MST3k 702 - The Brute Man

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  • @lcslndmt
    @lcslndmt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    The scene with the old pissed off shopkeeper is one of the best moments from this show

    • @burgundyyears
      @burgundyyears 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lots of scenery chewing from the supporting cast on this one. I blame the director. Rondo phones it in and everyone else is dialed up to 11.

    • @MisterSplendy
      @MisterSplendy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yep. Rondo was a horrible actor, but the rest of the cast were so much fun. @@burgundyyears

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Creeper creeper creeper. You are giving me the creeps!

    • @standr0id
      @standr0id 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      "DEAR GOD I HATE YOU!"

  • @t1p9d
    @t1p9d 9 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    The little "thank you" Gypsy says when Crow tells her he'll let her live always gets me.

    • @gsxerwhite
      @gsxerwhite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      She asked him if he wanted a pickle when he was “pregnant” during the “Night of the Bloodbeast” episode

    • @heathertiller89
      @heathertiller89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @nyarg33
      @nyarg33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mike/Joel and the bots have no problems razzing each other, but gypsy is another matter. Don't be mean to gypsy

    • @TheSecurityCamChannel
      @TheSecurityCamChannel ปีที่แล้ว

      "Shut up!"

  • @Frothenbath1
    @Frothenbath1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Dear God I HATE YOU!!! Gets me every time. Love to see Mike losing it too, haha!

  • @jessn2925
    @jessn2925 10 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    i watch the scenes with the mysteriously angry grocer over and over again....! i can't get enough of that guy.

  • @sillygoose420
    @sillygoose420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    i love how the grocery clerk legitimately has the most stereotypical old man voice you could imagine

  • @bigleaguechew87
    @bigleaguechew87 10 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    @36:00 I've never seen Mike lose it that bad. He had to put his head down he was laughing so hard. ROFL!

    • @eawilmot101
      @eawilmot101 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The only other time i recall Mike and the bots having this much fun making each other laugh is in the episode The Undead. It seems they really had fun riffing that one!

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But he recovered in time to deliver his next line, nice

    • @boomboom6577
      @boomboom6577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elafimilo8199 is this mike lololol

  • @tleatherland
    @tleatherland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    This is one of MST3K's most underrated episodes.

  • @sertorrhenclegane
    @sertorrhenclegane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Fun fact: Joan Bemis, the lady killed at the beginning of the movie, was played by Janelle Johnson, the mother of Micky Dolenz of the Monkees.

    • @gsxerwhite
      @gsxerwhite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn never knew that

    • @teresas8173
      @teresas8173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love fun facts, thx

    • @lividsphincter4098
      @lividsphincter4098 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I didn't have fun

    • @sapphonymph8204
      @sapphonymph8204 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lividsphincter4098 boyfriend must've left you again.

    • @balkthor
      @balkthor ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lividsphincter4098 The second nephew once removed of the art director for Gamera went to the same elementary school as the son of the couple who loved next door to the boom operator for Monster A Go-Go!

  • @themightycelestial
    @themightycelestial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Boy,
    I didn't realize that motor trucks played such an important role in the sale and distribution of chickens.
    The next time I see one (a motor truck, that is) roll through my neighborhood, I'll take that into account before I start hurling eggs at it from behind the bushes.

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not just motor trucks, motor trucks *fuelled and lubricated by quality petroleum products.*

    • @andrewfrankovic6821
      @andrewfrankovic6821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LoneKharnivore Also delivering quality petroleum products for preparing fine poultry residue and hair maintenance.

  • @WayWardWonderer
    @WayWardWonderer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Mike seemed to be laughing far more than usual in this episode, and I love it!

  • @cerealvapist333
    @cerealvapist333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Mike losing his shit during the scene with the store owner and his employee kills me everytime. I guess it's that these guys are so consistently funny that hearing one of them really break up is just so hilarious.

    • @trouty606
      @trouty606 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      God is dead? GOOD!

