@@logspa Your commands will not be completed, my sir. You have carried this too far, thus ending your bloodline as if a peasants life it is. Say goodbye to your loved ones... r/woooosh
“Keep in mind we calculated the lag using the Wii virtual console version, so it might be different from the original N64 version” Got it, I’ll keep that in mind when I attempt this myself
2minutes into the glitch I get rekt and forget what I was doing, get lost on an alien planet for a few years and come back to see that Morty "upgraded" my console. Sent him on a really fun "mission".
when you die this is what you have to do to "move on" and if you don't do it perfectly you have to start over but they dont tell you you missed till the end all it will say on the screen is do over
My brother while we play paper mario: "You know if you hit that block 10 times , you get a super shroom. And if you hit it 100 times, you get an ultra shroom" Me: "Wow! I never knew that! Do you get anything after?" My dirty lying brother: "Nope, that's it."
Son, my time on this earth is done, there is not much time to explain but you need to keep hitting this block for me, and then your son after you and his son after that. I leave my legacy to you.
...Following in my great, great, great, grandfather's footsteps, and likewise the works of his progeny, all of them strangely living to exactly 80 years, including my father, all working towards this; the ultimate human achievement (legends say the completion will fulfill one of two destinies: either it shalll usher forth mankind into a new era of peace and prosperity, or drive us all towards utter ruin, reducing our planet to a second asteroid belt). I am now 15 years old (From birth we were able to tap any 'B' button with perfect rhythm). Quickly approaching the imminent Blockaggedon... Today is the day. I am taking my very first and only break, removing my feeding tube, catheter, and colostomy bag (...dont ask), and going out in the sunlight for the first time, to take one breath of fresh air, the first my family has consumed in centuries. There's some strange liquid falling, the elders called it "rain". The sun is nowhere to be found (I *knew* it was only a myth!!!). The sky is not even blue! Its all just strange puffy grey. There's a terrifying rumble in the distance...now its accompanied by bright flashes that look like upside-down trees. It's coming closer and closer...I think I should go inside. I head in, look at the clock...It's just blinking "12:00"...that's strange...I thought it was closer to 11:00. Oh well. Back to my abode and my antique "Wii" (...I think my grandfather just forgot what it was called and gave it that name. He always liked to make stuff up. He's the one who told me about "The amazing sun". pfft., yeah right.). Back to work. Oh...thats strange. where's my block and hammer? It just says "Press Start".... ... ...
lobsterballoon well if you have a computer that will work for 40 year without stoping that will be good . you will only wast a 40 years to have a mushroom its not a big deal
+Lord Gnome Child So he waited the 416 years and he only started wondering that right before the game crashed? Damn, I knew turtles were slow but this is too far.
1. Internet wouldnt matter here 2. You will probably be able to use the same outlet for a year, hell, stuff like tvs stay plugged in for long periods of time. If you are really paranoid about the power going up you can hook up yer n64 to a generator 3. It wouldnt be burning if you had a decent cooling method, although I can say your electronics will be worn out after 4 centuries, you can be sure it wont die after a year
Mr Banana that...that suggests that you die at 416 years old (or possibly more since you wouldn’t have been playing for the first few years of your life, as you wouldn’t have the cognitive power to do so as a baby. Also that’s with perfect ‘b’ inputs and the number was more like 416.8
imagine being someone else (not lady bow because she is too good to be on a situation like that) being on his back because only 1 person can follow him at the same time
I remember back when this video came out and I didn't believe you. Now, with only about 413 years more to go, I'm starting to think that maybe this isn't worth it and I should just trust you on this... but I already spent so much time with this, might as well go through with it.
Wait, surely if he's capable of hitting the block for 416 years then that's the opposite of "having no life" dudes been living for 416 years, he has TOO much life, he's immortal or has an exceptionally long lifespan
Some Guy THE GOOMY IN YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS SO CUTE AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
MrNoobPlatypus THE HANDSOME MAN IN YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS SO CUTE AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
While from a mortal viewpoint immortality in the long run would be rather annoying thing there sure would be lot of things I would enjoy in the short run!
Think about it, somebody builds a durable machine to do this for this long. Generations pass and the Armageddon passes. Then the machine is left there, pressing the button, on the last DS in the world. The remnants of humanity worship this strange machine god.
It shall be my honor and privilege. My children and my children's children and my children's children's children and so on will continue on until we crash Paper Mario. There will be stories, legends, and so on.
