MST3K: The Touch of Satan (FULL MOVIE)

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  • @kenimiller3896
    @kenimiller3896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Hey, I'm in this movie, in the crowd in the witch burning scene!
    My greatest achievement: Being in a movie bad enough to be good enough for MST3000!

  • @TheestofHaxors
    @TheestofHaxors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    My old history teacher let us watch this in his classroom during our lunch period, so in turn for his birthday I got him a tshirt that says "This is where the fish lives!"

    • @SalveRegina8
      @SalveRegina8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The73313stofHaxors well done!👏

    • @jackieschofield7041
      @jackieschofield7041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Your history teacher sounds awesome.

    • @LeortisBooks
      @LeortisBooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Awesome teacher, but how did he justify showing it in class?
      Oh, I read that wrong lol my bad.

    • @HisDudeness1972
      @HisDudeness1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s awesome 👏 I must have that shirt.

    • @EmilyKresl
      @EmilyKresl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A plus 😅

  • @MyYTaccountName
    @MyYTaccountName 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    My nightly therapy, puts me right to bed with the carelessness of being a teenager and watching this on cable back in the 90’s. I miss those days.

    • @jackmiller2404
      @jackmiller2404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I feel you, dude

    • @cerealvapist333
      @cerealvapist333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Been doing the same for 3 years straight now.

    • @youngkent
      @youngkent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s been the last thing I watch most nights for over 10 years 🙂

    • @potatopower4026
      @potatopower4026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have a playlist that I listen to every night and it's all MST3K. I rearrange and add to it now and then but it puts me to sleep comfortably also. Unless there is a youtube ad blasting me awake lol

    • @CHIIIEEEEEEEEFFFFSSS
      @CHIIIEEEEEEEEFFFFSSS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My most quoted of all mst3k scenes.. "this song is in the public domain. That's why we used it twice."

  • @ryanslattery3936
    @ryanslattery3936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Want to thank Mike and the bots for helping me get threw some real hard times. Thanks guys

    • @chasjetty8729
      @chasjetty8729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I feel that man. Ya listen to these folks and you know there's still good out there, and gotta smile

    • @minxstole93
      @minxstole93 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ditto

    • @nathanbarger3449
      @nathanbarger3449 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I agree 💯. I don't have any family except for my pets. This show provides me laughs. And takes my mind off how hard and lonely life is.

    • @ianbyron7464
      @ianbyron7464 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too.

    • @ramseydoon8277
      @ramseydoon8277 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I hope you're doing well! I hope all of y'all are happy and healthy and whole!

  • @DeathShouldTakeMeNow
    @DeathShouldTakeMeNow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "I sure love the Yelling Channel." 20 years later and it still cracks me up lol

    • @winonafrog
      @winonafrog 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😅

  • @BobbyDrake2000
    @BobbyDrake2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    "Is that your car?"
    "Mind if I skip rocks across it?"
    That bit always makes me laugh out loud.

  • @michaelmaldonado3092
    @michaelmaldonado3092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    22:34
    Sweaty Luther : "Best darn cider in the whole country. I made it myself. I put peanuts in it."
    Crow: "I sure hope he said PEANUTS."

    • @mikeeihusen5194
      @mikeeihusen5194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO!!!!!!!

    • @winonafrog
      @winonafrog 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      broooo

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In the stripped club, straight up “jorking it”. And by “it”, well, haha. Let’s just say. My peanits

  • @theskipper3203
    @theskipper3203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    “🎼 “When there’s just a touch of Satan in your heart...” 🎼 lol. Servo actually has a pretty good singing voice!

  • @nrqed
    @nrqed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    "A farmer down the road got killed.."
    "Did they catch the killer?"
    "No, I am still at large."

    • @jeremyleveille1532
      @jeremyleveille1532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Such a witty line!

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gotta watch out for them fromokidal maniacs.

    • @AtomFA
      @AtomFA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@HylianFox3 you better check your dictionatomy

    • @PetProjects2011
      @PetProjects2011 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Man that's almost like one of those short horror riddles.

  • @AJF786
    @AJF786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    "A kind of hip Satan who solves crimes"
    What an absurd notion! (goes back to watching _Lucifer_)

    • @idunbeezasmart1
      @idunbeezasmart1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well played, Sir!

    • @halfling49
      @halfling49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh my god

    • @8ootySmasher
      @8ootySmasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Soooo funnyyyy omg

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is that what you desiah?

