What a disgusting player, I hope they cried That's why I have emotes turned off, I'm not looking to have some idiot netdecker harass me for trying to play a game
@Daniel Astorga Got a buncha likes from butthurts fangirlz. SOooOOOo heres the thing. You wear a jersey with the champs, thats supporting the team... aint no names on the sleeves. Just bad players pretending theyre something they aint. Good.
53:45 It wouldn't have won you the game against the Shark Typhoon, but you could have sacrificed the Wolfwillow Haven that was on the stolen land instead of the one you just played.
How do you freak'n do it? Every day! You have leveled-up af over the last few months, my friend. Your content sparkles. Even loving the new podcast! Every day I get on Arena and suck and get frustrated, but your content reminds me there's still so much fun there when you look for it. I'm not even jealous because you remain grateful and are clearly capable of even more sensible growth. The effort you put into your array of content shows and it is always very thoughtful. That final game was so good. There are too many good Arena TH-camrs to take it all in-but I wouldn't dare miss your content! **chef's kiss**
I was cheering and laughing that whole game vs mono red. I'm a control player at heart and just seeing that prime example of impatience and 0 thought get so salty made me laugh. I love this!
The amount of enjoyment you got from this deck... you really are evil lmao! On a side note, I will be playing this deck myself later on today :D Edit: Yep, I queued into 6 aggro decks in a row. 0 Lukka decks. You don't beat those decks with this deck. Sometimes I hate MtG. Edit 2: 1-8 so far. Just got my first win by beating a Gyruda deck. I had 2 HP left and I finally stabilized and cut off his ability to cast anything. It was a 20 minute game and then he conceded when I got him down to 1 Island. Worth the 8 losses.
You made this deck look so good! Trying it out with 2x Robber of the Rich in place of a missing Casualties and Cindervines in my collection. Thanks for the video and deck!
This video here is why I love your channel. The most fun I've ever had too just watching. Great video, great deck, great commenting Just Greatness Thank you!
I have a similarly obnoxious deck with Fires of Invention and Repeated Reverberation. Triple Casualties of War is absolutely brutal on turn 6 and basically lets you cripple their ability to threaten you. Instead of running Once and Future, I run Deliver Unto Evil--in exchange for only getting 2/4 of the cards you select, it costs less and puts both into your hand instead of taking up your next draw.
I’ve never commented on one of your videos but I have to speak out here... I’m worried about you. The sadistic glee that came over you picking on that poor, innocent, fires of invention player who never did anything broken to anyone ever... it was scary to watch. Seriously man, I only watch deck techs and breakdowns never game play but I was glued to my phone watching this. Perfection sir, this was the literal perfect answer to the current meta game in strategy and in spirit. I frickin love this video. Well done sir. Well done.
I just realized how much i miss Molten Rain and Sowing Salt. Back when they were in T2 it was one of the few ways to defeat urzatron style decks, plus a chrome mox to play before curve... Had people scoop after turn 2 rain turn 3 salt.
Oh god this is the most hilarious deck I've seen you play yet. This is also the most evil. "Is our opponent having fun?" Opponent: Under arrest for homicide, says someone took his land so he went on killing spree. Under diagnosis for insanity, because he just lived in his mom's house and played games. Didn't own a home or any other land.
Him - "What a hateful player destroying my paradise druids" Also him - "It's always a wonderful time torturing decks you hate" Also also him - "Relish the destruction of your opponent. Relish their pain"
>Calls it "The agent killer". >Land destruction spells are nowhere to be found the ONE game against an agent. Besides that one game, it was flawless, if you can stop the mono red mages that's a win in my book.
hahaha, cool deck! btw "der general bergfrühling" is an all purpose cleaner brand (der general) with the smell of spring in the mountains (bergfrühling)
I don't know about other languages but in French when "good game" also means "well played", so you're seeing your opponent saying good game but he might just have said "well played" with no intentions of conceiving whatsoever. I feel like you've asked why in quite a few videos
Faysal Al-Zand in English it’s more of a “this game is over because of the discrepancy in power” than a “well played”. It comes out of saying gg being a matter of etiquette rather then an observation.
