The more I watch this stuff, the less embarrassed I feel about some of the stupid things I've done in my life. Plus I get easy laughs and entertainment. It's a win win.
18:47 >bro on his phone >doesn't notice the slackline in front of him >woman is walking on said slackline *in heels* which is very impressive >dude walks into slackline, falling over and knocking over the woman >blames it on the woman
Bro I would be so pissed if I was her, I’d just straight up show him the video and laugh in his face, bro couldn’t take his eyes off his phone for 2 seconds to watch where he is going
i was fixing to say this, i was like, dude, she was there, you were the one paying more attention to your phone than a damn tight rope that was already set up
No joke, 6:40 is a great way to drown. You have no idea how powerful water is. You put all your effort into swimming, run out of energy, struggle to stay above water, and then sink and never resurface. Edit - just to hammer the point home, don’t do that, seriously, don’t.
FailArmy doesn't care. Most of these clips are incredibly dangerous lol. The rock climber who falls, the 2 parachuting ones, some of the skating ones could all have ended up as fatal accidents but that's why FailArmy posts them and reuses the clips. They think someone almost dying is funny.
@@Heroo01 They are maybe worthless, but play a role in the sorting of the comments if you sort them by relevance or whatever that filter is called in English.
@@Lampe2020 not really, youtube basically just randomizes it. it just means that youll see the biggest comments within a few pages of scrolling. still, that means it's worthless. if people see the bot's comment, they get the same amount of info as if they'd seen the real one. it literally doesn't matter
@@Heroo01 Why do I want to disagree with you? It's because I've done it before, and to people, not bots. Also, it's not worthless, to give a like on a comment. I've seen people react once they get enough likes. If *you* think it's worthless, then I suggest *you* read comments sections after you're done watching videos.
16:50 Thoughts in the dude's head at this moment: "There is no ignorance - there is knowledge. There is no passion - there is serenity. There is no chaos - there is harmony. There is no death - there is the Great Force."😅
Skaters, cyclists, sledders continue getting rekt but they never learn lol. Just use the thing normally and youll have fun, exercise and not break teeth/get brain damage.
1:36 The good news is that no tragedies occurred. The Fail Army communique is that there was, in fact, a failure. I believe they were supposed to synchronize the opening of their chutes.
@ around the 28:40 mark.... I got so stressed out for that poor dog. Those people were fucking that up so badly it looked like they were waterboarding the dog.
5:39 I can't wait until women realize how empowering and confident no clothes makes you feel over the skin tight, almost painted on looking ones they wear now is. I understand that before the skin tight leggins that are actually sewn so as to go up your ass crack and give a perfect outline of your ass, women were oppressively forced to skateboard and do other athletic activities in jeans, or shorts, or sweatpants,and shirts. Then finally someone who respected women and didn't see them as an object invented clothing that appears like your skin is painted and not actually covered with clothing and women could feel more confident and empowered and preform better. I just can't wait for the day when they realize it is even more performance enhancing and empowering and confidence boosting to wear nothing at all. I mean, if the skin tight clothes help women preform better at the gym and other athletic activities and they are only, "wearing it for themselves" then imagine how being naked would amplify that even further. You would be unstoppable. You go strong women and show the world you don't have to be confined by their objectifying confidence and performance destroying jeans, or sweat pants, or t shirts like men wear during these activities, you can be your best naked selves..
he was too pumped by the time he fell, he may have chosen the wrong size nut or rushed placing that piece in the rock. trad fails aren't funny especially when he didn't necessarily do anything obviously wrong
Which clips get the gold, silver, and bronze?
1 3:46
2 3:41
3 3:51
Out of all inventions, the skateboard must have hurt the most humans 😂
...some of these are actually concerning like major injuries dude...
😊❤😊❤😊
😊
The more I watch this stuff, the less embarrassed I feel about some of the stupid things I've done in my life. Plus I get easy laughs and entertainment. It's a win win.
😊😊
The way the girl turned at her father was like she was in a movie scene 😂
These falls and mistakes are proof that it’s not always easy. Thanks to the athletes for giving us these funny moments!"
