Hey my friend!!! I just posted my hitman video. I stayed up till 12:13 editing it. If you can see it and give me feedback that would be awesome. Thanks!!!
@@michael_janus Only indirectly (they get knocked back and fall over a ledge or end up landing on deep enough pool of water) Blunt weapons just cause KO's.
4:07 Npc: “uh, isn’t this yours?” Me: “oh sorry how clumsy of me” Npc: “um, sir I think that might be yours” Me: “oh god, really? I’m so clumsy. I almost forgot about it” Npc: “hey, mister?, I think you dropped something” Me: “oh I’m so grateful, here have my kindness” *thunk* “now f*ck off” 😂
Hey my friend!!! I just posted my hitman video. I stayed up till 12:13 editing it. If you can see it and give me feedback that would be awesome. Thanks!!!
I love it when the npcs hear a shotgun and say ,” Command, I’m looking around and the area seems clear .” Dude , there are 35 dead bodies and guns blazing 🤣
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I can imagine one of the guys in this video ascending to heaven and god asking him "How did you died my child", he reply's saying: "A bald guy with a tattoo of a barcode on back of his head hit me with freakin fire extinguisher !" 😂
Thanks for Video, lot's of fun! September 2019 getting started at Hawkes Bay. I do remember the Race Track. Watching other Gamer's doesn't hurt because getting 5 Stars the very first time you play a Mission, well, tunnel vision sets in, and the line of play is much harder than what the Videos show indicating that it's all so easy. Once, at Bangkok Hitman 1, the 2nd or 3rd time I got 5 Stars, and so I go back just for the Pineapple Challenge. Eh, I didn't find the Pineapple, but the Agency said 'you are free to leave Bangkok', it was then that I had realized that I had neutralized every Security Officer! Good Luck
Hitman is just an excuse to go postal in every level in a way that GTA can’t match. Like GTA is uncontrolled chaos while Hitman is CONTROLLED chaos, it’s perfect 😂
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7:07 "You know I can see you...
you're not very good at hiding."
What an embarrassement. XD
No one will never know that, that happend
HugoKato
@@agent47sgrandma75 so they will?
@@hugospidey802 why do u keep on making those comments
I bet 47 was like: YOU SON OF A-
6:29 “I’m whispering because I’m in stealth mode” I just love listening to the tough yet loveable guards and their lines
IKR tell me about it
That was so hilarious to me
5:47 Smartest NPC ever!
She's not wrong there, the guy not paying attention
Hahahahaha
5:51 I have to check it out and boom im done 😂
tbh, she aint wrong
she said "im down" you deaf hilly billy!
The best one HAHA
That NPC was killed too many times to be fooled agai- nevermind.
This is linked in the TVTropes Funny page for the WoA trilogy.
0:41, “back off buddy I’m married”
0:43, 47 gets closer “ ho yea”😂
*glass breaks*
😂😂😂😂😂Thank god I'm not the only one.
IM NOT THE ONLY,DUDE IS GAYY!!
get hatred due to rejecting
HugoKato
9:28 That scream is so hilarious
Aaaaaahhhhhh!!! Bang
HugoKato
Its sounds like noi from aphmau but a little deeper
6:38 are you trying to intimidate me or be intimate with me 🤣
Agent 47: Baseball Bat ]:[
*WHAM!*
That was the best hahahaha
I swear indians are the horniest people on the planet
@@abishkarjungshah4539 animalistic would be a better term.
@@abishkarjungshah4539 Racist person!!!!!!!!!
7:52 I Should Take A Picture 🤣🤣
*but* *first* *lemme* *take* *a* *selfie*
Then gets blown up
0:18 😂
Rangan: Yes, Yes indeed.
(47 shoots Rangan in the leg)
Rangan: That bastard!
Rangan: AHHHHHHHH AHHH-
(THUD!)
Dead🤣
DED
😂
7:07 the way he pops out just cracks me up 😆
HugoKato
@@hugospidey802 pls shut up
@@hugospidey802 are you feeling okay?-
@@gham911 he didn’t shut up, he keeps spamming thinking he’s Spider-Man
2:52
Guy: You! Are going to follow ME!
*Agent 47 uses his quick wits to come up with the best counter argument to the guard's demands...*
Then knocks out the other guard
0:18 'Yes yes indeed. That BASTARD!!!'
Lol
Its funny 😆
I watch this video just for that line.
1:04 I lost it here 🤣
HUUUUAAAAAHHH!!!!
@@enzofforza1356 *smack*
47 is One Punch Man
Ko
7:57 he looks like a floating head XD
7:08 never judge a man's hiding spot
Cause u will get knocked out
3:38
*knocks his girlfriend out with a brick to the head*
OHO MAN, BULLSEYE! :D
*a brick of cocaine XD
I died too hahahahaha xDDDD
When they say there's no perfect boyfriend...