    • @cerealvapist333
      @cerealvapist333 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @trouty606 MY GOD I LOATH YOU!!!!!!

    • @mst3KGf
      @mst3KGf ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cerealvapist333 Let's see. "Eat me, you hateful old fossil, signed Jimmy"...HEY!

  • @adiadv10
    @adiadv10 13 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    One of the best MST3K episodes! The bio on wikipedia for Rondo Hatton shocked me. It's sad that this man actually experienced what it's like to go from being voted "most handsome boy" in high school to what you see in the film. Universal was so ashamed of exploiting him that they sold the rights when he died, which was before the movie was even released.

    • @crowt.robot.6199
      @crowt.robot.6199 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      exploiting? you mean employing? I hate the hollywood machine but it gave him work and us this great episode

    • @tysontaggart7246
      @tysontaggart7246 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​​​@@crowt.robot.6199 Well either way Universal didn't seem too proud of the movie if they sold of the rights before it was released.

  • @jackskxllxngtxn
    @jackskxllxngtxn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Thank you and everyone else who uploads these. I watch the playlist nearly everyday! It really cheers me up watching these. Like it’s guaranteed to make my day better and that means the world to me.

  • @Mefuki
    @Mefuki 11 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    35:30 In the history of MST3K, I've never seen Mike lose it for as long as he lost it here.

  • @andrewfrankovic6821
    @andrewfrankovic6821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That woman shopping when the old man was griping about the kid was next in line for the part of the witch in the wizard of oz. Lilith Motolov.

  • @thexalon
    @thexalon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Rick Astley is selling newspapers" - and true to form, the Creeper proves he's never gonna give her up.

  • @eyedonthave1
    @eyedonthave1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is the best of the Mike episodes, they're cracking each other up the whole time.

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    That gorgeous blind chick is Jane Adams. She played Vicki Vale in the 1949 BATMAN AND ROBIN. Didn't notice her steaming beauty in that stupid role. She mostly just did the Lois Lane oblivious shtick like, "Does Bruce Wayne know you have his car, Batman?"

  • @AJF786
    @AJF786 9 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I like how the blind lady didn't know he was on the run from the police, because when the police barged into her place they didn't even bother to identify themselves as such.

    • @terrytobias7572
      @terrytobias7572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I know... right?! If somebody was pounding like that on my door in the middle of the night, I'd be calling the police!! Of course, if a man were to come into my bedroom by the fire escape...... I'm sorry; what was I saying? My mind wandered a bit just then.

    • @gsxerwhite
      @gsxerwhite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m afraid she just didn’t have much to steal 😂

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@terrytobias7572 You wouldn't be alive to be typing this, that's what would happen.

    • @teresas8173
      @teresas8173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They didn’t realize she was blind I’m assuming because it all happened so quickly, as soon as the inexplicable shooting started they ran out of the apartment to see the what was going on on another floor.

    • @jimmsm7497
      @jimmsm7497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They asked her if she had seen a man and she truthfully told them "she hasn't "seen" anyone.

  • @sock2828
    @sock2828 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "You know by itself that doesn't establish much."
    That always makes me laugh.

  • @AJF786
    @AJF786 9 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "He made the mistake of asking me to check his chemistry answers"
    Yes, the gargantuan mistake of asking your best friend for help. That _never_ works out.

    • @applemask
      @applemask 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Hylian Fox Not when your friend is that douchebag from Detour.

    • @applemask
      @applemask 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Applemask And "Radar Secret Service".

    • @gsxerwhite
      @gsxerwhite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was a big fat jerk

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@gsxerwhite EVERYone in this movie is a jerk! Well, except Helen and the delivery boy...

    • @williammatthews693
      @williammatthews693 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He'll never suspect me...

