking dead lets be honest
Solo: A Star Wars WHY WON'T YOU LET STAR WARS DIE ALREADY, DISNEY?!
To that I say: Fuck defeatism.
Trygve Plaustrum why didn't they sell off rights to video game companies and make a ton of in universe stories based on the recent lore of post imperial galaxy. Maybe even set stuff during the potentially interesting multi dimensional invasion by the Yuzang Vong. Shit even movies about new interesting characters. But it's used like every other company uses it. As safe cash grabs being as vapid, pandering, and insulting as possible.
Jews.
Pretty sure they are accelerating Star Wars' death by quite a bit already
Better question: WHY DO DISNEY GET RID OF THE STAR WARS LEGENDS CANON
4:09 - Is that a a shot at HelloGreedo? please tell me it is
MauLer Could be probably.
MauLer You're on here twice. Only comment for each peasant. You know the rules.
MauLer I hope it is.
You’re on the clock now buddy. We need a new vid from you too lol
The guy who never read any of the EU material yet made a video bashing it?
Wasn't Mace Wendu electrocuted by force lightning in Revenge of the Sith? Pattern confirmed? :thinking:
It's like poetry so that they rhyme
But he most surely didn't have the big gay so it don't fit
E;R, you could say the exact same thing about every single new trash movie that comes out and I would still end up watching all 45+ minutes of every one, regardless of repetition and hate-market saturation.
that doesn't make star wars good are gives the frans a decent movie with a good plot, settings, character development and directing. So many books and stories to tell in the big ass star wars universe, but they went with the shit you see on screen.
@@tomatensoup190 He's talking about E;R's videos, not the movies...
MatPat made a theory that Solo was never good and that he was just taking glory from L3 still navigating the ship. Explaining that might be how Rey used his signature move.
AKA sounds like they were so desperate to have Rey not be a Mary Sue, they decided to undermine Han.
The beauty of feminism, can't get women to be equal, cut men off at the knees. Done and done.
>watching soytheorists
Peacefully sunset yourself.
The fact that they have to "patch" plot holes with future releases is already horrible. Only doing it to stop the mary sue argument is even worse.
Assuming this is actually correct
Hey, as long as it isn't one of his desperate weekly upload videos to fill the quota because his main video isn't finished, it's a decent past time.
What do you know, "Peacefully sunset yourself" is going to be my new insult for Last Jedi defenders.
15:52 was flawless.
Fancy seeing you here, Inferno.
I'm surprised to see you here
I would forgive alot if they allowed Leah to die that way!
ehhyyy inferno
Huh, didn't expect to see some of the other people I'm subscribed to here.
Also, I'm loving the Wrong Souls series, any estimate on the next one?
Star Wars episode 9: Return of the Boycott
I dunno, I liked the Solo novels, you know the ones where he doesn't like droids, the plots revolved around actually smuggling things across the galaxy, and upgrading the Falcon to be better at smuggling things... shame the Solo movie didn't use any of THOSE plots... that would've been entertaining.
Lol, I'd completely forgotten about the trilogy. XD But seriously, at this point, any of them would've made for a better story. Solo, the movie was essentially average. No risk, and no rewards whatsoever. For anyone.
I miss the EU or legends or whatever daffy shit people call it now. The Yuuzhan Vong is a huge missed opportunity.
Jay Bloodworth that makes sense. So much sense
The Bandog when i watched solo i kept comparing the story to the novel trilogy. Needless to say the movie was NOWHERE near the novels.
Oh you mean the one they took out of canon so they could makes this movie to replace it
Lovely, I can't wait to not see another E;R video for another half a year.
But seriously keep up the good work.
Video editing level: godlike
Rey is just the character equivalent of
“Sheer heart attack has no weaknesses”
Except sheer heart attack can actually be beaten
One is a statement made by a killer whos over confident in his power and believes that his stand has no flaws because no one successfully beat it and the other is a palpatine
Of all the places to see a JoJo reference, I didn’t expect to see it in an E;R comment section.
Kind of surprised that ER watched the Clone Wars
It was the only good star wars video content to come out in years. It's very nice fanfiction.
Thalanox “fanfiction” it was made by Lucas you do realize that right
steven rapeverse 2 when
oh fuck me it's you
*SNAP*
Yep, this one's going into my pedophile compilation
@OmegaValwin Can't even see Rapeyverse 1 in my country. VPNs don't even work. E;R needs to put all his videos on other platforms than youtube...
