The A Date With Your Family narrator Is Your Friend. The narrator wants you to be happy. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be happy is treason. Treason is punishable by summary execution.
A Date With Your Family is nothing more than the sick fantasy of a fascist aasshole control freak. All that's missing is a nazi salute. You can have a personality at the dinner table, too.
I love Mike's range in the opening segment - busy, creative, surprised, going for the jugular, and just washing his hands of it all, all in 30 seconds and no dialogue needed. Tom and Crow are perfect vict-- I mean foils for the shenanigans.
Some great riffs in this one. "Request landing instructions" Tom: Well keep coming down until you're not in the sky anymore. "Got a light?" Crow: I think I hear one coming.
Fun fact: Dr. Forester's experiment at the beginning of the episode is based on a famous experiment done by Harry Harlow in the 1950s. Crow's preference for the wire "mother" is the exact opposite of the results Harlow got when he did this to baby monkeys. The giant pin cushion, however, is all Dr. F. :)
Interesting, thanks! Thinking back on Harlow, didn't his "monkey-scaring" machine (not to knock Harlow, but some of his methods seem slightly... arbitrary? Weird? Introducing a lot of extra variables for no benefit, at least) look something like Mike's killer bot? EDIT: IT TOTALLY DID! th-cam.com/video/OrNBEhzjg8I/w-d-xo.html
Really good point on Wikipedia: "On a philosophical level the film is also often viewed as humorously (and unintentionally) ironic, as the lesson it communicates encourages citizens to subordinate their individual needs and desires to that of the State in order to combat Communism."
It's especially evident in George's flashback with the U.S. Army. They make almost the exact same command that the Communist Window Washer does except the latter is more violent about it. But somehow the U.S. is justified in doing it for ...reasons?🤷
Reminds me of the scene in "Independence Day" when the fighters pilots are laughing at Will Smiths joke in the briefing room while millions of people are dead or dying.
@@LukeManchild Well even the Japanese town commission in Godzilla Minus One had a brief chuckle despite the fact that they are discussing a suicidal mission with zero guarantee of success and having survived Godzilla causing the death of millions.
The two Lois Lanes are not the only superhero connection with this movie. The main star Gerald Mohr went on to be the voices of the Hal Jordan Green Lantern for Filmation's Superman/Aquaman Hour of Adventure and Reed Richards for Hanna Barbara's Fantastic Four cartoon.
He was also the voice of The Scorpion, the villain in the Captain Marvel serial. The actual villain was one of the other characters, but they had Mohr do the voice so the audience wouldn't know who it was until the very end.
@@jman3504 : There were rules back then, just like there have _always been._ I also have no idea what makes you think that this particular joke would be considered objectionable today, other than perhaps a persecution complex.
the movie doesn't talk about the consequences of the industrialist going back to his San Francisco plant and shooting his innocent window-washer for being a communist spy
I am curious. Is he really? So when he goes back after hypnosis is he going to get an innocent man arrested? I am interested because I like the Window Washer because he does remind me of Peter Lorre, who I am a huge fan of. ("Rick save me!")😉
I saw Cinematic Titanic about a year ago, and on my way to the meet-and-greet I literally ran into Joel. We had a "Whoa, sorry buddy!" moment then I wen't "Oh...OH! Sorry, Joel!" as he smirked and walked away.
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@@guilmon182 I'm saying these shorts must have been made by aliens. The message behind the dinner here was . . . just fake iT. No one had a name. Behave, some Big Brother is watching. :) That smile is fake too. I must say I'm surprised to see someone on top of a comment to a four year old comment.
@1:31 Mike Dodge (1937-2015) played the H-bomb. He was a writer on Season 6 and later played the boss, “Bob Honcho” (originally Bob Rhino) in the post MST3K series, “The Film Crew.” It’s unusual to see someone outside of Mike, Kevin, et als playing a character on the show.
Crow on the two Lois Lanes: "Well...let's not get into that whole Kirk/Picard thing here; they were BOTH very good." Sounds like some comparisons people like to make all of the time in this comment section... doesn't it? And I tend to agree with Crow.
I just can't get enough of the enemy smacking the gruff-sounding businessman across the face in his office. His high-pitched "SHUT UP!" coupled with the smacking sound of his hand is pure gold.
+Kurt Reber Do not know about that, but I forgot to mention that he was also Strieker (I probably spelled it wrong), Ziegfried's henchman on "Get Smart".
