When the Tactical Droid became just too Dumb for the Separatists to Use

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  • @geetslys
    @geetslys  4 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    Boys, check out our second channel, you’d love it. th-cam.com/users/thefront

    • @ramninth7732
      @ramninth7732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love how being bad at tactics makes you a virgin🤣🤣🤣

    • @ramninth7732
      @ramninth7732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Master Luminara must have been defeated by a lot of older tactical droids bc of how orthodox she was

    • @IronWarhorsesFun
      @IronWarhorsesFun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SO overconfident and arrogant they could be Cylons lol.

    • @keithmacphee1020
      @keithmacphee1020 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yez your right

    • @kittybuilderbunch7906
      @kittybuilderbunch7906 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m already subscribed to the front

  • @evanorr4685
    @evanorr4685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4718

    I am programmed to resist intimidation.
    Such a Chad thing to say

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  4 ปีที่แล้ว +607

      Real chads are resistant to intimidation

    • @generalgrievous2782
      @generalgrievous2782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@geetslys even from me.

    • @alem1655
      @alem1655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@generalgrievous2782 Grevious, Anikan tells me that you're shorter than he expected, he is right.....

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yoda I’m sorry to tell you this but an average sized senate called you his little green friend

    • @alem1655
      @alem1655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@thiccchungo1041 Oh, angry I was by that comment.....

  • @burningcoal5705
    @burningcoal5705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3660

    When a girl stands me up
    "Just as I calculated."

    • @JaelaOrdo
      @JaelaOrdo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      😂👍🏽

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Burning Coal that’s what she said

    • @wolfieinu
      @wolfieinu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      F

    • @ricerice8940
      @ricerice8940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      When a gal says yes to a date
      "Does not compute. Does not compute-"

    • @wolfieinu
      @wolfieinu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ricerice8940 Identifiable. Happened to me earlier. I'm still expecting it to be a joke or misunderstanding. Kind of pathetic. But life only kicks you in the nads so many times before you stop trusting it.

  • @Ben-Giggips
    @Ben-Giggips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3810

    Super tactical droid: it’s over tactical droid, I have the better battle plans.

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      It’s over! I have the higher intelligence!

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      "I am programmed to resist intimidation"

    • @Ben-Giggips
      @Ben-Giggips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Wow thx for replying to my comment geestly. I’ve just started my own channel and really enjoy yours.

    • @oasambinladen9225
      @oasambinladen9225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      You underestimate my knowledge

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Old Tac Droid, New Tax Droid... STILL gets cut down by same lightsabers...

  • @indianajones4321
    @indianajones4321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4947

    The probability of the tactical droid being wrong is 98.7%

    • @justbbricks
      @justbbricks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Oof

    • @misterjerofficial
      @misterjerofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I do not agree, the odds of a battle droid commander to right is 271.62-1

    • @droidcommander9305
      @droidcommander9305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      DJ - J3R True.

    • @starkillersspace5474
      @starkillersspace5474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Never tell me the odds

    • @anidiot2284
      @anidiot2284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Droid Commander not like you guys were much better

  • @ABadassDragon
    @ABadassDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3021

    I love super tactical droids, their look is so artistic, like a droid was built in victorian era london. And their voices are badass and threatening

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Tactical droid designs > super tactical droid designs

    • @ABadassDragon
      @ABadassDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@ratbat1072 wut?

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ABadassDragon
      Normal tactical droids look cooler than super tactical droids

    • @ABadassDragon
      @ABadassDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@ratbat1072 Alright, we agree to disagree

    • @kelvinfahrenheit1107
      @kelvinfahrenheit1107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      "You experienced drag in the vacuum of space?"

  • @isaackim7675
    @isaackim7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2052

    Tac-Droid, “I’m afraid Wat Tambor has chocked on his aspirations.”
    Dooku , “That is, unfortunate. Order our bombers to attack the city.”

    • @filipignjatovic4344
      @filipignjatovic4344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Some random virgin droid tryinna kill ma man Tambor 😔

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@filipignjatovic4344 Roger. Roger

    • @collincaperton6718
      @collincaperton6718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He was the only good tacdroid I loved him

    • @aaronrediess9566
      @aaronrediess9566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The only chad tactical droid...

    • @dmann5938
      @dmann5938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The virgin that evolved into a Chad by saying *SHIT*

  • @thesenate5770
    @thesenate5770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10232

    If it weren't for plot armor, these guys would have won ten times more often.

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1726

      Sidious...

