2:33 "Thank GOD you are not dead. I was like OH NO YOUR dead but your nottt.. 🙂 Agent 47: Hold this for me *Throws propane flask at the dude* Officer: I gotta go get a ambulance quickly Agent 47: Nah your staying right here.
0:13 "Man, don't do this. I'm not Jesus Christ." Of course, you're not, man. 0:44 Overkill!! 1:10 Seems you'll not going anywhere, man. And chill down, your body's overreacting there. 1:33 The legendary banana skin strikes back! 2:02 Seems 47 was hurt by that statement of yours, lady. 2:11 Aiming function as it's best strikes back! 2:25 "Then watch this closely." 2:39 Make up your mind! 2:43 "I gotta go and get an ambulance." Really, now?! 3:02 "I'll just pretend all is good here." Wise choice. 3:23 Glorious overkill. 3:40 Let's pretend he's taken down by another way. Banana skin is too OP, please nerf. 4:03 Aiming system at it's finest strikes back again 4:10 Why you don't turn around to see the one who threw it, sir? 4:19 That's what you get for being so stupid, sir. 4:29 Yeah, we knew. 4:40 Then why you don't run for your life? 4:45 Slow start, sir. 4:57 Nice can throw, 47. 5:00 Now why this one doesn't fly like the one before, 47? 5:13 HOW?! 5:25 Gonna get squashed, sir? 5:34 D SHOT! 5:47 For the correct answer, Headshot and get squashed! 6:00 Relax, on what? 6:10 Forget about the body bags, arrest him immediately! 6:31 You say don't move, she does otherwise. 6:36 Who is there? Really? 6:46 Glorious 7:07 Help him first, miss. 7:51 Torture Wombo Combo Funny video again, thanks for the video!
@@hitrest3968 hey buddy I'm surprised you made this. Which reminds me do you plan on making part 10 of these funny moments because I just noticed that the only location you haven't featured in these funny moments videos happens to be New York City.
1:34 counter just gave a fatality 2:58 one again 3:38.........FINISH HIM 5:10 .........wow 👏 5:22 kewl 👌 5:32 nutcracker....... 🤜🥜 5:45 🔫 💨💥🧠🤯💀☠ 5:54 🥥🤯💀HEADESHAT 6:21🔧1,2 ya head and he laying in bed 6:38 well 1 dive costed her a rib maybe she needed this meatshield 🛡 6:46 she was going to 👙 bottom but if she found a faster route 7:27 hello...... 7:33 and goodbye 7:41 return of table smacks
3:00-3:04 Is it just me or was that the only time someone said anything that was actually smart? “I’ll just pretend all is good here.” Smart man. Love these vids, HitRest!!🤣🤣
If you pause at 2:04 you will notice that before you punch her, she is smiling, as you are about to punch her, her face will INSTANTLY change as if you have a gun when you first met.
0:21
NPC : "You're not gonna hurt a woma-"
Hitman : "Gender equality betch"
47: what’s a Woman 🥊
1:15 “someone finally got the weirdo .” 😆
I wonder what he did to be called a weirdo
0:22 you're not gonna hurt a woma-AHHH
I was drinking a chic fa lay milkshake when I watched that and it’s now all over my phone 😂
Equal rights and lefts
47: yes
they always wanted equal rights so be it
4:00 "Yea great ignore me, just like my wife" 😂😂
HugoKato
At that point May as well ignore him cause he's dead already
6:45 my cat when I toss a pickle in front of it
0:17
“Buddy, don’t do this I’m not- JESUS CHRIST”
Well you were right about that
I think it more like "Buddy, don't do this! I'm not JESUS CHRIST."
@@REInz-ActRL By which he means, "I can't walk on water". ;^)
47: "No, but you drown really well."
@@SpearM3064 hahahahahaha NPC logic
Your about to meet him though
1:43: "There's a problem with the toilet [again]
04:29 - “I know K..” *smack*
Priceless 😂
2:23 Respect to this guy for being so calm, even in death
Lol
“Oh sh- BRAH”
I found I found a body
Hello there.
Oh sh- *death*
1:09 had me laughing so hard to point were my stomach was hurting 🤣😂😅 good job 👍
Thanks Alex)
HugoKato
2:29 thank god you are not dead )) Very funny
same
SALA
2:33 "Thank GOD you are not dead.
