The Biggest Loser: Star Wars Edition
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I saw Kennedy with a shirt that said "The Force is Female" and I was done. I was defending bits of the movie until I saw that and I knew I was defending something I couldn't support. Don't fuck with the Force, biatch!
Scott The Artist Fuck they will they even got Emila clarke.
The Force is male. It impregnated Anakin's mom, after all!
HolyknightVader999 isn't it a formless mass of energy that created life to eat and midicholrian to make anakin?
its a joke dude
Scott The Artist thing is the money is not on the females. Men buy most of the star wars merchandise, not appealing to them makes you loose money.
Anyone want to bet on if Han will be the main character of Solo, or will he be the supporting roll for Kathleen Kennedy's latest self insert strong female character?
I just hope poor Emiila Clark doesn't get the blame
Chris Evans my bet is E. Clark is the real hero of the story smh fuck I hate Kathleen Kennedy
I'll bet $50 on that.
Billy Hill Naw, she'll be the one to teach him all his smuggling tricks, how to shoot a blaster, how to fix a ship, ext.
She'll be noble and try to get him to not be selfish, but he'll mess up some how and get her killed due to his toxic masculinity.
Well he might be the main character, but he'll more than likely get undermined by the latest white brunette female lead that fulfill's Kennedy's feminist fantasies. Which would be a shame as I love Emilia Clarke.
The author of that Forbes article is kind of notorious for his love of anything with a "strong female lead character" and was a big Ghostbusters defender too. What should be pointed out is that audiences going in to Beauty & The Beast and Wonder Woman knew ahead of time they'd be seeing films with a feminist bent. And so neither film had a big second week drop. With Last Jedi we were expecting the return of Luke Skywalker in the role of at least a teacher & inspiration. What we got was someone who gave up and really did not want to even be part of the story anymore. No big surprise a lot of fans did not come back for more.
Terminator, Aliens, Contact - all great Sci FI fantasy films with female leads, that were original in their time and didn't try and force agenda's as we watched them.
Custard - yea, that is a bit of a worry. There will be no fear factor in an Alien film with a protagonist like Rey.
Geoffrey, yes, Furiosa and Catnis are valid examples of good female leads (though I thought the Hunger Games saga was a bit meh). GoTs has Arya, Sansa, Dany and Cersie (covering a whole spectrum of personality types). Most horror/slasher flicks have strong females leads - arguably Alien is just Halloween on a spaceship. Arrival - for another recent example.
Nerds have grown up with strong women in their popular culture, it's the crap characters and agenda driven contrivances that are being rejected in these new Star Wars films, not female leads.
There was nothing 'fantasy' about those films you mentioned; all were firmly rooted in our own civilization. I still blame SW (a fantasy series with heavy sci-fi elements) for causing the permanent blending of the 2 genres.
Wonder Woman, Catniss, Rey female leads in fantasy suffer from an "invincible" elemet that I hate. Even tho WW was good she still lacks flaws and has no stated weakness.
And more recently, Arrival.
ultimate - WW in the new film did have flaws - she lacked compassion for humanity and it took captain Kirk to teach her, so she could learn what she was fighting for. Flaws can be emotional.
ComeOnIsSuchAJoy - I did mention GoTs in my next post, which isn't set in the real world. Let's just say fantastic cinema (sci fi, fantasy, horror) vs real world cinema (which is still fictional, like a cop film, or a murder mystery, or something). Elements of the fantastic are too hard to define genres in a way that covers everything and has everyone agree.
Kathleen Kennedy You have destroyed Star Wars.
Solo is already doomed. It's getting released between avengers and deadpool.
Which are both Disney products.
What the fuck?
Hassat Hunter not yet for deadpool. Sale hasn't been established
If the world isn't fucked completely then the sale will never go through.
+Hassat Hunter Solo will flop Deadpool 2 is still a 20th Century Fox product!
solo will flop so hard
I hope Star Wars crashes and burn if Disney is unwilling to treat its fanbase with respect; literally, TLJ wasn't just bad, it was downright disrespectful. But hell, some people are completely okay with marketing ploys and disjointed aesthetics, no need for a coherent and logical story.
Oh and the prequels are better than TFA and TLJ. There's more enjoyment and plot development, along with consistency, that even with poor acting and transitioning between plot points, you could get something out of it that is intrinsically Star Wars. For world building, the prequels are godsend in comparison to the latest trash.
Dunebuggy12 Well said you spoke the truth.
"TLJ - A Hate Letter to the Fans" literally the title of another review video...
Replacing Harrison Ford is basically impossible.
*is* impossible.
It IS impossible. That's why it will fail big time. No one else can play Han Solo.
sjdrifter72
Especially the dorks I have seen chosen for the possible role so far.
The Force like the Future is female and DEAD! Your move Disney 😂
The future is female....
Women are treated with kids gloves. If a man said, the future is male, he would lose his job, get death threats, get arrested and face jail time. No one bats an eye at the feminists, BLMs, SJWs, Liberals and their constant insanity.
We're living in the era of liberal fascists.
