If I remember correctly, for the race car crashing, it is absolutely fatal because the target modified her car to remove safety features to reduce weight and improve speed.
Also, it does explode on crash, at least in that version of the crash. Her super fuel is also super volatile. The one where you kill her at racing speed is you put a remote bomb on her wheel well that has her explode, you drop her dad on her as she passes, or you snipe her from basically anywhere you can see the track, then a few of the other cars hit hers on top of rolling at speed with the reduced safety features, like you said, along with hyper volatile fuel.
With the heart scene, it was a right sided heart and it was specifically there for an individual that happened to be Agent 47's target, so destroying the heart was a way to kill the target without even getting near him.
Also, you can see that when 47 kills him as main surgeon, using operating machine, it impales his heart by hitting on the right side EDIT: I think that was about 9:00 in the vid
oh also it was a right sided heart, abnormal to left side placement of the heart, I think the disease(mutation? sorry not native) was Dextrocardia but i'm not sure
My uncle used to work in a metro terminal and the stories he would tell..... He was the go to person to look into a suicide situation and according to him sometimes the person would still be alive and consious when he got there, even after losing multiple limbs.
Thankfully if you are unfortunate enough to still be alive and conscious after being hit by a train you will be in shock and unable to understand what is going on till you die shortly later.
Cousin is a cop. Someone tried to off himself using the metro. Jumped in front, got caught between the metro and the concrete. So firefighters had to try and stabilise him, run back the metro, as the guy was still breathing, knowing that even though they tried to save him that it would kill him, slowly and painfully. But giving him the mercy kill would be murder and illegal. So they were careful but still had to work fast because he would bleed out if they were slow which cops would not allow, knowing releasing the pressure would kill him and running the train back would hurt him literally everywhere in ways no man wants to know. Decade later and the muffled gurgled screams still give her nightmares.
6:46 That’s perhaps one of the best kills/moments in the game. Really shows how cold and calculating 47 is if you let the conversation continue. And the ending quote “A contract is a contract,” is the perfect way to wrap it up. And to answer the dude’s question, yes it’s Hitman. The games are a totally different beast compared to the movies. And there are indeed plenty of gadgets. And that scene with the heart, that heart is special because the target it’s for has situs inversus, meaning his internal organs are lethally and erratically arranged. So by getting rid of it, the target died without even having a hand put on him.
I know this is an old comment, but situs inversus just reverses the organs. And since situs inversus causes all organs to switch sides ( *most of the time, people who actually have partial inversion tend to die young from complications* ) It is actually not fatal. What is fatal is being unable to find a reversed organ.
if you wanna show Jordan and Noah a bit more variety in terms of assassinations on Hitman, you can always look for StealthGamerBR's gameplay on it, specially the psycho runs on Hitman where he kills everyone involved in the mission in different ways, gadgets, guns and such, if anything he does a lot of that kind of stuff in regards to stealth games, one side going very sneaky and the other where he kills everyone, is actually very fun to watch, if anything, Hitman's devs themselves challenged him on a video he later uploaded to his channel, so that's also something to keep in mind, dude knows his stuff around the game
@@capybara9521 Have you not seen his Marakesh run where he doesn't incapacitate anyone, he doesn't kill anyone except targets and only through accidents? He memorized the guard's patterns and goes around most of them without even distracting them.
I know this might seem random, but I’d really love to see architects react to the hitman trilogy. The level design is so interesting in term of architecture, like the beach house in New Zealand, the skyscraper in Dubai, Swedish Embassy in Morocco, Bangkok hotel, the Paris mansion, and so on.
When I worked a year at a pork processing plant, I saw at least three dudes lose fingers on the saw. A typical workday was 12 hours, six days a week, but it gets _even longer_ when somebody gets cut because we had to stop the whole production line and make sure no human tissue gets mixed up with pork. Takes like an hour or two to check everything, clean the blood up, etc. They were always recruiting new people for the saw to replace the ones who'd been dismembered, tried to hype it up like, 'Pay increase!' Then they'd order these brand-new saw jockeys to work faster than they were comfortable with, too fast to practice appropriate safety protocols. Then they'd act all surprised when something terrible happens. I think the most terrifying thing was, rather than being concerned that _somebody got maimed,_ my coworkers would only complain that their work day was gonna be longer. It's fkn dystopian. So many American businesses are _legitimately monstrous._
The capitalist dystopia of giving your blood, your brain, and your life to a machine that seeks to replace you with more lucrative means every single moment...
7:00 Actually you *can* get a suppressed weapon to be *almost* that quiet, *but* just having a suppressor alone won't do it - you need subsonic ammunition as well. Luckily for Agent 47 the AMT Hardballers he uses are .45cal, which is naturally subsonic by nature.
If I remember correctly about the bit with the heart: the Soviets actually did a few experiments with the idea of reviving/keeping organs alive by pumping blood through. I believe they went as far as to simulate a heart's pumping for a corpse and they pulled the plug when the body started moving more than just twitches. Obviously it wouldn't have been a full on revival, since the brain would've been oxygen-starved for way too long, but I'm pretty sure a lot of our understanding of how the body works with bloodflow came from those experiments.