    • @quinnzykir
      @quinnzykir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey. It’s a good show

  • @emmyarellano3704
    @emmyarellano3704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "May your tomatoes be flavorless!" that line kills me every damn time!😂

  • @_Jay_Maker_
    @_Jay_Maker_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "I've said ZAA in better towns than this."
    Right up there with _The Final Sacrifice_ and _Boggy Creek 2_ as one of my favorite MST's, for sure.

    • @JBfan88
      @JBfan88 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And Mitchell, right? Right???

    • @Goawaykidyoubotherme
      @Goawaykidyoubotherme 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The brunette in Boggy Creek. Fuck ya

    • @allenmacneel1572
      @allenmacneel1572 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who likes his scotch by the quart!!!!! Lol!!​@@JBfan88

  • @DevilboyScooby
    @DevilboyScooby 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "It's just...we live on a farm"
    Crow: "We don't raise boyfriends" XD

  • @vladnefarious
    @vladnefarious 8 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Remember everyone! Only use a touch of Satan, or it overpowers the whole recipe!

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Thanks for the warning... wouldn't want to spoil the walnuts

    • @Occams_Racer
      @Occams_Racer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Too bad this movie didn't follow the recipe.

    • @stevep8445
      @stevep8445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not a pinch of Satan?

    • @dynostretch9215
      @dynostretch9215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'll keep that in mind when preparing my next dinner of Devil Fish.

    • @DexholderMark
      @DexholderMark 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Much like Mrs. Dash, a little Dash will do ya

  • @marycoronado7453
    @marycoronado7453 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "this is where the fish live"
    "this is where my tongue lives"
    "please not in front of the fish"

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "Well, the plot's not going to unfold itself..." - how I love MST3K - it's like watching something with my sarcastic friends on their best days, but they are at their best during every episode 😉

    • @ItsBunnyBuns
      @ItsBunnyBuns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do you watch RedLetterMedia? The do reviews of old, bad movies and it’s hilarious

    • @iancooper1466
      @iancooper1466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ItsBunnyBuns red letter media are GOATs

    • @crinklecunt
      @crinklecunt ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The walnuts aren't gonna milk themselves

  • @billjoe39
    @billjoe39 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Not to be missed.....this is among the very best from the MST3K series......full of laughs at the old lady's expense.

    • @brianschroeder2292
      @brianschroeder2292 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm Margaret rawhide chew! Did a Turkey in a wig? Just talk to me.

    • @billjoe39
      @billjoe39 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brianschroeder2292 ' ( she is ) the last days of Edgar Winter' -'I sleep on the left side of the (tiny) bed if it's ok with you'

  • @CircuitsAndStrings
    @CircuitsAndStrings 9 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    "This song is in the public domain. That's why we've used it twice."

    • @williammatthews693
      @williammatthews693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You can't use a hymn! This is a satan movie!

  • @lp8469
    @lp8469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    There is no devil.
    Crow: I've seen his food cake!"
    Lost it!!!😂😂😂

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "You can't eat ham just anywhere..." I'm dying... it's the little things you miss unless you watch every episode multiple times. Another reason this show is such a gift that keeps on giving!

    • @tonyromano6220
      @tonyromano6220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr? Over and over I am just amazed.

    • @ReallyVerySomething
      @ReallyVerySomething 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Another food related delivery (no pun intended) I just lose it every time is when they are sitting at a very tense table (post murder) the way Mike says "You took too many porkchawps" . My favorite episode!

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch out for snakes!

  • @mistiroberts1576
    @mistiroberts1576 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "This is where my tongue lives"
    "Your hoof is on my sneaker "
    😂😂😂😂

  • @JoeLibby
    @JoeLibby 8 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    The line "Oh, and go Packers, but mostly burn the witch" is a callback to THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION, which also featured Robert Easton.

    • @PerfectKirby
      @PerfectKirby 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You've been hittin' the BOOZE again!

    • @chazzwozzio
      @chazzwozzio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      not gonna lie. i geeked out when i saw mr easton.cool to see he did other films

    • @BRIANPOWER1977
      @BRIANPOWER1977 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Go spiders Go!

    • @williammatthews693
      @williammatthews693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But he's tired... and repulsive and stupid.

    • @Slopmaster
      @Slopmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      William Matthews like all ant-eaters.

  • @Arnamus73
    @Arnamus73 9 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Melissa: "Will you stay here a few days?"
    Crow: "...by this log and don't move."
    Jody: "Huh?"
    Melissa: "Stay here with me."
    Mike: "What?"
    Tom: "Stay here."
    Mike: "Huh?"
    Tom: "Stay! Here!"

