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  • A promising and profitable seaweed business initially raised interest in The Den, but things quickly went downhill for Fiona Houston as she failed to accept criticism and got defensive with the Dragons. Fiona and Rory have lost all but one Dragon, can they start over and leave their mess with a reasonable deal?
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  • @DragonsDenGlobal
    @DragonsDenGlobal  3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

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    • @poopie4738
      @poopie4738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ok

    • @Hunter88993
      @Hunter88993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can you please get Rory back on the show please

    • @freelyricstouse
      @freelyricstouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love Rory!!! He’s got the best job in the world❤️🔥😌😍😍💕🌊

    • @ruudvandijck
      @ruudvandijck 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@freelyricstousecfc❤89g bbf❤oklljll😊0😊

  • @macman975
    @macman975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25635

    Rory didn't sign up for this. He just wanted to talk about Seaweed. Poor bloke.

    • @joebob914
      @joebob914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +842

      you brits have an amazing sense of humor.

    • @thankfullynonumbers
      @thankfullynonumbers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Excellent work. For some reason that was hilarious.

    • @mickybo1787
      @mickybo1787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      poor fucker is mortified

    • @elizabethanyan8249
      @elizabethanyan8249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      He’s got the best job in the world!!!!!

    • @alexfuller6225
      @alexfuller6225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      I bet Rory hates seaweed now 😂

  • @redozmasoma
    @redozmasoma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5685

    "What is GROSS PROFIT?"
    Rory: It's disgusting money

  • @nickimillennium3748
    @nickimillennium3748 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    Rory saying "I've got the best job in the world, I get to gather seaweed" with absolutely ZERO irony or sarcasm is the best part of this video.🤣🤣

    • @mr.constitution
      @mr.constitution ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Definitely cringe worthy!

    • @Dragnim
      @Dragnim ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You've been badly advised.

    • @TheRealMorgs41
      @TheRealMorgs41 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was looking for this comment 😅😅

    • @jaycuthbert245
      @jaycuthbert245 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      That smug/almost emotional smile on his face afterwards was hilarious yet actually rather sad the poor guy lol

    • @BLMeredith87
      @BLMeredith87 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It's like a job interview answer haha, my dream is to gather seaweed!

  • @paulharper4196
    @paulharper4196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    Sara "I think there's something in seaweed, I eat a lot of it"
    Rory..... immediately gets a semi

    • @Jordothecat98
      @Jordothecat98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      One of the most underrated comments in TH-cam history

    • @zack3706
      @zack3706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😭😭😭

    • @Thorny5718
      @Thorny5718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha that made me howl 😂

    • @MaxWinner
      @MaxWinner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah...it's this big 4:02

    • @harrymcl4848
      @harrymcl4848 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha

  • @lockshockandbarrel4758
    @lockshockandbarrel4758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4797

    "I've got the best job in the world. My role is to get seaweed for Fiona."

    • @Theturtleowl
      @Theturtleowl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      Well, he got 300k for his seaweed. He really does have a great job.

    • @DrMattPhillips
      @DrMattPhillips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Isn't that the plot of Shrek?

    • @RogerBarraud
      @RogerBarraud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Just as well he rehearsed that line properly...
      "My job is to get to see Fiona..."
      "Er....."
      :-/

    • @rogerivy2919
      @rogerivy2919 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      im locked n shocked

    • @ThatKiwiDudeTV
      @ThatKiwiDudeTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For 350,000 quid

  • @TheGearsofwar2010
    @TheGearsofwar2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7357

    Peter "what's your net profit?"
    Rory "Net? I use a net. I use a net to catch seaweed. I love seaweed."
    Peter ".........."
    Rory "Sea.Weed."

    • @anyexpat
      @anyexpat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Fish, I am out

    • @ahmedalaskalany9275
      @ahmedalaskalany9275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      50% sea 50% weed

    • @HerbySystems
      @HerbySystems 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      No seaweed, no sales, no profit!

    • @MCFC111
      @MCFC111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol

    • @rem_rem_rem
      @rem_rem_rem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      She get products under but she high

  • @Ken-P
    @Ken-P 2 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    When Rory told Fiona in the lift that she'd been badly advised then turned his back on her it felt like I was watching the final scene in a bad TV drama.

    • @shaunhunterit342
      @shaunhunterit342 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jesusbermudez6775
      @jesusbermudez6775 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yes, who could have advised her?

    • @zoejordan7876
      @zoejordan7876 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      She was just left staring at the back of his head

  • @AllegedAllergen
    @AllegedAllergen 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +201

    9:27 the wide shot of all the dragons after Rory's exit speech followed by Peter's "...thanks Rory..." sends me everytime

    • @RsAdwaam
      @RsAdwaam 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Lmfaoooo I just watched it again after a few months and this is what stuck out to me too, the silence/stare of the dragons followed by peters thanks Rory is so good

  • @metalphobos3632
    @metalphobos3632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5123

    The hair on Rory's nose works like a radar for seaweed. He dips his nose in the water and those little antennae pick up the vibration of the seaweed.

