Yeah man, a 94 Deville screams "I don't have insurance and my tags are probably expired, and I'll just tell you what my warrants are to save us both the trouble of looking them up."
You know this girl was down bad because how could you possibly try to be a gold digger with the Coke Chronicles Era Goblin? That's not gonna work lmao.
Been watching for 2 years goblin. I just turned 16, and I was on probation for 3 years. I got off a few weeks ago nd I’m still watching u bro keep making content
7:20 I think people always ask TH-camrs how much they make because it varies so much from person to person. Any other job sector you can kind of gauge how much money a person would make.
But in a casual social situation where you're not talking to coworkers it's more likely that they were asking to see if he was a successful TH-camr or not, most other normal jobs you don't need to ask cause u know how much they usually make
It’s one thing if a coworker asks, but if my family kept asking during Thanksgiving dinner or some bitch asks about it during a date, I’d see that as rude for sure.
Me and my partner in crime in middle schools prime hangout spot used to be a park and we live up north so it snows a shit load, the park was like 3 football fields and we both wore converse and trudged around that shit and the rest of our tiny town flipping bags and smoking up everyday and the converse survived it all🤣
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Coppin something on payday boiiiiiiiiiii
@Panda Gram nah
you are a goat for this... this is why we all fuck with you bro. great idea
Can hear the man you are naw in voies all cool
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This song bro
"that whip was a squirter, i'll tell you what."
- Goblin 2021
I wish i could share youtube comments
Unlike the chick!
i read this as he said it and laughed so hard
i read this as he said it
“my car was ready to squirt” bro that one dude who was in a relationship with his car on my strange addiction felt that
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lmaoooooo the one w dat red car
Everyone talkin about perfect timing like they not fucked up all day LMAO
Nbs 🤣🤣🤣
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All facts
Stop calling us out bruh
Chill bro it’s my day off😭😭
hearing goblin talk about sports seems like a fever dream
hearing gob talking about betting on them doesn’t seem so tho
Goblin talking: Yes I’m heavily addicted to cocaine.
The gameplay: * VIOLENTLY TRYING TO HITCH A POLICE VEHICLE TO A TRACTOR *
tweaker
Most normal goblin activities
just a friendly reminder that mr. krabs sold spongebobs soul for 62 cents
And gobby sold his soul for an 8 ball
Cheers for that. Genuinely appreciated, taken to heart
@@kobold7763 lmao
Needs to get that ketamine
It’s all about that bag
“You could piss on a pair of converse and they’d probably look the same”
Has got to be my favorite goblin quote 😂
Happy af to know my boy goblin getting that sponsored bag, much deserved
fr gob been puttin out videos like a machine lately
how did he get a sponsor on this vid XD
@@xrxmonster9363cause a degen company knows degens will bet with them.
“Pull a cup up we got bevy’s dude” had me dead asf😭
This man can’t be stopped, this is a renaissance and we’re living it
This man lived an entire marriage/divorce experience in under a day
Some good ass blow will do that to you.
He got the whole honeymoon phase to absolutely hating the person is a 3 hours timeframe
Damn he really does upload at the perfect time
It’s been good this month lolll
@GunnerWestfall self promoting isn’t cool
“May have gone out of my way too accelerate a bit more” had me dying 😭
Goblin your stories literally get me through life. Thank you for being you fam.
Asking someone to grab lunch who you are currently doing coke with is hysterical.
Buying coke from, literally pulled up to her house to serve her and ended up going on a lunch date,
Female privilege is a scary thing
I’m ready for this hoot and holler, true banger if you will.
Seen title & knew this would be a hoot. Cheers Boys✅
Yeah man, a 94 Deville screams "I don't have insurance and my tags are probably expired, and I'll just tell you what my warrants are to save us both the trouble of looking them up."
You've got some pre-toxicity leafy level storytelling skills. I hope your channel becomes and stays very prosperous
pre toxicity hahahahahahahahah ok.
LMAO PRETOXICITY 🤣😂 leafy is king lmao but his ass was toxic from the beginning. that's why we loved him.
You know this girl was down bad because how could you possibly try to be a gold digger with the Coke Chronicles Era Goblin? That's not gonna work lmao.
Bro literally perfect timing just finished a sesh and ready for bed, what a perfect way to end a night keep up the work 👍🏻
Bartard: Goblin your such a god perfect timing as usual *pops 2 more hulks*
2 goblin videos in 2 days? Poppa gob really blessing us
Perfect timing, I’m zooted out of my mind rn
Yall need jesus
Man old gobby videos always hit when your goin through a hard time
The leak could’ve been your air conditioning unit leaking but for some reason the cadi said nah super soaker mode engaged
Dude he clearly said it was a squirter. Just gets excited from those break-neck 45mph speeds.
Heater core, aircon is full of gas, not water.
@dunxy water condenses on the evaporator. Usually it leaks onto the road
Your vids really be gettin me through tough times🤝
“I hope it suffered water damage “ 😂😂
Im fucking crying bro this was such a banger
Facts dude this shit was so funny
It’s crazy how he still has stories to tell, will he ever run out??
Nope he makes new adventures too
He still on his fuk shi so he doesn’t run out 🤣💪🏾
You just do enough bro
what’s crazy is he doesn’t forget any of them with maybe 20 brain cells left in total
Always coming in clutch with the hood classics
I seen this coming as soon as the conversation turned towards getting food... 😆 of course she's going to try and suck out as much as she could
This hoot and holler is impeccably on time !!
