If we don't get an agonizing breakdown of everything else the executive producer ever made for the first 14 minutes of the video, is it even worth watching?
Marilyn, Mario and Luigi's niece in the Super Show, was played by Moon Zappa, daughter of Frank Zappa. Logically, this makes Frank Zappa the third Mario Brother. Just like Mario, he was Italian AND had a mustache.
@alois9206 background noise content, and it can make some decent cash if you're a little lucky. But it is so disappointing to click on a video hoping for analysis or some kinda perspective, only for it to be describing what happens.
Mario and Luigi both have 5 letter names. Even the so called "invalid brothers" at 0:10 have 5 letter names, implying that this is some kind of genetic thing. Pietro was found to be a fake Mario brother, as you can tell he isn't a real brother by the fact that his name has 6 letters rather than 5. You know what other common Italian-American name has 5 letters? VINNY. I rest my case.
the sudden jump from the laughtrack to the serious music and vinny saying "pietro mario was found dead in a gutter 2 weeks later" is exactly why i watch these videos
Mr. Sauce, I must inform you that the shaved brother's name is Mark and I am mildly upset that you have gotten his name wrong. I hope to see you improve upon your mistake in the future. - Lovingly, a chatyot.
the serious tone Vinny has in his voice throughout makes this way more funny than it should be for me this is the man who makes duck sounds when threatened, and now he's trying to act serious (and doing a decent job at keeping serious) and it just gets me way too good
"Ey Mario! Vinny is talkin' about us again!" "For the last time Luigi, we're not real. We're just an amalgamation of multiple sets of Mario Bros through the decades floating aimlessly inside of Vinny's aging brain until Chat sets him up with a good bit oportinity" "But Mario! We're right there on the TH-cams"
Was Vinny implying that Elvira was the one whom Mario sold his feet pics to? Does this mean, then, that she was the one who leaked them to all the plumbers in New York as some kind of elaborate blackmail this whole time? Of course, this would give the competition a leg up against the Brother's Mario... Perhaps, then, it was Elvira who orchestrated the whole event! Sending Pietro to obtain the hush money that Mario owed her for not leaking said pics to the black market, or worse, 4Chan... Devious. Or maybe this is just what they want us to think...
Fun fact: This live-action segment from the Super Show never aired internationally. Instead it was replaced with a double of the "Captain Lou is Missing" segment.
I've got a dvd that has a few episodes of this show. All the live action segments are removed. I was so disappointed. Even the credits were changed so you don't see Lou dancing.
Sure when Peitro says he's a brother Luigi is suspicious but when Wario tells him about Aunt Bertrude from the family gathering he buys it hook line and sinker
"How did he get down there?" I got a good chuckle from that one. There is literally a giant hole in the Mario Brothers' wall that leads to the subway. But my favorite was calling the Chris Prat Mario "Mary-O".
Can't wait until we find the true Final Lost Brother, Finalio, whose reappearance will coincide with the final breath of man on this doomed rock. Or the release of the Vinesauce JoJo Dub, whichever comes first.
Vsauce Vincent forgot one important piece in this brotherly puzzle. In the Italian dub of the hit show Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog was voiced by *Pietro* Ubaldi. Coincidence? I think NOT!
This might be the best video I've seen this year. It has that perfect over-the-top satire vibe, like _Completely Accurate Gaming History (CAGH)_ did, great cuts and camera work, an intricate story that's almost believable, and it's just a lot of fun to watch. Very well done! Also, that fake sponsorship at the end taps into the most _primal_ part of my brain. I need to do that if I ever do another essay-style video…
this is perfect, the deep lore of Pietro Mario is quite the rabbit hole, the really weird details like how we don't know how he entered the building and knowing about Mario Mario's birthmark are quite shocking. quite interesting but I do hope Mario Mario is doing better these days also whomever did captions/subtitles, thank you
It's really funny when I see a video like this and it's super dramatic with the moody music and it's super serious but it's some theory about a spongebob episode. This video directly takes the piss out of those kinds of videos and I'm all for it! I mean I love creepy pastas and urben legends as much as the next guy but let's be real, they're silly as hell
Dude I LOVE the Super Show! Was super surprised to see it actually on the live TV guide last time I went on vacation, but the whole family and myself started watching it :3 Use to love watching (streaming) that as a kid on the Wii, back before you could just stream anything anytime x3
"Maybe all that TV has finally rotted his mushroom...." Says Vinny as the footage shows Mario watching smokin'-hot Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, late at night. I don't think "rotted" is the term I would use to describe it.