I stand corrected. Thing is, I knew King Moody played Shtarker, as well as one of the first Ronald McDonald's. He is in a movie MST3K riffed, Teenagers From Outer Space, and I must have mixed them up when I made my comment. th-cam.com/video/0WopX1tfJXc/w-d-xo.html
I'm so glad Mike and the boys kept going after the show was cancelled with Rifftrax. It doesn't have the same charm as Mike, Crow and Servo..... but at least the jokes keep coming.
Wikipedia says this film made $1.2 million on a budget of only $127,000. That's a hell of a return on investment, considering the movie is about 50% stock footage the producers likely got for free from the military!
Most likely because they were paid by arms producers to make the movie. Scare people into accepting arms spending. The statements in the movie make this really clear.
@@PRH123 : It's a hilarious piece of unintentional self-parody, that's for sure. Of course, the not-so-hilarious part of it is that the military-industrial(-congressional) complex is alive and well today.
@h_Stormcock : It's not a "product of its time"; it's a product of shitty, hypocritical thinking that's still going strong. "Communism is evil" isn't an effective basis for political policy or a worldview, yet many seem to think it is.
@@Mistah_Boombastic_BiggieCheeseCommunism is just an idea, just like capitalism. The people in charge of things and their intentions with how they'll run it are what can be evil. The red scares we've had in America are anti-union and workers rights fear-mongering movements, honestly.
59:55 When servo says '....Dollman is here!' It's a reference to a character called Dollman, played by Tim thomerson. An actor you would recognize on site but not be able to place. The movie's full title is, 'Dollman Vs, Demonic Toys'. The movie was made by the studio 'Full moon' Rifftrax fan's may recognize the company from, 'Subspecies 4' and 'Shrunken Heads' two movies they riffed, in the past. Cheers from Canada
It’s so cute how this movie tried being timeless by not naming “the enemy” while still having it painfully obvious that it’s the Russians. Were they afraid of censorship or something?
I watch this show all the time, since I was little I go to sleep watching it - its like having old friends talk in the background, and this opening is still one of the funniest ones. Also, I was born in the late eighties, so this 'fkd up 50s' issue is painful to watch lol
Five years later, Noel Neill died July 3, 2106. From her Wiki: “Her publicist and biographer, Larry Ward, paid tribute to her role as Lois Lane, as did actor Mark Hamill.” Phyllis Coates is 94.
@drystyx: "Greatest achievements in film directing"...I know what you mean - most film critics won't mention the opening tracking shot of Touch of Evil, the chariot race in Ben Hur, the Odessa steps sequence from Battleship Potemkin, all of Metropolis, all of The Fall, all of Jeunet's magical Amelie, or Robert Altman's exquisitely nuanced choreography of Gosford Park without immediately dismissing them in favor of the dam-bursting sequence in Invasion USA. Starring two Lois Lanes.
The "Date with your Family" short embodies nearly everything that was wrong with the United States in the 1950s. Invasion USA covers the few wrongs that the short doesn't showcase, creating an MST3K episode that could be alternatively titled "Why the 1950s in America Utterly Sucked"
You need to remember those adults lived through two world wars, The Great Depression, and a deadly flu epidemic, let alone paralytic polio could strike you at any time. They just wanted a few years of normal, for petesakes.
I think a lack of research is a key ingrediant in a terrible movie. And this movie is worse than Radar Secret Service. At one point it claims that a battleship is hit by an A Bomb. Apparently, the fire spreads and the captain gives the order to abandon ship. After being hit by an A Bomb. An A Bomb.
Jared Richardson The film definitely throws around nuclear and atomic weapons as if they were everyday things. Guess we can be glad they didn't go "they're using A-bomb bullets!"
1:00:44 Does anyone know what the, 'Vince Coleman's final revenge' is a reference too? I know he played for the Cardinals, broke stolen base records and landed up missing most of the World series one year because he fell and got stuck under the tarpaulin, used during a rain delay! He left St. Louis in the early 90's and got a big contract from the Mets. Not sure why the Nuke footage, is Coleman's revenge? Unless New York is getting blowed up Any ideas, Sports Fans??