The man who dies on the operating table is supposed to have a heart transplant so an alternate way to fulfill the contract is to destroy the heart before the procedure begins. Less flashy than the other alternatives but the end result is the same.
I was thinking the same thing, he was genetically engineered to be the ultimate assassin. Super strong, incredible endurance, tip top shape, has eyes like an eagle and also has incredibly advanced hearing.
@@HavocHounds1988 I thought the same thing but ig it would be too easy if you messed up your stealth and the game lets you just b-line it away to safety
Common misconception, ninja's used explosives all the time, grenades, cannons, guns, fire arrows, exploding arrows, firecrackers etc. They used whatever was needed to get the job done. There is a museum for the Iga clan of ninja that has flintlock rifles, landmines, grenades and several other explosive devices on display.
@@nonnapapera69 Yeah, pop culture has really twisted the idea of a ninja. Like for example them wearing black, historical ninja wore dark blue or purple because black would clash with the night sky. The thing to remember is how the main light sources back then would have been the moon and lanterns, so there wouldn't be the light pollution we have now.
@@HavocHounds1988 The idea of them wearing black didn't come from pop culture, or at least, not modern pop culture. It came from Japanese plays, because all the stagehands moving stuff about wore full-concealing black outfits to signify you were supposed to ignore them. Until one of them turns around and murders one of the other characters, because he was actually a ninja character.
Agent 47 as seen in the Hitman games is a genetic creation specifically designed to kill. This makes him have heightened senses and fighting abilities as he is incredibly strong fast and an expert with weapons of all types. He knows how to kill you and he knows how to make it look like an accident. Drowning those two people in the pool would be an easy cake walk for him.
A key part of Hitman games is the use of disguises, that's why you see Agent 47 wearing many different outfits. Different disguises can help with infiltrating different areas. There are enemies that are more alert than others and will be able to tell you don't belong there, so some disguises can help avoid that. Even with a disguise there are guards that can tell you don't belong at times, so stealth is a big part of the gameplay, well it's supposed to be at least. You can just kill everyone that is in the way as well, you just won't get a good score at the end since you killed non targets and were seen etc. The main idea is silent kills, get in and get out leaving no trace you were there.
I thought I'd see some poison used. This game has 3 types of poisons, all of which are instant whether injected or (unknowingly) consumed: Sedative, which puts people to sleep, Lethal, which is self explanatory, and Emetic (like rat poison), which makes people holding their stomachs until they make it to the nearest toilet.
5:14 My grandpa use to work at a steel mill here in my town, they had an section that would make these huge coils, there’s a part of it were you’d have two guys working, one is picking up the end of the coil while the other guy is presses a button to cut it . Well, he was heading down to that section to go relieve the guy who’s supposed to pick up the coil. When my grandpa gets down there he sees that him and the other guy are taking not really paying attention and the guy grabs the coil by it’s side, which you’re not supposed to do, the other guy who isn’t paying attention to this presses the button early causing the blade of the machine to go into the guys hand, immediately cutting of the section of hand where the middle, ring, and pinkie finger are. My grandpa goes over and immediately takes over his post while the security near by help the guy get to the hospital. The guy was in his 80’s and had refused to retire, it was safe to say the guy was gonna retire then.
For the "It's not possible to hold two people underwater like that." comment, I think maybe the fact Agent 47 is a genetic superhuman should have been given as context for them lol
Another factor to consider is the fact that 47 is about as super soldier as you can get; Super strength, endurance, agility, reflexes, etc. He's basically If John Wick, and Bucky Barnes were combined into one human
we just need to remember that agent 47 was created in a lab and was artificially given superhuman capabilities like regeneration super strength and super speed
Funfact: agent 47 is a genetically modified clone. That's why he can do all these strong things (like drown 2 people or always overpower any single target) and some other cool things you might notice In blood money agent 47 doesn't blink when he is crouching. Some say it's design oversight, some say it's since he's a clone, he doesn't need to blink, so when he's standing and blending in he does it to seem normal, but when he's crouching he is sneaking so he wants zero distractions(even 1 blink can miss an opportunity to kill)
1:44 Hitman is a super human of sorts enhanced to be a killing machine and he is artificially made so even if he dies they have plenty more to replace him and that's also the reason that they can enhance him so much I spent 10 minutes writing something that doesn't worth anything so thank you if you read this
He is a clone, but the company he works for is not responsible for his creation and he can't be recreated because that project doesn't exist anymore. You would probably need his DNA. He also was the best one of the clones so he is uniquely talented even among these superhumans. So no, he is not easily replacable.
"Chicken factories, people using skill saws get cut all the time" .... yeah, he ain't wrong. I work at a meat processing plant and we work with knives, band saws, mincers, bladed machines, brisket cutters, skinners, stunners and various other stuff like that. I wouldn't say it's "regular" but workers getting major cuts and losing the odd finger here or there ... isn't uncommon. We kind of get blaise about it a bit. Many of my work mates have lost fingers, got scars from serious cuts or been to hospital. Just another day.