I love you so much! I recently just found your kislux and i’m in love!! Your videos are so fun and you energy is just MWAH! keep living your life
0:55 the whole gym felt that one
The fact that everyone in the room went "AHH-OOOHH!" gives me life. 🤣
Littt asfff!!!🔥🔥
Oof, that bowling ball to the face 😬
Something definitively broke 🫣
Probably a factory reset for dude..
Love it
Great video, well done in every way 🤩
Dude punching the punching machine itself omfg , that's a broken hand easily.
you’re literally my comfort person i love you kislux !
18:47 >bro on his phone
>doesn't notice the slackline in front of him
>woman is walking on said slackline *in heels* which is very impressive
>dude walks into slackline, falling over and knocking over the woman
>blames it on the woman
Bro I would be so pissed if I was her, I’d just straight up show him the video and laugh in his face, bro couldn’t take his eyes off his phone for 2 seconds to watch where he is going
pretty sure that's a skit 😆
@@defeatSpace even if it is, that would still be annoying either way, I’m just saying it would be infuriating
You powers of observation are prodigious.
@@defeatSpace People are big enough assholes in real life that's it's plausible it's real. I hope it's just a skit.
16:49 dude acts like it’s her fault..
i was fixing to say this, i was like, dude, she was there, you were the one paying more attention to your phone than a damn tight rope that was already set up
That's what they do, isn't it????
@@1jidion You don't comment on the same clip.
No Ball in the House! At least that's what my mom always said. 😎
@@thegreencat9947 a few donuts short of a dozen
nice video 🤗🥰😄
They should be sent to the Olympics
no the " Ohh-limp-iks"
So the real athletes can have a laugh
The Paralympics
Yes because they won't have the skill for it
6:19 this guy clearly has the vision set. 😂
@3:08 that "meep" was everything
favorite part!
1:37 I could've sworn FailArmy was about to show me someone getting splatted out and then be like "No One was Harmed"
would've been a shame, since they're in my native city
They settled for: OMG are you OK?
I don't even see what was a fail about that clip.
Seems like a complete success to me.
@@Tjalve70 I guess he opened his parachute too late so it's a "fail"?
@@Sithhy The Fail was that if you zoomed in, you could probably see the brown stain on his pants...
Love from Bihar INDIA 🇮🇳❤
I love this channel.❤
Oh come on, 4:32 was really funny😂😂😂😂
2:13 the clumsiest thing I've ever seen.
"Are you ok, honey?"😂😂😂
She got publicly EMBARRASSED 😂😂😂
best part was the 'Fauk Off' that Hannah said to her mom as she ran away
It would be cool if she ended up winning that race. 🙂
@@tamehamehaprints3604 nah she said that to some dude in the background that said run 🤣
🤣😂😂😂😂
Best compilation, and i verry like this videos! 😂👌
0:56 Woof! Not only did the pole vaulter clear the bar he also… “sticked the landing”!
good to see you have a sense of humor and not a giant stick up your butt
@@beto-zc3ui👏
I'm looking at all the people in the background...so many reactions lol
He got EMBARRASSED 😂😂😂
Happy 😊
😊
I love the guy who walked into the slack line and then yelled at the woman because he wasn't paying attention to where he was going. Classic.
But not real.
7:44 The sound he made!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
25:38 This was actually really impressive. Such a shame he didn't stick the landing.
I was thinking the exact same thing. Even without sticking the landing that was just impressive stuff.
It would've been hard to stick that landing with the speed he was going. (Speaking from no personal experience, LOL.) 🙂
If that last move had worked, it would have been a masterpiece. 😎😎
🤣😂😂😂
*these videos are really interesting and funny, thanks for sharing😊*
Glad you think so!
2:13
"Are you ok, honey?"😂😂😂
Alternate title: That's gonna leave a mark.
At least a category 😅
You never fail to deliver hilarious content.
Hell has officially frozen over. FailArmy got new content!!!!
*This is a good video, It very funny to make me laugh* 🤣🤣
Everyone were harmed 😂🎉
*was
I would have been incapacitated. 😁
12:55 is pure gold. classic, but gold.
No joke, 6:40 is a great way to drown. You have no idea how powerful water is. You put all your effort into swimming, run out of energy, struggle to stay above water, and then sink and never resurface.