"Many families across the country observe the custom of saying grace at meal time." "Please God, take me now." If I'm ever forced to join in a gathered blessing, I'am so going to be thinking that the whole time. XD
So, did newspaper boys get sheet music with their stack of papers? Did they go to rehearsals? Did they have to sing headlines on slow news days? Like, “Stock Maaarket Largely Unaaaafected by Disa-Pooointing Jobs Repoooort...”
I love how almost immediately start humming and marching to the Soviet Union anthem as the soldier takes over and speaks on the radio. Like, Crow bouncing. Edit 4 years late, it turns out I was mistaken, it was The International that they start pantomiming and humming to.
"Wrong thinking is punishable. Right thinking will be as quickly rewarded. You will find it an effective combination."--Gene Roddenberry from ST:TOS episode "The Menagerie "
I'm sure the makers of this film did not understand how atomic bombs work. If Hoover Dam was nuked, there would be no flooding as all the water would have evaporated from the heat and then rained down as radioactive rain.
What's the biggest farce: Soviets acting like Nazis or Soviets flying B-29s? (A) the former. Soviets actually had B-29s...reverse-engineered B-29s, known as Tupolev Tu4 "Bull". They were made after 3 B-29s were captured following forced-landings.
BugPope Or, maybe, since we are dealing with an extremely-low-budget movie (considering that is the premise of MST3K's existence), they couldn't get a hold of Russian uniforms, let alone afford them? We're talking early Cold War, after all. Nowadays, you can get as many uniforms--and as much Russian stock footage--as you want for almost _nothing._ Easy Peasy.
There is one authentic PPSH-41 sub-machine gun in one scene, and (poor) replica Soviet general uniforms...buuut the rest is stock footage and lazy production values.
They were exact copies, as per Stalin’s orders. Right down to the aluminum panels that covered previous bullet holes that the original plane had received. Best not to piss off Uncle Joe. The tundra of Siberia is littered with the graves of those who did, and also those who didn’t. Good old Uncle Joe, such a kidder that man was…
That "date with your family" short is so weird. The 1950s were all about repression. I'm so glad I wasn't around for them. It has some off the most hilarious lines in any MST episode "..remember, emotions are for ethnic people" "...and of course no one eats until father has started." "Father feigns eating, draws junior out, then disowns him!" "A violent argument erupts over whos day was more pleasant" "Maybe I should have washed my hands after handling that dead woodchuck"
August West Actually, something I just realized...it seems like all the major world powers were interested in ideals - the Germans wanted to create an ideal race, the Russians and Chinese wanted to create an ideal society, and the US wanted to create the ideal family. The French wanted the ideal souffle.
Don't judge a decade by one movie. Or by movies, in general. The world IS a much more vulgar place now, which is a shame. What you call repression, I call civility. I wasn't alive back then (that I know of) but I wish I had been, although I would have just taken it for granted and not appreciated what I had.
You can never make that joke nowadays. This show was politically incorrect and I love it. The first few minutes of this show was something straight out of the muppets lol
@@Mistah_Boombastic_BiggieCheese You do understand that joke was explicitly making fun of 1950s conservative social norms? "Dating a negro" during Jim Crow, was seen as the "woke" position because it recognized people of color as actually being people, something conservatives struggled with and continue to struggle with today. It's course appropriation of Jim Crow Era lingo, but far from "anti-pc."
"Father I had a feeling today!"
"Well don't, son."
“Daddy, I’m dating a negro. Tee hee”
"I'm dating a negro!"
The A Date With Your Family narrator Is Your Friend. The narrator wants you to be happy. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be happy is treason. Treason is punishable by summary execution.
*Flashes you the tabletop gamer secret society sign.*
A Date With Your Family is nothing more than the sick fantasy of a fascist aasshole control freak. All that's missing is a nazi salute. You can have a personality at the dinner table, too.
That short is the scariest thing I`ve seen on mST3K yet. Just curious....WHEN were you supposed to bring up "less pleasant" topics in the 50`s ?
Wait until the 60's, apparently.
haha-- I was thinking "No wonder kids went wild and free in the Sixties!"
"Father feigns eating to draw junior out, then disowns him!"
HA! HA!
Pure 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I was just watching Diabolik the other night and realized crow's "mother" is one of the items crow is taking to Earth, nice lil call back
I love Mike's range in the opening segment - busy, creative, surprised, going for the jugular, and just washing his hands of it all, all in 30 seconds and no dialogue needed. Tom and Crow are perfect vict-- I mean foils for the shenanigans.