  • @Banananner
    @Banananner 10 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I love when Mike can't keep it together and can't stop laughing, like in the first scene with the cranky shopkeeper.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      haha i loved his quip in the short, "did America really need to be sold on the automotive industry at this point..?"
      seriously, did big oil fund this doc haha? that seemed so bizarre
      by the 50s/60s theyd been around for half a century, and i guess widespread and common for 3
      i practically expected him to still call them horseless carriages

    • @dallasdelay3468
      @dallasdelay3468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree

    • @michaelcullen6494
      @michaelcullen6494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @ianschulz1
      @ianschulz1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "God is dead?" GOOD!

  • @JoseBronxRican
    @JoseBronxRican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Regarding Mike losing it: I caught this episode after "Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders", which is a more recent example. It's apparent nothing sets him off more than characters who react angrily to people for no reason. "My GOD, David...."

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      this is true of RiffTrax as well, Mike seems greatly amused by characters who are hostile for no reason at all

    • @gsxerwhite
      @gsxerwhite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That bitch was crazy

    • @jennw4573
      @jennw4573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “I’ll stab you in the eyes, so help me god!”

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He must have _hated_ Star Trek. "Dammit Spock..." DeForest Kelley would go from zero to steam coming out his ears in zero time flat.

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@choosecarefully408 I think his assumption was that McCoy (and/or Kelley) was three sheets to the wind at all times.

  • @DH-ss4kk
    @DH-ss4kk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Clayton: Mother, I love you!
    Pearl: Hence, I feel strongly towards you as well

  • @DutliAnvilhand
    @DutliAnvilhand 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    33:33 "Oh right in the store! Hmm, the typewriter is making weird noises" I lost it.

  • @SoCalledSpaceAge
    @SoCalledSpaceAge 12 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I once tried to enact an elaborate plan of dark revenge against those who had wronged me in school but all I ended up doing was inconveniencing their laundry plans a little.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe you weren't deformed enough.

  • @kali3665
    @kali3665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    41:34 - 🎵 We represent the Lollipop Guild!!
    Still one of my favorite moments in the episode.

  • @Musicandlyrics2400
    @Musicandlyrics2400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    30:00 calmest reaction ever to just realizing your home has been broken into

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I tend to make every movie my own MST3K episode, nobody wants to watch tv with me after I've been watching these videos

  • @benrichardson5662
    @benrichardson5662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Fun Fact: The actor for the brute man, Rondo Hatton, played virtually identical roles in several other movies, including Sherlock Holmes and the Pearl of Death, along with Basil Rathbone, an actually great actor who had the misfortune of playing Lodak in The Magic Sword.

  • @jlprizm
    @jlprizm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I was already cracking up at the crotchety old man but seeing Mike laugh had me laughing even harder.

  • @crimped357
    @crimped357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    mike has admitted on a couple of interviews that this is his favorite because of the cranky old shop keeper and the jokes made by Trace (crow)

  • @ListRankSell
    @ListRankSell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Crow: "Honey! My face is as big as ever, and somebody shot my sizzler off!"

  • @analogkid01
    @analogkid01  12 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Sit right back, and you'll hear a tale...
    Back in episode 203 ("Jungle Goddess"), Joel and the bots performed a Honeymooners-like skit about what would happen if a jungle-born woman were transplanted to 1950s America. At the end, Joel introduces Crow as "Art Crow" (like Art Carney). Later, in episode 402 ("The Giant Gila Monster"), one of the drawings of Crow from a viewer is captioned as "Art." How Pearl knows this, or why she thinks he's "Art," I don't know.

    • @chillydawgg4354
      @chillydawgg4354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The kid who did the drawing obviously saw the jungle goddess episode

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pearl knows all and sees all. One does not question Pearl.

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chillydawgg4354 or the kid really wanted to hammer home that the picture was in fact art and not say a cheeseburger.

    • @teresas8173
      @teresas8173 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrRyan-wu4jx lolol 😅

    • @Startafnwar
      @Startafnwar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It sounds pretty feasible. I've always wondered why Pearl always referred to Crow as Art.

  • @balkthor
    @balkthor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Hmm, the typewriter’s making weird noises” may be the funniest line Crow said the entire series.