This was a good video, Vinny. Very eye-opening. I will never look at Mario the same ever again. How could I ever enjoy the videogames of someone who committed tax fraud. Thank you for this.
And some say pietro is still lurking in the back allies of the mushroom kingdom, impersonating plumbers and committing tax fraud against unsuspecting Italians, to this very day
I would love to see more random funny content like this by Binyot. Not that I don’t love his streams and highlight videos but he’s naturally very amusing and the editing on this video is great.
There's one other brother that's kinda forgotten, but Joel knows him all too well... I am, of course, talking about... *_Doctor Amigo._* ...what, did you think I was going to bring up that other guy? That old man is FAR from forgotten. Bring him up to Fred Flintsone, and you'll scare Fred right out of his balls. Also, I'm pretty sure Pietro is the name of a villager from Animal Crossing: New Leaf. He was a clown sheep, and he lived in Chuggaconroy's town during the latter's New Leaf LP.
Wow. Just wow. 💯 This goes deep, and I’d say it’s quite a departure for Vinesauce. I wish I had watched the Super Show when I was younger but it was never on my radar. The Mario games? Definitely.
I wonder if Lou Albano had any part in writing the live action Super Show segments. The idea that you can show up to a small business and start selling off its assets just by putting on a fake mustache and claiming to be the owner's brother, that would be right at home in 1980s pro wrestling.
mario learned a valuable lesson that day:
once you start slinging artisanal gripper pics on the side, you can't put the dogs back in the bun
I was wondering if this was Vinny reacting to your vid or smthn lol
WHAT are you TALKING about
You were my first thought lol
The Balugio episode got lost to time
I
What
What are you
Lumpy, NONE of that made sense
Pietro fell into a vat of chemicals and became wario
Just like the jonkle man
@JamesTheCelestial both fear the irs
*dietro
*vat of garlic
Who Framed Mario Rabbit?
Σario is properly pronounced Sigmario
oh shit, whats up Dosh
Or Sário, with the sibilant Greek S sound.
Μάμα μία μα κε μπούωνα πίτσα
Sigmario Heldenhammerio
There's Sigmario, and then there's Eario the Mushroom Kingdom Janitor. Vinny might have confused the two
Dosh is a vinesauce fan? I should have known....
Vinny's really hooked on the brothers.
This is Joel. The real Vinny succumbed to his brother addiction 3 years ago.
Mm.
As he should.
huh
@@connordarvall8482 Whi REALLY got addicted that day?… and who came BACK?
I can't believe they split Pietro 70/30 down the middle. He never stood a chance
They were told to do so by the fourth brother, Solomon Mario
i sawed this man in half! but with the power of flex tape we can put him back together!
a real King Solomon on that guy. shame really.
I love how accurately Vinny can replicate true crime youtuber channels.
He’s too powerful.
I know this is meant to be a parody of ''serious'' and ''scary'' video essays, but some of them really are like this and that bothers me
How Pietro BROKE Me.
Only SOME of them?
"The FBI doesn't want you to see this!"
Shows clips that authorities have put out to the public
The DARK LORE of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show...
and this brothers me like the mario brothers
"Who really died that day... and who came back?"
Darn beat me too it
"I dunno. You tell me!"
I don't remember MY Pietro bein' that stretchy!
"You know I'm getting real tired of this Luigi I know you're hiding something you're like one of those doppelgangers"
That shit made me laugh so hard
1:13 fun fact: He did not made a mistake, he just addressed them by they last name,the full name of the two brothers being Mario Mario,Luigi Mario.
I thought they were Super Mario and Luigi Mario
"Dear Mario, what do your feet look like?"
"Dear little Pietro, there will soon be ghosts in your living room."
Please let this be a sign we are soon entering an era of Vinny-produced video essays. He is so good at these
hoping this too. But probably not lmao
A fake video essay on grey leno pretending its a real show
@auggy69 genius
Then he drops one genuine one then goes right back to shitposting
English major moment
This feels like a Vinesauce shitpost video from 10+ years ago.
I love it.
I hope this genre never dies.
im so glad all these years later he's still making shit fun mario videos
i hope his crazy brain brings us some more good shit like this again soon lmao
Holy shit you're right. I thought I was watching an old ass video
Reminds me of that old Did You Know? Sponge video from like ten years ago.
