@Yes Man lol u r/wooooshed when He didnt get the joke and then you didnt but then I didnt get the joke and then everyone didnt get the joke and joke jokes on you. Yes Man lol u r/wooooshed when He didnt get the joke and then you didnt but then I didnt get the joke and then everyone didnt get the joke and joke jokes on you. Yes Man lol u r/wooooshed when He didnt get the joke and then you didnt but then I didnt get the joke and then everyone didnt get the joke and joke jokes on you. Yes Man lol u r/wooooshed when He didnt get the joke and then you didnt but then I didnt get the joke and then everyone didnt get the joke and joke jokes on you.
9:30 They call this “The Lock-On Briefcase.” This deadly briefcase follow it’s enemies when they run so they have no chance of escaping #homing-briefcase P.S. 9:52 T Pose
Diana's "my word, 47" at 1:00 had me cackling, she sounds so shocked! Poor Diana wasn't expecting 47 to just hurl someone off a balcony...
2:53 Are you involved sir? No 🤣
47: Damn he moved ]:[
Probably a stranger, oh well be careful
xDDD
that "no i am not" camera effect is priceless :D
Omg
2:55
_guard walks out of trap just in time_
Guard: Are you involved sir?
Hitrest: _shakes camera vigorously_
Hitman
Agent 47
Killer
Brbgrbrbgfvd
P
Agent 48
2:27
"Why are you people dead OMG!"
*boop*
2:00 Truly Perfect.
5:00 *That "OH NO!!!" lost me for a whole 5 minutes of laughing :)) THAT DUDE DESERVE AN OSCAR FOR SUCH PERFORMANCE :))*
/:o
Press it again multiple times right after he says OH NAW its funny as hell
0.25 speed XD
@@Yuyu-ox3xl thanks you have cursed this video
10:01 That escalated quickly.
I read it as ejaculated quickly
Ron Burgundy: I mean that really got out of hand fast.
2:58 "Are you involved Sir?" Shakes mouse left and right to say no lol
0:46 this is the best! 🤣 my word 47...
Lol
1:10 him: Oh my god [*gets hit by a dead fish*] *NOW THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE*
Lol
That was his Final Destination
Thank you thank you I'll be here all week
1:51 "Someone's messing around, what can I say!"
10:00 that took a turn I did not expect
2:07 *That side look of 47 though :)) "Any last words before this briefcase send you to a coma?"*
Man:...
47:... Briefcase
*WHACK!*
@@alienelephant4721
Security Guard: *In a serious coma*
Naked Mechanic: *still hanging around*
😂
2:14 I think the G force from that fling had more to do with his death than the car lmao
2:56 love your response to his question
3:29 when you know the answer to the teacher’s question
Theioncow17 lol this is an underrated comment 😂
Theioncow17 omg 😂😂
WTF!?
🤣🤣
Omg he’s right
2:55 me escaping from my responsibilities
9:29 can't run from that homing briefcase
Frying pan, briefcase, hammer
The Jingo a
1:34 through the wall trickshot
That is a flying briefcase wow epic briefcase
'
5:33 Classic Death
"Are you involved sir?"
HitRest *SHAKES HIS MOUSE*
guard: "Your not getting in here as long as I live"
47: "OK" *kills the guard*
0:51 It appears we have a rival assassin
NO! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
door with Rangoon
10:00 had me dying lmao 🤣 " you'll never come in here as long as I'm alive"
10:00.8
the way he said it lmafooooo Fits the person irl
“Why r u people dead omg” 😂😂
lol I know right. she sounded more piss than concern.
Were not were just ogs
Because
Ikr
Sounds like a white thing to say
9:14 cause of death: choked to death by swallowing the whole muffin. LOL
lol
then the leg teleported to the table (maybe)
47: LITTLE DID YOU KNOW, THE POISON WAS IN THE WRAPPER!
Ha ha ha 47
Agent 47: *pushes other hitman off a ledge*
Diana: My word, 47...
Agent 47: *THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE*
When I saw that I was just like, NOW THERE ARE TWO OF THEM! Star wars quote btw.
Lop
1:10 thank you very much for this easter egg. Excellent video!
Lol
Final destination?
@@GamerSamraat ehhhhh.....finally
That’s a lot of damage
Lady sees people dead
Also lady: why are you people dead!! Oh my gooad
7:08 "... don't insult our quest he's obviously not been sitting in..."
"can you please go away from me..."
"I'm hot"
*throws rubber ducky explosive*
Guest
XSCP-106 Uncle Larry
, B, / -‘. Girl. .=has tuculcyci
Cytokines s
@@DunkleCheese Girl?
