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  • It's a touch-controlled Mario Kart with a heavy emphasis on loot boxes! .....Yay?
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  • @cupcakegeek0152
    @cupcakegeek0152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3704

    A MARIO game where you have a 1% chance to unlock Mario...
    *visible confusion*

    • @DONIMATOR-pn5rp
      @DONIMATOR-pn5rp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      ikr i couldnt believe it either

    • @justintendo4302
      @justintendo4302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Compared to EVERY OTHER Mario kart game where Mario is always the first character on the character select screen!

    • @Flapsman
      @Flapsman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Does that mean I have extreme luck because I got 2 Marios

    • @Mojo1356
      @Mojo1356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      It’s an absolute shocker that he wasn’t the first character unlocked by default.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Guess to inspire people to buy him

  • @vivi1649
    @vivi1649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1501

    _"Karts? Characters? Gliders? They're yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies"_

    • @eliblack5498
      @eliblack5498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      S tier reference

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Ikr?
      Why are *Rubies* the premium microtransaction currency in a *Mario* game!?
      Why not Power Stars, Star Coins, Dragon Coins, Peach Coins, Blue Coins, Red Coins, Purple Coins, Shine Sprites, Gold Bars, Red Stars, Banana Coins or Golden Bananas from the DK side of things, Diamonds since they're at least the most common premium microtransaction currency in fee-to-pay Nintendo mobile games, or literally anything else that would make more sense in a Mario game than something that was only ever a currency in a Nintendo franchise product in two Zelda CD-i games made not by Nintendo, but by the company that would go on to create I. M. Meen!?

    • @therandomhat_
      @therandomhat_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Autobot Starscream
      The worst part is there is a red crystal currency called Rupees in SPM. The barest minimum they could’ve gone for with a tiny tweak to the model. And they went for generic P2P crystal currency.

    • @mr.fahrenheit3768
      @mr.fahrenheit3768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Come back when you're a little, mmm, richer!

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@therandomhat_ You mean Rubees?
      Were they thinking of Rubees when they made the currency for Tour Rubies?
      As for Rupees, Link is literally in Mario Kart now, so *any* Zelda reference would have been preferable to this inadvertent Zelda CD-i reference.
      *ANY.*
      I'd take Cuccos and Gold Skulltula Tokens over Rubies for a Mario Kart game!
      And as for "generic currency", Nintendo has already pretty firmly settled on Diamonds in particular as their treasure of choice in mobile games, with notable exceptions being unidentified Jewels in Pokémon Shuffle and unidentified Gems in Pokémon Masters (and since Nintendo doesn't completely own Pokémon, they co-own it with Creatures and Game Freak through TPCI, so missteps in communication are possible) and Orbs in FE Heroes (which has an actual story reason for revolving around Orbs).
      So MKT looks terrible for half-assing it by dropping the Ninty mobile currency of choice in favor of literally making a joke of itself by using the currency of Koridai and Gamelon.

  • @hypershadix1
    @hypershadix1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +983

    What’s even worse about the level up system is that there’s a “daily limit” on how many points you can get to level up your kart, character and glider which is pretty shitty to me.

    • @thehermit8618
      @thehermit8618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yeah, i disliked it a lot. I grinded for a while just to get 45 rubies for the x10 pipe fire thing (once you unlock 150cc and know what you're doing you can't fail) and had the fortune of getting Metal Mario and a bunch of cool new karts and gliders and now i have to wait the arbitrary 12 hours so i can level them up smh. Nintendo needs to fix this shit or the actual MK fans are gonna dip fast

    • @Marxsychosis
      @Marxsychosis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Maybe it’s their way of preventing people for playing for hours? By boring them into a sense of no progression can be done so they don’t play for so long? No clue but I agree it’s still shitty.

    • @thehermit8618
      @thehermit8618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Marxsychosis the only thing it does is discourage people who know what they are doing from finishing all the challenges and getting all the high scores in one go

    • @Marxsychosis
      @Marxsychosis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have a point. I agree, it’s really a shitty mechanic that tears away from the fun and should be discarded. There was possibly an alternative use for it (as I just proposed), but overall, it needs to be removed.

    • @thehermit8618
      @thehermit8618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Marxsychosis maybe they could give each part and character their own level threshold for a few hours, not for the day. That way you're encouraged to try different carts and gliders so they level up in tandem

  • @stjanscrabeck7423
    @stjanscrabeck7423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1461

    When I saw the Gold Pass, I thought to myself "It's $4.99? That's less than Super Mario Run!"
    *per month*
    "Excuse me, what?"

    • @luigiplayerone7749
      @luigiplayerone7749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Stjan Scrabeck clash of clans: you dare oppose me
      MORTAL

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @Walther Penne There's nothing "typical" about Star Citizen's monetization. Try using Fifa if you want something "realistic" to compare to.
      Spoiler: it's all scummy and manipulative.

    • @milesedgeworth132
      @milesedgeworth132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Paying for this shit for half a year is more expensive than Switch online for a whole year.

    • @joshuafogg6600
      @joshuafogg6600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      $60 a year.

    • @MegaEXD
      @MegaEXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I suggest using a gift card. Because if you use PayPal or something like that, than 5 dollars down the drain(per month). The one thing I'm doing is using the 14 days free trial. Then before the month it suppose to be charged I will cancel it so I save 5 dollars. So if a special character or one you want comes out later on. You might still(if ya didnt buy anything else) be able to buy the gold pass and get more special rewards.

  • @kamil118
    @kamil118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4987

    Seems like everything Nintendo does nowadays has drifting issues

    • @Smeik2901
      @Smeik2901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      nailed it xS

    • @user-fi3or2ee7k
      @user-fi3or2ee7k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I can’t tell if the other two got the pun lol

    • @joshbuoy8661
      @joshbuoy8661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      First joycons, now Mario Kart, what else?

    • @Smeik2901
      @Smeik2901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@user-fi3or2ee7k bruh, it's literally impossible to miss the pun

    • @Snorlax-zw9gc
      @Snorlax-zw9gc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      take my reddit gold

  • @rewskiem5700
    @rewskiem5700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1696

    The real crime is that you can play as THREE DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF MARIO, but not Luigi!

    • @typhlocube9359
      @typhlocube9359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      DAMN I didn't notice that ! 😰

    • @nateryt
      @nateryt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Young Mario toon Mario and mario

    • @BADeByrd
      @BADeByrd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      It's as frustrating as having several variations of Batman shampoo, but there is still no conditioner Gordon.

    • @Thunder55Turbo
      @Thunder55Turbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Rewskie M
      Luigi is confirmed, just not released yet.

    • @cometvaudin2850
      @cometvaudin2850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rewskie M They’re going to add characters in updates, calm down. It’s the FIRST day.

  • @remixtrick
    @remixtrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    I don't think the usernames are randomly generated. I've seen racers with usernames names like "Thot" and "GayFat". Nintendo would never use these names. The racers are bots, but the bots are given the usernames of real players.
    (I 100% know the racers we go against are bots because in the middle of a race, I can turn off my phone screen, turn it back on, and pick up from where I started like nothing happened. I use this trick sometimes like a pause button. You can't do that in an online game.)