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1171

      @@geetslys Chancellor Palpatine...

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1464

      Nobleman The senate...

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +938

      @@geetslys Not Yet...

    • @thesenate5770
      @thesenate5770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

      @@geetslys I always believed that Sidious was purposely thwarting many of the separatists plans and they would have won otherwise (great channel, I love your content).

  • @thesecondromuluan8216
    @thesecondromuluan8216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4522

    Frankly, the old tacticals were a little too overconfident and arrogant. Kalani and his kind... were slightly different. I actually found Kalani a very interesting character compared to the original TX-20.

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  4 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      Loved they made him more than a droid and an actual threat

    • @cloudhazard2860
      @cloudhazard2860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Kalani’s voice was also the sexiest thing in Star Wars no homo

    • @thesecondromuluan8216
      @thesecondromuluan8216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@geetslys Yeah, but I feel that they kinda nerfed him in Rebels. It's like TCW Kalani and Rebels Kalani were different, and I'm not talking about voice.

    • @jc8k
      @jc8k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I know right kalani was so cool

    • @jc8k
      @jc8k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cloudhazard agreed no homo

  • @szabodaniel5575
    @szabodaniel5575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    The republic's tactics be like: "if we don't know what we are doing the enemy is sure as hell not gonna see it coming"

    • @Author_Paluthor
      @Author_Paluthor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      That's just Star Wars tactics in general. I mean Stormtroopers and Clonetroopers, both professional soldiers stand out in the open when there is cover available all the time and miss shots despite their enemies being entirely exposed.

    • @little_foxy9118
      @little_foxy9118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Author_Paluthor but clones hit and stormtroopers not

    • @Author_Paluthor
      @Author_Paluthor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@little_foxy9118 Both miss horribly. Just watch any of the Star Wars films.

    • @maxwellbernacerart4946
      @maxwellbernacerart4946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s how you beat a chess pro

    • @upisntdownsilly
      @upisntdownsilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Author_Paluthor watch some clone wars and watch clones shine my friend

  • @Jaro_Hakai
    @Jaro_Hakai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3313

    “The virgin tactical droid” my gosh geetsly😭

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      Truth hurts

    • @thesecondromuluan8216
      @thesecondromuluan8216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@geetslys "Not this time."

    • @heyitsdumb449
      @heyitsdumb449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmaooo

    • @ryanmoore6259
      @ryanmoore6259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@geetslys Try not to use mano sphere slang. Those guys are assholes

    • @JaelaOrdo
      @JaelaOrdo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Is he wrong though?

  • @Sov-Ryn15
    @Sov-Ryn15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1893

    Commander: Hey, that group of Clone Trooper is flanking us over the canyon by jet packing over it. Sensors indicate they have a bunch of explosives to take out our power generator that we need to win this battle.
    Tac-Droid: Nah, we got this. Ignore them.
    Commander: But they’re slicing through the doors.
    Tac-Droid: Hey, I’m like 1000% sure that’ll never, eeever-
    *Bay-formers explosion*

    • @garyismad8283
      @garyismad8283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lol so lol

    • @snwmn4783
      @snwmn4783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      What?! That was 10283737467372 to 1! Impossible! *Gets shot and dies*

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Droid: Sir they're entering the command center!
      Tactical Droid: that's impossible, we are in the command center and there's a 0.001% chance anyone can get in.
      Clones: *walk in*
      Tactical Droid: they're not here, I don't see them

    • @Gravity_studioss
      @Gravity_studioss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the commander deserves a Promotion

  • @banzeyegaming2234
    @banzeyegaming2234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    Tactical droid: “Who are you?”
    Super Tactical Droid: “I’m you, but *better.”*

    • @cadbane3128
      @cadbane3128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I am the better droid

    • @ninja6245-real
      @ninja6245-real 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @LegoGuy87 Me: you forget the reason why the clones won.

    • @Gravity_studioss
      @Gravity_studioss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imagine those two having to work together

  • @samjones7834
    @samjones7834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    An interesting fact for you all: the first Super Tactical Droid we see in Star Wars The Clone Wars, General Kalani, was voiced by Gregg Berger, the voice of the Transformers character Grimlock in the original Transformers animated series, the 2012 video game Transformers: Fall of Cybertron and the 2015 video game Transformers Devastation.

    • @marrqi7wini54
      @marrqi7wini54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      One, that's a cool fact.
      And two, I wonder how a transformer would in a tactical/super tactical droid's place?