Star Wars: The Last Straw
Disney keeps altering the deal.
at some point bob iger is going to realize Kathleen is losing them too much money. how do you greenlight a star wars movie with so little rewatchablity?
MrJturner74 Same way you greenlit a Han Solo movie that NO ONE asked for
Bob Iger is much to blame for this as Kathleen Kennedy for ruining Star Wars. After all, he's the Disney CEO, the one in charge of the Disneyfication of the entertainment industry and the one George Lucas shook hands with when he sold it to him.
This deal is getting worse all the time!
I have a bad feeling about this
I wanted to see Luke but knew they would fuck up his character so badly I will not see this film. Fan for 40 years. I'm still a Star Wars fan. Disney Wars is not Star Wars.
christuffer more like hizra wars
"Disney Wars is not Star Wars" Beautiful, this brought tears to my eyes.
There has been an awakening - have you felt it? More and more fans are having an awakening to the true nature of Disney's Star Wars, and they are staying away in droves. As well, it is very possible that the Han Solo film might slide in well below expectations, what with the stiff competition it'll be facing.
If Star Wars can bomb, maybe there is justice in the world.
That sounds an awful lot like those conspiracy theorists
How so?
Talking about "truth", about waking up etc.
I don't see it. If fans aren't waking up to Disney's bad handling of Star Wars, why do you think the sales are down?
What are you guys talking about? First off the sales aren't down, they were down because of X-mas and have recovered now, and second of all I didnt even disagree with him, I just said he worded it like conspiracy theorists do.
Hollywood is crumbling, EA got exposed, Disney Star Wars is flopping and Fans are waking up. 2017 was a pretty good year after all.
FQ Vermis it's quite inspiring to see. It's like the cultural Marxist ideological invasion has been found out and we're all fighting back.
It's funny how the press is going out of it's way to try and convince everybody that TLJ is a good film that we should go see and that the negative reviews are, bots, racists or sexists, or just plain wrong. However when you read the fan reviews they give very pointed examples as to why they don't like the movie like what happened with Luke, Snoke, Leia Poppins, Canto Brite, ect. Very little is said about racism or sexism other than some of them saying that it feels like SJW influenced since other than Luke every white guy in the movie is a villain.
Normies and critics gave zero f@cks about SW until Disney took over.
Kaz Kinnikuman never have I seen a comment more true than this
Master Yoda once taught Luke Skywalker "Do or do not, there is no try". The Last Jedi is the movie where Luke Skywalker goes for the "do not" option.
ChannelTonto "So you choose apathy? Apathy is death, worse than death. At least a rotting corpse feeds the beasts and insects."
-Darth Traya
I swear, these people use ignorance as a shield to protect this shitty film.
Logan is by FAR the best movie of 2017 and a perfect example of how to do the death of a beloved character such as Luke Skywalker.
I laughed, I cheered and then I cried. A great send off to a character and actor that I grew up with.
It's like Disney/Johnson saw Logan and decided to do the exact opposite when it came to giving a legendary bittersweet send off to the driving force behind a series.
Star Wars Episode 9 will take the biggest hit. The marketing did make this movie seem exciting, giving it that initial big box office, but now that people have seen it and will have two years to think it over before the story wraps up, there will be little to no excitement for that film. There's almost nothing interesting left to tell and I think the general audience knows that. Such a shame and a waste of potential for a franchise that managed to thrive for so long.
Colin Trevorrow is the only one who's escaping unscathed, with his reputation intact. He must have foreseen this.
You might be right on that one
He refused to sell out.
He got kicked out because he wasn't going to go along with the bullshit.
That was pretty wise, looks like he actually learned from Jurassic World.
And Jurassic World wasn't even that bad. Been a Jurassic Park fan since before my memory can recall and I do not have ill feelings for the guy. I actually have respect for him now in that aspect. You do NOT want to fuck with Star Wars fans.
Rian Johnson the spineless beta male thought he would get his own trilogy by being a good boy. Think again. The fans fucking hate him.
Bet he's crying now like the pussy he is.
Don't forget the Solo directors.
If box office means so much, than by the same logic, the Transformers films are some of the greatest films of all time. For fucks sake, people who bring that shit up are dumb. I mean, if I see a movie that I find to be really good or great, I want it to do well at the box office, but that doesn’t always happen. Star Wars is always going to make some sort of money, but it seems like it’s not going to be able to make the money it used to as we’re getting sick of seeing Star Wars every year. Back when the six Star Wars films were out, they made money, not only cause people really enjoyed them but there was a three year waiting period between films so it would be more rewarding to see where the story would go. But now, we have like two years to absorb what we saw before the next installment, while we get filler films in between. I’m not surprised that this film isn’t making Force Awakens numbers though. People are getting tired of Star Wars. It’s not hard to see why. People should admit this isn’t a good film. It just isn’t.
Exactly TFA made so much money, because it was a cultural event. We were hyped on seeing the return of the "original" style of Star Wars after the prequels, as well as the renaissance of the original characters we know and love. But little did we all know, that something far more sinister and awful than Jar Jar or midichlorians was on the horizon - forced gender politics and franchise saturation.