This is perfect. I think I'm gonna play with this until next set. I believe I'm adapt this to bo3. Put 4 dures,4 dead weight, 4 graveyards hates, and something else into sideboard and it's perfect. I'm so like land destruction.
52:55 hindsight but if only you'd kept your mana open to crack wolfwillow haven on the stolen land for if the opponent attacked with agent, would be lethal.
This is one of the most satisfying videos you made..not only is it torturing the insane meta decks now, but it also introduces players to an old deck archetype that was annoying to deal with back in the day..
That was epic! I tried an Izzet land destruction deck but it wasn’t super great. Although goblin electromancer on turn two is good, but I like this version better.
Sooooo, I was getting wrecked with this pile until I tinkered with it a bit. Cindervines just wasn't pulling enough weight in any matchup so I shoved it in the sideboard and traded it for 2 omen of the forge and 2 robber of the rich. Wow. Robber is the perfect post stabilization threat, and in addition to pulling major weight in the aggro matchup, omen of the forge recursion with lurrus shaves 2 turns off the clock while providing relevant dig. It might just be correct to ditch the dead weight for a third copy. I have also experimented with a single copy of underworld breach to recur with lurrus, but while it generated a couple of concessions, it is terrible to draw early unless you have a reveler to pitch it to, and the escape is anti synergistic with the once and futures... edit- just played a match against control and a turn 2 robber of the rich denied them 3 lands- I know that that is totally random, and in most decks hitting land would feel bad, but the pause from my opponent afterward the second and third land was just too good.
Lessquick oh yeah. I usually don’t play companions been playing jund and iizzet land destroy the last two standards. It is super fun. Only way to play stone rain any more
Side note: used kroxa in this build as suggest. You can taste the salt. I am getting timed a lot by my opponents now but I got cgb to watch as the rope burns so I am all good
That Cindervines-Wolfwillow Heaven interaction seems so wrong. Is it because they control the land only and not the aura? If so, you should still be able to sac it, as it's an ability on the aura and not on the land, and also be able to bounce it with Yorion, but I'm sure you can do neither. That's so weird.
Got a unpredictable cyclone deck that's reasonably predictable. Jank glue teferi, add storms wrath, jeskais ultimatum, the dino that cycles, the shark enchantment, ominous seas, and the boon (draw 4 or cycle 1) and 1 dreamtrawler for good measure. I added some time wipe just for added back up but it's better than I thought. It feels good to cycle a boon for 1 with cyclone on the field and cast an ultimatum for free. Bonus 7/7 flier if Sharknado is also on the field. Cathartic reunion gets those ominous seas flowin
Wow, that game where you kept them to 4 lands for 8 turns kinda exemplifies what you were saying about "best turn 5 in standard" from the Yorrion fires deck, and how it needs that turn badly. Makes me think of modern Tron, where it just does nothing for 2 or 3 turns, but then if it does the thing, with the lands, it becomes impossible to deal with. So very cool games, and maybe we need a fulminator mage reprint for standard.
..oh my dude, you always make me smile, but I was in stitches today.. :)))) kudos dude..amazing deck, even better gameplay, loved every second of the vid..I wish it lasted for another hour..
I think after agent steals the land, you can still sacrifice wolfwillow haven on your turn, as it's still your enchantment. Don't think it changed the outcome though.
@CovertGoBlue I didn't get why he didn't get 2 lethal dmg from Cindervines when casted Shark Typhoon. Did the effect of creating shark when cycling make it a creature spell? I don't really think so.. Or is it because cycling is not a spell but ability?
I think no, cause CGB would have cast it. They would get the additional forest mana for tapping, but no sacrifice effect. But Agent could steal it once they gained control of the CGB land it was attached to (yet, why would they?! :D )
I cannot lie watching the mono red player spamming "oops" go from thinking they had it in the bag to being absolutely miserable was so enjoyable.