    • @supershadow5082
      @supershadow5082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol
      Nintendo thought about it

    • @flipperflapper609
      @flipperflapper609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yeah I saw one called Ben Dover

    • @karsonmorris2001
      @karsonmorris2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah it takes the names and kart setups and badges are from real players it just is not them playing

    • @ieroraitonokeybladerd6178
      @ieroraitonokeybladerd6178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The names some bots have make me die of laughter

    • @jemoeder5701
      @jemoeder5701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I saw gayfat too

  • @coldsnap5742
    @coldsnap5742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "Here's your coffee. Would you like me to put some poop in it?"
    "No, that would ruin it!"
    "Stop being afraid of change. Here, I'll put lots of poop in it."

  • @macnchillidogs1601
    @macnchillidogs1601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1619

    Kid: *mommy can we buy Mario kart?*
    Mom: *honey but we already have Mario kart at home.*
    Mario kart at home:

    • @nobodycares607
      @nobodycares607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Ur profile pic says it all

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dont get it

    • @thevioletskull8158
      @thevioletskull8158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is relatable to me

    • @ListenToPumpkinMusic
      @ListenToPumpkinMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gay meme, get off the internet normie. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @crowchillingpark
      @crowchillingpark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It’s actually pretty accurate because not everyone can afford a Switch + MK8 Deluxe.
      But still. You can just buy a used Nintendo console with an old Mario Kart game for cheap if you want the real MK experience

  • @noahcornell5332
    @noahcornell5332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    “Man I really wish I were playing [INSERT NINTENDO IP].”
    Welcome to Nintendo’s mobile lineup.

    • @Quackenson
      @Quackenson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Better than phone-only original IPs imo.

    • @Y2KPlatinum
      @Y2KPlatinum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      That's kind of the point tho. Nintendo wants their mobile games to give that feeling so they transition into playing on the switch

    • @malicekerendu3574
      @malicekerendu3574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Dragalia lost and fire emblem heroes are good mobile games that aren't horny for your money

    • @16BitKamek
      @16BitKamek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wouldnt making a bad mobile game turn people away from trying something similar though? Even on better hardware, and even if the game is better on said hardware?

    • @smug_slime
      @smug_slime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@16BitKamek does it matter though? I mean compared to other to other mobile game this is pretty good

  • @duwang3195
    @duwang3195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "if it's not fun, then why bother?"

    • @fnln3011
      @fnln3011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That was Reggie, Bowser's running the show now

    • @fnln3011
      @fnln3011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/txUqdUWt1l4/w-d-xo.html

    • @ToadComrades
      @ToadComrades 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you know this game started development before he was promoted

    • @ToadComrades
      @ToadComrades 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TheEggMaster oh woops

    • @strawbtangerine6087
      @strawbtangerine6087 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TheEggMaster nah, woulda happened either way

  • @ThereAreThoseWhoCallMeTim
    @ThereAreThoseWhoCallMeTim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    This is why I really love your content, Arlo: You're a very devoted, loyal Nintendo fanboy and know how to properly express why they are undoubtedly the best first party gaming company, but at the same time are able to call them out and criticize them when they pull really dumb, gimmicky, or somewhat scummy stuff like this.

    • @ryrie3634
      @ryrie3634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's actually why I don't like him. No, it's not because I think Nintendo's perfect and incapable of making a mistake, because they aren't. It's just that most of the time, it's obvious that he's just parroting popular opinions while having nothing else interesting in how he delivers them apart from his muppet gimmick. This is especially apparent when he's talking about stuff he hasn't played in years, like Pokemon.
      This video is an exception, since he does actually have good points and a good opinion (though to be honest, it's less of an opinion and more of an objective fact), but apart from that, he's not particularly interesting to watch.

    • @ryrie3634
      @ryrie3634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Physical Yes.

    • @thepeople1448
      @thepeople1448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ryrie3634 Bro that's a bad take. If you don't think he's interesting to watch, why are you here?

    • @jebalitabb8228
      @jebalitabb8228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ryrie3634 your opinion is wrong

    • @andymcclurg9916
      @andymcclurg9916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryrie3634 I agree with his points here but I despise his channel. His "humor" is obnoxious and he leans too much into the muppet gimmick.

  • @tumamaencosplay
    @tumamaencosplay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +972

    "This game makes me wish I was playing MK8 instead"
    Shhhhhh don't let people figure out the real scheme.

    • @royalcass
      @royalcass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What scheme?

    • @mugiwara_kique6554
      @mugiwara_kique6554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Never thought about it like that 🤔

    • @HDRookie
      @HDRookie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ​@Walther Penne In honesty I'm pretty sure they ported 50% of the content in this game from MK7 and used the engine of it as well. Obviously we know MK's been pretty half baked since 2014 at this point, lol. Seems we know why MK8D had smart steering as well now, and auto accelerate

    • @TheGamingTeam101Tgt101
      @TheGamingTeam101Tgt101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Walther Penne what are you saying tour is better then Mario kart 8 plus dude Mario kart 8 is old but it holds up well beacuse of 8 deluxe

    • @KingOfDarknessAndEvil
      @KingOfDarknessAndEvil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@royalcass Making a bad Mario Kart game so people will crave a good one and buy 8 and deluxe

  • @Lupg13
    @Lupg13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    When you play Mario kart, but you haven't unlocked *Mario* yet.
    Edit: yes I know Luigi isn't in the game. That is why I refuse to play it until he is!

    • @frostedflakeslover9929
      @frostedflakeslover9929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same with mario golf 64

    • @poggersuni9637
      @poggersuni9637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@frostedflakeslover9929 and Mario Tennis GBC

    • @julioan94
      @julioan94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And Luigi isn't even available

    • @Narusasu98
      @Narusasu98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They chose the wrong title. Shoulda have called it "Lootbox Kart"

    • @ciberkid22
      @ciberkid22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kart World Tour sounds more fitting until you unlock Mario

  • @kingrocky7519
    @kingrocky7519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I was at a church in India for a wedding and opened up my phone only for this video the start playing.
    Which means Arlo’s voice has been heard by many guests at a Church in India. Do what you will with that information.

    • @FreeAimDog
      @FreeAimDog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      or maybe they are thinking why the hell is someone playing a loud video in church

    • @garfieldandfriends1
      @garfieldandfriends1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      play *LOUD NIGRA*

    • @BestiaIustitia
      @BestiaIustitia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      New religion: arloism

  • @enricolee2805
    @enricolee2805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I found a person named ThotSlayer in Mario kart tour

    • @MedioPlague
      @MedioPlague 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Enrico Lee Nintendo NPC devs having fun

    • @Thundicry
      @Thundicry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I encountered GUCCI on it

    • @thawkade
      @thawkade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@MedioPlague it's using real usernames

    • @MrEvan1932
      @MrEvan1932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@thawkade damn then thats just really scummy. The average joe probably thinks they're playing against real people

    • @didyoufow9770
      @didyoufow9770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@thawkade That poor kid who was caught racing against the n-word

  • @Mad_T3
    @Mad_T3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    I can see why Iwata didn't wanna invest in the mobile market.

    • @red-man7017
      @red-man7017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Rosa Nintendo i guess just like Stephen Hillenburg, they waited for him to die

    • @hazel2302
      @hazel2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      There's a right way to do it. I would have been fine if the subscription service was just a one-time thing, and you unlock stuff through progression and achievement.