No one is arguing if it makes money its good, or if it looses money its bad. But the amount of money does reflect audience interest.
The amount of defenses I’ve seen for plotholes in this flim that would normally be panned if it wasn’t Star Wars proves that it’s brand name alone inflating these numbers
the reason the box office is important is we have more chance of 'change' in their approach to this Disney star wars if TLJ keeps dropping like its doing. All the emperor Kennedy cares about in the end, is money. SJW has no place in Star Wars. Yes ppl are indeed waking up.
I cannot vouch for the taste of the Chinese movie goer, but Americans have clearly had enough with shi**y Transformers movies with the Last Knight flopping hard in the U.S.
I love how many Star Wars dedicated channels have started to awaken as well. Everybody stoped from finding excuses and are finally expressing their disapointment or hatred towards these lazy written and politically-agenda driven story, characters and concept arts. Nobody in their right mind loves this movie and nobody in their right mind loves anything from Star Wars Disney anymore. From the deletion of the Expanded Universe to the moron Rebels show and stupid comic books, nobody agrees anymore with the direction of this franchise and company. Star Wars may not be dead yet, but it's close. Lucas was a great man and I don't care what people say I loved all the 6 movies and many don't even bother to consider 7, 8 or the future 9 canon anyway. The Extended Universe provides much more and better and people finally realize that.
I may be pissed for what this once great franchise has become but I am living for all this love for the Original EU lol. I remember when people were celebrating the fact that Lucas sold the rights to Di$ney and mocking the fans who were still hoping that the Old Expanded Universe would get acknowledged in canon in some form or another. Now, I think it’s a blessing in disguise that we won’t see more of the beloved characters from the EU (apart from Thrawn) get butchered and disneyfied in Di$ney’s $tar War$ LOL.
Any self respecting and intelligent SW fan should not acknowledge Disney's garbage to be canon. The original films and the EU is the real story of Star Wars and the true canon.
sjdrifter72 I quit buying the new books after Lost Stars.
Cosmin Dash i love it dude, although fuck kathie
Cosmin Dash : Wrong! There's still people and channels arguing if Rey is a Mary Sue; but when you hear Rey and Han Solo at TFA movie shouting : *" the Jedis are real ! the Jedis are real ! "* and although she's not sure about that, she's is using The Force hours later.
Normal people finally realized that is the most stupid thing, and yes, Rey is a Mary Sue, and in my opinion TFA is a worst stupid movie than TLJ, although now I'm not sure because of Mary Poppins Leia.
"What follows is gonna make Geoirge Lucas look like the most stridant Loremaster in galactic history and you can fucking qoute me on that!"
-Razorfis, 2016 around the time of RO.
I don't want Star wars to fail, being my favorite franchise of all time, but the decisions they have been making just give it good reason to!
It hasn't failed.
Disney failed
George needs to take it back somehow, and redo episodes 7 and 8 the way they were meant to be done. That's the only way this mess can be saved.
MrGizmois 703
It HAS to die now, so we can keep some semblance of what was good. My perception of Star Wars will not be tainted by SJW Wars.
The Sooner it dies, the better imo.
It's too late to save it. Kill it before more damage is done.
The article also failed to mention that the "female led" 2017 box office shrank 3% from 2016
The backlash/hate against The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones took many months to build. This backlash happened within the first week. That's what makes this different and that is why Disney should be concerned. And don't forget about the smaller backlash that has already built against The Force Awakens.
The main star of The Last Jedi isn't the female lead, It's the title itself "STAR WARS."
Anyone else who'ld like to see the Yuuhzan Vong invading the "canon" galaxy already at this point?
Have all the new characters sacrificed to a world brain, then have some real sith sweep in and clean up shop. Might salvage something of this trainwreck.
Den Saku Maybe the Rakatan Infinite Empire
Your Star Wars vids are the best
Lost it at mundaneCuck.
As far as I am concerned Boba Fett survived the Sarlacc, the resurrected Emperor rebuilt The Empire on Byss, Dark Troopers were f-king awesome, Tales of the Bounty Hunters is still one of my favorite books, and the EU will outlive the SJW garbage Disney is trying to pass off as Star Wars. *Mic drop*
Name Redacted A-fucking-Men! E.U despite being demoted down to non-canon is still many times better than the current shitfest that is TFA and TLJ.
Could not agree more. I am seriously considering buying up some of old TH stuff just to get the bad taste out of my mouth from watching The !ast Jedi
EU stuff. Dark Empire. Etc
Remember the words of one Mark 'skywalker' Hamel who said " it's not about the story but how much it makes at the box office" or I believe it was something like that.
Steven Mazur " It's not important if it's of high quality. Only if it makes money. "
Alex'Y
Mark Hammil is a national treasure and that only serves to further cement it.
collegerebel 100% agree.
Mark tried to warn us about this film from the start.
"I virtually disagree with everything Ryan has decided about my character"
"Remember guys, it's JUST A MOVIE"
"Disney don't care if its good quality, as long as it makes money... and I just realized this is all on camera"
Mark speaks the truth, and probably got killed off because of it.