Man I'd love to see Noah and Jordan react to combat in the Batman Arkham series. Always loved how cool and fluid Batman would do his moves and hearing the satisfying crunch of the thugs bones or just the impact from the punches/kicks make you feel so powerful
01:00 well, after a hippo bites even once, chances are there isn't much of you left to fix. 01:45 There's no telling just how strong 47 is. In Blood Money he's build like brick house and in-game medical exams say that despite being in his fifties, he has physique of man in his 20's and shows no age related ailments. 09:12 It's infact experimental robotic surgery unit called "the spider", combined with stem-cell therapy and artificial intelligence, together with world class surgeon supervising the whole thing. In-game it's later confirmed that thanks to 47 assasination, whole project is regarded now with suspicion. Manurfacturer of said surgical unit is facing official investigation for possible safety violations(The hospital apparently covered up it was an assasination). Funnily enough CEO of the manurfacturer ends up becoming players target pretty soon after. 12:15 There are some gadgets, though most are somewhat niche and others involve manipulating the target to do something you want. They actually removed one gadget (Electrocution phone) because it made it too easy.
10:29 That's exactly what I say every time I play a game or watch a movie that doesn't show the realism of getting shot in the head. You don't just get a bullet sized hole in the head and that's it. Your head or chunks of your head literally explode. That's why I love RDR2 and The Hateful Eight. And it's not that I want more violence, but I just want the realism. It ruins my immersion when its some bullshit.
You talked about applying pressure to the neck after it gets sliced open that reminded me of an accident that happened early last year. A popular gun TH-camr’s .50 cal exploded and he got hit in the neck. While he was heading to the hospital he had to shove his thumb into his neck to staunch the bleeding.
I feel it should be noted that Agent 47 (The Assassin) Is a Super Soldier who was genetically enhanced. He's stronger, Faster, And was trained and built too be the perfect killing machine from his birth. He's certainly capable of overpowering any Normal human
the pistol can be close to being silent depending if it has regular or subsonic rounds in the camber will massively effect the noise with a suppressed pistol or smg.
Love these expert reacts. Not only do I get to see different games (this is how I got into modern warfare, watching the military react to call of duty modern warfare) but I also get to see the different professionals and their interactions
Dont ask me how i know, but the way some special forces would cut someones neck in ww2 was by stabbing the side of the neck, punching through while pulling the head... That cuts the throat so they cant scream, andreally mess up the srteries, veins, etc... It just cuts through...
UK commandos would use that technique to dispatch a sentry in ww2 and the knife they used was the Fairbairn Sykes fighting knife which is a stiletto style knife or dagger with a extremely sharp tip
@TacticalMoonstone there is a video on TH-cam that is an interview with a ww2 veteran who was a commando and here is the link to that video th-cam.com/video/uDGHKyB3T_U/w-d-xo.html
Bring noah and the seal to react to ghost recon breakpoint that could be a awesome episode! Also why did you have to hit us with the tom and jerry ending 😵
0:01: "This guy just likes throwing girls, it's only been girls, what is wrong with this dude?" Me: Hitman 47 got rejected by all females after they discovered what the barcode on the back on his head was for
"This guy just likes throwing girls, its only been girls. Whats wrong with this dude?" *clears throat* Those are called *TARGETS* mister. Please get it right next time.
3:36 I have the reverse problem I am very light on my feet to the point were I walk completely silent despite having an extra bone in each foot making me flat footed ( also from a very young age I got into the habit of breathing extremely silently for reasons which are to embarrassing to talk about)
Hearing the doc talk about falling 3-4 stories is probably the most accurate I’ve heard. Fell 4, don’t remember how I landed (blacked from the shock), but the doctors guessed my leg and lower back took the brunt. Had a mild concussion after all that.
I will always remember this story, my dad was a firefighter until he quit due to medical problems, but he fell three stories and survived with only breaking a single leg. They managed to pull him out with the fire hose. And he tells me each time that if you went into a fire and don’t trust people you are screwed.
When I was living in the dorm in college, we had a student commit suicide by laying his head on the train track about 50 feet from my room. I randomly went out to smoke and saw about a dozen emergency vehicles parked along the road parallel to the tracks by the building. I made my way about a hundred feet away at a crossing by a gas station and looked towards the responders. I looked just in time to see a coroner lift a severed head from between the rails facing towards me. I just thought, "well that's new" before running back inside to tell everyone and creating a small crowd. Then we watched as they put the body (covered in a sheet by this point) onto a gurney and everyone (except a CSI photographer) left. Crazy stuff. The outside part of the rail where the neck was had a rusted segment for about a year afterward but someone had hosed off the rocks under it.
The headshot through the telescope had a pretty big chance of screwing up. The bullet would have likely went off course after going through the several layers of glass.