    • @anembersarc
      @anembersarc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      😂😂

    • @hothmanmisane2932
      @hothmanmisane2932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I died laughing

    • @crown8144
      @crown8144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Omg dude I literally choked lol

    • @TheMwillar
      @TheMwillar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I almost reported this comment for choking me to death.

    • @sarah-janefirth1951
      @sarah-janefirth1951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Metal 😂😂

  • @Gorguruga
    @Gorguruga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3625

    The guy doesn't really have a belly, he's just storing his most prized seaweed safely underneath his shirt.

    • @JJA90
      @JJA90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gorguruga 😂

    • @corygiesbrecht5423
      @corygiesbrecht5423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LOL

    • @mkprocter882
      @mkprocter882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That is some funny shit

    • @3umphbywill313
      @3umphbywill313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😆😆😆😆 I broke a rib laughing so hard on that comment!

    • @blehxx
      @blehxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

  • @cleopatraonlyfans
    @cleopatraonlyfans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Debra: I’m out
    Rory: *slides over a piece of seaweed* Maybe this will change your mind…

  • @jackmiles1918
    @jackmiles1918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Rory after leaving the den: "We go get seaweed now?"

  • @Moist_Plinth
    @Moist_Plinth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9009

    Her face the whole time was like: ツ

    • @misshaya5701
      @misshaya5701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Like a silly little school girl!

    • @stdylxn
      @stdylxn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      Serena L it’s called the sociopathic smile. Look it up. Straight sociopath.

    • @listerofsmeg884
      @listerofsmeg884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      She believes 'superfood' means something...

    • @Moist_Plinth
      @Moist_Plinth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Now.You.Don’t 😂

    • @hinathedinoroblox98
      @hinathedinoroblox98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hahahahah

  • @start9829
    @start9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7491

    This man really just came in here and told everyone how to catch seaweed

    • @Lol-zj1kl
      @Lol-zj1kl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Bruh

    • @1996MrAwesome
      @1996MrAwesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lmao 😂😂😂😂

    • @LGDx
      @LGDx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Straight saVage

    • @RogerBarraud
      @RogerBarraud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You troll for it...
      So this comments section should obviate the need for those Scottish beaches.

    • @stueymorris
      @stueymorris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      And said it was the best job in the world lol

  • @ParadigmZwei
    @ParadigmZwei 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +148

    I do love when people come in with an insane valuation and Peter Jones immediately asks about it, because you can tell from his voice that he knows it's baseless. He's just playing with his food.

    • @wyrmseyeview26
      @wyrmseyeview26 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Peter was so brutal in this one. I guess sometimes he gets bored and decides to wind up a pitcher before eviscerating them.

  • @ClassicRiki
    @ClassicRiki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    I think Rory felt particularly awkward being called a “Seaweed Hunter”, as he never got around to owning up to his slight exaggeration to her. It all started when she complained that Rory took too long to return with the first batch of Seaweed. He didn’t want her to be mad so he began down a path cluttered with a terrible web of lies. Since that very first time, there was no turning back; every day since, Rory has been leaving the office with night-vision goggles, a spear-gun and some re-useable Sainsbury’s bags to put the seaweed in.

    • @The_Lone_Wanderer_101
      @The_Lone_Wanderer_101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is the best comment so far 😂😂

    • @withgoddess
      @withgoddess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock
      @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That explains the high cost of goods

    • @chrisbevis7725
      @chrisbevis7725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would get over to Bally Bunion in ROI where they have a seaweed bathing site on the beach. You could just buy the seaweed used for a couple of baths for about 20 euro and have a years supply.

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg this thread is full of amazing comments but I spat my water everywhere after reading yours 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • @citywitt3202
    @citywitt3202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4697

    To all the people making Rory jokes, he’s the one getting all the money because cost of goods is nearly 75% more than turnover. That guys a genius.

    • @scooby1992
      @scooby1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      and making it from something that occurs naturally and he gets other people to collect . He is no idiot , but played the ' simple man ' routine really well which made him look like a nice guy at the side of Fiona .

    • @citywitt3202
      @citywitt3202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Scooby1 whilst slipping in the line “no seaweed, no sales, no profit... ^*thinks*^ for me”

    • @jamiemoore1989
      @jamiemoore1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      and at the end he says "You've been badly advised" lmaooooo

    • @justanotherhappyhumanist8832
      @justanotherhappyhumanist8832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      He probably told her to reject the offer, so he could keep ripping her off lol.

    • @ArbitratorTemplar
      @ArbitratorTemplar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Are you all sure Rory is the culprit?

  • @24magiccarrot
    @24magiccarrot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2271

    Net profit??? We don't use nets to collect seaweed.

  • @Jehannum2000
    @Jehannum2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You can sing “I’m just a humble seaweed harvester” to the tune of I've Got a Brand New Combine Harvester.

    • @vics749
      @vics749 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks I just did 😂

  • @jchanel04
    @jchanel04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    This has to be the best comment section of all Dragon's Den videos.

    • @coolperson6883
      @coolperson6883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Got to be the comments when Jenny is in videos lol

    • @dronespace
      @dronespace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@coolperson6883 'And for that reason I'm oot'

    • @electraheart2476
      @electraheart2476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      right?

