It's a Modern lock, designed in Germany^^ we build Limousines that go over 260km/h and it's still whisper quiet inside the car. We are not good when it comes to World Wars but nobody can compete with our engineering skill. My granny had her AEG washing machine for over 25 years. If you buy one from China it'll last 2 years lol
@@psilovecybin5940 sadly lots of German engineering isn’t as good quality nowadays. German engineering used to guarantee it was high quality but unfortunately now that’s not the case
ERFGT DSFSDF, it’s not possible to pick this type of lock without a purpose-built tool. Although he designed this tool, he doesn’t make money from it. I think he’s just proud of his accomplishment.
@@erfgtdsfsdf6993 disc locks cant be picked ordinary tools, you need a pick exclusively for them because of how the locking mechanism works, theres no pin to push, you need to rotate individual discs in an incredibly sensitive manner, that's why he uses that tool he made. The two arms of the device are to tension and rotate, so when the discs are all in place it turns easily, and the shaft makes it easy to slide between and rotate each disc without compromising the tension at all, its honestly an incredibly ingenious design.
@@erfgtdsfsdf6993 He's not selling it, mate, its literally a custom tool that him and Bosnianbill made to pick rotating discs. The only way to know that he's "selling" these tools are from his other video about a different company selling a copy of the tool, and he doesnt even get money from the sales either.
Yeah and also where this lock is supposed to be would make it pretty hard to pick because the picking location/position would be extremely awkward even with the correct tool/skills, LPL has always the best position to pick locks, the real position in real situation would make it much harder for sure.
"I doubt very much this would be picked on the street". Sounds practically like an acknowledgement from LPL that a company made a lock difficult to pick and maybe worth buying!
Craig W: please do a real world test. Get hold of a bike, preferably on the road, attach this lock and see how you get on. Would love to see this happen. Great channel btw.
@@stitchfinger7678 Well that is true for if there's many realtievely equivalent choices for a thief, like a filled rack with bicycles. But your motorcycle might be the most valuable thing on the sidewalk, so a little bit more than slightly better than the next is in order.
I have one of those - there are two minor flaws : I find them tricky to handle with gloves and without you always end up with brake dust / dirt on your hands. 2 : the case of the cord running to the handle bar (the lemon yellow rubber ring) is plastic and very fragile. You drop the lock on the floor and the case can open, releasing the spring and the cord : good luck getting everything back together. It doesn't impact the actual lock system.
Me: "Gonna lock up my bike so I can grab a coffee really quick" What I hear outside the coffee shop: "...pick Bosnian Bill and I made" Me: *extreme panic*
It’s almost impossible to break in to Area 51 because you would most likely get shot by a security guard when you step into the property. Even if you somehow get in to Area 51 your going to see more guards. I would suggest bringing bodybag cases and a gun with a suppressor
@@DerH0ns taking tape around is not so hard, though. Sure, the thief would need to know that tape works in this case in advance, but I'm pretty sure there are other good reasons to carry tape around, so it's not too much of a stretch to say someone might be carrying it
Love this channel, and how a product can fail at the one thing its supposed to do and still get a recommendation from the guy that showed the flaw. Says a lot about the state of security available to consumers.
A disc detainer lock that took more than 1 min for LPL to pick (using "The pick that Bosnian Bill & I made"), I am sure that the people at Abus are celebrating now... :-)
I've had the older version (static cable to handlebar rather than retractable) of this lock for several years now and have always though it was very well designed. I'm glad to see that it provided a challenge for you to open.
'Beyond my skill level' was what he said about a few of the high security padlocks a year or two ago. But he's definitely moving up the ladder of tough locks.
Took more than 10 seconds for him to pick. There is no point in getting a more expensive lock. They will load it on a truck or use some other method of taking your bike and the lock.
When a lock reaches 30 seconds it's pretty much safe to use. When a lock reaches a whopping 107 seconds, it's fit for the federal reserve. Edit: thanks so much for the 1.9K likes I didn't expect that!
I would call this 125 secs, including the jiggly thing he did before picking. Definitely looks safe. Edit: I missed the part he taped the lock. Translates to minutes for a bike stealer. He will try to pick, fail, think about using something to fix the lock... Better leave that bike.
If you’re on the fence on this because of price I highly recommend this for an underseat every day use type lock. It’s incredibly easy to use (only takes 7 seconds to put on and take off) and feels very high quality. It’s survived numerous drops onto hard concrete with no impact to performance.
He just talked too much. The actual picking took a puny 125 secs, not including taping the lock. Can only secure something as unimportant as a central bank main safe. Edit: I probably couldn't find the correct expression. I said "not as important as" but the correct one is "as unimportant as" IMO.