9:16 that patient actually has situs inversus. That was straight through his heart. No joke, the whole setup for the mission is this guy needs a transplant. One of the other ways to "remove" him is to destroy the donor heart. As a doctor, I'm sure you know the odds of finding a second compatible heart that's mirrored along the vertical axis... you see this at 10:47 actually.
Dude was like, time to feed the hippos! 🌊🏃✋
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I'm sure we can do a separate react video of you sharing stories with a straight face with all gameology experts.
"Experts react to Doctor ER."
According to Casual Geographics, hippos are homicidal maniacs by birth... AFAIK, they do kill more humans than crocodiles and lions do.
#Doctor ER hmm you look familiar....
Damn. Sounds like you see some horrendous stuff on a daily basis.
If I remember correctly, for the race car crashing, it is absolutely fatal because the target modified her car to remove safety features to reduce weight and improve speed.
Yeah the metal in the body of the cars is more lighter than the usual body of the ordinary car it’s like tin foil.
But every racer dies when crashing
@@leonpaelinck don't think too hard into it it's a video game
Also, it does explode on crash, at least in that version of the crash. Her super fuel is also super volatile.
The one where you kill her at racing speed is you put a remote bomb on her wheel well that has her explode, you drop her dad on her as she passes, or you snipe her from basically anywhere you can see the track, then a few of the other cars hit hers on top of rolling at speed with the reduced safety features, like you said, along with hyper volatile fuel.
@@leonpaelinck tell that to Richard Hammond.
Tho tbf he isn't a F1 racer.
As fun as listening to their banter was, I feel like they chose kills that were a little more in Jordan's wheelhouse, and not so many in Noah's.
That's what I was saying, agent 47 has a bunch of cool melee hand to hand take downs that they just chose to ignore lol
@@unbeliveblephoenix1 not to meantion the stuff he does with a garrot wire
And to be honest he's a trauma Doc so unless it's tea party gameplay it would suit him lol
Don't even know why they brought in Noah for this game. There is no real martial arts that happens in Hitman games outside of a few chokes
@@CecilioSprayetti you probably never punched someone in hitman absolution or the 2016 trilogy
With the heart scene, it was a right sided heart and it was specifically there for an individual that happened to be Agent 47's target, so destroying the heart was a way to kill the target without even getting near him.
Also, you can see that when 47 kills him as main surgeon, using operating machine, it impales his heart by hitting on the right side
EDIT: I think that was about 9:00 in the vid
oh also it was a right sided heart, abnormal to left side placement of the heart, I think the disease(mutation? sorry not native) was Dextrocardia but i'm not sure
@@skidaddleskidoodle Oh was it right sided? I'll edit my original comment than. Thank you.
@@skidaddleskidoodle It was situs inversus. :)
@@BelleVanSchijndel Oh yeah, I remember now, it was also name of the mission, thank you
Cameron and Israel are cool, but this duo is underrated and honestly just as entertaining.
Lol yup just two cheery guys
I just noticed that both have countries as a names
@@republicofformosa8644 Jordan (the er doctor) is also a country ;)
I don't even know who they are. Noah and Jordan are the ones I've seen the most on this channel so far
My uncle used to work in a metro terminal and the stories he would tell..... He was the go to person to look into a suicide situation and according to him sometimes the person would still be alive and consious when he got there, even after losing multiple limbs.
Mad respect to the people in those jobs that do what they do. The shit they are forced to see is haunting.
Oh god that sounds terrible
Thankfully if you are unfortunate enough to still be alive and conscious after being hit by a train you will be in shock and unable to understand what is going on till you die shortly later.
Cousin is a cop. Someone tried to off himself using the metro. Jumped in front, got caught between the metro and the concrete. So firefighters had to try and stabilise him, run back the metro, as the guy was still breathing, knowing that even though they tried to save him that it would kill him, slowly and painfully. But giving him the mercy kill would be murder and illegal.
So they were careful but still had to work fast because he would bleed out if they were slow which cops would not allow, knowing releasing the pressure would kill him and running the train back would hurt him literally everywhere in ways no man wants to know.
Decade later and the muffled gurgled screams still give her nightmares.
Multiple limbs?
“I hear someone screaming in there.”
“Yup, someone’s burning alive in there.”
I love how they’re so casual about this. XD
Hahahahaha😂
6:46 That’s perhaps one of the best kills/moments in the game. Really shows how cold and calculating 47 is if you let the conversation continue. And the ending quote “A contract is a contract,” is the perfect way to wrap it up.
And to answer the dude’s question, yes it’s Hitman. The games are a totally different beast compared to the movies. And there are indeed plenty of gadgets.
And that scene with the heart, that heart is special because the target it’s for has situs inversus, meaning his internal organs are lethally and erratically arranged. So by getting rid of it, the target died without even having a hand put on him.
I know this is an old comment, but situs inversus just reverses the organs. And since situs inversus causes all organs to switch sides ( *most of the time, people who actually have partial inversion tend to die young from complications* ) It is actually not fatal. What is fatal is being unable to find a reversed organ.