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      STAY!!!

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Grandma Kramer”

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just picturing the bots giving Jody a hard time. 😄

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "My father is a Russian count and when the bolsheviks came..."
      "stop it"
      "ok my father is a lawyer.."
      "..in the Tsar's court"

  • @TomatoSpud5
    @TomatoSpud5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    So Carnation got word about this film called 'The Touch of Satan' and said, yes, this is definitely something our brand should be associated with.

    • @sardonicus76
      @sardonicus76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Carnation...or, tarnation? Think about it, won’t you?

  • @thickmclargehuge4448
    @thickmclargehuge4448 9 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "god I hope he said 'peanuts'.."
    " walnuts are just tearing thru the hay."

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thick MclargeHuge Those are some of the best lines."Nice door I'd like to see it crumpled up next to my bed... oh wait."One more thing > Buff Drinklots!!!

    • @Raulbikcube
      @Raulbikcube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “There’s been a walnut uprising!”

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just don't spook the walnuts

    • @brandonobaza8610
      @brandonobaza8610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WALNUT STAMPEDE!

    • @budmeasap
      @budmeasap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "How many head of walnuts do you have?"

  • @CityofButterfly
    @CityofButterfly 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This entire episode is one of my favorites, but the opening credit sequence in particular has some of the strongest riffing I've ever heard in such a compacted length of time.

    • @chasjetty8729
      @chasjetty8729 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It makes me laugh so hard I can’t breathe every single freaking time. I almost didn’t make it this time around. And that’s just fine.

    • @okaysingtome7495
      @okaysingtome7495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sight see on your own time, Beelzebub!

  • @charleslaughton8092
    @charleslaughton8092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    RIP Clu Gulager 1928 - 2022

  • @MrU4theChillWind
    @MrU4theChillWind 9 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    I like this episode. It's where the fish lives.

    • @doedipus
      @doedipus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      MrUnite4thechildren I like your comment. it's where the fish lives.

    • @MrU4theChillWind
      @MrU4theChillWind 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      doedipus Gosh, thanks. Here, have a fresh farm-raised walnut.

    • @robinhoodwasasocialist.1401
      @robinhoodwasasocialist.1401 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MrUnite4thechildren it's not my favorite but for some reason it's the one I watch the most. I must have a soft spot for terrible 70's movies.

    • @britishcig5462
      @britishcig5462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Stop it!

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@doedipus What kind of fish?

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 8 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    The 70's were a much simpler time, when 300 dollars and a maverick could take you anywhere you wanted. Like into the clutches of the Dark Lord!

    • @Tbillow
      @Tbillow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It still CAN!!!! :*)

    • @jonericus
      @jonericus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      These days you don't even need $300, just having a maverick after all these years will do it!

    • @lakeviewviking
      @lakeviewviking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Having owned a Maverick, this is half the laughs for me.

    • @indy_go_blue6048
      @indy_go_blue6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I owned a VW van and maybe $75 when I met my first wife. You're right.

    • @terrytobias7572
      @terrytobias7572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My first car was an orange Maverick with a black interior. It didn't have power brakes OR power steering and it drove like a truck. Those were the days! (Sigh)

  • @dwdyer
    @dwdyer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "I'm not going back, Jim." -- one of my favorite lines. Along with being on Clu Gulager alert.

    • @maxtew6521
      @maxtew6521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I've heard that's a Star Trek reference. Does that sound right? I could check my dictionotomy. Really, could you inform me, please?

    • @TerrySilverhand
      @TerrySilverhand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I kept finding Monty Markham... I can't handle the pressure

    • @deandupont5503
      @deandupont5503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I kept hoping to spot John Saxon.

    • @williammatthews693
      @williammatthews693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whoever is on Clu Gulager alert needs to take it very seriously!

    • @johndetlie7853
      @johndetlie7853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@maxtew6521 It is a Star Trek reference, specifically to the episode "This Side of Paradise", where Spock gets dosed with these spores that strip him of his emotional control, so he spends the rest of the episode hanging out with an old girlfriend and talking back to Kirk. The line is in reference to a moment where Kirk sees Spock swinging playfully from a tree; the camera zooms in abruptly on him, much like that introductory shot of Melissa. Funny enough, though, he never actually says "I'm not going back, Jim." in the episode. Apparently it had been a while since anyone on the MST writing team had seen the episode.

  • @ingsoc3125
    @ingsoc3125 9 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    *laughing*
    "And then he died!"
    That always kills me.

