Hey Goblin would you ever consider making a story on that one time you and Ashton got back at the people who stole Ashton's bag of xans. IF this is sensitive for you Gobby then I understand its no worries just lmk
I mean, considering that he's been doing educational content on and off lately and considering those videos all comfortably sit between 40k and 100k plus I don't think that's going to happen all that soon. Loads and loads of info to roll out to the people, and iit seems the people appreciate it.
Ah, a certified hood house, lived in a lot of em. Protip, usually those places are pretty solid cause the foundation's already settled, you just gotta go to Sherwin Williams and finesse a buttload of free paint stirrers to shim all your furniture level, old houses are always on a slant. As for not havin any lights, that's pretty typical cause those old places were always run with knob-n-tube asbestos wiring and if it's got a loft, there's no attic access, so when the code inspector forces em to re-wire they just do the lazy thing and run baseboard outlets so they don't have to bust out plaster walls. Chances are, the whole "outlets not working" problem is that there's a lot of "switched" outlets that are controlled by the light switches that "do nothing" and are meant for plugging in lamps, so you don't have to fumble across the room to turn a light on. As for the gas, dollars to donuts they probably just had a tenant who left their gas bill unpaid long enough that they disconnected it for nonpayment and physically removed a chunk of pipe so they couldn't just turn it back on themselves with boltcutters and a wrench.
I loved it when I had no furniture in an apartment and Id just buy a couple cheap bean bag chairs lol ahhh those were the days. Now everyone is like the guy from Fight Club where he had all the Ikea shit.
bro these are literally the kinda stories I hear when im fucked up at the busstop choppin it up with NPCs but I actually care and kinda believe these stories. I appreciate you dont blame the other characters for everything
Unless it was years ago. I remember in high school like 5-7 years ago lean was everywhere and super cheap like 200 for the pint. Then EVERYONE got into it and now it's like a 100 a line
I really wanted to know about the story of u talking about your dad on stream, but it ended cuz i wasn’t early enough.. wish i was early or could rewatch the stream..
This my bedtime story as an adult
Tru
bedtime story as a teenage stoner
lab zee 💀💀
lab zee you sound like a brat
Anarch Beats what?🤨
33 minutes this is practically a goblin podcast i love it.
your profile pic 🤣🤣
Same
I already listen to them as podcasts 😂
Today I listened to all the cocaine chronicles in a row and it felt like a podcast
@Redcobra92 you know he was on dope as yola’s podcast twice right?
"it was like 2 blocks, 3 blocks over. maybe 4 blocks. like 5 blocks over" lollllll
The more I think about it the further away it gets
Lmao
dearest goblin,
my happiness is immeasurable because of your fantastic decisions in naming this series. The creativity is unmatched and sublime.
bro i died when goblin quoted "im not bro i jus really want someone" in that voice😭😂
same xD
Josh a closeted gay lol
You know, goblin, I’m really glad you changed it from chronicals to tales... cheers.
Also, I like this game.
what is it called
what is the game called?
And the legend never spoke again…
@@ChristopherOlivas735 I guess we will never know
@erik i figured it out and that wasnt it lol i forgot btw
Goblins voice is iconic
man lowkey hating on josh the whole time lmao
josh was not a hoot and a holler
imagine this comment is josh
josh was snatching the roaches
Why not? He was mid at best
josh is a shmut
Hey Goblin would you ever consider making a story on that one time you and Ashton got back at the people who stole Ashton's bag of xans.
IF this is sensitive for you Gobby then I understand its no worries just lmk
Nah fr I need to know what the retaliation was
Izzy Dixon facts
Yo u just unlocked a memory I didn’t know I had haha
That shit would be federal incriminating himself is a no go
Sean Murray he could just be saying that so youtube isn’t on his ass, but we wouldn’t know
still confused how he doesn’t have a million yet🤷♂️
TH-cam algorithm, they don't like these stories apparently.
I feel bad for people who don’t know about his channel.
Codex Necro exactly drugs dont go well on yt
Not recommended by YT algorithm
TH-cams algorithm and people don’t really watch commentaries as much as they did in 2016
Sometimes it’s just so sad hearing all these Storytimes and realize I’m just fkn loner. I love your vids man u make me feel much better.
swear
I miss the days that my life was like theae stories good old days.
Having the friends he had wasn't necessarily good. Being a social person is how drug addictions start 😂❤
Edit: and get maintained
Bro I had this weird dream that I already watched this a few hours ago.
