A Military Analysis of The Last Jedi (or why is everyone incompetent?)

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  • @kingemperorpenguin1
    @kingemperorpenguin1  6 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    Special thanks to Sesh Monkey for allowing me to use screenshots from his animation:
    th-cam.com/video/V5wtB_BQyHA/w-d-xo.html

    • @Welsh_Dragon756
      @Welsh_Dragon756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      KingEmperorPenguin well noticed about the DJ plot hole. I hadn't noticed it and I haven't seen another TH-cam video that has spotted it either and I've watched loads.

    • @knightoflight8249
      @knightoflight8249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      KingEmperorPenguin You forgot a major plot hole. If one Resistance bomber has a large enough payload to destroy a dreadnought. Why have multiple ones come out. This makes the Resistance split their forces to defend multiple big, slow and vulnerable Bombers. When one would have been easier to defend and had a large enough payload to get the job done! A complete waste of manpower and resources! Love The Video Keep Up The Good Work!!!

    • @MrBadKitty
      @MrBadKitty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The only person who saw through Han Solo's plan was Boba Fett. I do agree that the resistance only won because of plot holes, luck and duex exmachina
      wonderful video, I hope to see more like it

    • @Welsh_Dragon756
      @Welsh_Dragon756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      knight of darkness I know a way they could have bombed the ship and probably kept their soldiers alive.............use fucking Y-wings!!

    • @knightoflight8249
      @knightoflight8249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Gavin Jones Or Poe could have just shot his ship's ion torpedoes at the bridge since a multi billion credit Dreadnought DOESN'T HAVE SHIELDS!!!

  • @Death_Korps_Officer
    @Death_Korps_Officer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1040

    Dreadnought: *Lose only 8 defense turrets*
    The entire Dreadnought crew: Guess I'll die.

    • @burndemon100
      @burndemon100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Even funnier when you think how many cannon have a real warship...

    • @user-Jay178
      @user-Jay178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@burndemon100 yeah and that it big canons are exposed and one shot I assume it all blow up like the ships in tros

    • @DooTSweeT
      @DooTSweeT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It is also strange how a dreadnought only has 8 point defence turrets and no sort other sort of anti-fighter weaponry or turbo lasers (maybe it is only a giant piece siege equipment and not meant to fight space battles, but if that is the case, then why are it’s escort craft far behind the siege ship?)

    • @joaop4585
      @joaop4585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      More strange is om the official databook saying 26 and then only 8 appear...
      Guess Mandator 4 kindo forgot that he had more 18...

    • @Death_Korps_Officer
      @Death_Korps_Officer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joaop4585 I read that on D&D's voice.

  • @b1akn3ss93
    @b1akn3ss93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1270

    Rose
    "You protect the ones you love"
    Finn "WTF ya think I was doing"

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      That was such a stupid move considering she nearly killed BOTH of them, AND in a way where the sacrifice wouldn't have had ANY meaning for the battle or saving the rest of the Resistance, lol. Still hate that moment.

    • @stevenle9960
      @stevenle9960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      *kisses him*
      *explosion and all of their friends dieing in the background*

    • @RobertGraphics
      @RobertGraphics 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Saving his soul from dying an angry black man’s death, which is all they wrote his character to be... which is sad. I wanted to like him from the moment they had him break away from the first order, but then he became the movie’s comic relief, having to be educated by the movies more white characters. He then is given a romantic relation whose ethnicity is also a poor, more white (but not white) woman.
      The movies where horrific from the start to the finish. Their best use? How not to write a script, or what not to do.
      I don’t write comic relief characters. They cheapen the plot by injecting bad comedy.

    • @LukasJampen
      @LukasJampen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@RobertGraphics you can have funny characters but they need serious moments where they can be of use as well.
      If you only write them to be comic relief your doing it the wrong way around. Only introduce/write a character if he has an impact or significance for 1. The plot 2. On important characters or 3. The world/worldbuilding. If the character brings nothing interesting or important to the table scrap him.
      Best example that comes to mind is Sokka from avatar the last airbender. He starts of mostly as a funny character but even in episode 2 he is willing to risk his life to defend his village. He is the person that always has a plan and in most cases they work. He later even becomes a fighter that is capable of fighting with/aside people that can control the elements. He is important, smart and still has the best jokes, one liners etc.

    • @Therworldtube
      @Therworldtube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Finn's role in TLJ was pretty insignificant. I honestly don't know what to do in the last hour. Still, he tries to be a hero without looking back.

  • @noobiesmurf
    @noobiesmurf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4699

    Didn't need a military strategist, just someone with an iq above room temperature.

    • @theunclethatdoesnttouchyou
      @theunclethatdoesnttouchyou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      Room temperature must have been cold as hell during the movie's entire production.

    • @midknight3350
      @midknight3350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Not enough to melt ice.

    • @centpushups
      @centpushups 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Temperature in Celsius for sure.

    • @newzealanddoesntexist7505
      @newzealanddoesntexist7505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Literally the first thing they’ll teach you about retreating in Star Wars is that you ALWAYS make a second jump so the enemy can’t figure out where you went based on hyperspace vectors

    • @jessewoodruff9635
      @jessewoodruff9635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This comment, literally made me laugh. Well done.

  • @isapo6694
    @isapo6694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    Hux: “I am the general!”
    Poe: “You are? Cool, I’m actually looking for the admiral.”
    Hux: “NANI?”

    • @TheSiriusEnigma
      @TheSiriusEnigma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Or...
      Hux: “I am the general”
      Poe: “I don’t have time for underlings. Pass me the admiral.”

    • @drigondii
      @drigondii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Poe to the Dreadnought: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA

    • @NinjaAO42
      @NinjaAO42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Hux: "Are you threatening me Ace Pilot?"
      Poe: "The generals will decide your fate."
      Hux: "I am the general!"
      Poe: "Not yet."
      Hux: "It's treason, then."

    • @drawde_064
      @drawde_064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Filthy acts at a reasonable price he wasn’t until between TLJ and ROS

    • @nicholas2153
      @nicholas2153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Filthy acts at a reasonable price Shit that makes sense

  • @kylebradley3
    @kylebradley3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    Admiral holdo is just angry at poe because he stole her signature move, "can I speak with the manager please? " in the opening battle.

  • @rurushu8094
    @rurushu8094 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3438

    Imagine if before the Normandy landings, the British, Americans and Canadians rammed their ships and landing craft into eachother to "protect those you love, not destroy those you hate"

    • @Karthig1987
      @Karthig1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      lol

    • @David-jk7ot
      @David-jk7ot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      Ohhhhh you’re racist and sexist because you said something negative about a made up character that happens to be portrayed by an Asian American actress! But the line was written by a white dude!!!!!Shame...shame...shame

    • @matthewang8934
      @matthewang8934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@David-jk7ot That...doesn't make sense...and I don't know if this post is sarcastic or something

    • @David-jk7ot
      @David-jk7ot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      Matthew Ang Yes, I was being sarcastic. I was attempting to show how the media takes a logical, albeit negative comment someone makes about a character and then turns it into a personal attack on the actual person who is playing that character, even though the commenter didn’t mean to that way. More specifically, how the media twisted any negative comment made on Rose’s character into personal hate against Kelly Marie Tran

    • @matthewang8934
      @matthewang8934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@David-jk7ot Yeah, alright. Wasn't sure as well, kinda hard to distinguish sarcastic and not, besides, people nowadays are quite stupid, the majority mostly. Too much misunderstandings and shit...

  • @tristanpearson48
    @tristanpearson48 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2350

    RIP Admiral Ackbar
    You deserved better.

    • @Emajenus
      @Emajenus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Luke was the real tragedy of this movie. He will forever be a young man who believed in the light, only to grow up into a cynical old man who contemplates killing babies.

    • @cld1472
      @cld1472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Ackbar was the best wingman in night clubs when you were drunk. You could walk up to him and be like "Im digging that girl over there." And he would warn you if it was actually a man or not... "ITS A TRAP!"

    • @tristanpearson48
      @tristanpearson48 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Maybe they shouldn't put the bridge of the ship in one of the most exposed positions possible? I guess it's not as bad as Star Destroyers which literally juts the bridge up as the only target.
      Also, Mace Windu is clearly alive if Jedi can fly. Maybe Plo Koon too if they can survive those types of explosions but I think it's more difficult to argue for him.

    • @Goraka91
      @Goraka91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Now just saying, but imagine if Holdo's role in every scene was in fact Ackbar including the hyperspace thing.
      Instead he died off-screen wtf is this shit?

    • @mrbeefy1101
      @mrbeefy1101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emajenus I didn't like a few things about this movie but I really liked Luke's story I'm pretty sure ihe did a good video discussing your points

  • @lukeskywanker7839
    @lukeskywanker7839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1291

    "General Weasley"
    "Golem Palpatine."
    "Pinkie"
    Damn this guy has me crying with these names.

    • @Panda10million
      @Panda10million 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      SCP Foundation "Princess Poppins"

    • @lukeskywanker7839
      @lukeskywanker7839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Panda10million That's a good one too.

    • @zacharybrooks4169
      @zacharybrooks4169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "Rey Sue"

    • @Xxgxxaxx
      @Xxgxxaxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I literally thought Weasley was his name when he said it

    • @stormwolf8770
      @stormwolf8770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Xxgxxaxx somewhere his veela wife is filing for divorce. She's sick of being married to a first order clown

  • @2MeterLP
    @2MeterLP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7297

    DJ tells the first order to scan for cloaked ships.
    1:Why dont they always scan for cloaked ships
    2:what is the purpose of cloaks if you can just scan for them

    • @savsal2603
      @savsal2603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      lol

    • @dj11o9er
      @dj11o9er 6 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      They might scan for the magnetic signature, just like in the Clone Wars Series

    • @tylerian4648
      @tylerian4648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      Probably energy and staff intensive to scan for cloaked ships, but this would be the time to do that regardless.

    • @장경철-q7f
      @장경철-q7f 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Dj11o9er You didn't answer his questions

    • @dj11o9er
      @dj11o9er 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Terence Fletcher he didn't ASK a question
      Edit: o wait. . . he did. Heh. Heh

  • @Janx14
    @Janx14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    Its hilarious how Poe is the one who has to 'learn from his actions' while being the only character in the movie who did something right.

    • @hisham031170
      @hisham031170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      He's a man.

    • @SolarDragon007
      @SolarDragon007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Janx14 And I love how Poe is treated like a hothead who screws everything up when Holdo's plan is retarded beyond belief and only works because the First Order are totally inept.

    • @samfriia1101
      @samfriia1101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The correctness of Poe's actions doesn't enter into it. He is a soldier and is expected to follow orders. He disobeyed them, resulting in the deaths of many (his ambition basically amounted to murder). He's lucky he wasn't court-martialed.

    • @SoméDjata
      @SoméDjata 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Sam Frilia So if your commander orders you to do somthing extremely stupid or morally wrong like say, killing/torturing civilians. Your supposed to just go through with it anyway? What if he orders you to commit a to a suicide attack? What if he orders you to kill other soldiers without cause? Blindly following orders regardless of logic or common sense is not what soldiers do.

    • @SolarDragon007
      @SolarDragon007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Sundiata Keita It's absolutely baffling that in a movie series about resisting corrupt authority, (Rebels versus Empire), the lesson Poe learns is blindly trust authority even when you have strong reason not to.

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Captain Needa even seemed like a fairly decent guy.
    "I shall assume full responsibility for losing them, and apologize to Lord Vader."

  • @megatronVS
    @megatronVS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1147

    "Why? Why? Why?"
    Because Disney doesn't care about Star Wars, they care about money.

    • @aleksaradojicic8114
      @aleksaradojicic8114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not true complitly. It true that Disney cares only about money. But they also care about Star Wars. Thats reason why people leading Lucasarts before Last Jedi had so many free space to do whatever. People that lead Lucasarts are killing Star wars and Disney cant do much because nobody wants to jump in thit hot potato and try to save it.

    • @jojoa5868
      @jojoa5868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The more of something you have the less valueable it gets JUST LIKE STAR WARS FILMS the more we it get the more I hate Star Wars
      (I know I spelled a word wrong)
      (The original Trilogy is great)

    • @ricaroanimar6695
      @ricaroanimar6695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nah he actually has some points
      Star wars definitely got a knive in the back from Disney, but they did some sort of good things. But they are choking star wars to death right now.
      Tge intire new trilogy made no sence
      But ey!

    • @Whispangle
      @Whispangle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@aleksaradojicic8114 No, that Kathleen person is doing it, not Disney, not Lucasarts

    • @emeraldsword364
      @emeraldsword364 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is true did you see the budget to the profits?

  • @evangibbs7467
    @evangibbs7467 6 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    “The dress emphasizes her neck and makes her look like a giraffe”. I’m Dead 😂😂

    • @MBison-im2qy
      @MBison-im2qy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @CountPsiclone hah, cause she was in jurassic park

    • @Dornan77802
      @Dornan77802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's exactly what I though on first sight.

  • @douchebagpatrol7237
    @douchebagpatrol7237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2183

    po's x-wing was upgraded with plot armour

    • @SrMissileMonkey
      @SrMissileMonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Up until it wasn't

    • @thesavagegummybear7341
      @thesavagegummybear7341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      TomaHawk PWPT up until it wasn’t necessary.

    • @taq154
      @taq154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      If you can call any of the last Jedi "plot".

    • @jliuatl
      @jliuatl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      MaRey Sue's offensive prowess was similarly augmented.

    • @crippledbyfence5724
      @crippledbyfence5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rotj
      “Our shields can’t repel blasts of that magnitude”
      Tlj
      We can’t hit them they are to far😢😢

  • @_KaiTheGamer_
    @_KaiTheGamer_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    Resistance: What do we have?
    Guy 1: Well we have these Y-Wings that have been used for easily 50+ years now.
    Guy 2: If your pilots know how to fly them they're pretty useful.
    Resistance: Hey what're those?
    Guy 1: Oh these? They're some bomber that takes about 5 people to use. They're basically made of paper and they move *really* slow-
    Resistance: *I'LL TAKE TEN.*

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Guy 1: there were only two ever produced
      Resistance: build more Well pay for everything even if it's as expensive as a Star destroyer

    • @themadmonk6700
      @themadmonk6700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Y wings are fighter bombers not heavy bombers, old ones at that. Even if they did have them there and in working condition, and the Tie Fighters didn't tear them apart they probably couldn't do enough damage to stop a ship of that size before expending their explosives and having to return to base.

    • @teamcybr8375
      @teamcybr8375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The Y-wing carries 20 proton bombs.
      The MG-100 starfortress carries 1048 proton bombs.
      There's your answer.

    • @molihua354
      @molihua354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      For good firepower, simply make a droid pilot a y wing kamikaze plane if everyone’s gonna die anyways in that slow at bomber

    • @themadmonk6700
      @themadmonk6700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You have to have both a droid that can be programmed for such a task and disposable Y wings, I know they had drone bombs in one of the games based off the Tie Fighter models. The slow bomber was likely supposed to be similar to a B-52 or Short Sterlings. They would get torn apart if not properly supported. They weren't in TLJ, not only did the Tie Fighters outnumber the Resistance fighters, these were advanced Tie's that probably don't go down in one shot. Tie Fighter was based on the Japanese Zero.