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains 12 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Oh man, my favorite part of this entire movie is the bit with the grouchy shopkeeper. He's fantastic.

  • @Palmieres
    @Palmieres 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Blind lady: 'I'm alone most of the time, except when I get piano lessons"
    Servo: "Or when I'm at umpire school"
    Holy shit, that's an awesome joke.

    • @amyquick4862
      @amyquick4862 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I laughed my ass off. Also in the jewelry shop, when the blind girl says, "I'd like an appraisal of this jewelry" and Trace says "um, this is a Daredevil fishing lure." omg

  • @notinspectorgadget
    @notinspectorgadget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:26:55
    What a bizarre note to end this dreadfully serious movie on.

    • @LivingStoneWriter
      @LivingStoneWriter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That felt so totally out of place. It was like the end of an Abbott and Costello movie got edited in by mistake.

  • @tinlizziestudios4344
    @tinlizziestudios4344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Just hearing Mike laugh at that old man sketch is fun

  • @stephburdick
    @stephburdick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    My heart always goes out to Helen, the blind piano teacher. She becomes friends with the Brute Man, and she’s the only one who can get him to show his good side. She’s his only friend in the world, but she finally decides to betray him, even though she really hates to do it. Very sad.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Meh, she didn't decide to betray him - they milked it out of her.

  • @jchristian3
    @jchristian3 13 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "and some prune juice, Metamucil, Correctol, FibreCon, Go-Ease!.." I say that whenever an old person is on TV.

    • @teresas8173
      @teresas8173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everything slows down with age, including the digestive tract

    • @TheSecurityCamChannel
      @TheSecurityCamChannel 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Metamucil and espon salt does it for me ​@@teresas8173

    • @TheSecurityCamChannel
      @TheSecurityCamChannel หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That reminds me I need to go shopping.

  • @AJF786
    @AJF786 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Let's go be crotchety later!

  • @KIRA-EL
    @KIRA-EL 9 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    The firs time seeing/hearing mike just crack up during that old man and his grocery boy scene.

    • @CrisCozy
      @CrisCozy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah same here not only was it hilarious I thought it was pretty awesome that Mike just could not help but laugh

    • @nomatchesformikey7768
      @nomatchesformikey7768 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Kira Lawlet Creeper, creeper, creeper..you give me the creeps!

    • @lisvender
      @lisvender 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Why'd you hire me if you hate me so?

    • @mewthebestt1751
      @mewthebestt1751 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I saw this movie before watching it on MST3K. Old Man Hatred indeed made me crack up too.

    • @deivi1
      @deivi1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      God is dead?? GOOD!!

  • @nicholassoland8025
    @nicholassoland8025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "They forgot my fruit brute cereal!" XD

  • @TomVfan
    @TomVfan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Chicken sliced to the width of one electron". Damnit doesnt work when I qoute it out context, i just get weird looks.

  • @kaejae24
    @kaejae24 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The Old Man Killed It - I HATE CUSTOMERS

  • @michaelcortez1531
    @michaelcortez1531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    'That was a long dull scene, congratulations!'

  • @Geekaiju
    @Geekaiju 12 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    So, confession... I actually like this movie. It has the standard weaknesses of B cinema, and the long explanation is pretty clumsy, but I find the story of a deformed man on a revenge spree finding a strange love with a blind woman compelling and interesting. I find the deaths tragic and the character of Rondo compelling. I mean, it's cheesy, and MatB riff it well, but this is one of those MST3k movies I would be fine watching on its own, one night in a drive in, my arm around a lady :)

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's got a very "Frankenstein" feel to it, in some respects. The idea that it's semi-autobiographical makes it remarkably tragic.

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It definitely suffers from some tonal weirdness though, like any scene at the police station, _especially_ the ending scene, feel like they're from a different movie.

  • @SC4211
    @SC4211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "How much?"
    "A dollar and a quarter!"
    "Here's a toe nail."

