E. D b. D bd. D je b. D bnd b. D. D. D. D bd. D bd. B. D. D bd. D. Bd. D d n. D d n. D. D bd. D nd d b. D d nd nd b. Bd. D b. D b. D bd. D e nd. D. D bd. D d bd. D e nd. D. D bd. D d bd bd b. D d bb. D bd. D bd b. D bd. B d nd v. D. D. D he b. D nd nd. Bb. D. D bd. D nd b. D d bj d bd. D bd b. D bd b. D d nd bbd. D bd b. D bd b. D d bd b
8:29 Agent 47 just coming straight to that guy's face with the *BREAKING NEWS* !!! Nice video, my dude :)) Never have anyone made me crack up with Agent 47 and his assassination skill like you :))
OMG I felt the same! But to be honest I'd do the same thing. Is she interested in him by chance? I can see them having a lovely little Hannah and they rule the world as Hitman and Wifana. XD
7:13 47: Baseball Bat ]:[ 47 goes on Baseball Bat Rampage. He throws his bat and uses the force to get it back. 7:27 47 Can't get his bat. Some dude: Oh no!!! Please! 47: hmmmmmmmmmmm. Sucker Punch ]:[ *KNOCKOUT!!!!* . . . Diana: Huh! 10/10 47 :]
There's something about seeing Agent 47 in a bathrobe in an upper middle class neighborhood just straight up cold-cocking dudes on their front lawns that's SO satisfying to me.
8:55 *Gets shot in the leg*
"Oh, I can't believe he got me!"
*gets shot again seconds later*
"Goddamn, that was a good shot!"
"i wish i could shot"
What else would you say when getting shot in the leg?
@@AM-id5ry
*Moan*
Reminds me of the npc’s from max payne 😂 they were dumb as hell lol
HugoKato
@9:55 I know you had to be crying laughing. That old man flew right to the celling. I knew he wasn't an regular old geezer.
Guess that’s what he learned in the kgb
Fart
Tom and Jerry be like
9:53 I’m crying 😂 Old-Man.ExE Has Stopped Working 😂 💀
E. D b. D bd. D je b. D bnd b. D. D. D. D bd. D bd. B. D. D bd. D. Bd. D d n. D d n. D. D bd. D nd d b. D d nd nd b. Bd. D b. D b. D bd. D e nd. D. D bd. D d bd. D e nd. D. D bd. D d bd bd b. D d bb. D bd. D bd b. D bd. B d nd v. D. D. D he b. D nd nd. Bb. D. D bd. D nd b. D d bj d bd. D bd b. D bd b. D d nd bbd. D bd b. D bd b. D d bd b
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big fart😂😂
He got launched while saying u wouldn't hurt then dies😂😂😂
2:18
47: explodes a billion bodies
Diana: *showing off again, 47*
Nolan Cassidy wasnt even mad @ 9:00 literally told him it was a good shot. 🤣
7:30 Diana's reaction 😂 "How the hell did that work?"
probably edited in maybe, I dunno
47: "You know why that worked? Because I'm HITMAN!"
I guess they had an accident in the pits
7:55 and 8:10 hahaha funny af. “Now you see me, now you don’t.”
HugoKato
0:16 Hello, Your mail )) Have a nice day
That's would happen if 47 had to quit the Agency and get a normal job.
ppppfffahahhahah it was so funny
what would be in the package j wonder that would knock her out or 47 can do it with any item..
incoming air mail!
what the song??
1:01
Normal people: No one can be electrocuted while being blasted away by an Explosion !!!
*Agent 47: Hold my barcode!!*
It's called EMP Explosive Suitcase
More like "Hold My Guns" or "Hold My Fiber Wire".
Hold my fish
Unless you are a zumbie.
@@thaequalizer3539 hold my emetic gas explosive lethal remote detonation trip mine MKIII 🍷🗿
8:29 Agent 47 just coming straight to that guy's face with the *BREAKING NEWS* !!!