That was the best thing I have seen in a long while :D
52:55 coulda sacked the enchant land after they took it
Killscore
1 match: 7 lands
2 match: 6 lands
3 match: 4 lands
4 match: 4 lands
5 match: 10 lands
6 match: 2 lands, but nearly cindervined filthy teferi player to crisp.
Verdict: Lukka'n'Agent - owned
Opponent: *plays 3 colored land*
CGB: "We call that a juicy target" lol
Just tried this deck with Robber of the Rich to fill a few missing cards, works well against hands full of card they can't play!
"What a hateful player, just wrecking my Paradise Druid."
Meanwhile, CGB running 16 land destruction spells
Man that win over the OOPS queen was a win for us all
I could virtually taste the tears!
That was some wonderful justice
What a disgusting player, I hope they cried
That's why I have emotes turned off, I'm not looking to have some idiot netdecker harass me for trying to play a game
What if they kept saying oops cause they got totally rekt and had some fun about it?
@@julienpontus3225 nah he started way before it was a clear loss
"Standard is broken! I will fix Standard... with land destruction!" the end times are upon us... great deck though!
Desperate times create many Thanos in the multiverse each restoring balance in their own way.... be it even land destruction XD..
lmfao
CGB: So I created this super slow and convoluted deck to counter Jeskai Lukka.
Other players: Grafdigger Cage.
True but best of one doesn’t have a very timely way of getting the cage. Wish we had pithing needle
I o to chodzi i o to chodzi.
They can just bounce cage with tef
@@marlonaviz9975 I main board mine and make all of the gyruda players cry
@AARON FELZENSZWALB but you cant play lurrus if you have karn in the deck
The win against the red mage was sooo sweet haha
The salty emotes were the icing on the cake.
@@pverteuil Salty emotes make CGB well nourished :)
The World Championship sleeves come from entering the Konami code into arena using a vintage controller. Only true legends have them.
Everyone that uses those sleeves and didnt actually participate in more than just stream watching should be embarrassed
@Daniel Astorga Got a buncha likes from butthurts fangirlz. SOooOOOo heres the thing. You wear a jersey with the champs, thats supporting the team... aint no names on the sleeves. Just bad players pretending theyre something they aint. Good.
@@entropyad ooh.. Like you pretending to have a point?
53:45 It wouldn't have won you the game against the Shark Typhoon, but you could have sacrificed the Wolfwillow Haven that was on the stolen land instead of the one you just played.
How do you freak'n do it? Every day! You have leveled-up af over the last few months, my friend. Your content sparkles. Even loving the new podcast! Every day I get on Arena and suck and get frustrated, but your content reminds me there's still so much fun there when you look for it. I'm not even jealous because you remain grateful and are clearly capable of even more sensible growth. The effort you put into your array of content shows and it is always very thoughtful. That final game was so good. There are too many good Arena TH-camrs to take it all in-but I wouldn't dare miss your content! **chef's kiss**
Everyone: i'll play this degenerate deck that just ramps into broken combos
CGB: your deck likes to ramp and is degenerate you say? mwahahahaha
CGB: What a hatefull person!
Also CGB: Plays land destruction.
The social distancing seems to made you mad xD
He's become CovertGoBlack, evil form of CovertGoBlue.
I know right ! 😂
That's the joke.[/Rainier Wolfcastle]
53:46 you could've sacrificed the wolfwillow haven attached to the opponent's land to de-ramp them and keep your ramp.
53:41 "We can make a 2/2 out of that - may as well" and sacs the Wolfwillow on his own land
I was cheering and laughing that whole game vs mono red. I'm a control player at heart and just seeing that prime example of impatience and 0 thought get so salty made me laugh. I love this!
The amount of enjoyment you got from this deck... you really are evil lmao! On a side note, I will be playing this deck myself later on today :D
Edit: Yep, I queued into 6 aggro decks in a row. 0 Lukka decks. You don't beat those decks with this deck. Sometimes I hate MtG.
Edit 2: 1-8 so far. Just got my first win by beating a Gyruda deck. I had 2 HP left and I finally stabilized and cut off his ability to cast anything. It was a 20 minute game and then he conceded when I got him down to 1 Island. Worth the 8 losses.