I enjoy seeing videos with better (harder to defeat) locks. I know they aren’t recommendations from you but if faced with buying a lock it helps to know witch ones are better
I think I've had more than the recommended amount of internet. Haven't hardly started the video, and already my mind gutterballed at the sight of the thumbnail.
any time you see LPL bring out the real gear (his special tool) you know its already a quality lock. Then his endorsement of "this requires a fair bit of a skill, and I very much doubt it would be picked on the street" might as well be a national seal of approval
Doesn't stop them from grinding through the disc itself though, which they certainly do if they are stealing for a chop shop. Still worth having one :)
@M D please don't use a grinder in one hand and some tiny lock in the other hand. That's a disaster in the making. You only need to slip and your grinder cuts into your hand instead into the lock. If they catch someone stealing something this way they should lock them up twice. Once for stealing and once for working criminally dangerous.
Here I was last week organising the purchase of my new motorcycle, and this came up in my suggested videos. Guess who now has a new disc lock coming in the mail
@@JohnDoe-zh6cp Bosnian Bill and LPL made that pick together. Harry (LPL) has always called it "The Pick That Bosnian Bill and I Made." It's a meme because we commentators have no life.
Totally agree. Wait a minute, isn't it illegal for non-professional to wear lock-picking tools in public ? Depends of what could be considered a tool though, but one could say it's a cosmetic enhancement Ahh if only we had a lawyer to know for sure...
I have this lock. Been using it for 7 years, on a bike that sits outside under a cover and gets a ton of rain. No issue, ever. Spray it once a year, never clean it. The rubber bumper is a bit loose, but doesn't really matter. Best lock I've owned, ever.
@@Yvolve I'm in the exact same situation. Bike sitting outside under a cover with no shelter, unfortunately. However, I'm still quite new at this and worry that the bike would actually be damaged by the rain and humidity (under the cover). Do you have advice / recommendation / feedback? Thanks :)
@@tsubarider13 If you have a good cover, that is soft on the inside, it won't hurt the paint. Unless you're somewhere where corrosion is an issue, it should be fine. Many people I know park it under a cover and I live in a fairly cold but humid climate. Bikes are built to take a beating, I've parked mine on the top of the dune when I worked at the beach for months. I live about 20 minutes away and no issue with rust. They're like cars, which can take sitting in the rain for years. If you're unsure, get a cover with a vent at the top, but it shouldn't be an issue unless you've got a lot of bare metal showing, or it gets super wet under the cover. The main thing is to get a black cover and lock your rear tire to a solid object. The rear is harder to remove than the front. Thieves have to cut the chain to take it, which takes planning or time. Along with a good disc lock on the front, you'll stop the thief looking for an opportunity. If someone has planned to specifically steal your bike, there's not much you can do. I've seen them stolen from locked, CCTV garages in busy areas. My friend had her Audi A3 RS steering wheel stolen three times in six months. Theft on order is a thing unfortunately.
@@Yvolve omg that's an awesome reply! Thank you! I was mainly adking for the rain. It's sitting on a sidewalk so no rain pools under it but I was worried about moisture.
yes, a dedicated professional performing his skilled labor induces a strong sensation of ASMR to me. I was thinking about downloading all of LPL's videos and cutting out just the picking parts to make a compilation, but it was deemed to be too much work (approx 4000 minutes of videos on his channel to edit).
I saw this video in my rec list and i immediately had to go to the comments to see just how many 'flared base' type comments there were. Yall did not disappoint.
For reals. First time I've seen him say true gate so many times. He makes it look easy, but normal people would struggle with it, even if they had that special tool of his.
I don’t know if a bike thief would carry a roll of tape with them unless it was a targeted attack. I don’t usually have tape with me when I’m out for a walk, coming home from work or in a hurry to get somewhere but maybe you guys do and I’m just out of the loop. Or I just don’t know the circumstances of bike theft well enough. I think it’s still a pretty good design feature on an already good lock.
Toby B. Nook thieves generally (smart ones) would carry tape around- makes it easier to get into windows. Which reminds me of something I would tell prospective clients when I worked at a Locksmith- they’d be calling to organise someone to give them a quote for a high end security system. More than happy to spend $10k plus on this robust system. And I’d ask “so, do you have single glazed or double glazed windows?” Them: just single, normal windows, why? Me- you might want to fix that first. I can send around my boys to install the best security system money can buy, but it’s not much use if all you need to get in is to break a window with a rock. I had that conversation a few times. Also, having to tell people that if a thief is determined enough, they will eventually get in. Big locks and cameras and other security stuff works more as a deterrent than anything else. Funnily enough, my honesty didn’t lose us any sales (especially after I pointed out that it’s easier to lock a safe than a house, and we sold safes). I just couldn’t justify letting some poor old man (figuratively) spend possibly ten thousand or more on a security system that is so easy to get around. And if I sent a Locksmith out, he would have told the client the same thing I did.