  • @secondpsycho6577
    @secondpsycho6577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    You missed the biggest military kerfuffle the first order committed:
    "Our ultra-death laser is charged, commander! Which should we shoot at - mostly abandoned, landlocked rebel base, or the very full-of-rebels, very likely-to-escape rebel ships?"
    "Why, the Choice is Obvious, Captain! Fire at Will!"

    • @IonIsFalling7217
      @IonIsFalling7217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      SecondPsycho To be fair the choice was obvious. That captain deserved force choking.

    • @biggsdarklighter0473
      @biggsdarklighter0473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The guy Named Will: *gulps*

    • @theaveragepro1749
      @theaveragepro1749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@biggsdarklighter0473 gone, reduced to atoms

    • @dragonfell5078
      @dragonfell5078 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr? Fricken shoot the ships and it cuts off their escape

  • @gurgy3
    @gurgy3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    As Caesar said during the conquest of Gaul, “we came, we saw, we subverted expectations “. Veni, Vidi, Riani

    • @Balajohn_
      @Balajohn_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He actualy said it after he conqered pontus but ok

    • @gottesurteil3201
      @gottesurteil3201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bravissima!

    • @gottesurteil3201
      @gottesurteil3201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @G Ren no one has stated that Rian uttered the words himself. That became a meme because defenders of the film were claiming we only disliked the film because we didn't like the choices made regarding Rey's lineage, Smoke's fate, and Luke's treatment. Granted those choices were awful, but we have other gripes that don't just amount to undermining our fanfictions and the "subverting expectations" mantra is just an inside joke.

    • @jamesfinch6139
      @jamesfinch6139 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gottesurteil3201 bro it's a joke

    • @CT-1255
      @CT-1255 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @You tuber funny joke

  • @robfgard
    @robfgard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    "Some arms dealers must be making a killing, scamming the FO and the Resistance with old tech with new paints jobs" Imagine the arms dealer that sold the Resistance those bombers? He definitely laughed all the way to Canto Bight.

    • @jayt9608
      @jayt9608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I thought that parting shot were the best lines in the entire video.

    • @jacquelineking5783
      @jacquelineking5783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My personal theory is that the weapons maker of those was a FO sympathizer.

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jacquelineking5783 The FO would have more money anyway, so a good move to support the one that'll be more profitable

  • @elmateo77
    @elmateo77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Arms dealers always make a killing selling slightly upgraded equipment to whoever will pay for it during wars. That's probably the most realistic part of the whole movie.

    • @charleshartley9597
      @charleshartley9597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @elmateo77 Probably true, but the content creator (sorry, just stumbled on this video), is perhaps unaware that this kind of thing does actually happen. One example that jumps to mind is the USAF C-130 which is on its, what, "J" version last I knew. The plane has been around since the sixties and simply updated with new tech because it is good at what it does. Why go with some new "toy" when the old one works fine, as long as you keep it current with tech upgrades… like the C-130J. Plus, this means you don't need a bunch of retraining for techs fixing and crew flying the planes, and you have a lot of parts that are interchangeable between models. Militarily it makes a lot of sense.
      Otherwise, I wholeheartedly agree with the CC on his analysis of the film. So. Much. Waste. And incompetence… displayed on screen and in the writer's room.

    • @aleksaradojicic8114
      @aleksaradojicic8114 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Haku infinite Leia had 0 power because her political enemies published that she was daughter of Dart Veider. Thats reason why they dont have great support from Galaxy.
      And First Order didnt had old equipment. Its equipment based on old Imperial tech but modernised.

    • @Warsie
      @Warsie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      EU had shall we said companies that were loyal or affiliated with a government.

    • @plosflow7556
      @plosflow7556 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Haku infinite What the hell are you talking about? Luke was the only one at Vader's Pyre. They never told everyone he saved the galaxy. Vader had a reputation of genocide and pain. It's obvious his children wouldn't just go around saying they're related to him. Hell most people didn't even know Vader was Anakin.

    • @maverick5640
      @maverick5640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamiewalsh620 "now I'm going to tell you facts, these are confirmed facts, so please accept the lore"- Disney when destroying the star wars timeline

  • @jaminsim5965
    @jaminsim5965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    "But the Resistance are not happy with the First Order getting all the incompetent ones and also decide to be stupid."
    A perfect summary of the entire Sequel Trilogy thus far.

    • @kingkfc1352
      @kingkfc1352 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hw does he have multiple million view vids but less then 50k subs???

    • @mreggs3731
      @mreggs3731 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kingkfc1352maybe most of the views were sequel fans.

  • @RangerHouston
    @RangerHouston 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2645

    Why is everyone incompetent?
    A: *They were written by people who are actually incompetent*
    Thanks Kathleen.

    • @Scortch-lo3xy
      @Scortch-lo3xy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      no Rian Johnson wrote this so.......................................ya they were written by incompetent writers

    • @davehood2667
      @davehood2667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      scortch2k; she hired the writers, handpicked them even.

    • @LadieFromHell
      @LadieFromHell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      10,000,000 thumbs up for this comment.
      George Lucas Votes "No Confidence" in Kathleen Kennedy ability to be in Charge of STAR WARS!
      I know "George Lucas" was paid a LOT of $$$$$$$ for the rights of SW, but Man, Disney Should had Got him to write & Produce VII, VII & IX.

    • @Imperatia
      @Imperatia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@LadieFromHell He did actually give them his ideas for the sequels, but they threw them in his face and laughed at him.

    • @shpooplers6324
      @shpooplers6324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why can’t they just make a good one? Don’t they want money is there no one competent enough to make a boba fett movie

  • @Timasion
    @Timasion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    You actually raise a good point about Vice Admiral Pinky. Why wasn't she on the main bridge with the other officers?
    So, I looked into her background. Apparently, Admiral Pinky is an example of a political promotion. She has no education in military tactics or organization whatsoever. She was in the Empire's program for young politicians, became friends with Leia Organa. She helped out Princess Leia a couple of times during the Rebellion.
    Then, she joins the Resistance military with her friend and is immediately promoted to "Vice Admiral." She is also placed in charge of a corvette (a small military vessel) named the Ninka. This explains a ton of things. Why would a Vice Admiral be only given command of a small vessel? Because she has no experience with command. It also explains why she was still alive when the High Command structure were all killed. She was on her small little ship, out of the way. But, because she was an Admiral, she was the highest ranking officer there. Now, a reasonable person would say "okay, who are my best commanders? Let me talk to them." But, of course, she's too smart for that.
    If you compare her actions to Princess Leia's actions in Star Wars, you can see the problem. Princess Leia listened to her military leaders and let them do the actual planning rather than doing it herself. Admiral Pinky tells her senior military adviser to shut up and nearly destroys the fleet because of it.

    • @madalheidis
      @madalheidis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Another thing connected to this. If Pinky had any clue what she was doing, she could have saved the Raddus. BECAUSE THE NINKA HAS NUKES. Why have nukes never been used, when the mere presence of the Ninka and a few other things like some power systems, definitely show that they are a thing? And the lasers. THE LASERS. They've got to not be lasers to function the way they've been shown constantly. Not just the dropping, but also the fact that they can do anything in those tiny blasts. About the only way the lasers might do any damage is if they're constantly concentrated on a point to melt the metal.and if the shots are plasma, which is often used to explain the nature of them, then they'd still need to be concentrated on a point for a little while. Yes, the plasma is hotter, but it's surrounded by space. I doubt one or two shots as seen in many of these scifi universes would be able to transfer all their heat to the metal, especially when surrounded by a near complete vacuum. The heat's going to try and equally disperse, and what few atoms are in space are really cold, so the energy would disperse onto those, or radiate away. I'm probably missing something, but I want to know how the weapons actually work to work as they do. Is it superheated slugs? If so, why don't they lose all their heat before impact? Where's the ammunition stores? Wouldn't be just as effective to fire cold slugs, considering their heat's going to disappear?

    • @handlesarecringe957
      @handlesarecringe957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      On a real warship, the captain, fleet commander, and first officer are *_never_* in the same place during combat. This is to prevent the ship/fleet from being decapitated by one shot.

    • @Timasion
      @Timasion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@handlesarecringe957 While that is correct, they are almost always on the same ship. For example, the captain would be on the bridge, the admiral would be in the CIC, and the XO would be in damage control.
      But, they would all be on the same ship. Not on different ships.

    • @stanbartsch1984
      @stanbartsch1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      In Nam, Admiral Pinky would be 1st Lt. Getsfraggedalot.

    • @Clark-do7zb
      @Clark-do7zb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This is a perfect example of “equal outcome” for wahhhhmen. The bitch was so irritating and ruined the film. As well as rose...

  • @Henry-fq8fz
    @Henry-fq8fz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    This is what happens when you focus on making things look cool or funny but forget about sense.

    • @KaosNova2
      @KaosNova2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Just like the Transformers movies by Michael Bay, mate. The plot of those films are total crap, but hey, they have nice CGI and special effects.

    • @SashaMasonVR
      @SashaMasonVR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Except the Transformers movies, especially the first one, doesn't give you headache from all the nonsense you get shoved into your mouth.

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      AND selling toys

    • @maxeichenmuller1211
      @maxeichenmuller1211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Henry 2 ITS A MOVIE ABOUT SPACE MAGIC AND A FROG IS A GHOST THAT CAN SHOOT LIGHTNING FROM THE SKY

    • @bensolo6965
      @bensolo6965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      well BirdMemes is correct.
      the original trilogy was careful not to make it a superhero movie that's why you can't do everything with the force. this truly is now space magic.
      force projection bullshit was the worst of all, we now have luke being split in two entities which communicate faster than light. this is the definition of pulling things out of your ass. next time rey-sue can just teleport herself anywhere in the universe cause there are not rules.
      the worst thing is that this changed the rules forever, now you can do whatever you want and that means space magic.

  • @ynlucca
    @ynlucca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    This new triology just feels like a badly-written fanfiction.

    • @ynlucca
      @ynlucca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@RTDelete touché

    • @tutuadefolalu3661
      @tutuadefolalu3661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Got it in one. That’s also why the ships are either nonsensical (the slow terrible bombers), or just old ships with different paint jobs. Fanfics aren’t known for their creativity or original ideas.

    • @Bean-boi
      @Bean-boi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Of course it is

    • @TheBelieveit1
      @TheBelieveit1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      because it is.

    • @SchneeflockeMonsoon
      @SchneeflockeMonsoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh it’s no fan fiction. Does it sound *anything* like what a fan would create?

  • @regularstan6212
    @regularstan6212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1875

    This guy literally put more time and effort, into the movie then Ryan Johnson did.

    • @liar2k5
      @liar2k5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Agent J nigga WHAT DA FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT LOLLOL

    • @leroy1154
      @leroy1154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I find that offensive! How dare you even suggest that Johnson put ANY effort at all.

    • @agr_
      @agr_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Agent J you were dropped as a child

    • @wwiiinplastic4712
      @wwiiinplastic4712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm not even a minute into the video and I agree with you.

    • @rubedog961
      @rubedog961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Agent J Ok Mr. J, time to take your meds

  • @danbrown6224
    @danbrown6224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    "after an awful speech, where she pontificates on the abstract notion of hope, and provides none..."
    you earned a sub friend

  • @johnsnyder1835
    @johnsnyder1835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    If Darth Vader was in charge, Hux would have been forced choked while still an Ensign.

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      "I find your lack of competence disturbing."

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Naahh, to qualify for force choking, you have to be in command of a Star Destroyer at the very least.
      I figure Vader would just have ordered him to join his flight of Tie Fighters on a couple of occasions.
      Given the fact that competent Tie Fighter pilots don't last that long, an incompetent one would be killed off on his first mission.

    • @mill2712
      @mill2712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Lieutenant".
      Ensign is a naval rank. Hux is a general so he would be subject to army ranks.

    • @thegreyjedi2372
      @thegreyjedi2372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      mill 27 Not to mention his promotion was apparently a political promotion and a legacy.

    • @zerochaotics1135
      @zerochaotics1135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He would have to even be in the navy to be an ensign
      A General is of the army, what the hell is this man even doing on a bridge?!
      They got one thing right when po said he wasn't in charge, security get this idiot off yhe command deck.
      Seriously did the FO just say "You know what, potato potato" ?

  • @BAN3FromNoWhere
    @BAN3FromNoWhere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "Demote poe from commander to captain"... Last I checked, captain outrank commander.

    • @cjgonz2004
      @cjgonz2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      In the US Navy, yes. Or in Star Trek, LOL
      In Star Wars, as best I can tell, they mix the ranks, and Commander is like a Major, or maaaybe Lt. Colonel. It seems what we would know as a real-life or Star Trek Navy Captain would be more like an Admiral in Star Wars. Captains are simply in charge of a ship (or maybe a small squadron of fighters).
      Meh. Space Fantasy rank structure, I guess.

    • @cidballcidball8030
      @cidballcidball8030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Commander outranks captain in Star Wars and since Poe was in the navy, he was a wing commander which meant he commanded a wing I can't remember how many squadrons were in a wing but somehow he went from that to squadron leader which I guess is captain which is kinda like, they demoted him twice but whatevs, I just want to know who took his place

    • @gottesurteil3201
      @gottesurteil3201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cidballcidball8030 if anyone did I think they were either incinerated in the hangar, or tossed out the bridge.

    • @kye6375
      @kye6375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      no in star wars commander is higher than captain in star wars. (etc captain rex promoted to commander rex)

    • @josephvisnovsky1462
      @josephvisnovsky1462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Captain, leads an air group
      Commander, leads a wing
      Lieutenant commander, leads a squadron (a.k.a squadron leader)
      So yes,
      his demotion is backwards.
      When Poe called the bombers, A-wings, and X-wings, there were no less than SIX who out-ranked him:
      General Organa (Raddus)
      Admiral Ackbar (Raddus)
      General Ematt
      Vice Admiral Holdo (Ninka)
      Vice Admiral Jotis (Vigil)
      Vice Admiral Resdox (Anodyne)
      So none of the senior officers call off the attack. Holdo was in fact commanding The Ninka, yet she let both squadrons of bombers, 4 A-wings, and 8 X-wings leave her hangar! Under what circumstances would Poe be allowed to put his arms on Vice Admiral during a disagreement? In what organized unit would a General slap a ranking officer?

  • @gusthewiseone3247
    @gusthewiseone3247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Ok, ok..I'm a professional general, some enemy is mocking me over the radio, do I? A) open fire? Or B) continue chatting? "Boring conversation anyway......Luke we're going to have company."

    • @Mic_Glow
      @Mic_Glow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I think they did it on purpose to "subvert expectations"... audience expected a good movie with scary villains and smart heroes so they made a pathetic parody.

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What?

    • @erdnussbier4260
      @erdnussbier4260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Mic_Glow subverting expectations: fans wanted an actual star wars movie, got a pile of dog shit instead. yay, expectations subverted !

