That was a good way to say goodbye to a man who spent a good portion of his life to be a good influence on the new generation that was to be the leaders of the future. Looked like he appreciated the attention and effort that you put into the song. Congratulations and happy retirement Mr. Wells!
The principal absolutely loved you for this. He felt both validated and absolutely roasted at the same time. If he had a good sense of humor which it seems he did, this is a perfect send off!
I had a principal just like Mr. Wells in grade school. He was a nice older guy, never really raised his voice at his students, never really got mad, and was the nicest and chillest person you'd ever meet, really. If you ever did something wrong, he wasn't mad at you, he was just disappointed, and my god, did he sell that disappointment well. If you ever did anything wrong, which, I think was one of the best things he did as a principal, he personally made sure you would know what you did wrong, and made sure you wouldn't do it again instead of just suspending you and calling it there. He made sure to try to reform instead of punish, and, because of the area the school district was in, that was one of the best things he ever did, especially at such a young age. His efforts were truly seen in middle and highschoolers, when every other kid in the grades were complete immature assholes to everyone, including the teachers, the students he had were the exact opposite, completely respectful to people around them, respected authority figures in the school, and never got in trouble, or at least nearly as much as the other students. He also rewarded students individually as well as giving the entire school awards by doing dumb shit in front of the entire school at assemblies. Things like if we had a state assessment score or something that met a certain goal he set, he'd let some people throw a pie at his face, give an entire class an ice cream party for doing some reading thing I can't remember the name of, or if we met some fundraiser number as an entire school, he'd kiss/hold some random animal. Really just some cool shit to motivate students, and by god, did it work. In my 5th grade year, sadly, since he was doing so damn good as a principal, he got promoted to an administrative position of the entire school district. I was happy to see him succeed but also terribly sad to see him go. I'll forever remember that man, he did so much for the school and myself, and he'll forever hold a special place in my heart as the best principal I've ever had the privilege of having as a student.
My music teacher decided to surprise our principal in our production of The Wizard of Oz, which was to be performed two nights in a row. She instructed the kid playing Scarecrow to, when handed a high school diploma, say "Gosh, I bet even Dale P [our principal] hasn't got one of these!" but only during the actual performances, not in any rehearsals that Dale could see beforehand. So on the first night, Scarecrow kid did just that, and got some big laughs. On the second night, though... He decided to switch things up a little by yanking open the rolled paper, pointing it towards where our principal was sitting, and shouting, "Take that, _DALE_ !" The whole audience just sorta sat there, very confused, for a few seconds before the biggest of "Anyways," moments from the rest of the cast.
Lyrics Cy Creek cougars go Big Blue Mr Wells is leaving you 19 years have just flown by Now it's time to say goodbay We're sad that we have to see you go You're numer one! So Mr Wells the end is near It's time to ask "Why are you here?" Your salary is far too small You should have stopped as basketball I'm glad that you finally got a clue 2 decades late! So though I like your grey goatee You look like the guy from KFC Thank goodness you won't be around With that dancing toy James Brown Cypress Creek will finally be Wells-free Yippee! We all know you lost your mind When to motivate students You kissed some swine... Really? So yes, you dressed up like Mozart But the genius here is Jon Cozart So let me end this with a bang... BANG! You'll go down in history As the single greatest principal the world will ever see So W-E-L-L-S Jim Wells, you are the best!
I'll finish your story: The quiet kid pulls out a gun of his pocket and starts shooting in the crowd yelling: That's what you get for intimidating me. DIIIEEEE!!!!! Finaly, he finish his masterpiece by shooting himself. The end. Goodnight sweety. *kisses her daughter
When my elementary school teacher retired when I was in 4th grade, my choir conducted this whole musical type show from songs from different musicals that we had to dance to. Being 4th and 5th graders it wasn’t the best but I got to rap “my shot” from Hamilton for her and in front of the whole school so that was good memories 👍
Snowflake make me thing of boomer because of the new okay boomer thing, but like people are sometimes being too liberal for my taste, and that’s from a guy born in the 2000s lol
Omg so true every one ate ice cream when i didnt go to school with out getting caught and they also watch a movie also candys and i think pizza idk it was long time and i was soooooooooooOOOOOOOOO00000000000 pissed
@@captainsopaclash9669 King George III didn't only go insane in Hamilton you know, and a lot of kings went insane because they would be rulers for decades.