  • @J70a.m-zg6gi_wha0
    @J70a.m-zg6gi_wha0 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Rondo Hatton was actually a rather sad man with acromegaly like Merrick and a gentle soul. RIP

  • @matthewmarin703
    @matthewmarin703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Am I the only one who doesn't find this guy's appearance to be weird or upsetting in the least? I wouldn't give him a second look if I passed him on the street.

    • @boomboom6577
      @boomboom6577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was in keeping with the social science discourse of the moment, marking certain physical features as signs of deviance, ie southern Italian , prominent jawbones, bulging eyes…. Bad times

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You’d at least do a double take passing him by. That’s a really big noggin.

    • @BakedSalmonNetwork
      @BakedSalmonNetwork 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But would you swipe right? 🤔

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@boomboom6577 Italian? What? He literally had a condition. Humans react negatively to features like that because they're signs of ill health. Get over it.

  • @oldfan1963
    @oldfan1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank you and everyone else who uploads these. I watch the playlist nearly everyday! It really cheers me up watching these

    • @teresas8173
      @teresas8173 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too, I pretty much watch one episode every day, often at night before falling asleep. They are funny (of course) and make me forget my worries for while. I find them relaxing/comforting.

  • @wesseavey
    @wesseavey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Wow, $1.25 for a bag of groceries

    • @bjwilson2014
      @bjwilson2014 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I guess you could say that prices have been *creeping* up since the '40s.

    • @FrenchPaul1988
      @FrenchPaul1988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nowadays you can get like one (maybe two if you're lucky) item off that list - but here, you get bread, coffee, potatoes and beans.

    • @goober7535
      @goober7535 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      inflation y'all. inflation.

    • @michaelcortez1531
      @michaelcortez1531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Here's a toenail

    • @Palmieres
      @Palmieres 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, especially when you made $ 0.75/hour...

  • @sipioc
    @sipioc 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Love how Mike loses it during the 35 min mark, "creeper creeper creeper"

  • @stephaniemorrissey123
    @stephaniemorrissey123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Crow imitating the annoyed shopkeeper has me dying !!! 😂😂

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    32:17 -- Aah, so THIS is where Vin Diesel learned his mighty speech delivery technique.

  • @danwolff9643
    @danwolff9643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Mike Laughing at the old man and the grocery boy makes me laugh so hard.

  • @dannydinosaur73
    @dannydinosaur73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Boy! Y'know, murder clues may lead to Creeper!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @minggnim
    @minggnim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    - How much?
    - A dollar and a quarter.
    - Here's a toenail.
    LOFL!

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      $1.25 for a week of groceries!

  • @MutantSentry
    @MutantSentry 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    So, from the opening segment... Was Tom responsible for the housing bubble?

    • @chillydawgg4354
      @chillydawgg4354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The bank is also to blame, it was probably a subprime mortgage

  • @vincentvanpot4333
    @vincentvanpot4333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    One of my favorite episodes. The short was very funny and this movie gave Rob Zombie the song idea for his song; "The Creeper"

  • @eclint
    @eclint 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Anyone notice that Crow stops himself from singing the Partridge Family theme
    @ 10: 03 and sort of apologies to Mike for bringing it up.

  • @jessicacomorre6711
    @jessicacomorre6711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When Mike loses it during the ornery grocery owner scene 🤣🤣

  • @williammatthews693
    @williammatthews693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    But aren't chickens with good self-esteem equally important?
    And another thing about eggs... stop throwing them at my car!

  • @adamfowler5475
    @adamfowler5475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "The guys escaping disguised as a chicken!" LOL man I love Crow so much.

  • @jonathanc4166
    @jonathanc4166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    'Go into the bedroom' 'do as i say' Yes mame order me around!

