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  • @DragonsDenGlobal
    @DragonsDenGlobal  3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

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    • @poopie4738
      @poopie4738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ok

    • @Hunter88993
      @Hunter88993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can you please get Rory back on the show please

    • @freelyricstouse
      @freelyricstouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love Rory!!! He’s got the best job in the world❤️🔥😌😍😍💕🌊

    • @ruudvandijck
      @ruudvandijck ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@freelyricstousecfc❤89g bbf❤oklljll😊0😊

    • @fox1973hb
      @fox1973hb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hello Dragons Den ...
      Lightbulb moment footfall we need an indoor market delicatessen... Food hall and well Chairs ! Thank you you in advance ! Net loss Equals ... 20 percent dividend by 5 😊

  • @macman975
    @macman975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26233

    Rory didn't sign up for this. He just wanted to talk about Seaweed. Poor bloke.

    • @joebob914
      @joebob914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +866

      you brits have an amazing sense of humor.

    • @thankfullynonumbers
      @thankfullynonumbers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      Excellent work. For some reason that was hilarious.

    • @mickybo1787
      @mickybo1787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +504

      poor fucker is mortified

    • @MegaYamahar
      @MegaYamahar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂😂😂😂

    • @alexfuller6225
      @alexfuller6225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      I bet Rory hates seaweed now 😂

  • @TheGearsofwar2010
    @TheGearsofwar2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7702

    Peter "what's your net profit?"
    Rory "Net? I use a net. I use a net to catch seaweed. I love seaweed."
    Peter ".........."
    Rory "Sea.Weed."

    • @anyexpat
      @anyexpat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Fish, I am out

    • @ahmedalaskalany9275
      @ahmedalaskalany9275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      50% sea 50% weed

    • @HerbyDigitalTV
      @HerbyDigitalTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      No seaweed, no sales, no profit!

    • @MCFC111
      @MCFC111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol

    • @rem_rem_rem
      @rem_rem_rem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      She get products under but she high

  • @iamfairlylegendary
    @iamfairlylegendary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1927

    No Seaweed, No Sales, No Profit..Thank you very much - Rory 2019

    • @KLloyd146
      @KLloyd146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂

    • @kayblackman1179
      @kayblackman1179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fredbloggs8369
      @fredbloggs8369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lol - It's almost like a thinly veiled threat to Fiona. You better cough up ho or no seaweed, no sales, no profit.

    • @mphoserumola4985
      @mphoserumola4985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @bdina29
      @bdina29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Why did he even say that ? It comes across as a rather negative statement

  • @nickimillennium
    @nickimillennium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1510

    Rory saying "I've got the best job in the world, I get to gather seaweed" with absolutely ZERO irony or sarcasm is the best part of this video.🤣🤣

    • @mr.constitution
      @mr.constitution ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Definitely cringe worthy!

    • @Dragnim
      @Dragnim ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You've been badly advised.

    • @TheRealMorgs41
      @TheRealMorgs41 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was looking for this comment 😅😅

    • @jaycuthbert245
      @jaycuthbert245 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That smug/almost emotional smile on his face afterwards was hilarious yet actually rather sad the poor guy lol

    • @BLMeredith87
      @BLMeredith87 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's like a job interview answer haha, my dream is to gather seaweed!

  • @24magiccarrot
    @24magiccarrot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2441

    Net profit??? We don't use nets to collect seaweed.

  • @redozmasoma
    @redozmasoma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6136

    "What is GROSS PROFIT?"
    Rory: It's disgusting money

  • @start9829
    @start9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7668

    This man really just came in here and told everyone how to catch seaweed

    • @Lol-zj1kl
      @Lol-zj1kl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Bruh

    • @1996MrAwesome
      @1996MrAwesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lmao 😂😂😂😂

    • @LGDx
      @LGDx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Straight saVage

    • @RogerBarraud
      @RogerBarraud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You troll for it...
      So this comments section should obviate the need for those Scottish beaches.

    • @stueymorris
      @stueymorris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      And said it was the best job in the world lol

  • @ParadigmZwei
    @ParadigmZwei ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I do love when people come in with an insane valuation and Peter Jones immediately asks about it, because you can tell from his voice that he knows it's baseless. He's just playing with his food.

    • @wyrmseyeview26
      @wyrmseyeview26 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Peter was so brutal in this one. I guess sometimes he gets bored and decides to wind up a pitcher before eviscerating them.

  • @lockshockandbarrel4758
    @lockshockandbarrel4758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5102

    "I've got the best job in the world. My role is to get seaweed for Fiona."

    • @Theturtleowl
      @Theturtleowl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      Well, he got 300k for his seaweed. He really does have a great job.

    • @DrMattPhillips
      @DrMattPhillips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Isn't that the plot of Shrek?

    • @RogerBarraud
      @RogerBarraud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Just as well he rehearsed that line properly...
      "My job is to get to see Fiona..."
      "Er....."
      :-/

    • @rogerivy2919
      @rogerivy2919 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      im locked n shocked

    • @ThatKiwiDudeTV
      @ThatKiwiDudeTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For 350,000 quid

  • @Gorguruga
    @Gorguruga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3870

    The guy doesn't really have a belly, he's just storing his most prized seaweed safely underneath his shirt.

    • @JJA90
      @JJA90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gorguruga 😂

    • @corygiesbrecht5423
      @corygiesbrecht5423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LOL

    • @mkprocter882
      @mkprocter882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That is some funny shit

    • @CatopiaCatSanctuary
      @CatopiaCatSanctuary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😆😆😆😆 I broke a rib laughing so hard on that comment!

    • @blehxx
      @blehxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

  • @foreverhiddenpabz
    @foreverhiddenpabz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4045

    Rory went home and drank Stella. Then told Fiona what he really thinks of her. After that he immediately got his map out and targeted the best spots for seaweed.

    • @dickhead8775
      @dickhead8775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Drank Stella, then wee'd in the sea.

