actually it’s the only reason i subscribed. kurtis was in my recommendations one day so i decided to watch the video, then he does the extra greeting and says that people who subscribe get it. so I subscribed and my life hasn’t been the same since.
My dad had an affair with my mom's best friend. My mom filed for divorce and my dad flipped out. He told me that the divorce was her fault. All he wanted was some fun. Sooooo glad there was no social media at that time. My parents would have embarrassed my sister and me, for sure.
That's crazy, but if they had social media, I feel like your father would've been more of an embarrassment to you guys instead of your mom😭 I also feel like the best friend would've been dragged on social media💀
@@leilanimilan9875 You are right about the best friend being dragged. I guess it's good for her that I was too traumatized to write a book. hahahahahah-ish
Ah dude I'm sorry you had to go through that :( I know the drama was between your parents, but that stuff definitely affects kids too. Do you think your dad realizes now that the cheating (with her best friend!) was wrong, and that it was acceptable of your mom to divorce him for it? Or is he still deluded?
Had the nearly the opposite happen, mom had the affair then convinced us as kids that my dad was in the wrong when I grew up and put all the pieces together and got all sides of the story including grandparents povs on both sides. I haven’t said a word to my mom I’m 3 years and am trying to spend as much time with my dad as possible as I had excluded him from my life for almost 10 years thanks to her.
As a child of my parents being divorced, grandparents being divorced, and great grandparents being divorced, I can confirm that my entire extended family pulled out their phones simultaneously and filmed a sad tiktok
I've been divorced twice. My first one, I tossed my ring into Lake Michigan. My second husband never got me a ring, so I tossed him into Lake Michigan.
Your skit about the husband finding out about his upcoming divorce through TikTok has the same energy as that one guy who posted “my wife just changed her Facebook status from married to widowed should I be worried”
I just love the idea of them setting up their cameras and standing there waiting for the timer to count down and walking away after throwing the ring at the camera and waiting for it to stop recording, then going back and picking up their phone and doing all the stuff you do before you post it. Like that's the funniest part about it all I think.
That just makes me think about how awkward the last one is with the guy telling his daughters. “Hey we’re getting a divorce.” “Omg no :(“ “Yeah, but hey I’ve got this idea for a tiktok. I’ll lip sync a sad song about divorce while you sit there.” “Dad I’m sad right now I don’t wanna do a Tiktok.” “C’mon, I’m sad and it’ll get so many likes.” So cringey to think about this.
That guy at the end didn’t seem like a good father, he’s telling his kids that he got divorced with their mother and he’s recording it for a literal tik tok for hearts and followers
Philly D just covered a video of a woman coaching her son to act sad for a thumbnail about them having to put their dog down. As she's telling him how to adjust his face and to look more sad, he keeps repeating "But I am sad..." My heart just broke for that child. His grieving wasn't dramatic enough for her so she needed him to fake more emotions. I don't think I've seen something so sick and manipulative in a long time. I'd put this second to one of Mark Rober's package thief videos where a mother had her son steal a package. When they got home, the son, who is about 12, says "I think I like doing this." She asks "Doing what?" And he says "Stealing". She gets all stern and tells him that's not good...but she just had him steal for her! From that point forward, you have forever lost the high ground with telling your child how to behave! I don't get it...I know parenting isn't easy but there are just some things that should go without saying, like not teaching your child how to emotionally manipulate people or to not steal 🤦🏾♀️.
ew omg, i looked it up to see if i could find the vid, nothijg. so it was most likely deleted, but i did find another scum prank "dropping our baby prank" girl wha-
@@miraaskari2230 it's not that unlikely, in fact it's pretty likely since youtube will detect key words in the video and try to show a relevant ad, hence why so many people get tik tok ads on tik tok videos
As the child of a divorce, with both sets of grandparents being divorced, and my uncle being divorced, I can confirm everyone in my family is a professional ring tosser
Kurtis has a strong career as a country singer if the youtube thing doesnt work out lmao edit: you guys i feel so powerful he acc made a country song 😭
My ex is still the love of my life. I cry every night over what a wonderful person I lost, but I needed to get divorced in order to really cash in on the spiteful divorce tiktoks as I was running out of quality content ideas. Telling them I needed a divorce was the most painful thing I've ever done and I'll never stop loving them no matter how hard I try. No regrets tho I gained like 2k followers
after my parents got a divorce my dad burned the marriage license and certificate and turns out i needed those to prove they were still married in 2019 in order to get financial aid for college. lmao.