    • @UsmanMuhammadNooruddin
      @UsmanMuhammadNooruddin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most definitely. I make pilgrimage to this video and the comments section after some time to relax and sea weed. 🤣

  • @alfiemason2484
    @alfiemason2484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2655

    Peter:”What’s net profit?” Rory:”SEAWEED”

  • @CarolineTodd
    @CarolineTodd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2732

    I think she pissed them all off immediately when she said 3% 🤦

    • @Robkojak1234
      @Robkojak1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I don't know why any prospect proposes 3% to the Dragon's 😮🙈🙈🙈🙈

    • @angelstarfire
      @angelstarfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Exactly I immediately cringed

    • @purpledaisy8769
      @purpledaisy8769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yep

    • @medievalist
      @medievalist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      My jaw dropped when she said 3%. How does anyone not coming into the Den not realise that valuing their company at 3.3 million quid is going to be fatal? Nick Jenkins' shocked look said it all.

    • @sophiewilliams7209
      @sophiewilliams7209 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you think that then Caroline you massive whopper

  • @Nostradamusknow
    @Nostradamusknow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    More than the show, I loved reading the comments. Poor Rory.

    • @dronespace
      @dronespace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rory is love, Rory is life

    • @richard7645
      @richard7645 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Seaweed good very good

  • @bobbyjones3351
    @bobbyjones3351 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Rory the man the myth the legend
    They were here to Sea-Kelp with their company

  • @starduster2829
    @starduster2829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3587

    Rory was probably thinking of nothing but seaweed throughout the whole pitch.

  • @beetlepimp8966
    @beetlepimp8966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2528

    “I’ve got the best job in the world, I collect seaweed for Fiona”

    • @lisaslifestyle
      @lisaslifestyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      And cast my nets wide... (I bet he does)

    • @KingK339
      @KingK339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      He's selling it to her for 365k...of course it's a good job

    • @bonkeydollocks1879
      @bonkeydollocks1879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KingK339 hahahahahahha

    • @mickybo1787
      @mickybo1787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did laugh at that

    • @annabelralph7874
      @annabelralph7874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What a moron

  • @johnf4659
    @johnf4659 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    the way Rory tells her she's been badly advised then turns his back on her 🤣

    • @basstrammel1322
      @basstrammel1322 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He deserves money for that one.

    • @mariejames9962
      @mariejames9962 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The way she stares at him

    • @davidquality1903
      @davidquality1903 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ice cold!

    • @issyissy194
      @issyissy194 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@davidquality1903 😆😆 Iceman Rory LMAO

  • @Itskilo
    @Itskilo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Rory has hunted some of the most dangerous and elusive seaweed in the world, few men have lived to tell the tales he has

  • @waynemorris6907
    @waynemorris6907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2126

    The mouth is smiling, but the eyes are saying "KILL".

    • @celineremice2093
      @celineremice2093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @chattycathydoll
      @chattycathydoll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @WayneMorris you mean kill again

    • @GarrusN7
      @GarrusN7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That look she gave to Rory in the elevator.....he hasn't gone missing has he?

    • @kevm4035
      @kevm4035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pat Phelan from coronation street is beside her and has killed a few!

    • @MTN12
      @MTN12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      6:57 that Grinch look :D

  • @foreverhiddenpabz
    @foreverhiddenpabz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3931

    Rory went home and drank Stella. Then told Fiona what he really thinks of her. After that he immediately got his map out and targeted the best spots for seaweed.

    • @dickhead8775
      @dickhead8775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Drank Stella, then wee'd in the sea.

    • @hulahula3897
      @hulahula3897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I’m dying from laughter bruh

    • @ssanches7003
      @ssanches7003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hahhhaahaha amazing comment. Genuine laughter 🤣🤣🤣

    • @clarencebodicker3299
      @clarencebodicker3299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He looks more like a special brew man

    • @lonemusunga9581
      @lonemusunga9581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @sammm6210
    @sammm6210 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Peter: ‘Net profit…’
    Rory: ‘Net? I have a net. The profit would be lots of seaweed.’
    Peter: ‘No, Rory. Net profit.’
    Debora: ‘Peter has been very patient. If you said that to me …’
    Rory: ‘I’m patient too. I catch seaweed at high tide.’
    Peter: ‘How have you raised £300,000.’
    Rory: ‘I usually just lift the net up and raise it that way.’
    All dragons: ‘I’m out.’
    Rory: ‘Trout.’

    • @anniesauras_rex
      @anniesauras_rex ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trout 😂😂😂

    • @davemeads859
      @davemeads859 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ffs 😂😂😂😂

    • @sammm6210
      @sammm6210 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anniesauras_rex glad you appreciate Rory’s life 😊😅

  • @HughBurgessSinger
    @HughBurgessSinger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    3:50 salt shaker music for tension. Killer move

  • @iamfairlylegendary
    @iamfairlylegendary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1814

    No Seaweed, No Sales, No Profit..Thank you very much - Rory 2019

    • @KLloyd146
      @KLloyd146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂

    • @kayblackman1179
      @kayblackman1179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fredbloggs8369
      @fredbloggs8369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lol - It's almost like a thinly veiled threat to Fiona. You better cough up ho or no seaweed, no sales, no profit.