People say end with a bang all the time, what are you even talking about 🤦♀️. You are just pulling out extremist views to make your other extreme view look better.
He mocked the principal while being kind to him😂
What a legend
I think thats the definition of a roast, im not sure though.
he is the tacpos
1000k like I'll take it
Your Vibe, Hand it over. Tnxx Lmfao
"Now let's end this story with a bang."
"BANG!"
"just kidding!"
😂😂😂😂😂 I literally died😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Metaphorically*
dancingfootballgurl My condolences
😀🔫
dancingfootballgurl R.I.P
+Tyler Totalus (Tyler N. Totalus) your picture is love your picture is life
11 years and I have yet to see this masterpiece. It’s so cool to see principals that are as cool as this
IKR
TH-cam just now recommended it to me
Same
Ok but the dude singing actually has a FANTASTIC voice. I’m super jealous.
true
He is super talented
The next Bo Burnham! 🎉Everyone’s lucky to enjoy this kid’s incredible gifts- he helps make happy memories and that’s priceless. What talent!🏆✨🎉
@@icu3869 this was 11 years ago dude
Jon is like a family friendly Bo Burnham.
I THOUGHT THIS EXACTLY they should do a collab
I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE THIS HAHA
Lampshade oh my god yes!!
Agreeed
OMG THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WATCHING THIS
“You look like the guy from KFC” I’m dying 😂
imagine doing this today - **EXPELLED**
ME LAUGH YES JDNDNDJDKKDJGGHEJGDDJGEGJGDJGGJDJSJDHRHRHRFHDJGHRNHNTHDBRHGBDGNJZRSRN
LMAO FSTTTURUURJRU
I’m dead to😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am your 667 like roast me!
@@jako6053 WOW U MORON
That was a good way to say goodbye to a man who spent a good portion of his life to be a good influence on the new generation that was to be the leaders of the future. Looked like he appreciated the attention and effort that you put into the song. Congratulations and happy retirement Mr. Wells!
Yeah, it’s a nice song and a good idea.
It was a good song
bro ur saying this after 11 years he is probably retired from life by now ☠☠
@@realteddi real
@@realteddi atleast let him comment what he wants to comment, no point of criticising and thats also disrespectful to the principle
The principal absolutely loved you for this. He felt both validated and absolutely roasted at the same time. If he had a good sense of humor which it seems he did, this is a perfect send off!
*“So let me end this with a bang”*
The Joker would've actually done it
For his neutral special, he wields a
*G U N .*
HEY HE DID A GANG SIGN!!! YOUURE GOING TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE YOUNG MAN
Jim Wells: You only came here to make fun of me
@@joshrbn2456 lol yes
Get what you fucking deserve!
"So let me end this with a bang!"
*pumped up kicks starts playing*
STOP 💀💀😭
All the other kids: hey to bruh I got my new kicks
no
HOLDUP-
Better run better run fasta than mah bullet
I had a principal just like Mr. Wells in grade school. He was a nice older guy, never really raised his voice at his students, never really got mad, and was the nicest and chillest person you'd ever meet, really. If you ever did something wrong, he wasn't mad at you, he was just disappointed, and my god, did he sell that disappointment well. If you ever did anything wrong, which, I think was one of the best things he did as a principal, he personally made sure you would know what you did wrong, and made sure you wouldn't do it again instead of just suspending you and calling it there. He made sure to try to reform instead of punish, and, because of the area the school district was in, that was one of the best things he ever did, especially at such a young age. His efforts were truly seen in middle and highschoolers, when every other kid in the grades were complete immature assholes to everyone, including the teachers, the students he had were the exact opposite, completely respectful to people around them, respected authority figures in the school, and never got in trouble, or at least nearly as much as the other students. He also rewarded students individually as well as giving the entire school awards by doing dumb shit in front of the entire school at assemblies. Things like if we had a state assessment score or something that met a certain goal he set, he'd let some people throw a pie at his face, give an entire class an ice cream party for doing some reading thing I can't remember the name of, or if we met some fundraiser number as an entire school, he'd kiss/hold some random animal. Really just some cool shit to motivate students, and by god, did it work. In my 5th grade year, sadly, since he was doing so damn good as a principal, he got promoted to an administrative position of the entire school district. I was happy to see him succeed but also terribly sad to see him go. I'll forever remember that man, he did so much for the school and myself, and he'll forever hold a special place in my heart as the best principal I've ever had the privilege of having as a student.
