Majima would probably say something like "If you're gonna be me, you gotta look the part, kid. Cuts, bruises, bloodlust and all!" before brandishing his knife and threatening to fight the Fake Majima, even wanting to gouge out the Fake Majima's eye out if said fake still has both eyes.
The most important rule for imposters to follow; if you're going to impersonate someone, you should at least be able to recognise them when you see them.
I would've loved it if the fake Akiyama asked how he was possibly going to get 100 million yen and the real Akiyama stared him dead in the eyes and said "Maybe you could get a loan, at my company, Sky Finance."
Years later, Suzuki returned to Kamurocho as Akiyama once again, but gained a lot of weight since then. He hung out with a gang that later got into a scuffle with a certain dragon, in which the encounter was immortalized in a live stream.
"Is that a fat Akiyama-" And then the scene just ends there. How did he get fat? Why was he even there? Can we finally see some Kiryu titties? Find out next time in Yakuza Ball Z!
I love the fact they use that animation for him so much. I hope they never stop. I noticed Kiryu doing it only a couple of times in Yakuza 3 before Mr A was on the scene.
Suzuki, familiar nicknames for Saejima when encountering Kiryu and Haruka. Now, another suzuki to pretend that the real Akiyama talks to the imposter. Sounds logic!
Akiyama yakuza 4 ...using alias as suzuki Kiryu yakuza 5 ... Disguised as civilian name Suzuki.... Is there a reference name of new Suzuki here!!! 😂😂😂😂
@@tgcentertainment9030 According to Yakuza Wiki, it may also be a reference to one of Sega's devs, Yu Suzuki. Another fun fact, three of his arcade games are featured in Yakuza 0 - Out Run, Super Hang-On, and Space Harrier.
@@federalcasemaker "Uncle Goro taught me how to deal with people like you. *Undresses top to reveal surprisingly muscular, yet delicate feminine body with a Queen of the Night tattoo on the chest* He told me the best way to deal with someone like you....IS TO BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA YOU!"
Is there just a fake everyone substory? What are the odds of using the real name of the guy using your name? By the way, he doesn't look that much alike, the fake's face is way smoother, younger than Akiyama
I like how akiyama, saejima and kiryu uses suzuki when choosing a fake name. Is suzuki like the john of japanese names? (john yakuza and suzuki ga gotoku)
So long story short, the fake Akiyama is just using the customers to do his other jobs... And decline their "loan" because he don't want to pay them? Correct me if I'm wrong. Btw, Akiyama is truly a cutie
I think how the scam works is basically- he's setting up some kinda Handyman business but tricks people into doing it for him. That way, he doesn't have to hire people and gets paid for the work himself... Probably.
Huh. Saejima calls police that he found taiga saejima, who escaped prison, then goes into hiding and watch fake saejima get arrested. Tanimura just arrests the imposter lol.
I can imagine someone going around pretending to be "Eighteen Count Saejima" to scare people into submission, if saejima wasnt in jail all of the fucking time
I mean, can’t say he didn’t deserve it, at least, now he gets an extended vacation out in the country, rather than an entire business tracking him down, trying to kill him. Thanks, Akiyama and Kiryu, you both are too kind to the most scummy of people.
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Thank god there isn't a Fake Majima because God knows what will happen if Majima finds out
Maget MacLog Majima family roughhousing
Majima would probably say something like "If you're gonna be me, you gotta look the part, kid. Cuts, bruises, bloodlust and all!" before brandishing his knife and threatening to fight the Fake Majima, even wanting to gouge out the Fake Majima's eye out if said fake still has both eyes.
We've already seen him, in the Ryu Ga Gotoku movie.
Alasdair Chi and he didn’t even have the eyepatch on the right eye
Impersonator wouldn't last
Definitely dead lol
I’m the real Akiyama. *immediately runs away*
I am the real kiryu. *immediately beats up the guy*
@@pewwdiepie twice lmao
Lol
The most important rule for imposters to follow; if you're going to impersonate someone, you should at least be able to recognise them when you see them.