This isnt a movie; it's a radio drama with accompanying stock footage.
Some great riffs in this one.
"Request landing instructions"
Tom: Well keep coming down until you're not in the sky anymore.
"Got a light?"
Crow: I think I hear one coming.
I like the comments that use words and sentences to express a point of view.
What a particular pleasant diversion.
Such comments leave me feeling mildly pleased, but not TOO pleased of course
Date With Your Family is the best. Never gets old.
A Date With Your Crime Family is better!
You don't know my family... 😉
The Woody Allen story
A date without your family priceless
I'm not sure why, but when Crow screeched while hugging his 'mother' it cracked me up!
Fun fact: Dr. Forester's experiment at the beginning of the episode is based on a famous experiment done by Harry Harlow in the 1950s. Crow's preference for the wire "mother" is the exact opposite of the results Harlow got when he did this to baby monkeys. The giant pin cushion, however, is all Dr. F. :)
Another fun FACT: In addition to his huge greatness, Dr. Forrester is quite a guy. Everybody likes him... just not as a mother.
Interesting, thanks! Thinking back on Harlow, didn't his "monkey-scaring" machine (not to knock Harlow, but some of his methods seem slightly... arbitrary? Weird? Introducing a lot of extra variables for no benefit, at least) look something like Mike's killer bot?
EDIT: IT TOTALLY DID! th-cam.com/video/OrNBEhzjg8I/w-d-xo.html
@@michaelccozens I would totally choose Mikes killer robot, but I was raised by mad scientists.
Really good point on Wikipedia: "On a philosophical level the film is also often viewed as humorously (and unintentionally) ironic, as the lesson it communicates encourages citizens to subordinate their individual needs and desires to that of the State in order to combat Communism."
It's especially evident in George's flashback with the U.S. Army. They make almost the exact same command that the Communist Window Washer does except the latter is more violent about it. But somehow the U.S. is justified in doing it for ...reasons?🤷
@@julieporter7805 The reason is they aren't communists so it must be fine, classic 50s logic lol
"THE WOODY ALLEN STORY!" has always made me crack up every single time
I love that despite THREE atom bombs, life remains cozy at the bar....no dash for bread here!
well it was the duck and cover generation...gotta keep the public blissfully unaware of the true devastation of nukes!
"The bread can wait. We need to dash for that booze!"
But who will save the toilet paper?
Reminds me of the scene in "Independence Day" when the fighters pilots are laughing at Will Smiths joke in the briefing room while millions of people are dead or dying.
@@LukeManchild Well even the Japanese town commission in Godzilla Minus One had a brief chuckle despite the fact that they are discussing a suicidal mission with zero guarantee of success and having survived Godzilla causing the death of millions.
The two Lois Lanes are not the only superhero connection with this movie. The main star Gerald Mohr went on to be the voices of the Hal Jordan Green Lantern for Filmation's Superman/Aquaman Hour of Adventure and Reed Richards for Hanna Barbara's Fantastic Four cartoon.
Gremlin1960 Thanks was wondering why his voice was so familiar.
He was also the voice of The Scorpion, the villain in the Captain Marvel serial. The actual villain was one of the other characters, but they had Mohr do the voice so the audience wouldn't know who it was until the very end.
Everything wrong with how I eat dinner is explained in this short. You're supposed to wear pants to the table? That's new...
I always thought that both the pants and the table were optional.
Who dresses up for dinner? Also, everyone is white here!
You're supposed to eat at a table??
@@ElTurbinado I eat on an ironing board.
Whats a table?
I love Crow’s “formal hair-do” and how husky Tom Servo looks in a suit 😂🤵🏻
He had a slicked back crest 😂
I love how they left in Trace's flub at 36:24, it has to be at least as funny as whatever he was meant to say.
Ikr, that's far funnier lol
I like how Kevin reacts in character and turns Tom, laughs quietly
That opening short that they riffed on was more horrific than any horror movie they showed in the entire history of MST3K
Watching that makes you realize why the 1960's happened.
Scott C -
I'm 72....
You had to be there.
@@GoldenShellback I'm good. If I was there I would've either ended up marrying a woman I didn't love or getting lobotomized for being gay
True unintentional existential horror. Makes me appreciate the crazy family I grew up with. At least we had dinner like human beings.
“Emotions are for ethnic people” always makes me lose it
17:07 The actor who played the bartender was in some Three Stooges episodes.