@@kriticalwatermelon5850 Yee this pretty much
if you wanna show Jordan and Noah a bit more variety in terms of assassinations on Hitman, you can always look for StealthGamerBR's gameplay on it, specially the psycho runs on Hitman where he kills everyone involved in the mission in different ways, gadgets, guns and such, if anything he does a lot of that kind of stuff in regards to stealth games, one side going very sneaky and the other where he kills everyone, is actually very fun to watch, if anything, Hitman's devs themselves challenged him on a video he later uploaded to his channel, so that's also something to keep in mind, dude knows his stuff around the game
100% agree with you, StealthGamerBR is amazing
That channel has some crazy stuff, it's pretty awesome.
His gameplay is noob level
@@capybara9521 Have you not seen his Marakesh run where he doesn't incapacitate anyone, he doesn't kill anyone except targets and only through accidents? He memorized the guard's patterns and goes around most of them without even distracting them.
@@HavocHounds1988 he's trolling
These two have great chemistry together, they work so well together
I know this might seem random, but I’d really love to see architects react to the hitman trilogy. The level design is so interesting in term of architecture, like the beach house in New Zealand, the skyscraper in Dubai, Swedish Embassy in Morocco, Bangkok hotel, the Paris mansion, and so on.
Can’t forget Hokkaido,Situs Inversus.
@@km10023 True! My last mission today was in Hokkaido and it's a very beautiful place.
Nice to see them both reacting to Hitman. It has a lot of assassinations that involve vital parts of the body. Keep up the good work gamology 👍
When I worked a year at a pork processing plant, I saw at least three dudes lose fingers on the saw. A typical workday was 12 hours, six days a week, but it gets _even longer_ when somebody gets cut because we had to stop the whole production line and make sure no human tissue gets mixed up with pork. Takes like an hour or two to check everything, clean the blood up, etc.
They were always recruiting new people for the saw to replace the ones who'd been dismembered, tried to hype it up like, 'Pay increase!' Then they'd order these brand-new saw jockeys to work faster than they were comfortable with, too fast to practice appropriate safety protocols. Then they'd act all surprised when something terrible happens.
I think the most terrifying thing was, rather than being concerned that _somebody got maimed,_ my coworkers would only complain that their work day was gonna be longer. It's fkn dystopian. So many American businesses are _legitimately monstrous._
Greed is a gift that keeps on giving. It's amazing how many stories like this are out there.
Jesus, who was your boss, Bundry Rothwild?
@@Shoxic666 I had to look this up and it made me smile lol
@@Densoro lol
The capitalist dystopia of giving your blood, your brain, and your life to a machine that seeks to replace you with more lucrative means every single moment...
Lmao Jordan is so desensitized it’s like shocking Noah’s innocent mind
7:00 Actually you *can* get a suppressed weapon to be *almost* that quiet, *but* just having a suppressor alone won't do it - you need subsonic ammunition as well. Luckily for Agent 47 the AMT Hardballers he uses are .45cal, which is naturally subsonic by nature.
Hitman was right all along
If I remember correctly about the bit with the heart: the Soviets actually did a few experiments with the idea of reviving/keeping organs alive by pumping blood through. I believe they went as far as to simulate a heart's pumping for a corpse and they pulled the plug when the body started moving more than just twitches.
Obviously it wouldn't have been a full on revival, since the brain would've been oxygen-starved for way too long, but I'm pretty sure a lot of our understanding of how the body works with bloodflow came from those experiments.
The man who dies on the operating table is supposed to have a heart transplant so an alternate way to fulfill the contract is to destroy the heart before the procedure begins.
Less flashy than the other alternatives but the end result is the same.
Its also kinda cruel and unusual since now you are dooming him to die a slow and painful death by sickness, but then again he kinda deserves it.
Soders also has a right sided heart. They should have been told that.
@@Ozzy_2014 yup and once it's trashed, literally, they won't find another in time and he'll die on the table
My favorite way to kill Soders is to just waltz on in without a disguise and kill him from shock due to seeing 47
1:54 "you would need to be super strong just to do that"
Well who's gonna tell him the lore of Agent 47? 😹
I feel like you should've let them know that agent 47 is supposed to be superhuman so he has an excuse to to be really strong.
I was thinking the same thing, he was genetically engineered to be the ultimate assassin. Super strong, incredible endurance, tip top shape, has eyes like an eagle and also has incredibly advanced hearing.
@@HavocHounds1988 : 47 has superhuman strength but runs like he's on a casual jog even when he's being shot at by guards.
@@hawkeye5955 Lol yeah, it is odd you can't sprint in any of the games.
@@HavocHounds1988 I thought the same thing but ig it would be too easy if you messed up your stealth and the game lets you just b-line it away to safety
@@KingOfXB0XLive That is probably it.
Common misconception, ninja's used explosives all the time, grenades, cannons, guns, fire arrows, exploding arrows, firecrackers etc. They used whatever was needed to get the job done. There is a museum for the Iga clan of ninja that has flintlock rifles, landmines, grenades and several other explosive devices on display.