Probably doesn't help now, but you can order new copies of those things from the records office in the state where they got married. Source: I lost my marriage license (and birth certificate) in a move
@@rizahawkeyepierce1380 losing a birth certificate AND my social at the same time was the absolute worst thing. records offices feel like they run in a different era (circa 1800s) and require so much crap
@@Fox_Olive LOL, yet it is so easy to steal one's identity. Maybe others should be as strict? It seems harder for real people to get papers than people with fake information
@@Fox_Olive since we're all sharing stories about losing crucial documents now the hospital I got my BC from literally *no longer exists* so we can't lose it cause its lost media 💀
Still, I'm disappointed there's no Shrek cosplay TikTok captioned something like "POV: You're Fionna and you've just told me you want a divorce (emotional)"
@@samarnold5531 I’m aware of that as well lol, just the first thing that came to my mind was when Jarvis was reacting to that emo tiktoker who was like, “When her new boyfriend gets her a book but you know she can’t read”
Yea it's like, "huh, this is a terrible situation...you know what would make it better? Exploiting my divorce AND my kids on TikTok for sympathy. It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant I tell you! Genius I say!"
Yeah that really pissed me off. It’s one thing to make a cringy tiktok about your divorce by yourself, but getting your kids involved in that madness is completely unacceptable
Fun fact: the burning marriage certificate was actually just the one for show, one you can frame and hang on your wall or whatever. It's the actual legal paper the courts ask for.
You know how when you're a toddler you just become conscious one day. Like you'll spawn mentally in the kitchen or grocery store and go sick I'll remember this forever. For the tiktok with the little kid in the back, that's her first conscious memory.
Haha! I jokingly yell 'DIVORCE' at my boyfriend when he does little mistakes (like forgetting to pick up milk or something) now it appears I will be yelling 'the sausage'
There should be a law against parents recording their children's misery. Like, they are forbidden to have children if their brain hasn't matured beyond being an irresponsible teenager.
Imagine if some of these guys are actually happily married but jumping in on the trend. And then their partner walks in and is like yo what are you doing with your ring
I know this is old but my parents divorced because my dad cheated and his girlfriend makes TikTok’s about him saying “get you an older man that knows what he wants” BRO HE LITERALLY HAD A WHOLE FAMILY FOR YEARS AND THEN COMPLETELY CHANGED HIS MIND
You know the dad is just emotionally manipulating his daughters into thinking their mum is the issue and the bad person in all of this when he's the one with the goatee and the trucker hat (iykyk)
TH-cam being dumb and copy striking Kurtis for the songs in tic toc is a whole blessing in disguise cuz then he's forced to make these little JEMS of song covers.
"If you're making a sad tik tok, you're 100% why the reason you're getting divorced". So true. People that really gave everything they could to improve the marriage and it just wasn't reciprocated are the ones that walk away with no regrets. These men must have thought that saying "I do" was/should have been enough.
The American flag (4:56) folded like that is how it’s folded for people who have lost something who served in the army, so someone probably passed away and he ended up with the flag. It’s actually a specific thing they do during a funeral for someone who served.
My dad definitely would've told us through a tiktok if we had it back then. He actually sat us down before he told my mom that he wanted a divorce and asked us if there was any music he could play to cheer us up.
Playing a song to comfort your kid in a hard time would be great. Lip syncing a song to break the divorce to your kids while recording it to get clout on tiktok is fucking disgusting in my opinion.
@@bigwendigo2253 I can understand how you would think that but when the person who was the kid in the situation is saying that it wasn’t productive and was in someway traumatic, then it wasn’t that good of an idea
my dad dipped out for weeks at a time to go drink, and whenever he disappeared, my mom used to play 'blame it' by jamie foxx You know, 'Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a alcohol' I used to bump my head to it with her but wow what a weird time 🤣🤣
Sometimes when I'm sad, I re-watch Kurtis' videos and start cracking up before he even delivers the jokes, and then I'm happy again, so thankyou for your service mayor
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Requirements for being a pop punk mime:
1. Stuck inside of box
2. Hates parents
3. ???
4. Profit
shannon celeste very nice South Park reference
Well I'm halfway there
Except the elbows
Check and check
Just so you guys know the extra greeting is one hundred percent worth it
actually it’s the only reason i subscribed. kurtis was in my recommendations one day so i decided to watch the video, then he does the extra greeting and says that people who subscribe get it. so I subscribed and my life hasn’t been the same since.
I miss the extra greeting every day.
