Artois teaching his kids to read "...E..." "No, oh my god! oh my god! you've been seeing letters everywhere your whole life, it's an F how do you not know this? Why would it be an E?" "why are there big letters and small letters?" "Because this is a man's alphabet. Jesus christ, there's only 24 letters - you can't even do 4 of them HAHAAHAHAHAHA this is so funny"
@@AgentXRifle cause SC1 looks like arse, runs like arse, has literally brainless gameplay, ofc she wouldn't bother watching or learning it, SC1 is arse, straight arse idk why any of you nerds play it, its like the people who think AOE2 is better then AOE4 but then when you look at the stats the majority of users who play AOE2 have shit computers and then try to justify them being poor by saying that the latest one is trash.
My wife learned sc2 by watching me play for like 3 weeks. Sat down and showed her some very basic build orders when she wanted to play and she ran with it.
The reason there's no outline for when you tell SCVs to build something is so that Artosis can complain when he finds out they didn't build what he thought he told them to.
She ended many missions later, using control groups and A move: something that took me almost a year to learn back in 98. Was quite impressed how each mission, she got exponentially better.
When my wife and I were dating, we went to my dad's for Christmas. I convinced her to play SC with me and my Dad. 3v5 comp on bgh. She had never played before, but by the end of the game, she had half a dozen bc's. I was so proud and knew it was meant to be.
I respect, that first question was a softball about programming macro keys that she 100000% already knew answer to. Also, that rt probably needs to check gear for cleaning more frequently, could be reason for some did not makes.
I was around 8 and my brother was 13 in 98' and this video absolutely reminds me of our struggle with the game and each other's frustration :D (and we did not know English as well!)
I remember when I was 13 and showed my dad how to play Starcraft, he killed his own building by mistake and noticed just in time for it to blow up. Then later when he was joining 1v1 lobbies a korean guy said "sorry, you too low, boot out you" and he got booted from the lobby. My dad tried to do a voice impression of a korean guy saying that while quoting it haha.
it's fucking crazy that after 14 years she knows nothing about the game when he's playing the game for probably half a day every day the most ridiculous thing to actually believe that that's true it drives me fucking nuts... like did she never watch a single stream or see him play... and they never talked about it in over a decade?
I remember the first time I ever played the Starcraft demo, back in 1998... I started the tutorial mission, and while trying to figure out what all the units and buildings on the screen were, I ordered my SCV to attack my Supply Depot. Then I watched it single handedly destroy the depot.
Like the video for part 2
artosis make this a full thing please, its a gold mine !
I haven't LoL'd at a video in a long time
this is her channel now
yes pls, was rly funny watch your wife trying to put rally point manually 😂😂 seriously i want to see the 2nd part greetings
This is worse than when my ex girlfriend played Morrowind and just stared at the cliffracers.
arty you're lucky you have such a patient wife. no other wife on the planet would put up with this lol
I love watching a marriage fall apart in real time
It's nice of arto's wife to hide her real powers (2200+ Protoss) and fake being bad at the game just to make arty happy. :) True love.
Is she really??
@@roymcdre9180 she plays at Flash's level
@@chinogitarista7379 That's her secret, she IS Flash
Doesn't have to fake, this is how any Protoss would perform when trying to play Terran.
Wifetosis gonna take over the channel. And we are here for it.
Honestly I’m just here for wifetosis
10:13 "jesus christ Tara they're minerals"
"You can only select 12 units at a time"
"Well that’s some bullshit isn’t it?"
Wife is a SC2 casual confirmed :p
She also wants a build grid hahaha
"No, that is how God intented games to be played." 😅😅😅😅
More like an average Age of Empires II enjoyer
She had me at "Fuck you, Daniel."
@@taylortetra1781she wanted a hud showing the rally/waypoints lines as well
This needs to become a series where she beats the campaigns and arty is forced to watch.
That would be fucking funny
most wholesome video on this channel by far, artosis is so gentle and understanding
He's so impatient 😂
Artois teaching his kids to read
"...E..."
"No, oh my god! oh my god! you've been seeing letters everywhere your whole life, it's an F how do you not know this? Why would it be an E?"
"why are there big letters and small letters?"