I was like OH NO YOUR dead but your nottt.. 🙂
Agent 47: Hold this for me *Throws propane flask at the dude*
Officer: I gotta go get a ambulance quickly
Agent 47: Nah your staying right here.
HugoKato
0:13 "Man, don't do this. I'm not Jesus Christ." Of course, you're not, man.
0:44 Overkill!!
1:10 Seems you'll not going anywhere, man. And chill down, your body's overreacting there.
1:33 The legendary banana skin strikes back!
2:02 Seems 47 was hurt by that statement of yours, lady.
2:11 Aiming function as it's best strikes back!
2:25 "Then watch this closely."
2:39 Make up your mind!
2:43 "I gotta go and get an ambulance." Really, now?!
3:02 "I'll just pretend all is good here." Wise choice.
3:23 Glorious overkill.
3:40 Let's pretend he's taken down by another way. Banana skin is too OP, please nerf.
4:03 Aiming system at it's finest strikes back again
4:10 Why you don't turn around to see the one who threw it, sir?
4:19 That's what you get for being so stupid, sir.
4:29 Yeah, we knew.
4:40 Then why you don't run for your life?
4:45 Slow start, sir.
4:57 Nice can throw, 47.
5:00 Now why this one doesn't fly like the one before, 47?
5:13 HOW?!
5:25 Gonna get squashed, sir?
5:34 D SHOT!
5:47 For the correct answer, Headshot and get squashed!
6:00 Relax, on what?
6:10 Forget about the body bags, arrest him immediately!
6:31 You say don't move, she does otherwise.
6:36 Who is there? Really?
6:46 Glorious
7:07 Help him first, miss.
7:51 Torture Wombo Combo
Funny video again, thanks for the video!
Thanks) i've been waiting for your comments)
@@hitrest3968 Wow, thanks for the anticipation.
07:46
Rico : "Arrgghh i'm still standing"
47 : "how about NO 😈"
HugoKato
My boy yuri will never gets old i see a bunch of dead people in here 1:49 lmao your video always make me laugh so much
It wouldn't be a Hitman video without Yuri)
@@hitrest3968 he so darn funny in hitman
02:36 : "oh no you're dead but you are not" 🤣
If this guard think that guy is dead how can this guard wanted to call a doctor?
Everybody ready for hitman 3
Oh yeah)
@@hitrest3968 hey buddy I'm surprised you made this. Which reminds me do you plan on making part 10 of these funny moments because I just noticed that the only location you haven't featured in these funny moments videos happens to be New York City.
Me me me
Yeah
OH YEAH (he said having a heart attack)
I love how the suitcase chases the NCPs
4:28 she knows karah
Lmfao underrated
Te
I'd love to learn karah
More like kar-AGHH 😂
Bruh the kettle bell throw had me weak 🤣🤣
1:34 counter just gave a fatality
2:58 one again
3:38.........FINISH HIM
5:10 .........wow 👏
5:22 kewl 👌
5:32 nutcracker....... 🤜🥜
5:45 🔫 💨💥🧠🤯💀☠
5:54 🥥🤯💀HEADESHAT
6:21🔧1,2 ya head and he laying in bed
6:38 well 1 dive costed her a rib maybe she needed this meatshield 🛡
6:46 she was going to 👙 bottom but if she found a faster route
7:27 hello...... 7:33 and goodbye
7:41 return of table smacks
Also if u see this hitrest no need to heart but thank u imma use this one heart ❤
3:00-3:04 Is it just me or was that the only time someone said anything that was actually smart? “I’ll just pretend all is good here.” Smart man. Love these vids, HitRest!!🤣🤣
Guard: I want some blueberry muffin
*47 throw the briefcase*
*Guard get sleeping and eat blueberry muffin*
47: no...
1:33 that guard is like a storm trooper, literally misses shots at point blank.
4:28 “i konw kar-ahhh” did she mean she kung fu 🥋 or something 😂
Karate
OMG!!! I love this !!!!!!
Шът ъп
HugoKato
The legend has uploaded again!
True dat.
HugoKato HugoKato
"I'm not Jesus Christ!" Yes. We know
HugoKato
Another part of the "Don't send Martinez, he's a real--MOTHER OF GOD!" series.