  • @garysmith3037
    @garysmith3037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    The plan didn't fail because of DJ, it failed because a First Order droid was smart enough to spot BB-8 bouncing off of things while hiding under a trash can. They got caught, then DJ bought his freedom by selling out the Resistance escape plan....that he somehow knew, even though Poe, Finn, and Rose didn't.
    The plan might have worked if it wasn't for the comic relief bit of BB-8.

    • @ArcaneAzmadi
      @ArcaneAzmadi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That was my thought- why the hell didn't they leave the stupid ball on their ship instead of giving it a paper-thin disguise?

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      From the dialogue, the plan wasn't to return to their ship but steal an escape pod and try to return to the Resistance. Thus, they "couldn't just leave him behind"-cliche. Admittedly, some writer must have seen the weakness in this plot point and retconned the dialogue to explain why they didn't just leave BB-8 on their "appropriated" ship (you know, since the Resistance is so noble that they don't steal ships).

    • @ianbailey6592
      @ianbailey6592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dj overheard that the resistance were fleeing in escape craft.

    • @KnightRaymund
      @KnightRaymund 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      By that point Poe did know the plan and talked about it over the comm just before they got caught.

    • @wolfereignowns1154
      @wolfereignowns1154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      KnightRaymund they are still trying to sell the moronic idea that the First Order that has essentially conquered the entire galaxy would not know to scan for small ships fleeing the literal last resistance ship as it runs out of fuel which the first order was aware of. Anyone willing to buy that is a worlkd class dumb shit.

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2504

    The explanation (or excuse) I heard for why Holdo didn't tell Poe about her plan was that she didn't trust him. Well, if she trusted Poe so little that she wouldn't even tell him her plan to save the Resistance, why would she even keep him around? If he's _that_ untrustworthy and they know he has a proclivity to do stupid things without thinking them through, why not just stick him in the brig to keep him from causing more damage?
    Let's think about this. Since Holdo didn't tell Poe about the plan, he decided to take matters into his own hands and send Finn and Rose off on some fool's errand to find some hacker who none of them have ever heard of and have no idea what he looks like. By some stroke of dumb luck, they manage to find _a_ hacker, even though he wasn't the one they were looking for, and he ends up betraying the Resistance, and that's how the First Order finds out about the escaping transport ships and starts shooting them.
    Do you get it? It was Holdo keeping Poe out of the loop that caused the destruction of the Resistance. Because of her, _hundreds of people died, and the First Order nearly killed off their final obstacle to enslaving the entire galaxy._ How did somebody that incompetent become a Vice Admiral?

    • @SevensBlade
      @SevensBlade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Dr Shaym Rip Admiral Akbar...

    • @74volkswagen63
      @74volkswagen63 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Is it weird that I read that in your voice???

    • @NaraShikamaru21
      @NaraShikamaru21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      I can do one better. She didn't trust Poe even though the prior day he blew up the StarKiller Base. SHE didn't trust the biggest hero the resistance had because....? And had Poe left the dreadnaught alone then there would have been no chase just three orbital cannon'd ships.
      Holda is either an idiot or unimaginably incompetent.

    • @blackguard5883
      @blackguard5883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      *@ NaraShikamaru21* That's "diversity" in action for you...

    • @bastionunitb7388
      @bastionunitb7388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Holdo also ignores the fact that the bombers sacrifice was not in vain as the dreadnot that was destroyed would have completely destroyed the resistance ships during the slowest chace in all of history as those orbital artilary weapons would have punched right through their shields. If it werent for pos attack and the bomber squadrons sacricice they would have lost everyone
      But you gotta ignore all that because he's a white male and you need to push this wamen agenda

  • @goatmeal5241
    @goatmeal5241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    I have been very bothered by the mistreatment of Poe. It becomes a MAIN PLOT POINT that all the First Order's cannons are a little too weak to destroy the Resistance ship---for 10 hours or whatever---and NOBODY thanks Poe for saving all their lives? If the Dreadnought had been there for the 'chase' the whole resistance would have died right then. This video at least pointed out that they would have died in the bunker if the Dreadnought was still around, but hiding in a bunker might not have been the plan in the first place if the Dreadnought was still around. There's no excuse for slapping Poe across the face, demoting him, and never acknowledging that his decision to disobey orders saved everyone's lives.

    • @MrMitchbow
      @MrMitchbow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      David Miller he actually followed orders. He was just the only pilot good enough to survive the risky attack

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@MrMitchbow There actually were other star-fighter Survivors, Kylo ren killed them all with a single shot to the Hanger bay which was loaded with Ammo and fuel.

    • @roypitts1408
      @roypitts1408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He man, she "General" wohman. That simple. He toxic, he can take down WHOLE FIRST ORDER BY HIMSELF and he still be dirt because she WOMAN in baking dress, that new femdisney star wars.

    • @cjgonz2004
      @cjgonz2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As it looked in the film, the Fleet would have been long gone had they not waited for Poe - and had the Dreadnaught jumped through to chase them, they'd have had another chance to bomb it - perhaps with it more separated from its fleet.

    • @platzhalter4370
      @platzhalter4370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But he is disregarded her orders and he deliberately chose do to the opposite of her orders. He is a deserter and he got a crap ton of people killed with that (as portrayed in the film, i dont know why they followed his orders and the ones from the general). If you desert, even if it was good for the outcome of the battle, you could get killed for that in most armies. I dont expect them to kill one of the main characters, but it is really weird, that he does not get at least put out of order.

  • @Lornext
    @Lornext 6 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    "The First order does not lack fuel, but they do lack imagination."
    Best comment from the video.

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      and intelligence

    • @SinerAthin
      @SinerAthin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Lack" is a very generous term...

    • @loah_1
      @loah_1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Are devoid of" would be more appropriate.

    • @Goraka91
      @Goraka91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yet somehow they take over the galaxy in the span of 5 minutes between movies.
      THE FUCK?

    • @jackness9431
      @jackness9431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Goraka91 TBH Kylo ren as supreme leader is like Anakin from revenge of the sith taking over paplys throne.

  • @plagueimagination2510
    @plagueimagination2510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Guy 1: Hey guys I have an idea for a good character!
    Group: Whoa lets hear it!
    Guy 1: Ok here it is: she's like a storm trooper but a leader storm trooper.
    Group: Ok and?
    Guy 1: She's really tough, smart, and able to do what is required to win.
    Group: Ok let's kill her off for no reason
    Guy 1: Ok........ wait wat

    • @3AHoles
      @3AHoles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The only female character we were interested in is the one they did nothing with.

    • @JaysenKov
      @JaysenKov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@3AHoles 100$ says she makes some dumbass resurgence in the next movie, it's hollywood afterall

    • @TheJosep70
      @TheJosep70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@JaysenKov Jar Jar just confirmed she's dead.

    • @Sketch_Sesh
      @Sketch_Sesh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True Story!

    • @Optimaloptimus
      @Optimaloptimus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      3 A-Holes Exactly. I wanted to see her do more, I wanted to know more about her, but that all went down the shitter when they decided to just have her be useless in the Force Awakens.

  • @gannon291
    @gannon291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    random thought, when Rose saved Finn from himself, her stupid line about 'protecting those you love' and stuff should have been 'this rebellion has enough dead heroes.' It conveys more or less the same sentiment, but in a far better manner and actually makes sense.

    • @novaiscool1
      @novaiscool1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      But that makes her look competent, something that through the the movie only two or 3 people get to be

    • @Goraka91
      @Goraka91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Went from not caring for a character to wishing they died in a single sentence.

    • @LothlorianOG
      @LothlorianOG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also, she met Finn less than 24 hours before that scene...so talk about clingy.

    • @chrissonofpear3657
      @chrissonofpear3657 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Halo CE reference?

    • @alexadkins7797
      @alexadkins7797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      rose delusionally sacrificed the rebellion to sexually assault finn if luke did not battle meditate his consciousness across space the rebellion would have died right there

  • @budemawa411
    @budemawa411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    “You don’t win wars by destroying your enemies”
    HAHAHAHAHA
    So what do we just let the first order stomp the resistance then? Ok sure.

    • @casualtaco2154
      @casualtaco2154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      budemawa She must be unaware of how to rebellion won.

    • @internetlurker1850
      @internetlurker1850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      She must be unaware of how anyone in history won a war.

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That was a serious face palm worthy moment for me. 🤦‍♂️

    • @thegreenmanofnorwich
      @thegreenmanofnorwich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I had thought Rose was an okay-ish character up until then (the resistance are volunteers and she tasers them for trying to leave, but I get it; they need everyone) Then she said that, and i thought of two things - Kenobi's "point of view" line (despite that being a cop out when he said it), and that five year olds know when playing games to knock down the baddies' figures and buildings. So Rose was, to the best of her knowledge, dooming all of her friends with less understanding than a five year old.

    • @thegreenmanofnorwich
      @thegreenmanofnorwich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Haku infinite to be honest, I watched it at the cinema and couldn't stand to waste time by rewatching it, so I'll have to take your word for it. So where she's not being a psychopathic militant monster (rendering her later bizarre statement to Finn even more incomprehensible), there were a few bits of dialogue that she had on the pointless casino romp that didn't enrage me by their very nature. I'll put it that way.

  • @DraikSith
    @DraikSith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    It felt like there was an entire subplot cut from this movie. The Resistance is being tracked through hyperspace, which shouldn't be possible. I assumed that this was supposed to hint that there was a traitor among the Resistance who was either sending signals to the First Order or had installed some kind of tracking device on the ship. The movie even establishes a way for this to be done, with the tracking device on Leia's wrist which Rey can apparently locate from anywhere in the universe. Having a traitor on board would also give Holdo an actual reason to withhold details about her plan until the last minute, to prevent possible sabotage by a First Order agent. Instead, like so much else it's just never explained or dwelt upon, they have a hyperspace tracker because otherwise there's no plot. All setup, no payoff.

    • @SinerAthin
      @SinerAthin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I actually intuitively assumed this the first time around as well; applying the principles of Occam's razor, the most logical explanation to both the hyperspace tracking & Holdo's reluctance to share her plan must have been that there was a traitor onboard.
      Alas, the writers really bummed this...

    • @bnadit1949
      @bnadit1949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wouldn't say that was hypersapce tracking, I'd call it more of trajectory plotting. It has been established in lore (Refer to Episode 5, Rebels, and a few Clone Wars Episodes) that most hyperspace travel occurs over very straight courses, which scientifically makes sense because G forces are a thing if you make a turn G Forces will be amplified by speed. That would mean even the slightest course change at light speed will put stresses on the air frame that would be exponentially larger than going in a straight line and making multiple jumps, adjusting angle between jumps. There is a reason the Imperial Officer shouts something to the effect of "Get me a list of every spaceport on their last know trajectory." They know that they will likely keep going in a straight line because it would be extremely dangerous to attempt drastic maneuvering, and even then they know what the realistic maneuvers would be for a given craft and factor that into their calculations. Thus they aren't tracking, but predicting.

    • @ace0071000
      @ace0071000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +RocketSurgeon,
      Actually, Rose does not know, where the tracker is. That's exactly why she need ex-FO Finn.

    • @seanj4119
      @seanj4119 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      you are so right! That would've been a nice replacement for the space casino subplot

    • @PetraDarklander
      @PetraDarklander 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      CoC - I thought that the Rey tracker had something to do with it as well. Glad I wasn't the only one.

  • @tohtorrent
    @tohtorrent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    based on her actions, I actually thought that The Pinky was a traitor throughout the most of the movie, until the part where she died. When she was left alone i thought she would give up the ship to the New Order :))

    • @jean-baptistegriffon2870
      @jean-baptistegriffon2870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That moment when a random dude on TH-cam has a better idea then Rian Johnson...
      I thought the same, no joke! It would have been more interesting!

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes, that's exactly what I thought. I didn't count on the power of SJW and feminism on the movie.

    • @Ty-yt3lj
      @Ty-yt3lj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but instead we got “*death star begone*”.

    • @vargunbard3526
      @vargunbard3526 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tohdom That twist would have been brilliant, but instead I am left increasingly disappointed with the movie

    • @LeviPaladin
      @LeviPaladin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unfortunately for me, I can tell who is a good guy and a bad guy based on how they look in television and movies. A black male who enunciates his every word with a slight African accent, for example, is incapable of being anything except for a good guy (unless there is a more sympathetic female, homosexual or minority protagonist that he's behaving as the foil for).

  • @Amann0407
    @Amann0407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "They were conserving resources which makes sense"
    No it doesn't actually. This is the last shred of resistance to the First Order left. This would be the perfect time to unload all your assets in one overwhelming attack that crushes the Resistance. The Star Destroyers should have immediately attacked the fleet rather than the base, which would have cut off the base from escaping. THEN you can bombard the base at your leisure and ensure they do not escape.

  • @toddwilliams8128
    @toddwilliams8128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Admiral Piett, you are greatly missed.
    These clowns- both sides- make Adm. Ozzel look like a military genius.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I know Grand Admiral Thrawn normally doesn't kill subordinates for failure but I doubt he would spare Hux.

    • @gottesurteil3201
      @gottesurteil3201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The Imperials were so formidable. Vader would have turned the windpipes of every First Order officer into drink straws at this point.

    • @merafirewing6591
      @merafirewing6591 ปีที่แล้ว

      Something tells me Grand Moff Tarkin would've have every First Order officer, trooper and everyone to be executed.

  • @polomat14
    @polomat14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Red hair, old robes and pass-down weaponry. It must be a Weasley :P

    • @jimbo3370
      @jimbo3370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he literally plays bill weasley😂😂

  • @TuShan18
    @TuShan18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    It actually does hurt that a fictional war movie can’t seem to follow military doctrine for the sake of drama. Rogue One actually did look like a war movie with clever tactics, strategy, and risks. Both sides looked very capable but the empire always had the upper hand. I would have hired it’s director for this movie. I really hope they can learn from this, and make the next Star Wars better than this one.

    • @dragondaoshi2947
      @dragondaoshi2947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In fact, Rogue One was supposed to be even more like a war movie but Disney didn't approve.

    • @KommissarBanx
      @KommissarBanx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DarkDragonSonK Solo starts off like Imperial Space Marines and ends way too fucking soon to have this pretty boy go on his own adventure.

    • @merafirewing6591
      @merafirewing6591 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@KommissarBanx that movie had so much potential if they used the books about Han Solo's backstory.

  • @PhobosDynami
    @PhobosDynami 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    You forgot to mention how apparently all those AT-ATs just stared at Finn and Rose talking instead of killing them. Just more incompetence.

    • @saber5694
      @saber5694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PhobosDynami I don't think Ig I was in one of them I would care about two soldiers with no way to hurt me running away when I have speeder I need to shoot at

    • @PhobosDynami
      @PhobosDynami 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All the speeders were on the way back to the base by then, maybe back inside even. They had nothing else to shoot at. Besides we know they can hit small targets like that. They did it in Empire.