Too short, needs a 30 minute recap of the whole show before starting
If we don't get an agonizing breakdown of everything else the executive producer ever made for the first 14 minutes of the video, is it even worth watching?
True.
I appreciate the use of Elvira’s Elviras as clickbait, very informative
Shut up.
Marilyn, Mario and Luigi's niece in the Super Show, was played by Moon Zappa, daughter of Frank Zappa.
Logically, this makes Frank Zappa the third Mario Brother. Just like Mario, he was Italian AND had a mustache.
Excuse me, Sponge is NOT a "fake" Mario Bro. We do not tolerate that level of slander in this house.
You mess with sponge,you mess with all of us.
Sponge is a cousin!
For that matter, Iolui, Uigiy, and Ariol are all real too.
Sponge Is BETTER than the Bros.
i love whenever vinny uploads an original non-stream video, his editing style is always fun and it brings me back to the days of Classic Vinesauce™
When people go corporate and only care about views and money, their mental state vaporizes all creativity.
Vinny's obsession with fake brothers has been going on for literal years.
I’m obsessed because of sponge.
The fake brother in his old mario cartoon parodies never leaves my mind
This is like watching your old 2010's videos, we really needed this
My thoughts exactly, the return of VinesauceVidya lol
The delayed “BWWAA” sound effect at 1:35 had me comically expelling air out my esophagus, and also had me slapping my kneecap with humorous intent😂
Hylics dialogue ass comment.
Do not supress your guffaw, comrade! Such is the humorous delight of all of Vincent Sauce's short films!
Until today, I had no idea how I was living life without knowing this incredible information. Thank you Melpert, truly.
Seconded.
This is still more informative than 95% of video essays on this platform
Love when a review is just the guy telling you what happens
@alois9206 background noise content, and it can make some decent cash if you're a little lucky. But it is so disappointing to click on a video hoping for analysis or some kinda perspective, only for it to be describing what happens.
Here is why SpongeBob is a critique of postmodern capitalism: but first we must begin with a history of early Cinema.
@@Peryn_x lmao terrible example
Not true.
Vincent Sauce (Video essay era)
6:05 youtube poop good (Vinny version)
Vincenzo Videos
what binge reading the mario wiki does to an mf
Vinny has a genuinely lovely narrator voice.
Also this entire episode was great.
It doesn’t even sound like vinny.
So many brothers out there, we may never know them all...
Maybe we're all Mario brothers
Nintendo doesn’t want you to know, and that’s why they are down on their luck like patrio.
I didn't expect tax fraud to be canon in the Mario universe
It’s a common knowledge that Yoshi is a wanted felon that committed the tax evasion
I dodgea da taxes
Someone hasn't played "Yoshi's tax evasion".
because taxes are canon to mario, so is turnip boy, so it is only natural tax evasion is cannon
I can’t believe it’s in a kids show.
The delivery of “suspicious” at 2:08 was chef’s kiss
Suspiisius
The 3rd Mario brother? Of course it's you, vinny. You sound exactly like him when you're doing your impression. There's no way it isn't you.
Vincent Mario
Mario and Luigi both have 5 letter names. Even the so called "invalid brothers" at 0:10 have 5 letter names, implying that this is some kind of genetic thing. Pietro was found to be a fake Mario brother, as you can tell he isn't a real brother by the fact that his name has 6 letters rather than 5. You know what other common Italian-American name has 5 letters? VINNY. I rest my case.
EWWWW ANIMA
Elvira doing double duty on the thumbnail
I love that she doesn't even tie into the investigation, literally in the video just to be in the thumbnail.
@@AbsoluteTravisT To be fair, she does appear in the Super Show. Likely as someone that's there for his foot pictures.
@@crazyluigi6664Ahahahah.
@@AbsoluteTravisTVinny knows his viwers very well
Pietro went to hell before he died.
please
I used my dollar slop club coupon and they leaked my Mario feet pic collection. This is the last time I trust a vtuber sponsorship.
glad vin's humor hasn't evolved since 2012
It’s evolved to gray leno high art comedy.
a reference to Pietro in any future Mario game would make me so fucking happy
I love how I got a fucking Domino's ad at the end
Nobody delivers better
the way he said "soospiciouus" was so good
Vsauce Joey ass soospiciouus
Is this the soospiciouus houz? Letsgocheckidout
the sudden jump from the laughtrack to the serious music and vinny saying "pietro mario was found dead in a gutter 2 weeks later" is exactly why i watch these videos
vinny returning to classic style videos always makes my day
"Why does Pietro know what Mario's toes look like?"