Very hilarious video 4:55 😂😂
Thanks)
Love the suitcase flying around when you throw it 😂
Ive been binge watching ur vids lately, thank you for these!
You're not gonna hurt a women😌
*slaps her*
AAAH! 😭
@@haukiputaanlaski8113 juu :D
Me play as hitman: well I Already did
0:21 “You’re not gonna hurt a woman Ah-!” *Proceeds to get hit*
The king is back
Welcome back
I'm glad to be back)
@@hitrest3968 i am glad too because i always see funny ragdolls from u
0:20
The Lady: your not gonna hurt a women
Hitman:YES I WILL!!!
Im soo ready for hitman 3 and i love these funny ragdolls
Yep can't wait for Hitman 3
4:29 I know kar-AGH! 😂😂
1:40 Hitman NPCs hearing the sound of a coin dropping be like
Hitman briefcase is like Captain America Shield 😅
0:14 “I told you man, don’t do this! I’m not- *G* esus Christ!” *falls into water* Well, he wasn’t wrong
Que locura es😮😮😮😅😅😅
These hitman vids are the best
Thanks Daniel
0:21
Woman: your not gonna hurt a woman
47: *Yesn’t*
0:21 your not gonna hurt a wom...
(SMACK)
Lol
47: about YES
02:23 I guess his head crushed LoL poor guy :-D
02:14 😂😂😂😂😂
0:14
The person: Eh?
Hitman: I'm tying my shoelaces
i could watch this all day
6:45😂
1:10 gotta get strong
*dies to a burger
2:11 Harry Potter Magic Trow Intesifies
1:57 OWWW
Hitman can hit his briefcase so on point… 😂
6:45 this is the most amazing hitman thing ive ever seen XD
7:46. Rico: I'M STILL STA- 47: *Blows up Rico with 6 pro "pain" tanks*
Diana: Rico Delgado has been eliminated nicely done
2:03 “get away from me you creep” *slaps*
4:53 dam he flew 😂
Red bull gives u wings😂
love ur vids! keep it up!!!
Thanks Harry)
0:20 your not gonna hurt a woman- AAA- *gets knocked out*
Best Ragdolls ever.
Hahahahahahhahaha is fan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:41 Delgado got shot so bad his voice turned into Doofensmurtz from Phineas and Ferb for a second xD
4:44 is the bedt😂😂😂
nice video mannnn
Thanks
ALISINANTE🎉🎉🎉🎉
This is awesome!
2:11: Don't follow me😡😡😡
2:59 huh
ill just act every thing is fine here
Finally new video
Ye
ye
Hey babykisser, nice new upload!
0:23-haha hold my beer
Love you ❤️
🤣🤣🤣🤣if I ever play hitman ima be like whenever I'm at that resort place and ppl fall in the trapdoor and say mommy there's something in the water
0:20 "Your not gonna hurt a woman AAHHHH" lol gets punched in the face
0:21 ur not gonna hurt a woman 😦
The red case chasing a lady flying was like: BISH GET BACK HERE I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET
“IM STILL STAN-“
0:22 47 was like BET
4:53 & 6:45 cant stop laughing xD
If you pause at 2:04 you will notice that before you punch her, she is smiling, as you are about to punch her, her face will INSTANTLY change as if you have a gun when you first met.
0:21 ~ Agent 47 is a Feminist! Equality, all the way! He treats men and women exactly the same way! *>:D*
I like your channel so much
"I know Karaahhhh" 🤣
4:29 I kNoW KaRaaa!!
Really pog
Been waiting forever for this
2:36 is the best part XD
4:02 is hilarious
Get away from me you creep WAAH UHHGHD. 2:03
I love these videos
Glad you like them
2:10 How? That defies the laws of physics
Love the fails
I KNOW KA-RAAAAAHHHHH! 🤣🤣🤣
4:30 Woman : I know ko-a proceeds to get knocked out even though she knows ko-a
Way too funny. Is it even real??? Lmao
7:06 did she just talk to the body?
ow man 5:10 😱😆
5:06 ‘How do i get out of here!? You don’t.
Bananas will never not be funny haha
Please more video i like it is so funny
Dude I play hitman 2 to and I m laughing so hard
Whats that song at the end?
7:41 "it stinks, it still stink!"