Agent 47 is Bullseye. He throws everything!!
nah he was friend zoned
3:40 "Oh man, bullseye!"
Really? That was probably your girlfriend!
Hey my friend!!! I just posted my hitman video. I stayed up till 12:13 editing it. If you can see it and give me feedback that would be awesome. Thanks!!!
HugoKato
6:20 i'm whispering because i'm in stealth mode 😎
Yeah that cracked me too =)
The -Dead- man: -I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!- Bleh
@hitrest3968 the noise sounded pretty loud
@@hitrest3968 you haven’t uploaded in 1 year!
0:45 lmao his way of saying I'm not gay.
Ikr 😂😂😂
Lol
Lol
That punch had me weak lol
Yup! 😂😂😂👏👏👏
5:51 when u predict ur own death
😂😂😂😂😂
He threw just an empty can. Do NPC in this game die from that?
@@michael_janus Only indirectly (they get knocked back and fall over a ledge or end up landing on deep enough pool of water) Blunt weapons just cause KO's.
"AnD BoOm I'm dOnE"
BOom
9:25 - Absolutely killed me!
Him: I'm talking to u sir then ahhhhh thud
💀
3:45 that brick hit was so satisfying
Knocked him out cold
4:07 Npc: “uh, isn’t this yours?”
Me: “oh sorry how clumsy of me”
Npc: “um, sir I think that might be yours”
Me: “oh god, really? I’m so clumsy. I almost forgot about it”
Npc: “hey, mister?, I think you dropped something”
Me: “oh I’m so grateful, here have my kindness” *thunk* “now f*ck off” 😂
Lmao🤣
Funniest moment
1:27 THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
ChickenPanda129 “Cues Highlander theme”
Demigod Joseph *lightning strikes his weapon*
Hey my friend!!! I just posted my hitman video. I stayed up till 12:13 editing it. If you can see it and give me feedback that would be awesome. Thanks!!!
Asdfmovie reference #2!
2:18 OMG
7:05 "You know I can see you, you're not very good at hiding" 47:"You talk too much"
Knocks him out then falls in the water
1:27 this is hilarious 😂😂
Agreed especially the npc's
7:08 You know i can see u u not very good in hideing xD
NOHIH *DONG* BLUHARLGRH *DANG* BLAHH
*DED*
*hiding*
And you're not very good at spelling
😂😂
if assassin creed could be more realistic
Back off buddy I’m married😂😂
He think 47 is a Gay🤣🤣
@Zaxy 47 doesn't discriminate. He a lady killer, a man killer, tons of people falling for him, and everyone's dieing to meet him lol
I crack up every time some random dude says that.
Yehh i heard that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wish they did not say that a lot because 47 is 100% gay lol
1:17 madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!
The fire extinguisher one got me laughing.
"That is Robert Knox..." *tosses iron* "Robert Knox is down."
When?
5:27
0:19 “THAT BASTARD!” 😂😂😂😂
Ahhhhhhaaa thud dead🤣🤣🤣
7:07 🤣😂🤣😂 I'm f****** weak...especially the way he popped up from the bushes. 😂😂🤦🏾♂️
Ikr🤣🤣🤣
1:17 Wtf was that?? 😂 I have no words
Epic
I don't understand how the body would make the car flip haha
@@MrBlack252 It freaked her out severely. Causing her to hit the breaks as a reflex at top speed while turning from flinching.
What if he fell on Sierra Knox’s car and she died too 😂
For Suit only challenge
8:24 I have done something just like that in my Hitman game. It was a different mission, though.
Yeah I did that in Colorado
I have also done it in miami
2:49 Why would you throw that you psycho?!!?
7:07 epic lol
Hitman47: shut up and get knocked out
@@mallard975 lol
8:32 if we put this incident in front page of every news ... what a story it would tell
4:06
"uh i think this is yours."
"Uh sir uh I think that might me yours"
“Uh mister I think you dropped something”
*WHACK*
no entiendo una goma
I love it when the npcs hear a shotgun and say ,” Command, I’m looking around and the area seems clear .” Dude , there are 35 dead bodies and guns blazing 🤣
5:12 :Thats gana hurt me a lot!"
Yeah no s+++
NPC: "I can see you, you're not very good at hiding."
*agent 47 will remember that*
47
Knows how to knock someone out with a 1017 different metal objects
8:00 the old drop the car on everyone from hitman 1
0:55 ‘’Is nobody gonna help this damsel in distress?’’ 😜
"Back off buddy, I'm married"
*SMACK*
1:02 againn?!!😂😂 A swing & through the wall knife?!