@@katherinemorelle7115 also, a high end security system can attract higher tier thieves, simply because a high end system generally implies there is something worth the security inside.
The rotating parts also make brute force twisting attacks impossible. If you grip it with a pipe wrench it just spins without stressing the main parts.
![[552] "Pickproof" Dual Cylinder Disc Brake Lock Picked](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Dd-ZIIcgzPI/mqdefault.jpg)
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LPL: "Hmm"
Abus engineers: *bathing in champagne*
erlandodk 🤣
*beer 🇩🇪
This, when I heard him say hmm, I was like "oh shit, this a tough lock"
erlandodk I laughed with tears at your comment, thanks for making my day😆
Laughed loud as hell at this one, thank you
It also doubles as a
Me: a buttplug
LPL: A chainlock
Me: yes a chainlock
@@deividasnavickas That's just asking for trouble.
i legit thought this was either a buttplug or a beyblade
So.. a buttlock?
@@idk-zy9ig let it rip!
WHAT
*screams*
@@averagephlogfan6475 i laughed my ass off reading that!
When LPL busts out his custom made picking tool and goes "hmmm" you know your lock is a work of engineering genius.
It's a Modern lock, designed in Germany^^ we build Limousines that go over 260km/h and it's still whisper quiet inside the car. We are not good when it comes to World Wars but nobody can compete with our engineering skill. My granny had her AEG washing machine for over 25 years. If you buy one from China it'll last 2 years lol
@@psilovecybin5940 sadly lots of German engineering isn’t as good quality nowadays. German engineering used to guarantee it was high quality but unfortunately now that’s not the case
@@psilovecybin5940 we were extremely good in WW, but some of the bosses wanted to much ;)
@@KP3droflxp your parents siblings or something?
@@Adam-yv2lz sadly money rules the world and it's way cheaper to produce in China. H&K still makes the most reliable guns in the world. ^^
Me: "I wonder how good this lock is..."
LPL: "Hmm"
*Clicks Buy 48 times*
"Better than most" is basically the gold standard of locks LPL encounters.
"Better than most" - LPL should be some form of international certification for locks.
@S T most likely because of that 'high-end' lockpicking tool he tries to sell. I think he would be faster if he used ordinary tools.
ERFGT DSFSDF, it’s not possible to pick this type of lock without a purpose-built tool. Although he designed this tool, he doesn’t make money from it. I think he’s just proud of his accomplishment.
@@erfgtdsfsdf6993 disc locks cant be picked ordinary tools, you need a pick exclusively for them because of how the locking mechanism works, theres no pin to push, you need to rotate individual discs in an incredibly sensitive manner, that's why he uses that tool he made. The two arms of the device are to tension and rotate, so when the discs are all in place it turns easily, and the shaft makes it easy to slide between and rotate each disc without compromising the tension at all, its honestly an incredibly ingenious design.
@@erfgtdsfsdf6993 He's not selling it, mate, its literally a custom tool that him and Bosnianbill made to pick rotating discs. The only way to know that he's "selling" these tools are from his other video about a different company selling a copy of the tool, and he doesnt even get money from the sales either.
When you hear him say “hmmm...” you know it’s a decent lock.
I scroll down ....I read your comment...I heard the hmm....🤷
@@nithinsimon6074 me to wtf XD
Yep, I caught that too, that's a rare moment indeed :D
youtubuzr and then click on 1
L O C K I N G B U T T P L U G
"Check out some testimonials from satisfied ABUS customers!:
'Hmm...' - Lockpicking Lawyer [TH-cam Personality]"
'Hmm...' - Geralt of Rivia
you misspelled its "satisfied ANUS Customers". yes i know
Wind: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH
Legit all they need to get people to buy it LOL. Just put "Lockpickinglawyer stated "hmm" when trying to open our lock. Very satisfied!"
best comment
"Abus" was obviously a typo, the "B" is right next to the "N" on the keyboard.
Well I'll ne dambed.
X-plus? More like X-plug
@@joetroutt7425 idk if anyone got this but I did
@@changoelchango thank you
Old tybo fucked it up again
Albus should buy a billboard for this lock with just:
"Better than most"
Lookpicking Lawyer
Abus Dumbledore?
@@Matthew.Sweeney Abus Perciva Wufric Brian Dumbedore.
"hummmm" , "better than most", "over 4 min video"
@@julienbo "the pick that Bosnian Bill and I made"
@@deletdis6173 how hard is it to come up with an actual name for your custom pick? haha
LPL: "Better than most [...]"
Abus shares rising by 10%
You arent funny
@@sasa-sz7il *You're not
@@andregon4366 The way he said it works too. Just missing the apostrophe on aren't.
@Andre Gon “You aren’t funny” is a perfectly grammatical sentence.