    • @hulahula3897
      @hulahula3897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I’m dying from laughter bruh

    • @ssanches7003
      @ssanches7003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hahhhaahaha amazing comment. Genuine laughter 🤣🤣🤣

    • @clarencebodicker3299
      @clarencebodicker3299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He looks more like a special brew man

    • @lonemusunga9581
      @lonemusunga9581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @AllegedAllergen
    @AllegedAllergen ปีที่แล้ว +309

    9:27 the wide shot of all the dragons after Rory's exit speech followed by Peter's "...thanks Rory..." sends me everytime

    • @RsAdwaam
      @RsAdwaam ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lmfaoooo I just watched it again after a few months and this is what stuck out to me too, the silence/stare of the dragons followed by peters thanks Rory is so good

  • @metalphobos3632
    @metalphobos3632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5401

    The hair on Rory's nose works like a radar for seaweed. He dips his nose in the water and those little antennae pick up the vibration of the seaweed.

    • @anembersarc
      @anembersarc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      😂😂

    • @hothmanmisane2932
      @hothmanmisane2932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I died laughing

    • @crown8144
      @crown8144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Omg dude I literally choked lol

    • @TheMwillar
      @TheMwillar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I almost reported this comment for choking me to death.

    • @sarah-janefirth1951
      @sarah-janefirth1951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Metal 😂😂

  • @citywitt3202
    @citywitt3202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4875

    To all the people making Rory jokes, he’s the one getting all the money because cost of goods is nearly 75% more than turnover. That guys a genius.

    • @scooby1992
      @scooby1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +521

      and making it from something that occurs naturally and he gets other people to collect . He is no idiot , but played the ' simple man ' routine really well which made him look like a nice guy at the side of Fiona .

    • @citywitt3202
      @citywitt3202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Scooby1 whilst slipping in the line “no seaweed, no sales, no profit... ^*thinks*^ for me”

    • @jamiemoore1989
      @jamiemoore1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      and at the end he says "You've been badly advised" lmaooooo

    • @justanotherhappyhumanist8832
      @justanotherhappyhumanist8832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      He probably told her to reject the offer, so he could keep ripping her off lol.

    • @ArbitratorTemplar
      @ArbitratorTemplar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Are you all sure Rory is the culprit?

  • @CarolineTodd
    @CarolineTodd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2824

    I think she pissed them all off immediately when she said 3% 🤦

    • @Robkojak1234
      @Robkojak1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I don't know why any prospect proposes 3% to the Dragon's 😮🙈🙈🙈🙈

    • @angelstarfire
      @angelstarfire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Exactly I immediately cringed

    • @purpledaisy8769
      @purpledaisy8769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yep

    • @medievalist
      @medievalist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      My jaw dropped when she said 3%. How does anyone not coming into the Den not realise that valuing their company at 3.3 million quid is going to be fatal? Nick Jenkins' shocked look said it all.

    • @sophiewilliams7209
      @sophiewilliams7209 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you think that then Caroline you massive whopper

  • @bobbyjones3351
    @bobbyjones3351 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Rory the man the myth the legend
    They were here to Sea-Kelp with their company

  • @yungnoodlearm
    @yungnoodlearm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2510

    I feel sorry for Rory, he doesnt know about all this business talk, he’s just a poor seaweed hunter!

    • @royalhero4608
      @royalhero4608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I get a strong feeling that's not all he was, especially his comment at the end

    • @yungnoodlearm
      @yungnoodlearm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Mass Debater eat someones shitty toilet paper

    • @yungnoodlearm
      @yungnoodlearm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      SmoothSoulLover i reckon he’s doing her up the butt

    • @royalhero4608
      @royalhero4608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yungnoodlearm I wouldn't argue with that one bahaha

    • @deerheart87
      @deerheart87 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And a negative one at that

  • @iamadamsusername
    @iamadamsusername 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1368

    "My company is worth millions because I say so" - every person who shows up on this show

    • @Justinjohnson32
      @Justinjohnson32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's funny, cause her company is now work approx £70m

    • @spr1ngcactu5
      @spr1ngcactu5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      JJ no it’s just a little over 500k

    • @doktordrift948
      @doktordrift948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      So many financial experts in one little thread! Amazing!

    • @olitomceliet2245
      @olitomceliet2245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its actually 0.

    • @1984Variant
      @1984Variant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Wally-H oof

  • @BenjaminGoose
    @BenjaminGoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4286

    "no seaweed, no sales, no profit"
    Sounds like a good business.

    • @tayomide9356
      @tayomide9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      sounds like a good business NOT lol

    • @gordonirvine726
      @gordonirvine726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @superglen5488
      @superglen5488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      To be fair you can do that for basically any business on earth

    • @star0galaxy655
      @star0galaxy655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@superglen5488 i know

    • @jl4260
      @jl4260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It's so cute how he says that in the pitch of all places. Like yeah it's technically true but you're meant to be selling your idea to them not making them doubt you lmao

  • @Itskilo
    @Itskilo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Rory has hunted some of the most dangerous and elusive seaweed in the world, few men have lived to tell the tales he has

  • @Moist_Plinth
    @Moist_Plinth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9125

    Her face the whole time was like: ツ

    • @misshaya5701
      @misshaya5701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Like a silly little school girl!

    • @stdylxn
      @stdylxn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Serena L it’s called the sociopathic smile. Look it up. Straight sociopath.

    • @listerofsmeg884
      @listerofsmeg884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      She believes 'superfood' means something...

    • @Moist_Plinth
      @Moist_Plinth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Now.You.Don’t 😂

    • @hinathedinoroblox98
      @hinathedinoroblox98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hahahahah

  • @starduster2829
    @starduster2829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3718

    Rory was probably thinking of nothing but seaweed throughout the whole pitch.

  • @TheHumbledon
    @TheHumbledon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3852

    You happy TH-cam? You’ve been recommending me this for 7 weeks

    • @mahnoorm5634
      @mahnoorm5634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      TheHumbleDon this was posted like a week ago

    • @tohm9070
      @tohm9070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yellow Candy hyperbole

    • @Ant26092
      @Ant26092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yellow Candy man got caught out😂😂

    • @the___truth8038
      @the___truth8038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yellow Candy 🤣🤦‍♂️

    • @Lolinmotion
      @Lolinmotion 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a dipshit

  • @johnf4659
    @johnf4659 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    the way Rory tells her she's been badly advised then turns his back on her 🤣

    • @basstrammel1322
      @basstrammel1322 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He deserves money for that one.