100% worth it everyone subscribe for the extra greeting
Can confirm
Agree
oddly this feels more like middle school breakup tiktok rather than divorce
I think it's because these people have the maturity of a twelve year old
Oml you're so right
I feel like his impressions of the song are 10× better than the actual song
now thats a lot of damage Because they are
It’s just _s c i e n c e_ my guy
*100x
∞X better
He should release a cover album
"may the force be with you" "DIVORCE?!" "no the force-"
We all watched the video dick
@@wet4372 I can't tell if this is ironic or not... It's just a joke...
why am i imagining this to the same beat as that vine of "Woah the ice is really slippery"
"ISIS?"
"Yeah the ice is-"
"I S I S???"
i laughed so hard at that bit omg
Yes he did say that in the video
"cinematiktokraphy" is the greatest word I've heard
Can’t forget “I’ll tik tolk to you later, son”
God i fucking love millenial poets of our time
Technically it's a portmanteau 🤓
My dad had an affair with my mom's best friend. My mom filed for divorce and my dad flipped out. He told me that the divorce was her fault. All he wanted was some fun. Sooooo glad there was no social media at that time. My parents would have embarrassed my sister and me, for sure.
That's crazy, but if they had social media, I feel like your father would've been more of an embarrassment to you guys instead of your mom😭 I also feel like the best friend would've been dragged on social media💀
@@leilanimilan9875 You are right about the best friend being dragged. I guess it's good for her that I was too traumatized to write a book. hahahahahah-ish
Ah dude I'm sorry you had to go through that :( I know the drama was between your parents, but that stuff definitely affects kids too.
Do you think your dad realizes now that the cheating (with her best friend!) was wrong, and that it was acceptable of your mom to divorce him for it? Or is he still deluded?
Heartwarming family stories you tell when your daddy's a narcissist 👆
Had the nearly the opposite happen, mom had the affair then convinced us as kids that my dad was in the wrong when I grew up and put all the pieces together and got all sides of the story including grandparents povs on both sides. I haven’t said a word to my mom I’m 3 years and am trying to spend as much time with my dad as possible as I had excluded him from my life for almost 10 years thanks to her.
I love how Kurtis cant make fun of things without making like 9 disclaimers to be less mean, its wholesome
he is Canadian so it makes sense
It's Canadian.
We stan an unproblematic mayor
because if he doesnt he gets shitted on by sensitive people
@@despacitoman425 dont be like that man
Marriage Counseling - Tik Tok Edition
Bruh it’s Yumi
Yumi hi
Hi
Hi
Who is this bloke
α ƒεï†αη šïmp a gaming youtuber
@@sangwoosbaseballbat9329 thx lmao
As a child of my parents being divorced, grandparents being divorced, and great grandparents being divorced, I can confirm that my entire extended family pulled out their phones simultaneously and filmed a sad tiktok
How is this so impressive? I’m shook
Are you gonna try marriage or just not even attempt lmao
Lance Elliott lmao marriage is for people who actually have any commitment at all
That's why cameras were invented
Aunt May you have to continue the tradition
I've been divorced twice. My first one, I tossed my ring into Lake Michigan. My second husband never got me a ring, so I tossed him into Lake Michigan.
What a baddie move
As you should
Might be good to move outta Michigan
W move
based
Your skit about the husband finding out about his upcoming divorce through TikTok has the same energy as that one guy who posted “my wife just changed her Facebook status from married to widowed should I be worried”
Yes
@@ChristinaJ01126 yes
Sukaisage yes
Lima Bean no
Yo Bitch yes
I just love the idea of them setting up their cameras and standing there waiting for the timer to count down and walking away after throwing the ring at the camera and waiting for it to stop recording, then going back and picking up their phone and doing all the stuff you do before you post it. Like that's the funniest part about it all I think.
Literally that's all I think about too. Them just sitting there recording themselves doing these things.
That just makes me think about how awkward the last one is with the guy telling his daughters.
“Hey we’re getting a divorce.”
“Omg no :(“
“Yeah, but hey I’ve got this idea for a tiktok. I’ll lip sync a sad song about divorce while you sit there.”
“Dad I’m sad right now I don’t wanna do a Tiktok.”
“C’mon, I’m sad and it’ll get so many likes.”
So cringey to think about this.
LMFAOOOOOO UR AMAZING FOR THAT ONE
Omg 🤣
That's how I feel about all TikToks 😂
Imagine going on TikTok and your parents saying they’re getting divorced shows up on your fyp
Omfg that would be the WORST
iT’s aBoUt TiMe
@@picklepirate 😂
i'd be more worried that my parents had tik tok
@@6raybladezz then having to choose which tiktoker parent to live with during the week
That guy at the end didn’t seem like a good father, he’s telling his kids that he got divorced with their mother and he’s recording it for a literal tik tok for hearts and followers
@カミ um excuse me they did *what*
Philly D just covered a video of a woman coaching her son to act sad for a thumbnail about them having to put their dog down. As she's telling him how to adjust his face and to look more sad, he keeps repeating "But I am sad..." My heart just broke for that child. His grieving wasn't dramatic enough for her so she needed him to fake more emotions.