"His helmet is ribbed for her pleasure"-mike LOL god they drop some filthy goodness all over this show.
There were no rules back then. Sadly, unlike today.
@@jman3504 : There were rules back then, just like there have _always been._ I also have no idea what makes you think that this particular joke would be considered objectionable today, other than perhaps a persecution complex.
This movie and short combo paint a very warpped and disturbing view of the 50's...
I can't stress "unemotional" enough.
It's easy to see why America went crazy in the '60s, after a decade of enduring this.
All white people! All the time!
@@wadecarmen7501 as a white person, i can agree with that.
Like now.
"Mike, this sucks! Can we just EAT?!"
Love it! XD
Fun Fact: The hypnotist in this movie was played by The Old Man (head of OCP) from Robocop. Guess he assembled the best spin team he had.
"You call THIS a movie?!"
Good ol' Dan O'Herlihy. Dude was fortunate to not have been in RoboSlop 3.
Huh. So THIS is how Conal Cochran recruited people originally to Silver Shamrock....
49:46 "anybody got a light?"
"I think I hear one coming!"
Now there's a line I wish was actually in the movie
Probably would've made the movie better.
Crow "As your President let me apologize for not seeing this invasion coming"
Mike was like, I just realized the President's approval rating is dropping.
He's definitely not getting a second term
the movie doesn't talk about the consequences of the industrialist going back to his San Francisco plant and shooting his innocent window-washer for being a communist spy
I am curious. Is he really? So when he goes back after hypnosis is he going to get an innocent man arrested? I am interested because I like the Window Washer because he does remind me of Peter Lorre, who I am a huge fan of. ("Rick save me!")😉
"I could make an entire movie using this stock footage!" -Ed Wood
PULL THE STRING!
I've always loved how Crow's net gets "combed back" on formal occasions.
God, the window cleaner squeaking over the conversation kills me every time!
Mike's disgusted walk-away from the robot he just had to destroy is friggin' genius.
"I just wanna make tractorrrrrrrs!!"
"Emotions are for ethnic people." Nearly did a spit-take.
Only ethnic people enjoy the sun!
I saw Cinematic Titanic about a year ago, and on my way to the meet-and-greet I literally ran into Joel. We had a "Whoa, sorry buddy!" moment then I wen't "Oh...OH! Sorry, Joel!" as he smirked and walked away.
I swear, these shorts are made for and by aliens wishing to assimilate.
Or Mormons.
Same difference.
Pretty sure it was some of the Nazi propagandists the US scooped up after WWII
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@@andrewfrankovic6821 W-...what?
@@guilmon182 I'm saying these shorts must have been made by aliens. The message behind the dinner here was . . . just fake iT. No one had a name. Behave, some Big Brother is watching. :) That smile is fake too. I must say I'm surprised to see someone on top of a comment to a four year old comment.
@1:31 Mike Dodge (1937-2015) played the H-bomb. He was a writer on Season 6 and later played the boss, “Bob Honcho” (originally Bob Rhino) in the post MST3K series, “The Film Crew.” It’s unusual to see someone outside of Mike, Kevin, et als playing a character on the show.
I think you mean 1:08:00
Crow on the two Lois Lanes: "Well...let's not get into that whole Kirk/Picard thing here; they were BOTH very good."
Sounds like some comparisons people like to make all of the time in this comment section... doesn't it? And I tend to agree with Crow.
Crow's scream at 4:30. Dear God, Crow's horrific scream...
Generation Exorcist mike almost lost it
Crow has THE BEST screams.
I just can't get enough of the enemy smacking the gruff-sounding businessman across the face in his office. His high-pitched "SHUT UP!" coupled with the smacking sound of his hand is pure gold.
The jokes in the Date With Your Family short are hilarious.
The actor playing Mr. Ohman (Dan O'Herlihy) was in the first two Robocop movies, as well as Twin Peaks!
also The Last Starfighter!
+buttchop2021 and ine of the hurlihy boys on snl?
+Kurt Reber Do not know about that, but I forgot to mention that he was also Strieker (I probably spelled it wrong), Ziegfried's henchman on "Get Smart".
I stand corrected. Thing is, I knew King Moody played Shtarker, as well as one of the first Ronald McDonald's. He is in a movie MST3K riffed, Teenagers From Outer Space, and I must have mixed them up when I made my comment.
th-cam.com/video/0WopX1tfJXc/w-d-xo.html
he also got nominated for an Oscar around the same time as this movie, And was the villain in Halloween III.