    • @mariejames9962
      @mariejames9962 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The way she stares at him

    • @davidquality1903
      @davidquality1903 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ice cold!

    • @issyissy194
      @issyissy194 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@davidquality1903 😆😆 Iceman Rory LMAO

    • @Lancelot_2882
      @Lancelot_2882 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That was a man who was just tricked into a situation and didn’t realize until it was far far too late. I bet he started looking for a different partner to sell seaweed too immediately 😂

  • @ItsNotRealLife
    @ItsNotRealLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1886

    Her:
    "So over to you Rory"
    Rory:
    "I love seaweed.......and her but, mostly seaweed

    • @mlrd6622
      @mlrd6622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ha Ha, You Got Me There :)

    • @_aworldthatspoke950
      @_aworldthatspoke950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stymy ypog

    • @Thelostgoldhunters
      @Thelostgoldhunters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rory's milking her dry

    • @rattusnorvegicus4380
      @rattusnorvegicus4380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Thelostgoldhunters Yeah either that or he must have the most expensive seaweed harvesting system there is....perhaps he uses a chartered cargo seaplane with a net, captained by Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger?

  • @Maximus25N
    @Maximus25N 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3482

    When Debra was born, she looked straight up at her mother and spoke these words “and for that reason I’m out”. It was a miracle.

  • @Jehannum2000
    @Jehannum2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    You can sing “I’m just a humble seaweed harvester” to the tune of I've Got a Brand New Combine Harvester.

    • @vics749
      @vics749 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks I just did 😂

    • @johnferry7778
      @johnferry7778 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I’ve been looking around a while and I’ve just seen some seaweed.

  • @alfiemason2484
    @alfiemason2484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2727

    Peter:”What’s net profit?” Rory:”SEAWEED”

  • @waynesWyrdWorld
    @waynesWyrdWorld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2220

    The mouth is smiling, but the eyes are saying "KILL".

    • @celineremice2093
      @celineremice2093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @chattycathydoll
      @chattycathydoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @WayneMorris you mean kill again

    • @GarrusN7
      @GarrusN7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That look she gave to Rory in the elevator.....he hasn't gone missing has he?

    • @kevm4035
      @kevm4035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pat Phelan from coronation street is beside her and has killed a few!

    • @MTN12
      @MTN12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      6:57 that Grinch look :D

  • @Sean-me4fv
    @Sean-me4fv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1687

    "No seaweed, no sales, no profit." What was that supposed to make us feel?

    • @warbler1984
      @warbler1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      It sounds dodgy...does he just go to the beach and harvest public seaweed? Surely that screws with the ecosystem

    • @walterkrop12
      @walterkrop12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Free ad for their company, maybe?

    • @chrishansen3278
      @chrishansen3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Sean it's make it sound like he's trying to say half the time there isn't any seaweed so they don't make any money, good pitch

    • @Sean-me4fv
      @Sean-me4fv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      paul smudge That’s what I was thinking too

    • @Sean-me4fv
      @Sean-me4fv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      At least he clarified that it is the cold, lonely beaches of not only east but also west Scotland

  • @sammm6210
    @sammm6210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Peter: ‘Net profit…’
    Rory: ‘Net? I have a net. The profit would be lots of seaweed.’
    Peter: ‘No, Rory. Net profit.’
    Debora: ‘Peter has been very patient. If you said that to me …’
    Rory: ‘I’m patient too. I catch seaweed at high tide.’
    Peter: ‘How have you raised £300,000.’
    Rory: ‘I usually just lift the net up and raise it that way.’
    All dragons: ‘I’m out.’
    Rory: ‘Trout.’

    • @anniesauras_rex
      @anniesauras_rex ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Trout 😂😂😂

    • @davemeads859
      @davemeads859 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ffs 😂😂😂😂

    • @sammm6210
      @sammm6210 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anniesauras_rex glad you appreciate Rory’s life 😊😅

  • @Russeroo
    @Russeroo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    Fiona. Net profit zero
    Rory. Net profit 350k 🤔
    “I’ve got the best job in the world” 👌🏻

    • @LoggyWD
      @LoggyWD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Actually -150k not zero.

    • @Russeroo
      @Russeroo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E'raan Lue 😂😂 so true, albeit loss not profit.

    • @Russeroo
      @Russeroo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      E'raan Lue i.e. net profit.....zero 🤦‍♂️

    • @Russeroo
      @Russeroo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ryan Morgan just so you know it was humour....Unless Rory’s team of gatherers work for nothing...
      P.S. The Scottish coastline is littered with rocks, trawlers don’t harvest seaweed....or trawl over rocky ground, it’s gathered at the shoreline at low water by hand. Cost of which is wages only.

  • @superman00001
    @superman00001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2653

    Soon after, Rory resigned and got out of the seaweed business. He is now a dandelion gatherer.

    • @mariea82
      @mariea82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂

    • @rhysknight8681
      @rhysknight8681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm in.

    • @ixopo6715
      @ixopo6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😊😊😊

    • @freeman2399
      @freeman2399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lol. When I was a kid, my dad would pay me 5 cents for every dandelion I picked on our lawn.

    • @dronespace
      @dronespace 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rhysknight8681 💪

  • @jacoh9591
    @jacoh9591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3580

    "Are you coming here for a fight" that escalated quickly for me, the woman is clueless not aggressive

    • @ClothyCentral
      @ClothyCentral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

      i think the editing is off on this. she really wasn't rude, just flustered.

    • @Mathijs303
      @Mathijs303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      must be the editing, this video should be reuploaded

    • @HDawg26
      @HDawg26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      I just feel like Deborah is always looking for some bullshit reason NOT to invest. Never seen her invest in anything. And most of the time is the first one out.

