Santa Fortuna All Crazy Takedowns | Hitman 2
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- HITMAN 2 2018 Colombia All Perfect Kills Gameplay Montage
Location - Santa Fortuna ( Colombia )
HITMAN Season 2 Campaign with Six new Locations - Golden Edition early Access - เกม
I love how you can occasionally see hints of 47's sense of humor come through in the dialogue.
Nightmare of Onyx that’s a new thing 47 is learning to be human what creators wanted to take away
47's humour consists of hinting to his targets that he's gonna kill them
But that's quite rare.
47: please try this its to die for *wink*
Dr. Thundergun always with the Mission Stories! sometimes he says it himself but sometimes the target says something implying the kill themselves (the ark society where you light the huge statue on fire for example, where the target, one of the Washington twins, tells you something like “you’re just dressed to kill aren’t you?”
"I wouldn't want to stab you by accident" Agent 47 is telling the truth as he always does in this game.
I mean, he technically doesn’t want to stab his target by accident.
Like when he said “This is the downstairs living room.”
He always stabs them on purpose.
@@nuv2987 hey what are you doing here uncle
@@nuv2987 Dark floors, hide stains easily
Dr Strange : I went forward in time to see your alternate futures. Fourteen million, six hundred and five to be exact.
Rico Delgado: In how many did I survive.
Dr Strange- None.
Actually one where 47 is not an assassin.
@@zareefuddinahmed1906 Nah in that future he fell down the stairs and didn't survive.
The big difference between this and the first season is that the foreign characters actually have foreign accents.
I like these kinds of details
Ok, but why do all these Colombians sound like Mexicans?
Beh......just roll the credits.
The Japanese characters sounded Japanese
@@evillemperor5447 yeah thats an exception. Every where else was American accents
@@Unriped-apple_scent Yes it's because WB gave them a good budget and they weren't rushed.
I love that mission, because it has a lot of ways to kill the targets, and also cause' i'm from Colombia. The place is very well done! It's exactly like rural areas here. Greetings from 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴
It’s cool to know they got the rural areas correct! I hope the cartel isn’t this bad where you live?
There are some fine ass girls in Colombia
it was beautiful
is it realistic how there’s foreign tourists in the drug village lol
@@sheepmasterrace pretty sure some foreign tourists would want some of that tasty white ash
Love how 47 goes the extra mile to punch Rico in the kidney before dumping him into the hippos pool
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Can we talk about the genius writing in this game? Everything you overhear feels like a hint without feeling too much like a hint. "Oh boy, it sure would be a shame if this GAMEPLAY OPPORTUNITY happened."
Agreed like in Hitman 1 in Morocco the two guards talking about the traitor prisoner that Zaydan is interrogating. It subtly hints that if you can pose as the prisoner you can be alone with him and kill him.
You get an officer uniform and dismiss the guard guarding him under "Zaydan's orders" and KO and pose as him to snap the general's neck all without the soldiers explicitly saying all that
That drum roll killed me. The sarcasm in these games are amazing.
2:27 I think moto moto likes you
I like em big, I like em chunky
nobedman848 I like em big, i like em plumpy
Cliffo55 The gamer dog I like em round,with something something
Shaun Donovan they like my sound they think I’m funky
Girl,you huge
2:51
Hippo: thanks for the food mr hitman
Agent 47: no problem
plot twist that's one of 47s pet
The funny thing is Hippos don't even eat meat all that much. They just like to kill.
@@grey1916 just like 47
Agent 47 loves animals (not including bad peoples)
@@grey1916 freaking sadists lol
"Do what you do best, man."
47: Well, if your giving me the go ahead.
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I love how it seems every Hitman player stands relatively close to watch their target die instead of watching from more of a distance. It looks really suspicious when you just turn around when someone is lets say drinking something you poisoned or what have you, but then again the guards don't react like it is odd that you just stand there looking away as the person they are guarding drops dead. Just something I find kind of funny.
They probably just think 47s a creep
I want a mission called “the day off” where it’s just hitman enjoying a tropical vacation no assigned assassinations no need to kill people just enjoying a vacation
That's how I roleplay the Hokaido mission, going to the sauna, sitting in the restaurant, chilling in my room.
@@crash-testproductions9341 that's how i play maldives too
@@crash-testproductions9341 then you massacre and kill ppl the next day
There’s a cutscene kinda like that in hit man absolution
@@artsydraws3555 And then some nun shot an RPG into his motel
"This is definitely the fastest submarine I've worked on"
"Oh yeah? Then prove it!"
"Certainly..."
I always wonder why their workers/guards/subordinates don’t panic and freak out seeing their boss just die right there in front of them 😂😂😂
If I remember correctly one of the submarine workers starts freaking out and yelling at everyone after the sub kills rico
Hey, send somebody in and bag this poor bastard up!
Absolutely no mourning at all
@@TheSammy3bpim late on this but the weirdest thing in my opinion is that the targets are very stupid that they just casually dont know all there workers
9:17 Rico Delgado:"Do what you do best man."