    • @mphoserumola4985
      @mphoserumola4985 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @bdina29
      @bdina29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why did he even say that ? It comes across as a rather negative statement

  • @TheHumbledon
    @TheHumbledon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3831

    You happy TH-cam? You’ve been recommending me this for 7 weeks

    • @mahnoorm5634
      @mahnoorm5634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      TheHumbleDon this was posted like a week ago

    • @tohm9070
      @tohm9070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yellow Candy hyperbole

    • @antw7513
      @antw7513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yellow Candy man got caught out😂😂

    • @the___truth8038
      @the___truth8038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yellow Candy 🤣🤦‍♂️

    • @alibongo51
      @alibongo51 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a dipshit

  • @peterhaskew
    @peterhaskew ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It's yet another pitch where you find yourself asking, "Have these people ever watched Dragon's Den before going on it? How can they not be ready to answer the questions it's obvious the Dragons will ask?!"

    • @theblode1337
      @theblode1337 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      must have caught a canadian episode where someone hocking horoscopes got everything they asked for

  • @stevenclark1973
    @stevenclark1973 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Where's Rory now? We need to find him and make sure he's ok. He deserves better than this.

  • @BenjaminGoose
    @BenjaminGoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4224

    "no seaweed, no sales, no profit"
    Sounds like a good business.

    • @tayomide9356
      @tayomide9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      sounds like a good business NOT lol

    • @gordonirvine726
      @gordonirvine726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @superglen5488
      @superglen5488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      To be fair you can do that for basically any business on earth

    • @star0galaxy655
      @star0galaxy655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@superglen5488 i know

    • @jl4260
      @jl4260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It's so cute how he says that in the pitch of all places. Like yeah it's technically true but you're meant to be selling your idea to them not making them doubt you lmao

  • @iamadamsusername
    @iamadamsusername 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1295

    "My company is worth millions because I say so" - every person who shows up on this show

    • @Justinjohnson32
      @Justinjohnson32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's funny, cause her company is now work approx £70m

    • @spr1ngcactu5
      @spr1ngcactu5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JJ no it’s just a little over 500k

    • @doktordrift948
      @doktordrift948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      So many financial experts in one little thread! Amazing!

    • @olitomceliet2245
      @olitomceliet2245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its actually 0.

    • @1984Variant
      @1984Variant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Wally-H oof

  • @davidlewis5312
    @davidlewis5312 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    we made 200k but it cost us 350k to make that.
    The fact she wasn't thrown out the moment that came out of her mouth is a testament to patience.

    • @Billywijake
      @Billywijake 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And that's just for the seeweed

  • @flanaj2
    @flanaj2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    They went their separate ways after the show.
    *Fiona* - The lonely beaches of Scotland.
    *Rory* - Whetherspoons.

  • @erotictomato
    @erotictomato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1945

    *_“Money is just land seaweed”_*
    _- Rory_

    • @starchythepotato2877
      @starchythepotato2877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Landweed

    • @howard18plus
      @howard18plus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      died

    • @michaelrawson6261
      @michaelrawson6261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Erotic tomato:... yeah, but when you've got a bob or two... it sure as bloody hell takes the sting out of bein skint!!!

    • @Bulskee
      @Bulskee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @danhanley1313
      @danhanley1313 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @Sean-me4fv
    @Sean-me4fv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1651

    "No seaweed, no sales, no profit." What was that supposed to make us feel?

    • @warbler1984
      @warbler1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      It sounds dodgy...does he just go to the beach and harvest public seaweed? Surely that screws with the ecosystem

    • @walterkrop12
      @walterkrop12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Free ad for their company, maybe?

    • @chrishansen3278
      @chrishansen3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Sean it's make it sound like he's trying to say half the time there isn't any seaweed so they don't make any money, good pitch

    • @Sean-me4fv
      @Sean-me4fv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      paul smudge That’s what I was thinking too

    • @Sean-me4fv
      @Sean-me4fv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      At least he clarified that it is the cold, lonely beaches of not only east but also west Scotland

  • @jamiedavies5217
    @jamiedavies5217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    4:17 peters face after Deborah says how patient he’s been 😅

  • @airfixx_8952
    @airfixx_8952 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love the implication that seaweed is evasive.

  • @vanessag5449
    @vanessag5449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2545

    Bless Rory, he just wants to leave the room to collect seaweed

    • @mrbabajidee3133
      @mrbabajidee3133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣

    • @sophiewilliams7209
      @sophiewilliams7209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I really don’t believe that for a second. What are your sources and reasoning for this statement?

    • @vanessag5449
      @vanessag5449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ShowbizSoph his comment saying his favourite thing is collecting seaweed 😂

    • @andrewobrien7571
      @andrewobrien7571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is a fucking chancer.. couple of goons

    • @existingwoman3753
      @existingwoman3753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

  • @Maximus25N
    @Maximus25N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3233

    When Debra was born, she looked straight up at her mother and spoke these words “and for that reason I’m out”. It was a miracle.