Matt Smillie 1600. Shakespeare was performing A Midsummer Night's Dream. The rulers of Spain and Habsnurg Netherlands persisted in the Eighty Year's war. The Dutch finally arrive in Japan and the English expanded the E.I.C. Stryker began his quest to see when he'll get a fourth mushroom.
Not legitimately anyway, there's a possibility that someone could use a PC emulator with an extremely absurd speed hack with autofire and just let it set for a while
Now you listen here, boy. For 400 years our family has been hammering this block so that we may eventually have the honor of crashing Paper Mario. That dream is going to be realized by you.
To provide some historical context to how long 416 years is... 416 years ago: - Would be around 1610 - Would be near the end of the Protestant Reformation (1517 - 1648) - Would be the middle of Colonial America (1492 - 1776) - Louis the XIII (13th) was just crowned the king of France (reign: 1610 - 1643) - James VI & I (6th & 1st) is the king of Scotland (Reign: 1567 - 1625) and the king of England (Reign: 1603 - 1625) - Witch Trials of Salem, Massachusetts, Also known as the Salem Witch Trials, wouldn't happen for another 80 years from now (Feburary, 1692 - May, 1693)
@@SpruceSapCandy at what cost is from " I won but at what cost" and from what I know we are doing a "did you do it? Yes. What did it cost? Everything." Meme
If this you're hitting a block for 416 years and this video was uploaded in 2016, thats means this vídeo was started to make in 1586? Thats have been a lot of work XD
Wow, that's absolutely amazing! Crazy to think that after almost 20 years people are still finding new stuff that about this game. Good job with all the math too!
Hunter Brunet so he didn't do the glitch and all he did was waste a couple of hours to make a video that got 2.9 million views seems like he has a life and a good one.
It would be funny if Mario started hitting the block and then it transitioned to the narrator from spongebob and the transition screen saying "400 years later".
you can crash whats crashed but then you cant crash it again because its un-crashable so that makes it able to be crashed again so its weird crashed oh youtube crashed then my game lol jk.
Yeah, uh, hi. Don't mind me, I'm just trying to be the first one in this comment chain not referring to Zion's profile picture or Andrew, but it would appear I have already done so. Bye.
@@outofideasexe He mostly just left the internet after being exhausted by the whole thing. His community stood by him and he was never proven to have done anything at all last I checked.
Yeah who needs these kinds of people, they suck. They need to get a life instead of making our lives more difficult by making us students solve these types of meaningless math problems. Go fuck yourself +Stryder7X and those alike!
+Hunter Smith We need them to solve basic calculus. This is not 'meaningless' at all. Well, you would see that if you graduate uni. The people who suck is people who hate people that is smart/educated.
the gamer 72 ??? I was going to get onto you for being a little brat, but you aren't worth my time. Just remember not to be mean to someone just because they dont live in the same land mass as you.
@@jirachifan123 whatever u say man, i live in a place that word is said 24/7 so.. town and neighborhood is pretty much the same aside from the fact a neighborhood is smaller.
Jeez, I can't believe the devs would leave in an oversight like this. Shouldn't they test these things?
I know right? So incompetent...
Don’t think they gonna hit a block for 416 years
(Please don’t woooosh me)
@@logspa Your commands will not be completed, my sir.
You have carried this too far, thus ending your bloodline as if a peasants life it is.
Say goodbye to your loved ones...
r/woooosh
*AAAAAAAAAAA*
freaking dies
Seriously how do You miss that glaring oversigth? It makes it more unplayable than Sonic 06
The year is 2432, I have finally crashed the paper Mario cartridge that has been passed down for generations. I now rule the British Empire.
JackForUltimate LMFAO
And Betty Crocker rules over the United States its a Homestuck reference
@@sfisher923 it's*
And I am now ruling over the Roman Empire.
They've elected people for less reasonable reasons before lol
“Keep in mind we calculated the lag using the Wii virtual console version, so it might be different from the original N64 version”
Got it, I’ll keep that in mind when I attempt this myself
See you in 416 years.
@OctagonalSM64 the reason they haven’t reasoned is because they are busy doing it
@@Maker0824 yeah, remember, 416 years with NO sleep.
my man is putting the work right now as we speak.
@@horrorsans3676 just checked on him and he is a skeleton but he is still doing it.
@@theminecraftjester1738 really? Then I guess the machine to hit the block for him will just sit there gathering dust for 418 years then...
People in 1603:
"Yoooooo what happens if we hit this block for 416 years!?"
Joseph, you played Super Mario Paper???
CakeCat "Super Mario Paper"
@@Alightminer8 wait
@@Alightminer8 FUCK
PAPER MARIO
PAPER MARIO
FUCCCKKK
CakeCat O_O
I bet you can crash it even faster with an actual hammer.