The last Jedi seemed like it was written within w weeks at a couple meetings while Rian Johnson was hungover
Simon Phoenix have you seen his Han solo script notes? kek.gg/i/4-_H-4.jpg#
Wonderboywonderings hahah
Music to my ears... I'll never see another Star Wars film in theaters ever again. Solo already sounds like an epic disaster, can't wait to see those RT reviews lol!
Im with you
Expect the same payola reviews claiming how great the Solo movie is and the same will be done for Ep. 9 and every single SJW Wars film that Disney produces.
I’m confused I thought we were supposed to let go of the past.. according to the message of TLJ and defenders claiming we are clinging on to our past.
If that’s the case why are we getting a flim on a popular OT character?
I predict 96% RT score from early reviews. "Restores Disney's reputation!"
2 cents: The core issue is these directors don't know source material and don't know how to tell a story and have no clue in character development. This is a trend that has been evident since the 90s in most Hollywood movies. There are exceptions of course like Christopher Nolan and Tarantino but Abrams/Johnson most definately don't. I don't wanna list stuff u guys already had but I'm gonna tackle 1 major talking point to illustrate my thoughts. Luke. Look, IMO the main issue with Luke is not the destination of his character in TLJ but his journey for him to be how he is. The wanting to kill nephew plot proves Hamill's assertion that it is not his Luke. The flip side to this coin have these arguments 1.Luke only contemplated it for a split second. 2.He wanted to avoid another Emperor/Vader 3.He was prone to temptation by Dark side. Ok, let me counter these: 1.This argument is invalidated by the fact Luke went to Ben's chamber with lightsabre. So it wasn't split second, he went there fucking contemplating murder! It just IS NOT LUKE!!! He would've been way less likely to do that i.e. older/wiser. 2.Luke would NEVER have given up on nephew even if nephew went rogue and killed students. Luke would've tried to save him. To run IS NOT LUKE!! 3.He was tempted by 1 of the most manipulative villains we have ever seen on cinema, Palpatine. Palpatine and to a lesser extent Vader really milked Luke and that is completely understandable given the context of the Emperor's throne room. But for Luke to see into Ben and see darkness then go to his bedroom with a drawn lightsabre JUST DOES NOT FIT with that character. My point this story JUST does not make sense and reinforces the fact Rian Johnson does not understand Luke. I can't think of another story to fit Luke as I've not slept well of late but it's certainly not this. All I can say is, Reap what you sow Disney!! Unless you understand why the Orignals were good i.e. NOT lightsabre battles/underdog vs empire/stormtroopers/space battles BUT relatable chars that all have character progression and a great story IS what was so timeless about them. They cannot EVER be surpassed but surely we can have something that is better than the current bullshit that is being shown? Thoughts kids?
As someone who grew up with the original trilogy and saw them in the theaters when i was a little kid i can say this for sure.The last jedi is an insult to star wars fans.
Disney is an insult to Star Wars fans.
Let if fail, then. It will be great to see all that "Let's destroy it! Tear it all down!" message they've got going in TLJ bite them in the ass so they either learn to make a proper SW film or give up the license. The franchise will never die. Somebody someday will pick it up and return it to its former glory.
The Dullahan and how will they return it to its former glory? Remake the new trilogy? You cannot fix this fucking mess, and Disney will never give the licence up because they know little children are still going to watch whatever shit they give them.
I was talking to a coworker and he pointed out how they really attack the whole "father" and Family" in this movie. How fathers are nothing but disposable walking dicks, while they pushed the whole "single mother" thing keeping alive Leia and with great concern to her safety yet when Han died it was like throwing away a useful object into a garbage bin
When I asked another co-worker if he liked it. He said it was an amazing movie but he is not a fan. I asked him what does that mean? He said, he doesnt know anything about the star wars lore. I asked well you didnt see any faults with the pacing or plot or just anything making sense as a standalone film?
He said nope.
Then I remembered he was 23. And like all millennial at my work. Very educated, but dopy as fuck
I dont think Disney ever had the intention of giving Rian a trilogy of his own. I think they made the announcement because they knew the movie was bad and they wanted to build hype to get butts in seats beforr the word got out. Same thing goes for the 4 week and 65% deL they made with theaters. They are trying to get early money because TLJ has no legs. Im guessing that the worldwide gross for the TLJ will peak at 1.25 billion.
Han Solo's Solo adventure will probably only make about 800 million worldwide which will make it almost break even.
I truly believe that Disney is using Star Wars as a hail mary because they are not doing well financially. The same reason they ate buying Fox for 60 billion. After they pay out that money to Murdoch, they won't have much cash on hand which will make them release 18 Alien movies and Avatar 2-4 to re-coop costs. Disney is in a position where they can't support their own weight. They have to have massive growth every year or they will crumble. When the entertainment bubble pops in the next 2-3 years just watch as they start to shut down operations and stop future projects.
Eric Dayne I think the House Of Mouse still has money. They have a ton of Original Content. Original Disney movies, cartoons, MCU movies, Touchstone Adult movies etc., with that said Disney will launch a streaming service and that will earn them plenty of dollars alone. The Last Jedi will make a Billion or close to it. They’re Big but so far they have not crumbled.