  • @mrnevermind
    @mrnevermind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    You can tell the moment she doesn’t know what the gross profit actually is, she got so defensive

  • @pirateboyfearless
    @pirateboyfearless ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think a lot of people commenting don't realise that you actually have to slay seaweed before harvesting. A humble seaweed hunter will track a target for days before closing in to battle in hand to hand combat in a barechested duel to the death.

  • @yungnoodlearm
    @yungnoodlearm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2477

    I feel sorry for Rory, he doesnt know about all this business talk, he’s just a poor seaweed hunter!

    • @royalhero4608
      @royalhero4608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I get a strong feeling that's not all he was, especially his comment at the end

    • @yungnoodlearm
      @yungnoodlearm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Mass Debater eat someones shitty toilet paper

    • @yungnoodlearm
      @yungnoodlearm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      SmoothSoulLover i reckon he’s doing her up the butt

    • @royalhero4608
      @royalhero4608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yungnoodlearm I wouldn't argue with that one bahaha

    • @deerheart87
      @deerheart87 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And a negative one at that

  • @ItsNotRealLife
    @ItsNotRealLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1859

    Her:
    "So over to you Rory"
    Rory:
    "I love seaweed.......and her but, mostly seaweed

    • @mlrd6622
      @mlrd6622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ha Ha, You Got Me There :)

    • @_aworldthatspoke950
      @_aworldthatspoke950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stymy ypog

    • @Thelostgoldhunters
      @Thelostgoldhunters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rory's milking her dry

    • @rattusnorvegicus4380
      @rattusnorvegicus4380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Thelostgoldhunters Yeah either that or he must have the most expensive seaweed harvesting system there is....perhaps he uses a chartered cargo seaplane with a net, captained by Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger?

  • @Haze1434
    @Haze1434 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Getting defensive is pretty normal given a fight or flight response.
    Unfortunately, if she'd have gone in more prepared, she wouldn't have been triggered in to feeling that way. That's the secret.

  • @Ristofec
    @Ristofec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “The cold, lonely, clean beaches of west and east Scotland” lmao those are some strange adjectives to describe a beach.

  • @jacoh9591
    @jacoh9591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3539

    "Are you coming here for a fight" that escalated quickly for me, the woman is clueless not aggressive

    • @ClothyCentral
      @ClothyCentral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      i think the editing is off on this. she really wasn't rude, just flustered.

    • @Mathijs303
      @Mathijs303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      must be the editing, this video should be reuploaded

    • @HDawg26
      @HDawg26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I just feel like Deborah is always looking for some bullshit reason NOT to invest. Never seen her invest in anything. And most of the time is the first one out.

    • @aldobautista4185
      @aldobautista4185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      That bitch’s coochie walls are lined with sandpaper

    • @Asw_2004
      @Asw_2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      idk i sort of got the vibe (woke alert) that she wanted to force an investment

  • @Deezhan
    @Deezhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    "Hi, my name is Peter Jones, what's your name?"
    "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WHAT'S MY NAME'?"

    • @kobe51
      @kobe51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😆

    • @smelsterbum2517
      @smelsterbum2517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What do you mean what's my age

    • @lukerobinson9646
      @lukerobinson9646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ARE U ASSUMING MY GENDARRRRR

    • @louiseanderson1505
      @louiseanderson1505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😃😂😃😂😅

    • @davidmarchant9386
      @davidmarchant9386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My name is minus my overheads no sorry plus national insurance number

  • @christophermills9348
    @christophermills9348 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The comments section is fkn fantastic I hope Rory sees this and writes a book

  • @markvanglabbeek1653
    @markvanglabbeek1653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Touker absolutely nailed this. “Fiona - Rory: HOW ARE YOU?” 🤣🤣

  • @amitsidhar
    @amitsidhar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    I can imagine Rory in the car ride home....
    "Every f***ing time!!!!!!"

    • @JuniorD01
      @JuniorD01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😆

    • @johnnyace2287
      @johnnyace2287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😀😀😀

    • @jetsiomanuna3761
      @jetsiomanuna3761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • @fredsmith1970
      @fredsmith1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thank you for that... I had a laugh out loud moment :-)

    • @alexjames6029
      @alexjames6029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Full on belly laughed at this. Thank you 😊

  • @superman00001
    @superman00001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2613

    Soon after, Rory resigned and got out of the seaweed business. He is now a dandelion gatherer.

    • @mariea82
      @mariea82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂

    • @rhysknight8681
      @rhysknight8681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm in.

    • @ixopo6715
      @ixopo6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😊😊😊

    • @freeman2399
      @freeman2399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lol. When I was a kid, my dad would pay me 5 cents for every dandelion I picked on our lawn.

    • @dronespace
      @dronespace 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rhysknight8681 💪

  • @neilh1086
    @neilh1086 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Rory had it tough during the 70s seaweed wars.

  • @MrStringybark
    @MrStringybark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Her whole attitude boiled down to, "How dare you question me."
    I can see the desire in her eyes to shake her fist and call him every name under the Sun.