Sounds like a W man. Since you mentioned where the school was, I assume there unfair rule problems, did he fix some when he became admin?
My music teacher decided to surprise our principal in our production of The Wizard of Oz, which was to be performed two nights in a row. She instructed the kid playing Scarecrow to, when handed a high school diploma, say "Gosh, I bet even Dale P [our principal] hasn't got one of these!" but only during the actual performances, not in any rehearsals that Dale could see beforehand.
So on the first night, Scarecrow kid did just that, and got some big laughs. On the second night, though... He decided to switch things up a little by yanking open the rolled paper, pointing it towards where our principal was sitting, and shouting, "Take that, _DALE_ !"
The whole audience just sorta sat there, very confused, for a few seconds before the biggest of "Anyways," moments from the rest of the cast.
"Kid says the word 'bang' in a song at a school, entire student body suspended".
@AGamerRaccoon Amputated.
@@darkstepan3630 Entire student body deported to Venezuela for 15 months of mandatory rehabilitation training.
@Jason Smith
Oh no
@AGamerRaccoon decapitated
Today “HE MADE A GUN SIGN WITH HIS HANDS AND SAID BANG” -- instantly arrested by police for threat
Breaking news:
*Kid went missing after singing a song for his principal*
Absolutely strange eh, its like a black hole
I don't like what you're insinuating here
@DeathWishYT i cant tell if you're joking. Btw i dont wanna look like the annoying person but its 4 os and 1 h
DeathWishYT are you okay? Do you even know what the wooosh means?
@DeathWishYT r/ihavereddit
Lyrics
Cy Creek cougars go Big Blue
Mr Wells is leaving you
19 years have just flown by
Now it's time to say goodbay
We're sad that we have to see you go
You're numer one!
So Mr Wells the end is near
It's time to ask "Why are you here?"
Your salary is far too small
You should have stopped as basketball
I'm glad that you finally got a clue
2 decades late!
So though I like your grey goatee
You look like the guy from KFC
Thank goodness you won't be around
With that dancing toy James Brown
Cypress Creek will finally be Wells-free
Yippee!
We all know you lost your mind
When to motivate students
You kissed some swine...
Really?
So yes, you dressed up like Mozart
But the genius here is Jon Cozart
So let me end this with a bang...
BANG!
You'll go down in history
As the single greatest principal the world will ever see
So W-E-L-L-S
Jim Wells, you are the best!
11 years later, this is still a masterpiece
That moment when a student and a teacher are such good friends that they have inside joke
The moment where you got lots of likes but none have reply or you editting
"tHxSoMuChFoRtHeLiKeSgUyS!"
Koffee lets not jynx it-
@@songgbirdd pretty sure ur 2 hrs late to warn him
Yay I'm number 1000
Me and my teacher in teh middle of class when someone reminds us of an old joke:
PFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
"So let me end this with a bang!"
*the quiet kid:*
The quiet kid: there is another?
quiet kid: 👁◡👁
I'll finish your story: The quiet kid pulls out a gun of his pocket and starts shooting in the crowd yelling: That's what you get for intimidating me. DIIIEEEE!!!!! Finaly, he finish his masterpiece by shooting himself. The end. Goodnight sweety.
*kisses her daughter
@@roboutot4839 ok i did not need that but thank you
@@Kal-lk9xn no problem XD
Aw that's very sweet! You can see the man was very loved!
It's been 11 years and im still listening it until today. I NEED A ONE HOUR VERSION
This kid just lived the dream of every guy in high school.
fr
@@moniishighonkpop8445 ikr
*cries in being a failure*
@@cerridianempire1653 i can relate
@@pizzo6367 90% of us can
“You look like the guy from KFC.”