Not when last jedi takes a huge drop off like this if they only earn 800 million that's a bomb especially when they're suppose to make over a billion
The Last Jedi is made by Disney Committee to be a Kids Movie for CHILDREN.
As such, the film maker assumes that the audience is not smart enough or knowledgeable enough
to notice plotholes and logic errors. Thus, no fact checking, no lore continuity, no
scientific consultation. Thus, Max Kids Stuff, cute animals, more toys, no good guy deaths
and an ending kids would like. If you are smarter than a child,
you just might be offended and angered by this movie.
Richard Greeter How much money went into making it counting publicity. Certainly not 800 million. Hardcore Star Wars fans hate it but it will still make money on Blu Ray and toy sales. If it hits the Billion Dollar club it has made money. I don’t think every Star Ward Movie Disney puts out will make 2 Billion Dollars like the Force Awakens. Rogue One made over a Billion, The Force Awakens made over 2 Billion, and The Last Jedi to date has made 843 million in 2 weeks, it should make a Billion. So far those numbers don’t seem like bombs. Who knows how JJ is going to tie things up but I want to see how in episode 9, and I’m not alone . My Opinion.
Hopefully we'll have to wait and see
Would not be surprised if they are tinkering with SOLO right now in an attempt to scale back a little of the feminist CRINGE you just know they injected it with, owing to TLJ backlash. Kathy, Kathy, Kathy...Muh Feminism might have it's place - but not in a STAR WARS movie. You done stepped in it this time. Papa Disney might be all about social justice BS, but he loves money more than anything else...you MIGHT want to get some moving boxes ready for your "executive" office...just in case...
Yup. Pappa Disney *loves* money more than Kathy's 'muh feminism'.
This could be MARVEL comics all over again.
Ghostbusters, Star Trek, & now Star Wars ... What they have in common?
Excessive retarded use of misplaced comedy.
"coughs" I mean attempt... of comedy.
Croz Raven I mean if you are saying Star Trek has diversity, it's always been that way. It was supposed to be a liberal vision of the future. Not SJW but more liberal
Post modernism with heavy helping heaping of feminism and diversity and social justice.
Issue is that profit has become more and more important than quality/morals/etc in more and more industries. But people will wake up. Those who run companies are not idiots, they just got too much power.
Croz Raven they used to be good
Mark hamill says that he was wrong! Wonder what disney told him. God i hate Disney
Theodore Stuckmann Disney lawyers got to him.
Minutes Now Lol yep. He's now Punished Hamill
It's time for disney to end!!!
I’ve decided to give up on the Disney canon. The amount of excuses the plotholes the flim gets is unbelievable.
Apparently I’m expected to read 3 different novels just to understand a plot element
Don’t get me started on the whole let go of the past rhetoric even though the flim has several scenes that emulate OT..
One reviewer called Moviebob said Rey is not a Mary Sue because she has character flaws like being selfish, entitled and disrespectful attutudes towards others. To which I reply: No they did not intentionally make her that arrogant they made her be written by feminists and all feminists are selfish, entitled and disrespectful towards others
You're not going to make people happy by selling them nihilism, destroying the favorite characters and pushing down the political message down their throat (TFA did that too, but masked it better)
Natalie G great call. I was annoyed at the sellouts for TFA. I'm glad many who were fooled by it have seen the light when it comes to TLJ.
Is it fair to say after the TLJ I'm "woke" to what they are doing?
Lol I love how some "critics" and youtubers say "after watching it a second time, I understand where they were going to", like if they found a new understanding of the genius that it was movie... Seems to me like "someone" told them how to understand this master piece.
After Last Jedi, you would have to pay me £50 to go and watch Han solo.
Jeff, mark my words: it is only a matter of time before Star Wars has finally taken it's last breath. I forsee that a very small amount of fans will go and pay to see Episode 9. Great video!
I love how excuse makers gloss over the fact that meathead bigots like myself found Rey to be their favorite character in TFA. They ruined her arc, and now it's our fault for pointing that out. Twisted logic anyone?
I'm glad I boycotted Star Wars after TFA. I should've boycotted TFA too, call it youthful optimism! Actually, you guys at World Class Bullshitters helped me make that choice to Boycott SJW Wars for good! They're not, repeat *NOT* gonna make a good Star Wars movie anymore, I've come to terms with that! Keep up the real work! Real talk.
Professor Oak they got the Batman v Superman writer for episode 9 tho.
Look at the way Chris Terrio wrote Batman. He took inspiration from the dark knight returns. Batman in BVS killed, he even killed a human sex trafficker and child molesters and gave no fucks about what people thought about his methods.
Imagine that kind of writing for Star Wars
In a suspicious turn of "events", Mark Hamill is now "apologizing" for his criticism of Johnson's portrayal of Luke in this cash-grab crap film. All of a sudden, now he's "accepting" of Luke's character and is now heavily preaching a message of "let's get out of our comfort zone, change is good!"... Sounds like Mark had his very own "Di$ney War$" edition of _'A Christmas Carol'_ over the weekend...