    • @aldobautista4185
      @aldobautista4185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      That bitch’s coochie walls are lined with sandpaper

    • @Asw_2004
      @Asw_2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      idk i sort of got the vibe (woke alert) that she wanted to force an investment

  • @pirateboyfearless
    @pirateboyfearless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I think a lot of people commenting don't realise that you actually have to slay seaweed before harvesting. A humble seaweed hunter will track a target for days before closing in to battle in hand to hand combat in a barechested duel to the death.

  • @setpunks13
    @setpunks13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1491

    I dont think she's being defensive. She just doesnt know business basics.
    Gross profit for god sake.

    • @sarmadghafoor1484
      @sarmadghafoor1484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      t .byrne she acted like she knew then tried to have have a valuation of 3 mill. 350 k and sold 200 k that’s kind of shows she has no idea of business lol

    • @bmiovino
      @bmiovino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      At first I didn’t know what it was either because in the US we call it disgusting profit.

    • @Fif0l
      @Fif0l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      She clearly acts very offended at every question that is asked.
      So yeah, she is being defensive.
      "What do you mean how did I raise 350k"
      "Of course I know what gross profit is"

    • @rachaelstanley7986
      @rachaelstanley7986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Fif0l But by definition, being defensive isn't being aggressive - it's defending yourself from a perceived attack.

    • @Fif0l
      @Fif0l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@rachaelstanley7986 so, you agree she's being defensive?

  • @beetlepimp8966
    @beetlepimp8966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2568

    “I’ve got the best job in the world, I collect seaweed for Fiona”

    • @lisaslifestyle
      @lisaslifestyle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      And cast my nets wide... (I bet he does)

    • @KingK339
      @KingK339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      He's selling it to her for 365k...of course it's a good job

    • @bonkeydollocks1879
      @bonkeydollocks1879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KingK339 hahahahahahha

    • @mickybo1787
      @mickybo1787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did laugh at that

    • @Bee-e2x
      @Bee-e2x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What a moron

  • @apocalypsed8
    @apocalypsed8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2678

    The man. The myth. The legend. When we are out here dragging our bored bodies to dusty offices and dim factories, Rory is out there living the dream hunting seaweed. We can only hope to rise to the height of his ankles.

    • @hyllaf
      @hyllaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha

    • @williamevans9426
      @williamevans9426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Well, wouldn't you prefer the company of seaweed to that of the dead-eyed Fiona, too? Even talking to the limpets would be preferable to returning to base!

    • @karmatraining
      @karmatraining 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Honestly that sounds pretty relaxing. I could do that.

    • @natethetrain
      @natethetrain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      6:55

    • @malcolm9994
      @malcolm9994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👍🤣

  • @jamiedavies5217
    @jamiedavies5217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    4:17 peters face after Deborah says how patient he’s been 😅

  • @superman00001
    @superman00001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3255

    “We’re offering 3% for 100k”
    “I’ll give you 100k for 50%”
    “That’s a very generous offer.”
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @arzog6446
      @arzog6446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      he didn't offer 100k , he said he'd put as much money as needed.

    • @BigWoppenheimer
      @BigWoppenheimer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      @@arzog6446 “I’ll give you all the money” meaning he’ll give full asking amount. lol c’mon buddy not hard

    • @arzog6446
      @arzog6446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@BigWoppenheimer not native. It just sounded like "all the money needed" but yeah ok tnks for the help.

    • @BigWoppenheimer
      @BigWoppenheimer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@arzog6446 all good bro I got you 🙏

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They're operating at a loss so that's not unreasonable

  • @philip013
    @philip013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2806

    Rory goes looking for seaweed just to get out of the house.

    • @Ddj545
      @Ddj545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂😂👌

    • @saminabibi2015
      @saminabibi2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Funny get 😂😂😂got to admit we are hard work 😂😂

    • @gordonirvine726
      @gordonirvine726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤦

    • @bigboss2011
      @bigboss2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bloody hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tmfromdenmark9158
      @tmfromdenmark9158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They are not married🤗

  • @geowynleda4641
    @geowynleda4641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1832

    I didn't realise how entertaining this programme is.

    • @benconway9010
      @benconway9010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oh it's very entertaining😄😄😄😄😄

    • @theyoungwolf9852
      @theyoungwolf9852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Very underrated show

    • @loganrichardson7870
      @loganrichardson7870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The English are the king of awkward

    • @shiftydog6969
      @shiftydog6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      for real, I've been watching these all day from a random recommendation on the sidebar!

    • @halfvolley11
      @halfvolley11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      far better than shark tank

  • @flanaj2
    @flanaj2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    They went their separate ways after the show.
    *Fiona* - The lonely beaches of Scotland.
    *Rory* - Whetherspoons.

    • @deerheart87
      @deerheart87 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-kl1lp9iu7j
    @user-kl1lp9iu7j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1260

    When Sarah said she liked seaweed
    Rory: 😍

  • @shaunschweg
    @shaunschweg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    as a humble seaweed harvester this has been an invaluable lesson for me so thank you very much
    thanks rory

    • @jalalanware6993
      @jalalanware6993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      How can you not love that man

    • @scooby1992
      @scooby1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      What he really meant was ' why did I let this woman talk me into going on national TV and get humiliated ? ' , although in fairness not humiliated as much as Fiona was . Rory looked like he wished the ground had swallowed him up from very early on and despite him saying what a strong woman Fiona was his body language in the lift afterwards spoke volumes . I bet they had a right shouting match once the cameras were off .

    • @warrenbrandt2572
      @warrenbrandt2572 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are swiss yes?

    • @royalhero4608
      @royalhero4608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@scooby1992 I doubt it. Any word out of Rory and fiona's whip and leather comes out, just like that

    • @MrDash711
      @MrDash711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Somewhere in the world, a tumbleweed just lost its job for not turning up for its shift.

  • @marclaw4511
    @marclaw4511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    Rory has been ripping her off,no wonder he kept stum.

    • @wariv7746
      @wariv7746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Three hundred and fifty grand to source seaweed......seems legit........