Nah, man. You impersonate them even in the face of them. Even if it means, getting your ass kicked
And even try to fool club hosts. Because the guy in the Fake Kiryu sub story knew that he wasn't the real Kiryu.
Fake kiryu failed this as well
MrJoshuaSalway1990 isn’t that what kazuma said?
@@itzofcdaniel Did he? I don't remember, I've played many Yakuza games so I guess it's possible that I unknowingly picked that phrase up somewhere.
I'm only realizing now why Akiyama named his company "Sky Finance"
The money he used to make his company literally came from the sky!
Seriously? Was it when the 10 billion yen was blown up in Yakuza 1?
Yes it was exactly when he got that money.
Yup
It kinda did, but at the same time Akiyama traded and traded to get enough money
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola akiyama did crypto before it was cool
I would've loved it if the fake Akiyama asked how he was possibly going to get 100 million yen and the real Akiyama stared him dead in the eyes and said "Maybe you could get a loan, at my company, Sky Finance."
But then they can't get rid of the impostor for good
Though the irony would be delicious
i was actually expecting that lmaoo
hana-chan's scary
@@stinkylemony103 she's weak to guns but can survive a knock out attack but the fat style took care of the goons when akiyama was on the run
could certainly see a pre-rendered cutscene for that. amazing idea
13:40 Damn, Suzuki can work those legs. He really is a less experienced, more scummy and cowardly Akiyama.
He runs like a cheetah lol
@@luca9ccc676 Human cheetah
@@LightningLord2609 Usain Bolt fast.
He’s got more leg power than Akiyama though cause I bet he doesn’t smoke like Akiyama does
I bet you he can do a whole upgraded rush combo in 2 seconds
Years later, Suzuki returned to Kamurocho as Akiyama once again, but gained a lot of weight since then. He hung out with a gang that later got into a scuffle with a certain dragon, in which the encounter was immortalized in a live stream.
Which live stream?
Ragdoll ga Gotoku.
Your comment is just perfect.
"Is that a fat Akiyama-"
And then the scene just ends there. How did he get fat? Why was he even there? Can we finally see some Kiryu titties? Find out next time in Yakuza Ball Z!
The fat Akiyama refference eh?
That was gold
Why is Akiyama’s hair so silky? When the camera is behind him I can almost smell it!
It's pretty good considering his idea of brushing it is probably running his fingers through it a few times because laziness, lol.
I love the fact they use that animation for him so much. I hope they never stop. I noticed Kiryu doing it only a couple of times in Yakuza 3 before Mr A was on the scene.
a sexy man needs to keep up his sexy appearances!
Geez, first Fake Kiryu, then Fake Akiyama? When will the madness end?!
James Norman
too bad we didn't get to see fake Majima
I hope if they ever do a game with Kiryu again, Fake Kiryu and Kiryu team up to fight Fake Fake Kiryu
Fake haruka, fake daigo, just have every fake person ever.
@@RushValentine you impersonate majima, people are gonna get the coffin and funeral ready.
@@LightningLord2609 Free of charge
Real Akiyama is at least three times cuter.
And that chin!
Even cuter when looking at him in Baka Mitai bar scene
And that five O’clock should look he’s got going on
3? at lest 100 :-D He is the m a n!
viejo sabroso
1:05 casually approach child
Nobody in Kamurocho is huge enough to be a "Fake Saejima"
Kiryu on stilts
If saejima finds out he'd be already be 6 feet under
Or dumb enough to be fake majima
Because he will get arrested right away
Mr Shakedown
One thing I haven't figured out is how fake kiryu and fake akiyama couldn't recognize the people that are copying like wtf
Don't forget Fake Shinji.
@@hammerbro1947 It's not like Fake Shinji would've been able to meet the real one.