@@tylerdurden629 I guess punctuation is overrated anyway.
That slight chuckle when he said: "The pick Bosnian Bill and I made." He loves the meme.
Kackpuh there was literally no chuckle in the slightest
@@philidor9657 slight chuckle when he said "bosnian'
I'm sorry, but who is Bosnian Bill.. New here
@@justinthomas1282 They guy who helped LPL make that neat tool he uses for disc locks.
Abus execs: "I'm imagining a butt plug and a hand grenade have a baby..."
Engineers: "Say no more!"
THAT one killed me!
Underated comment
the funny thing is, it is relatively hard to pick, so it works
"Better than most..."
*Abus Granit takes their golden trophy and holds it high*
"Better than most..." print that on the lock said the ABUS manager...
There isn't any trophy
You arent funny
@@wileecoyote5749 but there should be!
There's a reason it's called Granite _Victory_
Huh, a buttplug is more secure than any ordinary bike lock. Who knew.
I'm both glad and amused that I'm not the only one who thought that when I saw the video
Aaaaaaah, r/beatmetoit
"Keep safe your anus during the shower in the jail."
I thought it had "anus" printed on it instead of "abus"
@@ladripper47874 You are not alone ...
See pic
Must click
6 seconds in:
"Oh, it's a motorcycle lock!"
"... totally wasn't thinking anything else"
It's even called the x-plus, that sounds exactly what you would name a butt plug
Everybody's talking about how it looks like a buttplug, but nobody's going to mention the Beyblade ripcord?
LET IT RIPPP
*goes away spinning in butt-axis *
no, we are grown ups.
Who’s we?
@@asdasda286 only "grown ups" would know what beyblade is. It's an old series at this point.
@@KatsuKasuu I still see new Beyblades in the toy aisles at Target and Walmart, so it's surprisingly still a thing.
*Takes LPL almost 2 minutes to pick the lock
*
Abus: ladies and gentlemen, we got him
You arent funny
You are funny
I'm funny
@@mrjoe332 yes you are
@@newuardfkt yes are
I can't believe it actually took him more than two minutes to pick this lock open. This is a masterpiece of a lock.
Yeah and also where this lock is supposed to be would make it pretty hard to pick because the picking location/position would be extremely awkward even with the correct tool/skills, LPL has always the best position to pick locks, the real position in real situation would make it much harder for sure.
Lmao top notch security 🤣
Abus locks in a nutshell tbh, even their cheap locks are fairly serious pieces of kit.
@@souradeepsil4402 Yea, theyre used bscly everywhere and by everyone in the Netherlands, luxury of living close to Germany ^^
What's weird is that in video 999 (Abus Granit X-Plus 540) he doesn't take this long. I'm pretty sure they both have the same core and tricks.
LPL: hmmmm
Me: this must be a pain in the ass to pick
Ah, I get it. Because it looks like a butt plug :D
Shouldn't be if you use enough lube
"Disc detainer lock."
The tool that Bosnian Bill & I made: *I have been summoned!*
"I doubt very much this would be picked on the street". Sounds practically like an acknowledgement from LPL that a company made a lock difficult to pick and maybe worth buying!
Craig W: please do a real world test. Get hold of a bike, preferably on the road, attach this lock and see how you get on. Would love to see this happen. Great channel btw.
Albus locks are just... monstrous, they made suck good pick proof locks.
@@barneyrubble5633 or a length of chain attached to a gate
You dont gotta make it unstoppable, you just gotta make it not worth anyones time lol
@@stitchfinger7678 Well that is true for if there's many realtievely equivalent choices for a thief, like a filled rack with bicycles. But your motorcycle might be the most valuable thing on the sidewalk, so a little bit more than slightly better than the next is in order.
I found this in my girlfriend's night stand, I didn't know she owned a motorcycle.
No, that's from the other guy.
@@kempo_95 oh no
TheHolySwordofLight I would recommend changing your locks, but that won’t even slow him down
No she uses it for _butt_ stuff
@@Jamagaha Slows him down by 10 seconds of picking and 2 minutes of recording
„I very much doubt this will be picked in public“
This is a 10/10 on the LPL scale
I have one of those - there are two minor flaws : I find them tricky to handle with gloves and without you always end up with brake dust / dirt on your hands. 2 : the case of the cord running to the handle bar (the lemon yellow rubber ring) is plastic and very fragile. You drop the lock on the floor and the case can open, releasing the spring and the cord : good luck getting everything back together. It doesn't impact the actual lock system.
Sounds like the cord was a last minute addition
@@mickys8065
Considering how subtle it is yeah probably, hope they make another design that fixes it.
You should make a propper video to criticize this lock, cause ot only gets praises on this one 😂.
good to know
Abus stock about to double when word gets out that LPL made that "hmm" sound 3 times!