All control layers are evil..
Because whe enjoy crushing hopes more than winning
If this was a few hours ago, then I think that was me...
Persistence pays off it seems but why is it that the new janky deck always gets paired against the one deck that can easily beat it. Grrrr!
Same thing happened to me. This deck folds to cycling, other lurrus decks and mono red quite easily. Ugh.
Oh my god the first game, I was crying with laughter. CGB you animal.
I remember in the 90's when I play, dark ritual + hypnotic specter, hymn to tourach, the rack and finally armageddon.
lol, Rack + Armageddon is such a bad combo it's just there to add insult to injury :)
@@jollyjoker6340 It's not very good, but just to see the opponent's face it's worth it XD
A certain Merchy-boi would love this deck 😆
Not enough meme cards for him
@@covertgoblue Add a few krenkos and outlaw's merriments and he'll be giggling like a child on christmas.
He would only play this in Historic. Haphazard Bombardment is a must-play in any Land Destruction deck Merchi-boi plays. :D
Oh my God this was cathartic. I've never seen a deck I need to build RIGHT NOW as much as this one.
Haven't found a more creative brewer. It's amazing what comes out of this channel day after day. Thanks!
Couldn't help but crack up laughing when you scried 2 rubble readings to the top, done... Done. Haha!
Cathartic game against mono red. Loved it.
12 land destruction spells, barely draws any of them. This game can be unbelievable at times holy crap.
Your decks are really creative and awesome, keep up the good work CGB
That match against mono red was **Italian fingers** an extra spicey meatball!
That game against the red deck "chef's kiss" as Merchant would say lol
You made this deck look so good! Trying it out with 2x Robber of the Rich in place of a missing Casualties and Cindervines in my collection. Thanks for the video and deck!
28:34 kinda funny how the mountain art sort of looks like the demolish art, has the same tower. Its like it was meant to be
i have been waiting someone to make this kind of deck :D so thank you
45:00 I felt that with you, keep up the good fight
This video here is why I love your channel. The most fun I've ever had too just watching. Great video, great deck, great commenting
Just Greatness
Thank you!
Glad you enjoy it!
This is sooooo cooool! I love your decks!
Worth every minute to see whatever pain CGB gives to his unsuspecting opponents
I literally can't think a deck I've seen this year that I like more than this. You've peaked mister CGB 😆😁
Oh man, that was cathartic. Superb work my friend!
Thank you for the win over the monored. It was a joy to witness.
I have a similarly obnoxious deck with Fires of Invention and Repeated Reverberation. Triple Casualties of War is absolutely brutal on turn 6 and basically lets you cripple their ability to threaten you. Instead of running Once and Future, I run Deliver Unto Evil--in exchange for only getting 2/4 of the cards you select, it costs less and puts both into your hand instead of taking up your next draw.
I keep forgetting Lurrus's condition is for permanents only, so you can have him and stuff your deck full of big, fat, juicy Sorceries
hjt091 saaaame
Jund land destruction is by far one of my favorite decks. Love it! Thanks for the laughs
I’ve never commented on one of your videos but I have to speak out here...
I’m worried about you.
The sadistic glee that came over you picking on that poor, innocent, fires of invention player who never did anything broken to anyone ever... it was scary to watch.
Seriously man, I only watch deck techs and breakdowns never game play but I was glued to my phone watching this.
Perfection sir, this was the literal perfect answer to the current meta game in strategy and in spirit. I frickin love this video.
Well done sir.
Well done.
Dreaming of having some way of doubling spells in this deck. Ral? Also scry for getting to the juicy stuff. Would need to splash blue mana though.
This was a blast to see, absolutely brutal.
I just realized how much i miss Molten Rain and Sowing Salt. Back when they were in T2 it was one of the few ways to defeat urzatron style decks, plus a chrome mox to play before curve... Had people scoop after turn 2 rain turn 3 salt.