  • @user-kl1lp9iu7j
    @user-kl1lp9iu7j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    When Sarah said she liked seaweed
    Rory: 😍

  • @superman00001
    @superman00001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3225

    “We’re offering 3% for 100k”
    “I’ll give you 100k for 50%”
    “That’s a very generous offer.”
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @arzog6446
      @arzog6446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      he didn't offer 100k , he said he'd put as much money as needed.

    • @BigWoppenheimer
      @BigWoppenheimer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      @@arzog6446 “I’ll give you all the money” meaning he’ll give full asking amount. lol c’mon buddy not hard

    • @arzog6446
      @arzog6446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@BigWoppenheimer not native. It just sounded like "all the money needed" but yeah ok tnks for the help.

    • @BigWoppenheimer
      @BigWoppenheimer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@arzog6446 all good bro I got you 🙏

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      They're operating at a loss so that's not unreasonable

  • @ellamayo9619
    @ellamayo9619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    no matter how many times i watch this, i can’t stop getting embarrassed and it’s not even me making the pitch.

  • @matthewbell4273
    @matthewbell4273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love the “faux confusion” that both Peter & Deborah do (inc Deborah’s confused head turn at 2:06) when it comes to numbers underpinning inflated valuations.

  • @philip013
    @philip013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2797

    Rory goes looking for seaweed just to get out of the house.

    • @Ddj545
      @Ddj545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂😂👌

    • @saminabibi2015
      @saminabibi2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Funny get 😂😂😂got to admit we are hard work 😂😂

    • @gordonirvine726
      @gordonirvine726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤦

    • @bigboss2011
      @bigboss2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bloody hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tmfromdenmark9158
      @tmfromdenmark9158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They are not married🤗

  • @Russeroo
    @Russeroo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Fiona. Net profit zero
    Rory. Net profit 350k 🤔
    “I’ve got the best job in the world” 👌🏻

    • @LoggyWD
      @LoggyWD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Actually -150k not zero.

    • @Russeroo
      @Russeroo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E'raan Lue 😂😂 so true, albeit loss not profit.

    • @Russeroo
      @Russeroo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      E'raan Lue i.e. net profit.....zero 🤦‍♂️

    • @Russeroo
      @Russeroo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ryan Morgan just so you know it was humour....Unless Rory’s team of gatherers work for nothing...
      P.S. The Scottish coastline is littered with rocks, trawlers don’t harvest seaweed....or trawl over rocky ground, it’s gathered at the shoreline at low water by hand. Cost of which is wages only.

  • @ruthh5199
    @ruthh5199 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Peter's initial covert sarcasm was delightful!!

  • @ililllillillilliil8327
    @ililllillillilliil8327 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    :Casts a wide net
    :has harvesters
    :No seaweed, no sales, no profit
    :Humble seaweed harvester
    :Invaluable lesson learned

  • @NorthernHistory
    @NorthernHistory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1448

    "As a humble seaweed hunter I-" Sorry I couldnt help but burst out laughing.

    • @poopie4738
      @poopie4738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      im a professional seaweed hunter yall 😗✌️

    • @ilikethisnamebetter
      @ilikethisnamebetter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "Your seaweed, he be a cunning beast.."

    • @A1M8E7
      @A1M8E7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NPC LMAO

    • @Misbah007
      @Misbah007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She came for free marketing

    • @edithflood631
      @edithflood631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Noble calling, seaweed Hunter. Nothing to be ashamed of. Scavenger, forager, Hunter. Why stop at Hunter? Seaweed Master... now there’s a title. But I would prefer Seaweed Lord.

  • @geowynleda4641
    @geowynleda4641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1821

    I didn't realise how entertaining this programme is.

    • @benconway9010
      @benconway9010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oh it's very entertaining😄😄😄😄😄

    • @theyoungwolf9852
      @theyoungwolf9852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Very underrated show

    • @loganrichardson7870
      @loganrichardson7870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The English are the king of awkward

    • @shiftydog6969
      @shiftydog6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      for real, I've been watching these all day from a random recommendation on the sidebar!

    • @halfvolley11
      @halfvolley11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      far better than shark tank

  • @mastEren11
    @mastEren11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Debra sounded likePeter’s mum for a moment there. Peter was not extremely patient, he was the one who started the fight. Peter must’ve felt like that kid that just picked on everyone and had his mum come to his defence.

    • @AdamBechtol
      @AdamBechtol 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ya

    • @Black.Sabbath
      @Black.Sabbath 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think he was patient actually

    • @georgelopez1924
      @georgelopez1924 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He started a fight by asking very basic questions about the business that anyone who runs a business should know?

  • @gilbertdaroy6080
    @gilbertdaroy6080 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is one of those times when Peter held his temper in a tremendous chokehold and was actually being very POLITE.

  • @sdsumiguel5937
    @sdsumiguel5937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    Fiona: I turn $350k into $200k.
    Touca: I want 50% of that.

    • @ry22
      @ry22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      tbf though he would have gone in and sorted them out and turned it into profit which he would have got his money back rather quickly at 50%

    • @DeadlyBlade21
      @DeadlyBlade21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Isn't that just initial costs? I'm so confused as to why Peter got angry so quickly. She immediately made it clear that they were at a loss at the moment

    • @rockhardsolid3394
      @rockhardsolid3394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@DeadlyBlade21 you should NEVER have a gross loss lol. Otherwise you may as well call it a day. You're paying to work/earn. Doesn't make sense.