I only trust Abus with stuff I really need locked down.
MyMusic Account1
Was going to say, if a video makes it to 5 mins is that a 5/5? Do we have a minute / star system lol
This is going to start the Abus lock shortage of 2020, following the great toilet paper shortage earlier this year.
+Quel Tanis I'm getting an Abus lock to keep safe all the toilet paper I hoarded.
@@markm0000 not all Abus locks are good
"and it also doubles as a..."
Oh god he's going to say it
"chain lock" phew
yoyofargo thought he was gonna visit his ex girlfriend again? Another back door video?
@@martinrc80 Damnit, you beat me by 14 seconds!
@IamMe it looks like a sex toy... That's where the back door comment came in...
@@Phred_Phlintstoner watch his April Fool video, report back here! :)
this would be a supremely uncomfortable plug lmao
Me: "Gonna lock up my bike so I can grab a coffee really quick"
What I hear outside the coffee shop: "...pick Bosnian Bill and I made"
Me: *extreme panic*
Plus with his film style, you wouldn't know who to look for. LPL Goated for that.
I love how he sees it coming now...
"And of course, I'm going to use the pick that Bosnianbill and I made"
Advertisement for this lock
"Hmm"
LockPickingLawyer
4:05 I think that may be a first
Good enough for the street
LPL: Hmm
Me: "Shut up and take my money!"
ANUS did a great job with this granit 69 buttplug vicory lock
I don’t even own a motorcycle & this makes me want this lock.
1. Find a motorcycle with this lock.
2. Pick the lock.
3. Steal the lock.
You can use it with a chain. That will work for way more than just motorcycles.
@@u.v.s.5583 Good luck with step 2
Could use it to secure your bicycle.
No one said you had to lock *your* motorcycle c:
On the cover of this month's lock magazine:
"Hmm.." - LPL
5 stars
Impressive... he had to use 5% of his power to unlock
LPL: "Better than most"
Area 51 security: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN
It’s almost impossible to break in to Area 51 because you would most likely get shot by a security guard when you step into the property. Even if you somehow get in to Area 51 your going to see more guards. I would suggest bringing bodybag cases and a gun with a suppressor
@@KESTRAL23 I'll just bring a tax collector. They seem to work just fine at driving people away
I hate when my Area 51 disc detainer lock gets picked
@@KESTRAL23Joke > You
@@Victoriai-y2m that reminds me of the quote " only two things are certain in life , Death and Tax "
Abus: We've spent 100s of thousands inventing an ingenious lock that spins independently so it can't be picked.
Lock Picking Lawyer : Tape.
Everything is easy when you are in your workshop, out in the field not so much
when somebody tries to drill the core, tape does not help, so it is a true feature against another type of attack!
@@DerH0ns taking tape around is not so hard, though. Sure, the thief would need to know that tape works in this case in advance, but I'm pretty sure there are other good reasons to carry tape around, so it's not too much of a stretch to say someone might be carrying it
@@mischa64 If you was going to drill the core you would already have the body of the item secure. So a simple hand grip would be enough.
@@DerH0ns he literally makes this point in every video buddy
LPL: *makes video longer than two minutes*
Me: Oh shit, here we go.
Love this channel, and how a product can fail at the one thing its supposed to do and still get a recommendation from the guy that showed the flaw. Says a lot about the state of security available to consumers.
A disc detainer lock that took more than 1 min for LPL to pick (using "The pick that Bosnian Bill & I made"), I am sure that the people at Abus are celebrating now... :-)
It would be even better if you couldn't buy that pick commercially. - when they have them in stock...
When Lpl starts saying "Hmmmm" during a pick, that's a bloody good sign.
I wish I knew how to lock pick. I haven’t shat in 5 days.
I've had the older version (static cable to handlebar rather than retractable) of this lock for several years now and have always though it was very well designed. I'm glad to see that it provided a challenge for you to open.
*Abus staff watching with bated breath*
LPL: It's better than most.
*Abus stock immediately quadruples*
*surpasses Tesla stocks*
I know it's a joke, but Abus is not a stock company, but a KG (Kommanditgesellschaft), which is a partnership.
@@TheJan1101 transubstantiationalist?
When Lpl says “Better than most” is the highest grade you’ll get on your lock.
'Beyond my skill level' was what he said about a few of the high security padlocks a year or two ago. But he's definitely moving up the ladder of tough locks.
Took more than 10 seconds for him to pick. There is no point in getting a more expensive lock. They will load it on a truck or use some other method of taking your bike and the lock.
The highest is "This has been in my naughty bucket for 2 years and I wasn't able to open it... and they just released a better one."
@@Mic_Glow which lock is this? could I get a vid link as well?
It takes a key and has a pull start. If your girlfriend has one of these, you might want to think twice, you may not have what it takes to please her.