    • @missondo4887
      @missondo4887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Marc Law exactly lol 😂 she’s not seeing it that the worst part - Rory is dodgy no wonder he loves he’s job

    • @MarkHewitt
      @MarkHewitt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Depends. For example, she may have spent £350,000 on the seaweed but £250,000 of that seaweed could be unsold (i.e. stock). I am afraid she didn't know her financials.

    • @justanotherhappyhumanist8832
      @justanotherhappyhumanist8832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He probably told her to reject the offer, so he could keep ripping her off lol.

    • @Lulabellexd
      @Lulabellexd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah then he says right at the end "you've been given bad advice" and she just looks at him in astonishment as the penny drops lol

  • @mrnevermind
    @mrnevermind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    You can tell the moment she doesn’t know what the gross profit actually is, she got so defensive

  • @YoutubeCensorsYou
    @YoutubeCensorsYou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1366

    "Hi, my name is Peter Jones, what's your name?"
    "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WHAT'S MY NAME'?"

    • @kobe51
      @kobe51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😆

    • @smelsterbum2517
      @smelsterbum2517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What do you mean what's my age

    • @lukerobinson9646
      @lukerobinson9646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ARE U ASSUMING MY GENDARRRRR

    • @louiseanderson1505
      @louiseanderson1505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😃😂😃😂😅

    • @davidmarchant9386
      @davidmarchant9386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My name is minus my overheads no sorry plus national insurance number

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Rory: "Should take the 50% offer, have you any idea how much seaweed you could buy for 100 grand?"

  • @hjw7692
    @hjw7692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    "As a humble seaweed harvester" is the most important sentence I've ever heard.

  • @davidlewis5312
    @davidlewis5312 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    we made 200k but it cost us 350k to make that.
    The fact she wasn't thrown out the moment that came out of her mouth is a testament to patience.

    • @Billywijake
      @Billywijake ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And that's just for the seeweed

    • @blue_storybook3230
      @blue_storybook3230 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And she price her company 3 Million 🤦‍♂️

  • @sliceofbread29yrago52
    @sliceofbread29yrago52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Dragons: What's your gross profit?
    Rory: Seaweed
    Dragons: ok and what's your margin value?
    Rory: Seaweed
    Dragons: could you explain in depth your operating assets
    Rory: Of course, seaweed
    Dragons: Thank you Rory
    Rory: SEEWEED!

    • @formidablezee7368
      @formidablezee7368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😕

    • @xDwTz
      @xDwTz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That has killed me, cheers.

    • @sal8334
      @sal8334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rory is the new Hodor

  • @Ken-P
    @Ken-P 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    When Rory told Fiona in the lift that she'd been badly advised then turned his back on her it felt like I was watching the final scene in a bad TV drama.

    • @shaunhunterit342
      @shaunhunterit342 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zoejordan7876
      @zoejordan7876 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      She was just left staring at the back of his head

  • @NorthernHistory
    @NorthernHistory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1449

    "As a humble seaweed hunter I-" Sorry I couldnt help but burst out laughing.

    • @poopie4738
      @poopie4738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      im a professional seaweed hunter yall 😗✌️

    • @ilikethisnamebetter
      @ilikethisnamebetter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "Your seaweed, he be a cunning beast.."

    • @A1M8E7
      @A1M8E7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NPC LMAO

    • @Misbah007
      @Misbah007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She came for free marketing

    • @edithflood631
      @edithflood631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Noble calling, seaweed Hunter. Nothing to be ashamed of. Scavenger, forager, Hunter. Why stop at Hunter? Seaweed Master... now there’s a title. But I would prefer Seaweed Lord.

  • @peterhaskew
    @peterhaskew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    It's yet another pitch where you find yourself asking, "Have these people ever watched Dragon's Den before going on it? How can they not be ready to answer the questions it's obvious the Dragons will ask?!"

    • @theblode1337
      @theblode1337 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      must have caught a canadian episode where someone hocking horoscopes got everything they asked for

  • @lillikg5951
    @lillikg5951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    All the comments about Rory and his seaweed are making my day tbh

    • @darkwaterstag7068
      @darkwaterstag7068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love how theres so much going on in the video with the arguments but all the comments are jus thousands of likes for rory and his seaweed

    • @MashZ
      @MashZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @giangomez6079
      @giangomez6079 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too 😭

  • @RossKempOnYourMum01
    @RossKempOnYourMum01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    Rory starts fights with supermarket cashiers when they don't accept seaweed as legal tender.

    • @Irishjay_94
      @Irishjay_94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What??

    • @gordonirvine726
      @gordonirvine726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣😂😂👍👍👍👌👌👏👏

    • @Kasey.Walker
      @Kasey.Walker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      With a Scotsman behind him ready to take his chance.

    • @ritadonnelly8820
      @ritadonnelly8820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had a good laugh

    • @hotbambi2010
      @hotbambi2010 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol what😂

  • @joem7922
    @joem7922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +998

    “You were badly advised…”
    Rory then quietly slips a strand of seaweed out of his pocket and strangles her while he whispers “I’m so sorry darling”…

    • @withgoddess
      @withgoddess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂 The darling is so British.

    • @jasonm4332
      @jasonm4332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆😄😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @seanharp2001
      @seanharp2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @oscarpye8151
      @oscarpye8151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mate this had me creasing 😂😂😂

    • @KR-jb3vj
      @KR-jb3vj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Haze1434
    @Haze1434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Getting defensive is pretty normal given a fight or flight response.
    Unfortunately, if she'd have gone in more prepared, she wouldn't have been triggered in to feeling that way. That's the secret.

  • @Swamp-Bat
    @Swamp-Bat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    I love how the narrator makes it seem like a nature documentary

    • @elcee84
      @elcee84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😅😅😅👌🏾💯

    • @AlteredAmygdala
      @AlteredAmygdala 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      - I’m gonna sneak up behind that seaweed....Look at it, it’s just beautiful....

    • @klobiforpresident2254
      @klobiforpresident2254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AlteredAmygdala
      With Rory's success in seaweed hunting a small industry has emerged, claiming that their "natural" seaweed with its large range to roam in has a much better texture than what is normally raised in large tanks in a high stress environment.
      With this we leave behind the coasts of Scotland and head off to India to observe a close cousin of the seaweed in its natural habitat : landweed, otherwise known as Marijuana.