"Because this is a man's alphabet. Jesus christ, there's only 24 letters - you can't even do 4 of them HAHAAHAHAHAHA this is so funny"
I'm dying hahaha
Fucking gold lmaoo
"it's very intuitive. Just press the button that word starts from. S for supply depot, F for factory also press A for marines"
Meanwhile chats spamming "LOL BUT THERES 26?!?"
@@hentaidude666 lmao if artosis says 24 I think he knows what he's talking about
She's gonna gel with protoss campaign... I can feel it.
she been married to artosis for like decades and seemingly never watched a single sc game
Yet plays WoW 😆
‘You never take interests In things I like!’ 😜
@@AgentXRifle cause SC1 looks like arse, runs like arse, has literally brainless gameplay, ofc she wouldn't bother watching or learning it, SC1 is arse, straight arse idk why any of you nerds play it, its like the people who think AOE2 is better then AOE4 but then when you look at the stats the majority of users who play AOE2 have shit computers and then try to justify them being poor by saying that the latest one is trash.
She's been watching the emotions on his face instead of the screen
Even if you watch the screen, you probably don't know how to control the game, rts are hard to learn to play.
My wife learned sc2 by watching me play for like 3 weeks. Sat down and showed her some very basic build orders when she wanted to play and she ran with it.
15:40 The moment Arty lost trust that can never be regained. I love this btw! Gaming across two completely different schools of thought! 😂😂😂
"Cuz this is a man's game" LMAO This was super entertaining to watch.
the double click saga had me rolling
The reason there's no outline for when you tell SCVs to build something is so that Artosis can complain when he finds out they didn't build what he thought he told them to.
"Hey, it beats working for Artosis. That lunatic sends us into certain death."
that's wizards starcraft for you
Wife: “Why are you over there?”
Arty: “Because you are playing Terran”
No truer words have been said!
before he said that I read the comments and thought you were joking about how his worldview is starcraft factions then when he said it I was like damn
She ended many missions later, using control groups and A move: something that took me almost a year to learn back in 98. Was quite impressed how each mission, she got exponentially better.
I NEED Arty coaching his wife through all 6 episodes.
"Diner is more useful than Ghosts." lol
Or dinner, as was mentioned in the video.
Wife: You are suppose to be coaching me on this shit
Artosis: Hahahahahahaha
The pain of teaching someone who has never played an RTS
never played anything feels like
@@Genemesis i have lots of sc nights with friends and it will take them 10 minutes to make an scv 💀
@@Redtornado6
Sounds like your friends have brain damage.
"click that building and then click the little robot man"
Tends to do the trick.
@@Lykyk Bruh
Depends on the teacher, too.
gotta love a couple that can deal with each other's bs 😂😂
“Your mouse is fucked.” “No it’s not. It’s like the best mouse in the whole world!” Lol 😂
Arty: ok, i'm gonna give you a shortcut.
Wifetosis: no, motherf*cker.
Oh my god, she's so precious
When my wife and I were dating, we went to my dad's for Christmas. I convinced her to play SC with me and my Dad. 3v5 comp on bgh. She had never played before, but by the end of the game, she had half a dozen bc's. I was so proud and knew it was meant to be.
That's beautiful
she is going to be S rank protoss in no time
She’s gonna learn how to play toss from Snow. 🤣😆
its only fair that they make a "artosis plays wow for the firs time" and its her teaching him
okay but that would be so easy and boring lol
When Artosis couldn't double click correctly I was fucking dying.
I want more, this was hilarious
I respect, that first question was a softball about programming macro keys that she 100000% already knew answer to. Also, that rt probably needs to check gear for cleaning more frequently, could be reason for some did not makes.
lol as an avid wow player i love hearing her saying WASD!!!!
“Why doesn’t he have any self-preservation” - welcome to strategy games where units will just suicide wherever told to go 😝
Lmao, 90% of the struggle could have been avoided if she read the tooltips that pop up when she was mousing over things.
24 seconds in and Artosis is already raging 😂
"terran history is basically space Australia" best analogy ever on starcraft 😂 thumbs up 👍
Sun Tzu once said "Dinner is more useful than ghosts"
5:41 nostalgic noob mistake
i started this video to just give it a glance. the moment she almost killed her SCV .... i got comfy and strapped in/on for what was to come.
Look at this future toss main in the making
Trained by Snow, no less! 😂🤣😆
She's ready to play Snow.
That last line was savage lol
Jesus christ they're MINERALS mary!!
haha good one!