Wow didn’t know that!
@@nonnapapera69 Yeah, pop culture has really twisted the idea of a ninja. Like for example them wearing black, historical ninja wore dark blue or purple because black would clash with the night sky. The thing to remember is how the main light sources back then would have been the moon and lanterns, so there wouldn't be the light pollution we have now.
@@HavocHounds1988 The idea of them wearing black didn't come from pop culture, or at least, not modern pop culture. It came from Japanese plays, because all the stagehands moving stuff about wore full-concealing black outfits to signify you were supposed to ignore them. Until one of them turns around and murders one of the other characters, because he was actually a ninja character.
@@WZahnle Oh, that's interesting.
Agent 47 as seen in the Hitman games is a genetic creation specifically designed to kill. This makes him have heightened senses and fighting abilities as he is incredibly strong fast and an expert with weapons of all types. He knows how to kill you and he knows how to make it look like an accident. Drowning those two people in the pool would be an easy cake walk for him.
A key part of Hitman games is the use of disguises, that's why you see Agent 47 wearing many different outfits. Different disguises can help with infiltrating different areas. There are enemies that are more alert than others and will be able to tell you don't belong there, so some disguises can help avoid that. Even with a disguise there are guards that can tell you don't belong at times, so stealth is a big part of the gameplay, well it's supposed to be at least. You can just kill everyone that is in the way as well, you just won't get a good score at the end since you killed non targets and were seen etc. The main idea is silent kills, get in and get out leaving no trace you were there.
Except his disguises are paper thin.
Context for the fire thing : agent 47 disabled the unlock system to trap his target in there to be burned to death
(gets shot in face) "yeah that would kill you" 10/10 gamology
3:00 "An assassin must be good with weapons"
Hitman: *casually crowbar swings a man from behind* Simplicity is always genius
Man, the Synergy of these two is just amazing. They're playing off each other perfectly.
2:08 It's funny and creepy seeing a doctor said Nice after reacting to a man getting murdered and paled through his stomach
This is just Jordan slowly and methodically scaring the absolute bejezzus out of Noah LMAO
These two are a great duo! Love when they react together
"Silencers are not that quiet" well, you haven't seen their logic in Mafia III xd
I thought I'd see some poison used. This game has 3 types of poisons, all of which are instant whether injected or (unknowingly) consumed:
Sedative, which puts people to sleep,
Lethal, which is self explanatory, and
Emetic (like rat poison), which makes people holding their stomachs until they make it to the nearest toilet.
I hoped that they would put in the kill from Miami when you kick Robert Knox of the roof on Sierra's car.
Emetic is a classic, lethal barely appears unless you bring it in and sedative is useless
@@TheSuit47 that ones great, I have a way to suit only it
The hitman was bred in the lab he has superhuman strength he can identify people through walls and he’s a sharpshooter
This explains how he’s able to hold two people down in the water
5:14 My grandpa use to work at a steel mill here in my town, they had an section that would make these huge coils, there’s a part of it were you’d have two guys working, one is picking up the end of the coil while the other guy is presses a button to cut it .
Well, he was heading down to that section to go relieve the guy who’s supposed to pick up the coil. When my grandpa gets down there he sees that him and the other guy are taking not really paying attention and the guy grabs the coil by it’s side, which you’re not supposed to do, the other guy who isn’t paying attention to this presses the button early causing the blade of the machine to go into the guys hand, immediately cutting of the section of hand where the middle, ring, and pinkie finger are. My grandpa goes over and immediately takes over his post while the security near by help the guy get to the hospital. The guy was in his 80’s and had refused to retire, it was safe to say the guy was gonna retire then.
Jesus. That's like a final surprise twist in the story of that dude's life.
For the "It's not possible to hold two people underwater like that." comment, I think maybe the fact Agent 47 is a genetic superhuman should have been given as context for them lol
Another factor to consider is the fact that 47 is about as super soldier as you can get; Super strength, endurance, agility, reflexes, etc. He's basically If John Wick, and Bucky Barnes were combined into one human
we just need to remember that agent 47 was created in a lab and was artificially given superhuman capabilities like regeneration super strength and super speed
0:17 just love how they just show Tom waiting.
Dr Wagner has all the chill in the world I swear the shit he talks about floors most people 😂
Funfact: agent 47 is a genetically modified clone. That's why he can do all these strong things (like drown 2 people or always overpower any single target) and some other cool things you might notice
In blood money agent 47 doesn't blink when he is crouching.
Some say it's design oversight, some say it's since he's a clone, he doesn't need to blink, so when he's standing and blending in he does it to seem normal, but when he's crouching he is sneaking so he wants zero distractions(even 1 blink can miss an opportunity to kill)
just a side note for this:47 IS a genetically mutated clone of a super soldier, so if anyone can drown 2 people at once in 10 seconds, its 47
He is chimera from five criminal masterminds and there were several cloned. He was 47th of them.
Marital artists: You have to be super strong to hold down and drown two people.