    • @umara3427
      @umara3427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DeadlyBlade21 And dont forgetm this is just a part of the pitching. I guess there was more mistake off screen that made Peter (and deborah) upset

    • @DeadlyBlade21
      @DeadlyBlade21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rockhardsolid3394 my bad lol. I'm as dumb as her. I thought gross profit was the same as net profit. So I was confused as to why someone would be annoyed at a net loss so early on.

  • @apocalypsed8
    @apocalypsed8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2663

    The man. The myth. The legend. When we are out here dragging our bored bodies to dusty offices and dim factories, Rory is out there living the dream hunting seaweed. We can only hope to rise to the height of his ankles.

    • @hyllaf
      @hyllaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahaha

    • @williamevans9426
      @williamevans9426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well, wouldn't you prefer the company of seaweed to that of the dead-eyed Fiona, too? Even talking to the limpets would be preferable to returning to base!

    • @karmatraining
      @karmatraining 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Honestly that sounds pretty relaxing. I could do that.

    • @natethetrain
      @natethetrain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      6:55

    • @malcolm9994
      @malcolm9994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👍🤣

  • @tylerjohnharker8529
    @tylerjohnharker8529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I come to this comment section once a day to remind myself how much of a legend Rory is.

    • @SparrowFX23
      @SparrowFX23 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me too dude. Rory is a ledge.

    • @richard7645
      @richard7645 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Seaweed is the best

  • @elliel8626
    @elliel8626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "forgotten superfood" how is it forgotten if it's used and enjoyed daily in many countries already? miss columbus over here

  • @Swamp-Bat
    @Swamp-Bat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    I love how the narrator makes it seem like a nature documentary

    • @elcee84
      @elcee84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😅😅😅👌🏾💯

    • @Mumummymom
      @Mumummymom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      - I’m gonna sneak up behind that seaweed....Look at it, it’s just beautiful....

    • @klobiforpresident2254
      @klobiforpresident2254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mumummymom
      With Rory's success in seaweed hunting a small industry has emerged, claiming that their "natural" seaweed with its large range to roam in has a much better texture than what is normally raised in large tanks in a high stress environment.
      With this we leave behind the coasts of Scotland and head off to India to observe a close cousin of the seaweed in its natural habitat : landweed, otherwise known as Marijuana.

  • @shaunschweg
    @shaunschweg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    as a humble seaweed harvester this has been an invaluable lesson for me so thank you very much
    thanks rory

    • @jalalanware6993
      @jalalanware6993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      How can you not love that man

    • @scooby1992
      @scooby1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      What he really meant was ' why did I let this woman talk me into going on national TV and get humiliated ? ' , although in fairness not humiliated as much as Fiona was . Rory looked like he wished the ground had swallowed him up from very early on and despite him saying what a strong woman Fiona was his body language in the lift afterwards spoke volumes . I bet they had a right shouting match once the cameras were off .

    • @warrenbrandt2572
      @warrenbrandt2572 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are swiss yes?

    • @royalhero4608
      @royalhero4608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@scooby1992 I doubt it. Any word out of Rory and fiona's whip and leather comes out, just like that

    • @MrDash711
      @MrDash711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Somewhere in the world, a tumbleweed just lost its job for not turning up for its shift.

  • @asdfgh-uh6cy
    @asdfgh-uh6cy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    After this episode, that woman had nightmares about gross profits for many months.

  • @davidjames579
    @davidjames579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I'm a Humble Seaweed Harvester. I have harvesters scouring the cold, lonely beaches of Scotland" Wait, so you're not some romantic wildman, but a Gangboss.

  • @---uc6mz
    @---uc6mz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    Rory: "I have the best job in the world"
    10min later
    "I have the worst job in the world"

  • @hjw7692
    @hjw7692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    "As a humble seaweed harvester" is the most important sentence I've ever heard.

  • @MauiTaha
    @MauiTaha 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I thought I recognised that guy. I was out getting sushi on a date once when he crashed through the window and snatched it right off my plate screaming "I've got the best job in the worlddddddddd"

  • @marcosrattenbury6944
    @marcosrattenbury6944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm super surprised they didn't even try to negotiate with tuka. Rorys response in the lift was hilarious "you've been badly advised"

  • @setpunks13
    @setpunks13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1481

    I dont think she's being defensive. She just doesnt know business basics.
    Gross profit for god sake.

    • @sarmadghafoor1484
      @sarmadghafoor1484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      t .byrne she acted like she knew then tried to have have a valuation of 3 mill. 350 k and sold 200 k that’s kind of shows she has no idea of business lol

    • @bmiovino
      @bmiovino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      At first I didn’t know what it was either because in the US we call it disgusting profit.

    • @Fif0l
      @Fif0l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      She clearly acts very offended at every question that is asked.
      So yeah, she is being defensive.
      "What do you mean how did I raise 350k"
      "Of course I know what gross profit is"

    • @rachaelstanley7986
      @rachaelstanley7986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Fif0l But by definition, being defensive isn't being aggressive - it's defending yourself from a perceived attack.