Man: ahhh punched
0:18 I think he hit a bin
Michael ORourke that scream tho
that *imposter*
Qe egg tulip festival, I i was just a great way I think that you can use of i don't think that you I remember the tulip bulbs, and i
@@Duncila a drunk and I uiier I can usually find a half men season and i was uiii too many times in a great uiii. P. I think that you uiii, and I think I was g and a good day to live oewqqadfghkllz x com the present invention provides an i
Best part of it is him saying that bastard😂😂😂😂😂
6:22 style points? I give a 199
3:11 bruh you don’t hear that..?
6:34 Are you trying to intimidate me or be intimate with me? 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes
1:02 i thought it was a boomarang
0:19 "That BASTARD!!!" I died
Lmao it's the best part🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:52 I mean, she wasn't wrong
"You know i can see you you not good at hiding" *lough*😂😂😂😂😂
2:34
The body bag just fell on the muddy water😂😂😂😂
Dang
08:02 I love that the car/team appropiately has Thwack written on it
Almost as if it was foreshadowing
6:55-6:59 Me when people enter my personal space:
Knocked out
I can imagine one of the guys in this video ascending to heaven and god asking him "How did you died my child", he reply's saying: "A bald guy with a tattoo of a barcode on back of his head hit me with freakin fire extinguisher !" 😂
I love it when the frying pan makes a PANG sound
6:38, lmao 😂😂
8:39 Command I’m looking at what appears to be an accident
Then gets crushed into a 🥞
2:53 "Now you are going to follow me nice n Ea....💣💥😵💫😴😄🤣😂
Q Ward tgg batoto el boom boom boom boom no me gustó está fea
“You need to follow me right now” *bang* *thud*
3:46...did he just said, ...Don't you dare buddy...
0:42 Back up buddy, I'm married 😂😂😂
Oh yeah😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@3:36 Bullseye! The fire extinguisher swing knockout gets me every time. It's so ridiculous I love it
6:22 is it a bird
Is it plan
Nope it’s a security guard
Super guard goes flying
The Pitbull really going around throwing metal objects at people’s head
"You know i can see you. You re not very good at hiding"😕
"Oh no!"😫
6:25 like a phoenix
6.40 "are you trying to intimidate me or be intimate with me?" lmao
8:35 when you realize the car literally says “THWACK”
no idea why people getting pelted in the head with various objects is so funny/satisfying
0:33 LOL WTF happened?
There was water and he threw a battery with a circet loose and well it blew up
Everything
1:03, "Am I in danger"?
1:06 screams and gets knocked out with a punch lol
Ko
4:02 me when my mama wants me to eat broccoli
1:01 :am i in danger?
I started to wonder why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
That scene where the guy keeps saying you dropped something made me almost crack a rib
07:59
Same 😂😂😂😂
3:40 that seems to be the psychedsubstance guy
LMAO man I m so glad I found u!!! U just earned a subscriber :D
Ur videos made my day 😂😍
1:16 long live the king
2:18 ROFL oh mine GOOOOOOOOD
Thanks for Video, lot's of fun! September 2019 getting started at Hawkes Bay. I do remember the Race Track. Watching other Gamer's doesn't hurt because getting 5 Stars the very first time you play a Mission, well, tunnel vision sets in, and the line of play is much harder than what the Videos show indicating that it's all so easy. Once, at Bangkok Hitman 1, the 2nd or 3rd time I got 5 Stars, and so I go back just for the Pineapple Challenge. Eh, I didn't find the Pineapple, but the Agency said 'you are free to leave Bangkok', it was then that I had realized that I had neutralized every Security Officer! Good Luck
7:22 why does the old man look like Stan Lee
Talan Xing Plot twist: Hitman is in the Marvel universe.
That was a out perfect standing ducky on 6:15
I'm whispering because I'm in stealth mode ok😂😂😂
You’ve gained a subscriber, cause this is awesome.
4:28 How did the co-worker not see that?!
He blind
Maybe he's too busy with his work
The background music in each scene is what brings this all together
1:01 Magical Knife that goes through walls! :D
1:05 Man: (Girly Scream) (:O
47: I know its amazing chill the F-down. ]:[ *KNOCKOUT!*
"Am I in danger?"
@@kazanyamaoka8046 47: hmmmm Well.... I AM in the mood /:/
0:47
6:31 what an excellent stealth mode 🤣
8:56 like moths to a flame
That moment with the throwing pan and chicken.. Instant like.
LOL! Great video! looking forward to see all of ur vidz. Hope you are making videoes from Hitman 3 aswell :D
1:04
The Guy: Am I in danger?*turns around*
Immediately gets punched by Agent 47 🤣🤣🤣🤣
давно я так не смеялся, спасибо за видео братюнь
0.18
" That Basterd! " lol
Hitman is just an excuse to go postal in every level in a way that GTA can’t match. Like GTA is uncontrolled chaos while Hitman is CONTROLLED chaos, it’s perfect 😂
I’ve been laughing so hard😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:19 the indian accent made it even funnier
MY LEG!!!!!!!