    • @brunolins1405
      @brunolins1405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@hazel2302 Or maybe it could be every 3 to 6 months... But 5 dollars monthly? Holy cow

    • @hazel2302
      @hazel2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@brunolins1405 it's $8 over here in Australia. absolutely insane.

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@red-man7017
      That might be a little to cynical for this situation. Nintendo has made some prett good mobile games in the past, it just seems this one in particular went full scum.
      And Nintendo wouldn't disrespect Iwata the same way Viacom did to Hillenberg.

  • @JakePetrolhead
    @JakePetrolhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

    Alright Nintendo, let's see who you really are.
    *Removes mask*
    Old Man EA?!
    "I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids"

    • @obba40
      @obba40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes because their console games have microtransactions right. No they dont genius. Its a free to play mobile game lol.

    • @seanboglio3605
      @seanboglio3605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@obba40 are you mad you blind fanboy??
      Can't you understand his joke as a whole?

    • @_unreel
      @_unreel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Isn't that a parody of a line from Big Hero 6?

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@_unreel
      Have you seriously never heard of Scooby Doo?
      I thought it was an unspoken law that everyone is familiar with it to some degree.

    • @evropakhan1137
      @evropakhan1137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@obba40 🤡

  • @bringme1kscrubscribers10
    @bringme1kscrubscribers10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    This is probably the biggest game in highs schools right now and I hate it because people actually think that they are playing real people

    • @Oshins16
      @Oshins16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      give me 1000 subscribers with no videos wait till they all get there asses beat by real chinese people lol

    • @PokeBlox21
      @PokeBlox21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My high school knows theyre bots but I admit I have fun comparing scores and characters and all that stuff with my friends

    • @Oshins16
      @Oshins16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PokéBlox yeah, and the bots can *sometimes* be cool and fun to play against

    • @PokeBlox21
      @PokeBlox21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah. At least for me, playing against them in 150cc can be surprisingly tough. Earlier today I threw a red shell at one and it literally BUMPED TOWARDS THE WALL like mario kart pros do to avoid a red shell. I was very surprised at that.

    • @karsonmorris2001
      @karsonmorris2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol same in my highschool

  • @rickydargence5948
    @rickydargence5948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    10 Years Ago or so: "Wow, this Infinity Blade game for the phone is pretty good, maybe in the future these games will turn out to be incredible"
    Today: Gachashit everywhere.

    • @BahhBahhBrownSheep
      @BahhBahhBrownSheep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh I miss playing that series, it really showed the potential of this market but nothing's done as well since.

    • @polkarfield
      @polkarfield 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is infinity blade still on the app store?

    • @im2slick4you
      @im2slick4you 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Infinity blade was the shit. I couldn’t believe how good the game was. I don’t think I’ve played a better mobile game since.

    • @Miixle
      @Miixle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ricky Dargence too bad epic removed it from App Store

    • @drmedborn
      @drmedborn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      there are many diamonds in that pile of shit though. Just have to find them.

  • @maks_____
    @maks_____ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    You have a 1% chance of pulling Mario.
    ONE PERCENT.
    FOR THE TITULAR CHARACTER.
    Nintendo, what the heck are you doing?

    • @Jack_lee75
      @Jack_lee75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      AND LUIGI ISNT EVEN IN THE GAME

    • @GameAW1
      @GameAW1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Jack_lee75 Wait, he's not? I was in the beta and had him. Did Luigi get outright REMOVED from the final game!?

    • @internettraveler8666
      @internettraveler8666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Jack_lee75 what about waluigi

    • @jigglypuff452
      @jigglypuff452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They’ll probably add Luigi in updates.

    • @rubenn.5389
      @rubenn.5389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Maks Thats weird, Mario was one of the first characters I unlocked, guess I was lucky?

  • @Evan-ultef4
    @Evan-ultef4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    so nintendo really added a bot named “CoolGuy69” huh. some timeline we live in

    • @nikito688
      @nikito688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nice

    • @user-fi3or2ee7k
      @user-fi3or2ee7k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nikito6 S no it’s *C O O L*
      Guy69

    • @OneAndOnlyDanky
      @OneAndOnlyDanky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ultef4 Nicetendo

    • @CosmicToad5000
      @CosmicToad5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I think it might use the license card names you have to create to play the game. Seems weird that you need a Nintendo account to even play the game, so i’m guessing its so they have a pool of names to give the cpus.

    • @gamerplayer8882
      @gamerplayer8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It just uses names of other nintendo account ID's.

  • @cking4869
    @cking4869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Everyone in my school is already playing this game. I have heard one person call it “The best Mario kart.” Over simplicity in casual gaming is now king, apparently.
    Edit: I also overheard people talking about doing a race with the entire class. They have no idea they are racing bots. As you said, super sketchy.

    • @donaldmacisaac8479
      @donaldmacisaac8479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      CKing how old are the kids at your school? They sound 7.

    • @cking4869
      @cking4869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Bird Brain
      I wish, but no. High school. This is our future. I believe it was junior year when I made this comment.

    • @garfieldandfriends1
      @garfieldandfriends1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well they can do it now with multiplayer introduction. (yes, the real multiplayer feature is here already)

    • @perttutunkkari3275
      @perttutunkkari3275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Mario kart tour "best Mario kart"
      What are those monsters

    • @cking4869
      @cking4869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bird Brain
      Well, we’re all stuck in quarantine now, so that worked out

  • @NotSoGenesiz
    @NotSoGenesiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    We had to wait almost 3 years for a new mario kart game
    *and we get this*

    • @blankname3816
      @blankname3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I really, REALLY hope this isnt a substitute for an actual new mario kart game this generation (8 deluxe doesnt count as a new game)

    • @skittlescopes4832
      @skittlescopes4832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stfu it’s a free game and I’ve had so much fun with it so far and multiplayer hasn’t even come out yet. Don’t complain about a free game, it makes u seem like a righteous asshole

    • @notepad8879
      @notepad8879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Skittle Scopes Anyone can criticise a free game, have you seen how the internet’s been treating Fortnite these past few months? It’s a free game, and yet, people still talk about how bad it is.

    • @wozthescott2804
      @wozthescott2804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Skittle Scopes you stfu bitch

    • @breezy5013
      @breezy5013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bitch we been waiting 6 years. I'm so tired of mario kart 8

  • @NamelessGamer29
    @NamelessGamer29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    Fire Emblem Heroes was more free to play friendly at launch than this.

    • @sanaki_gamer2026
      @sanaki_gamer2026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Incredibly still is the most F2P friendly to this day, even with all the Aether Raids stuff and Arena.

    • @sulemiofan34
      @sulemiofan34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@sanaki_gamer2026 ironic. People rag on how FEH is getting worse and all that with being P2P but it still is the most F2P friendly Nintendo mobile game so far, from beginning to now. Makes me wonder how much control DeNA actually has over these mobile games.

    • @gryffehondor4236
      @gryffehondor4236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sanaki_gamer2026 Try Sdorica, this is a very F2P friendly RPG !