That question filled me with so much dread, I can't even find the words to express it.
“Well said Mario”
Vinny said, with hate in his heart
Mr. Sauce, I must inform you that the shaved brother's name is Mark and I am mildly upset that you have gotten his name wrong. I hope to see you improve upon your mistake in the future.
- Lovingly, a chatyot.
Melpert has failed us all once again...
ℳ𝓎 𝒟ℯ𝒶𝓇ℯ𝓈𝓉 ℳℯ𝓁𝓅ℯ𝓇𝓉
-Always Sunny title card gag
-Curb your Enthusiasm theme
Melpert...
Yeah it’s showing his media.
6:35
"But first..."
At the end of the video.
It actually jumpscared me how much he sounds like another person when he says “but first”
Nice of Captain Lou to invite us over to the fiery pits of hell, eh Luigi?
i hope elvira made lotsa spaghetti
the serious tone Vinny has in his voice throughout makes this way more funny than it should be for me
this is the man who makes duck sounds when threatened, and now he's trying to act serious (and doing a decent job at keeping serious) and it just gets me way too good
We don't talk about Jack anymore
Not after he said all those things
I miss when Luigi was considered smart.
"Ey Mario! Vinny is talkin' about us again!"
"For the last time Luigi, we're not real. We're just an amalgamation of multiple sets of Mario Bros through the decades floating aimlessly inside of Vinny's aging brain until Chat sets him up with a good bit oportinity"
"But Mario! We're right there on the TH-cams"
Was Vinny implying that Elvira was the one whom Mario sold his feet pics to?
Does this mean, then, that she was the one who leaked them to all the plumbers in New York as some kind of elaborate blackmail this whole time?
Of course, this would give the competition a leg up against the Brother's Mario...
Perhaps, then, it was Elvira who orchestrated the whole event! Sending Pietro to obtain the hush money that Mario owed her for not leaking said pics to the black market, or worse, 4Chan... Devious.
Or maybe this is just what they want us to think...
Fun fact: This live-action segment from the Super Show never aired internationally. Instead it was replaced with a double of the "Captain Lou is Missing" segment.
real?
@@teksu0082 Yes. As a result, some foreign dubs had to dub "Captain Lou is Missing" twice. The brazilian dub is an example.
I've got a dvd that has a few episodes of this show. All the live action segments are removed. I was so disappointed. Even the credits were changed so you don't see Lou dancing.
So you could call that segment “Mario is Missing”…
It’s because they mentioned taxes.
0:25 That's Mark, not Mario.
"Hello! My name's Mark!"
Ikr lol
Sure when Peitro says he's a brother Luigi is suspicious but when Wario tells him about Aunt Bertrude from the family gathering he buys it hook line and sinker
we got a special buzzfeed unsolved by the pizza pasta himself
The P in Pietro stands for Punished. As he was chosen to carry on the Mario brothers legend on the battlefield
"How did he get down there?" I got a good chuckle from that one. There is literally a giant hole in the Mario Brothers' wall that leads to the subway. But my favorite was calling the Chris Prat Mario "Mary-O".
i love how the replicant theme from the mario dubs is making a comeback here
Finally a video essay by a youtuber I actually like
Vinny luguine isn’t a youtuber.
@joshshrum2764 Sorry I meant melpert
So im guessing you dont read a lot of books?
@@aturchomicz821 Hey boathouse here is an english major
Note: Pieter died on his way back to his home planet
I subjected my 60 year old father to this, Vinny. I hope youre happy. I am.
Can't wait until we find the true Final Lost Brother, Finalio, whose reappearance will coincide with the final breath of man on this doomed rock.
Or the release of the Vinesauce JoJo Dub, whichever comes first.
wake up babe, new eschatology just dropped 👀
Up ahead, without any fuss, the super stars were going out. - The Six Billion Names of Mario
1:18 I think he was saying their last names (which coincidentally is both Mario)
Vinny branching into creepy video essays now? Hell yeah
Vsauce Vincent forgot one important piece in this brotherly puzzle. In the Italian dub of the hit show Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog was voiced by *Pietro* Ubaldi. Coincidence? I think NOT!
This might be the best video I've seen this year. It has that perfect over-the-top satire vibe, like _Completely Accurate Gaming History (CAGH)_ did, great cuts and camera work, an intricate story that's almost believable, and it's just a lot of fun to watch. Very well done!