  • @tomh.2405
    @tomh.2405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When I'm feeling blue and need something to smile about, all I have to do is remember Dr. Forrester saying, "Oh, well...he's not the first oily man that's taken Mom to the mat." (4:31)

  • @Capng123
    @Capng123 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    God I love season 7... the fact it was cut short seems to have galvanized the gang to make every episode as perfect as possible, it's like they concentrated the funny of a whole season into a handful of episodes (sorta like orange juice... but with comedy)!

  • @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
    @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    In the superstitious hope of garnering good luck and a better new year, I'm watching 5 mst3k's, 3 riiftrax and 2 Cinematic Titanics today in 2021, plus recording an homage to Bridget's and Mary Jo's comedic brilliance. Thanks you, all the geniuses who shared your talents with us. 🍹💖 🎭 ⚡️🥇 🎉

  • @whiskerstea
    @whiskerstea 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Probably one of my absolute favorite episodes. :p

  • @michaelccozens
    @michaelccozens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:50 The narrator carefully avoids the intimate relationship at this stage of life between the cockerels and the wood chipper.

  • @kakashi76767
    @kakashi76767 11 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Don't fear the creeper

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's a creep. What the hell is he doing here?

    • @maxtew6521
      @maxtew6521 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @maryvandusen6755
      @maryvandusen6755 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Needs more cowbell.

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We can be like they are!

    • @gsxerwhite
      @gsxerwhite 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s got a Rondo thirst

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 13 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Their next destination-" "BROADWAY!"
    "Joey 'The Coxcomb' Tortelli! Ricky 'the Bantam' Ciapatello!" "Jimmy 'Crazy Cock' Paccini!"
    I love the skit.

  • @homsar21596
    @homsar21596 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Definitely one of the funnier episodes of MST3K (at least in my own opinion)!

    • @mamc1986
      @mamc1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its just so cliche. A deformed guy, falls in love with a blind girl (especially a hot one) and things don't go as planned, or it does. Hollywood just never seems to run out of cliches. :/

    • @maxtew6521
      @maxtew6521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed. Definitely overlooked in the canon of greater MST3K episodes.

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose 12 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "And the insurance company considers it cosmetic." LOL---that joke hasn't aged at all.

  • @indy_go_blue6048
    @indy_go_blue6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    $2-3K for eye surgery. That'd just about enough to pay for a few of the diagnostic tests that'd be required today before they even considered the surgery.

  • @leifcatt
    @leifcatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    After leaving high school, Rondo joined the Florida National Guard to pursue a military career. Rondo first saw battle in the Mexican border war and then in France in World War I. There, he was exposed to poison gas, was hospitalized with lung injury, and was subsequently medically discharged from service and consigned to a pension.
    Returning to Tampa, he took employment as a reporter for the Tampa Tribune, where he worked until 1936 when he moved to Hollywood.
    Sometime after his exposure to the poison gas, Rondo began to develop acromegaly, a slowly progressive medical condition, which brings mutations after a person has matured physically, and reached their adult height.
    Acromegaly (a disorder of the pituitary gland) causes deformation of bones in the head, hands and feet, and internal and external soft tissues. The body resumes production of growth hormone, but as the bone structure can no longer continue symmetric growth (as in giantism). According to all available sources, Rondo's acromegaly was a result of the poison gas he'd been exposed to, though it is almost always caused by a tumor on the pituitary.
    This was filmed in 1945. Rondo was going blind because of his exposure to the poison gas in WW1.
    Rondo died Feb. 2nd 1946 of a heart attack at the age of 51.

    • @Styles_Breez
      @Styles_Breez 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ugh that's horrible. Rip

    • @kevindouglas5333
      @kevindouglas5333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No. Poison gas was a line made up by the studio

    • @dustyhurd424
      @dustyhurd424 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's also worth noting that he was voted Handsomest Boy senior year in high school.

  • @TemmiePlays
    @TemmiePlays 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This one has one of the best pre-movie shorts.
    If only it had electric chickens of tomorrow

    • @nyarg33
      @nyarg33 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time study

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chicken of Tomorrow: no 7 - 9 week old broilers or fryers - which btw, is why its "buffalo wings" instead of drumsticks. The chicken they sell today is way too old to fry. Enjoy your "buffalo wings" suckers.