Oh god this is the most hilarious deck I've seen you play yet. This is also the most evil. "Is our opponent having fun?" Opponent: Under arrest for homicide, says someone took his land so he went on killing spree. Under diagnosis for insanity, because he just lived in his mom's house and played games. Didn't own a home or any other land.
Nice. With so many three color decks and Triomes coming around, I feel this could have some really nice effects for the future META maybe?
Usually I would be sad to not see the Even Money Dance. But that game against Mono Red was so glorious, I actually don't mind this time.
This deck really abuses rixmati reveler more than any other deck I've seen
The victory against the taunting monored was catharsis by proxy
This kind of decks is why I love mtg and why I love watching you play it
i put 2 hateful eidolon, 2 extra dead weight, and chevil, bane of monsters in, i got to draw quite often with lurrus bringing dead weights back
I think this is the first time I've rooted for CGB's opponents, lol
the cockyness at monored game 26:53. Then the delicious torture and realization he's f'd it up bad is pure delight! :)
Him - "What a hateful player destroying my paradise druids"
Also him - "It's always a wonderful time torturing decks you hate"
Also also him - "Relish the destruction of your opponent. Relish their pain"
You are my hero for pulling that off against all the meta decks, even monored :D
Awesome deck, built it and went into non ranked for some pay back!! So fun watching blue scoop soon as I kill a land....
This takes me back to sink hole/ice storm land destruction. Great video!
>Calls it "The agent killer".
>Land destruction spells are nowhere to be found the ONE game against an agent.
Besides that one game, it was flawless, if you can stop the mono red mages that's a win in my book.
To be fair, there were almost certainly Agents in the other Yorion/Fires game that never came out because they never got to hit 5 lands
29:25 Premature GG fail :-)
The last few days you’ve played nothing but absolutely beautiful decks, and I’m so happy. 🤩
hahaha, cool deck! btw "der general bergfrühling" is an all purpose cleaner brand (der general) with the smell of spring in the mountains (bergfrühling)
I don't know about other languages but in French when "good game" also means "well played", so you're seeing your opponent saying good game but he might just have said "well played" with no intentions of conceiving whatsoever. I feel like you've asked why in quite a few videos
There is a "nice" for that though
Yes, it is the same in English.
Faysal Al-Zand in English it’s more of a “this game is over because of the discrepancy in power” than a “well played”. It comes out of saying gg being a matter of etiquette rather then an observation.
This is perfect. I think I'm gonna play with this until next set. I believe I'm adapt this to bo3. Put 4 dures,4 dead weight, 4 graveyards hates, and something else into sideboard and it's perfect. I'm so like land destruction.
What's the name of the card on 33:25? What a beautiful art!
"we are mono red! we don't need any lands!" Lmao had me rollin' xD
Warms my heart to see land destruction do so well :)
52:55 hindsight but if only you'd kept your mana open to crack wolfwillow haven on the stolen land for if the opponent attacked with agent, would be lethal.
This was brutal. I love it!
Btw, seeing mono red and jeskai being absolutely rekt was so sweet!
Oh man! When the fires player scooped and CGB cheered we all cheered with him! Freaking scuttle back into your Teferi holes you shmucks! Lol
This is one of the most satisfying videos you made..not only is it torturing the insane meta decks now, but it also introduces players to an old deck archetype that was annoying to deal with back in the day..
When you cast "Bedeck" you gotta say "This creature is getting dolled up for a night on the town"
It's really intersting seeing lurrus being a good way to make rix maadi actually use his spectacle
Amazing deck, that is the kind of fun that i enjoy.
P.D. "You really are out of your mind, Bruce Wayne".
That was epic! I tried an Izzet land destruction deck but it wasn’t super great. Although goblin electromancer on turn two is good, but I like this version better.