@@thibaldus3 i've found you can still share the link of 'blocked in your country' vids to a youtube converter such as Online Video Converter and successfully download them
He’s back. The man is back. This notification got me instantly hard.
Thank you media for introducing me to e;r
Barbra Streisand effect for ya
Gosh this movie had potential. There were so many factions that actually exist that could've been involved, like; The Hutt Clans, The Black Sun, the Mandalorians Factions. Instead; we had Vision and a 12 year old... woooooooooow.
scockery you mean the the Cathar? Damn; now I hate this movie even more. Not including the Cathar is a huge mistake.
So Low: A Tomatometer Story
"Is a man not entitled, to the sweat of his brow?"
-Andrew Ryan, fortelling the dangers of Disney's parasitic behaviour.
#AndrewRyandidnothingwrong
exactly. Lately, their biggest hits have been creations of someone else...it's weak and honestly, it's been going on for a long time. Now more than ever.
@@christiancristof491 except maybe being a hypocrite. “No Gods, No Kings, Only Man”? Coming from the guy who wanted to have everyone in Rapture under his thumb, it ain’t very convincing.
This is the only film reviewer I ever watch.
No one else is worth the effort.
Never watched Plinkett's reviews?
Check out HackFraudMedia
mauler ??
I found one more worthwhile since. The Critical Drinker.
E;R releasing a video is like Idubbbz releasing a Content Cop, have to wait a while, but is worth it
Mr. Splinter E;R is better by miles.
Don't want that degenerate crypto bullshit. The guy is half-gem for sure.
+H8dolf Schmitler iDubbbz has hinted about knowing about the JQ. Fuck off mossad
I'd still much rather watch ER.
I don't even understand what's the point of the constant justification and shit added to the Kessel Run. Reading the ANH script, it & that problem with parsecs being a unit of distance was intentional. It was Han trying to sound fancy and sophisticated to impress what he doesn't know is an experienced and well-travelled Jedi and young but proficient pilot who both know their units of measure. In other words, it's supposed to be bullshit and if you see Obi-wan's reaction, everyone at the table knows it's bullshit. It's not supposed to be this epic thing.
HAN
It's the ship that made the Kessel
run in less than twelve parsecs!
Ben reacts to Solo's stupid attempt to impress them with
obvious misinformation.
*T H I S*
Everything needs to be expanded upon these days, didn't you know? Even Ponda Baba's severed arm is gonna get a character arc in the future, just fucking watch.
21:51 I'm sure you will return for the beginning of the end of the MCU called *Captain Marvel*
You will
@The Viewer
Yes! I need at least an E;R video on the subject to brighten the fact that the MCU will be going down a shithole soon.
i absolutely love how when he said clone wars was bad he had tons of swords around him just out of the common knowledge its the last bastion of decent star wars canon unraped by disney
This aged well
Glad season 7 wasn't completely butchered by Disney and they just let Filoni do his thing.
Manik yeah a third of it was dogshit but the first and last arcs were great
@@dr.skinnypenis2078 The sisters were terrible, I agree.
Manik even worse it felt so stand alone it didn’t hold any significance on the rest of the series like that one two part episode in season six with Mace Windu and Jar Jar Binks you can skip it and not lose any context it’s a tumor on an otherwise great season
I'll make the argument that with a skilled writer, it's possible to show a character's entire life story and have them still be an engaging character. I think the only example that comes to mind is Guts from Berserk but I stand that it's still possible to have an intriguing character while leaving nothing up to the imagination. I think the greatest flaw with Solo is that it has to work backwards. Instead of building up to the character Han would be, the writers had to grab everything he referenced offhandedly and piece together a story from there. Which is the worst possible approach to character writing.
Matcha Coco Puff I agree. Another example would be Caesar from the new Planet of the Apes trilogy.
Guts more like
Sluts
The moral of the story is
play KOTOR
Proud Ornstein
Exclamation: a place to find an interesting droid and where ypu get to kill some meatbags.
If anything, they should make the old republic canon they can make some really good ass movies with almost nothing holding them back. They better not fuck up Revan, the Exile, or Kreia though because they will be fucked! Or the story about the sith empire vs the republic, just action packed space war is good enough at this point...
Mannnn KOTOR had a better story than all these newer star wars movies. Not sure how well that story would be translated into a film tho, especially if it was made by the same people who keep dropping the ball with these more recent star wars movies. I think the main challenge would be how they handle the protagonist since it was the player character, and the variety of choices they would have to narrow down to what was canon or not. Yall think we will ever get a KOTOR 3?