I don't think I've seen something so sick and manipulative in a long time. I'd put this second to one of Mark Rober's package thief videos where a mother had her son steal a package. When they got home, the son, who is about 12, says "I think I like doing this." She asks "Doing what?" And he says "Stealing". She gets all stern and tells him that's not good...but she just had him steal for her! From that point forward, you have forever lost the high ground with telling your child how to behave! I don't get it...I know parenting isn't easy but there are just some things that should go without saying, like not teaching your child how to emotionally manipulate people or to not steal 🤦🏾♀️.
I'm pretty sure they already knew.
ew omg, i looked it up to see if i could find the vid, nothijg. so it was most likely deleted, but i did find another scum prank
"dropping our baby prank" girl wha-
literallyyyy like as a child of divorce, what the fuck?!!
got a divorce lawyer ad in the middle of this lmao
when ur favs interact 🥰🥰 luv u queen
r/thathappened
wow an iconic pair i never knew i needed
SAME
@@miraaskari2230 it's not that unlikely, in fact it's pretty likely since youtube will detect key words in the video and try to show a relevant ad, hence why so many people get tik tok ads on tik tok videos
I'm still laughing about the tiny middle finger a year later.
Same bruh
that actually happened in 5th grade to me and i whispered: oH yOu’Re So BaD * whispers really really quietly * *ᵃˢˢ*
@@aaaameeera
Picturing that in my head is so freaking hilarious to me-
When you do that to your mom and she turns back
Wasn't it the wrong finger?
“I’m a pop punk mime”
*speaks immediately*
@criss holy shit by breaking the laws he followed the laws
@@dezmondstone3442 oh lord its a catch 22
Punks are all about rebellion
@@hondaaccord1399 lmfaooooo
That's the punk part. Don't abide by the rules lol
As the child of a divorce, with both sets of grandparents being divorced, and my uncle being divorced, I can confirm everyone in my family is a professional ring tosser
Kurtis has a strong career as a country singer if the youtube thing doesnt work out lmao
edit: you guys i feel so powerful he acc made a country song 😭
maanya sheth he makes fun of country folk so people doesn’t suspect he’s one of them at heart
Oh my God i was the 666th like
God ikr actually the country songs actually kinda slap
I thought they were real songs until reading this lmao
All the 9ther songs slap aswell ngl
My ex is still the love of my life. I cry every night over what a wonderful person I lost, but I needed to get divorced in order to really cash in on the spiteful divorce tiktoks as I was running out of quality content ideas. Telling them I needed a divorce was the most painful thing I've ever done and I'll never stop loving them no matter how hard I try.
No regrets tho I gained like 2k followers
Oh my god I was not expecting to blast tea out of my nose tonight
So it was all worth it 😌
You are so brave :(
Your followers appreciate your sacrifice.
😅😅😅😅😅👍🏼
Words I'm deciding to use more:
• Wicked
• Bonkers
• Dude
• Man
• Pardon
• Folks
• Stellar
KURTIS NOTICE ME
Gotta include pardon
Also my guy
BLEEDING SOUL I already use all of then. They add spice
Nobody Queen ye ik we speak a like that in East Midlands too
•Kurtis
•Conner
after my parents got a divorce my dad burned the marriage license and certificate and turns out i needed those to prove they were still married in 2019 in order to get financial aid for college. lmao.
Probably doesn't help now, but you can order new copies of those things from the records office in the state where they got married. Source: I lost my marriage license (and birth certificate) in a move
@@rizahawkeyepierce1380 losing a birth certificate AND my social at the same time was the absolute worst thing. records offices feel like they run in a different era (circa 1800s) and require so much crap
@@Fox_Olive LOL, yet it is so easy to steal one's identity. Maybe others should be as strict? It seems harder for real people to get papers than people with fake information
@@Fox_Olive since we're all sharing stories about losing crucial documents now
the hospital I got my BC from literally *no longer exists* so we can't lose it cause its lost media 💀
The six stages of grief after divorce:
Denial
Anger
Tiktok videos
Depression
Acceptance
I see 5
@@spookyspaghett1 TikTok videos just account for two stages
Where is excessive hate? Then Flaunting of new woman/man thats what happened when my parents split
DATDA
bargianing: am I a joke to you?