VXBAKER same
Yeah, me too bro.
Same and I had another dream that I was in his stream and he said to shhh about that
wtf just happened
Juan Serrato 😱
Take a shot everytime he says “right?”
Take a puff every time he says "bet"
Lmao I've never never realized how many times he says right
@@bassheadforeverclub dude listen to how many times he says "you know"
"either way"
Easiest way to die
I'm not ready for the day when goblin's channel ends because he ain't got anymore stories to tell :'(
I mean, considering that he's been doing educational content on and off lately and considering those videos all comfortably sit between 40k and 100k plus I don't think that's going to happen all that soon. Loads and loads of info to roll out to the people, and iit seems the people appreciate it.
Ashakari Singh good
I mean as long as he continues with his Shanghains well never run out of goblin
I try not to think about it.
Aiden Stannard a ton of his stories are from shit that happened recently to him so I dont see him running out
I really like that You play games like this sometimes. Not really into killing games but this ones chill af
we out here from the stream keeping our promise
Just found your channel and I don’t really do drugs, but I love listening to these stories while I crochet
you know i’m really happy he changed the name, i was contemplating suicide before but now in living happily ever after, thanks goblin!! :)
ham :)
@@hyatesanimations7787 so real
@@dreadfulfr I’m not real
Finding the tales 2 years later… Anytime goblin busts out laughing I always do the same.
Fueling my insomnia always much appreciated!
Yuhh
Ur literally everything my mom doesnt want me to be 😂😂
That moment when you’ve watched all goblins videos so you start re watching the old ones
this is great man, i’m loving the new series name
"iM reAllY HapPy maN ThaNks GoBliN"
seeing a new series on the channel is always the best feeling
When you watch these two episodes and you’re like wow the past six months really starts to make sense
Yeah the lore expends
ham?
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You know I’m really happy now u know goblin. I’m rlly sauced rn so that’s all that I could come up with so enjoy
You came up woth I’m sauced. Should have thought of something better
Watching it again it’s that good
imagine spending 50% of your net worth on drugs lmao
I’m 13 so I have nothing else to spend my money on
@@nuts-3536 how about things that aren't illegal
@@SPVLaboratories facts even tho I do the same shit
@@nuts-3536 13 is alil young dont u think?
imagine spending 100% of your income on drugs
you know man, I'm really happy. Thanks Goblin.
Ah, a certified hood house, lived in a lot of em. Protip, usually those places are pretty solid cause the foundation's already settled, you just gotta go to Sherwin Williams and finesse a buttload of free paint stirrers to shim all your furniture level, old houses are always on a slant. As for not havin any lights, that's pretty typical cause those old places were always run with knob-n-tube asbestos wiring and if it's got a loft, there's no attic access, so when the code inspector forces em to re-wire they just do the lazy thing and run baseboard outlets so they don't have to bust out plaster walls. Chances are, the whole "outlets not working" problem is that there's a lot of "switched" outlets that are controlled by the light switches that "do nothing" and are meant for plugging in lamps, so you don't have to fumble across the room to turn a light on. As for the gas, dollars to donuts they probably just had a tenant who left their gas bill unpaid long enough that they disconnected it for nonpayment and physically removed a chunk of pipe so they couldn't just turn it back on themselves with boltcutters and a wrench.
very helpful thanks gng
ngl this guy has one of the most loyal fan bases i feel like cuz if u watch him then u fucking love him
hamussy
Chilling and watching his stories is a vibe
You know what I’m really happy now thanks goblin
14:03-14:12 HOW ON EARTH WAS THAT A FAIL. YOU DID NOT FAIL.
15:54 AND THAT ONE WAS A PASS. THIS GAME.
17:16 BRO WAAAAAAT
I was too fucked up last night had to stop by for a second watch
You know im really happy, thanks gobby 🙏🏽
I loved it when I had no furniture in an apartment and Id just buy a couple cheap bean bag chairs lol ahhh those were the days. Now everyone is like the guy from Fight Club where he had all the Ikea shit.
I’m *REALLY* happy man, thanks Goblin!
“It was... two blocks over three blocks over, four maybe four more no it was like 5 blocks”
im so happy for this one man, thanks goblin
You know I’m really happy, thanks goblin
You know, I'm really happy now thanks Goblin.
bro these are literally the kinda stories I hear when im fucked up at the busstop choppin it up with NPCs but I actually care and kinda believe these stories. I appreciate you dont blame the other characters for everything
I gotta say Goblin is always for real and I love the stories bro ! Cheers
You know I’m really happy man. Thanks goblin. All jokes aside love your videos! I was on the stream all night but I gotta watch the story
I just became aware of the amount of times goblin says “right?” and now I can’t I hear it 😂
lol
I know right?!?