I see what you did there
the gd players ;
+iPapaya :AERO: pussy destroyer
+iPapaya :AERO: Vinesauce :D
Lol nice
that block musta' done something to piss you off.
tailsfoxboy it did,
It said I was fat ;-;
100th
Super Sunny Cookie say that it's too boxy to get a sphere for a date
It owes him money.
tailsfoxboy I am the 666th
like
34/37 years into the glitch, and there is a storm and your power goes out
2minutes into the glitch I get rekt and forget what I was doing, get lost on an alien planet for a few years and come back to see that Morty "upgraded" my console.
Sent him on a really fun "mission".
+Rick Sanchez Oh geez Rick...
at death you must pass the game down to your children and their children and their children for 400 years
nnooooooooooooo whhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy
when you die this is what you have to do to "move on" and if you don't do it perfectly you have to start over but they dont tell you you missed till the end all it will say on the screen is do over
My brother while we play paper mario: "You know if you hit that block 10 times , you get a super shroom. And if you hit it 100 times, you get an ultra shroom"
Me: "Wow! I never knew that! Do you get anything after?"
My dirty lying brother: "Nope, that's it."
How DARE he lie to you like that!
He was protecting you. He doesn’t want what happened to him to happen again.
"Ok I lied, here's the truth: If you hit it continuously for about 416, without sleeping or taking any breaks, the game will just crash."
@@NekoKaizol remember to not die too that always gets people
The Four Thousand Year Block
400*
hundred
***** We know but it's four hundred and not thousand. "The four hundred year block" would work just as well.
+CrimsonAnihilator But who knows if crashing the game multiple times makes the blocks appear in real life? Only one way to find out.
+CrimsonAnihilator You're clearly missing the joke, dude.
That koopa has legendary patience
Oscine Corvid This comment made me laugh
his name is Kooper you *eediot*
just look at his eyes
Nah, he's just dead from all that time.
I mean so does mario
Son, my time on this earth is done, there is not much time to explain but you need to keep hitting this block for me, and then your son after you and his son after that. I leave my legacy to you.
DanParthenis lmao
I'm imagining the act of reproducing human species while holding the controller and keep hitting that button while you're nutting
...Following in my great, great, great, grandfather's footsteps, and likewise the works of his progeny, all of them strangely living to exactly 80 years, including my father, all working towards this; the ultimate human achievement (legends say the completion will fulfill one of two destinies: either it shalll usher forth mankind into a new era of peace and prosperity, or drive us all towards utter ruin, reducing our planet to a second asteroid belt).
I am now 15 years old (From birth we were able to tap any 'B' button with perfect rhythm). Quickly approaching the imminent Blockaggedon...
Today is the day. I am taking my very first and only break, removing my feeding tube, catheter, and colostomy bag (...dont ask), and going out in the sunlight for the first time, to take one breath of fresh air, the first my family has consumed in centuries. There's some strange liquid falling, the elders called it "rain". The sun is nowhere to be found (I *knew* it was only a myth!!!). The sky is not even blue! Its all just strange puffy grey. There's a terrifying rumble in the distance...now its accompanied by bright flashes that look like upside-down trees. It's coming closer and closer...I think I should go inside.
I head in, look at the clock...It's just blinking "12:00"...that's strange...I thought it was closer to 11:00. Oh well. Back to my abode and my antique "Wii" (...I think my grandfather just forgot what it was called and gave it that name. He always liked to make stuff up. He's the one who told me about "The amazing sun". pfft., yeah right.).
Back to work. Oh...thats strange. where's my block and hammer? It just says "Press Start"....
...
...
lobsterballoon well if you have a computer that will work for 40 year without stoping that will be good . you will only wast a 40 years to have a mushroom its not a big deal
People waste a lot more time than 40 years on the shrooms dude. Just sayin'.
Old dude: I..I..I DID IT! IT CRASHED PAPER MARIO, AFTER 416 YEARS!
*goes outside*
*dies because of radioactivity*
Siyanür X lol
Killed by the Lone Star
*gets killed by дpyr*
Francisco Ferro BIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIIIIIIP
@@franfe146 courier*
What a great speedrun strat
ikr! it saves -416 freaking years!
10/10 would love to go back in time and read this comment for the first time again
Too slow
@@tanningbed4bred
Double r/whoosh
Yes.
416:00:000:1:05:42 speedrun!
WHAT?! IT CRASHES?!
There go my plans for the next 416 years...