SCP-106 Uncle Larry
shut up im hot
6:40 the timing on that car alarm... perfection
This is the laugh that I needed today, That whole sequence with the race car on the lift had me in tears
Hitman is a vicious, violent, sadistic game.
And I can't wait to play it!
😂
Ehre
You won't be disappointed with this game 😂
❤️
@@affinityxsI can see endless possibilities and ways to have fun in this game
1:22
agent:opens door*
Guy:AHHHHHHHH!!!
Agent:*bong*
DEATH OF THANOS love that moment
1:28
YEET!
1:20 when i show my favorite fandom to my best friend
Yeah i love to share my work with others =) idk why he didn't like it tho
47: Gas Tank ]:[
*WHAM!!!*
Does it involve Creaming them with the Propane?
2:36 He is rapping to the music
Are you gay?
Simon Henriksen shut up
Simon Henriksen Er du dansk?
Simon Henriksen Hej Simone
Your gay
0:13 “wakey wakey eggs and bakey
WAKE UP AND START TALKING
Why do I find this funny
Was is this Little Kiddo watching this?
green busted I NEED TO KNOW WHO DID THIS??
Lmaoooo
2:29: Ok, at this point it's their fault for dying.
There sure are a lot of fatalities in this Clown Simulator...
She even sounds judgmental *"Why are you people **_dead!?_** oh my god!!"*
hey, at least she got her answer
@@basedbattledroid3507 She sounded so queeny and pissed like "OMG CAN'T YOU STAY ALIVE FOR ONE SECOND? SMH!!!"
Definitely the funniest reaction to seeing a bunch of murdered people I've ever seen lmao
9:31 wtf the briefcase is chasing him
yeah lol😂😂😂
@DAVID DUMCUM wiw
@DAVID DUMCUM ow
Wtf
Homing case activated
2:20 *Killed A Karen,Good Job*
Good job
BUT THEY ONLY KILLED ONE😈😈😈😈
(Meanwhile in heaven) Karen: I wanna speak with the manager of this cloud!
@@Drakrau_TheDerg nahh Karen's would go to HELL
@@SpidermanFanSinceAlalan That was the punchline. She wants to speak to the manager because she's supposed to be in hell. 😂
2:27 this girl is shocked 2:37 what was he saying? 2:41 was he watching too much horror movies?
4:33 when I fart in front of someone
9:57 Someone has mixed personalities 😂😂😂😂🤯
Indeed he does
After. *snaps his neck*
I just realized when he was in a angry way the music stopped and then the music goes back when he is calm
9:29 noone can escape the flying briefcase
that's a logic brief cases don't fly
@@Dannerboots69 R/Wooosh
OH NY GOD IT'S A HEAT SEEKING BRIEF CASE THAT FLIES
QUICK EVERYONE TAKE COLD SHOWERS AND BATHS
@Yes Man lol u r/wooooshed when He didnt get the joke and then you didnt but then I didnt get the joke and then everyone didnt get the joke and joke jokes on you. Yes Man lol u r/wooooshed when He didnt get the joke and then you didnt but then I didnt get the joke and then everyone didnt get the joke and joke jokes on you. Yes Man lol u r/wooooshed when He didnt get the joke and then you didnt but then I didnt get the joke and then everyone didnt get the joke and joke jokes on you. Yes Man lol u r/wooooshed when He didnt get the joke and then you didnt but then I didnt get the joke and then everyone didnt get the joke and joke jokes on you.
4:23 THIS IS SPARTAAAAA
1:52 “Someone’s messing around, what can I say?” - right as a victim is burned by a lit oil drum
1:58 OMG it’s the hitman stig
2:08 I can explain, ok?!
*sees fish thing falling*
Oh my go-
*flys off the deck*
8:55 "like youll ever hit me with t-"
47:you underestimate my power
*D O N K*
Dont try it
1:06 oh thats epic
“Oh my god” clank
True
9:31 gotta love that top of the line heat seeking briefcase,and only pro assassins know how to use it properly 😂
It's a magic...
9:30 I'll NEVER EVER think of a briefcase in the same way. It certainly gives a whole new meaning to the term "deadly luggage".
agent luggage.
9:31 I never laughed so hard... It was like a homing briefcase straight to his head!!
4:43 whatcha cookin chef
6:04 whatcha cookin chef 2 hopefully part 3 comes
2:29 WhY aRe YoU bOtH dEaD?!!? oH mY GaWwWdD!!