    • @randomlygeneratedname
      @randomlygeneratedname 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They were too busy laughing at how one risistance just saved their big cannon from being destroyed

  • @knowplay3258
    @knowplay3258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I'm 47yo and grew up immersed in Star Wars since A New Hope. I've also been extensively trained in military strategies and tactics ranging from NATO based, Warsaw Pact, NSW, and various other types of combat/warfare. Part of my training was a vast and in depth study of historical military leaders, their strategies/tactics, and their various wins/losses.
    Everything everyone does in this movie, from a military(and even non military) standpoint is, to use common military vernacular, a clusterf**k. Period. There are moments when, yes, characters behave as a person would under desperation, but almost every other action or reaction goes against human nature as we know. They are human, after all. Suspending disbelief to accommodate for such issues as the Force still doesn't affect how each character acts and reacts in a non-typical manner for humans as we understand human nature.
    Being a great and long time fan of Star Wars, I would have gladly worked as the film's military advisor free of charge in hopes to bring the best film possible to fans such as myself. As it stands, this film is a farce. Big budget production with a B movie script and screenplay.

    • @thegreenmanofnorwich
      @thegreenmanofnorwich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      B movie level? You're more generous than I've been. I get subverting expectations, but it felt like it pissed over people's ability to form rational thoughts.

    • @skoulikiagamwtanekrasas
      @skoulikiagamwtanekrasas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      bro in empire strikes back the empire just let the rebels leave when they would fuck them up

    • @cpp3221
      @cpp3221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@skoulikiagamwtanekrasas not really they even pursue the rebels.
      Remember the dogfights with the imperial fighter and the Millenium Falcon ? That's just imperials pursuing fleeing rebels.

    • @skoulikiagamwtanekrasas
      @skoulikiagamwtanekrasas 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cpp3221 yeah but still the empire had so many chances to kill the rebellion

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I may ask what where you thoughts on prequels tactics

  • @TheAnon03
    @TheAnon03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I think the point of her dress was a homage to the look of Mon Mothma.
    Except that Mon Mothma was an actual politician, a senator actually not a military officer

    • @afkbeto
      @afkbeto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Mon Mothma actually looks like a senator with the same vibe as a Roman senator donning toga. There is elegance, there is class, and there is prestige.
      Holdo's dress might look better on other aliens.

    • @Earthstar_Review
      @Earthstar_Review 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mon Mothma was Chancellor of the Republic, and I thought she was killed in 7?

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 6 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    "Why didn't Pinky immediately order the fleet to scatter?"
    What, you mean like they did in Empire Strikes Back? Oh, what good would that do? I mean, all that happened after Empire Strikes back was most of the rebels escaping so they could regroup later and fight back at a better time of their choosing, which allowed them to blow up the second Death Star.
    Oh, wait, I think I see where you're going with that.

    • @redacted3557
      @redacted3557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      cheezemonkeyeater you had me there for a second

    • @Sonofsun.
      @Sonofsun. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      movies like this make the next generation stupid and lead them to learn false strategies, laws of universe and having a commonsense!

    • @Stevarooni
      @Stevarooni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Sonofsun. but they're not going to win with strategy, tactics, or superior firepower. It's only through ♥Love♥ that they can win.

    • @lianaeliado
      @lianaeliado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Stevarooni love hasn't worked so far, so, why not pull a Stellaris and Slaughter your enemies, enslave different species, also turning them into your own Lifestock, and make a gigantic Galaxy-wide empire?

    • @natedaniels3655
      @natedaniels3655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lianaeliado You get so much food from having livestock pops. I just started doing that recently with my criminal megacorp... McEmpire.

  • @rashkavar
    @rashkavar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    So I watched a TED talk a few days ago given by a lady who was born into a cult in New Zealand. She talked about the various tactics the authority figures in her cult used to attempt to control her and others, and how it eventually failed to stop her friend, some of her siblings, and eventually her entire family, including her, from leaving the cult.
    These tactics include:
    -public humiliation
    -physical abuse
    -solidarity between the authority figures (since if they could be wrong, then the cult itself might be fallible).
    Anyone notice how Leia and Pinky handle Poe in this film? Public humiliation, physical abuse (furthering the himiliation), Leia supporting Pinky's authority without knowledge of what her plan is...
    Oh, and how do people wind up responding to this? They run away.
    The Resistance's leadership uses cult tactics. They're not the good guys.

    • @Urza26
      @Urza26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Rose tasered Finn as well when he was trying to leave to help Rey. Also, secrecy of information by authority figures.

    • @bellowingsilence
      @bellowingsilence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Lol I suppose that might be the most realistic aspect of this movie if you think about it. There are no good guys in war, though one side might have a perceived moral advantage.

    • @tomoakley760
      @tomoakley760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I feel like Ruin Johnson used these tactics on the fanbase. *IT WAS NOT EFFECTIVE*

    • @deductivevariance3497
      @deductivevariance3497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      All the newest Disney fake Star Wars movies were written by Feminist SJW Scum. This explains the Resistance's leadership completely, as well as the utter failure of these movies.

    • @orichal5968
      @orichal5968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This IS true, but, The First order are almost literally nazis sooooo I geuss it's a lose-lose situation?

  • @chastermief3501
    @chastermief3501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    The bombs falling in the artificial gravity would make the “fall” towards the dreadnought, but they are all at a different height and that means they leave the gravity at different speeds which would just make them slam into each other in space

    • @ab14967
      @ab14967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You know what's more nonsensical about those bombers? If you look at the wiki page for them, they have a hyperdrive... that means if they had someone who could calculate to high accuracy, then the ENTIRE beginning dogfight didn't need to happen.
      And then I thought more into it, and wondered... WHY the hell do these bombers have a hyperdrive?

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ab14967 It comes back to the problem of why they didn't a Y-Wing or a B-Wing. Really you don't even have take out the entire dreadnought or bother with useless point defense cannons. What they could have done was while Poe was stalling Hux with the negotiations, Have some Y-Wings and X-Wings destroy the orbital bombardment cannons and then circle to attack the ship's bridge form behind aiming at the neck. Boom the Dreadnought is dead weight.

    • @SineN0mine3
      @SineN0mine3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Magnets

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SineN0mine3 Still that raises the questions why bombs? Why not a proton torpedo or a some other tired and tested technology that is still proven to work and wouldn't make the mission a suicide run as a bonues?

    • @marshmallowallen5677
      @marshmallowallen5677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chaster Mief, you mind telling me what you’re doing in this YT comment section?

  • @luciferneverchanges5841
    @luciferneverchanges5841 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    The incompetence of this movie is mind boggling.

  • @FatBatCat
    @FatBatCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    Old tech, new paint jobs,
    sounds like EA.

    • @Urza26
      @Urza26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      The Sith has nothing on EA. EA would sell them fighters with missing engine parts and tell them that those parts can be bought as micro transactions.

    • @SleightlyPersonal
      @SleightlyPersonal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or most sports games.

    • @TheEmperorHyperion
      @TheEmperorHyperion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This isn't EA. I don't see lootboxes filled with Pride and Accomplishment™.

    • @HouseOfLyftindor
      @HouseOfLyftindor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Eheem* Bethesda...

    • @Kimoto504
      @Kimoto504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe, but our military strategist here must not be familiar with air power. Even most regular military aircraft are quite old designs, fighters included. However, that's the airframe design, not the current specification. Aircraft are constantly updated whether it be mechanical components, engines, weapons, radar, and most glaringly their avionics and human interface. Look at a 1st gen F16 or MiG 29 VS the current versions of those. Spec sheets or just cockpit photos will make it obvious. Similar things happen with ground systems too. So outer appearance don't always follow technology, especially when it comes to complex machinery and aero-space hardware in particularly.
      That said, it's odd that the First Order is so huge and self-contained that it makes no sense that they'd be buying stuff from mere arms dealers. Even that supership alone has all the infrastructure for making literally everything for all forces, including star destroyers. The arms dealer would be good for nothing but scrap unless they were just buying stuff to use on spy and other special ops missions... which they should still have in their own stockpile (like old and captured ships/weapons).

  • @Nodrog666
    @Nodrog666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Y-Wings and B-Wings fired their payloads horizontally, meaning they could engage capital ships from a distance. Literally the only reason these fat useless bombers exist in TLJ is because they really wanted sci-fi B-17s.

    • @charliesteele1893
      @charliesteele1893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and because they realized that technology progresses over time. by the time of TLJ y-wings were 60 years old. these new bombers carry around 60 times the payload of a normal y-wing

    • @Nodrog666
      @Nodrog666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      charlie steele That's a strict regression in terms of tech. Manuverability is preferable against raw payload if it comes at the cost of slow, large size, with seemingly no sheilds. Ffs, one out of control TIE caused a chain reaction that took out like 3, because of how slow and lumbering they are. I'm well aware that the Y-Wing dates back to the Old Republic, but that's only reinforcing my point. It'd be like fighting the next war with flintlocks.
      I mean, have fun squaring that circle, but it's really painfully obvious Ryan Johnson wanted a #dramatic scene than one that made sense and was good because of good coreography, or strong charactarization, or compelling plot.

    • @charliesteele1893
      @charliesteele1893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but the thing is the resistance cant get y-wings because no one manufactures them anymore. they are obsolete. the fact that one of them can destroy a first order dreadnaught, a ship 8km long, proves the point that they are not actually that slow and that they are really good bombers. plus since one is around 60 times the payload of a y wing it is far less crew necessary.

    • @bobw1678
      @bobw1678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      charlie steele stop trying to justify it. Rian Johnson chose style over sense, he even made his crew watch movies of B17s because he had a stylistic hard on for putting them in the movie. But he couldnt give the scene equal tension because it didnt make sense. Watch any WWII bomber movie, like the "Memphis Belle," and try to say he actually captured the tension and triumph. He didnt.
      By the way, if the Resistance is so "cash strapped," as you said in another post, how did they acquire these new bomber craft that we've never seen before? Wouldnt "cash strapped" imply older, recycled tech, not these fancy wonder-bombers that can destroy a dreadnought with a single pass? As you've stated repeatedly to try and prove theyre actually not slow - the dreadnought is 8KM long. Which is nothing in space battles, by the way, you do realize space is REALLY big? Even 100kph dooms a craft to be traveling for hours to reach anything.
      So a) yes, theyre very slow. B) No, theyre not "really good bombers." When you lose three to one crashing TIE fighter, and all of your bombers die in a single run, then no, that's not a "good bomber." You seem to be under this naive assumption that payload is all that matters. It's not.

    • @charliesteele1893
      @charliesteele1893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im not saying that they are the best bombers. the fact that one tie fighter took out three shows that they are not the best tech as they don't have shielding and other defensive matters which proves that the resistance doesn't have the money to get these features. also the resistance doesn't get older bombers because they aren't in circulation anymore. no one goes im going to make 60 year old falling apart y-wings and make a profit off of it.

  • @davidhailes7311
    @davidhailes7311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    My question is: who paid for Star killer base? Do you know how much money, time and resources it would take in order to convert an entire planet into a death star!?

    • @chean1815
      @chean1815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      A better question is why bother? Why not simply install mass drivers on all the star destroyers and bombard a planet from deep space with rocks, smashing it into the stone age. Equally effective and infinitely cheaper.

    • @calebjones3636
      @calebjones3636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      chean1815 hell, they could and did do that during the empire, just with turbolasers, base delta zero has been around for Quite a while

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@chean1815 The even bigger question is how Starkiller is canonically listed as being half the size of Pluto in diameter and it supports native life, an atmosphere, has earth-like gravity, and is ice planet despite being the first planet in a system that has multiple stars and then we can get into all of the physics problems of draining a sun in minuites and turning the energy into a beam that can travel halfway across the galaxy in seconds and can be seen in the sky of a systems in entirely different region from the galaxy and somehow the beam splits perfectly enough to destroy every single planet in the system.

    • @cadkls
      @cadkls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@emberfist8347 The act of draining a sun to use as fuel is more dangerous than the weapon itself, thing is, if they have the technology to drain the sun, that would require a truly massive scale gravitational effect, based on how it looked, I'd say it was a black hole, only they would be strong enough to do that, having a black hole in their planet would not only destroy the planet, but even if they could find a way to shield themselves from it, why not just use the gravity well to destroy the planets?
      So many problems with starkiller base and super weapons in general.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cadkls Well only the stupid ones have problems.

  • @TheJoeSwanon
    @TheJoeSwanon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    With that English accent he sounds like you should be one of those commanding imperial officers

    • @joshcain1032
      @joshcain1032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In which case, the Rebels are doomed.

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah. They would be STEAMROLLED!

    • @emperorrevan6992
      @emperorrevan6992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jonathan lavezzi if that's the case, can we promote him to Grand Admiral so someone with competence is in charge, like Thrawn.

  • @Michael-1337
    @Michael-1337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    The death of Ackbar and it barely even being acknowledged really pissed me off. In Star Wars lore he was a military genius and one of the most decorated war hero's in history. While Luke and Leia were certainly a core part of rebels winning it was Ackbar who first organized the rebel fleets of converted civilian ships and started scoring victories against the empire before Luke was even recruited. Leia was the one who brought him out of retirement after she told him of her concerns about the first order because she needed an experienced admiral to command the fleets.

    • @calumscott8737
      @calumscott8737 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yep, it was a pretty disrespectful way to conclude the characters story.
      Would still like to see a Ackbar (in his prime) vs Thrawn encounter - assuming they don't do anything stupid with Thrawn in the final episodes of Rebels......Grand Admiral for the win obvs ;)

    • @chrissonofpear3657
      @chrissonofpear3657 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently, actor Tim Rose had died early in filming though?

    • @user-km4dj2wk4x
      @user-km4dj2wk4x 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was thee actor for Leia's character. Admiral Ackbar's actor isn't dead

    • @cypren9521
      @cypren9521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roberto Perez Sorry to break it to you but the character who played Ackbar also died

    • @destroier920
      @destroier920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cypren and Chris sonofPear Sorry to burst your bubble but Admiral Ackbars actor is still alive and well: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_D._Rose
      You probably meant the wrong Tim Rose who died in 2002: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Rose

  • @adarian
    @adarian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    The hyperspace tracking device deserved more time talking about how much it would change star wars battles. Up to TLJ if you start to lose a battle you could begin to retreat and jump to hyperspace as an end of a battle. So if you had an even engagement that turned against you or were in an engagement that heavily favored your opponent, your retreat was an easy option which would help to conserve manpower and ships. Now that retreat is no longer an option for one side in the war. Now there is basically no running away from a losing battle against the first order as they can just follow you and keep destroying you and your ships, splitting their fleet if you split yours to go in different directions, while any engagement the first order begins to lose they can just cut their losses and hyperspace away and save their remaining forces. Any engagement that the first order wins will now be a near complete and total disaster for the resistance. That is a game changer that would, if the sides were equal in military strength, almost certainly end in the side with that tech achieving victory. In a setting where the already far more powerful side gains that advantage I can not see any form of military victory being possible for the underdog.
    The lightspeed ram tactic Holdo pulls basically changes every fight you have ever seen on screen or ever will in star wars. You do NOT weaponize your FTL method unless you want a war setting where all the weapons end up being relativistic kinetic kill vehicles. Something the size and weight of an X-Wing traveling at 99% of lightspeed has the kinetic energy equivalent of 750000+ Megatons or equal to 15000+ of the largest bomb mankind has so far set off, the 50 Megaton Czar Bomba. Every X-Wing in Star Wars has a hyperdrive. One or maybe 2 X-Wing sized, droid flown and targeted hyperspace vehicles just going 99% of lightspeed could have obliterated the Deathstar with ease so they could have saved a lot of manpower and just had 2 astromechs fly 2 X-Wings into it. A 50 kg ball of metal at 99% lightspeed would wipe a country the size of France off the face of the earth. A ship the size of the 3.5 Kilometer long Radiss? You are now talking about amounts that are somewhat close to the Sun's entire output in one second or something like 380000000000000000000000000 joules of energy or 9 Billion or so megatons. That would have obliterated the entire Supremacy and sent trillions of its parts traveling at relativistic speeds in all directions and destroyed the entire FO fleet and the fleeing Resistance and probably rained holy hell on the Planet Krait most likely semi melting the crust facing toward the incoming, maybe 80% of lightspeed, debris projectiles and probably burning off most of its atmosphere.