I’m really happy thanks goblin
Mans paid less then a band for a whole pint sounds totally real
they in illinois though which is like mad close to canada, where codeine is legal over the counter
cause it was quali lmao
@@patrickrobbins2266 Codeine is not over the counter in Canada
I was thinking the same thing that shit was syrup with crushed oxys in it 😂😂 no way there was a $600 pint
Unless it was years ago. I remember in high school like 5-7 years ago lean was everywhere and super cheap like 200 for the pint. Then EVERYONE got into it and now it's like a 100 a line
You know I’m really happy man. Thanks Goblin.
You know, I’m really happy man thanks Goblin
honestly goblin videos are so good. such good stories
You know, I’m really happy man, thanks goblin!
I am only binge watching this series because I loved all of your other series and I can relate so much to this one
Really happy goblin, eating sugary cereals while listening to you
you know i'm really happy man thanks goblin
You know, I'm really happy man, thanks goblin.
You know I’m really happy! Thanks goblin! ❤️
You know I’m too ducking high to remember what you wanted me to say
I had my doubts at first but now that you and Cody have blunts I'm chillin too thx for making me happy gob :D
8:23 lmaooo u went up the hill again
U tha homie goblin but I’m stoned af and just realized how much u say “right” after every other sentence 😂
Am I right
You are left
@@alanbrands8992 i am up
I REMEMBER HEARING THIS STORY! This is the 2nd story of this hahaha I remember him forgettin the buds
ya know i'm really happy now, thanks goblin
this put me to sleep 😭, not because it’s boring it’s therapeutic.
I’m really happy it’s tales man. Thanks gob !
Who else doesn’t remember the last part at all because they were geeked on too much delsym and questioning their place in the universe and
Dxm is the shit
No
2:49 the ball is literally rolling
33 minutes long? bless tf up
Once you hear him say “right” u can’t unhear it and it ruins everything
So how many times did this guy say “Right?”
Love the new series btw 😩💀🎸✌️
"But EITHER way, back on topic" every 30 seconds😂
hey goblin im really happy rn :) no but actually seeing you upload makes my day 10xs better and yk yb been goin thru it so i wanted to say thanks
Imagine trying to get him to like your comment
Sus
The way you clutched at 21:25
You know what, I'm really happy. Thanks goblin!
You know what, I’m really happy. Thanks goblin!
You know what I’m really glad you changed the from chronicles to tales thank you goblin
welp it’s kind off funny the second time
I'm pissed I got 3-4 mins into the last one so I couldn't see it 😡
I was half way through😂😂😂
Gabriel Torres it’s a reupload
@@gabrieltorres4133 😉
Of
I been here for 3 years gobby so great to see you finally gaining steady subs
Did a drinking game where I took a shot every time you said "right", I'm rreeeeaallly fucked up
StreamGang, if you saw the original upload youre a real one
You know, I’m really happy man. Thanks Goblin
"He's like bet"
bro i was high asf last night and i was watching this and i could not stop noticing the amount of time this man said “right” lmfao
would you be able to draw a layout of the house for part 3?
Plugman Johnson got a whole rent payment from that one serve 😂
I’m from the stream ❤️❤️❤️❤️
yk im really happy man thanks goblin 👍
Can you make a timeline of you life with the drug phases you been through
I love falling asleep to ur vids lol
I really wanted to know about the story of u talking about your dad on stream, but it ended cuz i wasn’t early enough.. wish i was early or could rewatch the stream..
If this story took place rn he would be spending the whole 3 bands on a pint🤣🤣
Facts 🤣🤣shit done went up trend sippers🤣🤣
Goblin use no disclaimer on weed - related videos. Guess the TH-cam policy’s are conforming.
I’m addicted to this mans content lol. Just binged the rehab and cocaine chronicles. Now this? lets goooooo
lmao people already here 5 seconds later
Really happy man thanks goblin 💜
Atyeeee
3 years late but ya know I'm really happy thanks Goblin.
Yeo I’m the one that wanted to know if Kratom was legal in NY like if yu remember from the livestream😂
Goblin the type of man to struggle and still offer the homie a roach weed blunt like a gentleman
Which is king shit
Bruh this is some old footage I recognize this. Go record something new.