  • @essayons7
    @essayons7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Not sure if anyone else caught this, but at 34:41, when Jody says "she's an old woman" and the riff goes on "they don't know what they're doing half the time" is a reference to a line in 12 Angry Men.

    • @daftoptimist
      @daftoptimist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      12 Angry Men is one of my favorite movies and even I missed that! Thanks!

  • @kev3d
    @kev3d 8 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I love the all the ZAAA! In this film, but I lament the lack of chicken, corn, peppers, chili (sigh) onions...

    • @jhlogue
      @jhlogue 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Stop it...

    • @Pentarax
      @Pentarax 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh, go stew in your grumpiness for a while :p

    • @jhlogue
      @jhlogue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Stop it...

    • @jhlogue
      @jhlogue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Stop it....

    • @PCGamer77
      @PCGamer77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Johnny's stew is where the fish lives.

  • @deivi1
    @deivi1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I sure love the yelling channel

  • @garybusey9941
    @garybusey9941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The best thing about this movie is that, with how badly paced the dialogue is, they can riff on it and somehow barely talk over the movie.

    • @PerfectKirby
      @PerfectKirby 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What’s even funnier is that one of the few times they do talk over the movie is early on when Melissa calls Lucinda “my sister”, so the audience might not know this detail until much later lol

  • @bamboshbubb2594
    @bamboshbubb2594 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    i want a sign in an aquarium that just says "This is where the fish lives"

    • @thechevyferrari9559
      @thechevyferrari9559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do the fish sashay through the sarcasm as well?

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thechevyferrari9559 - Stop it.

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thechevyferrari9559 - Btw, one viewing of Blood Waters of Dr. Z was all I could handle.

  • @CJ-hz1uj
    @CJ-hz1uj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Wow, look at the smoke, everybody must be burning their grandma today.”😂

  • @kgpar1960
    @kgpar1960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "I usually like the left side of the bed, if that's OK." "Didi a plucked turkey ina wig just talk to me???" LOVE IT!!!

  • @ShyVioletIsShy
    @ShyVioletIsShy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "You know, if she had one more of these she'd be Melissa 'Two Sheds' Strickland..."

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Now she's Melissa "No Sheds" Strickland

  • @LordZontar
    @LordZontar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    It really all goes downhill for Jody after the "ZA" incident.

    • @Tbillow
      @Tbillow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But he gets "2nds"?!!

    • @teejay1824
      @teejay1824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAAAJKA!!!

    • @brandonobaza8610
      @brandonobaza8610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Not gonna ZA your way out of this one, pally"

    • @nyarg33
      @nyarg33 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm so hungry, but I can't go back to the grocery store after that "zah" incident...

  • @coSMia2010
    @coSMia2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Did a plucked turkey in a wig just walk in my room?"
    That line always makes me laugh! 😂
    This is one of my favorite episodes!

    • @KBWeeds
      @KBWeeds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @minxstole93
      @minxstole93 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is one of my favs too, it's actually the first episode I ever saw!

  • @JonKovach
    @JonKovach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I love the chemistry of Kevin Mike and Bill. Most of my favorite episodes come from these three.

    • @tonyromano6220
      @tonyromano6220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely.

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Sci Fi Channel years were the shows peak.

    • @ReallyVerySomething
      @ReallyVerySomething 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes and no (for me)...I thought the movies and riffing were way better, but I really loved the dynamics and host segments better in the Forrester-Frank era, right out of the gate of Frank's first (skanked while you sleep) appearance

    • @dropzone3415
      @dropzone3415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Mike years are definitely the best, Kevin n Bill really found their voices. The riffs got better too. The tom n crows voices were too forced/goofy during Joel's episodes.

    • @marcherwitch9811
      @marcherwitch9811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i hope someone told you about rifftrax evdntually!

  • @halfmanhalfmetal
    @halfmanhalfmetal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    It's funny that the gas attendant who's riffed saying "Nope. I'm still at large." looks a lot like John Wayne Gacy.

  • @fletchy40
    @fletchy40 9 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "It softens your hands while you do the dishes"

  • @GrixieKong
    @GrixieKong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “Good. So we’re both in the clutches of Satan because you wanted seconds.”
    Worth it.

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “I felt him inside me”
      “That was acid reflux”

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Just don’t hit his favorite frog”

  • @andrewfrankovic6821
    @andrewfrankovic6821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    In going back to the seventies, this was the kind of third feature you'd see at a drive-in in late November when, for some reason, the car wouldn't start until this ended . . . two hours after the snack bar closed. I still have frostbite flashbacks.