    • @cynicalsylveon
      @cynicalsylveon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@sanaki_gamer2026 Cygames has been GENEROUS with gifts in Dragalia for the entire year it's been out but yeah

    • @sanaki_gamer2026
      @sanaki_gamer2026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cynicalsylveon I was thinking about Dragalia Lost but I don't play because my phone not support it, so I not talked about fearing wrong information ~

  • @Big-boned_Pikachu
    @Big-boned_Pikachu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    This is exactly what I feared when Nintendo said they were going to release mobile games

    • @Crystalitar
      @Crystalitar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah but the past others have been quite decent and good! This is the worst one yet

    • @commendedzuez0944
      @commendedzuez0944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They had too, Super Mario run flopped because no one was paying the one time fee.

    • @Parappadarappa2
      @Parappadarappa2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      commendedzuez09 I actually liked Mario run it was actually a fun game and I actually paid for it

    • @dirtydirtsgt4751
      @dirtydirtsgt4751 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@commendedzuez0944 I did

    • @philippedeacirino8782
      @philippedeacirino8782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As long as this does not bleed into the console market, I'm game... Super Mario Run tried to be a traditional "pay once play forever" and it bombed hard, the mobile market works with this horrible practice, and does not work with Nintendo's normal practice... If it makes them money to give us good games for less on the Switch or whatever comes after it, I'm all for it

  • @christopherzhuo391
    @christopherzhuo391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Why is Luigi on the title screen but not playable?

    • @qmobruh2764
      @qmobruh2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that is so true

    • @kingstonmrse4154
      @kingstonmrse4154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Christopher Zhuo it’s a mobile game that has tons of updates coming bruh. Obviously Luigi is coming

    • @reversalmushroom
      @reversalmushroom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @A numba 9 large Extra dip Technical limitations have nothing to do with a character being shown in the game but not playable.

    • @blackmagician7645
      @blackmagician7645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Luigi seems to be the only Mario cast with standards.

    • @M4TTYN
      @M4TTYN 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      welp

  • @Matthewv1998
    @Matthewv1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Yeah i remember the day this came out i was in the cafeteria of my college, running the clock down for me to go to class. I had my switch and i cracked mario kart 8 out, next to me were what i could only assume was a couple, they were both playing tour. I just remember being glanced over to time to time, then back to their phone, i could just feel the realization set in going “yeah, this isnt geat” from them.

  • @Number_27
    @Number_27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    No Luigi...
    No Wario...
    No Waluigi...
    But there is Metal Mario, Musician Mario, Baby Daisy, and Peachette! Everybody's favorite characters!

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pinkgoldpeach?

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Where is Lubba, Thwomp, and Rawk Hawk?
      What are they even doing?

    • @pawrie
      @pawrie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean Pink Gold Bowsette?

    • @LckeStudios
      @LckeStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WHEN 👏 ARE 👏 THEY 👏 GOING 👏 TO 👏 ADD 👏 GENO 👏 TO 👏 MARIO 👏 KART 👏 TOUR 👏👏👏

    • @memerio1458
      @memerio1458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Number 27 I actually unironically enjoy Peachette.

  • @dibby4316
    @dibby4316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Remember when the Mario Kart 8 DLC was only $12 for 16 courses and new characters with new and revamped music played by live musicians and 200cc was a free update

  • @BandaiNamco2005
    @BandaiNamco2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    This is EA version of Mario Kart...

  • @TheHaloHedgehog
    @TheHaloHedgehog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Fire Emblem fans: "First time?"

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Heroes isn't even in the same ball park by comparison. At least it doesn't have this gold pass shit.

    • @thepolarcool1
      @thepolarcool1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I never need to play that shit again now that I have Three Houses

    • @joepat1279
      @joepat1279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Actually, compared to this game it's like a godsend. The only time you would ever really need to buy orbs is if you wanted a limited character which you don't need, although it is pretty bad that you could get super unlucky and unlock nothing, but that's still far better than paying 60$ a year for mkt (that's more money than NSO for NINE people.)

    • @jacobg8640
      @jacobg8640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FE Heroes is probably the only mobile game I play. It's pretty easy to ignore the whales on PVP or just casually play and still earn adequate rewards. I've never felt like I need to spend money and the game is very easy to play when you want to while not pressuring you to play when you don't.

    • @BobTheArchmage
      @BobTheArchmage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Coming back to this comment after the recent FEH Pass announcement. Nintendo...what happened to you man?

  • @PownicMania5000
    @PownicMania5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    I love to pay $20 for Mario when I can get a DS game of the words "Mario Kart" for the same price!

    • @MindinViolet
      @MindinViolet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      This looks greedy and rubbish. I think I might dust off my copy of Mario Kart DS. Now THAT was a good game.

    • @yaelm631
      @yaelm631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Android emulators are the way to go.
      I would have payed for a mk8 on android with gamepad support

    • @IoannisChatzikyriakos
      @IoannisChatzikyriakos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yeah

    • @spencers5898
      @spencers5898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      MindinViolet MarioKart DS was the series' peak. Whimsical enough to feel like a Mario title but sensible enough to keep the focus on driving. I feel like modern MarioKart courses are designed more around stunts and spectacle rather than, you know, actual racing.
      And yeah, a used copy of MK DS is $20 from GameStop. Much better use of that money.

    • @padacuw4722
      @padacuw4722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Spencer S Ds was good but wii was better in my opinion. Great feeling bikes with brilliant level design coupled with the best roster to date. Plenty of great mods for it to.

  • @SharpEdgeSoda
    @SharpEdgeSoda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Subscriptions cheaper and better valued than Mario Kart Tour:
    $2 a month to support an informative, blue monster game commentator on Patreon.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed

    • @Luciusem
      @Luciusem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I spent like 3 minutes trying to figure out what "blue monster game" you were talking about before I finally understood

    • @amyellawrence6516
      @amyellawrence6516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shishio Makoto what is that I can’t find what you’re talking about

  • @cabbage164
    @cabbage164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    You have a chance to get Mario.
    Let that settle in for a second.

    • @franky_saint
      @franky_saint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mario's not even that big of a deal to obtain antway.

    • @BestiaIustitia
      @BestiaIustitia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FrankySaint the point is it’s ridiculous that you aren’t guaranteed to play as MARIO in MARIOKART

    • @davinchristino
      @davinchristino 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@franky_saint No, he only has a 1% chance of him appearing in a pipe. I had to play for a year just to get Mario lol

  • @PlaystationSimmer
    @PlaystationSimmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Watching this months later. I'm extremely annoyed that this crappy mobile game is getting new characters and costumes while MK8 Deluxe is getting nothing

    • @just1randomguy658
      @just1randomguy658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hope we get a REAL Mario Kart game again soon.

    • @Yusufyusuf-hl1rq
      @Yusufyusuf-hl1rq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We did mario kart live

    • @evanrichardson4744
      @evanrichardson4744 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@just1randomguy658 Mario kart 9 got leaked

    • @rosyhvideo2587
      @rosyhvideo2587 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really, mario kart 9 got leaked?!

    • @jeremyzapsmash
      @jeremyzapsmash 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evanrichardson4744 fr? (for real?)

  • @Protendo
    @Protendo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    If you want to have it yearly, this game’s premium will cost you *3x* the amount of Switch Online. Take that in.

    • @BubblesZap
      @BubblesZap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That would also be the same price, now actually cheaper than Mario Kart 8 deluxe

    • @sayvionwashington1939
      @sayvionwashington1939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Wow! My ability to want this game that didn't exist just went to impossibly low levels.