The ghost of Leland the Lackluster and Lost Lucasfilm Lackey appears to Mark, telling him he will be visited by 3 "Phantom Menaces"...
Unable to sleep, Mark is startled by Pablo the Pudgy Porg materializing out of nowhere, to show him all the times he criticized, not only this crap film but, "The Plagiarism Awakens'. Ah, good times... so it seems...
Mark then suddenly finds himself with his favorite space walrus's severed head in his bed, as the ghost of Bob "The Slob" Iger and his Mickey Mouse Mafia pay Mark a happy "visit". Over Mark's chilling screams, Slob holds up Hamill's work contract over the fireplace in a threatening manner while making an offer Mark "couldn't refuse"... then suddenly when Mark thinks he can take no more...
Mark finds himself cuffed to a bed as the last ghost, Di$ney Darth Dominatrix [a.k.a. Kathleen "Kuntzilla" Kennedy] smiles her beastly grin and squats over him. There to tell and show him all the many ways she could happily make the male anatomy experience astronomical and incessant pain... should he not "see the error of his ways"....
Fast forward to the present and now Mark is a "changed" man, nervously preaching the "Get out of the comfort zone!" gospel... Ahhh... "Another happy landing"...
(P.S. Anyone defending, excusing, supporting, justifying and downplaying all the SJW/PC/Feminist crap in this new -Sequel Trilogy- "Nostalgia Trip-logy" needs to watch this video, _'Gender Wars: The Last Snowflake'_ for a dose of *_REALITY)_*
>calling out Mundane "turn off that pesky adblock" Matt
Well done
No more watching Star Wars in movie theaters any more for me.
Solo: A Crap Wars Story which is really all about a Mary Sue character being the star character.
Best Christmas gift ever!
They are willing to fire directors, reshoot majority of the movies and yet THEY CANT FUCKING RECAST ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC ROLES IN HISTORY, despite admitting the dude cant fucking act and needs a permanent acting coach on set?
In Wonder Women they did not shove the feminism down your throat as I was worried they would, it was just a good film that just so happened to have a female lead. There is no place in this world for agendas in mainstream movies.
When the lead actor needs an ACTING COACH, there is no hope. ABANDON SHIP!
It's going to blow. It will be a girls movie with Han Solo being anything but the scoundrel macho and witty guy, watch what was left of his nuts get clipped by feminist agendas. Definitely going to stay clear of that garbage as long they keep, going with that SJW and feminist junk movies.
Which means that females won't like it as much as well, since removing a character's sex appeal is bad no matter who their fans are.
Star Wars is losing this year in 2017 in both movies and video games because of Star Wars: Battlefront II getting fans backlash, and Star Wars: The Last Jedi getting also fan backlash!
Your video made me feel better after listening to the shilling on Midnight's Edge.
Fire Kathleen Kennedy
Even Lucas didn't cause prequels to flop except for star wars the clone wars movie
Fire her into the sun.
Yes - I 100% agree Fire her Disney and do it NOW..
It's not just Rottentomatoes, but their competition, Metacritic, has a fan poll at 4.7/10.
Went to Target and you called it
Those shitty last jedi toys are still on the
Shelves.
me and my son were roaming around our local KMart and found TFA's rey and finn still on the shelves, 75% off, but still there on the pegs and no one would get them at that price.
CthulhuChow you could put those crappy toys in the 1.00 bin and they wouldn't still
Sale.
i'm surprised they haven't ended up at a goodwill or some other thrift shop.
CthulhuChow
No one want those toys if they were free.
Projekt Kobra gotta watch that video.
We need to save Star Wars from the evil Disney empire
The Midnights Edge backpedalling is kind of disappointing because the don't even have a believable reason for it.
...video sugjested in this video section....how to cook a porg. now im hungry !
whiskers mmmm roast porg.
With a side of barbeque porg.
My mouth is watering.
S D definitely everyone is Invited to one hell of a porg cookout .
Looks like Disney's chickens are coming home to roost. Seeing the tickets sales for The Last Jedi plummeting is the ultimate Christmas present for real Star Wars fans like us.
This shit is hilarious you should do a video about how they're trying to claim that the Last Jedi is too intellectual for Star Wars fans lol.
I like how invincible they think the Star Wars IP is. They think "These drooling dullards will pay for anything with Star Wars slapped on it.", and for some, they're right. But for the majority, they are in for a rude awakening.
When 9 finally comes around you guys best not forget, TLJ. You thought TFA was god awful but everybody still shelled out for TLJ. Stay committed don’t feed the feminists.
CrKhan 4457 yep me and my mates wont b seeing it...
CrKhan 4457 Agreed, I gave it one last chance I'm done now with all new SW material.
Riah "tell me about my feminist film agenda" and Kennedy "the force is female" changed the mythos of Star Wars in nearly every way possible. You tell your children about the hero slaying the dragon not that the hero later abandons beliefs, friends, and finally life itself to die alone. Disney and the blind fanboys if not purely nihilist evil are only surface level thinkers on this and when looking at the big picture they would see the problems.