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ouch, honey! Warm up, Andy. 😂

    • @andrewfrankovic6821
      @andrewfrankovic6821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nonprofitgirl That sounds like Tom talking to Mike. Am I stating the obvious?

    • @taterboob
      @taterboob ปีที่แล้ว

      Between MST3K and Joe Bob Briggs, I have developed such a love for cheesy 70s and 80s drive-in/42nd Street movies. Especially Italian exploitation and mockbuster movies from that era.

  • @charlesbird781
    @charlesbird781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “You smell like canned tamales” is one of my all time favorite lines.

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s one of my favorite comments, Charlie! Ha, ew!

  • @kayEnt3rtainm3nt
    @kayEnt3rtainm3nt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    10:20 Holy hell Jordan Cronenweth shot this? He's the cinematographer who shot Bladerunner. Well we all start somewhere I guess...

    • @knownfact4905
      @knownfact4905 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The photography was much better than the movie had a right to.

  • @rafaeltrivino1790
    @rafaeltrivino1790 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "May the dark one hold your soul in his clutches.... I mean safe trip."

  • @ew6588
    @ew6588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is my favorite episode.
    "Come sit with meee and Satan tooo He's your friend and miiine"

  • @MusicalHell
    @MusicalHell 9 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Missed 1:21:36: "Oh, and don't join Al Pacino's law firm"--reference to the movie "The Devil's Advocate"

    • @cutiepuppy4427
      @cutiepuppy4427 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Musical Hell Oh, hai Diva.

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should also not join Al Pacino's law firm in And Justice For All, but that doesn't really go with the theme.

  • @maxtew6521
    @maxtew6521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    At about 41:38, this film actually makes a good directorial move for any horror, thtiller, or exploitation film by having Lucinda subtly show up in the background upstairs window. I missed this for a long time, and found it kinda creepy when I saw it.

    • @provostroar
      @provostroar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’ve seen this riff dozens of times. It used to be my go-to background noise. I’ve never noticed this. Dang.

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Max! I’m getting shivers! You’re so right about Lucinda in the window. Haa! Lercindah in the winder. But yeah...that moment could have been in a Hitchcock film. Yikes! Scary....

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn-
      Just lurking up there. Plotting her next move.

    • @chasjetty8729
      @chasjetty8729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Grandma dried apple face doesn’t miss a beat.

    • @TheLowLevelGamer
      @TheLowLevelGamer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Holy crap. Nice touch. I always felt this movie could use a nice remake. It had a good concept. It just needed better pacing.

  • @bradhart6487
    @bradhart6487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    There's something about the vibe of this movie that I actually do find creepy on its own...despite the fact that it is also one of the funniest episodes of the show.

    • @h2eh1s-
      @h2eh1s- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "nice town you got here"
      "You can't pay can ya"

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What’s creepy....at all? 😂

  • @joeblevins1061
    @joeblevins1061 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    12:34 - "Citizen's arrest!" - A reference to an episode of the same name of "The Andy Griffith Show," memorable for Gomer Pyle (Jim Nabors) yelling the phrase at Barney Fife (Don Knotts).

  • @chasjetty8729
    @chasjetty8729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This was always my favorite MST3K. I have laughed at the same jokes in this ad honestly as the first time every one of the hundreds of times I’ve watched this. I’ve never had that with anything else. Like to tears everytime they say it’s,”where the fish lives.” Its uncanny. And amazing. Grandma rotten apple face. Ahhh golden everytime.

    • @Kveldred
      @Kveldred 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This and _Peep Show_ are the only two things that have done that for me as well 😂

  • @ElevenDollarCheese
    @ElevenDollarCheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I had actual tears.."I stayed in the tanning booth for a whole decade".

    • @kylewilmath6201
      @kylewilmath6201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For me it was the line:
      “Is that your car?”
      “Can I skip rocks across it.”

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    9:38 "It's Tony Musante as kind of a hip Satan who solves crimes"
    Well, it's not Tony Musante, but this plot IS coming to FOX, next TV season.

    • @rouka120
      @rouka120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Gregory House, who would have thought an MST3K joke would come true...

  • @morozcowhite5237
    @morozcowhite5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Saw this with my parents in 1974-75 at a 2nd/3rd run drive-in. I was four or five - Lucinda haunted my dreams for a week!!!