    • @Fif0l
      @Fif0l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@rachaelstanley7986 so, you agree she's being defensive?

  • @marclaw4511
    @marclaw4511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1118

    Rory has been ripping her off,no wonder he kept stum.

    • @wariv7746
      @wariv7746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Three hundred and fifty grand to source seaweed......seems legit........

    • @missondo4887
      @missondo4887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Marc Law exactly lol 😂 she’s not seeing it that the worst part - Rory is dodgy no wonder he loves he’s job

    • @MarkHewitt
      @MarkHewitt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Depends. For example, she may have spent £350,000 on the seaweed but £250,000 of that seaweed could be unsold (i.e. stock). I am afraid she didn't know her financials.

    • @justanotherhappyhumanist8832
      @justanotherhappyhumanist8832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He probably told her to reject the offer, so he could keep ripping her off lol.

    • @Lulabellexd
      @Lulabellexd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah then he says right at the end "you've been given bad advice" and she just looks at him in astonishment as the penny drops lol

  • @andrewbradley2019
    @andrewbradley2019 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Based on her figures Rory should’ve said:
    “I’ve got the best job in the world. Seaweed , Sales , No Profit”

  • @bobsaget832
    @bobsaget832 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This has quickly become one of my favorite shows to watch on TH-cam

  • @eoghanmacdonald7265
    @eoghanmacdonald7265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1335

    Rory got proper excited when they were talking about net profit like “oooooh I use a net!”

  • @RossKempOnYourMum01
    @RossKempOnYourMum01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    Rory starts fights with supermarket cashiers when they don't accept seaweed as legal tender.

    • @Jay-bi8vz
      @Jay-bi8vz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What??

    • @gordonirvine726
      @gordonirvine726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣😂😂👍👍👍👌👌👏👏

    • @Kasey.Walker
      @Kasey.Walker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      With a Scotsman behind him ready to take his chance.

    • @ritadonnelly8820
      @ritadonnelly8820 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had a good laugh

    • @hotbambi2010
      @hotbambi2010 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol what😂

  • @infjmale91
    @infjmale91 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    All jokes aside, what was Rory's purpose being in the den? He didn't do anything. It's not like anyone who has any food product is like 'here is the chef who makes it'.

  • @00gpowe
    @00gpowe 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    She wasn’t that defensive. Peter lynched her

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Rory: "Should take the 50% offer, have you any idea how much seaweed you could buy for 100 grand?"

  • @joem7922
    @joem7922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +983

    “You were badly advised…”
    Rory then quietly slips a strand of seaweed out of his pocket and strangles her while he whispers “I’m so sorry darling”…

    • @withgoddess
      @withgoddess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂 The darling is so British.

    • @jasonm4332
      @jasonm4332 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆😄😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @seanharp2001
      @seanharp2001 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @oscarpye8151
      @oscarpye8151 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mate this had me creasing 😂😂😂

    • @KT-jb3vj
      @KT-jb3vj ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ass_Burgers_Syndrome
    @Ass_Burgers_Syndrome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "What's the net profit?"
    Rory "Ah that'll be the seaweed.

  • @thomasdalton1508
    @thomasdalton1508 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mara Seaweed went into administration in June 2023 and was purchased by Seaweed Enterprises for £60,000. They had debts of about £1.1m (including £200,000 owed to this woman), which went completely unpaid. The sale price only covered a fraction of the cost of the administration, leaving nothing for anyone else. The employees were transferred to Seaweed Enterprises who also paid their unpaid wages of £8,000 in addition to the £60,000.

  • @BattleSaver
    @BattleSaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2255

    "I've got the best job in the world"
    "my role is to get seaweed for fiona"

    • @nickforde9858
      @nickforde9858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      If it was his business, he would have probably got the investment.

    • @adamjones9
      @adamjones9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Easily one of my favourite comments on youtube

    • @brothercaleb
      @brothercaleb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Horizon Music - then: “we’ve been ill advised” 🙄

    • @nickforde9858
      @nickforde9858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@brothercaleb He said, "You've been badly advised."

    • @brothercaleb
      @brothercaleb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick Forde - my bad. Listened again and you’re right. Cheers 🍻

  • @caitlin9007
    @caitlin9007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    Everyone is talking about how rude she was but...
    £100,000 pounds...for 3%?!

    • @caitlin9007
      @caitlin9007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Umar IFL Umar lmao

    • @ross9385
      @ross9385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Exactly! Soon as she said that i rolled my eyes! She hasnt gotba clue what she's doing.

    • @caitlin9007
      @caitlin9007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Neo TheOne ikr

    • @hwwh8145
      @hwwh8145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeahh my eyebrows shot up

    • @alliedatheistalliance6776
      @alliedatheistalliance6776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well tbf if she asked for £1 for 99% of the business they'd offer 20p for 100%. That said her business is a moneypit imo.

  • @originalunoriginal4055
    @originalunoriginal4055 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    *Dragons:
    " What will you do with the money if you were given the investment today?"
    Fiona:
    " 🤨😏 Why do you want to know? I am sorry, but that's non of your business! 😠👀"