I'm so glad Mike and the boys kept going after the show was cancelled with Rifftrax. It doesn't have the same charm as Mike, Crow and Servo..... but at least the jokes keep coming.
"Tractor police, John Deere squad"...NOW THAT MADE MY DAY!
Wikipedia says this film made $1.2 million on a budget of only $127,000. That's a hell of a return on investment, considering the movie is about 50% stock footage the producers likely got for free from the military!
Most likely because they were paid by arms producers to make the movie. Scare people into accepting arms spending. The statements in the movie make this really clear.
@@PRH123 : It's a hilarious piece of unintentional self-parody, that's for sure. Of course, the not-so-hilarious part of it is that the military-industrial(-congressional) complex is alive and well today.
@@ludicerXIt’s a 72 year old movie, product of its time. Communism is evil but you could send that message better than this.
@h_Stormcock : It's not a "product of its time"; it's a product of shitty, hypocritical thinking that's still going strong. "Communism is evil" isn't an effective basis for political policy or a worldview, yet many seem to think it is.
@@Mistah_Boombastic_BiggieCheeseCommunism is just an idea, just like capitalism. The people in charge of things and their intentions with how they'll run it are what can be evil. The red scares we've had in America are anti-union and workers rights fear-mongering movements, honestly.
Absolutely peak riffing form in the whole series.
I love how they alternated between footage of jet fighters and ww2 combat footage. Also how they showed b17s, b29s and b36s.
Hahah, love it when Crow is all buttoned down for dinner how his head... thing... is on back to front so it sits down ^_^
59:55
When servo says
'....Dollman is here!'
It's a reference to a character called Dollman, played by Tim thomerson.
An actor you would recognize on site but not be able to place.
The movie's full title is,
'Dollman Vs, Demonic Toys'. The movie was made by the studio
'Full moon' Rifftrax fan's may recognize the company from, 'Subspecies 4' and 'Shrunken Heads' two movies they riffed, in the past.
Cheers from Canada
"Knows all the angles..."
"Calls himself 'Euclid..."
XD
3:50 - Tom Servo, about the “wire mother” with the bottle sticking out nipple first: “I thought they usually have two of those.” 🤣
Wolf-girls can have up to 10 UwU
1:38 - 2:35 Mike tampered in Joel's domain
I've said it before and I'll say it again; "perhaps booze would alleviate this situation."
Omgggg 😄😄😄😄 ~ The Dinner Date with your Family part, had me Lolling like every 10 seconds...😂😂😂😂
The guy leading the Red invasion forces must be a distant ancestor of Starfleet's CMDR Chekov...
He has the same bad accent.
It’s so cute how this movie tried being timeless by not naming “the enemy” while still having it painfully obvious that it’s the Russians. Were they afraid of censorship or something?
They were probably torn between the USSR and Chinese and decided to not date themselves
21:18 the squeaky window cleaning is so funny
Let me boil down the Short at the beginning of the film:
"Don't act like a human being, thanks."
Also, "Go piss up a rope!" That had me rolling. :p
"My dog has no nose!" "How does he smell?" "Awful!"
"I'm torn between mourning my boyfriend and Marxist dogma...hmm, mourning my boyfriend or Marxist dogma?"
The conflict between 'mourning' & 'dogma' is a bourgeois linguistic manipulation to divert you from the class conflict which drives history.
I watch this show all the time, since I was little I go to sleep watching it - its like having old friends talk in the background, and this opening is still one of the funniest ones. Also, I was born in the late eighties, so this 'fkd up 50s' issue is painful to watch lol
There's a bellhop at my hotel, knows all the angles, calls himself Euclid
27:19 the invaders knew the perfect time to start their attack, when everyone was getting baked.
21:30 Gees! This has to be the first guy in U.S. industrial history upset that the Feds want to place an order with him!
I know right! i thought that was ridiculous too. must be a green partier.
"Many families throughout the country observe the custom of saying Grace at mealtime."
"Please, God, take me now!"
Hahaha! XD
"Pass the beer nuts, you back-ass cracker." I gotta remember that one.
"You'll have to give to public television." LOL
This was a really funny episode. And I loved seeing Dan O'Herlihy. He's cool in pretty much anything.