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ouch, I know the feeling. The movie about the night stalker...Richard Ramirez?...was so appropriately shown at a slumber party I went to at 10 (what were the adults thinking??) and I didn’t sleep for literally four nights. I fell asleep in class! Awful. So yeah, I feel ya about Lucinda haunting your dreams, M Orozco White! Terrorized!

    • @FreejackVesa
      @FreejackVesa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I saw Troll (1986) back in 89, I was seven. I wasn't super terrified of the movie itself - except my brother who was nine had rigged some fishing line out his window, around the house, and attached it to a branch by my window so he could pull the line and the branch would scratch at my window, as if a monster. Combined that my parents had purchased the "My Pet Monster" doll as a birthday gift - after seeing Troll I wouldn't let the doll stay in my room. It had to sit in the hall because I thought it was alive and making noises in my room. Lol, got to hand it to my brother on that one, that's pretty good

    • @alistercaddy1208
      @alistercaddy1208 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@FreejackVesa I saw Troll at my friend's house on a sleepover. I was 7 or 8 so it was 93'/94'. It scared me so bad I had my dad come pick me up at like midnight. I was NOT used to scary movies at all.

    • @Mama-eu1ss
      @Mama-eu1ss ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I miss drive in movies

  • @alexdionisos
    @alexdionisos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "I don't need to take my fruit snack. But I will, because I want to" That line gets me every time.

  • @EATherridan
    @EATherridan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Man, I'd just been wondering where the fish lived.

    • @richards3648
      @richards3648 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EATherridan And now we know... we learn something every day.

  • @timtrozzo417
    @timtrozzo417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    For those who don't know,Beez McKeever(Steffi) is costume designer for the MST3k reboot.

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought she was really good as Stephie. They should have given her more screen time.
      Cheers

    • @taterboob
      @taterboob ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She can design my costumes all day, as far as I'm concerned.

    • @georgerafa5041
      @georgerafa5041 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nobody gives a shit about that abomination of a reboot

  • @RewindtheCassette
    @RewindtheCassette 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Thank you for uploading these! As someone who lives outside the US and can't obtain the DVDs without paying the huge shipping charges, these are a godsend. The annotations are great too, now I understand the riffs I didn't get the first time.

  • @MrScaryLemonHead
    @MrScaryLemonHead 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Coming home, in junior high, late in the weekends, my dad would some times be up and watching this.
    It’s because of him I started watching… that was like 1988…
    So many episodes… so nany VHS tapes!!!

  • @kaylapreciousprincessarmst785
    @kaylapreciousprincessarmst785 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how Shout Factory allows us to view these treasures without charge. You all are the BEST. I was a MST3K fan from childhood, and being able to view them anytime I want now (without commercial breaks!) is the best gift. Thank you, thank you!

  • @TentinQuarantino_
    @TentinQuarantino_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    13:09 “Nope, I’m still at large”
    This made me scream laughter the first time and still cracks me up to this day, after probably a dozen views.

  • @MrGreatwolves
    @MrGreatwolves 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I always love the Rush references.

  • @lilahphoenix4109
    @lilahphoenix4109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Oh, that's right. I called the service to come around and burn my witch." I'm dead.

  • @michaelbeaudoin1518
    @michaelbeaudoin1518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    'Good night, fish!'
    'Gooood night, kids!!!' LOL

  • @SpectrumDiamond
    @SpectrumDiamond 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Walnut ranch" is legendary.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jessica Meszaros
      “What’s the matter?”
      “My prized walnut died.”

    • @SalveRegina8
      @SalveRegina8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We don’t grow boyfriends :(

    • @svenylford4047
      @svenylford4047 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Walnut ranch sounds like it would be good on a salad

    • @CJ-hz1uj
      @CJ-hz1uj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sven Ylförd, hmm, yes it does 🤔.

  • @aarondavis8943
    @aarondavis8943 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Servo's grandma poking Mike in the neck with a little pitchfork is adorably terrifying.

  • @SteelyBud
    @SteelyBud 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Jodie is the dumbest hostage since John Forsythe in "Kitten With a Whip."

    • @deivi1
      @deivi1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Captain Bud Sturguess Barely made it through that one due to how maddening his stupidity was. The foursome in 'Bloodlust' are another contender for dumbest hostages.

    • @SteelyBud
      @SteelyBud 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But you have to admit, Robert Reed's performance in "Bloodlust" was absolutely riveting! His rage, his desperation! Mike Brady was chewing the scenery!

    • @quester09
      @quester09 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Captain Bud Sturguess yep lol.