  • @sdsumiguel5937
    @sdsumiguel5937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    Fiona: I turn $350k into $200k.
    Touca: I want 50% of that.

    • @ry22
      @ry22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      tbf though he would have gone in and sorted them out and turned it into profit which he would have got his money back rather quickly at 50%

    • @DeadlyBlade21
      @DeadlyBlade21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Isn't that just initial costs? I'm so confused as to why Peter got angry so quickly. She immediately made it clear that they were at a loss at the moment

    • @rockhardsolid3394
      @rockhardsolid3394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@DeadlyBlade21 you should NEVER have a gross loss lol. Otherwise you may as well call it a day. You're paying to work/earn. Doesn't make sense.

    • @umara3427
      @umara3427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DeadlyBlade21 And dont forgetm this is just a part of the pitching. I guess there was more mistake off screen that made Peter (and deborah) upset

    • @DeadlyBlade21
      @DeadlyBlade21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rockhardsolid3394 my bad lol. I'm as dumb as her. I thought gross profit was the same as net profit. So I was confused as to why someone would be annoyed at a net loss so early on.

  • @amitsidhar
    @amitsidhar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2088

    I can imagine Rory in the car ride home....
    "Every f***ing time!!!!!!"

    • @JuniorD01
      @JuniorD01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😆

    • @johnnyace2287
      @johnnyace2287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😀😀😀

    • @jetsiomanuna3761
      @jetsiomanuna3761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • @fredsmith1970
      @fredsmith1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thank you for that... I had a laugh out loud moment :-)

    • @alexjames6029
      @alexjames6029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Full on belly laughed at this. Thank you 😊

  • @airfixx_8952
    @airfixx_8952 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love the implication that seaweed is evasive.

  • @ArunPlaysPiano
    @ArunPlaysPiano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    You don't need to be brave to go on Dragons Den. But you do need to make sense.

    • @JacaboBlanco
      @JacaboBlanco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's simple. Just know your shit. And be reasonable with your valuation.
      Even if your company is a little joke novelty product, if it makes money, and you are asking for a reasonable valuation, they won't laugh at you and might even invest lol

    • @TheChrcol
      @TheChrcol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the thing is if I was making money I wouldnt be taking a dragons investment anyway, as I wouldnt need it. The only reason I would be on the show at that point is for the publicity.
      What I want to see is a dragon investing in something that doesnt make profit, have the foresight to predict a company will make it rather than investing in a company thats already making it.
      Also not a food company the uk dragons den has way too many boring food companies.

    • @Ben-cn4ke
      @Ben-cn4ke 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The presser does get to people especially with cameras and them knowing this could make or brake their whole lives

    • @dtz1000
      @dtz1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They did make sense. Anyone with an ounce if sense can see she was responding in the appropriate way to rudeness and bullying from rich dicks. Her company is very successful now.

    • @derinaries
      @derinaries 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You made an unintentional pun😁

  • @XJokermanX
    @XJokermanX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1926

    I'm afraid you no longer know why this got so many likes

    • @brothercaleb
      @brothercaleb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      XJokermanX - I’d say painful 😖

    • @pyramidfrost1729
      @pyramidfrost1729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I still can't work out if Touker's 50% offer lightens the tension or makes it worse.

    • @gbt722
      @gbt722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They didn't like her valuation, so they laid into her basically. Deborah was waiting for her to say something then speaking over her to make it look like she was interupting deborah. All in, her valuation upset them.

    • @farje1
      @farje1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pyramidfrost1729 I think he knew they would, or rather Fiona, say no. She was far too arrogant to see the real picture. And her partner didn't look particularly happy in the lift. I imagine they would have had a heated argument off camera.

    • @lichan133
      @lichan133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I bet you that she is the worst boss for any employee.

  • @---uc6mz
    @---uc6mz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    Rory: "I have the best job in the world"
    10min later
    "I have the worst job in the world"

  • @neilh1086
    @neilh1086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Rory had it tough during the 70s seaweed wars.

  • @MarkFarm
    @MarkFarm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    Jen - "I want you come on the telly with me to talk about the business Rory"
    Rory - "Why me? All I do is pick bloody seaweed and forget to shave my nose"

    • @joannanoel4757
      @joannanoel4757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you I've been desperate to apply my tweezers ... bless him...very sympathetic to his plight...

    • @PierreVonStaines
      @PierreVonStaines 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Glad someone else noticed the hairy nose.

    • @alikhan-uh3sq
      @alikhan-uh3sq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PierreVonStaines ... I didn't, just going back to check it out......back soon...

    • @alikhan-uh3sq
      @alikhan-uh3sq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PierreVonStaines ...it looks like a few strands of hair...long hairs...

    • @antwango
      @antwango 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PierreVonStaines that was just one seaweed

  • @paulharper4196
    @paulharper4196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    Sara "I think there's something in seaweed, I eat a lot of it"
    Rory..... immediately gets a semi

    • @Jordothecat98
      @Jordothecat98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      One of the most underrated comments in TH-cam history

    • @zack3706
      @zack3706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😭😭😭

    • @Thorny5718
      @Thorny5718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha that made me howl 😂

    • @MaxWinner
      @MaxWinner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah...it's this big 4:02

    • @harrymcl4848
      @harrymcl4848 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha

  • @eoghanmacdonald7265
    @eoghanmacdonald7265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

    Rory got proper excited when they were talking about net profit like “oooooh I use a net!”

  • @christophermills9348
    @christophermills9348 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The comments section is fkn fantastic I hope Rory sees this and writes a book

  • @caitlin9007
    @caitlin9007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    Everyone is talking about how rude she was but...
    £100,000 pounds...for 3%?!

    • @caitlin9007
      @caitlin9007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Umar IFL Umar lmao

    • @ross9385
      @ross9385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Exactly! Soon as she said that i rolled my eyes! She hasnt gotba clue what she's doing.