Fun fact: as of today (02/14/16), Phyllis Coates and Noel Neill are both still alive, at the respective ages of 89 and 95.
RIP Noel Niell :(
Didn't take long.
Five years later, Noel Neill died July 3, 2106. From her Wiki: “Her publicist and biographer, Larry Ward, paid tribute to her role as Lois Lane, as did actor Mark Hamill.”
Phyllis Coates is 94.
And if you donate to the Military Industrial Complex, you'll get a nifty tote bag!
@drystyx: "Greatest achievements in film directing"...I know what you mean - most film critics won't mention the opening tracking shot of Touch of Evil, the chariot race in Ben Hur, the Odessa steps sequence from Battleship Potemkin, all of Metropolis, all of The Fall, all of Jeunet's magical Amelie, or Robert Altman's exquisitely nuanced choreography of Gosford Park without immediately dismissing them in favor of the dam-bursting sequence in Invasion USA. Starring two Lois Lanes.
The "Date with your Family" short embodies nearly everything that was wrong with the United States in the 1950s. Invasion USA covers the few wrongs that the short doesn't showcase, creating an MST3K episode that could be alternatively titled "Why the 1950s in America Utterly Sucked"
What the hell kind of dystopian future did the 50’s want us to live in??!
So many damn rules lmao
You need to remember those adults lived through two world wars, The Great Depression, and a deadly flu epidemic, let alone paralytic polio could strike you at any time. They just wanted a few years of normal, for petesakes.
I think a lack of research is a key ingrediant in a terrible movie. And this movie is worse than Radar Secret Service. At one point it claims that a battleship is hit by an A Bomb. Apparently, the fire spreads and the captain gives the order to abandon ship. After being hit by an A Bomb. An A Bomb.
That's not mere lack of research, that's "the writer had a stroke while doing this part of the screenplay"
Ha, or "writer wrote script after being hit in the head with a hammer, some 200 or some times."
Jared Richardson
The film definitely throws around nuclear and atomic weapons as if they were everyday things. Guess we can be glad they didn't go "they're using A-bomb bullets!"
80MWH
Shhh, say that too loud and Michael Bay will here you
well yea, it was just HIT by the bomb, it didn't go off
God, I've seen this so many times and I only just now picked up on the Sylvia Plath reference at 6:07. Cold-blooded, ha.
A Date With Your Family is the most terrifying short they ever featured, and I'm including A Case of Spring Fever.
They have made a lot of Casablanca jokes over the years but
"Look, you're getting on that Russian..."
has got to be the best.
1:00:44
Does anyone know what the, 'Vince Coleman's final revenge' is a reference too?
I know he played for the Cardinals, broke stolen base records and landed up missing most of the World series one year because he fell and got stuck under the tarpaulin, used during a rain delay!
He left St. Louis in the early 90's and got a big contract from the Mets.
Not sure why the Nuke footage, is Coleman's revenge? Unless New York is getting blowed up
Any ideas, Sports Fans??
"Hey, Hey nyet means nyet!"
"Many families across the country observe the custom of saying grace at meal time."
"Please God, take me now."
If I'm ever forced to join in a gathered blessing, I'am so going to be thinking that the whole time. XD
haha i should have used that, if im ever in that awkward situation i just look around the room or my watch
My family won't ever ask that of me cause they know I'm an atheist.
@@christallh24 An atheist and vegan walk into a bar; who tells everyone what they are first?
@@chuckn4851 I've no idea. It be most likely the atheist would be in a bar full of "god-fearing" hypocrites, though.
@@chuckn4851 This is funny, except we all know Christians advertise their faith WAAAAAY more than atheists and vegans combined!
And that's how you social engineer a family into an industrial element ran by the military.
So, did newspaper boys get sheet music with their stack of papers? Did they go to rehearsals? Did they have to sing headlines on slow news days? Like, “Stock Maaarket Largely Unaaaafected by Disa-Pooointing Jobs Repoooort...”
A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant.
44:32 - I have a feeling the question "Dad, can I be in your film?" was involved.
I love how almost immediately start humming and marching to the Soviet Union anthem as the soldier takes over and speaks on the radio. Like, Crow bouncing.
Edit 4 years late, it turns out I was mistaken, it was The International that they start pantomiming and humming to.
Second one in a row I’ve never seen before. Thanks for posting!