    • @davidschwartz6380
      @davidschwartz6380 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Atb39.35 i am afraid i may be dumb..i dont see the gal n satan connection? I do feel she is hiding something tho

    • @shanlange6331
      @shanlange6331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Captain Bud Sturguess ..
      John Was a loser, hate that film.

  • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
    @alexandresobreiramartins9461 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    You've missed the movie's reference to Lovecraft's story "The Horror at Red Hook". The "Mormo, Gorgo, etc." phrase is an incantation recited by the members of the ancient evil sect in that story. Yes, I know... NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRDDDD!

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah. But the movie was rather comical.

    • @halfmanhalfmetal
      @halfmanhalfmetal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Alexandre Martins This was always one of my favorite episodes for the great riffs and the cute, creepy girl. Knowing that they lifted Lovecraft makes it even more great.

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +halfmanhalfmetal Yes, I liked it very much, too.

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, agreed.

    • @SwineBrothers
      @SwineBrothers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i caught that one! though i don't think they completed it. “O friend and companion of night, thou who rejoicest in the baying of dogs and spilt blood, who wanderest in the midst of shades among the tombs, who longest for blood and bringest terror to mortals, Gorgo, Mormo, thousand-faced moon, look favourably on our sacrifices!”

  • @extraspooky819
    @extraspooky819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This is easily in my top 5 favorites along with the Brain that Wouldn't Die, Samson and the Vampire Women, Manos and MITCHELL!

    • @garybusey9941
      @garybusey9941 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who's that puffy guy who's a big blurry sex machine?

    • @FinanceFacts2024
      @FinanceFacts2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s our Mitchel!

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My, my my my MITCHELL. you got it, extra spooky

    • @JBfan88
      @JBfan88 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mitchell is everyone's favorite

  • @nrrork
    @nrrork 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    My aunt Robin used to make wassail at Christmas. She hasn't done it in the last couple years, but it's actually pretty good.

    • @maxtew6521
      @maxtew6521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, my landlord makes it, and his is DOPE. I look forward to it every year.

    • @laurallewien2165
      @laurallewien2165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trader Joe's sells it at Christmas time and it's the bomb!!!

    • @everjustcuriousdesigns5190
      @everjustcuriousdesigns5190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love my mom's wassail. I won't be getting any until after Christmas (they moved and I work retail...) but I'm looking forward to it!!!

  • @MichaelB-jw5po
    @MichaelB-jw5po 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This was my first episode of MST3k back in the day. The wassail sketch at the beginning got me hooked for life.

  • @Kathleennebel
    @Kathleennebel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “The walnuts are tearing threw the hay”... idk why but that one made me laugh so damn hard!!! And “the cup is superglued to my lip”.. 😂😂 “TALK QUICKER”..

  • @TheMrelvisvicious
    @TheMrelvisvicious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I don’t know what it is about this episode that always makes me crave CARNATION ICE CREAM.

  • @DanVanDam
    @DanVanDam 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Thank you MST3K for another full upload!~

    • @DanVanDam
      @DanVanDam 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      shhh let me pretend it was mst3k :P

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      herd of grandmas 😂

  • @daniellenoble4705
    @daniellenoble4705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Tom Servo's singing gives me life.

  • @natasharomanof2543
    @natasharomanof2543 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    She's my great grandmother.
    She's not so great lol 😂

  • @sammavacaist
    @sammavacaist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The story here is actually pretty clever and compelling. If only someone could have competently made it.

  • @fucktardmst3kfan144
    @fucktardmst3kfan144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "You guys scare me, hahaha!" signed, Satan.

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Revisiting this, I still think this movie’s concept could be made into something good. Here’s what I would do if I were remaking it:
    1. Actually give the demonic possession a scary downside. Specifically:
    2. No silly killer grandma. Creepy grandma is only there as a red herring. Instead it’s _the girl herself_ who is periodically forced to kill people. This poses some danger to the boy and puts an obstacle in their relationship. After the boy takes the curse onto himself to save the girl, they can have their happy ending, but the catch is that they’re now in the Satanic murder business together.
    3. Give the boy the objective of finding out who’s behind all the murders. Then watch the internal conflict as he realizes the girl he’s in love with is almost certainly the culprit, and then finds out firsthand through the vision of the witch-burning.
    4. Speed it up. This movie has the pacing of a dead Slaking.
    5. Commit to the weird porny swerve near the end and actually make it an erotic horror type thing- thinking Hellraiser vibes. It’s called The Touch Of Satan- more touching plz.