Agent 47:"I'm bout to end this mans whole career."
“I’m bout to end this man’s whole life!”
I mean, agent 47 is doing what he does best in ; killing.
"What you do best" seems to be the most common irony line in this games
For example there are 666 comments here weirdly
I doubted this game when I first played it. Now I am in love with this game and can’t stay off of it, it’s an hilarious game and 47 is such a badass. Lol
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0:23 Turn on Auto Subtitles
Penis is down, good work
Penis is down
oh my lord
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
2:50 47: Thanks Agent Hippie
Agent Moto Moto
0:04, well that's a dark interpretation of hungry, hungry hippos (0.0)
The Great and Mighty Goddess Aqua Hungry Hungry Hippos: Hitman Edition
Hippo always attack people if they too close to their terriotry. Hippo actually more dangerous than crocodile.
@The Great and Mighty Goddess Aqua Omg I didn’t thought of that one 👌
That’s hippos, the most deadly large animals on the planet.
Call Me Astaire the elephant is more dangerous when angered Hell one instance a hippo was flipped into air by an an angry elephant hippos are extremely heavy animals and elephants can lift them into the air in the jungle hippos make way for elephants
2:37 "Cut down on protein, eh?? Well, I'll show you!!"
sir_sandvich Vegans be like, “YOU CANT KILL ME I DONT EAT MEAT”
5:17 pretty embarrassing 47😂
Natascha Klein no these guys are just so easy to impress
Is it me or is this a reference to witcher 3? Geralt lifting a folktale curse
AMAZING
that's nothing compared to the part he's drumming in the band hahahaha
@@pengyzin8668 Lmao, when did Geralt do that with his arms. And why would it reference Witcher 3? Plenty of other games and stories where you lift curses.
5:11 damn she went flying straight into the wall
07:50 lmao best one
"Do what you do best"
Hitman: Assasination *Stab* 9:15
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Hats off to the animators, when 47 takes someone out he really doesn't hold back, it's always one brutal strike. By contrast he only nudges the drug chemist heheh.
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0:25 Turn on caption ...
Hahaha
Lol
Penis is down haha
XD
Gotta get it back up
Dr Livingston I presume? God I love a game with such an indeepth, dry humor... Awesome way to implement this timeless quote.
4:22 did he really take his meat
na thats a blood soaked cocain brick
"His meat" 😄😄
No it’s a bloodstain cocaine package
I feel like 47 should have the "knock out" animation for every kill when you push somebody over a ledge.
Some of the falls in some levels are so low, or even just deep water that I can barely believe they died due to falling on their legs.
Would make more sense if they were killed by a neck snap before being tossed over the edge, or knocked out before thrown in water.
Yeah for real, on Haven Island you push a guy into the Ocean and he dies instantly, like he doesn't even float he just sinks like a rock
Calm down criminal
Man, some of these were truly brutal. Thank you for posting this.
Hitman targets be like:
Bodyguard, let me alone with this guy with an item that could be used to stab someone
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7:50 even for 47 that's excessive
what about the gut punch at 2:29?
That's what makes the kills funny
That's what I call equality.
the piranhas got rid of the evidence if anything it's more efficient like 47 usually is.
No, it's a proper thot elimination procedure. And the fishes are happy.
*violent fountain of cement turns on and violently takes a person killing them almost instantly *
Unnoticed kill
5:20 maestro amazing
Killing a target in so many creative ways is so satisfying to watch.
My daughter asked me is that how hungry, hungry hippos is really played. I simply stated, it is, as decreed by agent 47.
ICEGOD2 This made my entire day. Thank you, kind sir.
*_your wife must be proud to have you_*
You played/watched a Violent Game next to your daughter
@2:15 "We need to cut down on your protein for while, eh." Says Rico Del Gato in a very disparaging sing-song tone.
47 apparently didn't agree with Rico while feeding the hungry hungry hippo a very protein rich meal.
Andrea: I will let your letter end up as food for the piranhas but not my heart
Agent 47: Oh your *Heart* is gonna be piranha food in a second
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I think hitman is behind final destination think about maybe all those kids where on a list and he sabotage planes and shit.... no explanation on vision or he subconsciously make them think something was coming so they’ll suffer with anxiety before they die. Just a theory
Jaime Medina 😂😂😂
*_- A game theory!_*
You can’t make this shit up.🤣🤣🤣
He makes his kills look like simple acts of God. Causing accidents is his specialty.
> kills someone by burying them in concrete
> “melee kill”
Seems legit
How to seduce a woman?
7:51
Aprouved by professional
butter hands
5:05 the way she just jumped.
If only this game had a bigger budget
so true man...hope they can thrive on
I got an ad about hitman 2 while I was watching this....the person was doing a speed run of the first lvl I think
I'm not even joking lol
The cutting into two parts on hippo biting is satisfactory justice given to the hippos bite cuz its literally that's much bite force
👆You Got something hum ...TM🎮🎮
Very nice vid )
Thx for doing it
Omg, this game takes me back to THQ's The Punisher from back in 2005.