It's been 3 months. Are you still at it, man?
Hero he cant respond hes too busy hitting the block
@@Imgsweg Good point, man. By the way, nice profile pic :^)
Hero thanks bro
You can just do it for 415 years and 11 months
"One of the coolest secrets involves hitting a block"
*Logs on Minecraft*
For us nerdy nerds this kind of stuff is actually pretty cool!
666 lol
Its not a secret its a game mechanic
WolfPack 1030 777th like
my bucket list
-jump from a plane
-go scuba diving
-go to space
-hit a block in paper mario for 416 years just to crash the game
That koopa is like "I hate my life"
😂
+Thomas Hell hes like
"Wtf am I doing following this dumba-"
*GAME HAS CRASHED*
+Lord Gnome Child So he waited the 416 years and he only started wondering that right before the game crashed? Damn, I knew turtles were slow but this is too far.
+Sup Bryan lol,I call racism
these comments are amazing
Stop! Hammer time!
...for the next couple centuries.
+SwankyBox It you.
+SwankyBox oh my god i did not expect to see you here
Hello!
BANANANA NANA NANA (cant touch this)
Oh, hey, didn't expect to see you here
Let’s just hope that a power outage doesn’t happen for 416 years.
415.99999
Years of hammering
Power goes out
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Underrated
Simple solution: Use like 10 emergency power generators. You would need enough to power both the N64 and StryderBot, so maybe more.
William F. He did this on the wii
@@knucklesofficial9213 True. Doesn't change much though, although I just remembered you need enough power for some sort of screen too.
_Hitting my Paper Mario cartridge for 1 second with a sledgehammer breaks Paper Mario_
Heard about that glitch🤔
Same happened when I used my Gun.... I just pressed the jump button
same thing when i used my toilet, it got the inside of the n64 wet and broke. unplayable.
Same thing Happened when i dropped it off the tallest building, i pressed the move button.
and it breaks/crashes paper mario!
I did the same to my wii when playing on virtual console and it didn’t work must have been fixed
Dad: Son, it’s time for bed!
Son: Please just let me finish hitting this block!
Dad: Alright.
Dad made a terrible mistake...
(took place in heaven)
"Now I have to do it again... "
416 years later...
Dad: Are you done yet?
Son: No, still another 400+years left.
Doctor: you have 416 years to live
Me:
xD
Not funny
Keller this is the worst doctor joke ive ever heard
Yay
he can go 416 years to crash a game but I can't get a text back
lmao
Good juan
Out of all the memes, this one doesn't get to stale.
all around us are familiar faces...
+Reaper Shadow Bright and early for their daily races
Stryder: “special thanks to bonecrusher for theorizing and verifying this trick”
My brain: “wait a second... what year is it?”
Sounds like a good strat for getting unlimited shrooms in speedruns
@213550 ionescu
Shout that
213550 ionescu
Wait...
NEVERMIND
multivarka pro yea
... If it didn't take 36 years for one overflow.
мылтывурка пыр)
I don't know what to do with this information.
Try it out :^)
you made my day I lol
nu pls >~
lol
Time to get more free shrooms! :D
Doctor: “You only have 416 years to live”
Me:
Stick Breightley, Only 416? Life's too short...
Time to crash Paper Mario then
"Only"
416? I wouldn't even get to breath in that amount of time
A great live
It's been 22 years, I can't believe Nintendo still hasn't patched this.
Well they are confirming the bug, it will only take another 393 years to fix.
I think there are other reasons it would crash after 416 years
right!
lol the console would be on fire
Yeah, like World War 3.
1. Internet wouldnt matter here
2. You will probably be able to use the same outlet for a year, hell, stuff like tvs stay plugged in for long periods of time. If you are really paranoid about the power going up you can hook up yer n64 to a generator
3. It wouldnt be burning if you had a decent cooling method, although I can say your electronics will be worn out after 4 centuries, you can be sure it wont die after a year
If you used Duke Energy, your power would fail long enough to kill the console on average once every two weeks.
*On death bed, gets second set of mushrooms*
Totally worth it... _Dies_
Mr Banana that...that suggests that you die at 416 years old (or possibly more since you wouldn’t have been playing for the first few years of your life, as you wouldn’t have the cognitive power to do so as a baby. Also that’s with perfect ‘b’ inputs and the number was more like 416.8
No, the 416 years figure was for the 30th set.
Elijah Padilla oh yep you’re right
I am a fail
I shall leave now.