When she found out why, it was too late
it's "Why are you people dead" and there are more than two people there so what universe did you quote that from?
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PeOpLE
PopeOfPoetry99J Il
7:53 “ don’t worry about it. I’m a professional.” few secs later.... gets electrocuted to death
pro•fes•eeyo•nahl
Don’t worry about it I’m a professor
2:05 May be a situation where you shoot first and ask questions later.
to be fair no one wants to shoot 47
9:30 They call this “The Lock-On Briefcase.”
This deadly briefcase follow it’s enemies when they run so they have no chance of escaping
#homing-briefcase
P.S. 9:52 T Pose
It came from Australia and thur boomerang technology
69 likes!
XD
1:00 My word, 47...
47:U don't say?
LOL My thoughts exactly. You think she'd warn him to take cover.
9:32 Red shells in Mario Kart
As it is locked and you throw it. IT WILL *ALWAYS* HIT THEM. IT WILL GO THROUGH ANYTHING. TO GET IT'S TARGET.
Lol
You mean blue shell
I just love the homing briefcase
hongloc nguyen ‘;;
Me too
this guy throws stuff just like my ma
Guided briefcase instead of guided missile.
I throw it when about to turn a corner and it’s so funny 🤣
8:54 "Awww, like you ever hit me w-" *BONK*
Stfu
@@pijg woah there bud
BING
10:28 he look like Stan Lee
R.I.P Stan lee wee all will remember you even dc and other heroes
So that’s why he got killed
@@somekidwholikesmemeskid677 Thanks for clarifying, Sherlock...
That's how Stan died
i see dead people
2:15 The mechanic tried to be the flash to escape but it was too late 😂
“Look I’m gonna call security if you don’t answer me.”
*Drops Car*
“OOF”
1:40 RIP balls
That's what killed him
9:29 47 has the skills from "wanted" only he can curve more then just bullets
1:32 Ah yes I love working for the ICA with my homing briefcases and noclip perms
10:42 For an old man... he can almost keep a strong posture😂😭 LMFAO
0:37 that pan defied the laws of physics.
2:58 “are you involved sir
Proceeds to shake head 😂😂
4:59 is when my crush finds out I like her
Cole Ferguson ok?
OH NOO! *Dead*
0:08 Hitman did his First time a man flip be like: OOOOOHHHHH
2:12 is the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Đăng Khoa Kiều It isn't possible to find it out with Shazam, because the speak too much!
8:55 Famous last words.
8:32 This is what you all came for.
1:58 STIG cousin as a Hitman..😂🤣
8:38 Oh christ 😝
Peter Griffin anyone?
9:30 James Bond should be jealouse of this gadget.
It followed him
Of course, a self-targeting projectile hidden in a black case that will chase the target once locked. This will help them in any _case!_
@@irfandy8😂👏👍
1:56 so fanny
Koik Ptet I play goldeneye 007
0:57
Diana: *....my word, 47-*
1:47 maybe i should do a little dance before i die
2:29 hypocrites ugh
Shrivvlez oH mY gWaAaAad
Stop _clowning_ around.
2:59 "Are you involved sir?"
*camera shakes no*
4:23 This is SPARTA
5:33 That was insane 😂
47: Triple Kill ]:]
4:09 Mr stark I do not feel so good
2:29
I dont know they slipped a banana peels or something
10:38 It was either the noise the old man made or him getting beat up😂👌🤣
0:40 Throws Frying Pan That has Aimbot* Follows the mechanic XD
2:30 Air Suspension Deaths :O
1:48 I'm burning ah 🤣🤣
ITS NOT FUNNY.
@@CnDpops IT IS
Greg Laurie it is get a sense of humour
1:43 “I think I heard something crack!” - as a victim lands on his balls.
8:48 Jogging with girlfriend with clown suit
Girlfriend: Are we going to someone birthday today?
Me: Happy Deathday 2 U
"you get in here as long as im alive" yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah about that
That chasing breifcase had me DEADDD 🤣🤣
I love the way you ignore the officer with a walkaway😂😂😂😂😂
9:30 it followed him 😂😂
James Bond would be proud
That moment in the pit garage when that guy said: “CAN SOMEONE HELP ME WITH THIS GUY? HE’S BEING A TOTAL DICK!” That had me laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂.
Right?! 😅😂
Mechanics are very protective of their secrets
@@johngancarcik5682 LOL🤣🤣🤣
@halenreeves7310 hey gotta stay ahead of the competition somehow
1:35 suitcase goes through the wall.
Harry potter confirmed
are you involved sir ?
no, whu , nooo *yeet*
2:57