    • @Nolan1333
      @Nolan1333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah don't buy the gold pass isn't worth it at all

    • @capngeeoff
      @capngeeoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      after a year with the gold pass, MK Tour is more expensive than MK8 Deluxe

    • @KidAL0
      @KidAL0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I already took that in when it was implied in the video but thank you for regurgitating it

  • @lacosta0892
    @lacosta0892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    *intro*
    Next second: arlo grunting
    Yep, he didn’t like the game

  • @Scorch1510
    @Scorch1510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    At a time where every phone can emulate Mario Kart: Super Circuit for the GBA, this just feels unnecessary.

    • @t00nedd00d
      @t00nedd00d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Super circuit is so much better than tour

    • @id-f8679
      @id-f8679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude you can emulate Super Mario Kart and Mario Kart 64 on your phone too.

    • @kaylaisnothere4397
      @kaylaisnothere4397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can even emulate Double Dash, Wii, and 7 if you have a higher-end phone.

    • @thatdeadmemer3619
      @thatdeadmemer3619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rather emulate Mario Kart 64

    • @prestonandtom9337
      @prestonandtom9337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't that illegal?

  • @therekkingnub8123
    @therekkingnub8123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Mario Kart: We'll Make Your Money Default Dance out of Your Wallet Edition

  • @slowbrodragon6951
    @slowbrodragon6951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    This is the reason why the game isn't available in Belgium, we have a law against lootboxes

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Mmmaaaannn, you're so lucky!! I wish we had that law in the states 😞😣

    • @nickglennie8628
      @nickglennie8628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      lucky

    • @TsuladanGaming
      @TsuladanGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Bless you, now if only the rest of the world would catch up on that...

    • @timothydarden6133
      @timothydarden6133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I wish Nintendo would've thought twice before putting Mario Kart and loot box in the same sentence.

    • @Jacob_G9
      @Jacob_G9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yay Belgium!

  • @lucasmenchone2826
    @lucasmenchone2826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    The whole situation in a nutshell: "mobile pay to win against bots kart game"

    • @SpoopyKatt
      @SpoopyKatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Multiplayer soon

    • @emc246
      @emc246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I've had no trouble playing without money. I've beaten every available cup, and all but the last 3 have been 5-starred.

    • @SpoopyKatt
      @SpoopyKatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emc246 awesome!!!!

    • @chrislopez5301
      @chrislopez5301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EM11212 say that in the higher cc’s lmao u aint winning shit

    • @emc246
      @emc246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chrislopez5301 I've been playing on 150 since the shell cup. The speed only changes your placement score.

  • @dancoolgamer
    @dancoolgamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The shittiest thing about this game is that nintendo got free to play right with Super Kirby Clash just a few weeks ago

    • @joepat1279
      @joepat1279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ikr SKC is amazing, in fact it even discourages you from spending money, because it makes the battles TOO easy. The only need to buy is to get to 100%

    • @skeletonskeleton9010
      @skeletonskeleton9010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kirby clash released years ago on the 3Ds

    • @koikoimeep4842
      @koikoimeep4842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chained Kong Super Kirby Clash didn’t. It was a remake on the switch.

  • @modernkiwi6447
    @modernkiwi6447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Coming back to this video, it sucks how the general gaming public passed this game by (for good reason) but never looked back on it. Because I feel like it’s changed a lot for the better since it’s initial release for the better

  • @FloatingSunfish
    @FloatingSunfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1177

    I imagine Mr. Iwata would *_not_* be happy with this.

    • @commendedzuez0944
      @commendedzuez0944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Yea, he didn't want mobile games.

    • @sonickhable
      @sonickhable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@commendedzuez0944 he helped make miitomo and planned Mario run...

    • @dplocksmith91
      @dplocksmith91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I imagine Miyamoto is not happy about this either. But this was probably forced on them by the mobile developer. Mobile devs are scum who only want to suck you dry of all your money. King is the reason EA, Activision and the rest of the scummy AAA companies are involved in free to play economies in premium games.

    • @King_Luigi
      @King_Luigi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@dplocksmith91 I dunno how much another developer could 'force' Nintendo into something...
      I recall seeing a developer saying that they wanted to do "more monetization" in a game
      but _Nintendo actually held them back._ (It might have been for Fire Emblem mobile.. but I forget.)

    • @submarinewahoo238
      @submarinewahoo238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@King_Luigi Fire Emblem Heroes isn't developed by a mobile dev team; it's developed by the Fire Emblem devs themselves.

  • @autobotstarscream765
    @autobotstarscream765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Characters? Tracks? Lootboxes?
    It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough Rubies.

    • @ahh9015
      @ahh9015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're a man/woman of culture, I see.

    • @rosesera2202
      @rosesera2202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wouldn't think to see you here. I downloaded the game blindly, I was suspicious that I instantly got into a game and that I was getting 1st all the time.
      This game had a lot of potential, but I was really hoping to play online and cool customizations.
      All in all, it's just a cool concept...

    • @SuperZombieBros
      @SuperZombieBros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sorry Link. I don’t GIVE credit. Come back when your a little MMMMMMMMMM Richer!

    • @rosesera2202
      @rosesera2202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SuperZombieBros get good, get rich. Or just borrow your mum's credit card. ;)

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ahh9015 Thank you. ^w^

  • @Dorian_Scott
    @Dorian_Scott ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now that the gacha mechanics have been removed from this game, maybe Arlo should come back to this game.

  • @anomaletix
    @anomaletix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Fire something out of the pipe” sounds very suggestive

    • @supernintendo182
      @supernintendo182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Hey baby, wanna fire something out of my pipe? ;)"

    • @deepfriedcabbage4357
      @deepfriedcabbage4357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everything does when you reach age 12...

  • @edog9404
    @edog9404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Yeah, this was definetly a game for the non-nintendo fans who don’t want to pay for a switch. For real just drawing people in... or out.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      As opposed to something like Fire Emblem Heroes, which instead of satisfying the craving for FE without getting s Switch as Ninty wants, introduces new players to the series and gives them the craving that the Switch is there to fulfill.
      That's how it's done, people.

    • @lukethewatermelon
      @lukethewatermelon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a switch but Im holding money for BOTW so I can't play Mario Kart so this is my only hope XD

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Retendo It seems from the way that Nintendo generally handles both mobile games and the Switch that they don't want to make phones "the new Game Boys" and have the Switch be their home console competing with the PS4 and XBone, they want the Switch to be both their new Game Boy first and their new Wii second, and the mobile gaming space is something they participate in reluctantly and which they reserve for things way too simplistic to be full retail releases that would previously have been on the eShop, with the apparent intent of not competing with the Switch as a handheld gaming option, but rather introducing their franchises to non-Switch owners in hopes of hooking them to get them interested in getting a Switch and the $60 full games.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Retendo Hence my unfavorable comparison to Fire Emblem Heroes, which I think is a good example of this method done right; it's my own introduction to FE, and it really does feel like a good introduction to the franchise that teaches the basics for free and is a decent and actually fun game on its own merits that makes me interested in getting more by getting the deeper, more generally difficult main games.

    • @zukio6088
      @zukio6088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or people who can't afford a console like me. It sucks but you gotta adapt sometimes

  • @SpookerstheSpoo
    @SpookerstheSpoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Nintendo: Creates a fun and innovate console that you can take anywhere.
    Also Nintendo:

    • @Max-vz5le
      @Max-vz5le 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nintendo: Have been making amazing games and consoles since 1983 that've changed the gaming world for the good.
      Also Nintendo:

    • @hawley5240
      @hawley5240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How about the others who cannot buy the switch?