Also, that fake sponsorship at the end taps into the most _primal_ part of my brain. I need to do that if I ever do another essay-style video…
this is perfect, the deep lore of Pietro Mario is quite the rabbit hole, the really weird details like how we don't know how he entered the building and knowing about Mario Mario's birthmark are quite shocking. quite interesting but I do hope Mario Mario is doing better these days
also whomever did captions/subtitles, thank you
This is a deep rabbit hole and somehow is related to Mario's feet
Nexpo and Maverick Files, eat your hearts out...
It's really funny when I see a video like this and it's super dramatic with the moody music and it's super serious but it's some theory about a spongebob episode. This video directly takes the piss out of those kinds of videos and I'm all for it! I mean I love creepy pastas and urben legends as much as the next guy but let's be real, they're silly as hell
It's nice to see you post videos like this every now and then Vinny. Thanks for the upload I've always enjoyed the videos you make.
This serious TH-camr take from vinny of all people is just a riot
That jumpscare at the end really got me :(
That last part is as close to a self-made 2006-ish TH-cam Poop we'll ever get out of Vinny
this is deadly cutsman erasure
@@novameowww and gongaga erasure
Vinny video essays need to be a thing
This whole thing feels like a lost episode creepypasta for some reason, except its an actually episode
And it’s not scary just insane.
Good to see Vinny branching out. This episode of "Making a Murderer" does a good job of exposing Mario for the monster he is.
Holy shit.
I can't wait for the dubbed version of the episode by the legendary voice actor John Vinesauce
Vinny this is so unhinged but thank you I love this.
These are the types of conspiracy theories i want
I am so glad that you still upload stuff here even after all this time
thank you for furnishing us with these informations, melpert
Hard to believe Elvira was featured in the Super Show.
Especially the nude scene.
I for one am excited for Vinnys introduction into the Mario Show deep dive analytical videos
"He would change the Mario lore... Forever" *Summoning salt music plays*
Σario is my favourite OC i can't remember but it was full of edgy descriptions and stuff like "can shoot supernovas".
Dude I LOVE the Super Show! Was super surprised to see it actually on the live TV guide last time I went on vacation, but the whole family and myself started watching it :3
Use to love watching (streaming) that as a kid on the Wii, back before you could just stream anything anytime x3
One of the many influences Mergo Thompson had on the series that Miyamoto tried to burry
"Maybe all that TV has finally rotted his mushroom...."
Says Vinny as the footage shows Mario watching smokin'-hot Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, late at night. I don't think "rotted" is the term I would use to describe it.
This was a good video, Vinny. Very eye-opening.
I will never look at Mario the same ever again. How could I ever enjoy the videogames of someone who committed tax fraud.
Thank you for this.
And some say pietro is still lurking in the back allies of the mushroom kingdom, impersonating plumbers and committing tax fraud against unsuspecting Italians, to this very day
Mario squeezed his mushroom to Elvira, that's when the downfall began
I would love to see more random funny content like this by Binyot. Not that I don’t love his streams and highlight videos but he’s naturally very amusing and the editing on this video is great.
The biggest shock is that this wasn’t another sponge video
There's one other brother that's kinda forgotten, but Joel knows him all too well...
I am, of course, talking about...
*_Doctor Amigo._*
...what, did you think I was going to bring up that other guy? That old man is FAR from forgotten. Bring him up to Fred Flintsone, and you'll scare Fred right out of his balls.
Also, I'm pretty sure Pietro is the name of a villager from Animal Crossing: New Leaf. He was a clown sheep, and he lived in Chuggaconroy's town during the latter's New Leaf LP.
thank you for sharing this very important fact with us, melpert.
Its nice to see people still like the Super Mario Bros Super Show from the 90's - 2000's man
Wow. Just wow. 💯 This goes deep, and I’d say it’s quite a departure for Vinesauce. I wish I had watched the Super Show when I was younger but it was never on my radar. The Mario games? Definitely.
Of course I should mention that I was confused by all the Elvira footage that was added……not that I minded, though.😍
I wonder if Lou Albano had any part in writing the live action Super Show segments. The idea that you can show up to a small business and start selling off its assets just by putting on a fake mustache and claiming to be the owner's brother, that would be right at home in 1980s pro wrestling.
Vinny this fucking rocks, please make more videos I love it
very insightful, thank you mario
Mario pie pizza linguini zandwhitch Lettuch😊
All I know is Pietro never had the makings of a Super Mario Brother
Yeah, and then he runs out on dinner.