Edit - just to hammer the point home, don’t do that, seriously, don’t.
I totally agree with you. I felt like I was dying watching it. And I live along the Susquehanna River so I can understand how crazy that can get
FailArmy doesn't care. Most of these clips are incredibly dangerous lol. The rock climber who falls, the 2 parachuting ones, some of the skating ones could all have ended up as fatal accidents but that's why FailArmy posts them and reuses the clips. They think someone almost dying is funny.
That would have made it more hilarious
None of these are funny😮 more startling than anything else
Honestly, I think the fact he was ABLE to swim to the ladder is pretty impressive.
This is the best thing I've seen all day! 😂💯
1:27 That guy's laugh hit the limiter.
I don’t miss a day a week kislux This show..
Unbelievable that there are such funny moments! 😂"
0:23 bro got instant karma😂😂😂
0:30 Look at how bent that front tire rim is. WOW!
4:19 That golf shot was AWESOME. I was hoping it would drop in.
Are these people trying to suffer traumatic brain injury? Maybe they're so stupid already it won't make a difference.
This was hilarious😁😁😁😁
It mystifies me how we, as a species, survived the ice age bottleneck.
Because they didn't have Tik Tok.
Which species?
@@declamatory We, obviously.
They didn't do stupid shit like this
Strength in numbers
This video is of excellent quality!
2:26 so that's the sound you make when you think you're about to die
You've been copied by one of those butt-PFP-bots. I searched for your comment to give you and not the bot the thumbs-up.
@@Lampe2020 why would it matter bro, likes are worthless
@@Heroo01
They are maybe worthless, but play a role in the sorting of the comments if you sort them by relevance or whatever that filter is called in English.
@@Lampe2020 not really, youtube basically just randomizes it. it just means that youll see the biggest comments within a few pages of scrolling.
still, that means it's worthless. if people see the bot's comment, they get the same amount of info as if they'd seen the real one. it literally doesn't matter
@@Heroo01 Why do I want to disagree with you? It's because I've done it before, and to people, not bots. Also, it's not worthless, to give a like on a comment.
I've seen people react once they get enough likes. If *you* think it's worthless, then I suggest *you* read comments sections after you're done watching videos.
Thanks for the incredible video! It was a joy to watch.
Thank you too!
Holy shit. The comedic timing on that hammer at 15:35 is better than 75% of standup comics working today.
Get the fish 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The most important thing.
7:20 All this dude did was invent a neat way to break his own neck! 😂😂😂😂😂
I just can't get over how stupid that was!! 😂😂😂
That got off guard almost made me trip downstairs
This was a joy to watch! Maybe include more diverse settings next time.
So that's the noise you make when you think you're about to meet your maker? Sounds like a cat getting startled by a cucumber! 2:26
0:19🤣🤣🤣
0:22😂😂😂
0:28😂😂😂
2:26😱😱😱
Honestly, getting a 1 on that punching machine is more impressive than a 999
3:25 "Well, get the fish"
Yes, at least they got the fish. 😊😊
2:30 We'd be throwing hands after that
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well done!
this was a THOROUGHLY entertaining set, better than usual
0:55 I love how he stiffens up *mid-air* then immediately limps falling down.
Gold Medal for Most Idiotic?
Trying to break a 2x4 with your elbow. Twice!
Also the guy trying to get to the golfball on the ice who keeps ignoring his friend's (correct) advice. 😂
How did bro miss😂💀 3:33
0:53 Medic afterwards; "We've never had to remove one of those before!"
He got EMBARRASSED 😂😂😂
I LIKE VIDEOS
15:14 nearly breakes arm and still goes in for the second shot hahahahaha
16:53 the Dad’s like “really?! Really?! “Lol. 😆
2:33 Damn! You hit Tim Cook right in his Apples!
That one looked painful lol
16:50 Thoughts in the dude's head at this moment:
"There is no ignorance - there is knowledge. There is no passion - there is serenity.
There is no chaos - there is harmony.
There is no death - there is the Great Force."😅
2:00 SCOTT STERLING!