Elijah Padilla so how many for 1
200th like
I like the part where mario hammered the block
Javier 8809 yea me too
Javier 8809 yea it was so cool
Javier 8809 i like the part when he lifts the hammer
I liked it every frame Kooper was on screen.
A good video for you then.
Imagine being Kooper watching Mario hit that block for over 400 years.
imagine being someone else (not lady bow because she is too good to be on a situation like that) being on his back because only 1 person can follow him at the same time
@@cyanthelouie nah bow is forced to see the block being hammered
@@oshabot1646 after thinking that makes sense
Kooper: "Mario, are you.....are you ok dude?"
eternal torment
This is what Miyamoto had in mind when designing Paper Mario
"Mario was a mistake"
Shigeru Miyamoto- 2015
+fatputtycat it's nod towards the infamous "anime was a mistake" joke.
+fatputtycat No he didn't. He is parodying Miyazaki's "anime was a mistake".
infinite mushroom trick found in paper mario!
wrong
it crashes which then removes the boxes
"what is a joke?"
woooosh
This is my choice when it comes to farming normal mushrooms. Too expensive in shops.
@@zephacks2004 wrong, if you collect all the blocks its infinite.
Math is cool until I have it for homework
yes
Exactly my thoughts
Wtf are you talking about? I love math, even when I get it for homework! :D
+wafflanjunior00 me too! :D
+Oscahh ツ minecraft is pretty bad
I remember back when this video came out and I didn't believe you. Now, with only about 413 years more to go, I'm starting to think that maybe this isn't worth it and I should just trust you on this... but I already spent so much time with this, might as well go through with it.
Yaint
SUNK COST IS A FALLACY SIR
When you spawn the second set of blocks, you know it's legit
The maximum memory of your brain formatted is 300 years. You only needed 116 more years of memory to do this.
Take a moment to salute our soldier
This is literally ridiculous.
I like it.
Is it, literally, now?
Insta that makes no sence at all
Insta 500th like
Insta 600th like
k
"Stand in place and hammer this block for 36 years, and you'll get a second set of mushrooms."
Yeah... That's what the first set of mushrooms told me.
Thanks for this! I was 357 years into button mashing, but luckily this video was here to warn me so that I could save my game in advance :)
Imagine if you did it for 415 years then the power went out.
That would suck
F
I suppose you don't really need to crash the game now though.
a.a.aaa.a
just one last year, one
and if it was on old years, its would suck even more
but all i will say is
this totally works for grinding items, 100 percent honest
Aidan Collins we know you're not lying when you spell the full word instead of putting %
Blue Octorock aame
Blue Octorock yes
Aidan Collins what a cheat
your avatar is sesh1 sause is friggin amazing
How the fuck did this get past beta testing and quality control? Honestly, Nintendo...
Poe, is that you?
Made my day xD
Nintendo is too successful to be going bankrupt.
+Faizan Ali They have greater assets than there competitors by a wide margin, so the chance of financial ruin is quite low.
They never thought that people would actually hit a block for 400 years
"24 = 13,256.0719 days" is that the title for the next Kingdom Hearts?
A Foolish Paper Kingdom Hearts 1 trillion confirmed
Ferb I know what we're going to do today
Underrated
This needs more likes
*we're
Phineas but I thought we already did that
Freb*
It's honestly shameful that Nintendo would let such game breaking glitches pass such as this, such a poorly made game.
Daddles How could they not hit the block 10494929492 times to test it....... What a shame....
But there are glitches that are easier than starting up a battle.
but why would anyone play mario by hitting a block for 4000 yeas?
i mean 400
Robert Lim The joke went higher over your head than a B-29 over Japan
Well if someone hits me that much i will crash too
Rocky BFDI
I don't think you could call it "crashing", necessarily
Well it is onnly a joke
F'UUS_THE_SLAYER what is wrong with you people >=|
But only with frame-perfect hits, I assume.
dying iranian child 😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢
I'll be back in 416 years...
OK, make sure to bring back a suv-wait....I won't be alive after that....put it on my grave!
+Zack Horker TPAB #1
LOL
this is actually interesting
I'll come back in 416 years to see if someone actually did it legit
Victor Manuel see you soon
i’ll be there too buster
op any updates?
See y'all loosers!
no luck yet
This is literally insane....great job guys!
+A+Start Thanks man!
Cool your here!
+A+Start The actual definition of madness
+A+Start MAKE MORE GLITCH VIDS
+A+Start DO THIS GLITCH ON YOUR CHANNEL
When the doctor says that you have only 400 years to live...
wow lucky
and you've already been hammering for 12 years
Matheus Henrique too bad you have 400 years, it takes 416.
and doctor will hammer for 4 years more
I'd be fucking happy
I wasn't expecting this to be serious.