😂😂. When the buttplug has a gas engine you know you're in the deep end
When a lock reaches 30 seconds it's pretty much safe to use. When a lock reaches a whopping 107 seconds, it's fit for the federal reserve.
Edit: thanks so much for the 1.9K likes I didn't expect that!
I would call this 125 secs, including the jiggly thing he did before picking. Definitely looks safe.
Edit: I missed the part he taped the lock. Translates to minutes for a bike stealer. He will try to pick, fail, think about using something to fix the lock... Better leave that bike.
@@flat-earther don't follow the link, this is a bot
@@flat-earther DO NOT OPEN THE VIDEO
Praveen Kumar why I want to now
Perinne just do rhe link lmao
gotta love that little giggle when he referred to "the pick that BosnianBill and I made".
The bloody thing has reached global meme status.
Heh... Go on Sparrows website and read the description text for it. This pick is, by now, the definition of a Legendary Item :P
@@andersjjensen It costs $1,000,000, apparently.
What is the link to the item?
@@zaxazva www.sparrowslockpicks.com/product_p/disc.htm
@@mirzaahmed6589 they made the cost a million to stop people from forcing it into their cart since they're sold out
Thank you for showing how to pick this. It's been stuck for hours and I was about to go to the ER for help.
Great to hear him say this is a great lock.
Nobody:
LPL: Today I'll be picking a buttplug.
Not far off from a potential Valentine Day's special next year 😂
That is exactly what I thought
edflinkinp it’s his girlfriend
I guess, in medieval times, these were invented for ensuring the princess won't get a secondary defloration.
I really thought it said ANUS
Most credible marketing blurb for a pick resistant lock:
"Near impenetrable! Only known to have been successfully picked by LPL - 'Better than most'"
LPL: Hmm
Everyone: I'll take your entire stock
If you’re on the fence on this because of price I highly recommend this for an underseat every day use type lock. It’s incredibly easy to use (only takes 7 seconds to put on and take off) and feels very high quality. It’s survived numerous drops onto hard concrete with no impact to performance.
"It took nearly 3 minutes for LPL to open our lock" is the best advertisement Abus could ever use
Taking more than 3 minutes for LPL to pick is the legal definition of "unpickable" for locks.
And said he doubts it could be picked in street
ABUS: 180 LPL-SECONDS SECURITY RATING!!
Best lock on the market to prevent that intruder from entering the back door!
He probably got it out of his ex girlfriend's back door on the first of April.
We all know what LPL thinks of back doors!
Any tips of removing this while wearing it? Asking for a friend.
Pull the cord like a bayblade and let it rip
lube
"Number 2, binding again. It's still rubbing a little bit, I'm gonna turn it once more. There we go." 3:48
@@TocoaPuffs Don't you just hate it when your butt plug rubs
Been looking for a good lock for my newly purchased motorcycle. You rock LPL.
The guy at Abus who designed it just earned his yearly bonus 😀
A video nearly five minutes long...that's like a platinum in LPL terms.
He just talked too much. The actual picking took a puny 125 secs, not including taping the lock. Can only secure something as unimportant as a central bank main safe.
Edit: I probably couldn't find the correct expression. I said "not as important as" but the correct one is "as unimportant as" IMO.
Santibag u havent seen other lock he picked havent you
@@Crustee0 santibag was obviously being sarcastic.
The picking doesn't start until @ 02:15
@@Crustee0 I edited my expression. Previous one was not expressing my sarcastic thought.
I enjoy seeing videos with better (harder to defeat) locks. I know they aren’t recommendations from you but if faced with buying a lock it helps to know witch ones are better
I think I've had more than the recommended amount of internet. Haven't hardly started the video, and already my mind gutterballed at the sight of the thumbnail.
4:05 a sound we have never heard from LPL
LPL: "hmm"
Me: Where can I buy this lock?
Here's 300 for you good sir.
www.amazon.com/Abus-Granit-Victory-X-Plus-YELLOW/dp/B00DSGI5CI
@Hell's favorite NPC #69OU812 . exe right now they have it for $120
Still available on Amazon UK
@Hell's favorite NPC #69OU812 . exe Bought mine for 60 odd quid.
This is probably the best endorsement for a lock I've ever seen
any time you see LPL bring out the real gear (his special tool) you know its already a quality lock. Then his endorsement of "this requires a fair bit of a skill, and I very much doubt it would be picked on the street" might as well be a national seal of approval
"I doubt very much that this would be picked on the street." Those words are high praise indeed coming from the LPL.
Well done, Abus, well done!
LPL: "hmm"
*Locks sold out*
Im happy with this video and knowing my lock for my motorcycle is good.
Been using this for the past 3 years, great little lock!