47: A genetic engineer to be a super human.
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Agent 47 could hold two people underwater man is not even human he is made to be a killing machine
1:44
Hitman is a super human of sorts enhanced to be a killing machine and he is artificially made so even if he dies they have plenty more to replace him and that's also the reason that they can enhance him so much
I spent 10 minutes writing something that doesn't worth anything so thank you if you read this
He is a clone, but the company he works for is not responsible for his creation and he can't be recreated because that project doesn't exist anymore. You would probably need his DNA. He also was the best one of the clones so he is uniquely talented even among these superhumans.
So no, he is not easily replacable.
For the drowning one do note 47 is like a superhuman with immense strength and stuff so he could hold 2 people down
Why hasn’t Noah appeared again in the channel after this video? Bring him back Gamology!
Target gets stabbed, punched, shot and fucking brutalized
the experts: Maybe a couple wounds but he'll be fine
I just love their reaction to brutal kills, it's just so priceless to see both of them look at each other laughing xd
"Chicken factories, people using skill saws get cut all the time" .... yeah, he ain't wrong.
I work at a meat processing plant and we work with knives, band saws, mincers, bladed machines, brisket cutters, skinners, stunners and various other stuff like that. I wouldn't say it's "regular" but workers getting major cuts and losing the odd finger here or there ... isn't uncommon. We kind of get blaise about it a bit. Many of my work mates have lost fingers, got scars from serious cuts or been to hospital. Just another day.
Man I'd love to see Noah and Jordan react to combat in the Batman Arkham series. Always loved how cool and fluid Batman would do his moves and hearing the satisfying crunch of the thugs bones or just the impact from the punches/kicks make you feel so powerful
I just love the Video Reference of Hell-Spawn at 8:08 .
He's been of my Top Favorites since I was a little kid, and still is!
01:00 well, after a hippo bites even once, chances are there isn't much of you left to fix.
01:45 There's no telling just how strong 47 is. In Blood Money he's build like brick house and in-game medical exams say that despite being in his fifties, he has physique of man in his 20's and shows no age related ailments.
09:12 It's infact experimental robotic surgery unit called "the spider", combined with stem-cell therapy and artificial intelligence, together with world class surgeon supervising the whole thing. In-game it's later confirmed that thanks to 47 assasination, whole project is regarded now with suspicion. Manurfacturer of said surgical unit is facing official investigation for possible safety violations(The hospital apparently covered up it was an assasination).
Funnily enough CEO of the manurfacturer ends up becoming players target pretty soon after.
12:15 There are some gadgets, though most are somewhat niche and others involve manipulating the target to do something you want. They actually removed one gadget (Electrocution phone) because it made it too easy.
5:24 Noah's reaction when he felt disconnected from what's actually happening is so relatable 😭
10:29 That's exactly what I say every time I play a game or watch a movie that doesn't show the realism of getting shot in the head. You don't just get a bullet sized hole in the head and that's it. Your head or chunks of your head literally explode. That's why I love RDR2 and The Hateful Eight. And it's not that I want more violence, but I just want the realism. It ruins my immersion when its some bullshit.
I would like to see them react to some of his melee takedowns. I think that there's more for them to say, regarding what they know.
You talked about applying pressure to the neck after it gets sliced open that reminded me of an accident that happened early last year. A popular gun TH-camr’s .50 cal exploded and he got hit in the neck. While he was heading to the hospital he had to shove his thumb into his neck to staunch the bleeding.
Always hilarious when ammosexuals almost die from their own death toys, while claiming everyone should own one.
@@sgtraytango Don’t make light of his accident it was extremely serious. And it was due to the ammunition he was using.
Martial artist: "Thats a far shot"
ER dorctor: "i wish i could see the head exploding" golden 🤣👌
1:48 I mean.. Agent 47 is a clone made out of 6 people that granted him inhuman abilities, so I guess it makes sense here
He has Superhuman Strength
Noah: you'd need to be super strong
Me: *raising eyebrow while remebering 47s backstory*
I can't express how much I enjoy their conversations and banter.
I feel it should be noted that Agent 47 (The Assassin) Is a Super Soldier who was genetically enhanced. He's stronger, Faster, And was trained and built too be the perfect killing machine from his birth. He's certainly capable of overpowering any Normal human
Hitman is one of the games I actually played so watching the reaction was cool
the pistol can be close to being silent depending if it has regular or subsonic rounds in the camber will massively effect the noise with a suppressed pistol or smg.
One thing I wish they would have went into was the Situs Invertus thing.
I’ve heard the condition has soooo many health complications
6:58 We need a the military expert here...
1:37 the "tank thing" is correctly called an Armored Personnel Carrier aka the APC.
*carrier
@@BelleVanSchijndel My mistake there, thank you for correcting me. :) Just edited my comment.
Listening at Noah and Jordan is very therapeutic. And of course, funny. Please guys, do more videos if you can!