  • @SupesMe
    @SupesMe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Read and watch up on Rondo Hatton, He's a fascinating guy much like Tor Johnson.

    • @indy_go_blue6048
      @indy_go_blue6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's a pathetic man (meant in a sympathetic sense); his looks were normal until he developed that disfiguring hormone impairment.

    • @maxtew6521
      @maxtew6521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@indy_go_blue6048 Yeah, I did some research some montha back, too. Sad story. I'm glad he got to make a career for himself, though.

    • @jadentheprinceofdarkness4824
      @jadentheprinceofdarkness4824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rondo and Tor
      The Thuggish but gentle Titans of B Horror

  • @teresas8173
    @teresas8173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “It’s just magnificent when the Tall Ships come into the harbor”, Tom 😂

  • @davidmorse3190
    @davidmorse3190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yes, I'd like to join the unholy alliance of big oil and big chicken

  • @guitar8890
    @guitar8890 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Cried with laughter watching this episode. One of their best ever. :D

  • @SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677
    @SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love that Mike isn't at all shock with Tom being inside an egg.

  • @kaejae24
    @kaejae24 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    HERE'S NUMBER 23 DONNELY
    but be quiet, we have to sneak up on him

  • @chimpinaneckbrace
    @chimpinaneckbrace 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    35:55 Mike can't stop laughing at the cranky old grocery man. LOL.

  • @RyKells
    @RyKells 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    🎤Eat and grow forever...🎤

  • @guardian08527
    @guardian08527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Speed is essential" Crawling along at 7 MPH.

  • @mamarine81
    @mamarine81 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    35:55 When Mike loses his mind at the old man...so funny.

  • @nunyabiz2889
    @nunyabiz2889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mike was having a tough time holding it together there for a bit with that cranky store owner 😂😂😂. That made for one of the funniest scenes to come from this show.

  • @GeishaShattori
    @GeishaShattori 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the look on Dr. Forrester's face at the end as the potion he uses on "Sandy" takes effect!

  • @RobertMuldooJP
    @RobertMuldooJP 13 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Yes, chicken sliced to the width of one electron"

  • @MikeKye200
    @MikeKye200 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Hi, Creeper.
    Hi, fella.

    • @primepm8861
      @primepm8861 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Evening, Creeper.
      Hi, Person.

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@primepm8861 Who's there?
      It's me, Mr creeper. I'm all creeped out.

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    There's a line between "curmudgeon" and "High King of the Misanthropes" and I think the shopkeeper crossed it going 80 mph.

  • @analogkid01
    @analogkid01  11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There is - episode 412, "Hercules and the Captive Women." She doesn't stick around for long, though - she gets bored and claims she has other things to do. I think the bulkiness of the puppet, plus the fact that she was operated by producer Jim Mallon, led to only a brief appearance in the theater.

  • @mattschneider6773
    @mattschneider6773 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Really shouldn't do this when I'm on the crapper....

  • @kessel251
    @kessel251 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I wish I could live under a dock.

  • @ApatheticFoxboy
    @ApatheticFoxboy 12 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    What the flying f---! That wasn't no special camera. They just broke open those eggs while they were developing!

    • @indy_go_blue6048
      @indy_go_blue6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's okay. According to some moderns, they're not really chickens until AFTER they leave the egg.

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@indy_go_blue6048 i c wat u did there

  • @1blahblahblog
    @1blahblahblog 12 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ok, my Mama told me of this show, and I looked it up. She said that she loved it, and so would I. She was right. I like the chicken part:
    "AH! the car's taken off with no driver! The Chickens have taken over!"

  • @Axolotl_Mischief
    @Axolotl_Mischief 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I'll go get a whole bunch of paper towels."
    haha

  • @thegirlnextdork
    @thegirlnextdork 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was really hoping that Torgo was going to be Pearl's date.