I'm so glad you turned on the jets after she was rude af lol had me dyin
This would be a good feature to have on any car tbh lmao
Just when im taking some shroomies and lighting up Goblin comes through with the Hoot n' a Holler for me. Clutch
Ayyye Gob coming in clutch w the late night upload , smoking while watching this one bro keep the bangers coming
Crossed off vodka and gramen you really do have impeccable timing. been bingeing your videos all day.
Just realized this was dropped today and didn’t realize when it popped up at work
The heater core was not happy in the Deville Dawg lmaoo
Been watching for 2 years goblin. I just turned 16, and I was on probation for 3 years. I got off a few weeks ago nd I’m still watching u bro keep making content
Your 18 bro
Goblin ain’t no simp 💀🤣
21:15 That voice crack has me dying
Imagine if these stories were a animated show, or even a real comedy show.
That’d be really cool tbh, an animated series
@@andrew69007 they are expensive to make though
“The water begins to come into the area where she has her purse” I literally gasped in terror at the realization….
needless to say, this cured my hangover.
Perfect timing I’m smacked off that oxy rn
Be fucking careful
I love how goblin references his car leaking water. His heater core was bad, and he thought it was some crazy defect
Goblin has the perfect ability to just bangers at just the right time
how did gob manage to get the cops to be chasing him to being dragged by him on the tractor
7:20 I think people always ask TH-camrs how much they make because it varies so much from person to person. Any other job sector you can kind of gauge how much money a person would make.
$80 for two people? I’ll be damned..
You missed the baton swing on bucket hat guy like 14 times lmao
Goblins been going crazy with these long stories 😂😂
hoots and hollers all around gob, love your content, its helping me while im having heart problems
Hope your alright dude
The vibes are on point tonight
Considering wage information rude is a strategy to not have the lower paid employees on the same work level not ask for raises and such
But in a casual social situation where you're not talking to coworkers it's more likely that they were asking to see if he was a successful TH-camr or not, most other normal jobs you don't need to ask cause u know how much they usually make
It’s one thing if a coworker asks, but if my family kept asking during Thanksgiving dinner or some bitch asks about it during a date, I’d see that as rude for sure.
Best part of 90% of goblins vids i don’t remember I watched half of them so I go to rewatch but there already liked ahah yeaaaaaaasss
No way Goblin said the 49ers and Rams game is gonna be pivotal😭
Gob been going ham uploading lately
Absolute banger imagine gobby as your coke dealer
every goblin upload im always like damn how he time this so perfectly
Your car’s condensation line was plugged lmao
You just gotta shove a pipe cleaner up there to drain it
Just got back from the dispo hell yeah big cheers
“may have gone a liiiiitle out of my way” lmfao goblin be funny asf
It amazes me that back in summer 2019 I was as innocent as could be playing siege 2k and fortnite and goblin was doing this shi 💀😭
It’s jus bout dat “Hoot n a Holler” time huh
golden age of goblin fr
bro i’m tripping so hard rn wrmtfffff😭😭❤️shrooms go crazy
Thank you MyBookie for sponsoring our boy
The gameplay 😭😭 oh how the years have passed 😍😭😭
My bookie really don’t give no fuck about what videos they sponsor 😂😂😂 absolute legends
It's all about knowing your audience man
I’m loving the uploads my guy
Gob you dropping like crazy fr 🙏🏻
When Gobby was on Demon mode. bet this is a banger.
“Done a bump” “let’s get food” how u going to munch out broski
my first thought?
what???????
@Tracy D Doing coke (or any stimulant) tends to kill your appetite, although in my experience coke doesn’t kill it as much as Adderall/amphetamines.
Goblin it blessing us with all the uploads
“I hope it gets water damage”
Daymn bro, I felt that insult 😂
Lets go baby these uploads have been on point, keep it up goblin you the man
I may be 30 damn years old but i love listening to your stories brings me back to my dumbass younger years
We don’t have Cadillac in Australia but 1994 cadillac devilles look kinda fire though
luv you gob Perfect timing as always! 😤
Goblin uploads and my banger gets frightened
Common W from Goblin not getting finessed
yo this is actually the funniest person i’ve ever seen
PSA pls pray for that one plug that got locked up free you man we all have one
Goblin spitting this yarn whilst beating wrong side of the tracks is insane.
GBLN, you have been blessing us with these double uploads, from all the Goblin Goons, thank you our lord and savior
Bros been solid asl for so long bro 💯
Time for more GOBLIN
"You could piss on a pair converse and they'd probably look the same" ......as a former fiend berserker I can say this is facts 💯😈🤣
One of the funniest goblin videos
THE UPLOAD SCHEDULE RECENTLY😩😩🖤
Me and my partner in crime in middle schools prime hangout spot used to be a park and we live up north so it snows a shit load, the park was like 3 football fields and we both wore converse and trudged around that shit and the rest of our tiny town flipping bags and smoking up everyday and the converse survived it all🤣
Perfect timing for a hoot and a holler!
We need some more of the „real bangers if you will“
The caddy was probably filled with mold lmao
Yeah I mean she kind of had a point, but she went about it in the cuntiest way possible
Sounds like your evaporator behind the dash for the AC freezes then melts.
That girl is trouble goblin. I'm glad you figured her out and avoided her😂
was scrolling through my subscriptions and seen this banger pop up 4 minutes ago 💪🏼