We never are
Me neither
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Mario as a 400 year old still hitting the block: Oh wait. I was on a mission to rescue the princess, wasn't I?
Also Mario: What's a princess?
The princess is probably dead
Roll credits.
Kooper as a Dry Bones: oh for fuck sake.
@why. just, why. he a super turtle tho
>video is not 416 years-long
Erick Pfeifer yeah that sucks
How about editing?
This comment alone is hilarious
ikr clickbait
Ikr fucking scam
They didn't put in a simple "if" statement stopping the number from going past 100?
nope lol
Not like they expected anyone to overflow the int
Right, but it's still common coding practice, so it should generally be expected
Stryder7x true, but maybe there was a lazy intern or something, or the people who coded this were being really conservative with code or something
I can't call that laziness. It's poor style, perhaps, but with no conceivable consequences.
If you hit the block that many times, and then hit it once more, we can deduce one simple thing: you have no life.
Stephen Grenleski 😂
Wait, surely if he's capable of hitting the block for 416 years then that's the opposite of "having no life" dudes been living for 416 years, he has TOO much life, he's immortal or has an exceptionally long lifespan
that would be interesting if immortality was that boring...
I wanted to like your comment but it has 333 likes right now
and on that last hit there would still be no-fucks given
My TH-cam app inexplicably crashed while watching this video
Watching a Stryder7x video crashes TH-cam
Watching a TH-cam video for 5 minutes and 26 seconds is perfectly acceptable.
@@aether1370 well yes but what happened to the remaining 3 seconds?
@@Radovanslav they overflowed into the next video
@@aether1370 makes sense
It would take 416 years to do all that math without a calculator.
It would take you 416 years to learn how to spell.
I misspelled one word.... ONE.
ill take 416 year to make the first minute of maths that the video shows X'D!!!!
atleast you tried
FgitKillR
true
It would take 5 generations of people to finish this glitch!
Ciara Marshall That's if each generation lived to 83.359 years old.
Ciara Marshall n64 would explode before it work
Ciara Marshall
Hi I am your subscriber.
the cult of the hitting paper mario block !
Ubisoft: "We value our players' time more than Nintendo - they don't have to wait for bugs or crashes - we deliver them instantly, all the time!"
+Adam K Ubisoft values players' money. Nothing else.
Or, alternatively, just hit the console with a hammer *once*! Personally I find this way is much faster
GTCcraft but do you need a ultra hammer?
Yes
69 likes nice
*hit the game card
yea that'll do it!
Doctor: you only have 416.796 years to live
Me:
Some Guy "only"
Some Guy
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THE HANDSOME MAN IN YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS SO CUTE AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
+SuperNuclearBoss 1337 gay
Matthew, not enough hugs as a child. No one ever cared about him, so he makes sure no one ever will.
That must be a pretty durable hammer.
That must be a pretty durable block.
That must be
That must
Erick Febres that
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God: I've given you immortality, what will you do first?
Me:
While from a mortal viewpoint immortality in the long run would be rather annoying thing there sure would be lot of things I would enjoy in the short run!
underrated comment right here
Hit that button to glitch
Lol
*now that’s a lotta damage*
* bakes a cake for 400 years *
*HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE?!*
Think about it, somebody builds a durable machine to do this for this long.
Generations pass and the Armageddon passes.
Then the machine is left there, pressing the button, on the last DS in the world.
The remnants of humanity worship this strange machine god.
XD
Is an N64, and Aliens will find it and will also worship "it"
After that the entire sun collapses and starts consuming the entire universe.
The end.
Its the monolith from Space Odyssey!
+BroFist (inchofftheground) Well one of the prerequisites of the scenario was to build a durable enough device to accomplish his task.
so, who's ready to give up their life to crash Paper Mario? any takers?
BX Punk I hope they really make a Crash remake, I don't want to play a remaster.
BX Punk me
Ha ha ha ha... Yeah no
Angelo Hjulskov I love you
It shall be my honor and privilege. My children and my children's children and my children's children's children and so on will continue on until we crash Paper Mario. There will be stories, legends, and so on.
my 10th generation grandxer will finish this or my name isn't Henry the tenth!
I can't believe he's been playing this game for 416 years to show us what happens
Matt Smillie ......please tell me you're joking lmao
the devotion is incredible, especially since the game has only been out for 16 years
Matt Smillie 1600. Shakespeare was performing A Midsummer Night's Dream. The rulers of Spain and Habsnurg Netherlands persisted in the Eighty Year's war. The Dutch finally arrive in Japan and the English expanded the E.I.C. Stryker began his quest to see when he'll get a fourth mushroom.