Nice video, my dude :)) Never have anyone made me crack up with Agent 47 and his assassination skill like you :))
Thanks =)
@@hitrest3968 what song 0:13
9:21 where is Lafayette
**flashback**
Ding...DONG
...
He’s not feeling well
(He rang the service bell)
He currently has a case of hammer headidis
7:54 "Agent 47, will you stand up, please!"
47: Pickaboo ]:[
Throws a wrench.
“This demonstrates the value of not being seen.”
Those guards have no brain cells
*Showing off, Agent 47?*
😂
OMG I felt the same! But to be honest I'd do the same thing. Is she interested in him by chance? I can see them having a lovely little Hannah and they rule the world as Hitman and Wifana. XD
Diana saying it all casual like it is just another day at the office :D
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@@winter_brick_studios2831 you mean hitmam get it mam man if u don't get is u sus
@@zaclee469 he's the imp vote em out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:13 was amazing lol
7:13 47: Baseball Bat ]:[
47 goes on Baseball Bat Rampage. He throws his bat and uses the force to get it back.
7:27 47 Can't get his bat.
Some dude: Oh no!!! Please!
47: hmmmmmmmmmmm. Sucker Punch ]:[ *KNOCKOUT!!!!*
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Diana: Huh! 10/10 47 :]
the digeridongler
the bat-a-thousamd
What's the song that plays at that part?
That's one way to release your anger😂
@@sisigs4820 Sciophobia - Jo Wandrini. Some of the music at 5:31 is also from the track.
0:18 *Y O U ' V E G O T M A I L*
There's something about seeing Agent 47 in a bathrobe in an upper middle class neighborhood just straight up cold-cocking dudes on their front lawns that's SO satisfying to me.
47: damn people can't even leave me alone on my off days
Guy: Are you trying to intimate me or be *INTIMATE* with me?
47: Yes
"Are u going to intimidate me or be intimate with me?" 🤣🤣🤣
Normal delivery services: **actually delivers package without damaging it**
UPS: 0:13
Lol
So true
thats what UPS be like when they deliver my amazon package lol 😂
Special delivery
4:33
Woman sees the body
next thing she's is telling to not throw the brick XD
2:39 So poisoning wasn't enough? 😎
Yeah i had to make sure she wouldn't survive =)
47: I don't like Zombies ]:[ The kill must be *CERTAIN*
One of the greatest moments from this part: 02:09
I'm enjoying this. You're a great hitman!
9:54 Janus.exe has stopped working. 😆
7:06 the hit is perfect timing with the bird croak
0:18 when you get tired of your job
If postman pat decides that murder is good
0:14 when u give the package and they don't give u a tip
U get knocked out by a package
6:47 Maybe you should of invited me on a date first, you can swipe me on tin😝
should HAVE...
When 1 comment isnt enough
What's with all the illiterate people writing should of would of could of?
Weirdest thing a guy getting choked can say to you.
4:07 Do i know him? Nope 😊
47: Go to sleep. ]:[
actually 4:13
4:50 47: You didn't get my good side!!! *jumps over balcony with disappointment then just yanks the woman off the side*
The guards: ASSASSIN DETECTED
You really need to do more of these. Hilarious. I've probably watched them 5 times a piece.
0:19 thats oneway to deliver a package..
7:20 -- 7:23 Thor Style
So Freakin' Cool
9:24 Ding... DONG..
LMFAO
BRUH nice one
RING FOR KNOCK
@@leaxythefemboy Lol
Dingdong of doom
9:53 clearly grandpa hated that lightbulb.
9:54 lmao
I don't even..../:(
Dafuq did he threw????
that's how stanley died
Đang Thì Thầm god
XD
That part killed me xD
0:16 sup your delivery is there enjoy THE TOASTER INSIDE THE BOX XD
Dude you just do his mail at his face that was so hilarious I can’t even explain it
0:16 UPS in 2020. They now throw your package at you rather than your porch.