    • @TheGrandTurk
      @TheGrandTurk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This explanation is exactly what I figured to be the reason why hyperspace was never used as a weapon. If a hyperspace impact was more than likely capable of wiping out an entire star system, that would be a good reason why people don't do it. Of course, that doesn't necessarily apply with factions like the Empire or the First Order, who were clearly willing to inflict such destruction. But then again, that would clearly show how they morally conflict with the rest of the galaxy. Story potential aside, all the ways it makes you second guess battle tactics in Star Wars don't feel worth it. This is one of those cans of worms they just shouldn't have opened.

    • @Darthmgtow
      @Darthmgtow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      adarian
      Damn....you know your stuff buddy...

    • @morscoronam3779
      @morscoronam3779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      adarian
      The visual was really cool, therefore we can just take a Rian Johnson sized crap all over continuity and logical military tactics in the SW universe.

    • @adarian
      @adarian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sigh, that is pretty much what happened in a nut shell. :(

    • @Marshall_Thompson
      @Marshall_Thompson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      With that said, it is next to impossible to hit such a small target from across the Galaxy, even with a computer. A star or a planet may have a decent enough gravity well to aim for, but a Star Destroyer? It also doesn't help that you need a lot of space in front of you in order to accelerate to and beyond the speed of light. Beyond that, you actually need to know where your target is going to be at the time of impact, and like I said that target will be microscopic. So while you can talk about physics and morality, I think the level of practicality is also something to consider. That said, I think that between this and being able to see a planet blowing up from a quarter a galaxy away, I think its pretty clear that these people just don't know how space works.

  • @thegreyjedi2372
    @thegreyjedi2372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    You know, I believe it was Linkara who said it best: when you need supplementary materials to understand your story, then YOU ARE FAILING AS A STORYTELLER!

    • @thegreenmanofnorwich
      @thegreenmanofnorwich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes! I always thought that it was absurd to have to do outside reading in order for a film to make sense.

    • @joebomb1019
      @joebomb1019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think in some cases that would actually be fine, maybe even in a Star Wars movie, if it was a different type of movie. For example, in horror movies a lack of knowledge can be beneficial to the experience, but someone might want to know some details later anyways. However, main line Star Wars movies are not the right context for that, and it seems more like the books are just used to patch any noticeable holes in the plot or giving certain characters (Phasma) the personality they never got rather than elaborating on an already complete story.

  • @Harrier42861
    @Harrier42861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    According to Legends, the Y-Wing was being phased out in favor of the faster, more heavily armed and armored B-Wing by the end of the Galactic Civil War (Ep. 6). The absence of the Y-Wing makes sense. The absence of the B-Wing does not.

    • @captainangel1078
      @captainangel1078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      No, that makes even LESS sense why they dont have them, if Leia was starting up the resistance, they could have just grabbed some mothballed Y-wings which would be easier to train people, more efficient, and just better overall

    • @geoffreynewland2495
      @geoffreynewland2495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Actually, the absence of Y-wings is about the only thing that DOES make sense in this movie. We know from the original trilogy and the Clone Wars/Rebels tv shows that the Y-wings were already an older design as of the battle of Yavin. In fact the rebels had removed almost all of the Y-wings armor in order to make it possible for techs to preform maintenance on them, giving us an idea of how maintenance intensive they were becoming, and the empire was in the process of recycling remaining clone wars era fighters. If we assume the same level of technological advancement that exists in our universe, exists in the star wars universe, then by the time of the last Jedi, Y-Wings were anywhere from 50-60 years old. So using them, would be akin to flying a world war 2 Wildcat against an F-22.

    • @captainangel1078
      @captainangel1078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@geoffreynewland2495 Again, upgrading is a thing, the Dreadnought Heavy Curiser was used for CENTURIES.

    • @Kroz1776
      @Kroz1776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Geoffrey Newland, Yet both use X-wings and Tie-Fighters in TFA & TLJ. Which would be the equivalent of using a Comet instead. Ehhh.

    • @pyr0static
      @pyr0static 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They may have been similar in appearance, but they were newer, better models of X wings and Ties. It's like comparing a brand new Chevy Corvette to a 1980s model. Same name, some visual similarities, different performance.
      The Rebel Alliance, for example, used the T-65 X wing, whereas the Resistance used the T-70, an already outdated model by the time of TFA. Still, it was faster and better equipped than the older model. The Empire used the TIE/ln, whereas the First Order uses the TIE/fo which is equipped with deflector shields, improved engines, more powerful laser cannons, improved solar cells, etc. The newer fighters are visually similar to but much better than the older ones.

  • @lordmorgoth7
    @lordmorgoth7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    You forgot to point out they didnt shoot the hell out of Finn and Rose while kissing

    • @michaeldillabough8933
      @michaeldillabough8933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The fact that even in a 35 minute video he still missed these kinds of basic problems with the movie is really sad

    • @crypto1223
      @crypto1223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Let’s see either A) Waste the energy to blast a couple stuck on foot in a battlefield, who would’ve been killed off later in the assault. Or B) Ignore them and go for the main target with the huge gun. Hem. . .
      Also you skipped over the fact that Finn managed to drag an unconscious Rose across the entire span of battlefield, that originally required them to use speeders to get the distance in the first place, and they weren’t killed at all. Da heck?

    • @lordmorgoth7
      @lordmorgoth7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      crypto1223 I mean you could send a unit to capture them for interrogation if you really didnt want to unload some clips on them. Disney ladies and gentlemen, disney

    • @theumm7205
      @theumm7205 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      the probaly thought they were dead tho

    • @Light-Rock97
      @Light-Rock97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As they ignored the increasingly long red line before then, caused by all the dragging around.

  • @daddyvladdy2168
    @daddyvladdy2168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I also like how when ships run out of fuel, they fall out of space. 10/10 logic

    • @hispanicbaljeet4076
      @hispanicbaljeet4076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      La Corgi de America et Knuckles thats always been a thing in star wars. Even the clone wars had that problem where ships wrre destroyed in outer space and tgey just fell to a planet that suddenly exists but was nowhere in sight earlier.

    • @eno2870
      @eno2870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fuel isn't ever really mentioned, but ships in Star Wars don't seem to "orbit". If they lose power, they fall out of the sky.. which is exactly what would happen if they were simply working to continuously counteract gravity rather than moving at thousands of meters a second around a planet. Perhaps if you're not planning on staying long it is simply easier to fight that gravity to stay motionless rather than accelerate into a proper orbit. Of course, that falling out of the sky bit would take minutes to hours depending on altitude, rather than seconds.

    • @cringemaster4006
      @cringemaster4006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ricardo Martinez they fall towards a planet cause planets have gravity. They also fall slowly. These ships come to a screeching halt in dead space where there is very little gravity effecting those ships. Inertia is a thing..those ships could have kept going without fuel.

    • @daddyvladdy2168
      @daddyvladdy2168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also not to mention on the prequels/clone wars you could argue them blowing up from incoming fire via missiles or torpedos or whatever could cause them to “fall” because the two usually separated parts are being forced away in opposite directions because of the energy of the explosion. A kind of analogy is like dropping a rock on water.

    • @Pernection
      @Pernection 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eno The sky? In outer space? They would like, just stay in orbit?

  • @Skippy19812
    @Skippy19812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Regarding your last point; machines of war tend to last quite a while. Usually designs are updated in subtle ways to meet newer specifications and to incorporate new technology, but the basic design remains the same. The Supermarine Spitfire, for example, saw operational service for over 20 years. It was originally designed as a defensive fighter, but was later adapted to become a multi role reconnaissance aircraft.
    A good design is a good design. If X-Wings and Tie Fighters were still functional enough, there is no reason why they wouldn't see a long service life through incremental updates.
    When it comes to the military you don't always pick the best stuff possible, because the best stuff is inevitably going to be more expensive, which in turn makes losses more costly. Remember, you only have to be better than the enemy to win. Sometimes "good enough" is all you need.

    • @Shutterbug5269
      @Shutterbug5269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The problem being that nobody was building Y-Wings anymore not even the corp that designed em. The newest one the Rebel Alliance had rolled off the assembly line near the end of the clone wars. Nearly every one they did have was either in civilian service or stolen from an imperial scrapyard. They were obsolete and a pain in the ass to maintain. B-wings would have pushed them out of service before the ink on the New Republic charter was dry.

    • @averagejoe9040
      @averagejoe9040 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tie fighters were never good enough, those things were bi-planes compared to the other craft.

    • @Nxiella
      @Nxiella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree completely. It's been stated numerous times how versatile the X-Wings were which was why they were used so often. They had a powerful arsenal, shields, torpedoes and probably most importantly, a hyperdrive.
      Look at some naval ships. The USS Missouri is a prime example. While she wasn't completely in active service between her first commissioning and her last decommissioning, it was more than 50 years between those 2 dates and she stuck around for a long time.
      TIE fighters, while they may have been utter crap, they were cheap. The whole reason the Empire used them was because they cost almost nothing to produce and in large quantities, that was ideal. They got the job done (only being bested by the Rebels). Swarm tactics were possible with these fighters. So they are most definitely crap, but once you start piling them up, they become a formidable force.
      They weren't that crap, but it's the cheapness in quality that I'm referring to here: The Russian military in WW2. They made tons of tanks (no pun intended. No, I'm not proud) but didn't refine them to such a degree as the Germans did with theirs. This meant they got them out onto the battlefield fast and in vaster numbers. (yes, there were many other factors to their victory on the Russian front, but that's not why I'm talking about it). The Russian tanks had so many flaws. Kinks in the steel, quite a few other imperfections I can't remember. But they did work. Good enough IS enough.
      Basically, X-Wings were fantastic because they were so versatile tho more expensive to maintain so their numbers were lesser.
      TIE fighters were the exact opposite. Fantastic in numbers and frightful when used in swarm tactics (like in the Battle of Endor from RotJ) but due to their cheap quality, they suffered if they weren't in groups.
      The First Order just don't have someone with a functioning brain. TIE fighters abuse their numbers to overwhelm an enemy. That is their design. USE THEM THAT WAY. They don't have the excuse that they didn't think of it. They didn't need to. The Empire already did the thinking for them. They just had to implement the same tactics and in most of these battles, they would've won! They had every reason to use their TIE fighters and number advantage and they just didn't do it.
      Using a reason such as "they're only rebel scum" is stupid and whoever says it needs a blaster bolt between the eyes. They know what the Resistance is capable of, so holding back and not using their advantages is basically the same as slapping a fat target on their foreheads and closing their eyes.
      Anyway, I'm done.

    • @Shutterbug5269
      @Shutterbug5269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@averagejoe9040 An interesting analogy as the Y-Wing was pretty much analogous to the British Swordfish torpedo bomber. Old, slow, but pressed into service because it could still carry the payload.
      The B-Wing was specifically designed to attack Star Destroyers, based on what they learned flying the Y-Wing.

    • @sol2544
      @sol2544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except the T-34 tank. The Russians ran a survey on how long a T-34 would survive in combat, which I think was 6 months, and designed it to only last that long if it made it easier to build.
      Harsh but effective

  • @patricklemire9278
    @patricklemire9278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    The Republic fell and lost all military force and cohesion in ONE DAY across an entire galaxy according TFA/TLJ. Why would they surrender given that Starkiller base is gone. All they had to do is add a multiyear time gap between the two films. A bridge too far I suppose.

    • @macmcleod1188
      @macmcleod1188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Really, this should have been the story of one of the republics fleets in trouble. A trap in a region of space where hyperspace jumps don't work or using the interdictors.
      And it should have been modeled on a real world battle between fleets.

    • @chrissonofpear3657
      @chrissonofpear3657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Seems like they don't even know Starkiller exploded though.

    • @0th_Law
      @0th_Law 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Next thing you know, they'll handwave it by saying the holonet is down

    • @morscoronam3779
      @morscoronam3779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Chris sonofPear
      The Resistance clearly would have sent messages out about destroying Starkiller Base...
      On the other hand, we've seen how terrible the Resistance leaders are at communicating.

    • @SultanOfAwesomeness
      @SultanOfAwesomeness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Not to mention the fact that apparently most, if not their entire navy was located at a SINGLE STAR SYSTEM.
      It boggles the mind. It really does.

  • @sorsocksfake
    @sorsocksfake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Either of two things I suspect to be the reason:
    1) Modern movie makers wrongly believe the audience to be so shallow, that what matters are a few cool shots, rather than an immersive battle.
    2) Modern movie makers correctly believe the audience to be so shallow, that what matters are a few cool shots, rather than an immersive battle.

    • @Beuwen_The_Dragon
      @Beuwen_The_Dragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      There were clearly a lot of people who enjoyed the spectacle over story telling, character and lore consistency, so Rian proved why Hollywood can keep shiting out shiny yet substance less Movies and keep making money off of people infatuated by shiny things...

    • @FallingPicturesProductions
      @FallingPicturesProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The answer is yes to both. There are significant amounts of people in both camps. What makes a successful action scene is being able to appeal to both, not assume one has a massive majority while alienating the other.

    • @shortlong8936
      @shortlong8936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well... this is the Star Wars crowd we're talking about here.

    • @schadenfreude3236
      @schadenfreude3236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shortlong8936 - If you're insinuating Star Wars fans care about flash over substance, I have to disagree. I don't know a fan who liked the new films or who liked the heavy use of CG in the PT or OT rereleases.

    • @shoopypit4884
      @shoopypit4884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or neither. Personally I like pacing, cinematography, musical score, acting, and character work. And i easily forgive things that dont make sense with the plot, or with battles. Especially with star wars. The ships never made any sense in space. how they were originally designed, they wouldnt be able to change direction, but they clearly do. So obviously with space battles I chalk it up to setting up a scene essential for a character's arc, rather than realism. Unfortunately, most characters arcs in this film either fall flat, or don't correlate with how they were previously written. the musical score was average. cinematography was above average. the acting ranged from average, to great. The dialogue went from piss poor, to average. So we end up with a mediocre, at the best moments, film.

  • @Ghost-ql3hl
    @Ghost-ql3hl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    When they used those bombers I remember thinking
    “Hey where are the y wings that have been used since the clone wars “
    And that’s when I realised
    Oh god what have they done

    • @saber5694
      @saber5694 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lachlan armstrong the y wings couldn't do enough damage to the dreadnought be for it fired.