Joseph El Koury I loved that game!
THE UNCENSORED VERSION IS THE BEST VERSION!!!
Dude I would love a remaster of that. I spent hours upon hours on that game. Trying to get perfect scores.
7:50 thumbnail of elimination.
4:24 when you need extra instinct
10:23 He sounds like a frog 🐸 who got squashed by rock 😂😂😂😂😂
4:06 and there you killed him
The thumbnail is hilarious. Makes one feel that Agent 47 is saying 'Oh, my love!'
6:37 That assassination is even better if you give the letter to Hector and have him deliver it. Then watch what happens after you kill Martínez...
Petr Sosna in my opinion he will be like
Hector:huh ... guess my writing overwhelmed her so much that she exploded
1:30 is that stan lee
why did u remind me of Stan Lee 😢 R.I.P
it looks like stan lee but the name was jorge franco
His character description in briefing is actually quite close to Walter White, just as Rico Delgado is very similar to Pablo Escobar.
Ey
1:29 hitman didn’t even try he just tapped his shoulder then nudged him a bit and still managed to kill the target
10:30 cocaine is one hell of a drug
Cocaine seems to be popular... With the same guy
His last words: "Drum roll damnet!"
5:06 the funny thing about this one is that the surveillance system got taken out at the same time
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6:04 now the spirits are at peace 😂
And her spirit is in pieces
Mathew Culver yep couldn’t forget about that 👍😂
You made me love stealth mate
lmao its always fun seeing what ridiculous disguise 47 will find next!!!
my favorite map thus far out of all 6
I was able to bank 60K after completing this mission with SA included
that was a VERY good feeling
Awesome video
i thought for a split second that that hippo was literly a crocadile for a sec but anyway great video!!!!!!!!!
Finally playing this - on this mission now. The Miami mission I wanted to try the guy killing his own daughter, but kept not doing it quick enough. Will need to replay. This one I’m having fun walking around
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The thumbnail looks like brazzers vid with Johnny Sins
Why isn’t this the top comment
5:05 only i was scared? Max volume and headphones, and night
The cinematic kills are a real set up from the last game
1:28 the guy looks like Stan Lee... R.I.P.
2:14
"I think we need to cut down on your protein for a while"
Hitman: Girls gotta eat!
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8:15 looks like its michael in GTA V 😂😂
Thumbnail you nailed it
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Nicely done.
0:27
"Martinez is down"
Meanwhile TH-cam Captions : " P*nis is down" 😂😂
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Rico: Do what you do best kid.
47: You got it!!
*stabs him in head*
Nicely done
I love that 47 when he pushes jorge franco off he says talk to livinsten historic refrence there
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The woman in red lol, how was she suppose to be killed? Looked like he improvised 😂😂🤣
The complete lack of gore is depressing I mean he stabbed his ear and it was like a ps2 game
@Robert Rankins okay, god of war 2 is a fuckfest and it's a ps2 game.
@Robert Rankins even better, hitman contracts, an older hitman game from the series and it has more bloody and dark scenes than this
@@SoleNero21 good god you edgy nerds always wants things to be dark and gorey. I guess to a 15 year old those things are considered cool.
*cough* manhunt *cough* soldier of fortune 2
You made my day. I just loved Contracts back then. A true hitman classic that's best played like rambo out for an all-out blood bath.
Very nice 😎
~Statue crushes man~
background speech: "I'm not seeing shit here..."
🤣
That's crazy. I spent a good few hours on this level and I've never even seen the hippo.
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Oh boi, there are many stuff that you probably still don't know about, just like anyone who plays this game, they always discover new stuff that they didn't know about in maps they might even play *d a i l y*
0:31 - Unnoticed kill
why yes, I definitely wouldn't notice hearing my boss can blasted into concrete.
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47 doing drumroll is something I never knew I needed to see
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Imagine a Hitman game with the blood and gore effects of Max Payne 3
5:08 😂😂😂
Amazing!
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01:03 facepalm
Which person?
5:09 he said what the hell just blew up hahaha 😂😄
Wow this bee crazy too kill reco dalgado with that thing in 9.34 min
two birds one stone kill with the gold statue
Beautiful
Jjajajj, jamás me imaginé ver a Hitman vestido de indígena Wayuú xD
Ni siquiera yo
Lo increíble es que la forma en que representaron al país realmente no está tan mal
This game is looks good. I bought already it. I am not playing this game yet but gonna play it
It sisnt comeout yet so ofc didn't come for every1 i mean or am i wrong
@@demonmasterx953 This game is come out couple of days ago
You look like you sit on your lap this anymore what is a pancake
@@hitmanplayer4763 you're a tough boy huh. i guess you are bold trying to be like 47. Lear eanglish properly so you can blend in on a mission. Moron
John Wayne “Lear” “eanglish” Oooooook then.
when every npc is freaking blind and/or deaf that helps a lot
super video 👍👍
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Drumroll please. I said drumroll please. Drumroll damnit