    • @caitlin9007
      @caitlin9007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Neo TheOne ikr

    • @hwwh8145
      @hwwh8145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeahh my eyebrows shot up

    • @alliedatheistalliance6776
      @alliedatheistalliance6776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well tbf if she asked for £1 for 99% of the business they'd offer 20p for 100%. That said her business is a moneypit imo.

  • @rickysingh616
    @rickysingh616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    Educational for the bloke because he's just realised who he is working with 😂

    • @rickysingh616
      @rickysingh616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hf7iqheh I stopped watching before that. Just watched it all 👍

    • @nopy99
      @nopy99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rickysingh616 i wonder if he has money tied up as well.

    • @rickysingh616
      @rickysingh616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nopy99 I reckon he did for the way he reacted at the end of the clip.

    • @adrianb5601
      @adrianb5601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Seems like a successful company - ambitious. remember Amazon lost millions before they made a profit. Kinda small minded investors. Is she defensive??

    • @nopy99
      @nopy99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rickysingh616 yep. He said something like "high risk. I have been badly advised".

  • @lazydaisee3997
    @lazydaisee3997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    she sold $350k of seaweed for $200k? Hey how many ppl can say they've done that?

    • @Thomas-kp8mo
      @Thomas-kp8mo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      She’s a born business women.

    • @AriesUmbra
      @AriesUmbra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      the art of the deal ;)

    • @antwango
      @antwango 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Reverse psychology!!!! She makes people think they're getting the better deal, when in fact she just knows... Just dont ask her anything about Nets and being Gross, she probably leaves all that to Rory.... And that leads onto Rory with the diamond encrusted seaweed nudge nudge wink wink... Criminal Mastermind in the making there

    • @TheTraveler2222
      @TheTraveler2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, but that's why she said there was no gross profit? Did I miss something?

    • @sanbo20
      @sanbo20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@TheTraveler2222 you cant run a business with no gross profit, gross profit is Total sales-total cost of sales, if the gross profit is already a loss the business will never make a profit. Net Profit on the other hand can and often does start out as a loss, as net profit includes all the operating costs, as Net Profit will hopefully become positive once you make enough sales to cover all the other business costs, but gross profit must always be positive.

  • @ililllillillilliil8327
    @ililllillillilliil8327 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    :Casts a wide net
    :has harvesters
    :No seaweed, no sales, no profit
    :Humble seaweed harvester
    :Invaluable lesson learned

  • @murfad
    @murfad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Rory: i don't give a crap what you do Fiona, as long as you keep buying seaweed from me topkek

  • @mitchg7809
    @mitchg7809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2235

    I didn’t think she was being defensive so much as she was flustered. She just didn’t know what she was talking about.

    • @nt7863
      @nt7863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      The second Peter started speaking she immediately folded her arms and stood in an incredibly defensive way. She is not a nice person

    • @Rikk_Klaww777
      @Rikk_Klaww777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Cringe factor on her part: 10mill..🤔😂😂😂

    • @KennyFoord
      @KennyFoord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      I came to the comments for this, I think how they spoke to her was uncalled for, she was just nervous and unprepared. I don't think she's a bad person.

    • @marvelsomething1952
      @marvelsomething1952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      To me she came off very passive aggressive

    • @inthenewsbw2003
      @inthenewsbw2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      She wasnt defensive at all. Peter caught her with the gross profit thingy & she should have just come clean about not being fully prepared.

  • @EN4ORC3R
    @EN4ORC3R 5 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    That was actually a bit painful to watch...

    • @pyramidfrost1729
      @pyramidfrost1729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dtz1000 Hi Rory.

    • @sophiewilliams7209
      @sophiewilliams7209 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pyramid Frost hi pyramid frost. Rubbish name for a rubbish boy

    • @trancemaster871
      @trancemaster871 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @Frank_Nemo
      @Frank_Nemo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dtz1000 Successful? I take it that you haven't actually looked at their audited accounts.

  • @stevenclark1973
    @stevenclark1973 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Where's Rory now? We need to find him and make sure he's ok. He deserves better than this.

  • @soulvey
    @soulvey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Interviewer: What's your dream role in this company?
    Me: Collecting seaweed for Fiona

    • @timmo5443
      @timmo5443 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eating Fionas seeweed lol

  • @Thejigholeman
    @Thejigholeman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Getting an answer out of her is like using Bing on internet explorer on a Windows Vista PC.

    • @zz-nj1bq
      @zz-nj1bq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO

    • @samuelb6550
      @samuelb6550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm screeching

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      and its installed on an old pentium 4 laptop

    • @LS-bw7jt
      @LS-bw7jt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @rachelray4040
      @rachelray4040 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂 oh my gosh your comment is GOLD. I burst out laughing so loud just now!!!

  • @tokeson8642
    @tokeson8642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    I think Rory have been getting Fiona the wrong weed 🤔

  • @matthewbell4273
    @matthewbell4273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love the “faux confusion” that both Peter & Deborah do (inc Deborah’s confused head turn at 2:06) when it comes to numbers underpinning inflated valuations.

  • @aaliyaha2585
    @aaliyaha2585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I agree she got defensive but I don’t feel that she was “looking for a fight”!?

    • @Mike-jx2uj
      @Mike-jx2uj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Click bait

    • @sendrakes4203
      @sendrakes4203 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol her headmistress remark! I cant figure it out whether shes just nervous or really didnt know what gross take means or she doesnt want to give out too much or she suddenly had a flashback from men trying to bend her over.

  • @BattleSaver
    @BattleSaver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2255

    "I've got the best job in the world"
    "my role is to get seaweed for fiona"

    • @nickforde9858
      @nickforde9858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      If it was his business, he would have probably got the investment.

    • @adamjones9
      @adamjones9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Easily one of my favourite comments on youtube

    • @brothercaleb
      @brothercaleb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Horizon Music - then: “we’ve been ill advised” 🙄

    • @nickforde9858
      @nickforde9858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@brothercaleb He said, "You've been badly advised."

    • @brothercaleb
      @brothercaleb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick Forde - my bad. Listened again and you’re right. Cheers 🍻

  • @StefanReich
    @StefanReich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    "How did you raise 350,000 pounds?"
    "What do you mean, how did I raise it?"
    Yeah...