Glad there's no clip of Shrek and Fiona getting divorced
Shrek: Marriage Coun5elling
Still, I'm disappointed there's no Shrek cosplay TikTok captioned something like "POV: You're Fionna and you've just told me you want a divorce (emotional)"
What do you think Shrek 5 is gonna be about?
@@issi99 Please someone make that
wait....THEY GOT DIVORCED?
Kurtis delivering a joke while editing is the equivalent of thinking of a great comeback once you’re done arguing
except actually kind of applicable
There's a French word for that
"L’ESPRIT DE L’ESCALIER"
my like made 1.4K become 1.5K, i can die now
DEADASS LMAO
omg ur right
She gave her the divorce papers... But he couldn't read
LMAOOOOOOO JARVIS REFERENCE 💀
@@sh4rky466 it’s from another video
@@samarnold5531 I’m aware of that as well lol, just the first thing that came to my mind was when Jarvis was reacting to that emo tiktoker who was like, “When her new boyfriend gets her a book but you know she can’t read”
"she gave her"? uhh
She was a peanut. . . But he was allergic to peanuts
Ohh I’m like stuck in this box dude I hate my parents - kurtis Conner 2019
Tbh that was my favorite part of the video 😂
💀
The fact that I read that in his voice 🤣
His voice when he said it my dudes 😂😂
Me 1 day into quarantine
“She tiktokids!” ~Kurtis, Danny, & Drew September 2019
I was gonna say that 😂
Drew September seems like an awesome dude
I was literally just thinking of that quote😂😂😂
Why'd you list the same dude twice?
@@noriakikakyoin8587 so weird 🙄
"Ugh im like stuck inside of this box dude i hate my parents"
-kurtis conner 2019
~ Kurtis Conner 2019
Honestly that made me laugh so hard ngl
My favorite part
it reminds me of James Bay's Pink Lemonade
3rd tattoo tbh 🤪🤘🏻
The sad reality that too much men would actually agree with “yeah I might have cheated but she wants a divorce, that’s way worse!”
literally half of r/AITA be like
"sure I cheated, but at least I didn't leave you! You're leaving me, which is breaking your vows!"
i absolutely LoST MY SHIT when he started siNGING why am i not seeing comments about it
I KNOW RIGJT JCSHK
HARRY STYLES AW
I fucking know it was like he was trying to do the songs justice😂😂
Yulisa Cruz k
i started to lose my shite on god im dead XDXD
I am not sure what's funnier: the tiktok videos, Kurtis making fun of them or Kurtis "covering" the tunes in the videos. yee yeee
Kurtis making tik tok puns probably
Definitely his covers of the music, at least to me
YEE YEE
Def his covers XDD
Imagine looking back on your childhood and just seeing TikToks about your parents divorce rather than a photo album.
@Rae Louis In this scenario I am a divorced parent forcing my kid and ex wife into my tiktoks, so no.
Who the hell has a photo album of their parents getting divorced.
I'm the ONLY person that went to a JCP Photo studio with my divorced parents? Cmon now.
Chris James Yes lol omg
Do people normally have a photo album about there parents divorce
Imagine going to your custody hearing and your ex wife plays your divorce tiktoks in court 😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Why don’t we go watch Star Wars u know the force.”
“DIVORCE.....dude” *cries*
“No...no the force”
I DIEDDDDEdddd
Isabella Vicente his ”dude” ALWAYS KILLS ME
I love how he comes in during editing to make a joke he forgot to make during filming. What a dork, 11/10.
Super duper dork
The biggest dork, and I love him for it, all of Kurtistown does
It’s why we keep coming back.
Why does this comment have only 3 replies!!!??!!?
i love him lmfao
Man are these people sonic because they’re losing all of their rings
rämen heäd underrated
hahahaha this made me giggle
rämen heäd 😂
lmao
Oh god this was so bad lol
6:05 honestly the most brutal part of this entire video is just watching this woman struggle so fucking hard to flip the papers
The dad singing the divorce news makes me uncomfortable af
Right? Eww
Very, very creepy
It feels shady as fuck
Yea it's like, "huh, this is a terrible situation...you know what would make it better? Exploiting my divorce AND my kids on TikTok for sympathy. It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant I tell you! Genius I say!"