Since the real one died in Y1/Kiwami.
Kiryu and Akiyama didn't even try to disguise themselves in front of the fakes
@@MrRAGE-md5rj I think he might be talking about how Fake Shinji didn't recognize the real Kiryu or even mention they look the same
2:38 that sussy face and the dialogue matches
He ran away so fast. Lol
So fast he doesn't want to die XD
look at the man run, he could literally match akiyama with that leg power
8:17 Can someone make Akiyama's face into a meme lmao
Guess what I just did, man
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola I see
bro really just went ":D"
This is my favorite substory only because of Hana-chan. I still die of laughter when I see her "disguise".
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Suzuki, familiar nicknames for Saejima when encountering Kiryu and Haruka. Now, another suzuki to pretend that the real Akiyama talks to the imposter. Sounds logic!
Then Kiryu used it and Yuya used Kazuki's name.
It's like that one SpongeBob scene with the Real Estate lady
Suzuki is a very common surname in Japan along with Tanaka. It is equivalent to Americans' John
And in yakuza 5 kiryu use suzuki for his taxi job
when Akiyama is being sus
I was watching the video and your tweet came at the perfect time
8:15 Afro Hana Best Hana
13:39 he runnin faster than anyone
When the sky finance guy is SUS
Wow, I never knew this sub-story existed.
When Impostor Akiyama is sus...
when the akiyama sus! 😳
impostor??????
When the impostor is sus!!11!!!1😂😂😂😳😳😳😳😂😂😳😳😳
Impostor Akiyama😳
Fake Akiyama: What's your name?
Akiyama: It's Suzuki.
Also Fake Akiyama: My real names Suzuki.
Kiryu after Yakuza 4: My name is also Suzuki
Saejima: I am Suzuki as well
everybody loves Suzuki Wagoner
Yakuza 8: Akira Nishikiyama Is Actually Alive And His Real Name Is "Akira Suzuki"
Akiyama needs his own game! Or should I say WE need one with him :-D
13:38 this guy turned into a flash
I think Sonic the Hedgehog would be a better comparison. Since you know...Yakuza is also from Sega?
@@Xxandrew01 fair
Don't say it don't think it
WHAT? You mean to tell me that the inside of the briefcase is just a couple of statute books? I have one word "Genius"
Amogus
Sus
We now have a Fake Akiyama?! What’s next, Fake Majima? Fake Saejima? Fake HARUKA?! Fuck it, Fake Daigo.
Nobody would be that crazy to impersonate Majima
Fake Fake Kiryu
Mfw fake Akiyama's office is bigger and more organized than the real Akiyama's
“Nice get up” before like 10 minute ago,beat them up by crushing their skulls
Imposter!!?!!! 😳
When the skyfinace is sus! 😳
2:38 SUSSSS
Fake Akiyama was ejected from the ship
Fake Akiyama was an Imposter
13:39 jeez sonic the hedgehog over here look at him go
Akiyama yakuza 4 ...using alias as suzuki
Kiryu yakuza 5 ... Disguised as civilian name Suzuki....
Is there a reference name of new Suzuki here!!! 😂😂😂😂
Not to mention that Saejima used that name when he first washed up in Okinawa.
It is an extremely popular name.
@@tgcentertainment9030 According to Yakuza Wiki, it may also be a reference to one of Sega's devs, Yu Suzuki. Another fun fact, three of his arcade games are featured in Yakuza 0 - Out Run, Super Hang-On, and Space Harrier.
@@kowalski4198 the Shenmue and Virtual Fighter guy???
When Akiyama Imposter is sus!😳
Can you not?
Bruh
13:38 ether you sped that up or Fake Mr. A has sonic shoes
The mens in disguise looks like spy in japan
Mr. "Akiyama" put heat on those heels man
when the akiyama is sus!! 😳😳😳
First, fake Kiryu, now fake Akiyama. Who's next, fake Haruka?