    • @SamWiseTheGreat
      @SamWiseTheGreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@hawley5240 For the people that can't afford the Switch, mobile gaming isn't the substitute yo're looking for, lol. It's really not. Nothing in this life is free. And that's certainly amplified by how dirty pay to win can be. The switch lite is probably as good you'll get and still manage to keep up.
      Mobile games are a constant awful loop between people playing because it's free and developers, while saying it's free, still need to be payed for their work. It's a business model that just cannot be sustained. But that's what "Whales" are there for. It's for them, basically.

    • @hawley5240
      @hawley5240 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ced von Lewyn i can't buy a switch or other consoles because its very expensive here in the Philippines.

    • @captainpep3
      @captainpep3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sam N there are good mobile games, like geometry dash for example. It costs a couple dollars up front but there are no in-app purchases and there is a lot to it

  • @Monkey_Cheese6969
    @Monkey_Cheese6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I once raced bots called COVID-19 and THICCDADDY

    • @thedoggamer16
      @thedoggamer16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I once raced a bot called deadmario

  • @tablettablet3028
    @tablettablet3028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hang on, so they make you have to pay for almost EVERYTHING?
    That's EA's job!

  • @fulez9778
    @fulez9778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Someone already spent $200 dollars and didn't get many characters.

    • @matthewrutter5278
      @matthewrutter5278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Sounds like has too much money or not enough hobbies lol

    • @AeirEclipseHayastin
      @AeirEclipseHayastin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This is what happens when you can only get one non-banner SSR per 100 batch.

    • @flaregamer64
      @flaregamer64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      You could buy Nintendo Switch Online, Mario Kart 8, Smash Ultimate and all it's DLC and still have spare money.

    • @Hero_of_Storms
      @Hero_of_Storms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      You could literally buy a Switch Lite with that money

    • @F-xcry
      @F-xcry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’ve got peachette, Pauline, donkey kong, diddy kong and bowser and I haven’t spent a single penny. I’m not sure why people are complaining

  • @TYFitz531
    @TYFitz531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Is no one bothered Luigi isn’t in the game yet even though he’s in the loading screen?

    • @JoyKirbs
      @JoyKirbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was incredibly disappointed. He’s the best Mario character imo, and has been in every game until now. He’ll probably be in the next tour or something.

    • @elijahmuller5041
      @elijahmuller5041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and Rosalina is in the slipstream bonus but not a character

    • @thenintendnub64
      @thenintendnub64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was SO UPSET when I heard that. I even UNINSTALLED THE GAME because in Mario Kart, my go-to character is Luigi. Heck, the have FOUR DIFFERENT MARIOS, DRY BOWSER, PAULINE (who, by the way, I am kinda happy to see), and even the FUSION OF PEACH AND TOADETTE (arguably the two worst characters in Mario, not gonna lie) and not LUIGI!

    • @Anthony-qx9od
      @Anthony-qx9od 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Josh Kirbs he was in the beta, he’ll be in an upcoming tour

    • @ceiling_real
      @ceiling_real 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Anthony-qx9od but because he WAS in the beta,along with the Luigi's mansion track, that means nintendo SCRAPPED LUIGI, most likely for a new cup/tour

  • @LuigianoMariano
    @LuigianoMariano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "This Game is Free to Play"
    *Uses Lens of Truth*
    "This Game is a Nickel-and-Dime Scam"

    • @charKT-7461
      @charKT-7461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every mobile-game in a nutshell essenitally.

  • @skalesiege
    @skalesiege 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Me: Mom can we get Mario Kart 8 deluxe
    Mom: No sweetie we have Mario Kart 8 deluxe at home
    *Mario Kart 8 deluxe at home...

  • @worthplayingfor2197
    @worthplayingfor2197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I'm shocked they didn't just put the gold pass thing behind Nintendo Switch Online

    • @allenelijah7063
      @allenelijah7063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nintendo did it because they would get more money doing it the way they did it.....
      I never thought the day would come where I would have to say that about a Nintendo game....

    • @worthplayingfor2197
      @worthplayingfor2197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats true. Better yet I think maybe they should charge 20 dollars a year for it, (3 a month) OR let u get it for free, or at least heavily discounted ($1/month) with Nintendo Switch Online.

    • @davidchidester5463
      @davidchidester5463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That would make too much sense though. Can't have that.

    • @OneAndOnlyDanky
      @OneAndOnlyDanky 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordan Maze Yeah but that means they can't make as much money

    • @eliascovarrubias2405
      @eliascovarrubias2405 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But what if there’s casual who doesn’t have a switch wants gold pass

  • @CDCaptainFalcon
    @CDCaptainFalcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Nintendo when they started making mobile games: "we'll never resort to microtransactions or mobile game models"
    Nintendo now: "we've GOT to have... moneeyyyyyyy"

    • @Cosplaythief
      @Cosplaythief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well they tried to do it with Super Mario Run and look where that got them. This kind of thinking doesn't work in the mobile game market.
      Free to start pay to continue is the way to go in mobile games. Let's be honest here. No one wants to pay 1 fee for a game on your phone, that's just stupid.

    • @garedbi
      @garedbi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Cosplaythief there is always a way to monetize a game and this is NOT the way to do it

    • @M4TTYN
      @M4TTYN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@garedbi nintendo don't need to fucking do it they make a shit ton already wtf

    • @CrystalGreymon
      @CrystalGreymon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That looks more like:
      Nintendo with Iwata
      Nintendo without Iwata

    • @democracydignityhumanrights
      @democracydignityhumanrights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cosplaythief i would rather them do ads instead of this shit. I wouldn’t mind watching an ad before every cup as long as the game was free and didn’t do the loot box shit. But that’s besides the point, the actual mechanics of playing the game itself aren’t that great.

  • @notsarah1231
    @notsarah1231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I remember recently I wanted to get swimwear Rosalina and I used any rubies to try to get it and I didn’t. I wish there was a different way to unlock characters.

    • @BaboDex
      @BaboDex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, the odds suck, I tried to get Builder Mario and after lots of pulls to 45/100, I only got the Glider, no Builder Mario at all.

  • @solitonmedic
    @solitonmedic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Wow, this really makes Heroes look good.
    And thats saying something.

    • @nothingatall7843
      @nothingatall7843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oufff honestly feh has fallen hard

    • @starmanDNF
      @starmanDNF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's saying a LOT. FEH is dogshit.

    • @lion8079k
      @lion8079k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like feh...i havent spent a dime there

  • @nicksterwixter
    @nicksterwixter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I would straight up just pay $20 for this if there was no micro transactions and it was just regular Mario Kart for my phone

    • @akio0191
      @akio0191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Most people wouldn't. Case in point super mario run

    • @leoshteynberg3013
      @leoshteynberg3013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Akio01 Mario run is dumbed down Mario. Not actual Mario.

    • @theinsfrijonds
      @theinsfrijonds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With competent multiplayer

    • @GamingWithNikolas
      @GamingWithNikolas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@akio0191 Mario run has millions of downloads. I considered that a success.