    • @triggerme6144
      @triggerme6144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Bullshit, a single wing of y-wings completely disabled an ISD in rogue one with ion blasts.
      The B/X-17 is meant for two roles. Cargo drops and low orbit bombing of ground targets. They were never designed for space combat.
      Once again, where are the Y-wings?

    • @saber5694
      @saber5694 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trigger Me6 well there are two reasons they could have possibly not used them one they didn't have any and two they didn't have any ion or proton torpedoes. Remember the resistance didn't even have enough fuel to get away.

    • @triggerme6144
      @triggerme6144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      devin Tomlinson
      If they didn't have proton torpedoes, then logistics should be shot. Even the rebellion had proton torpedoes in the thousands, they aren't hard to get.
      The Y-wing itself charges the ion blast.
      Y-wings were the main stay of every rebellion fleet during open space combat. Once again, if logistics fucked that fuck. They should be shot.
      Not to mention the lack of B wings. The bomber that came to replace Y-wings in the EU and the cartoon series Star Wars: Rebels

    • @saber5694
      @saber5694 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trigger Me6 the simple fact is that the Rebellion was better funded than the resistance. That alone would explain why they didn't have any fighter bombers.

  • @EggmanlandResident
    @EggmanlandResident 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    You know, every time I see Snoke, I'm disappointed. I remember when his hologram first appeared in Force Awakens and it was huge. That would have been so interesting if he was a giant.
    (I know, this is about military analysis. But it still bothers me. Carry on.)

    • @revantheno-lifedemon885
      @revantheno-lifedemon885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ....why exactly would it be interesting if he was a giant?....

    • @ms.megalodon3704
      @ms.megalodon3704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Revan The No-Life Demon because he has literally zero interesting qualities, being a giant would at least make him kinda cool.

    • @kingknightisbestknight7398
      @kingknightisbestknight7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@revantheno-lifedemon885 Giant Lightsaber maybe. Or he could put up a Fight

    • @WorshipperOfKhone
      @WorshipperOfKhone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I look at snoke the same... I thought there was going to be this interesting fight between a giant and a fleet of soldiers but nope

    • @The_Chef2511
      @The_Chef2511 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be hilarious if Snoke was actually a Judicator from Dark Souls 3: The Ringed City.

  • @VicAusTaxiTruckie
    @VicAusTaxiTruckie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    because This movie is made for children, the test audiences were 10 year olds.
    This explains all the plotholes, the kids wouldnt notice or care. This explains the buffoon villains.
    This explains all the cutesy creatures, max xmas profit in merch. This explains the childish jokes.
    This explains why Leia and Holdo acted like soccer moms instead of realistic military leaders.
    THIS EXPLAINS CANTO BIGHT: The sequence is there to introduce the wish fulfillment audience analogues,
    the slave kids. The kid with unexplained force powers in particular, placed at the very end,
    would make the kid audience jump with ecstasy. Disney, turning Star Wars into Frozen

    • @kingemperorpenguin1
      @kingemperorpenguin1  6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I am not sure. If I were a child, I'd be bored stiff by this film. The prequels at least had some excitement in them but TLJ is incredibly dull and nothing exciting happens. Have any children told you they liked The Last Jedi?
      To be honest, the film was probably made to be a platform for Kathleen Kennedy's politics and to further the goals of 'wamen' rather than to appeal to any particular age demographic.

    • @VicAusTaxiTruckie
      @VicAusTaxiTruckie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      smart children would be bothered by the plot holes and other dumb stuff. But most kids would laugh at the childish humor, like the cute animals, and insert themselves into the mary sue characters. This is what dumb kids like, and most young kids are dumb. And some people just dont grow up or get smarter despite school. But yes, the KK hand does carry blame for many dumb aspects of the film

    • @Hunpecked
      @Hunpecked 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      George Lucas says Star Wars is for 12-year-olds. See here, at about 0:40:
      th-cam.com/video/THKzwzieF40/w-d-xo.html
      Disney may have dumbed it down a bit, though. :-)

    • @KraNisOG
      @KraNisOG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KingEmperorPenguin my younger brother were absolutely memorized by this film and so were my younger cousins, even I loved the movie and I'm a HUGE star wars fan.

    • @arandomgreekfrombactria6302
      @arandomgreekfrombactria6302 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KingEmperorPenguin lamo true

  • @MasterLPG
    @MasterLPG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Rian Johnson the Fool?
    I thought not. It's not a story the writers would tell you. It's a Stupid Legend. Rian Johnson the Fool was a Director, so powerful and so foolish he could use his authority to create plotholes... He lacked such knowledge of the source, he could even move characters from one side of the room to another in the blink of an eye.
    The fools side of directing is a pathway to many stories some would consider unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was the fans not liking his movie, which eventually, of course, they did. Unfortunately, he created such a mess that Jar Jar Abrams had to return to make the ninth episode.
    Ironic. He could create a beautiful movie, but not a good one.

    • @SidekickSam24
      @SidekickSam24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Is it possible to learn this power?

    • @SpaghettiToaster
      @SpaghettiToaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Not from a film school.

    • @Autumnal_Reaper
      @Autumnal_Reaper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Amazing

    • @davez5418
      @davez5418 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmao

    • @TooLateForIeago
      @TooLateForIeago 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yet his visual direction was great and his political correctness so unsubtle and shallow that few professional critics got past the surface to dissect the husk of a story beneath.

  • @eurosensazion
    @eurosensazion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1220

    Poe must have Jedi reflexes to be such an amazing pilot and destroy anything at him. He is portrayed even better than Anakin.

    • @Marshall_Thompson
      @Marshall_Thompson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      He took out like 10 TIE fighters in five seconds.
      He IS unquestionably the best pilot in the series.

    • @erynncollier8672
      @erynncollier8672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I mean, shit, _anybody_ in rogue squadron beats the pants off Anakin. Poe being that good doesn't surprise me. Even Wedge could probably shoot down Vader.

    • @Mitchelllucas
      @Mitchelllucas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      To me it seems to hint at force-sensitive people who do not have enough power to wield the force, but can tap into the concentrated mentality that Jedi pilots seem to be capable of.

    • @cosmicdarkmatter1128
      @cosmicdarkmatter1128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Poe is low-key Jedi status in my book....clearly underrated...

    • @Reactiontime1118
      @Reactiontime1118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yea in force awakens he is untouchable

  • @ninjasheep7492
    @ninjasheep7492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    FTL couldn’t be weaponised in Star Wars cause of the lore behind it which Ryan Johnson was apparently unaware of. Note how the first six would talk about FTL: they would say something like “jump into hyperspace”. Hyperspace is essentially a parallel dimension where distances are reduced and therefore you effectively travel faster than light while never actually breaking the speed of light. The ram in Star Wars lore would just be her jumping her ship into another dimension and then appearing light years behind the enemy fleet once they exit hyperspace.

    • @jsmall10671
      @jsmall10671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Luke's entire attack on the Death Star was pointless. THey could have just rammed it with one or two fighter planes.

    • @ninjasheep7492
      @ninjasheep7492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      jsmall10671 no cause the physics in the Star Wars canon changed radically for no reason midway through. They didn’t have light speed in 4 they only had hyperspace jumps

    • @zerochaotics1135
      @zerochaotics1135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Hyperspace and light speed are the same thing in the star wars universe
      Also it's not a different dimension, you still hit things in real space while traveling through hyperspace, that's how gravity well generators work, they trip the safeties of the ships on board hyperdrive computer into thinking the ship is going to hit a planet. In essence the maneuver COULD work, but to destroy a large target you need a large ship, accelerate something the size of the ratis, rattis? To a fraction of the spead of light and you have enough power to wipe a fleet, a fighter wouldn't have that kind of power. In the end it's a controversial "we can do it, but should we?"
      I am NOT defending this movie, just saying it seems some people aren't 100% on the lore and thought I'd simplify and clarify a few things.

    • @FrostbiteCinematics
      @FrostbiteCinematics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@zerochaotics1135 Yup. Anything with a large enough gravitational pull can pull a ship out of hyperspace as far as I know, and Snoke's ship is very big so it's possible. Also the gravity well generators in Rebels were designed to pull ships out of hyperspace. From my understanding, hyperspace is not necessarily another dimension. You could still hit real space objects. It's just that when you jump to hyperspace, you'd normally plot very accurate coordinates and you'd travel through a hyperspace lane which was already safe to use. They are pre-calculated so that you know that you're travelling a safe route and won't hit a planet. Hyperspace basically just is going really really fast, it's just normally people don't hit anything because they travel through safe, already known hyperspace lanes.TLJ doesn't break any hyperspace lore from what I can tell. It's just because kamikaze-ing the enemy in Star Wars has never been seen before that people think it's impossible. But it is more than possible. Something that DOESN'T make sense however is the fact that when in hyperspace, ships travel at lightspeed. If you apply real world logic to Star Wars, they travel a LOT faster than lightspeed. But no one critiques that.

    • @zerochaotics1135
      @zerochaotics1135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@FrostbiteCinematics the thing with gravity well generators is that it's actually a technology from the sith empire in the old republic days so it comes from more then just rebels, also gravity well mines were placed along hyperspace routes during the battle pf corecant during the clone wars slowing republic reinforments. TLJ as said doesn't break lore it's just not common. Also hyperspace is actually only a fraction of the speed of light. It still takes days and even months to get to places in the universe, also requires fuel and isn't instantaneous as it has led people to thank. Also thanks for a deeper explanation to my comment mate.

  • @daefaron
    @daefaron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Finally somebody who notes how Leia could have called the bombers herself!

    • @Raycheetah
      @Raycheetah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Perhaps Leia didn't really want to recall the bombers, but was glad to have a scapegoat in Poe to take the blame for the inevitable losses. ='[.]'=

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As Vader would say “Impressive… most impressive”. More military plot holes.
      www.ericmrozek.com/5-reasons-star-wars-the-last-jedi-franchise-killer/

    • @thestarwarscompany426
      @thestarwarscompany426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      José Juvenal Dávila
      Vc é brasileiro? ou espanhol?

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Star Wars Company - Puerto Rico, USA. Idioma ESPAÑOL.

    • @thestarwarscompany426
      @thestarwarscompany426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      José Juvenal Dávila
      👍

  • @dogeboi1804
    @dogeboi1804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    TLJ Creators: Its unfair, the movie was great, you all are just toxic
    Fans: *Perhaps you think you are being treated unfairly (choke hold)*

    • @deadshot5007
      @deadshot5007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes they are toxic

    • @ZaricaLP
      @ZaricaLP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      If we are toxic, then stormtroopers could hit a penny from 900 miles, clones were worthless, and luke isnt anikans son. :3

    • @maverick5640
      @maverick5640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Ultimate Heresy I believe that statement to be debatable, it all kind of depends.

    • @goobermagoob9160
      @goobermagoob9160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maverick56 the effects of feminism are hate towards men, unhappy childless career women and cratering birth rates in affected countries,whatever you want to say about the origins of the sentiment.

    • @maverick5640
      @maverick5640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@goobermagoob9160 calm down, first I'd like to clarify: I'm a dude, second I disagree with feminism generally. But saying feminism is bad is too much of a blanket statement. In summary: I do believe that most people who weren't insane bailed on the idea already, but we should still specify to at least slow the growth of more radical versions

  • @CrimsonGuard1992
    @CrimsonGuard1992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    The Resistance exists soley to reset the Empire vs Rebels story. It is way too forced.

    • @BknMoonStudios
      @BknMoonStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      By the end of TFA the Resistance destroyed Starkiller base, THE largest military base the First Order had, and somehow they're on the losing side.
      More importantly, _how did the First Order get so strong in the first place!?_ The Empire had been crushed and a new alliance had been built to prevent its return. Where did the First Order get the resources to do all this?

    • @aldergodric4324
      @aldergodric4324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      BrokenMoonStudios remember that the resistance is so small because the Starkiller base shot a single system where they amassed most of their army. WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT

    • @carolinejohnson-pseudonym1841
      @carolinejohnson-pseudonym1841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@aldergodric4324
      Another point: Many of the larger ships are literally so big they have to be constructed in space. So even if the planets of the Republic were destroyed, the Republic's navy would have been relatively intact. Then leadership would have fallen to the Republic military, which would have nothing left to protect and a burning desire for revenge.

    • @aldergodric4324
      @aldergodric4324 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caroline Johnson-Pseudonym Sorry, it's been a long time since I watched it. Didn't Starkiller explode the whole system?

    • @carolinejohnson-pseudonym1841
      @carolinejohnson-pseudonym1841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aldergodric4324
      From the video of the weapon firing, it sort of branched out to hit each planet individually, but the explosions of the planets themselves didn't seem to branch out that far.

  • @tawabunny
    @tawabunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Holdo was a senator. Who knows why she's an admiral.

    • @dargaronsoftsong3193
      @dargaronsoftsong3193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      So we have a fleet led by a general(!?) and a fleet led by a politician? No wonder no one knew what they were doing: someone forgot to spend 200 energy buying an Admiral. (Stellaris Reference)

    • @jacksonlarson6099
      @jacksonlarson6099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@dargaronsoftsong3193 Get out of here with that Stellaris nonsense. This is Empire at War territory.

    • @cingenedovenaugustus4558
      @cingenedovenaugustus4558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Man both of the games are good. Stop fighting.

    • @CatacombD
      @CatacombD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@cingenedovenaugustus4558 So I guess you could say... There are heroes on both sides?
      I'll see myself out.

    • @cingenedovenaugustus4558
      @cingenedovenaugustus4558 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What? In Stellaris there are no heroes.

  • @spiritwolf5792
    @spiritwolf5792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "[...] the resistance finding a way to escape and the first order realizing they have to fight the resistance another day."
    yeah but like...
    the Resistance now is down to like... 15 people.
    and they are all in the Millenium.
    there are still the stardestroyers...
    yep. the Resistance is officially gone. XD

    • @B0Yextreme
      @B0Yextreme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      But the resistance still has one last weapon of mass destruction...
      Of story.
      Its called plot armor.

    • @cjgonz2004
      @cjgonz2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think the idea is that they spread out and scoop up the remnants of the Republic forces - the ones that were not hit by Starkiller base, and form them into a larger, stronger Rebellion. That's basically how they did it in Return of the Jedi, and it was the plan they had right there in TLJ.
      Let's hope JJ Abrams makes it worthwhile with an awesome space battle....

    • @daveharrenburg7670
      @daveharrenburg7670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The situation at the end of The Last Jedi is honestly more hopeless than the end of The Empire Strikes Back. In TESB at least the Rebels were still a thing. Now the Resistance has under 100 people, just about no logical way to possibly defeat the First Order, and one ship, but they're still all happy and smiles and stuff. It makes no sense.

    • @punctuationman334
      @punctuationman334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dave Harrenburg it’s because it’s Disney. Got to make it hopeful no matter what.

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s really not.

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Love how you called the Vice Admiral "Pinkie".