The most underrated roast.
Literally
r/rareinsults
Guacamole Man stooooopotrrfreēëthjkłiœøõ
😂
Is it tho?
When my elementary school teacher retired when I was in 4th grade, my choir conducted this whole musical type show from songs from different musicals that we had to dance to. Being 4th and 5th graders it wasn’t the best but I got to rap “my shot” from Hamilton for her and in front of the whole school so that was good memories 👍
I wish I had the chance to rap Hamilton. That'd be cool lmao
Curious question, do you know how to rap Guns and Ships?
Did you rap the actual lyrics? Or a clean version?
@@officialmonarchmusic I rapped until the first chorus, and I said other words to replace the swear words
Who else got this recommended 10 years later
This lad singing like he’s in a Disney movie damn
You should check out his after ever after videos.
Amanda C. IKR!
He Is a gay Disney prince
Yaoi lover UwU
Yus,
much agree
Such correct
Is Doge apparently?
What is your icon
if only i had the confidence... THE AUDACITY
*TO BE LIKE THIS GUY*
Xyb3r Anims th-cam.com/video/jivajw4fnyQ/w-d-xo.html
BILL CIPHER you legend
@@theodoreismysenpai2744 i loooove, CHEEESE
th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
In my school, you would get expelled for saying “no” to a teacher
It's nice how a student made a song for his old principle. Some people don't even remember their principles.
Pun intended?
I love the fact that they are such good friends that they can insult each other and it wont be taken as an offense
Plot Twist:
Mr. Wells retired to become the new guy from KFC
Haha hope this tops comment board
Lol
I am the 666th like 🤠
@@miramoku5984 AAAAAA
LMAOOOOOOOO
YOUR SCHOOL HOSTED A ROAST FOR YOUR PRINCIPLES RETIREMENT
Ikr goals
omg haha XD
mine did that too but it got called short because it quickly got R rated when the seniors had their turn
I want to see that video!!!
god 😂😂😂
This popped up on my recommended page 10 years later!
this guy even 11 years ago already knew how youtube thinks and works.
The audacity of this kid is just legendary
‘He didn’t see the point in being the principal after I left’
A
S
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H
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Love how he’s just casually sitting on a throne
J T C that’s how it should be.
Of course! He deserves it
He's the king Duhh....
*You question the Risen one?*
@@studentcopyofburgerking8108 do not question the *e l e v a t e d* one
If this what my retirement doesn't look like, then I'm not retiring.
POV: you just got recommended this randomly
I feel the principal laughing outside sad inside.
Nah he aint no pussy
Stright fact i saw that foo
*cough
No I dont think so because IT IS HELLA TRUE!!!!
Me every day
“Mr. Wells is leaving you”
*Mr. Wells will remember that*
emily is away
among us piano... th-cam.com/video/jeV9JRRxloE/w-d-xo.html (i am not the creator, you don't have to watch it, dont give owner hate) 🤍💛
Wells Fargo
[TH-cam Liked That]
@croks *saving
My high school principal's name was Irwin Micheal Gross. He signed his name I.M.Gross. He deserved a song. Great job. Lucky to have students like you.
bro roasted and complimented at the same time very impressive
This roast song...
is finger lickin' good
lmao
I swear ur everywhere and it's weird
I see you everywhere i can't escape you-
oooo _(┐「ε:)_300th like from me
KFC chicken is not roasted 🤣 it's fried
If he did that “BANG” thing today, he’d get so much backlash and hate.
It’s sad
Why?
school shootings
Ari Ka To Zu Ki school shootings
Only from the staff tho
It's crazy to see this in my recommended after 11 years
This was very funny and a tribute to a principal that he clearly admires. Very, very talented!
"So let me end this with a bang."
*starts playing pumped up kicks on the piano*
😂😂😂
Kid named 'This' "Oh no"
ARE YOU KIDDING
xD
Holy fuck i didnt notice this many people liking my comment, thanks yall.
He is some sort of king in that school because he’s sitting on a throne.
He's the principal 🙄
It was his retirement party....