First clip and I already laughed 😅
Me too
Same bro
lol me too
same
@@failarmy NO WAY YOU REPLIED OMG
24:22 장대 떨리는거 개웃기넼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
😂😂😂oh no😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😅😅😅number 3 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Skaters, cyclists, sledders continue getting rekt but they never learn lol. Just use the thing normally and youll have fun, exercise and not break teeth/get brain damage.
6:33 AY YO? 😰
7:16 bro forgot to deploy his glider 💀
9:05 😶
0:44 He didn't take out the lights. That's a big improvement over the typical fail!
26:15 The poor girl was very good, but her hair got caught in her roller skates.😔😔
1:36 The good news is that no tragedies occurred. The Fail Army communique is that there was, in fact, a failure. I believe they were supposed to synchronize the opening of their chutes.
I mean Id be surprised if the guy didnt break his leg or something when he fell. That was going to be a very bad one.
It would have been more hilarious if the chute failed to open
Thank you for the awesome video! It was truly captivating.
2:13 still trying to work out what happened?
Same, I watched it like 20 times and still can't understand it. Incomprehensible levels of uncoordination I guess. Maybe he shot her lol
@@jeremy5939 ha ha ha....right in the foot.
Some people just weren't made to deal with gravity.
No.
Very nice 🎉
4:30
That's like one available ball short of a 'Charlie Brown Kick'.
The dad's death stare when his daughter hit the ball through the garage window 😆
I bet Hannah still hasn’t recovered from that emotional trauma
She got publicly EMBARRASSED 😂😂😂
Do we know if she's reached the finish line yet ?
@@Smartychase Smarty pants!! LOL!
This is what therapy/counseling is for. ;-)
thanks for all the great content
@ around the 28:40 mark.... I got so stressed out for that poor dog.
Those people were fucking that up so badly it looked like they were waterboarding the dog.
2:14 Hannah wasn't ready or set 😂
6:22 Failarmy showing some of the most stupid, dangerous, possibly life threatening stuff but a beer? Nah we gotta blur that
2:14 typical Hannah
so fun watching these clips, makes my day every time.
5:39 I can't wait until women realize how empowering and confident no clothes makes you feel over the skin tight, almost painted on looking ones they wear now is. I understand that before the skin tight leggins that are actually sewn so as to go up your ass crack and give a perfect outline of your ass, women were oppressively forced to skateboard and do other athletic activities in jeans, or shorts, or sweatpants,and shirts. Then finally someone who respected women and didn't see them as an object invented clothing that appears like your skin is painted and not actually covered with clothing and women could feel more confident and empowered and preform better. I just can't wait for the day when they realize it is even more performance enhancing and empowering and confidence boosting to wear nothing at all. I mean, if the skin tight clothes help women preform better at the gym and other athletic activities and they are only, "wearing it for themselves" then imagine how being naked would amplify that even further. You would be unstoppable. You go strong women and show the world you don't have to be confined by their objectifying confidence and performance destroying jeans, or sweat pants, or t shirts like men wear during these activities, you can be your best naked selves..
9:14- 9:26 😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
25:39-25:46 This was actually pretty good until the end
That rock climber one wasn't funny, that dude was legit inches from death.
You could hear it in his voice after his first safety failed too.
he was too pumped by the time he fell, he may have chosen the wrong size nut or rushed placing that piece in the rock. trad fails aren't funny especially when he didn't necessarily do anything obviously wrong
I've read about guys whose anchors all zipped out and it is frightening.
At least the belay guy didn't get pulled off.
This is hilarious! I can't stop laughing! 😂
Slackline in heels, that's some final boss shit 💀
FailArmy deserves way more subs like 300M
The common denominator in most of these videos? There is always someone laughing at them or with them 😁😁 Good fun 👍
5:45 she had one job 😂
Great video🤣💯👍
2:14 foi dada a largada pro concurso... 😂😂😂 Alô Focus.
14:05 waiting for FailArmy to put a "nobody was harmed" disclaimer on that 😂 good luck!
8:13 the way this dude immediately blamed the lady for his lack of attention towards his surroundings.
Tal parece que a toda ésta gente se le olvidó que hay "fuerza de gravedad". 😅
Saludos y buen video! 🇲🇽👍