I wonder what Serral was like in his first game of SC 2 LOL
i like how she added more steps to simple tasks out of nowhere XD
"I found the slow kid" -pretending to talk about an SCV but really talking about her husband
This is comedy gold, I love it!
Dan has got to be the worst teacher I've ever seen.
Artosis is chat now. What Artosis feels is what I feel when I see this. It's perfect :D
LMAO the story lore at the end was so funny
I was around 8 and my brother was 13 in 98' and this video absolutely reminds me of our struggle with the game and each other's frustration :D (and we did not know English as well!)
That ghost dono was so f'ing funny
BEST VIDEO
I WAITED FOR THIS FOR DECADES!
I remember when I was 13 and showed my dad how to play Starcraft, he killed his own building by mistake and noticed just in time for it to blow up. Then later when he was joining 1v1 lobbies a korean guy said "sorry, you too low, boot out you" and he got booted from the lobby. My dad tried to do a voice impression of a korean guy saying that while quoting it haha.
I WANT HER TO PLAY THE ENTIRE CAMPAIGN, PLEASE!!!
shes trolling so hard this is amazing
This is definitely funnier than when I tried to teach my wife magic the gathering
And this is exactly why the rts genre is on life support. Hahaha
This. This is Gold
space australia ahaha
"Why that fucker don`t move?"
"Cause you playing Terran"
ahaha:)
The single greatest skill in StarCraft: moving the screen with the mouse… a small amount
Oh the “are you a Mac user?” got me bad 😂
Damn. This is funniest video I've seen in a while 😂😂
I think she's ready to play against average ladder Protoss.
That should be the finale for this series. Wife has to play one ladder match, but the catch is that it has to be on Arty's account.
I’ve waited years for this kind of content. Give me more i demand it
You guys sound sweet.
Also, where's Jim's line, "Whatever it is, it ain't natural. Burn it boys!"?
damn, the condescension would make me quit
She should be used to it by being married to Dan for so long.
Only pewdiecancertards/goodmythical morons would take it too seriously. ;)
Artosis seething about sc. Love it
She's right about the mmo mouse. It's not cheating to have your keyboard mapped to your mouse. You don't have to use macros.
If this man had tried to teach my Starcraft, I would have hated it all my life instead of loving the entire RTS genre.
1:06 she called him a MF. LMAO
And a few more times after that too lol;
She wasn't wrong.
it's fucking crazy that after 14 years she knows nothing about the game when he's playing the game for probably half a day every day
the most ridiculous thing to actually believe that that's true
it drives me fucking nuts... like did she never watch a single stream or see him play... and they never talked about it in over a decade?
I remember the first time I ever played the Starcraft demo, back in 1998... I started the tutorial mission, and while trying to figure out what all the units and buildings on the screen were, I ordered my SCV to attack my Supply Depot. Then I watched it single handedly destroy the depot.
This is an abusive relationship.
But they're evenly matched, so it's fine .
👍
dude I had flashbacks from 20 years ago playing the missions, what a great video
This is why UI/UX is important. lol
It's fun to me to watch newbies. All the unknown unknowns.
was not expecting this to immediately begin with arty raging at his wife lmao
This is the exact feeling I have when I try to explain Ableton to people.
Gosh your wife is hilarious :D Very fun idea. Thanks you.
Exactly like me teaching the wife myself in any game.
OMG I died when she used the buttons on the screen to move, then gather minerals. died!! LOL!
She has a valid point with the cutscenes
This is the best example of loving a person for who he is… their love is the best … En Taro Adun
Also it was orange, your wife needs glasses.
ngl, I also have trouble double clicking my units...
15:21 She's slightly moving her mouse, canceling the double-click. 😂
This should be the series, where your wife in the end becomes a pro.
This is so cute and funny to watch. Be patient to your wife and be happy that she is doing this 😂
Wife = Legend
Congrats on maintaining your sanity for the most part.
"... they're orange."
Lmaoooooo
you were very patient with her
That’s it, I’m only ever going to call Artosis Daniel now
30 seconds in and he’s already snapping at her
GIVEN U HAVE 25 MORE YEARS IT SEEMS LIKE SHE HAS MORE POTENTIAL
"Why are you over there?"
"Because you're playing Terran."
And that is the story of how Artosis ended up in Canada.
This one gave me wave after wave of chills