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ironic

    • @shamanbrush4024
      @shamanbrush4024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      THAT IS-
      I CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW SPECIAL THAT IS

    • @mikd157
      @mikd157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Marrqi7 wini depends on which transformer, someone like ironhide, who is a frontline soldier would minimize casualties, while someone like shockwave would do the most logical plan

    • @marrqi7wini54
      @marrqi7wini54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mikd157
      Yeah, I would assume a few of the notable cybertronians would be excellent commanders in this war.
      Since they're no strangers to war along with their great age.

  • @jamiewalsh3349
    @jamiewalsh3349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1082

    TX-20 "I am a droid. I am always right."
    A few moments later
    TX-20 "Does not compute. Does not compute." Gets dismantled by the Twi'leks

    • @openshutterfilms
      @openshutterfilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol

    • @h5skb4ru41
      @h5skb4ru41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Basically "this isn't happening!!!"

    • @davidgeorge1943
      @davidgeorge1943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      (Cover's Numa's eyes from the rather barbaric ravaging, even if it's just a droid.

    • @manqiwang8348
      @manqiwang8348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@davidgeorge1943 General Kenobi is so civilized!

    • @counterattack248
      @counterattack248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Insert sonic drowning music*

  • @Illusiqn1st
    @Illusiqn1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    4:50 -“...underestimate our memes. If the rebel army falls, the citizens will loose their cringe...”

  • @Tapeholder
    @Tapeholder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I think it is because the t-series focus only on military factors while the new series focus on every single factors, including those with no logic.

  • @AngelDust6969
    @AngelDust6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    That's extremely accurate. A great example of how Super Tactical Droids are better is the one that assumed the shut down order was a Republic trick and fought the Empire believing it was the Republic, eventually siding with a group of rebels, including both a Jedi and Clone Captain/Commander Rex.

    • @lemig-3179
      @lemig-3179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      His name was Kalani

    • @AngelDust6969
      @AngelDust6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@lemig-3179
      Thanks, I couldn't remember his name.

    • @Doc51499
      @Doc51499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Plus it was implied to have happened other times as the empire had protocol specifically for that situation

    • @skullzans
      @skullzans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@Doc51499 Sepratist Holdouts are a thing, so its more likely that.

    • @handleonafridge6828
      @handleonafridge6828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@lemig-3179 wasn’t Kalini the first std that we meet in clone wars

  • @nobleman9393
    @nobleman9393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    8:41 Yeah, A Super Tactical Droid would just start punching them.

    • @sondremarsteen5064
      @sondremarsteen5064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Or close the hatch.

    • @bladedninja8853
      @bladedninja8853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Or at least close the lid on the tank when he had the chance

    • @vampirecount3880
      @vampirecount3880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @TACTICAL DROID No one likes you

    • @handleonafridge6828
      @handleonafridge6828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He would order the main guns to fire, killing Obi Wan and the child, and then close the hatch and run over the Til’leks

    • @SaltCane
      @SaltCane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@handleonafridge6828 Yeah. Any super tactical droid would know that hesitation is suicide.

  • @akumaking1
    @akumaking1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2032

    The tactical droids weren’t stupid, just limited by programming and overconfidence. They were over-specialized.

    • @CloneScavengerVulpin8389
      @CloneScavengerVulpin8389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Don't blame the droid blame the programmers.

    • @Andre-gn4sj
      @Andre-gn4sj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@CloneScavengerVulpin8389
      programmers: hardware constraints.

    • @gavinisdie
      @gavinisdie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Andre-gn4sj wanna see what games we can run using the specs the tactical Droid provides?

    • @TheSmsm16
      @TheSmsm16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@gavinisdie probably doom

    • @El_Hornio_II
      @El_Hornio_II 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TheSmsm16 nah we'd only be able to play pong

  • @corporategunner5972
    @corporategunner5972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    The last words of a Tactical Droid:
    *Grenade is thrown onto the side of a CIS Super Tank*
    Haha fool, the super tank
    is impervious to all wea-
    *Grenade explodes*

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah, that one just DESERVED to eat its words after that... I mean
      You FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!

    • @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
      @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      well he was right tho the tank didnt get a scratch just got pushed a bit

    • @tysondennis1016
      @tysondennis1016 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Exact words. Sure, the tank won't take damage, but you still can.

  • @tnatstrat7495
    @tnatstrat7495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "Ignore the tactical droid. He's an idiot. We designed him wrong on purpose, as a joke."