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    It gets all the worse when you realize Leia ORDERED HIM TO BLOW UP THE DEFENSE TURRETS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

    • @Stratelier
      @Stratelier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Which he did. Him ordering an attack on the Dreadnought was what she didn't approve of. Yes it was a good trade ... but *only in hindsight.* Leia anticipated they wouldn't be able to actually destroy the Dreadnought at all, *and was almost correct.* Is it worth it to sacrifice two rooks, both knights and a bishop just to capture that enemy queen? Or should you retreat, reposition, and re-engage at a time and place more advantageous to your side?

    • @Flash244MCGaming
      @Flash244MCGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Stratelier more like a few pawns for a queen, its a fucking dreadnought, i expected it to last longer than 5 minutes into the movie

    • @Stratelier
      @Stratelier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Flash244MCGaming or more like ALL your pawns for the queen? They did lose their whole fleet, after all. And overall, the opening space battle _was_ badly written on multiple levels.

    • @boblaryson3621
      @boblaryson3621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Stratelier they lost their whole fleet because of later incompetent leadership. The dreadnought and other star destroyers were in position to immediately strike at the fleet. Poe took out the most immediate threat which allowed the fleet to jump to another system. Subsequently the useless resistance leadership couldn't figure out how to evade 1 ship that could track them while they have 5 ships.- not hard to split up your forces and retreat

    • @Captain11890
      @Captain11890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Stratelier I don't like that chess analogy, because the bombers are more like pawns: slow, can do damage to any piece if in the proper position, and are better suited as area-denial weapons. The Dreadnaught isn't even the Queen, it is a rook. That is a better analogy.

  • @darthrevan4933
    @darthrevan4933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The first time I saw this movie I legit thought that Holdo was a traitor and knowingly leading the resistance to their deaths

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That would've been a good twist. Poe would have to learn patience in order to expose her, which in turn shows to Leia that he's ready for leadership.

  • @Darkmesna1
    @Darkmesna1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    When you realize Jar Jar Binks is a more competent military leader than Holdo.
    He lead the Gungan Grand Army to victory against the Trade Federation droid army, Holdo left the Resistance in tatters.

    • @ianbailey6592
      @ianbailey6592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Gungans were getting slaughtered. They only survived because Ani destroyed the master control ship.

    • @fdauwe
      @fdauwe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      So were Holdo''s rebels. At least the Gungans had a clear strategy and they all knew what it was.

    • @ydin9
      @ydin9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Jar Jar is still key to all of this

    • @hispanicbaljeet4076
      @hispanicbaljeet4076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Darkmesna1 jar jar also luanched a succesful rescue mission against hondo onaka. The clone wars tried to save him but their was no rescuing jar jar.

    • @BattleDroid-sd4rp
      @BattleDroid-sd4rp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Holy shit dude, youre right

  • @4Wilko
    @4Wilko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    That thumbnail. "Where are the Y-Wings?" was the first thing I thought of when I saw how that battle played out. Those bombers were total garbage.

    • @reeeked1505
      @reeeked1505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I was thinking more along the lines of "Where were the bloody K-wings? Bring them back to canon"

    • @JeffAM1986
      @JeffAM1986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Totally, a ship of that size let alone a bomber would have shields and pretty decent ones. Instead the are made of aluminum foil

    • @anticarrrot
      @anticarrrot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Actually thought they were corvettes when I first saw the pictures. Some kind of quick cheap weapon platform the Republic was rushing into service even if they weren't quite ready yet. Because of course the 90% of the surviving Republic military would be fighting in this film; at some point at least. I mean why wouldn't they?

    • @reeeked1505
      @reeeked1505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      anticarrrot
      Because the good guys can't have superior fire power! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE. But in all seriousness if you decided to compare the legends new republic navy against the canon La resistance and new republic sleep mode navy the biggest difference is the firepower of the ships, in legends the new republic fleet has access to MC90s, viscounts, super star destroyers (like wedge antilles' Lusankya), and a few other warships along with E-wing escort fighters and K-wing bombers. La resistance and new republic sleep mode on the other hand, has that (points at the scene from the last jedi)

    • @Modest_Proposal
      @Modest_Proposal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I actually didn't have an issue with it. Traditionally, Star Wars space battles have been modeled after WW2 arial battles. This was another example of that. And that homage was a good enough excuse to include it.

  • @AlexBermann
    @AlexBermann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Honestly, I didn't expect much tactical brilliance of the faction whose master plan it was to build yet another, bigger death Star with an even bigger weak spot.

    • @emmanuelmateo-morales6808
      @emmanuelmateo-morales6808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yet even the First Order has more military acumen than, well, ANYONE in MLP:FiM, which kind of undermines the claim that it's so much darker and edgier than previous generations of the franchise. Also the First Order has more claims to starbusting capabilities than Celestia or Luna's hilariously weak claims to such feats. They would also totally lose to the First Order on the first day of battle.

    • @jonsimpson6240
      @jonsimpson6240 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      For death planet to even have a weak spot you need a never before heard of method of bypassing shields that's Ok, not really practical unless...
      You leave hyperspace within about 20m of the planet's surface. Completely breaking hyperdrive travel.
      Taking down the shields requires the first order to have a traitor working against them, and their "badass" chrome trooper to fold like a bitch.
      Even with the shields down the fighters (where are the bombers btw?) cannot damage the "weak point" without having been blown open from inside.
      And all of that is dependant on how the resistance knew about the weak point in the first place. Why does Fin know anything the writers need him to at the time. I was in the navy, if you aren't working with a system, you don't know the system. And that is on a 250m ship. This is a planet! And apparently Fin worked on the supremacy!

  • @JelloFluoride
    @JelloFluoride 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Omfg, I'm calling him General Weasley forever now.

    • @merikijiya13
      @merikijiya13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      JelloFluoride Baby Tarkin

    • @thegreenmanofnorwich
      @thegreenmanofnorwich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I get the impression that Bill Weasley was rather more competent a character than Armitage Hux.

    • @signormythomagic_yt7128
      @signormythomagic_yt7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know Lord Wellesly? Great Governor General and Military commander who perfected the Subsidary alliance? Yeah, one classmate of mine in his berserk fit of desperation to answer every question possible yelled with comical amounts of overconfidence in his answer: LORD WEASLEY!!!!

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1704

    I don't care if you're a woman hitting a man, when you impulsively and publicly strike someone of a junior rank to you - you are abusing your authority. That's unconscionable conduct of a commanding officer. It sort of makes sense as a matriarch, as if Poe was being admonished by his mother or aunt, but Leia is supposed to be a military commander. This is a terrible choice that ultimately undermines the character's rank as Leia is either an unstable mad general or not really an officer. Military hierarchy works by command, it should have been a huge deal for Poe to disobey orders of his commander and he wouldn't need to have a punishment forced on him he'd be ordered to his quarters and he'd go there. Instead the way they did it, it was more like he was being nagged by his mother. They really wanted to make Leia an important authority figure... but they fucked it up and couldn't resist writing her as their mother rather than what her rank is supposed to be.
    They kept doing this.
    Instead of writing good commanding officers who were female, they wrote in bossy mothers and aunts. I bet they thought they were doing women a favour with this depiction, maybe strike an allegory of "oh if only you listened to your mother's nagging" but it fails to show women can do what's previously seen as a man's role. They gave these women the ranks that men traditionally held... but did NOT give them their role.

    • @shavedata5436
      @shavedata5436 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      completely agree. it's kind of like when they bash on capitalism... in a disney film... lmao

    • @Treblaine
      @Treblaine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      One of the most ingenious tricks pulled by capitalism making money off commie BS. Like selling a Che Guevera T-shirt for $75 when it was made in a Vietnamese sweatshop by 14 year old making 75c an hour. I'm just trying to imagine if Captain Picard of even Captain Janeway were to ever do such a thing, I just cannot conceive it as any other way than everyone just staring in utter shock at such an utterly out of character action. No officer, no REAL officer could do such a thing without consequence. Even if Picard did it, then no one would even have to do a thing, he'd say something like "it is obvious I am not fit to command" and immediately resigns and the second in command is formally made captain. And it would be no different for Janeway.
      But there's more to being an officer than occasionally referring to her as General Leia. She wasn't written or presented as a commander, which is why it wasn't a big deal for her to strike Poe, because Poe was more like her naughty son or nephew, that's why she argued with him. Did they think they were writing a "strong female character" it's clearly they can't think of a woman is any position superior to them except as a mother. And the lesson seems to be "mother is always right" well this isn't an argument about eating your vegetables, this is a military command in a time of war!

    • @cygil1
      @cygil1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Poe acts like idiot -- to reinforce movie's message all male authority is incompetent
      Leia slaps Poe -- to reinforce society's message that men deserve to be slapped by vengeful women for their incompetence
      Neither faces any consequences -- (unlike George S. Patton!) because writers don't care about narrative coherence.

    • @valeriacaissa4552
      @valeriacaissa4552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Leia's writing is pretty awful in all the new Star Wars stuff. In TFA she did nothing, she didn't lead, she didn't fight, she is just standing around and even repeating what was just said to her. Not to mention how she "let the boys talk" as they planned the attack on Starkiller Base. And now it was even worse, same as Holdo she doesn't wear uniform for no reason, she doesn't order the Bombers to head back, she is out for quiet some time and then she appears again supporting Holdo who is one of the most incompetent military leaders I ever encountered. It's pretty ugly that the defense is "muh, you are all sexist", considering the critics are people praising Ivanova from Babylon 5 or reading Honor Harrington, not to mention watching Buffy back in the days. And back to Leia, while Poe did something wrong wasn't SHE responsible for all that? I mean who deployed the ships? Leia, Ackbar or someone else in the High Command certainly did and since Leia ordered Poe back, it feels like she is responsible for the mission and she didn't do anything to call back the fleet, she just let it happen.
      Oh and without Poe, the First Order had this Super Star Destroyer with a devastating weapon that could easily shred big ships to pieces. Without Poes continued attack, the Raddus wouldn't had been able to fly for hours...
      The female military leaders are simply written really, really bad.

    • @LC-sc3en
      @LC-sc3en 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Valeria Caissa not saying I disagree with the analysis of how incompetent people were here but I always just assumed incompetence (esp. Military)was a theme of Star Wars.
      The empire put all of its money into two planet killers and lost or took unreasonable losses in every battle we saw in episodes 4-6. On of which was to ambush tactics from a native 3 foot high species who hadn't developed guns yet.
      Furthermore, we don't (from the movies) really know much about the resistance. They certainly have ranks but they don't seem like a competent rules oriented group given that they keep having to do last minute evacuations or their command bases which frequently contain "all thats left of the resistance". and we really don't know their culture either other than "anti empire and anti blowing up planets". It could be that light corporal punishment for insubordination is perfectly acceptable where as suicide raming attacks are taboo even in battle. Letting your commanders make a mistake is weird though but so is trying to convince someone to be evil a la the emperor in Return of the Jedi.

  • @jadenthejedi
    @jadenthejedi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    The best example of an intelligent commander is definitly Grand Admiral Thrawn. He is smart, calculating, cold with tons of infromations on his enemies and he knows the best tactics in almost every situation. I mean he literally figures out the movements of the enemy, before they even do it! He is the Sun Tzu of star wars, and the original sequels did an amazing job with his portrayal. Tarkin has the power. Vader the force. But Thrawn has something that can't be taken away: His mind. He is my personal favourite character in the whole star wars universe, and hell even the rebels showed some of the good old Thrawn on the screen. This is why is it so frustrating, that the same series that has villians like Thrawn, lets these incompetent mongrels into the commander seat.

    • @Eucep
      @Eucep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Main reason I could guess is that someone as competent as Thrawn... would win.

    • @user-re1uj7zt9m
      @user-re1uj7zt9m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's why the books are superior to this crap they now call canon

    • @jongoff7829
      @jongoff7829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@user-re1uj7zt9m It was stupid for Disney to throw away the EU. Did Marvel throw away their universe when they started making movies? No. Tweaked it a bit, yes, but they didn't throw it away. There were so many wonderful stories to borrow from in the EU, which Disney acquired with the purchase of Lucas Film. Talk about killing the golden goose.

    • @user-re1uj7zt9m
      @user-re1uj7zt9m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jongoff7829 Thinking that they could've just gone the way Marvel is going right now... A triology about the Thrawn series alone would've brought them billions... Or something about the Republic Commando series by Karen Traviss.... Instead they hire a director for episode 8 who didn't even see episode 7

    • @Mutantgamer
      @Mutantgamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It can still happen, they could introduce Thrawn into the new films if they really wanted. I'm not sure about his species lifespan though, he'd be rather old.

  • @10N154T10N
    @10N154T10N 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Why is a General commanding a Fleet?
    THANK YOU! Finally, someone noticed it!
    Empire kept order in the separation of their armed forces rather neatly. You had generals leading ground assaults and admirals commanding the fleets.
    Term "General" was used by the filthy rebels in a colloquial way. Their generalship was symbolic and could be interchangeable with "hero" or "commander". As far as I remember, Han Solo never completed any military academy that would open his career to promotion within the officer core.
    Considering his assignment during the battle for Endor, he was serving more in the capacity of a Captain or Colonel(at most). Certainly not a General.
    Prequels retroactively explained this "generalship" obsession of the Rebellion. During the Clone Wars Jedi Knights were holding the rank of a General... which was still completely symbolic, as they actively commanded single capital ships, as well as whole fleets AND the ground forces too. It only showed how disorganised the Grand Army of the Republic really was.
    You'd think the First Order would emulate the Imperial military, instead of the Rebel one. But I guess no one on the writing staff thought about it*
    Or anyone else who pre-approved the script before the film went into production.
    At the end of the day, I believe that General Haxx's command over fleet is an effect of nepotism within the First Order itself, where Snoke's inner circle commanders are automatically in charge over every military asset. Order my ass...
    *By "writing staff" I mean Mr. Johnson.

    • @roberttrerice1929
      @roberttrerice1929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If the First Order was originally sent to destroy a Resistance base on a planet and lets say that the Dreadnought was knocked out by an ion cannon, like the star destroyer in Empire, then a ground assault would have been the plan b of destroy the base. This would make some sense as the small fleet chasing the Resistance was being led by Snoke. That or general and admiral are now interchangeable.
      None of this helps the plot holes. If there was enough gas in the tank to make one more jump why wouldn't the plan have always been jump and make an immediate second jump scattering the fleet before the First Order jumped into the second location.
      This is also the first time a real threat of running out of fuel has been in a Star Wars move. If the Resistance was worried about making constant hit and runs and quickly moving to a new base there should have been a better reserve of fuel. The only explanation of fuel loss is that all of it magically got lost in those plot holes.

    • @Warsie
      @Warsie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Han Solo was an imperial officer, second lieutant in the imperial navy before becoming a smuggler in old EU.