Then play KOTOR2 and try to find all the things The Last Jedi ripped off poorly. It's quite a few.
Also; "So you're the last of the Jedi? I must admit, I'm a little dissapointed"
XD
Hassat Hunter But play KOTOR first, for sure.
After it lost so much money, I would be REALLY surprised if they did another Solo movie or even an obi-wan film
fucking good
You realize that those movies are already in production yeah? It's gonna take a few more solo movies before that train slows down, and only if they continue to see losses on it. Alternatively they COULD cut their losses immediately after seeing Solo's box office returns, but they're probably writing it off as a fluke for the time being since TLJ pissed everyone off.
Basically, we'll see where things are at after episode IX
For sure. But my guess is that they aren't so far into production that they're committed to seeing it through. Doesn't seem like a good investment.
Well yeah depends on how much they already have invested. Is it better to just keep going since they've invested time and money, so that way even if it breaks even it's not a total loss? Or is it better to just cancel outright and cut whatever losses we've made?
Bare in mind that solo came out a mere 6 months later. If people weren't feeling fatigue already by TLJ they were once they realized ANOTHER FUCKING STAR WARS MOVIE WAS COMING OUT. lol like holy shit how much boring space adventure content do you need?
Yep. Personally, I'm over starwars. I imagine most "fans" feel the same way
Fun Fact: "Hen" (the way Lando pronounced it) is a gender-neutral pronoun in Sweden. Perfect for someone like Soylo...
Darek that’s how he pronounced it in the original trilogy.
In english "hen" refers to a female chicken xD.
As a swede it's so funny watching ideologically driven americans trying to get names of characters to sound political when they don't even know that swedish prounounciation isn't identical to english.
@@darkwolf4434 I find it funny that you automatically think that guy is American. Maybe you should click on his page.
You're probably more American than him. You probably just learned how swedes talk and now pretend to be a swede.
@@thecensoredmuscle563 Ok, so let me explain
Hen is gender neutral in Sweden. Usually it's used in situations where gender isn't useful, in english it's usually when people say when he/she.
It's prounounced like a hen is prounounced in english.
The way to say Han as Lando say it in english using swedish letters is hän, ä is similar in how you say things such as the a in asshole. So yeah, the furthest that I've been from Sweden is Tromsø in Norway.
Look, if you wanted a good Solo movie, just make Han the goody-two-shoes, all-by-the-books kinda guy. Have Lando be the one to convince him that shooting stuff with a blaster is both fun and effective, and turn Han into a smuggler. Easy story in two sentences. You're welcome, Kennedy.
so the black guy taught the white guy to be a criminal ?
EDIT : dont get me wrong i hate laws but by todays standards it was probably meant the black guy showed the white guy how to be "cool" XD
First post best post
Nautical Narwhal Most serial killers are white though.
Gote, you might want to fact check yourself on that because that’s an often repeated though untrue soundbite lol.
To further clarify, based on population size the percentage representation of serial killers is much higher in the US black population than the white.
You're a magician, ER.
Grand Wizard
Cause he makes our boredom disappear?
I dislike prequels on principle because it's already obvious how it's going to end.
Only way I see how to make an intreresting prequel is to make it being a prequel the twist, as in make an original story in the world you've already created hell pretend it's a sequel and set the prequel reveal up as the final twist. But that would mean taking risks and risks don't belong in hollywood, unless you're a child actor.
That or one could do the hard work of actually fleshing out the main characters and events covered in the prequels with greater depth than in the original series as Mobile Suit Gundam The Origin did.
Not only is E;R a legend and this vid is amazing with top notch editing, but he also ended it with the Solo song parody reminding me of playing Star Wars Kinect as a wee lass. Those were the days. Thanks for this treasure, E;R.
20:39 man you really depress me with Hans synopsis of a life, it can't get more real than this anymore...
Somehow..... Darth Maul has returned.
You mean half a Darth Maul
somehow...
I mean Vader survived because you could survive being burned to a crisp, but Maul should've stayed dead as his vital organs would've been damaged beyond repair.
That James Bond skit was priceless
I tapped out when the badass "pirate" turned out to be a 13yo girl who was only trying to save the whales or whatever the fuck her deal was.
Thank god I cant even remember that crap anymore. Love my brain for trying to suppress this woke garbage.
She musta been wearing stilts or something, because she was a foot or so taller before the reveal.
For our sake, should they cast Ewan McGregor for an obi wan spinoff, you need to review it. It's the last service you can do to Ewan for holding together 3 movies.
these days it's really hard to spot gems
Only if you're an amateur. Git gud.