  • @BelleRose11000
    @BelleRose11000 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This has been my favorite episode of MST3k ever since I was in high school 🥰

  • @yokumato
    @yokumato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The riffs of this episode are really epic, could not stop laughing!

  • @charlesadams41
    @charlesadams41 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    43:03 "I will shake the paint off your walls, honey"....ROFLMAO

  • @TimtheEnchanterOfYoutube
    @TimtheEnchanterOfYoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Never try to deep fry a snowball"
    how do they come up with this stuff oh my god lmao

  • @alasdairgoudie9459
    @alasdairgoudie9459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    This is where the comments live.

    • @Siraj75
      @Siraj75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No shit Sherlock!!!

    • @negatronnortagen8037
      @negatronnortagen8037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69 likes, nice

    • @negatronnortagen8037
      @negatronnortagen8037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Siraj75 you are a rude dude

    • @cumulushalo576
      @cumulushalo576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Goudie stop it...
      Talkies stop it...
      Negatron stop it...

    • @Altom85
      @Altom85 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is where my TONGUE lives

  • @HersheyHemi
    @HersheyHemi ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This may be a bad movie but seeing Lucinda in her bedroom window at 41:40 through 42:24 is really creepy!

  • @WhatHaveIMade
    @WhatHaveIMade ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Murderous Grandma Servo deserved to be a recurring character. Also, I never expected multiple Herbert von Karajan references across the entire series, much less in the same episode!

  • @turinhorse
    @turinhorse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "those walnuts are tearing through the hay"

  • @ChrisOliver4307
    @ChrisOliver4307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The cinematographer of this film also did "Blade Runner." He probably made a deal with Satan.

  • @OtisOtisHH17
    @OtisOtisHH17 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Explains "streaking", but not "talkies" and "varnished bread"?
    *an eyebrow raises*

    • @sandydee8003
      @sandydee8003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr1987Joe You’re right about the varnished bread. Also used in TV props, and 1980’s popular Country Home Decor.

  • @Snocone333
    @Snocone333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the intro to this is timeless with all the satan nicknames/riffs

  • @GraveyardPoet
    @GraveyardPoet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One of the most hilarious episodes.
    "Last days of Edgar Winter."
    "Walnuts are tearin' through this hay."
    "This is where the fish lives."
    "And then he died."
    "Have a good time. Have some toast or somethin' "
    "Killer Grandma. Locked in a barn. Something's not right here."
    "Did all the actors drink Robitussin before shooting?"
    "Someone's playing the cicada in the background."
    "This family has been pausing for centuries."
    "There's no witch in that house, well my daughter's sort of a witch but other than that, no witches."
    "Take my daughter, but spare my commemorative plates!"
    "Don't these people have butter to churn or taffy to pull?"
    "Grannies do swing on the outhouse door without their nighties."
    "The Devil is real. I felt him inside me." "That was acid reflux."
    "Grandma used to work for the LAPD."
    "Oh no, grandma's burning. She just got her job as a greeter at Walmart."
    "Wow, look at all that smoke. Everybody must be burning their grandmas today."

  • @georgewebber6313
    @georgewebber6313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "What do you get when you fall from grace? You only get cast into perdition!"

  • @guyincognito3199
    @guyincognito3199 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'm a bit creeped out by the fact that all these years Mike's been wearing orthotic sandals with his jumpsuit - there's just something deeply upsetting about that

    • @Azmina_the_warlock
      @Azmina_the_warlock 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂 unexpected for sure

    • @minorshan
      @minorshan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I always thought Joel's Capri style jumpsuit was unsettling as well. The sandals ARE off-putting, though. :)

    • @eiRuNLiMiteD
      @eiRuNLiMiteD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      those “jesus cruisers” were so “in” in the 90s. i had a pair and … hey … mike is 9 times a lady!!!

  • @construction24-76
    @construction24-76 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My favourite part. These walnuts are tearing through the hay 😂

  • @FatherOfTwoPlays
    @FatherOfTwoPlays 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Glad you guys are gonna be back, I loved seeing this show again on Netflix, reminds me of evenings with my parents when I was young. We loved watching this show. Glad you have all this content on here for free too. You guys rock!!

  • @cthulhuhoops
    @cthulhuhoops 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It always kinda creeped me out that you can see someone (Melissa?) watching Luther talk to the cop at around 41:40. No one is in the window at first, but once the camera cuts back to the shot where you can see the house, there's CLEARLY a shadow in the window.

    • @boomboom6577
      @boomboom6577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is legitimately creepy