    • @gigaspheal9439
      @gigaspheal9439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I know that reference lol!!

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I have been outmanuevered against my calculations, making me the victor"

  • @DanTheYoutubeAddict
    @DanTheYoutubeAddict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    The first time I say the Super Tactical Droid I got scared for the protagonists because I could immediately tell that this droid was not the same as the comedic other tactical droids. This one was smarter and would not make many of the mistakes the other ones made. To give that feeling from a first impression shows how well they were written.

  • @jhonnymejia9702
    @jhonnymejia9702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Highly advanced tactical droids: "my calculations conclude that the republics odds of success are 10,000 to 1"
    Randoms space wizards and clone bois: *haha blasters go brrr*

    • @banzeyegaming2234
      @banzeyegaming2234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Droids: “Hey! Nerf the Republic!”

    • @szilagyidavid650
      @szilagyidavid650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@banzeyegaming2234 they buffed tactical droids instead

    • @thaiylooze8217
      @thaiylooze8217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The droids are hilarious to say the least. I loved when they lost too

    • @jimbodeek
      @jimbodeek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blasters and laser swords go brrr

  • @FandomEditsTrooper
    @FandomEditsTrooper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    My fav quote from super tactical droid:
    “You were experiencing drag… in the vacuum of space?”
    Because believe it or not the old tactical droids probably would have believed that whereas the super tactical droid didn’t lol

    • @spicymeatballs2thespicening
      @spicymeatballs2thespicening 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@spicymeatballs2thespicening Because they were fridges with printers for heads, they'll believe anything
      One literally got outsmarted by 3 B1 droids

  • @jasonk.301
    @jasonk.301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    The C H A D super tactical droid 😂😂😂

  • @notlistening6499
    @notlistening6499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    In Star Wars Rebels, one of the Supertactical Droids was actually able to be convinced that he was wrong, and also took a suggestion on how to win the battle from a jedi, all after being able to admit he had been defeated.

    • @Supernova3695
      @Supernova3695 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was kalani

    • @notlistening6499
      @notlistening6499 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Supernova3695 did not even realize the droid had a name I guess that's on me

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      To be fair to the tactical droids, the escape plan Kalani makes is kind of insane:
      1. Hope two historic enemies hold a truce suggested by a teenager
      2. Invoke deliberate friendly fire
      3. Trust in unquantifiable Kung-Fu Space magic to keep allies alive and explode a few enemy vehicles
      4. Use the brief window of distraction to board three small, unarmed shuttles and escape
      5. All the while, operate at a significant numbers and firepower disadvantage
      Kalani has at least encountered Jedi tactics before, and even he acknowledges the high failure chance. Since Kung-Fu space magic isn't exactly standard military procedure, most tactical droids probably can't or won't consider it in their analysis.
      I'm assuming that, should a tactical droid observe a Jedi in action long enough, they'll eventually get a feel for when and how the Force influences combat scenarios, and therefore plan accordingly

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    Separatist Commander: "You will be replaced"
    Droid: "But Why?"
    Separatist Commander: "We have found you a perfect replacement. It's from my family"
    Droid: "But who is the...? *Gets shot in the head*
    HK-47: "Ready for your service, master Shan"

    • @kenjibork
      @kenjibork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oookkkkkkk tttthhhheeeeennnnn

    • @crdog4009
      @crdog4009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ah the old republic I thought people forgot about that era
      also I love hk-47 so funny big laugh

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      HK would've SLAUGHTERED the Republic.

    • @FirstLast-kr3ep
      @FirstLast-kr3ep 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yess

    • @unknownwarriorprescoknight8586
      @unknownwarriorprescoknight8586 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gets shot “ I discharge you from duty “

  • @theotv5522
    @theotv5522 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    “I am programmed to resist intimidation” reminds me of Blade Wolf: “I was not designed to fear termination”.

  • @Karlos1234ify
    @Karlos1234ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    My crush asks me out.
    Me: Impossible! The probability of that is 10 003 to 1 .

    • @zero5496
      @zero5496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh ho ho, the bigger odds is when she did I rejected her, cuz I can’t accept someone with such low standards even if I believed she’s may be the love of my life

    • @comradeurod9805
      @comradeurod9805 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zero5496 gigachad

    • @zero5496
      @zero5496 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@comradeurod9805 thank you, someone gave me the title chad already, now i got the bigger title lol

    • @PlayBoX-qq9kr
      @PlayBoX-qq9kr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zero5496 Lol. Also nice pfp

  • @Ben-Giggips
    @Ben-Giggips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Tactical droid: I am a droid I am always right.
    Ten minutes later gets head ripped off.