Sooooo, I was getting wrecked with this pile until I tinkered with it a bit. Cindervines just wasn't pulling enough weight in any matchup so I shoved it in the sideboard and traded it for 2 omen of the forge and 2 robber of the rich. Wow. Robber is the perfect post stabilization threat, and in addition to pulling major weight in the aggro matchup, omen of the forge recursion with lurrus shaves 2 turns off the clock while providing relevant dig. It might just be correct to ditch the dead weight for a third copy. I have also experimented with a single copy of underworld breach to recur with lurrus, but while it generated a couple of concessions, it is terrible to draw early unless you have a reveler to pitch it to, and the escape is anti synergistic with the once and futures...
edit- just played a match against control and a turn 2 robber of the rich denied them 3 lands- I know that that is totally random, and in most decks hitting land would feel bad, but the pause from my opponent afterward the second and third land was just too good.
you know it popular when you start seeing this deck all over the ladder
I like to add a captive audience for the memes. Love the opponent scrolling over the enchantment
But that‘s a permanent, non-Lurrus compatible :(
Lessquick oh yeah. I usually don’t play companions been playing jund and iizzet land destroy the last two standards. It is super fun. Only way to play stone rain any more
Side note: used kroxa in this build as suggest. You can taste the salt. I am getting timed a lot by my opponents now but I got cgb to watch as the rope burns so I am all good
this was really cathartic to watch
Absolutely done! The best magic player ever or what!? CGB
That game against mono red made my week! Hahaha! Thanks CGB for making this video ^^
Could there be a revisit now that shigeki is a thing? Maybe try out that kroxa change and other evil things you can think of?
That Cindervines-Wolfwillow Heaven interaction seems so wrong. Is it because they control the land only and not the aura? If so, you should still be able to sac it, as it's an ability on the aura and not on the land, and also be able to bounce it with Yorion, but I'm sure you can do neither. That's so weird.
Got a unpredictable cyclone deck that's reasonably predictable. Jank glue teferi, add storms wrath, jeskais ultimatum, the dino that cycles, the shark enchantment, ominous seas, and the boon (draw 4 or cycle 1) and 1 dreamtrawler for good measure. I added some time wipe just for added back up but it's better than I thought. It feels good to cycle a boon for 1 with cyclone on the field and cast an ultimatum for free. Bonus 7/7 flier if Sharknado is also on the field. Cathartic reunion gets those ominous seas flowin
You had me laughing so hard watching this - that was a lot of fun
I loved this video soooo much :D frikkin unbelievable how the muss multicoloured decks were punished xD
Wow, that game where you kept them to 4 lands for 8 turns kinda exemplifies what you were saying about "best turn 5 in standard" from the Yorrion fires deck, and how it needs that turn badly. Makes me think of modern Tron, where it just does nothing for 2 or 3 turns, but then if it does the thing, with the lands, it becomes impossible to deal with. So very cool games, and maybe we need a fulminator mage reprint for standard.
Game 1 is the greatest thing that has ever been recorded. I hate land destruction, but ... this is just deserts
36:12 "Done" hahahahahahaha
..oh my dude, you always make me smile, but I was in stitches today.. :)))) kudos dude..amazing deck, even better gameplay, loved every second of the vid..I wish it lasted for another hour..
I think after agent steals the land, you can still sacrifice wolfwillow haven on your turn, as it's still your enchantment. Don't think it changed the outcome though.
I’ve been running a similar deck and thanks for the idea of the revaler. I feel terrible until I run into an agent deck
WOW!!! you are making a land destruction now!!! nice!
i love that you have been making so many prison-y decks latley
I’ve been messing around trying to figure out a land destruction deck
@CovertGoBlue I didn't get why he didn't get 2 lethal dmg from Cindervines when casted Shark Typhoon. Did the effect of creating shark when cycling make it a creature spell? I don't really think so.. Or is it because cycling is not a spell but ability?
Noob here, I did not understand why 44:51 is a winning move, wouldn't he receive 5 attacks and go to 0 life?
At 53:50 if you enchant their land with Wolfwillow Haven, do they become the controller?
I think no, cause CGB would have cast it. They would get the additional forest mana for tapping, but no sacrifice effect. But Agent could steal it once they gained control of the CGB land it was attached to (yet, why would they?! :D )
Great video man. Very fun watch.
Epic video, so much fun to watch. I can't wait to try this one out.