Yeah that really pissed me off. It’s one thing to make a cringy tiktok about your divorce by yourself, but getting your kids involved in that madness is completely unacceptable
“I’m like stuck inside of this box dude I hate my parents” 😂😂
And his elbows are sticking outside the confines of the box lol, he’s a great mime
Same dude, I’m an angsty 15yo
Heart_Felt 11 same but I’m 16
Tiarne Allen I just now noticed that 😂😂
I've replayed it like 10 times, 😂
They just Tik Tok the pain away.
more like their marriage was going tik tok
One tik tok at a time😔
Ayy hetalia
nae nae the pain away
They tik talk
Fun fact: the burning marriage certificate was actually just the one for show, one you can frame and hang on your wall or whatever. It's the actual legal paper the courts ask for.
knowing the maturity of those people I wouldnt be surprised if they used the real one
Wait until we get Tik Toks after funerals or when they're hospitalised 😂
I regret to inform you this already exists.
Edit: th-cam.com/video/qgLK0Ofa64w/w-d-xo.html im so sorry.
Sorry it’s already a thing sis
I'm pretty sure it already exists
they already exist , theres this one where a kid is tik toking when he grandpa is dying in the hospital behind him
jonas bridges tease
hearing kurtis conner say "my guy" cleanses my soul actually
Detox asfff
Unrelated, but if that's you in your profile pic, I like your haircut.
Heaven Toms lmao yes it is me thank u sm
same with ‘dude’
1,000th like C; ayeeee
As someone currently going through divorce, 10000% can confirm that divorce tiktoks are NOT the thing to be doing lmao
Oh I hope you get better soon !
Hope it goes well!
I'm sorry, but I truly hope everything works out for the best
@@taffyvago Thank you!
I really hope you'll find happiness whether it's with someone else or with yourself 😗😗😗
You know how when you're a toddler you just become conscious one day. Like you'll spawn mentally in the kitchen or grocery store and go sick I'll remember this forever. For the tiktok with the little kid in the back, that's her first conscious memory.
"roses are red
violrts are blue
why'd you leave me Karen
what-what did I do?"
is that a chicken?
I wanna see the kids Karen
@@lilyartemis1950 oh dang 👏
@@lilyartemis1950 k ?? Just because my grammar is wrong, you gon' act so sensitive??
Karen’s a savage she ain’t ever gonna tell you
@@benjaminacuna8013 ok.
you saying ''divorced'' sounds like the german: ''die wurst'' ... it means the sausage and makes me laugh every time you say it
Jetzt wo du es gesagt hast hör ich es die ganze Zeit 😩
debby k meyer can’t unhear it now.
Now i cant unhear this scheisse
Haha! I jokingly yell 'DIVORCE' at my boyfriend when he does little mistakes (like forgetting to pick up milk or something) now it appears I will be yelling 'the sausage'
@LE MA when you pronounce divorce wrong "this is de worst"
A pop punk mime isn’t trapped in a box, he’s trapped in his hometown
Joshua Webb whEN I WAS
Joshua Webb a YoUnG bOY
Suzie Matthews tOoK mE iNtO tHe CiTy
Ivana Mičutková tO sEe A mArChInG bAnD
I thought you were talking about Sugarcult Stuck in America dammit im showing my age.
There should be a law against parents recording their children's misery. Like, they are forbidden to have children if their brain hasn't matured beyond being an irresponsible teenager.
C'mon, that just means America will force them to have children they shouldn't.
America literally forces teenagers to have children regardless of whether the father is 15 or 50.
@@J2982able please don't remind me...
Oh, we've got divorced by mutual consent, so we had divorce party with the cake that had a lettering "may divorce be with you" on it :)
that's so sweet, wishing you both the best!
No matter your sexual orientation or gender,
That is the most lesbian divorce ever
@@moonytoast116 LMFAO FR
@@moonytoast116
YT glitch I can’t click read more :/
@@moonytoast116 I deadass kept clicking read more- what the fuck
Imagine if some of these guys are actually happily married but jumping in on the trend. And then their partner walks in and is like yo what are you doing with your ring
THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME IDK WHY SDFGHHJKLSDFSH
That would be so funny Samantha!
Dude: * sad music and he throws his ring *
....
Dude: aw shit where’d it go that wasn’t a good take
Im imagining this now lmao
I know this is old but my parents divorced because my dad cheated and his girlfriend makes TikTok’s about him saying “get you an older man that knows what he wants” BRO HE LITERALLY HAD A WHOLE FAMILY FOR YEARS AND THEN COMPLETELY CHANGED HIS MIND
this is so terrible but it made me LOL i’m so so sorry
That’s horrible. I feel for you. I’m so sorry.
@@elisabethjoint4624 im glad after all this time someone gets a kick out of it. I mean I find it funny so thank you for laughing o7
@@priyanshi4811 eh at least it’s funny now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the man literally didn’t know what the fuck it was he wanted 😭 what?!?!? (also, so sorry that happened to you. hope you’re doing alright these days!)