I liked the prequels. I prefer the old trilogy globally but despite all the flaws I found they added to the story and all its flaws were amply compensated by what I'd call 'heart'.
*_EXACTLY._*
Give Disney hell WCBS!
The Prequels are starting to look like fucking masterpieces now. Never thought I'd live to see that day where I'd be saying that or find myself pining for a fucking galactic senate scene where the GODDAMN MOVIE would actually give me some FUCKING context as to WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!
sweet sweet Karma Kathleen Kennedy it's coming for you you, just like it did for Paul and his Ghostbusters feminist reboot 😂
Geoffrey Harris it's called red Pilled it's being passed around
When the Solo movie inevitably bombs, Disney will roll out a public execution for Kennedy, and it'll be glorious.
Or Disney will just blame fans for not being true Star Wars purists like they're already paying journalists to do.
Yup, they'll just double down on the you're a sexist, racist etc. They're like a cult in their response to people not wanting... their fucking cult.
Diversity and Social Justice are the safety zones for modern PR. Disney will never risk leaving that. That's the trend. The forced trend. I don't know how many times the kid has to remind the Emperor he's naked before he notices though.
Hahahahahaha
Wonder Woman is a comics legend
Star Wars is the msot successful franchise, ever
Beauty and The Beast is also a legend.
Claiming it was the womyns responsible for this is asinine.
They did the same sh*t to WW's character. They turned her into a bloodthirsty, unapologetic murderer. I don't understand how people gloss over this.
I give The Last Jedi 3 ghostbusters of 5 possible.
Check this out
www.theatlantic.com/amp/article/549146/
Its an article talking about why TLJ retconned the Jedi religion in favor of inner spiritualism. They say its to reach out to a younger audience. Thats pure bull. The real reason is that the Chinese government had an issue with the overly religious themes of the previous movies and told them to change it or else. Disney loves money so much that they probably threw Star Wars lore under the bus for about a 120 million dollars this year alone. Wouldn't surprise me. Over the course of 10 to 20 years it could mean billions in revenue. Next they will drop all light saber fighting styles and use pure kung fu fighting by hand to further appease china.
Eric Dayne All for nothing as the movie failed in China.
Hell yeah. If Solo really is a car crash, it's going to be great. I'll be going hoping to laugh at a disaster, and I don't want to be disappointed.
Muuro it will be a disaster, and Disney knows this already. They hoped TLJ would be a hit, and guess what? It was't. Why did they put Solo's release date so close to ep 8? Because they expected ep 8 to be a success, and to get too much money with TLJ to cover the losses they will get in Solo, BUT, they got less money than with TFA. Star Wars is dead.
Muuro please dont pay to see it....dont give them anymore money
You know, the prequels were bad, but at least I can quote them, “I don’t like sand”, “From my point of view the Jedi are evil”, “What a happy landing”. I know they’re memes but at least they’re in our memory that way. What is anyone going to remember about this new trilogy?
They will remember how it ruined the characters from the originals.
Mary Poppins
Luke milking that space walrus. :)
The prequels weren't written or directed well, but... the themes and tragedy of Anakin's fall / becoming Vader stayed resonant; REVENGE OF THE SITH isn't great, but it does have some wonderful, powerful scenes. If Lucas would have gotten professional writers and directors (as he Exec. Produced) as he did with EMPIRE and JEDI, the prequels could have been top notch. Anyway, Disney's films don't even have that vision. They're flashy but lifeless, flimsy, and seemingly incompatible with canon. In 10 years no one will care about Disney's Star Wars junk.
The prequels were executed well enough for what Star Wars is. I swear, sometimes I think you guys watch the original trilogy with some sort of helmet or glasses that put you into some alternate universe in which you remember the acting to be something that it wasn't, to come off as more emotional than it really was. The PT acting is far more similar to the OT acting than the ST acting is. If you were more consistent with your criticisms you would say that Luke needed to show more emotion when he saw the charred bodies of his aunt and uncle. You would say that Leia need to show more emotion when she saw Alderaan blow up. But that has never been the style of Star Wars (until Disney got its grubby hands on it). And please keep in mind that Kershner and Marquand were't exactly A- list directors.
EA hurt Star Wars and now Disney its just killing it far worst.
Dont see the last jedi. See jumanji instead. It does everything the last jedi doesnt!
No thanks. I'd rather see the original Jumanji with Robin Williams than a dumbed down, millennial dumpster fire starring the Rock and Jack Black.
sjdrifter72 thats the thing, jumanji 2 preserves continuity, has a cohesive plot, has likable characters, lands jokes and meets expectations. It has multiple dick jokes AND theyre funny! Whens the last time that happened?
Wonder Woman wasn't female lead, but they will keep saying it till it is.
Hollywood has been making Female lead Movies for over 75 years hell even the Alien franchise had a Women lead in all of their movies even Prometheus, so I don't know why everyone has this idea that female lead movies can't make money, when some of the greatest movies of all time are female lead movies , even in past movies, female lead movies ruled the box office and Hollywood, Ever heard of The Sound Of Music. I don't know why, it's so big of a deal right now all of the sudden, when Female lead movies have been made and loved for years. People act weird sometimes or have short memory spans forgetting the past.