  • @praiseit4805
    @praiseit4805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    4:41 lol I love how the super tactical droid leans and puts his hand under his chin like he’s in deep thought. Its very human is what I’m saying

    • @TheTallOne890
      @TheTallOne890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean the super tacs were remarkably smart so it's possible he is somewhat sentient

    • @usdachoicedirt
      @usdachoicedirt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What better to base it's intelligence on if you're trying to make it creative

  • @ethribin4188
    @ethribin4188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Tactical droid: "99% chance of victory. That means I win"
    Super tactical droid and Xcom players: "99% chance of victory/hit. .... I dont trust this... I think I'll loose/miss"
    Reality: anything bellow 101% chance means failuer.

    • @Lazarultos
      @Lazarultos ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "99% chance? Prepare contingency measures in the event of the 1% failure chance and protocols for damage/loss mitigation in case all our contingencies fail to minimize the cost of defeat" - Super Tactical Droid and XCOM Veterans

  • @CT--xu4te
    @CT--xu4te 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    “You’re over confidence is you weakness”

    • @nickdickson4182
      @nickdickson4182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tuong tran your*

    • @CT--gl4yu
      @CT--gl4yu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hello there

    • @thewealthbookofficial
      @thewealthbookofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CT - 7567 report to general Skywalker immediately

    • @LongNgo-eg4ft
      @LongNgo-eg4ft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Heh,faith in your mama"-robot chicken luke

    • @gavinisdie
      @gavinisdie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Surprised not to see a tactical Droid here

  • @reaperking7748
    @reaperking7748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    T-Series tatical droid: The Karen of all droid models

    • @gavinisdie
      @gavinisdie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When police.come to take it out of the store: *Fucking Dies*

    • @justawilliamsfan
      @justawilliamsfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The similarities are uncanny...think they're superior to every single goddamn thing, and think they're infallible. Then...well, you know what happens.
      So what if Karens were T-Series tactical droids in disguise...?

    • @reaperking7748
      @reaperking7748 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justawilliamsfan You might be onto something lol

  • @sirshockraiden
    @sirshockraiden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    8:02 That one Twi'lek punching the tactical droid in the face always gets me

  • @TheZamaron
    @TheZamaron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    here's how I see the Droid Army chain of command.
    1: B1 Battle Droid, basic infantry.
    2: specialist droids like Commandos, Supers, Destroyers, and others don't fit normally and fit differently.
    3: Commander Droids, later on in the war became so inferior that they basically became more of squad or small detachment leaders, lie a Sargent.
    4: Tactical Droids, more of small army or starship commanders.
    5: Super Tactical Droid: Lead entire armies and fleets as a General/Admiral. Organic commanders just fit in where ever depending on their military rank.

  • @eren34558
    @eren34558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love how Obi-wan tries to shield the girl's eyes, but she still wants to watch.

  • @connorclabaugh9962
    @connorclabaugh9962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Ah yes, the tactical droid. Otherwise known as the Star Wars version of Total War's Autoresolve button.

  • @sanchezevan898
    @sanchezevan898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    The tactical droid looks like it has a mini fridge body

    • @yorhano9typesaka9s52
      @yorhano9typesaka9s52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tactical droid with the Brain's voice: "I! AM NOT! A MINI FRIDGE!!!!"

    • @sanchezevan898
      @sanchezevan898 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Batman hahahaha

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yorhano9typesaka9s52 sure your not... Not give me a sandwich

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They’re based on concept art for A New Hope

    • @peachdevils3893
      @peachdevils3893 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao

  • @simonb31
    @simonb31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Virgin Tactical Droid: Is an arrogant price
    Chad Super Tactical Droid: Well, I guess I'm in charge now

    • @arbiterdidact1580
      @arbiterdidact1580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not to mention the super tactical droids wouldn't commit war crimes without reason

  • @DestructoDisk
    @DestructoDisk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    The fact that CHAD is used so commonly in culture now is hilarious. Hahah

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If I recall correctly, there's an entire country named Chad.

    • @travisft11
      @travisft11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That shit doesnt work with star wars

  • @KoalaTContent
    @KoalaTContent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    2020: Tactical droids are dumb
    2021: Tactical droids are *absolutely vital* and *extremely valuable*

  • @battledroidcommander234
    @battledroidcommander234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    1:01 im very offended by this

  • @superjesse645
    @superjesse645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2:58 - I never imagined those words to come out of Geetsly's mouth in all my life.