I got an ad and it was a tik tok of two people getting married at Disneyland
I am now waiting for their divorce tik tok
Maria Urquia-Hilton at Disneyland
@@iwantharrysguccisuit1228 thank you for that... it just made my day... and yes... I am here at Disneyland
It's kinda cold
Anyone who gets married at Disney. They 100% will get a divorce.
This comment belongs in his video where people strait up lie
somebody call nashville kurtis is coming for every country singer's career
Coming for those wigs
MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU 😧
Fuck that's a good one
Quite a knee slapper
😂😂😂
You know the dad is just emotionally manipulating his daughters into thinking their mum is the issue and the bad person in all of this when he's the one with the goatee and the trucker hat (iykyk)
This is literally my dad expect he's a big city metrosexual douche bag
my parents announced their divorce 2 days ago, should i convince my dad to make a tik tok??
Abbey Hall yes!
im sorry Abbey, but i can't like because the likes are at 69
@@sarahb5895 reminder to like
@@sarahb5895 wth lmaoo
yes please
*Is no one gonna talk about these EXCELLENT covers?*
Exotic Wolve Pentatonix who?
@@HannahPewee honestly
he’s got the beat and everything in the background
@@teriallison8610 dediCATION my guy
with kurtistown being a democracy, i demand a full cover by kurtis of breaking up in a small town because that one BUMPED
100%
Kurtis should make a one-person acapella group.
I hate that I knew all of the country songs he covered
i agree to this statement
Agreed!
2:18
"She pretty much made a threat on Twitter, so shout out to her."
That's WILD
kurtis- “may the force be with you”
divorced kurtis- “wha- divorce! ughhh dude! *begins to cry*
kurtis- “no the force!”
Hannah Paige this joke was amazing
I played that back more than three times, paused and laughed.
If vine was still a thing...😔😔😔
@@laurachaveznunez788 true!!
I haven’t even reached this part of the video yet, but I can already hear him saying this
TH-cam being dumb and copy striking Kurtis for the songs in tic toc is a whole blessing in disguise cuz then he's forced to make these little JEMS of song covers.
I need at least one of them to be my ringtone.
Gems* lol
dude singing over songs so as not to get copyrighted makes everything so much funnier I love it
shE wOuld gET DOwn wITh sOmEbOdy i KNOWWW
I have to say Kurtis’s singing and performances will never disappoint me.
my parents got divorced but they never made a tiktok, so does this mean they’re still together?
No. They're not on Tik Tok because they are mature fucking adults with better things to do.
Sorry, man. :(
Nein. Hör auf zu träumen und such dir einen Job!
@@KhayJayArt r/wooosh
@user name That's not a whoooosh but okay.
@@Oliver-fw6rc the answer of the dude I tagged was definitely a wooosh, not the actual comment
"Divorce?"
"No The Force!"
Here it goes, my depression is cured
Shrek is the best romantic anime I have ever seen
I wanna like this but 420
Yee
Bee movie
Leah morales( more like MilEs mOrALeS
Yee yee
"If you're making a sad tik tok, you're 100% why the reason you're getting divorced". So true. People that really gave everything they could to improve the marriage and it just wasn't reciprocated are the ones that walk away with no regrets. These men must have thought that saying "I do" was/should have been enough.
thank you so much for translating “grade five” to “fifth grade,” for a second there i was like wha wha wha!? but then, then i got it
TheMoncada1D i audibly laughed at this joke so thank u
HARRI STOYLES
im australian i dont understand, my dumb commonwealth brain cannot possibly translate these foreign words to my own complex language
@@erika.f
"Audibly laughing"
As opposed to.. Mental or silent laughing..?
Jay Kay can confirm “grade 5” is a Canadian thing (at least where I live in western Canada)
I'm never getting divorced from my extra greeting.
marisdc the reason i am subscribed for
This aged really badly 😂😂
the tiny middle finger thing had me actually wheezing
The American flag (4:56) folded like that is how it’s folded for people who have lost something who served in the army, so someone probably passed away and he ended up with the flag. It’s actually a specific thing they do during a funeral for someone who served.
When him and his phone said “⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️” I felt that
its so... *d e e p*
*M O O D*
I catch ur drift
😔✊
fr 😔
Kurtis laughing at his own jokes is the best part of all of his videos
the pop punk mime part is underappreciated and wouldve been a perfect vine
agreed
💔💔💔💔💔
ikr ajdjjsjfjd it was so funny
Shrek 5: Shrek and Fiona get a divorce, and then Shrek makes a TikTok.