Now if these new blockbuster movies being made now had Asian male or Female leads and African America Male and Female leads and Hispanic Male and Female leads, in major movie rolls, then we can celebrate and congratulate are selves and rejoice, but Asian female lead rolls are being given to White women, making them look Asian and have Asian mothers in the movie that's really Asian, Ghost in the Shell come to mind anyone. So Hollywood don't start celebrating so fast, you still have allot of work to do. Making equal movies with actual Asian in an Asian movie about an Asian character.
The last Jedi marks the death of star wars
Boycott 9. Stick it to the suits.
I still remember the days when ardent defenders of Disney canon repeated the same mantra of "Disney know what they're doing, it's all planned out, it will be better than the EU."
Well... nope.
But but but...THE PREQUELS ARE BAAAAAAAAD so this HAS to be better!
is what people who defend this garbage are probably thinking.
I was most let down with Kevin Smiths endorsement of the movie. This was the guy that had Carrie and Mark co star in his Strike Back movie. He's beyond a sell out.
He didn't endorse it. He simply went through the plot and named the things he liked and the things he disliked. In other words, constructive criticism; a forgotten art on this hive of scum and villainy known as the internet.
He also had a voice cameo in TFA, plus he works in Hollywood. If he was bashing it he could lose work. Hell he even said Fembusters was good.
John McNamara People who "bash" movies have the maturity of a child.
Of course he was gonna say mostly good things about it. He's J.J.'s little "pal" and now that he's coming back to make Ep. IX, he has to keep sucking up to the people on top. Can't pass up the opportunity to kiss Di$ney ass now and maybe get a bone tossed his way later on.
River Of Blacklights Yeah, it couldn't possibly be that he liked anything about it.
Mark Ellis is annoying. He can't admit how shitty The Last Jedi was. The writing was awful along with the humor. The humor is one reason why people are upset by the new Star Wars movie. Finally they killed Luke Skywalker off in an asinine way.
The Han Solo movie is going against 3 movies Avengers Infinity War, Deadpool 2 and Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom. Those 3 movies have more hype around them than any of the other Disney Star Wars films.
Hate for prequel is one of the reason for generic Disney's sequel
Why would you put in someone who can't act as your lead...oh wait...
Iron Helix guess he must have put out
Fuck star wars, I'm sticking to my books for great space opera. Peter f Hamilton and neal asher puts anything coming from Disney's star wars to shame.
Let this movie die and be forgotten.
After Carrie Fisher died, Kathleen Kennedy had a massive breakdown and came up with the assumption that Hamill could die before the last episode was completed. She got onto Johnson and they came up with the idea of Luke dying, changing Kylo Ren's lines in the Force connection scene so he says Force projecting can kill the user.
Trevorrow was paid off after they reneged on the contracted condition that he had final say on the end scene, just as Johnson had with TFA. He had said many times that Luke and Leia would be central to the story. Without Leia and then denied Luke his whole story went up in flames. He'd planned for a showdown between Leia and Kylo Ren, Mother vs Son, but thought he could still salvage it with Luke vs Kylo as their battle in TLJ wasn't real. With that now denied to him and Lucasfilm breaching their contract they were left with little option but to pay off Trevorrow.
Its the political message the movie has that made me to cancel my visit. "the force is female" was already awkward but the "all rich people are evil" and the obviously racist view that the good people are all divers but the evil people are all white and mostly male made me think. I also remember a critic talking about how easy it is to see antisemitic undertones in the characters on the casino planet. I find it kind of sad that a franchise like SW is abused like that.
Never have I ever been more glad to be a Star Trek fan.
TurboCMinusMinus Tarantino is being involved with the next film. I would watch anything by Tarantino dude. Tarantino is the exact opposite of SJW politics, it's perfect
The new Star Trek: Discovery show is rubbish too.
That's not saying much bruh, unless your talking about TOS or TNG
Disco's issue for me is that it's (Mostly) About Burnham ; and Burnham is neither likeable or interesting and fact she's so bland she's barely worth hating either, I don't mind Stamets at all - his odd ball performances keep you guessing which version of him he will be next, Saru is Fine - nothing spectacular but he has potential.
I'm waiting to see what they do with Ash & Burnham and how they handle that whole situation before I say yeah 'that sucked'.
It's certainly a weak show - but it's weak in a kinda Meh way (Like Space Above and Beyond say) I don't hate it as such - I just think it needs a substantial change in tone in the second season - such as moving to a ensemble cast model and give the bridge crew something to do - if they need to they may want to kill off Burnham - The idea of her replacing Lorca at this point is clearly ridiculous. So we have no confirmation of Lorca even being in season 2 at all (or anyone else for that matter that i've seen).
I'll watch it until it ends and then I will decide if it was bland but harmless or - an irritating smelly mess - so little actually happens in the show that it's actually hard to tell.
As for the SJW thing - it's no where near as bad as Doctor Who (trust me)
Little Fav Star Trek has already ruined with STD mate. The Orville is the best alternative we've got ... thankfully ...