When LPL said "hmmm" at 4:05
That's a gold standard of the locks
"The pick that Bosnian Bill and I made"
*party in the comments*
How you feeling my guy? I heard you were sick
@@Tendies7645 I am fine. It was a set-up to locate traitors in my staff. Thanks for your concern.
@@scottsiaens3456 You didn't miss a beat on that one.
What's the backstory on this meme?
So the Bosnian Bill has the same lock pick tool? Where exactly does he live in Bosnia?
Seems like a solid lock to get myself, thanks LPL! :D
OK I'll leave a commant : MAN HOLY SHIT this is just amazing how you do that. I'm very impressed.
The rotating body also prevents grinder attacks, which are very common in London and other big cities.
Doesn't stop them from grinding through the disc itself though, which they certainly do if they are stealing for a chop shop. Still worth having one :)
They call grinders "cultural enrichment tools"
@M D please don't use a grinder in one hand and some tiny lock in the other hand. That's a disaster in the making. You only need to slip and your grinder cuts into your hand instead into the lock. If they catch someone stealing something this way they should lock them up twice. Once for stealing and once for working criminally dangerous.
@@Matt-yu5ed well worth it. I use it as my disc lock when out and about and as a chain lock when at home.
@M D And that's not a good way to keep both of them
Ah yes, the best defense against criminals: making the lock that doubles as a butt-plug
just bought it for my motorcycle based on your video!!!
Here I was last week organising the purchase of my new motorcycle, and this came up in my suggested videos. Guess who now has a new disc lock coming in the mail
"i very much doubrt that this will be picked on the street" holy quacamole, I know what lock to buy after words like that from LPL
even the crappiest locks most likely aren't picked on the street, everything is destructively compromised if its a bicycle / motorcycle.
@@stevensenlacere1619 looks pretty hard to break the lock to me
@@PixelBoyMiner Just drill or cut down the middle, or buy a new disc.
@@stevensenlacere1619 You're right, nowadays the scrotes just cut the lock off with a battery powered angle grinder.
LPL - “hmm” 4:06
Abus devs: “developingorgasm”
Found something like this on my mom's bed, looks like she took your recommendation to heart!
He didn't even make a subtle professional joke about it.. I'm not crying, you are.
"The pick that B-"
Instant like.
When did he said that?
You arent funny
Can someone explain this Bosnian bill lockpick meme to me?
@@JohnDoe-zh6cp Bosnian Bill and LPL made that pick together. Harry (LPL) has always called it "The Pick That Bosnian Bill and I Made."
It's a meme because we commentators have no life.
His voice was even cracking ever so slightly as he said that
It took him more then 2 minutes and he was using a Tape. Wow, great Job ABUS
Great job picking as always brother and thanks for sharing it with us
Finally thanks for shining the light on a good lock keep them coming gonna go pick it up for my Kawasaki
Can you make a lock that's basically a buttplug with a yo-yo attached?
Abus: Jawoll!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
missed an h there bud
It's a co***ing, not a jojo.
@@birkbuscher6571 it can be spelled like this, too
@@trrruls its been sometime but i think the original spelling was "jawol" so, ...
We should all buy the pick that Bosnian Bill and LPL made and wear it around our neck as a symbol of the holy lock picking brotherhood.
Sadly sold out.
Totally agree.
Wait a minute, isn't it illegal for non-professional to wear lock-picking tools in public ?
Depends of what could be considered a tool though, but one could say it's a cosmetic enhancement
Ahh if only we had a lawyer to know for sure...
@@thisflyingpotato4227 a stick, a lego figure... you name, you got it. :D
@@thisflyingpotato4227 Depends on locality (country by country and even state by state)
@@thisflyingpotato4227 Call it a cross to anyone giving you trouble ;)
I love to see them ‘picked’, great ha ha! Thank you
I really can't understand why this channel should exist!
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Then ya might be a Numby.
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Wait did he finally just recommend a lock, and not ruin a company. That has to be a good lock then.
I have this lock. Been using it for 7 years, on a bike that sits outside under a cover and gets a ton of rain. No issue, ever. Spray it once a year, never clean it. The rubber bumper is a bit loose, but doesn't really matter. Best lock I've owned, ever.
@@Yvolve I'm in the exact same situation. Bike sitting outside under a cover with no shelter, unfortunately. However, I'm still quite new at this and worry that the bike would actually be damaged by the rain and humidity (under the cover). Do you have advice / recommendation / feedback? Thanks :)
@@tsubarider13 If you have a good cover, that is soft on the inside, it won't hurt the paint. Unless you're somewhere where corrosion is an issue, it should be fine. Many people I know park it under a cover and I live in a fairly cold but humid climate.
Bikes are built to take a beating, I've parked mine on the top of the dune when I worked at the beach for months. I live about 20 minutes away and no issue with rust. They're like cars, which can take sitting in the rain for years.