    • @TonyJenn
      @TonyJenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GamingWithNikolas it wasn't a monetary success.

  • @realham371
    @realham371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    I think it’s hilarious that a randomly generated name on mine was Thotsweeper
    Edit: holy crap this comment gained more traction than any karts I’ve gotten today-glad to see we’re all in the same boat 😅😂

    • @marksaile6419
      @marksaile6419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Hey I think i found you in my first race!

    • @cptchuff2741
      @cptchuff2741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I got that 2 lol

    • @pkred21
      @pkred21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol I got that too

    • @AvertAT
      @AvertAT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I WAS JUST GONNA COMMENT THAT

    • @That_Guy3604
      @That_Guy3604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I think they just take the names of random players

  • @lssproductions3180
    @lssproductions3180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm not getting Mario Kart Tour. I don't see anything unique enough, and I already have Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

  • @charliebuboltz8708
    @charliebuboltz8708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m torn because I see this and I say to myself “Man they really screwed up and this isn’t the Nintendo I know and love. I’m gonna stop playing this right now” but then everyone in my school is playing it and I kinda feel left out with not playing it.

    • @ilikeceral3
      @ilikeceral3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Find your other niche.

    • @joepat1279
      @joepat1279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That sucks man, please dont get pressured into installing it though. Try and see if they would play literally anything else, or brag about your actual mario kart (mario kart 8 deluxe, mario kart double dash, etc.)

    • @redpup6931
      @redpup6931 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's sad, lots of people don't know the bots are bots

  • @WoollyMittens
    @WoollyMittens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Microtransactions have poisoned the entirety of mobile gaming.

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Flappy Bird and 2048 plz save me!

    • @redheat465
      @redheat465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@gunsmokeblues I'd pay 20€ for a good mobile game, but like there aren't any

    • @redheat465
      @redheat465 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gunsmokeblues Recommend some then, please. Only good I found was Game Dev Tycoon and stuff like Final Fantasy.

    • @slenderfoxx3797
      @slenderfoxx3797 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maurice van Creij they are mobile gaming basically LOL

    • @oldoutlet6946
      @oldoutlet6946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's an actual "free-to-play" mobile game where you have to pay over $60.00 to obtain a new skin for a racer and motor bike. You can buy a real game with that money!

  • @stefan-uj2ms
    @stefan-uj2ms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    arlo this is a great video but i gotta say, i don’t think one of my opponents “bigfatjew” was a generated name.

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      What he said that it might be taking names from registered players and assigning them to bots.
      That's really stupid, but it makes sense.

    • @fuyuseetaa
      @fuyuseetaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I read a comment from someone online claiming to have seen a racer named "ThotSweeper"... yep

    • @jacobphillipps
      @jacobphillipps 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fuyuseetaa I saw that too!

    • @BunBunBlair
      @BunBunBlair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You forgot to add "hee-ho!" to the end of your comment

    • @megasora4
      @megasora4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      since it requires a Nintendo account to even play, i would not put it past the devs to have it randomly select account names so the players think their playing real people. its a way to immerse the player without telling them "hey, their bots" paladins used to use a feature like this, not sure if they still do.

  • @DavidGames1011
    @DavidGames1011 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3 years later and this aged well lol

  • @guyontheinternet3232
    @guyontheinternet3232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Nintendo: So how much paid content do you want?
    EA: Yes

  • @janrupertalfeche8959
    @janrupertalfeche8959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Yeah.... I think I'll just avoid games like this. I'll stick to Nintendo's actual console games.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Which is exactly what they want.
      Everyone wins! :3

    • @Akane1313
      @Akane1313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sounds about right. Those are the good games and the Switch is already mobile.

    • @linkvos8151
      @linkvos8151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      An actual game costs $59,99 and that’s also the price of the mobile kart game a year (gold pass) wtf lol. Should I buy Xenoblade Chronicles Defenitive Edition? I’ve never played Xenoblade before

    • @tannerbrodt8419
      @tannerbrodt8419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Linkvos
      Weird place to ask. Just ask yourself if it looks like fun. If yes, then go for it. You don’t need us to tell you.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@linkvos8151 Surprised you're asking about getting XCDE instead of Tour rather than MK8 DX instead of Tour, but hey, XCDE looks cool. :1

  • @plushbabyyoda1787
    @plushbabyyoda1787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    EA and Activision/2K: "Welcome, Nintendo, we've been waiting a very long time. Let us lead you to your throne."

  • @shehateschadi
    @shehateschadi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You are actually able to steer and drift with the "simple controls" if you steer a little bit it just steers normally but if you go all the way to the edge you drift.

  • @blackmagician7645
    @blackmagician7645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Yeah- I'm fimaliar with the finding out your playing bots instead of other players disillusioned reveal too. When I use to play Injustice 2 on mobile I started catching on that I could pause the game and minutes later still resume the fight with the suppose player I was matched against. So-...😕....😔

  • @-Jarvis-
    @-Jarvis- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Everyone at my high school was playing this lmao

    • @clownman7969
      @clownman7969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Same. I even downloaded it to see what all the hype was. How disappointing...

    • @LucasDanielCab5
      @LucasDanielCab5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dylan Jarvie I had the same thing. Some Fortnite kid that said he hated Nintendo even downloaded this game.

    • @MightyMobileMatt
      @MightyMobileMatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My school seems crazy about this too.
      This popularity might be turning into the next Pokemon GO.

    • @pablojams5152
      @pablojams5152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matt Modzelesky no way it will lol Pokémon has way more fans globally than Mario or Mario kart

    • @Thatsme_achu
      @Thatsme_achu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol Same

  • @tomross4599
    @tomross4599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The skill in this game is about creating series of drifts, coins, jumps etc. in order to get point multipliers. That’s how you get to 5 stars. I kinda enjoyed it.

  • @firestarter6488
    @firestarter6488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way you describe the turning makes it sound like you're driving a boat that has the gas throttle always up.

  • @Domfootstitch
    @Domfootstitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Finally, nintendo has built a skinner box. That you have to put a quarter into to pull. Good god.

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Wow, Arlo, it sure was nice of you to *_PAY_* this game a visit.

    • @user-jl7cz2pe6d
      @user-jl7cz2pe6d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You're making jokes? That's seriously a Arlow blow.

    • @TripleJump
      @TripleJump 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joke doesn't make sense because the game is free. Its literally the cheapest Mario Kart in existence.

    • @pluckedpikmin5595
      @pluckedpikmin5595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TripleJump But it’s a “Pay to play” game

    • @XenoJace
      @XenoJace 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice likes

    • @chrispo7610
      @chrispo7610 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Robin pay to play*

  • @peterjack1.0
    @peterjack1.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This game is a mobile port of Mario Kart 7 all the retro tracks except Yoshi Circuit are lifted from it

  • @jamman_rl9604
    @jamman_rl9604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It feels like every mobile app game has a gold pass. I love the video keep up the good work.

  • @megasean3000
    @megasean3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As long as Nintendo keep their microtransactions in mobile games and out of their console games, I’m happy.

    • @flameshana9
      @flameshana9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody will be safe from them in a few year's time. They're dead set on running gaming into the ground.

  • @BlackPopeye44
    @BlackPopeye44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    2:00 those Toads and Yoshis on the sidelines moving like they're inflatables

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    _Genius idea, why bother with a Portable Switch when you can play Mario Kart "anywhere you go on a Smartphone."_

    • @TSPH1992
      @TSPH1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Don't you guys have smartphones?