  • @necronustheeverchosen1994
    @necronustheeverchosen1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    TX-20: I am a Droid. I am always right.
    Kalani: Your overconfidence will be the dismantling of you.
    And Twileks tear TX to pieces.

  • @LiliaArmoury
    @LiliaArmoury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    jedi: i can't belive my clone troops turned on me
    separatist generals with a t series under their command: first time?

  • @radiantduality8366
    @radiantduality8366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    *When you realize that the droid literally created for it’s tactics got replaced by the exact same thing*

  • @thejadedeagle6729
    @thejadedeagle6729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "My strategy is flawless. Do not fail to execute it." is a quote I've gotten way too fond of in my everyday life.

  • @ARC07TheLad
    @ARC07TheLad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    4:49 "you underestimate our memes..."

    • @michagrzanewicz8770
      @michagrzanewicz8770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When someone say star wars are not funny

    • @arbiterdidact1580
      @arbiterdidact1580 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A chad mentions a good game

    • @SMarie-zk9oj
      @SMarie-zk9oj 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “If the army falls the citizens will lose their cringe…”

  • @shortieberg6343
    @shortieberg6343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    “Impossible, the odds of republic victory is 10,036 to 1”
    *loses*

    • @thaiylooze8217
      @thaiylooze8217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂that’s why those guys are so hilarious

  • @asiblingproduction
    @asiblingproduction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    such a separatist thing to do: throw more money to the problem. also, tactics ain't got nothing on plot.

  • @Steve_47187
    @Steve_47187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Tactical droids: the odds are 3000 to 1 that’s the Jedi are in the ship, Meanwhile Jedi in the ship

    • @gggvvvjggbgg4517
      @gggvvvjggbgg4517 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      super droide tactico:por fortuna acabo de mandarles 5 droidekas y 4 batallones de droides para dirigir su trayectoria hacia mi trampa de escudos de rayos.....pero por las dudas,destruyan su nave en el hangar ,suelten las capsulas de escape y afirmen curso de colision con la nave de la republica mas cercana.

  • @OpLapDancePikachu69
    @OpLapDancePikachu69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Kalani was one of my favorite characters in TCW as a kid. When he was introduced I thought he was scary and menacing but also cool af. As an adult I really appreciate how much work went into making smaller characters like him stand out to the audience. He should've really gotten more screen time

    • @christopherpaciotti520
      @christopherpaciotti520 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know he was such a cool character and they even put him in an episode of rebels

  • @SuperClonezzzProductions
    @SuperClonezzzProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    7:58 TX-20.exe has stopped working

    • @ashandtodd
      @ashandtodd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heya, i like your LEGO animations.

    • @gavinisdie
      @gavinisdie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Droid: sees civilians running at it
      Also Droid: *Fucking has a Seizure*

  • @lucaseguez2825
    @lucaseguez2825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    “Asmr voices”
    ...

  • @kmk5626
    @kmk5626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    8:34 the twielek on the left. Yeah, his shoulder looks pretty messed up.

    • @cuppajoe2
      @cuppajoe2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my gosh ew I just noticed that.

    • @douglasallar9176
      @douglasallar9176 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cuppajoe2 same!

  • @StephenDelRosario777
    @StephenDelRosario777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It's amazing that Tactical droids never registered a factor equivalent to plot armor in their predictive models, since plot armor was a common occurence. It also shouldnt've been too hard for their algorythms to reocgnize the main characters as sigularities.

  • @BlackCowboy0
    @BlackCowboy0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    feel like the normal tactical droid was that arrogant kyle.

    • @American_Trekkie
      @American_Trekkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The separatists went from t series Karen to super karen

  • @vampirecount3880
    @vampirecount3880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Love the Confederacy man. I think theyre by far the most effective faction in SW and also the most effective faction in every fantasy and sci-fi universe. Love their droids, their ships, their tanks, everything looks so functional and logic. I would preffer that sidious would make his empire with them instead of the republic.

    • @andrewmento-matos6692
      @andrewmento-matos6692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know it has been said that the CIS would have actually won the Clone Wars in a landslide. If it wasn't Palpatine's intervention and proxies that led to its failure.