    • @Warsie
      @Warsie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also Jedi Generals were assisted by Republic navy officers (Admiral Yularen in the Clone Wars series for example)

    • @10N154T10N
      @10N154T10N 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Warsie I am terribly sorry Sir, but according to the new lore we're operating with, Han Solo was expelled from Cardia Academy, court-martialled and drafted to the 224th Division holding the rank of Corporal. I do, however, highly admire your attention to the original EU - and if we would agree to ignore the new expanded universe (which I would if given a chance), I'd certainly stand corrected Sir.
      Regarding Fleet Officers assisting Jedi, this is exactly the point I was presenting - Admirals, Commodores or even Captains should be in command of Republic Navy vessels - and it is Jedi who should serve as advisors, not the other way around.
      To take a step away from the realism, I absolutely understand why Jedi were put in command of everything. It would make for a rather poor film/tv show if whenever space combat took place, we'd listen to a bunch of brass organising tactics over the heads of the monk warriors, degrading them the status of military assets.
      In either case, thank you for your comment.
      May the Force be with you.

    • @spookyshark632
      @spookyshark632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe the First Order considers their fleet more of an air force than a navy? But then they name ship classes by naval tradition? I dunno, you need to do too much mental gymnastics to make this movie make sense.

  • @v-Lex-v
    @v-Lex-v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It always bothered me how the Dreadnought was left vulnerable by the other Resurgent Class Ships. They literally sat there and watched the Resistance destroy it. No Turbo lasers being fired on the bombers, no additional Tie Fighters launched from them, nothing.
    They didnt even attack the Resistance fleet they LITERALLY sat there

  • @skeletorrobo
    @skeletorrobo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1715

    Yeah well this movie was written by one man. One man who couldn't write.

    • @ellessandraramsay1841
      @ellessandraramsay1841 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      The joke is on us. Rian Johnson just won the Saturn Award for best script for The Last Jedi.

    • @skeletorrobo
      @skeletorrobo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Ellessandra Ramsay More shame for the Saturn's than for us though ;)

    • @artix548
      @artix548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Ellessandra Ramsay
      Last Jedi= Good Writing? So in this Bizarro alternate reality I guess that Saving Private Ryan was a dumpster fire?

    • @CaptTerrific
      @CaptTerrific 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      artix548 indeed - and don't get me started on that Casablanca and Citizen Kane drivel

    • @MrMorgan316
      @MrMorgan316 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya think

  • @DorfVG
    @DorfVG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    What's even worse is if poe was told about pinkies plans Finn and Rose would've never left and get that discount pro hacker and got on the big ship the hacker dude would never have been able to tell the first order about the cloaking.

  • @ashleighwoytuik667
    @ashleighwoytuik667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    This movie felt like it was written by a 12 year old girl. Only a child would think that losing your entire fleet, losing all your experienced commanders, running away for the entire movie, and losing your most experienced space wizard is a moral victory. The rebels were losing the whole movie and then they end the movie with some stupid vague message of hope. If you can fit your whole army in the back of a pickup truck you are losing. You can't win a war with a couple feminists, a mary sue, and one good pilot.

    • @Pauly421
      @Pauly421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      This. So much this.

    • @cookie6363
      @cookie6363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ashleigh woytuik But with a love triangle you can!

    • @andrewschultz7499
      @andrewschultz7499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Did we watch the same movie? 20 people on the falcon is not a victory. And as your "stupid vague message of hope", Empire strikes back has a more hopeful ending of than this. In that movie, Luke gets his hand back, you see them regrouping with the rebellion and you are reminded that they have hope. Here they are flying away from​ the first order with less than 50 people left.

    • @Gutz1420
      @Gutz1420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nom San stop making nonsense connections to the empire strikes back, these are drastically different movies and the last Jedi Isn't anywhere near the level of esb.

    • @erdnussbier4260
      @erdnussbier4260 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not only by, also for 12yo

  • @SiriusMined
    @SiriusMined 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "The Resistance" existing while The New Republic was still around was pretty stupid.

    • @ChitenBugMan
      @ChitenBugMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Frankly, if they were going to exist at the same time as the new republic they should have called themselves The republic defense force

    • @cjgonz2004
      @cjgonz2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As Kevin Warburton mentioned, such groups have existed for a long time.
      They actually address this in the previous movie, where Hux basically says in a speech that the Resistance is just an arm of the New Republic...and we know that throughout the movies.
      The Resistance is in fact a force that belongs to the New Republic, working as a more or less "covert" force trying to keep plausible deniability.
      The thing is, with the fights escalating as they had, the deniability was no longer that plausible.
      It's one of the things I actually like about the new trilogy (despite all the things I don't like.).

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They should've just kept it as the New Republic and The Empire.

    • @anishavanishkoneti5765
      @anishavanishkoneti5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, it’s like if the un had a private military commanded by 0 governments

    • @siriusmined3709
      @siriusmined3709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cjgonz2004 "Hux basically says in a speech that the Resistance is just an arm of the New Republic.."
      But then it makes no sense to call themselves "The Resistance". Resistance is against the authority, the powerful, the status quo.
      It's just fucking dumb. No need to try and rationalize goofy shit.

  • @Andy-ss8yg
    @Andy-ss8yg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I have to say, when i saw this film i couldnt help look at all the faults because they were EVERYWHERE

    • @CaptainRexCT--ej4ob
      @CaptainRexCT--ej4ob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andy Arnold what do you mean everywhere? The entire movie was a fault...

  • @choreomaniac
    @choreomaniac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Most of this could have been fixed with one line of dialogue: “Should we send everything against the Resistance and destroy them?” “No, Snoke wants the girl alive for some reason. She might be on a ship, or perhaps someone she cares about whom we can use as leverage.”
    Boom. Now the incompetence of the FO is explained. They are holding back.
    It still doesn’t explain the incompetence of Leia and Holdo though.

    • @Blackmamba4798
      @Blackmamba4798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah but about halfway through the film Rey tells Kylo she found Luke meaning she's not on the ship.

    • @filippaszkowiak9623
      @filippaszkowiak9623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Blackmamba4798 I think he don't tell anyone about this.

    • @HolyApplebutter
      @HolyApplebutter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Add a couple scenes establishing New Order spies, edit the script a little, and boom. Holo can't tell Po because she doesn't know who she can or can't trust. As far as she's concerned everybody except Leia is a potential mole.

    • @HolyApplebutter
      @HolyApplebutter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And Leia uh... I don't know... she's old? Maybe her mind's starting to go a bit? Something like that..?

    • @cuddliestbear265
      @cuddliestbear265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The incompetence of the First Order is completed canonically explained by it's severe divide - the older post-Imperial officers such as the admiral or whatever of the dreadnought (the angry guy), and newer personnel such as Hux.
      The old guard are extremely intelligent strategists etc and are the reason a lot of the mistakes the Galactic Empire made were avoided, or at least attempted to be avoided. For example, Old Guard engineers ensured that the TIE/fs Fighters (pretty sure that's what they're called) were shielded. The Old Guard are more careful and conservative, and usually like to play it safe. They're smart and they know what they're doing. If they had full control over the First Order (other than Snoke of course) then the First Order would control the galaxy already.
      The newer officers are far more naive and confident in themselves and the First Order. They believe fully and religiously in the glory of the First Order and it's power, and basically believe it's unstoppable.
      This severe divide has pretty bad consequences; as a whole, the First Order IS INCOMPETENT BY DESIGN (from the writers).
      THEY EVEN SHOW THIS IN THE FILM: Hux and the angry admiral dude of the dreadnought (captain?), a very senior member of the Old Guard, argue about sending the fighters out (I think that's it - I haven't watched it in a while).
      I find it frustrating how no one seems to know this. But when you think about it, a lot of Star Wars "Fans" barely know what they're talking about. I'm not suggesting you are one of them - there's so much Star Wars canon and lore and information and whatever out there - and there's a heaps of stuff I don't know. I just find it strange how not many people know about this, or payed attention or thought about when they showed us this scene.
      Check out Generation Tech's video on it. It explains it fully and cites the official sources. I probably didn't explain it very well. Sorry for the long comment. Have a nice day. :)

  • @GrimDarkNarrator
    @GrimDarkNarrator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    The correct answer would be: Because then it would look like the writers actually knew ANYTHING about proper military strategy while writing the film. Which is clearly not the case. Or writing characters who can use common sense, which is also not the case. The villains and military leaders from The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi are so incompetent, they would make even Dick Dastardly look like a tactical genius.

    • @t4rv0r60
      @t4rv0r60 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      or even knowledge of watching the past star was triologys.....i mean cmon even the first and third star wars had better spacefights.

    • @patton5283
      @patton5283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The Highlords of Terra are more competent then these people, thats saying something.

    • @GrimDarkNarrator
      @GrimDarkNarrator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well at least they take their jobs seriously.

    • @99oildrops
      @99oildrops 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Proof that sjws ruin everything.

    • @0815Snickersboy
      @0815Snickersboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or why don't they just hire some experts to help them out?

  • @matthewd.d238
    @matthewd.d238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The Mandator Dreadnought lacked any ventral turrets whatsoever, so Poe could just fly under the vessel and destroy the cannon,
    Or because it fired at the resistance base, he could go for its bridge, since its shields would still be recharging.
    Sounds like something, that you could do with just one X-wing, and not the entire fleet.

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But it could be repaired, but completely obliterating it cost the first order dearly, billions of credits, hundreds of thousands of personnel, not to mention one of their best admirals, all lost in seconds

    • @Kreschavier
      @Kreschavier ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ntfoperative9432 yeah... After like, a couple months to years. And that's time you don't really have, y'know? You want to kill these guys now, not later.

  • @kpeltz1407
    @kpeltz1407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "They just have to be less stupid than their enemies." Best thing I've heard all day.

  • @btly-wing6531
    @btly-wing6531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    *Resistance replaces slow, not very maneuverable, and fairly large bomber carrying one person with even slower, bigger, and less maneuverable bomber carrying more people*
    I mean, what happened to the B-Wing? And if the X-Wing got revamped for TFA, why couldn't I get a new look too?

    • @Ty-yt3lj
      @Ty-yt3lj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      but the new bombers carry 52X your payload.

    • @wxedsanddokx
      @wxedsanddokx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Because the director doesn't care about starwars. Its just another sci-fi space film for him to add to the resume. shits weak af. :(

    • @ConradJD777
      @ConradJD777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I missed the Y-wings a ton too...

    • @charlottewalnut3118
      @charlottewalnut3118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NINTENDOSH And yet they still suck ass

    • @skylark306
      @skylark306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bwings are awsome since they actually make sense. the "plane in spaceee" never seems to be a very good idea to start with.
      And someone is definitely making hell of a profit selling not-up-to-date equipment (with new color scheme and action figures) to both side

  • @wisecrack4545
    @wisecrack4545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The only competent officer in the entire first order who seemed to have even a remote grasp of tactics was the captain on the Dreadnought, Captain Canady, who the wiki says was an old Imperial era holdover.
    Yet despite that he is surrounded by a younger First Order bridge crew who are pretty much useless. They can't even get their act together and follow his orders.
    So the only competent character is killed off within the first 10 minutes of the film.......
    That captain's presence only further succeeded in highlighting how incompetent the rest of First Order really was. And quite frankly. made the rest of them look even worse than they already were.
    RIP Dreadnought captain, you were the only competent villain I expect to see in the entire trilogy.

    • @robertrostron1550
      @robertrostron1550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eye of the Storm i liked him too

    • @cld1472
      @cld1472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At the end of the film there are less than 400 Resistance left, they have no capital ships and no fighters beyond the Falcon and are in search of friendly forces to hide them from the First Order. Man the First Order really dropped the ball on this one, completely crippling your enemy to the point that they pose little threat for awhile is incompetence at its best.

    • @wisecrack4545
      @wisecrack4545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What I thought was probably the most retarded thing about this film is - why did all the resistance capital ships have practically no fuel?
      None of those capital ships took part in the battle against Starkiller base, and they didn't seem to have been involved in any other conflict before the evacuation.
      It was heavily implied that the evacuation occurred only a few days after the battle at Starkiller base. The battle at Starkiller base itself only occurred a couple of days tops after the Starkiller base blew up the Resistance planets.
      So prior to that, the resistance still had a support base.
      So did no-one think to refuel even one of their capital ships for several months?

    • @davidvillarrius6313
      @davidvillarrius6313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cld1472 Is that sarcasm???

    • @f4llen489
      @f4llen489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eye of the Storm Funny part about this one is the fact that the Raddus is the same ship class as the Home-1, a ship that can fly 100 years without refueling according to the wiki. Considering thr Raddus probably isnt 100 years old, this scenario makes no sense at all. And even if the ship was built so long ago, I highly doubt nobody ever refueled it during that time.

  • @_d--
    @_d-- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    And that's why Warhammer has more sense. Everyone kills everyone.

  • @kyle857
    @kyle857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Wait... The New Republic just let the Empire keep most the Galaxy? WTF? That can't be right.

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Lucas is cackling to himself right now, "So you nerds through I ruined Star Wars? Fools! Wait until you see what Disney does to it! You'll be begging to have Jar-Jar back! He was the key to all of this the whole time! MUWAH HA HA HA!!"

    • @MemeLordCthulhu
      @MemeLordCthulhu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Alondro77 I'd rather have jar jar, because at least that can have meme potential like the fan game jar jar's jar jar jar. All rose has is potential motive for a suicide.

    • @frocat5163
      @frocat5163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That's what I thought...so, the New Republic just let the Empire keep the Inner Rim and Core? Those are the most economically developed planets in the Galaxy. The Colonies and Mid-Rim are better than the Outer Rim, but why would they just let the Empire hold on to the literal center of the galaxy?

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The lack of Jar Jar Binks as a secret Sith Lord who was actually competent but playing the fool was the greatest missed opportunity of Revenge of the Sith

    • @darktemplardelta268
      @darktemplardelta268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Just Some Guy Ok whats even more retarded is that the New Republic voted to demilitarized with the empire still around.

  • @JeffAndresWilliams
    @JeffAndresWilliams 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    If you can push a button and detect cloaked ships, there's no such thing as cloaked ships.

    • @agentorange8530
      @agentorange8530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jeffrey Williams They used Snoke's magnifying glass.

    • @cld1472
      @cld1472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The word "Cloak" or "Cloaked" was not used once in this entire movie.

    • @JeffAndresWilliams
      @JeffAndresWilliams 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So how did they expect to get to the planet undetected? The plan makes even less sense now.

  • @sars910
    @sars910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    Episode 8 should just be declared non-canon. It has ruined Star Wars for most of its fan-base.

    • @58jharris
      @58jharris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      This whole trilogy should be declared non-canon. Episode 7 wasn't very good either.

    • @olinroux6702
      @olinroux6702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      bob smith at least we had fun with seven.

    • @ThieflyChap
      @ThieflyChap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@olinroux6702 You had fun with 7? Lucky you...

    • @olinroux6702
      @olinroux6702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ThieflyChap I know man. I remember a time where there was excitement and anticipation for the next movie. But now we are waiting for it to be boycotted. It’s really sad.

    • @ericmorrell806
      @ericmorrell806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I feel as though it isn't. The fans decide what is canon and what isn't. The creators can try to say it's their property all they want, but, ultimately, it's us fans who decide whether we want it or not. We decide what is accepted as canon. That's how art works. It's created by the artists, but it belongs to the people, the fans. So, screw Disney. I'm not gonna have it. If they don't like it, tough. They cant force us to accept a story we don't want. We can just choose not to buy, watch, read, or whatever. That's the power of fandom.