Fheroah
lol nice
Matt Smillie he got a beta code
Some say Stryder is still hammering to this day
That's why he doesn't make vidoes anymore! 😲
quote: "Nobody's going to actually do this glitch"
Not legitimately anyway, there's a possibility that someone could use a PC emulator with an extremely absurd speed hack with autofire and just let it set for a while
charizard4410 and does it make sense? because in the same time you can just play the game
of course you could, but people loves to make these stuff for science!
and then there are haters...
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
the most pointless video I've ever watched...
but i loved every second
Every 13,152,776,605.479 of it!
SAAAAME
900th like!
check out Limit Breakers for dark souls useless data
Now you listen here, boy. For 400 years our family has been hammering this block so that we may eventually have the honor of crashing Paper Mario. That dream is going to be realized by you.
+Zex Eios >exits game
>screams can be heard coming from the afterlife
+Zex Eios
>Only ten minuets until its 416 years
>Power goes out
Some say that when the console hums just right, you can still hear the screams
+Zex Eios Grandson, I trust that you will complete the task that my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather started.
To provide some historical context to how long 416 years is...
416 years ago:
- Would be around 1610
- Would be near the end of the Protestant Reformation (1517 - 1648)
- Would be the middle of Colonial America (1492 - 1776)
- Louis the XIII (13th) was just crowned the king of France (reign: 1610 - 1643)
- James VI & I (6th & 1st) is the king of Scotland (Reign: 1567 - 1625) and the king of England (Reign: 1603 - 1625)
- Witch Trials of Salem, Massachusetts, Also known as the Salem Witch Trials, wouldn't happen for another 80 years from now (Feburary, 1692 - May, 1693)
If you hit the block for 416 years will you kill the mystery goomba?
obviously
+Leomon (lives on in your heart♥) but never long enough in any series
i hate you
+Shukterhouse Jive WOW i can't believe so many people watch these videos like me.
+Fukua-chan Y tho
Wow I can't believe it's been 416 years since Paper Mario for N64 was released
Jen Yen I know right
Man, time flies
Nebulosis your such a idiot. r/woosh
The White Demon Hunter r/whoosh
The White Demon Hunter if you’re going to criticize someone for being an idiot, I think you should learn grammar first.
But first, let me talk about parallel universes!
+Bluespheal And Schrodinger's cat!
+Acrontus and the twin paradox!
+Zabieru Shinishi And the Chinese Room!
I got the reference
Cheers to the guy who hit that block for 416 years to find this glitch! A real hero tbh.
Glitch that crashes the game? Literally unplayable.
Wat
Hold on. This whole operation was your idea?
IT'S THE BIOTANKER
@@jimmyjohnjoejr A hat in time fan?
Boop
we cant
Him: presses b for 416 years
Me: ah I see your a man of culture too
🅱️
🅱️
🅱
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Tato FL no. *NO.*
Nintendo should definitely patch this glitch because it totally ruins the game!
Accrovideogames Do you think someone would do this
Alessio Battimo u didnt get it did ya
Alessio Battimo schtopiid
Accrovideogames its a um secret thing
Accrovideogames it's so game breaking to get that many items in such a easy and short time
"Did you crashed Paper Mario?"
"Yes"
"At what cost?"
"Everything"
what did it cost*
@@asriel5541 At what cost?*
@@SpruceSapCandy at what cost is from " I won but at what cost" and from what I know we are doing a "did you do it? Yes. What did it cost? Everything." Meme
@@asriel5541 ok my mistake but can we talk about “did you crashed paper mario?”
Yeah I had a life once too.
lol
lol
For a second, I was thinking "Who on earth would hit a block for 416 years?"
on a game that hasnt been out for 416 years
MrMrannoying Exactly.
+ToadStar100 Maybe a really dedicated immortal time traveler took this game to 1600?
+ToadStar100 A Japanese player, probably.
Me
See y'all later
No-one come in until 2434
PeterDaGreat _ what about 2018😏
inb4 op finally crashes paper mario
Well all be dead
♋
Too late I came
If this you're hitting a block for 416 years and this video was uploaded in 2016, thats means this vídeo was started to make in 1586? Thats have been a lot of work XD
XplosivEl Gamer your math is off chief
Wow, that's absolutely amazing! Crazy to think that after almost 20 years people are still finding new stuff that about this game. Good job with all the math too!
this is the epitome of people who have too much time on their hands
Hunter Brunet lmao true
its just a hobby :D
this is what being extremely single looks like. lmao
it's a beautiful hobby, mate
Hunter Brunet so he didn't do the glitch and all he did was waste a couple of hours to make a video that got 2.9 million views seems like he has a life and a good one.