Only because the cinematography is too dark and blurry to make anything out. The whole movie was an unwatchable haze of smoke and endangered Wookiees.
With real gems, you'll know em when you see em. The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra quite made the impression the very first time.
M'Rey Soy?
Son of Tiamat Use the soylent!
I loved Rogue One because of the Empire sequences......AND because everyone died at the end😊👍🏻
ZakkAttack 85
Robot was cool though
@@tannerlawley8435 the droid was literally the only one I wanted to live in that movie 😭
Empire wins...
Same. About time Rebellion didn't have a victory handed to them.
Agreed. Unlike Solo it aint the most loved character from the ots original story.
Its just a bit of filler set before Last hope to capitalise on the engineer meme.
Soylo
: A Soy Wars Soyry
"We love Rose Tico!"
HOO BOY Isn't that a type of tea?
I don’t know why Ron Howard has to live with a Jew word like that.
ShinySpiritomb 33 >using soy as an insult unironically
Hating on the Prequels AND THE CLONE WARS?!!
Execute Order 66 on E;R
And oh, Cad Bane was shot dead by Boba Fett in a duel, so he most likely won't be appearing in any movies.
>And oh, Cad Bane was shot dead by Boba Fett in a duel, so he most likely won't be appearing in any movies.
When did this happen? It's not on the wookieepedia page.
It is not yet Canon, but this duel was in an unfinished TCW episode. And since Disney is completing the unfinished TCW episodes, this will soon be Canon.
*s p o i l e r s*
Disney: Boba Fett is still around and doing things that matter in the canon
Also Disney: LETS GET RID OF THE EXTENDED UNIVERSE
Jarthen Greenmeadow DONT Fucking remind of what they did
Han Solo isn't a Gary stu
not every overpowered badass is a Gary Stu
I don't know a damned thing about Solo, but Han probably faced trials and struggled throughout the movie. Rey didn't face anything resembling hardship.
It is the EASE at which a character overcomes the focal conflicts that determine their place as a Sue/Stu and every example you showed in those movies has the protagonist struggle against Conflict.
I know for a fact Batman in The Dark Knight is faced with moral dilemmas. Hell, I think he gets his ass kicked, it's been too long since I watched them
Confirmed: Batman gets his ass kicked on multiple occasions. Especially in Dark Knight Rises
"big hairy guy will stick by your side"
a dog is truly man's best friend
20:58
Holy shit that's dark... wow.
That legit choked me up. Goddamn that's sad.
Sad and true...
And it's all TFA's fault, because at the end of the OT, Han was pretty much all set for a good ending. Now, we got a tragedy of a hero that's been abandoned, betrayed and immediatly forgotten.
That's some 40k level Grimdark right there. Holy feth. "...and that kids is what being a real hero is all about."
I think E:R wrote Miracleman in the 80s or some indy comics in the 90s. That's some dark stuff.
Original prequels > Disney prequels
Aadolf Bro watch the prequels again, the dialogue and acting is atrocious. Still fun at times tho
I can enjoy the prequels for the flawed dumb action movies they are and still have a good time.
.I decided to rewatch rogue one on netflix and fell asleep after 20 minutes then a loud explosion woke me up which happened at near the end of the movie when they are in the tropical planet lol
Paulo Likes Cheese Rogue One? Solo?
Disney didnt have the *high* *ground*
Anything that happens before EPIV but made after is a prequel
Conclusions: No matter the race or the gender, a dog will never let you down!
I guess thats a good thing if you really ARE a pansexual.
Stefano Leso that was on spot 😄
The mass effect; Sheperd visually unsettled meme had me crying
Glad to find you. I saw Solo in the theater (reluctantly, kids wanted to go), and I enjoyed it. But after TLJ, I was really done personally with Star Wars. Went to Disney Hollywood Studios this past week (because kids wanted too). I hoped to at least see some cool o.g. Star Wars stuff in the prop exhibit. But no, every effing thing was from Solo, and other current Disney films. And that First Order march, where they fire bottle rockets from laser blasters. Ugh. I had no idea how done I was, until that visit.
Yup Finn "CANNOT" outstage the white wahmon LOL!
7:50 『SHEER HEART ATTACK』 has no weaknesses.
Killer Rey already touched this comment
Rey sure is reliable
I absolutely love your editing E;R. The blend of sounds, visuals, and execution with your own form of dialogue blows most people out of the water. Keep doing what you do man, your content is legendary.