This is a video I made in pure fun of what students say during the course of a school year. The second half is based on interviews of my students from a football game during the school year.
Yeah I've seen the new first year band kids it so interesting seeing them just with the mouth pieces (I'm second year and I was the fisrt group for the program at my school)
I play tuba, and all throughout middle school my teacher always told me that the spit coming out of the spot valve, was just "moisture" or "condensation" so people wouldn't get grossed out that spit was flying all over the room
Spent 2 years as section leader, then going to watch this video. "I forgot my harness" *TRIGGERED* oh wait, this is a video I don't have to destroy their soul. Carry on.
First off, this is so accurate for year one of band. Second off, 2:48 killed me. I've been playing Clarinet for awhile now when I first started, my entire section named their instrument either Claire, Clairisse or Clarey xD
The end made me cry! I can honestly say that being in band is what lead me to being where I am now, studying music college. People like you inspire me Mr. Sarvey!
There have been a couple of times where my stand is wobbly. Most of the time, when I have a solo and most of the time I have to stand for it, I try to raise my stand and then it always sticks.
I broke my tooth with my saxophone in 4th grade at my concert. It was on my lap, and we were waiting for the band teacher to tell us to play the song. When I raised it from my lap, BANG.
A few of the trumpets actually named their instruments, the only one I can remember is from my best friend, and her trumpet's name was, "Bartholomeus Matthew Garcias III" And I play french horn, so I named that, "Maj. LiHornie" I gave him a backstory, too. He was a fighter in the military during The War Of The Winds. He was on the Brass side, with percussion allies. One day he tripped and fell into a trap, causing a dent in the bell. He hasn't fully recovered, however, he has his PTSD human (me) to help him get through his troubles. I care for him well, cleaning the mouthpiece regularly and greasing the slides properly. He is happy and healthy now, however with a scar that shows his battle to those who come in contact with him.
To fix the wobbly stands to some extent, look under the base for a bolt. Hold the shaft in one place and turn the bolt. I think. This was over a year ago for me.
Same, but it's not her, it's the clarinet, because one day we switched mouthpieces and played each other's clarinets and I was having issues with it too. There's something wrong with it, but no one, including the band director, can figure out what.
why the hell is this so accurate especially the bad stands; what’s worse are the ones that fly forward that you put like a single piece of paper on and it sinks down immediately
My school has a tuba that Is 50 year old tuba named crunchy, his name is crunchy because he is very dented, and crunched up. We can’t fix him because it would be too expensive
SAME and when we went to go play with the high school at one of their football games, I was put in between the tube and the bass trumpet because even in HIGH SCHOOL MARCHING BAND they don't have one Bari while the other school had like 4 of them... I was sooo sad... TT^TT
Zoryzer Be proud, child. It's was the same at w different schools for me. (I don't play saxophone but there was always only one bari sax... that it none) I play trumpet xD
Funny! I played the sax since 6th grade. Been in band for years. I'm a Junior at Central Washington University in Ellensburg Washington! It's so much fun!
I'm still having flash backs from when someone threw their baritone during halftime... *IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! Oh wait, it's just a 2100$ Baritone.*
if you get all of these, then what band do you teach? i can relate to the mouthpiece though. when i first played the trombone, I put the mouthpiece in too hard. it was funny because i spent like 5 min trying to get it out before my director finally handed me some oil also your uniforms are awesome ...and i can relate. i knocked out my tooth with my trombone. you know, normal people hurt themselves in suicides. i hurt myself at "horns up"
stealthheartocarina z I got my mouthpiece stuck in my trombone because I was hitting it and I was making like a cool sound so I kept hitting and my band teacher was like don't do that it's gonna get stuck and when band was over I pulled on my mouthpiece to take it out and put it away and I was stuck and I told my band teacher and she had to use pliers to get it out
The school I currently go to doesn't have band, but we have a trombone and a trumpet (from when we used to have a music program....my school got rid of it) and some of the kids in my class were messing around with the instruments during recess and got the mouthpieces stuck on both of them. The janitor had to use players to get them out.
"My G wont come out" "Some one stole my music" Im im band and there is 1 trumpet 2 clarinets 1 flute 1 tuba and 2 saxophones that actually goes to band pratice and i play clarinet and my clarinet name is clare
I was actually the kid who thought there was something wrong with my flute on my freshman year. At the end of the year, I showed up to my first lesson of private lessons with it and she said it was extremely broken but we brought it in anyways. It broke in the middle of our lesson the next week and so that is the legendary tale of how that statement ONCE became true.
Gavin Randall Oh... I NEVER share my reeds. I have really nice Vandoren ones and a lot of my friends use Rico, and they break theirs a lot, so I don't want mine destroyed. But that's just me.
One time we were having a bathroom break at a football game and I didn’t have to go so I uh....kinda pulled the ‘draw me like one of your French girls’ pose on the empty space in the stands.
I’m in Middle school band and I’m going to high school so I’m kinda scared #BANDGEEK4LIFE,I love band cause of the music,the experience and making new friends
The harness one is so funny. My friend forgot his....at the school......after a 4 hour drive to the college we were playing at. So at about 10 in the morning his parents had to drive up and bring it
My tenor sax section (consisting of three) is like the definition of Weird one member talks all the time but not to me and rarely to the other,the other sometimes talks to me but we mostly just sit there like we’re dead inside and play when we are asked.
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Awww. My band. One big happy dysfunctional family.
Shadow Storm true...