*rings doorbell* Old lady: my package. *throws package* Agent 47: delivered
0:15 you got mail maam 😂😂😂
1:53 "There it is command? Got nothing so far."
"Wow."
Lol?
Wow, IPhone.
@@syntheticvocalist-p472 Okay. Not the weirdest comment I've seen.
2:13 I like this scene
2:18 Showing off again Hitman's Rest?
My game crashed after that =)
@@hitrest3968 wow very good agent 47.🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍
0:17 When you really don't wanna work
47: Special Delivery 😑
3:52 Guards like "watcha doin~~~"
Thanos: "Snap his Fingers"
8:34 = I Don't Feel So Good
Bruh
1:01 that dude hit a sick dab
0:16 your mail man nowadays
The last one was pretty good hahaha
Last one was my favourite =)
0:19 Lady: oh hi! this is my mail right?
Hitman: Yes! Im gonna give it to you right now! *throws it into her face* job done.
@1:23 Indian Citizen: You shouldn't leave that here mister.
@1:27 Indian Citizen: Oh, a shiny coin! (2 seconds later) *Bap*
The best channel 😂
2:19 that so hilarious
6:15 guy:what an idiot” says the guy who literally gets shot
7:49 Ahh yes - the good ol' Whack-A-Mole technique
The intelligence of those guards is 0 iq brain cells
4:07 sound like John Wick music - I want that!
2:03 you have the whole population in that room :D
9:53 *b i s h w h a t?*
Lets not ask
@@crystalrose5646 what he said
Lmaooooo
Poor old man 🤣🤣
9:18 ding dong 😂😂😂
6:33
Stranger: you not dead
Hitrest: CAN U DO THIS?
Gets burned
Thanks for Video! You're the Best! Ha-ha, funny! Good Luck
4:56-5:02...not sure why that made me laugh but it did!
2:08
I once did this in the first game. And by the end there was an entire stack of bodies on the floor
4:48 Top ten selfies that goes horribly wrong! :D
Haha lol😂
0:18 How fed ex deleivers your package
sorry but I kinda copied some one commet
Bigmooney could only dream of such ragdolling
0:32 Charlie Brown missing that football again.
6:38 But those jumpsuits the drivers wear have a fire resistant lining.
Grimlock their faces aren’t protected though.
@@kyleninjagokyle6717 Still, they wouldn't die from fire.
0:17 heres your mail!!!! lol
8:37 spiderman: i dont feel so good turns into ashes
NPC: I DONT FEEL SO GOOD gets poisoned
1:29 reminds me of Tom and jerry 😂
This is hilarious 😂😂🤣 😂
9:55 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i beleve i can fly or die 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 por grandpa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The duck face selfie. I’m dead
Epic ❤ i love this game my preferer
9:54 i have to go now, my planet needs me. *doesn't see roof*
3:30 "Dammn!"
3:34 "DAAYYUMMM!"
4:08 do I know you? *proceeds to snap neck*
2:17 "Showing off again 47."
😭
2:30 nice weather out there mister, want some more wind?
The first hitman "funny" video I've seen to actually be funny
Keep up the good work , i hope u get to 69milion sub
I love jour video s
Wow!!! Good job ! Thanks :)
Thanks =)
@@hitrest3968 man tell me the music name which played into 0:01-0:06
0:18 You’ve got mail!
7:12 we got a human Thor
Hitman: I have the powwwwwwweer
I subbed cuz this is real funny
This just comedy gold, I MUST GET THIS GAME!!!!
8 seconds in and she steps on a rake and gets whacked in the face yes the classic gag
9:54 when ur alarm goes off
Это просто супер серия, еще можно снять такие ?
Very funny😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
The bush scene got me.
This people need respect
0:18
Amazon in a nutshell
6:48
He just wanted a date
Good man. Died being a smartass, I could only dream of such a great end.
0:15 and this is why to always look who's ringing before opening kids
2.32 it like.."fuss ro dah"...🤣🤣🤣😂
Hahha
1:41 Tom and Jerry lol
Nice👍👍