If you're unsure, get a cover with a vent at the top, but it shouldn't be an issue unless you've got a lot of bare metal showing, or it gets super wet under the cover.
The main thing is to get a black cover and lock your rear tire to a solid object. The rear is harder to remove than the front. Thieves have to cut the chain to take it, which takes planning or time. Along with a good disc lock on the front, you'll stop the thief looking for an opportunity. If someone has planned to specifically steal your bike, there's not much you can do. I've seen them stolen from locked, CCTV garages in busy areas. My friend had her Audi A3 RS steering wheel stolen three times in six months. Theft on order is a thing unfortunately.
@@Yvolve omg that's an awesome reply! Thank you!
I was mainly adking for the rain. It's sitting on a sidewalk so no rain pools under it but I was worried about moisture.
@@tsubarider13 You're welcome! Enjoy your bike and ride safe!
He totally sounds like a dentist checking all your teeth when he's picking
now, the term "lockjaw" makes sense **shiver**
We got a click in 1, a little resistance in 2, 3 may be already set
yes, a dedicated professional performing his skilled labor induces a strong sensation of ASMR to me. I was thinking about downloading all of LPL's videos and cutting out just the picking parts to make a compilation, but it was deemed to be too much work (approx 4000 minutes of videos on his channel to edit).
I don't want my teeth to make nice little clicks...
@@rayakoth 4 is binding, you need a filling
An advanced lock that also needs specialized tools with a nearly 5-minute video. It really is a good lock!
I saw this video in my rec list and i immediately had to go to the comments to see just how many 'flared base' type comments there were. Yall did not disappoint.
"My bike lock brings all the LPLs to the yard. They say: it's better than most. Damn right, it's better than most."
I'd teach you but I'd have to charge.
@@sfmc98 I’ll pick you, but Id have to charge*
It looked like he had to actually TRY there for a moment. I start experiencing anxiety if the locks not opened in the first 30 secs. or so.
There are locks that even he cannot open
@@bogingathedolphinking2802 Prove it
For reals. First time I've seen him say true gate so many times. He makes it look easy, but normal people would struggle with it, even if they had that special tool of his.
@@texchu8331 That special tool is the only way you can open that type of lock. Most thieves just ignore disk detainer locks or grab an angle grinder.
I don’t pick locks, I clicked on this to read the comments! Didn’t disappoint 👀
I feel much better when you teach thieves how to be better!
A lock he liked. Wow the makers must have had a celebration when he didn't call it terrible or accuse it of an unforgivable flaw
Its like when NASA lands a spacecraft
1:40 Hey that’s pretty smart, each part rotates to make tensioning the lock harder!
1:50 *LPL pulls out tape* never mind
I don’t know if a bike thief would carry a roll of tape with them unless it was a targeted attack. I don’t usually have tape with me when I’m out for a walk, coming home from work or in a hurry to get somewhere but maybe you guys do and I’m just out of the loop. Or I just don’t know the circumstances of bike theft well enough. I think it’s still a pretty good design feature on an already good lock.
Toby B. Nook thieves generally (smart ones) would carry tape around- makes it easier to get into windows.
Which reminds me of something I would tell prospective clients when I worked at a Locksmith- they’d be calling to organise someone to give them a quote for a high end security system. More than happy to spend $10k plus on this robust system.
And I’d ask “so, do you have single glazed or double glazed windows?”
Them: just single, normal windows, why?
Me- you might want to fix that first. I can send around my boys to install the best security system money can buy, but it’s not much use if all you need to get in is to break a window with a rock.
I had that conversation a few times. Also, having to tell people that if a thief is determined enough, they will eventually get in. Big locks and cameras and other security stuff works more as a deterrent than anything else. Funnily enough, my honesty didn’t lose us any sales (especially after I pointed out that it’s easier to lock a safe than a house, and we sold safes). I just couldn’t justify letting some poor old man (figuratively) spend possibly ten thousand or more on a security system that is so easy to get around. And if I sent a Locksmith out, he would have told the client the same thing I did.
@@katherinemorelle7115 also, a high end security system can attract higher tier thieves, simply because a high end system generally implies there is something worth the security inside.
The rotating parts also make brute force twisting attacks impossible.
If you grip it with a pipe wrench it just spins without stressing the main parts.
Thank u for what ya do sir.
LockPickingLawyer is the Bob Ross of locks...
Instant chill when hearing his voice
At this point LPL has said "Bosnianbill" more times than the word "lock" on this channel
Someone needs to edit those all together into a BosnianBill remix!
Ok boomer
To be fair he does say LOCK picking lawyer at the start of each video.
I really don’t want to fact check.
@@SpoilerAlert__ i love how people say "Ok boomer", especially without any context. It's cute. Like watching a trained monkey copy someone. :)