    • @_Red_Hand_
      @_Red_Hand_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      she was going to explain but was cut off so yeah

    • @Ozzyisunavailable
      @Ozzyisunavailable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      that vacant death stare though

    • @TheProms
      @TheProms 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You funny.

    • @EstrellaViajeViajero
      @EstrellaViajeViajero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She went, asked for money, and got some. I thought that was pretty obvious. She did say this was her second round of fundraising. What Peter should have asked was "how business savvy weren't your previous investors if they accepted your previous valuation?"

    • @andrewstubbs822
      @andrewstubbs822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where's the "totally pissing myself" emoji? 😆🤣😆

  • @markvanglabbeek1653
    @markvanglabbeek1653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Touker absolutely nailed this. “Fiona - Rory: HOW ARE YOU?” 🤣🤣

  • @zgpm7031
    @zgpm7031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1569

    Look at Sara’s notes: “Rory - seaweed” fantastic noteworthy due dilligence

    • @bambieyedgirl7846
      @bambieyedgirl7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      So late but I couldn't help but reply, I just fell off my chair laughing at this comment!!! Lmao!!

    • @bambieyedgirl7846
      @bambieyedgirl7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Alan Cogan She is fantastic :)

    • @zaheercarrim1035
      @zaheercarrim1035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      She's adorable.

    • @AjenLarod
      @AjenLarod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I need to see this, timestamp?

    • @dangaskin7690
      @dangaskin7690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@AjenLarod 0:14

  • @te22a
    @te22a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2801

    Poor Rory. He's gutted. He just wanted to sell some seaweed and his wife went full mental.

    • @h.a.6790
      @h.a.6790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Not his wife. Who the hell would address his wife by her first name without saying my wife

    • @lc.18k
      @lc.18k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@h.a.6790 fact.

    • @TheMrsnikkisixx
      @TheMrsnikkisixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Yeah he works for her. At no point does it say or insinuate they are married/a couple.

    • @austiniscoolduh
      @austiniscoolduh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Did she really go mental though?

    • @glyph241
      @glyph241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@h.a.6790
      ✅:
      th-cam.com/video/fiqoGuYFilo/w-d-xo.html
      🤣🥊

  • @neonwired4978
    @neonwired4978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    Dragons: "So what are you pitching for us?"
    Fiona: "Why do you want to know? What's it to you?"

    • @risiateb
      @risiateb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      🤣🤣🤣... "where am i?"

    • @withgoddess
      @withgoddess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @limamike331
      @limamike331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best comment on here 😂😂😂

    • @TaxingIsThieving
      @TaxingIsThieving 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makes me wonder if she is autistic.

    • @chrisbevis7725
      @chrisbevis7725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha that's funny. There could be a whole new TV soap opera around this pair.

  • @gilbertdaroy6080
    @gilbertdaroy6080 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This is one of those times when Peter held his temper in a tremendous chokehold and was actually being very POLITE.

  • @MagicVato
    @MagicVato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    Rory now picks up rubbish on the beach after Dragons Den..

    • @letsbehonest4221
      @letsbehonest4221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's back on food stamps
      Again

    • @davidosilverman900
      @davidosilverman900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      more likely he's found another persona, another disguise and another mark.

    • @Maximus25N
      @Maximus25N 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He lives in the seaweed with the seaweed people and he is their messiah , what is wrong with you

    • @letsbehonest4221
      @letsbehonest4221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Maximus25N with sponge bob

    • @letsbehonest4221
      @letsbehonest4221 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kris Roberts yer kind of looks like he done a bit of boxing in his time.
      Prob not verry good boxer tho.. lol.

  • @NMF76
    @NMF76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Touker: "I'll give you all the money for 50%"
    Rory: "He covets my precious seaweed, nasty Hobbit!"

    • @Nexuhss
      @Nexuhss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Laughed way harder than I should have. Thank you.

    • @chanchito4401
      @chanchito4401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for making me chuckle and learn a new word in the process.

  • @karenlawler4043
    @karenlawler4043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    That woman's crooked smile is incredibly creepy

    • @toksosayameh4682
      @toksosayameh4682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Makes me shudder 🤢😶

    • @mckamy4711
      @mckamy4711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And incredibly annoying that she smiled and clearly didn't take them seriously

    • @netweed09
      @netweed09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And that blank stare; she's like a ghost in the depths among the seaweed

    • @michaelbobadilla
      @michaelbobadilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Karen Lawler 6:56

    • @michellestella7477
      @michellestella7477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michaelbobadilla 😳 terrifying

  • @ellamayo9619
    @ellamayo9619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    no matter how many times i watch this, i can’t stop getting embarrassed and it’s not even me making the pitch.

  • @Misslt27
    @Misslt27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Peter Jones: “...thanks, Rory.”

  • @jackmiles1918
    @jackmiles1918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Rory after leaving the den: "We go get seaweed now?"

  • @billygarcia9885
    @billygarcia9885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    As an American, I’m furious Shark Tank isn’t nearly as good as this gem of a show.

    • @diabl2master
      @diabl2master 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Shark Tank is really overly dramatised and unrealistic. Dragon's Den strikes a good balance in my opinion. Occasionally I feel the music and camera work are a bit over the top but you can look past those things.

    • @CkyGuy69
      @CkyGuy69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Foreal tho

    • @automaticcaptions
      @automaticcaptions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Idk, I like the business ideas on ST more tho.

    • @jonl8509
      @jonl8509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thing is, American entrepreneurs tend to be open, fluent and polished, whereas British ones generally don't. You have the better business people, but we have the more entertaining ones!

    • @danemarais7398
      @danemarais7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No because everything in American reality tv is overdramatized. UK reality tv is the best.

  • @tylerjohnharker8529
    @tylerjohnharker8529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I come to this comment section once a day to remind myself how much of a legend Rory is.

    • @SparrowFX23
      @SparrowFX23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too dude. Rory is a ledge.

    • @richard7645
      @richard7645 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Seaweed is the best