2/10
No parallel universes.
+diehounderdoggenalt At least it dosen't take over 400 years to get to parallel universes!!
+diehounderdoggenalt It makes up for it with superposition though since the blocks that spawn stack within eachother
Well at least he only had to press B. Easily doable with 0.5 A presses.
Yah, I wonder If you can hold an A press while leaving a cousre, or for that matter, any button for a similar Half-Button press effect.
It would be funny if Mario started hitting the block and then it transitioned to the narrator from spongebob and the transition screen saying "400 years later".
Yes, Mr. Stryder, will this be on the test?
every number is on the test, yes.
Crashing Paper Mario Crashes Paper Mario
It's already crashed. You can't crash what's already crashed.
you can crash whats crashed but then you cant crash it again because its un-crashable so that makes it able to be crashed again so its weird crashed oh youtube crashed then my game lol jk.
i agree
OH SHIT!IT DOES?!?!?!!? NO! MY GAMECUUUUUBBEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Zander Kubista this is paper mario 64 on the virtual console for the wii not a gamecube.
Harvard wants to:
Know your location
So... Baldi's Basics?
Chris Sommerville it can't be cause baldi is the only teacher
*game file corrupted.*
Voaid lol
Game file 🅱roke
Voaid that would 🅱️e 🅱️ery 🅱️ad
paper_marioused.exe has stopped working
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Someone: does this for 416 years
Nintendo: we updated paper Mario to the 2048 bit integer limit!
hell naw I ain't gon do that
and still no cure for cancer
tf is wrong with your pic
+Andrew Simmons cancer
+Andrew Simmons tf is wrong with you commenting that
+Andrew Simmons lol look at yourself and think about what you're saying idiot
Yeah, uh, hi. Don't mind me, I'm just trying to be the first one in this comment chain not referring to Zion's profile picture or Andrew, but it would appear I have already done so. Bye.
How will you do this? Will your dead body just be mashing the B button?
I hope so
I taped my thumb to the remote
Tell your son/daughter to take ower when you are dying
+Shiny Dewott
Exactly my thought
Read the description.
What if you're not QPU aligned?
LOL M8 GG
Thank you for introducing me to this meem
+TheDiego908 *Meymey ftw*
YourLocalMudkip The game crashes because you cannot grasp the true form of Giygas's attack and deletes your saves.
Don't worry guys, he isnt gone, he is still hitting the block.
I wish. He got canceled
@@outofideasexe He mostly just left the internet after being exhausted by the whole thing. His community stood by him and he was never proven to have done anything at all last I checked.
@@outofideasexe Can we start counter-canceling whores who make false accusations?
It seems like you're that guy that makes the word questions in the Math books
I second this.
Yeah who needs these kinds of people, they suck. They need to get a life instead of making our lives more difficult by making us students solve these types of meaningless math problems. Go fuck yourself +Stryder7X and those alike!
Oh god the highest irony
+Hunter Smith We need them to solve basic calculus. This is not 'meaningless' at all. Well, you would see that if you graduate uni. The people who suck is people who hate people that is smart/educated.
I hate hypocrites Obviously you are not, looking at that grammar. Shit I just read your name.
dafuq am I doing watching this
I asked myself the same thing
69th like :3
same here
holy shut I bet you feel famous
i was watching a dark souls video and im here now
My brain was not ready for this...
Zombie At Work HD How? His explanation is nice and very understandable
same
actually... he might not be an american...
BUT YOU PROBABLY ARE
the gamer 72 Uuuhhh... I dont understand this video... Am I stupid be cuz of Dat? 😓
the gamer 72 ??? I was going to get onto you for being a little brat, but you aren't worth my time. Just remember not to be mean to someone just because they dont live in the same land mass as you.
Roses are red
I live in a barrio
Hitting this block for 416 years crashes Paper Mario.
Just to let you know I had to google what rhymes with Mario.
@@dontaskmemyname.5632 i was wondering if there was even a place named barrio
@@testedalexthegreat1759 im pretty sure thats like a ghetto way of saying town in spanish
@@chocomitony Not quite it means small neighborhood or small community.
@@jirachifan123 whatever u say man, i live in a place that word is said 24/7 so.. town and neighborhood is pretty much the same aside from the fact a neighborhood is smaller.