10:04 "just put a thumb in it"
Love these expert reacts. Not only do I get to see different games (this is how I got into modern warfare, watching the military react to call of duty modern warfare) but I also get to see the different professionals and their interactions
I'm afraid but so interested everytime I see these two. Happy new year
The Hitman was enhanced so that’s why he’s that strong.
Funny how he said he would like to see more James Bond type gadgets etc, as IOI, the creators of Hitman, are making the new 007 game.
Hitman is genetically modified to be perfect so he’s strong enough to do much more than an average person
Dont ask me how i know, but the way some special forces would cut someones neck in ww2 was by stabbing the side of the neck, punching through while pulling the head... That cuts the throat so they cant scream, andreally mess up the srteries, veins, etc... It just cuts through...
UK commandos would use that technique to dispatch a sentry in ww2 and the knife they used was the Fairbairn Sykes fighting knife which is a stiletto style knife or dagger with a extremely sharp tip
@TacticalMoonstone there is a video on TH-cam that is an interview with a ww2 veteran who was a commando and here is the link to that video th-cam.com/video/uDGHKyB3T_U/w-d-xo.html
Seems it's more common knowledge than i thought 🤔
10:29 So he wants to react to Sniper Elite 😂
Noah: "someone got shot 10 times and survived? That guy's got a crazy story"
50 Cent : "Am I a joke to you ?"
Everyone: Yes, you are
5:02
"That's instant death."
"Ah yes, totally."
Bring noah and the seal to react to ghost recon breakpoint that could be a awesome episode!
Also why did you have to hit us with the tom and jerry ending 😵
I've always wanted to see these 2 together. They're awesome.
0:01: "This guy just likes throwing girls, it's only been girls, what is wrong with this dude?"
Me: Hitman 47 got rejected by all females after they discovered what the barcode on the back on his head was for
"This guy just likes throwing girls, its only been girls. Whats wrong with this dude?" *clears throat* Those are called *TARGETS* mister. Please get it right next time.
the doctor speaks like Ryan gosling
Love the Hitman series :)
3:36 I have the reverse problem I am very light on my feet to the point were I walk completely silent despite having an extra bone in each foot making me flat footed ( also from a very young age I got into the habit of breathing extremely silently for reasons which are to embarrassing to talk about)
So I will walk up behind someone thinking that they can see me and they just don’t and when I sniff deep (I have really bad allergies) they jump
Not to mention the fact that I’m a pretty big guy so I have no idea how they can’t see me
You know I don't appreciate it when you take my footage and don't credit me.
That's *Martinoz* stuff!
@@yutro213 Look at the left corner at 02:57 and tell me again if it isn't mine.
Hey AJ Nguyen, sorry about that, your channel name and link have been added to the description for credit.
Damm they are so mean 😢
@Pavel aj ok how would you know
Hearing the doc talk about falling 3-4 stories is probably the most accurate I’ve heard. Fell 4, don’t remember how I landed (blacked from the shock), but the doctors guessed my leg and lower back took the brunt. Had a mild concussion after all that.
Make police officer and robber react to Mafia 2
Actually a heart in a box is a real thing now. It's called transmedic organ care system aka heart in a box.
Lord pray they don't react to sniper elite.
4:47 My favourite kill of the series it’s the only one I have ever flinched on.
Why do we comment?
Just to suffer?
Because we want to
5:21 I wasn't going to question the bone, but now i am!
I will always remember this story, my dad was a firefighter until he quit due to medical problems, but he fell three stories and survived with only breaking a single leg. They managed to pull him out with the fire hose. And he tells me each time that if you went into a fire and don’t trust people you are screwed.
They could’ve shown them cooler stuff like 47 throwing an axe, knife or shuriken, poisoning someone, dropping a chandelier, garroting, breaking neck
When I was living in the dorm in college, we had a student commit suicide by laying his head on the train track about 50 feet from my room. I randomly went out to smoke and saw about a dozen emergency vehicles parked along the road parallel to the tracks by the building. I made my way about a hundred feet away at a crossing by a gas station and looked towards the responders. I looked just in time to see a coroner lift a severed head from between the rails facing towards me. I just thought, "well that's new" before running back inside to tell everyone and creating a small crowd. Then we watched as they put the body (covered in a sheet by this point) onto a gurney and everyone (except a CSI photographer) left. Crazy stuff. The outside part of the rail where the neck was had a rusted segment for about a year afterward but someone had hosed off the rocks under it.
The doc is crazy 😱
5:12 - I work in Workers Comp law. Can confirm. Most common injury we get is cut off fingers 🙂
Bro he a lab baby when this lab grew he got god sterenght
The headshot through the telescope had a pretty big chance of screwing up.
The bullet would have likely went off course after going through the several layers of glass.
The way he smacked him 3:07
9:16 that patient actually has situs inversus. That was straight through his heart.
No joke, the whole setup for the mission is this guy needs a transplant. One of the other ways to "remove" him is to destroy the donor heart. As a doctor, I'm sure you know the odds of finding a second compatible heart that's mirrored along the vertical axis... you see this at 10:47 actually.
These two are so fun together, my favourite duo