Exotic Ants yeah
Jedi he’s a dictator 😂 of course he’ll have a throne
Kamoshida?
Just randomly got this recommend and I gotta say this guy is so talent. Cannot believe this is 10 years.
Its the fact that I'm still getting this recommended to me 11 years after this was made
“That joke wouldn’t be allowed now.”
Me: hang on gimmie a sec... *has to check when this was made*
That was exactly what I did too
I did that to
Simon Høg Christensen same
Elekkitty MEEE
Realises this video was recommended to us 7 years after publish
2:06 "So let me end this with a bang"
Classical joke in 2012,
Major issue 2019
Top Trending Memes Ok, so I sort of get it, but if it’s clearly a joke why would it be such an issue? Is everyone just a bunch of fruitcakes?
@@krismilstead4107 Nowadays yes
2001*
@@tonish727 no i did not copy ur comment i couldnt even see ur comment. Ur not the only person in the world
Snowflake make me thing of boomer because of the new okay boomer thing, but like people are sometimes being too liberal for my taste, and that’s from a guy born in the 2000s lol
Who else got this in their recommended 9 yrs later and was just like “eeehhh, why not?”
This is one of the most amazing videos on the entire internet.
Principle: *Sitting on his throne*
Kid: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
Literally
Principal:jokes on you i retired from that sht
hr really did
but he already retired
But which career?
Me: *Skips one school day*
That school day:
Sub To This Cute Dog ikr
This is soo.... "LIFELY"?...
@@user-uf8cf9ls4l Lively :')
Omg so true every one ate ice cream when i didnt go to school with out getting caught and they also watch a movie also candys and i think pizza idk it was long time and i was soooooooooooOOOOOOOOO00000000000 pissed
@@fbi1018 bro chill you got to emotional
i see that the algorithm has blessed us all again
And out of all my recommendations, I like this the best
This school: mocks the principal and he laughs
My school: breathes an gets a detention...
Well maybe hes chill about it since hes going to leave the school anyway
Lmao then stop breathing, you addict
IKR
Hahaha
I once got a detention from a teacher who hated me for not finishing three words of a story.
My guy is sitting in a throne like a king now I know he’s crazy
Hamilton reference
@@captainsopaclash9669 King George III didn't only go insane in Hamilton you know, and a lot of kings went insane because they would be rulers for decades.
We actually put my principal in a throne when he resigned as well.
Rah
Haha
2023 and still one of the best videos
My principal Roc is just like the students at my school. Insane.
Have a good rest of your life, Jim Wells!
The “bang” joke did not age well...
Yo dude check the date of upload the world back then was better than now no school shooting non of this shit
GXx SaMeH there were still school shootings in 2012
@@pixel-hy4jx non comparable to that shit than happen rn btw it's 2011
GXx SaMeH the date of upload was July 2012
@@pixel-hy4jx oh ok it said 2011 for me yea I get ya but my point is that today every month a school shooting happened
I never seen a student this brave around so much people
Nobody:
TH-cam: YEAH PET ME JUST PUT THIS ON THE RECOMMENDED 10 YEARS LATER
So, We not gonna talk about the principal just casually sitting on a throne ontop of a stage???
And were not gonna talk about this video being recommended after 7 freakin years
@@tahahussain5708
True
Hey he said he lost his mind
He is a man of culture
we already talked about it its one of the top comments with 15k likes
I like how the principal is basically like "Praise me peasants." in his LITERAL THRONE
the throne was probably willingly made by his students
XD
@@enthii LOL
bro is the kings jester
@@enthii”willingly”
Damn, 10 years ago, and still recommended. Good job :)
@J1mmys Star Wars Stuff fr
11 years later, this is still godly
4 years later I'm still watching this
+Anna Raine yeah same
+Anna Raine Are we the same person or....what?
me 2 haha
Anyaaa yaaaaas
What?? It's alredy been so long?
"Let's end this with a bang!"
Quiet kid: say no more
Oh my God
@@PrincessPheonix06 Tehee
Oof
Pumped up kick play in the distance
Quite kid: Oh you don't have to worry about that.