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"Wrong thinking is punishable. Right thinking will be as quickly rewarded. You will find it an effective combination."--Gene Roddenberry from ST:TOS episode "The Menagerie "
Absolutely The Funniest Episode I Have Seen Yet
1:09:26
20 years and this joke still sounds like it was written today. That's progress folks!
It's funnier in 2023 with an actual war in Eastern Europe
I'm sure the makers of this film did not understand how atomic bombs work. If Hoover Dam was nuked, there would be no flooding as all the water would have evaporated from the heat and then rained down as radioactive rain.
This is why the '60's were all about rebellion. People saw that short film and said screw this! And the world is a better place for it.
christianlorre oh yeah, everyone acting like a fussy two-year-old and doing the opposite of whatever they're told, *so* much better
The 60s were an awful time anf they grew to be in their 30s in the 80s, which was not rebellious lol
16:16 Albert Glasser: the man who holds you down and pummels you with music
This movie was remade 20 odd years later as a Christsploitation flick called 'If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?'.
In the midst of all the chaos, WHY would the entire family get in the BACK of the cab???
Oddly enough, a Date With Your Family is narrated by Ward Cleaver.
What's the biggest farce: Soviets acting like Nazis or Soviets flying B-29s?
(A) the former. Soviets actually had B-29s...reverse-engineered B-29s, known as Tupolev Tu4 "Bull". They were made after 3 B-29s were captured following forced-landings.
BugPope
Or, maybe, since we are dealing with an extremely-low-budget movie (considering that is the premise of MST3K's existence), they couldn't get a hold of Russian uniforms, let alone afford them? We're talking early Cold War, after all. Nowadays, you can get as many uniforms--and as much Russian stock footage--as you want for almost _nothing._ Easy Peasy.
There is one authentic PPSH-41 sub-machine gun in one scene, and (poor) replica Soviet general uniforms...buuut the rest is stock footage and lazy production values.
@@Mr_Bunk I think you mean replica Willage People outfits.
They were exact copies, as per Stalin’s orders. Right down to the aluminum panels that covered previous bullet holes that the original plane had received. Best not to piss off Uncle Joe. The tundra of Siberia is littered with the graves of those who did, and also those who didn’t. Good old Uncle Joe, such a kidder that man was…
That "date with your family" short is so weird. The 1950s were all about repression. I'm so glad I wasn't around for them. It has some off the most hilarious lines in any MST episode
"..remember, emotions are for ethnic people"
"...and of course no one eats until father has started."
"Father feigns eating, draws junior out, then disowns him!"
"A violent argument erupts over whos day was more pleasant"
"Maybe I should have washed my hands after handling that dead woodchuck"
August West Actually, something I just realized...it seems like all the major world powers were interested in ideals - the Germans wanted to create an ideal race, the Russians and Chinese wanted to create an ideal society, and the US wanted to create the ideal family. The French wanted the ideal souffle.
analogkid01 haha! Well said, and very very true. What a weird time in history...
The '50s were preferable to any other decade, IMNSHO.
Don't judge a decade by one movie. Or by movies, in general. The world IS a much more vulgar place now, which is a shame. What you call repression, I call civility. I wasn't alive back then (that I know of) but I wish I had been, although I would have just taken it for granted and not appreciated what I had.
Patrick Ney yeah that's what's called nostalgia. And it is completely blind to the facts. But it's great!
At the dinner table, little kid is thinking to himself, 'yeah, I'm gonna be shooting heroin as soon as i am able".....
" Dad im dating a negro! " lmaooooo
You can never make that joke nowadays. This show was politically incorrect and I love it. The first few minutes of this show was something straight out of the muppets lol
@@Mistah_Boombastic_BiggieCheese You do understand that joke was explicitly making fun of 1950s conservative social norms? "Dating a negro" during Jim Crow, was seen as the "woke" position because it recognized people of color as actually being people, something conservatives struggled with and continue to struggle with today.
It's course appropriation of Jim Crow Era lingo, but far from "anti-pc."
@ 36:25 Trace flubs his line and they kept it in. Was it because it was funny or because he tried multiple times but couldn't say the line correctly?
Given how easy it would be to ADR the correct line, I think it was just too funny (and with Kevin's reaction) and they decided to leave it in.
Dinner Date with the Robots almost made me piss myself I laughed so hard!!!
9:55 "Father, I had a feeling today." "Well don't, son."