Funny comment but also Shrek would never
No I 100% believe shrek would make a tiktok 🤣🤣🤣
May DIVORCE be with you
oh my, Kurtis
I'm not kidding that shit made me laugh so hard
I laughed out loud so hard I almost woke up my bf
It's such a dad joke but it got me.
ok since this is getting that amount of likes, go watch my cover video on my channel
bye
"Pop punk mime"
*_Build God, Then We'll Talk_*
y a b o i s this reads like you’re talking about IGOR.
Ah, yes, classic Porno Mime. Can’t believe I almost forgot about that beauty
That music video is a masterpiece
Suddenly there's tea everywhere
Dont remind me✨💞
now i *know* what it means when my parents said 'divorce is a beautiful thing sometimes'
I saw a comment from you in another video, but I can't remember in what channel... Maybe Angelika Oles.
as someone who grew up in the south and listened to lots country music as a kid, hearing kurtis sing these songs is genuinely so funny
Why is nobody talking about how his phone matches his shirt? I'm dying.
Black and white? Woah that's so crazy
How many people need to acknowledge it before you'll be satisfied
I don't understand comments like this.
why are his shirt and phone making you die?? are you alright?
And I've found another Ezra amongst the TH-cam comments, spanning across multiple channels, we will rule the world one day
Woah, you’re right.
WHEN YOU SANG THE COUNTRY SONGS U ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE BILLY RAE CYRUS
Sydney Jewel u mean billy raY
@@oady4778 Billy Rae Jepsen
Julia Mazurek my thoughts exactly. We need call me maybe cover by Billie ray cyrus
@@oonaverse my thoughts exactly
@@oonaverse I want a metal cover. lol
I came for the Tik Tok cringe ✅
I stayed for the pop punk mime covers ✅
10:08 I don't know why I found it so funny, but the fact he grabbed the little girl just to pull her over into frame for his fucking divorce tiktok
My dad definitely would've told us through a tiktok if we had it back then. He actually sat us down before he told my mom that he wanted a divorce and asked us if there was any music he could play to cheer us up.
Playing a song to comfort your kid in a hard time would be great. Lip syncing a song to break the divorce to your kids while recording it to get clout on tiktok is fucking disgusting in my opinion.
@@bigwendigo2253 I can understand how you would think that but when the person who was the kid in the situation is saying that it wasn’t productive and was in someway traumatic, then it wasn’t that good of an idea
my dad dipped out for weeks at a time to go drink, and whenever he disappeared, my mom used to play 'blame it' by jamie foxx
You know,
'Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a alcohol'
I used to bump my head to it with her but wow what a weird time 🤣🤣
@@beepbeepcasucha y i k e s
@@beepbeepcasucha tbf when my parents split both of them individually listened to 'Good for You' by olivia rodrigo endlessly so like it could be worse
It takes so much work to make non-copyright music for these jokes and I acknowledge that and appreciate it.
this has ”roses are red, violets are blue, why’d you leave me karen what did i do..” vibes
We don't say the word "vibe" here 😂 sadly or not, it is forbidden in Kurtistown lol
Now your giving me "Karen please come back I miss the kids" song by WilburSoot XDD
Aren Kuboyasu why are you here and who are you divorcing (Jkjk enjoy!)
@@ladymaranosg7149 using emojis unironically is *NOT THE VIBE*
@@cyanidecinnamonroll7628 best song ever lmao
Sometimes when I'm sad, I re-watch Kurtis' videos and start cracking up before he even delivers the jokes, and then I'm happy again, so thankyou for your service mayor
why are the covers funnier than the actual-
Omg I love your pfp uwu
woah are these yoi fans I spot
I think the word ur looking for is “better”
The YOI fandom!
I thought you guys mean yoai and I just didn't question anything
(idk what yoi is)
I'm not offended by him thinking Americans couldn't understand the phrase "grade 5" just offended by the fact he thinks that I can count that high
STOP LMFAO
LMAOOOOO
I’m saying like cmon man be more considerate kurtis
"Dude I'm like, stuck inside this box and I hate my parents."
Yes he did say that
@@blackparademistress1 no he didnt
3:17 They even wear the same clothes. They must have really loved each other. Never would’ve guessed they would divorce.
Imagine growing up and realize your dad told you about the divorce *with a tik tok*
*your country accent is always on point omfgggg*
clouty stormz no it ain’t you chicken tailed yellow belly wussy
Yee yee
He is secretly a country boy
Yes it is. Sounds like he came from VA or NC. Lmao
My parents are getting a divorce and they haven’t made a Tik tok yet 😔 should I be concerned?
Jenelle Cedillo yes.
Me @ my parents in December
Yes very
I want my parents to be tik tok famous already😔👊
Jenelle Cedillo HAHAAHH