Mr. Wells is the best, our principal, we have four, but our main one is rlly nice but the third in charge is scarier then a bull 😭
As a pianist and a singer, it takes real talent to be able to play and sing at the same time.
"You look like the guy from KFC"
That was my favorite line.
Same. It's one of the most meaningful lines in Paint's song.
Same lol
Yup
Same LMAO
Same, andddd the only line I remembered
*"Your salary is far too small, you should've stopped at basketball "*
1K likes, 1 comment.
Nah
@@poooopman69 damn
Nah
NeonAtom your point?
“Paint will always be paint”
There is no way anybody could ever do that nowadays. Well played man! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can’t do that “end this with a bang” part nowadays.
i think you can if you make sure its in a type of song like this?
They would say it was a threat
keep u guys on a watchlist
Omg you must have such loss. I can't believe you have to live everyday with the mere thought that you don't hear it anymore.
People say end with a bang all the time, what are you even talking about 🤦♀️. You are just pulling out extremist views to make your other extreme view look better.
The dislikes are from principals that didn’t get a song
Eva Hutto That’s a lot of principals
10k Damm😲
M
NOOOOOO ITS 2.1K
Awww the relationship between the students and the principal is really sweet :)
bro the editing is so modern looking and this was10 years ago!
How tf is he so comfortable in front of the whole school 😂
Copied
@@ChoaiDode i have visited every galaxy, every planet in this universe and yet I still have to find someone who gives a shit.
@@pie6029 pfff- still true tho-
Lol
@@pie6029 lollll
I wonder if that “end it with a bang” joke has aged poorly 8 years later
*All the other kids*
*With their pumped up kicks*
*You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet!*
@@mikimosky4109 *all the other kids*
Hello there
Aged so well so wholesome!
It's been a decade now guys, and this never gets old xD
That “bang” joke would never be tolerated now
69
Just Sam nice
Steven Stanton that is true
ikr ppl cant take jokes
Steven Stanton 666th like
TH-cam 8 years later: *LET’S RECOMMEND THIS*
mmh
i iust found his channel
Ah, so I’m clearly not the only one XD
I hate these comments
I actually saw this *before quarintine*
Everyone: *impossible*
I'm glad we have a kind yet strict principal at school
11 YEARS OF THIS MASTERPIECE
I think everyone is forgetting How hard it is to play piano and sing he’s amazing
Yeah he’s a legend.
It’s actually not that hard to play piano I’ve played for
Just a year and I’m already playing pro songs but singing is real hard
The Tuiais Lmao. In what world?
Yup
@@justtanner4324 He mean's playing the piano and singing at the same time
He had the biggest balls to sing that to his principal
I salute you now
Neptune Nightcore He graduated and principal was going to retire so he couldn’t do anything if he wanted to 😂
Yes 😂 ✌
Kabo Chang 696 likes nice
Respect to him.
*Respect*
What a legendary video! Only took me 10 years just to find it..
same
I remember watching this in 2013 😭
Everyone just got this in their recommened and be like: eeeeee, why not.
Yup
Totall!
EEEEEEEEEEEEE
I mean, you're not wrong
Nah I searched for it
"After I graduated he didn't really see a point in being principal anymore" 😂😂
XD 1k like
Mia Emily 1.6k likes
2.3k likes bitch
3.1k likes
I remember seeing this like 5-9 years ago and here I am.. back again seeing this nostalgic song once again
I have watched both of the song videos at least once a year for a while. These are great!
"He didn't see the point in being the principal after I left"
I mean he dissed his principal so hard he made him quit his job
Fair...
That's a fair point....
Very fair
Sounds fair.
Quite fair tbh
*This dude’s courage is bigger than my goddamn future man-*
i-
d a m
@@sweet...brownisbackup7452 accurate
@@omegaperras8342 lel-
Thts not saying much
judging by your pfp thats really not much
I've only seen this principal for 2 minutes and he's already my favourite principal
Ah, it’s been so long. I don’t know why but this felt emotional knowing that 10 years passed since then
That’s 1% of my battery I’m fine with losing
Same
Fine? I’m ecstatic
You saying you didnt watch it multiple times?
Ironic I’m watching this with 1% left
Hah i have 4%