    • @jocloud31
      @jocloud31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I carry my phone with me literally everywhere I go. I take my switch places where I know I'll be sitting around doing nothing for an hour or two. A good mobile Mario Kart would be my number 1 time killer, but this is not a good Mario Kart

    • @cyclownus3658
      @cyclownus3658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      (Cough) DS (cough)

  • @keeb7963
    @keeb7963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you realise that Tour is just MK7 in 720p, with a few new tracks and characters, with bad mechanics and microstransactions:

    • @kastov74u
      @kastov74u 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A few new characters? Yeah right there is literally a Metal Baby Mario

  • @AwesomeJCR
    @AwesomeJCR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:15 Actually, that's technically what simple mode is. Basically when you turn long enough it turns into a drift and you can let go to get a drift boost. Just thought I'd let ya know.

  • @dushiemcbag
    @dushiemcbag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I think you summed it up "Its not fun...."
    -Arlo 2019.

    • @davidjasinski334
      @davidjasinski334 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wade Oyston _If it's not fun, why bother?_

  • @coolguyblake_
    @coolguyblake_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    4:11 the heck I played with someone called ThotSlayer

    • @kaja3780
      @kaja3780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too

    • @justwoomy
      @justwoomy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Blake Huizinga because they choose names of actual real life players

    • @th0tsl4y3r4
      @th0tsl4y3r4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You rang?

    • @trevormeikle968
      @trevormeikle968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I race against a bot with the name "d1ckhead" once.

    • @lilcloutvevo
      @lilcloutvevo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold on me too

  • @RobertBeckk
    @RobertBeckk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love the idea of playing mario kart on my phone. I dont love this.

  • @paraplonk7269
    @paraplonk7269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can forgive the microtransactions and lootcrates in this game because it's a free-to-play app game. It's expected.
    I also view this app game to be *fine* because there aren't any annoying ads that pop up. Imagine, after every single race you finish, you get an ad. That's annoying as heck. So there's a lot in this game I can actually forgive.
    I never go into any app games with any kind of expectations so I guess that's prolly why I'm so okay with this. To me, this isn't a big, new Mario Kart. This is, like all app games, only a time killer.

  • @slashinswingin4369
    @slashinswingin4369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Me: Wow, I'm doing really well by almost always making first.
    Me, who doesn't do multiplayer mobile games: You mean I'm *not* racing real people?

    • @patriciarickenleroux463
      @patriciarickenleroux463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      my reaction exactly, i just thought i was good

    • @CrazymarioO-cf9yf
      @CrazymarioO-cf9yf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Patricia Ricken Leroux It says online coming soon

    • @appletherapy3492
      @appletherapy3492 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      CrazyMario 20389 True

    • @MyBebopBlues
      @MyBebopBlues 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      John Piland I played earlier today against a bot called “thotslayer” and it hit me right before the finish line and got 1st. I was confused because I didn’t think Nintendo would even have these kinda names generated and thought it was a legit person

    • @slashinswingin4369
      @slashinswingin4369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MyBebopBlues shows how smart they truly are

  • @SuperZombieBros
    @SuperZombieBros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    It’s been 5 and a half years since the last original Mario Kart game. This is what we get. Bravo Nintendo.

  • @TooLameToDie
    @TooLameToDie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love Nintendo and when they pull scummy crud like this it stings, ya know?

  • @Menacetosociety05
    @Menacetosociety05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why would Nintendo think that a “pay to win” aspect on a Mario Kart mobile game is a good idea? Also, what was everyone’s first character you got in the game? Mine was Toad.

    • @kastov74u
      @kastov74u 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine was too I think

  • @stendersenhendersen6862
    @stendersenhendersen6862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    They should’ve just allowed you to tap the left and right sides to turn and swipe to drift

    • @thexinventor47
      @thexinventor47 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe swipe once to turn and twice to drift
      Maybe swipe and hold to drift
      Heck, maybe tilting your phone to turn and holding to drift would work better

    • @Nitro_Rock
      @Nitro_Rock 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thexinventor47 You can do that though, but as far as I know, it's the only way to do both.

    • @luciowins9946
      @luciowins9946 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you use gyro controls then you can just tilt to align.

    • @ADTR202
      @ADTR202 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a good idea imo. I'm struggling to find an issue other than the fact that tapping the screen is how you use items. but they could just make using items swiping up or down (kind of like you already do to send a projectile forwards or backwards.)

    • @shifanahmed4417
      @shifanahmed4417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hold left or right: turn left or right
      Swipe and hold left or right: drift left or right
      Boom. Just fixed Mario Kart

  • @oak3684
    @oak3684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I seriously thought I was racing real players the first time I played this and got 1st place on the very first race. What a hollow victory...🤣
    Anyway, that might just be the purpose of this game, making people want to play the real Mario Kart on the Switch!

    • @galacticfire9727
      @galacticfire9727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nirat Wootipoom
      Not even necessarily on switch. Even the older Mario Karts are much better than this

    • @antihypocrite510
      @antihypocrite510 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nirat Wootipoom well the didn’t day you were playing real players there is a multiplayer button in the main menu that says coming soon

    • @oak3684
      @oak3684 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@antihypocrite510
      I honestly didn't bother to check anything and just tapped through everything just to get started on the game, so I didn't notice. LOL

    • @cusumike_11
      @cusumike_11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought the same until this video 😂 it feels kind of eerie now...

    • @oak3684
      @oak3684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@cusumike_11
      It sure does, especially when they gave the bots all sorts of names from Japanese, English, Chinese, Korea to meme-ish ones just to make it feel more "real".
      Once I've found out they're just bots, then I started to notice duplicated names in some races, too. LOL

  • @kamith3984
    @kamith3984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That mario kart at home joke was pretty acurate

  • @panzerschrekt871
    @panzerschrekt871 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your so right, more people need too see this

  • @flameohotman4320
    @flameohotman4320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Don't know why people were expecting so much from a mobile game in a post-microtransaction world

    • @Crystalitar
      @Crystalitar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bc pokemon masters has been allright.
      Bc pocket camp has been allright
      Dragalia lost was allright

    • @commendedzuez0944
      @commendedzuez0944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @David Loisel Super Mario Run flopped so hard compared to microtransaction filled FE Heroes. Mobile Gamers are just casuals who don't wanna pay a one time fee for something fun.

    • @shutup1037
      @shutup1037 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@commendedzuez0944 yes, because most are whale who can afford 1000$ to get those characters, not broke console gamers who only buy 2-3 games per year or want everything in 60$

    • @malicekerendu3574
      @malicekerendu3574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was expecting good gameplay like dragalia lost and depth like fire emblem heroes. Alas

  • @trojanhorsegaming7586
    @trojanhorsegaming7586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "meep-rerp!"
    Arlo, 2019

  • @vance7659
    @vance7659 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Using simple steering allows you to make more precise turns while still allowing drifts. you can also turn off smart steering to make it feel better

  • @luigibro.1592
    @luigibro.1592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Regarding your point about not being able to steer off course, “smart steering” is automatically enabled regardless of what control scheme you are using. I found disabling it to give a major advantage as its the ONLY way to do off course shortcuts.