    • @Lord-Pierre
      @Lord-Pierre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andrewmento-matos6692 Well yes but the war started because of Sidious. And if the CIS had a droid army, it’s because Sidiuous and Dooku managed to convince the corporations to finance and arm the confederacy (if not directly financing the war like dooku) . Without the support from corporations and their droids armies for the cis, and on the other the creation of the clone army, the scale of the war would have been much smaller

    • @apolloknight9521
      @apolloknight9521 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lord-Pierre Now I understand why some Star Wars Fans dislike clone wars, because the fans I’ve encountered are CIS Fan boys and I understand now. TCW was too biased by just making the Republic the Good guys and the CIS the bad guys.
      If you guys want to read a fanfic that centered around the CIS, I suggest you read “A Single Decision” the remake. It’s a good book, as long as you ignore the rant that the author gives in the author notes.

    • @joaquinrodriguez227
      @joaquinrodriguez227 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@apolloknight9521 to be fair, of course the Republic would look like the good guys, Jedi are way less wilingly to kill civilians for example than Grievous or Trench, it was the Conferacy Senate that was way better that the Republic Senate

    • @大砲はピュ
      @大砲はピュ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@apolloknight9521 that’s the point - one is meant to tell the republic propaganda

  • @andreytcookie9080
    @andreytcookie9080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Imagine a super tactical droid with a magna guard body and the humor of HK-47. And then switch it with Anakin in the youngling slaughter scene XD

  • @chickenbucketsfr
    @chickenbucketsfr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The OG tactical droid is the droid equivalent to a KAREN

  • @andrewmunro4884
    @andrewmunro4884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:09 me and the boi’s playing gmod.

  • @davidbakke9293
    @davidbakke9293 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The super tactical droid is literally a walking, talking version of Sun Tzu’s “The Art of War”

  • @crdog4009
    @crdog4009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I like how the tactical droid looks but than you look at the super tactical and that will strike fear in anyone

  • @Clone-Commander-Thire
    @Clone-Commander-Thire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love when TX-20 (I think) on Ryloth literally blue screened when the t’wi leeks attacked him.

  • @piotrsitkowski8231
    @piotrsitkowski8231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:39 T-Series lmao

  • @bradmorales4002
    @bradmorales4002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    OOM commander battle droids deserve recognition too. They must've been good stategists not as good as the T series or Super tacticals but still they were decent. The plot writing or plot armor sadly forbade it.

    • @oceanbytez847
      @oceanbytez847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      honestly, it would have been nice to see republic defeats every now and again.

    • @bradmorales4002
      @bradmorales4002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@oceanbytez847 yeah. Only happened on Legend sources and not so much in canon.

  • @jacktheflash8478
    @jacktheflash8478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:06 and it’s easier to repaint one model than constantly make new ones

  • @tylerkoenig3778
    @tylerkoenig3778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “You lose, General Kenobi”
    “DOES NOT COMPUTE”
    “DOES NOT COMPUTE”
    “DOES NOT COMPUTE”

  • @ontasbulent5709
    @ontasbulent5709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Virgin tactical droid Chad super tactical droid Godlevel General Kalani

  • @WoodlandDrake
    @WoodlandDrake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tactical Droid = Grand Moff Tarkin: Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!
    Super Tactical Droid = Grand Admiral Thrawn: I require no glory, only results. *would totally evacuate*

  • @WeaponizedStrumpet
    @WeaponizedStrumpet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Ben Shapiro's design was inspired by the tactical droids. The more you know.

    • @peachdevils3893
      @peachdevils3893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn that salt

    • @Cybernaut551
      @Cybernaut551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good one.

    • @dylanrivera2244
      @dylanrivera2244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “I am Ben Shapiro, I am always right”

    • @elahdivad3433
      @elahdivad3433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ben Shapiro talks way faster than those droids.

  • @Lavendeer201
    @Lavendeer201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Their old design just screams "that one kid that thinks they know everything"

  • @aydenburris8631
    @aydenburris8631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    While the tactical droid spends it's time trying to get it's head back, the super Tactical droid spends his nights with that service droid from Dexter's Diner

    • @gavinisdie
      @gavinisdie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What have you done....

  • @markman6105
    @markman6105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A super tactical droid was also able to kick Anakin’s fucking ass in season 6 until his arms were cut off by a lightsaber.

  • @alexanderkaizer1095
    @alexanderkaizer1095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I loved the super tactical droid the moment I first saw them. This video proves just how much better they were compared to their predecessors. Great job 👍

  • @mr.mystery9338
    @mr.mystery9338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In short: tactical droids got cheesed repeteadly without knowing why.