What's next, Haruka being playable and fighting fake Haruka?
@@federalcasemaker
"Uncle Goro taught me how to deal with people like you. *Undresses top to reveal surprisingly muscular, yet delicate feminine body with a Queen of the Night tattoo on the chest* He told me the best way to deal with someone like you....IS TO BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA YOU!"
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola "You can keep the cute name, but there can only be one female idol"
Well, we got a fake Yagami so yeah
13:40 holy hell look at him go
2:37 When the imposter is sus! 😳
(I’m so sorry...)
10:10 what a beautiful move
6:49 his stare goes into the soul
2:32
Akiyama... But you just crossed the street...
Is there just a fake everyone substory? What are the odds of using the real name of the guy using your name? By the way, he doesn't look that much alike, the fake's face is way smoother, younger than Akiyama
13:39 nah why he running like that
what sus!!!???
Both real and fake Akiyama got fast legs
Sus finance
Just how many playable Yakuza characters haven't been impersonated?
Majima and Saejima, for two.
@@robertbernard7844
Anyone impersonating Majima would probably end up dead :D
Seajima might show some forgiveness. At least once.
Majima, Saejima, Shinada, Haruka.
Tanimura as well.
Yes.
I absolutely love how the ''semi look-alike'' looks nothing like Akiyama.
I like how akiyama, saejima and kiryu uses suzuki when choosing a fake name.
Is suzuki like the john of japanese names? (john yakuza and suzuki ga gotoku)
Yup
sus
Sus uki
amogus
So long story short, the fake Akiyama is just using the customers to do his other jobs... And decline their "loan" because he don't want to pay them? Correct me if I'm wrong.
Btw, Akiyama is truly a cutie
I think how the scam works is basically- he's setting up some kinda Handyman business but tricks people into doing it for him. That way, he doesn't have to hire people and gets paid for the work himself...
Probably.
@@spiritlaw dude, that comment of mine was a year ago. But then again, yeah you're right about that.
@@kylemerith95 ...oh shit it is a year ago-
Well this is awkward. Uh.
Well anyway have a nice day.
@@spiritlaw lmao, you good. You have a good one.
Fake Kiryu and Fake Akiyama. Should Saejima and Tanimura be lucky they don't got posers that look like them?
Huh. Saejima calls police that he found taiga saejima, who escaped prison, then goes into hiding and watch fake saejima get arrested.
Tanimura just arrests the imposter lol.
@@cantufekci23 Saejima doesn't like getting his hands dirty too much, does he?
Og tanimura gets remastered tanimura except remastered tanimura won and og was never heard from again
I can imagine someone going around pretending to be "Eighteen Count Saejima" to scare people into submission, if saejima wasnt in jail all of the fucking time
WHY DOES EVERY FAKE NAME EXCUSE IN THE YAKUZA SERIES GOTTA BE "SUZUKI" ?! LMAO
Because it's a common name.. It'll be like someone in a western country using "John Smith" as a fake name.
SUS
How come everyone uses suzuki as the fake name? Saejima and akiyama use it in 4, while kiryu does in 5
It's one of the most common names in Japan
Why everybody uses suzuki as a fake name?, lol
Super common name in japan actually. It's like the american john/jon
Well it does sounded Suz
I'll take my leave now 🤣
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The only fake yakuza character that's pretty realistc
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That's kind of sus
Um fake akiyama what
You didn't read the title, did you...?
Well, the impersonator tried but failed miserably. That's why you seemed confused.
@@hammerbro1947 been hitting dat bottle again hammer bro
Akiyama: Oh, come on, now. I wouldn't do anything all that terrible, would I?
*Proceeds to scare the poor fool out of the country.*
I mean, can’t say he didn’t deserve it, at least, now he gets an extended vacation out in the country, rather than an entire business tracking him down, trying to kill him. Thanks, Akiyama and Kiryu, you both are too kind to the most scummy of people.
sus