  • @yourlocalussoldier2430
    @yourlocalussoldier2430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Is this why I keep losing on the droid team on bf2?!!!! Bc we didn’t have the super tactical droid?!!!?

  • @naturalist4life396
    @naturalist4life396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always hated the tactical droids when I was a kid, but I loved the super tactical droids, especially their cool chest plates; they look like cheetah faces!

  • @oom-3262
    @oom-3262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Excuse me, they filled their role accordingly. The thing is, STDs are just plain better, hence they were somewhat "replaced". But their cost is mighty high, so tactical droids were still used in the army, as you can see on the last season of tcw.

    • @droidcommander9305
      @droidcommander9305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello fellow droid.

    • @vampirecount3880
      @vampirecount3880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@droidcommander9305 Roger roger

    • @cqbjones4861
      @cqbjones4861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can you not say STD?

    • @zakai-kaz
      @zakai-kaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol STDS are better

    • @Xephisto
      @Xephisto 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here's a man who knows that he needs to get STDs.

  • @KingOfStopMotion
    @KingOfStopMotion ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kalani and his fellow chads were freaking awesome, while the Tactical Droids were virgins

  • @caos1925
    @caos1925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tactical droid- "I am the greatest account ever, I make no errors, you have made many, you are inefficient and must be disposed of." *BLAM*

  • @MmmMmph1968
    @MmmMmph1968 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know TX-20 was enslaving the Twi'leks and had a god complex and all that, but...that's gotta be one of the most brutal deaths in Star Wars. Dude got ripped apart while being in a state of utter confusion. I mean, from a first person perspective, that scene would be straight out of a horror movie.

  • @jenothemississippianofmand5202
    @jenothemississippianofmand5202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kalani’s change in Rebels was a direct result of the Onderon General’s criticism, it was almost character development.

  • @shadowicedevil
    @shadowicedevil ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Biggest reason as to why the tactical droids failed: doesnt matter how good your tactics are if the opponents plot armor forces you to lose

  • @marccamp6376
    @marccamp6376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:53 "Im a droid, Im always right", You are a droid, not a freaking wizard >:0

  • @Zeknif1
    @Zeknif1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tactical Droid in tank when caught in CQC by unarmed civilians: DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!
    Unarmed Super Tactical Droid when caught in CQC by lightsaber wielding Chosen One: Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam!
    Come on and slam, if you wanna jam!

  • @swimmerdude0621
    @swimmerdude0621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Is it just me or does the tactical droid look kinda THICCC

    • @Tyr0ne30
      @Tyr0ne30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A man of culture as well I see

    • @merafirewing6591
      @merafirewing6591 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Does not compute.*

  • @mrmelon4444
    @mrmelon4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Him repeating does not compute does not compute is the funniest part of the clone wars

  • @ryancarrell3186
    @ryancarrell3186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would love to see a Super one commanding a regular one. i think he'd have to smack the normal one around now and then for overextending XD

  • @jees3474
    @jees3474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holy shit, the tactical droids have Aspergers

  • @ifitsnotworthitdontdoit8310
    @ifitsnotworthitdontdoit8310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    VIRGIN TACTICAL DROID AND CHAD SUPER TACTICAL DROID- I CAN’T LMFAO

    • @GeneralGrievous-1138
      @GeneralGrievous-1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      if it’s not worth it don’t do it Check the channel Twitter, I made a proper meme for it

  • @ohaba4286
    @ohaba4286 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To be fair, it's hard to program a robot to take care of a planet-scale invasion when the enemy can use magic

  • @sasir2013
    @sasir2013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    so, the old ones were WWII italian commanders

  • @Mobysimo
    @Mobysimo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I loved the Rebels Episode where the Super Tactical droid showed up. And seeing how he strategized against the Rebels and the fact he figured out that the shutdown signal wasn't coming from the CIS

  • @akorn9943
    @akorn9943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:52 like many people in the real world... “asserting that, as their conclusions were based on facts and logic, they were unfalliable.”
    Tx-20 DESTROYS SJW Jedi snowflakes with *FACTS AND LOGICCCC*

  • @mournukai1413
    @mournukai1413 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got to say the coolest in my opinion is Aut-o his low voice him, taking things in his own hands so awesome

  • @nerdytom6881
    @nerdytom6881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tactical droids did fine, outside of their encounters with heroes.

  • @vince7125
    @vince7125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The arrogant rich kid "tactical" droid
    vs
    The cold and calculating SUPER tactical droid