I love how there are almost no replys
10,000 subscribers without a video challenge and my dysfunctional family has a concert is less than a month😂
Shadow Storm my band has 8 people, high school band has 5
True lol
that moment when you realize that you say this stuff pretty much everyday
yes, and I realize that maybe my band directior isn't the old nagging man he seems to be lol
Let's not forget uncalled for, unexplainable screeches of agony from the low brass section on a daily basis
+Madeline Harstad i play the euphonium this is true
Marching Euphonium plus Braces equals PAIN.
Madeline Harstad low brass literally played 6 measures today, beside warm up long tones
Play trombone. Can confirm.
Airborngirl me too
To fix the wobbling stand problem tighten the screw at the bottom
YES SHARE THE LIFE SAVING KNOWLEDGE
The worst is when the top tilts really easily, and keeps dumping your music. The ones in our band hall can't be adjusted at the top.
Bless you
Blake Foster NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE LANGUAGE OF STANDS!!!!
BUT WHEN THE SCREW IS STRIPPED YOURE FUCKED
that's how Middle School was for me not high school
Samuel Mills yea, my high school experience is just people constantly complaining of our hard work lol
😂
First half was middle school second half was high school
"Can we play now?"
-Every 1st Year Band member ever
I’m in my third year and I say that lmao there’s kids younger than me tho that can’t play apparently
I remember feeling like this. “Enough with the rhythm exercises!”
Yeah I've seen the new first year band kids it so interesting seeing them just with the mouth pieces (I'm second year and I was the fisrt group for the program at my school)
Accidentally yelling "Crap I squeaked!" Clarinets understand!
Katie L i feel you pain
Of course. I use to squeak alot in band, but now I don't as much.
Katie L And Saxophones lol
Honestly the struggle is real lol
Katie L yep
NEEDS MORE COWBELL
Bell Diablo
my band is always told more tuba
Qusay Ali MORE TRUMPET
Qusay Ali (my marching band whenever they need cowbell) I HAVE A FEVSR, AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE COWBELL
We played that in my band, and I had the roll of cowbell, so my band teacher never stopped saying "I NEED MORE COWBELL"
I play tuba, and all throughout middle school my teacher always told me that the spit coming out of the spot valve, was just "moisture" or "condensation" so people wouldn't get grossed out that spit was flying all over the room
Jukebox I play bass clarinet and when I play I can see the spit fly
Bari saxes get puddles in the bend of the neck
Some Asshole lol I bet
@@_R0RA_ im dead I play sax and everytime i turn to my friend (she plays trumpet) a whole water fall of spit come out of the spit thingy
Loooool my teachers said the same thingggg!! We all know its spit, cmon
I'm only in middle school but I'm in band and our band can be so hipper and crazy off stage but on stage were like professionals
SAME
I just started playing the trumpet in middle school and it's awesome
SAME
Fun with Lizzie you have to idiot
Lizzie SAME
Also, that is so much like my band. I feel bad for my band teacher now.
Blake Whatcott sssame
Same
I do too
Spent 2 years as section leader, then going to watch this video.
"I forgot my harness" *TRIGGERED* oh wait, this is a video I don't have to destroy their soul. Carry on.
"Carry on" I see what you did there.
Axel, I forgot my gloves....
Axel Darkblade I get *trigered* when people forget there's instruments how do you do that
I didn't even play percussion and even I got triggered at that
Rai Darkblade Lolololololol
My clarinets name is Hilary Clarinet
Cool! I never thought of naming mine.
Some trumpets are called Donald Trumpets.
I always tell my friends that play trombone, that they play Trump's bone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Junior Quinones my bassoons name is... I dunno what should I name him
My Clarinets name is Periwinkle!
First off, this is so accurate for year one of band. Second off, 2:48 killed me. I've been playing Clarinet for awhile now when I first started, my entire section named their instrument either Claire, Clairisse or Clarey xD
Dragon Soul no one named their clarinet in my Elementary School Band... granted there was like 3 clarinets
Dragon Soul MINE IS CLARY AND MY FRIENDS 'S CLAIR
My friend named hers Oliver.
Mine in Hilary Clarinet!
My name is claire and i play the clarinet so those are no-no’s lol
what my band director sees kids always playing when he is talking to a kid
When the dang slide of your trombone comes of and the band class stares at you
I got nothing better to do it sucks man
This'll be my last year in band, I'm going to miss those little buggers
The end made me cry! I can honestly say that being in band is what lead me to being where I am now, studying music college. People like you inspire me Mr. Sarvey!
The music stand section is *so* me XD
There have been a couple of times where my stand is wobbly. Most of the time, when I have a solo and most of the time I have to stand for it, I try to raise my stand and then it always sticks.
You know that all you have to do to fix a wobbly stand is turn it over and tighten the screw, right? End the suffering!!!
Yeah. I already know how to do that. I've seen my band teacher do it.
i spent both years of middle school fixing the stands. no one knew how to do it lol
Ikr
Uh...how do you break a tooth on a bass drum? HOW EVEN?
+heyimbigj right?
Very easy trust me
I broke my tooth with my saxophone in 4th grade at my concert. It was on my lap, and we were waiting for the band teacher to tell us to play the song. When I raised it from my lap, BANG.
Ouch
Giuliana S at your concert? Wow
my trumpets name is Donald Trump lol
Kenny eyster I thought that to
WASTED OPPORTUNITY FOR DONALD TRUMPET
Ikr
Kenny eyster I name my trumpet Donald Trumpet (pronounced troompet)
Kenny eyster U mean Donald Trumpet
What band student names their instruments?
ME! I play horn and Mello, my horns name is Frenchy and my Mello is Mellony. (I know original)
I do! My clarinet is named Clara, my brown ukulele is named Chloe and my red uke is named Max.
+Jenny M. My saxophones name is France and my oboes name is Bamboboe
I named my trumpet Donald trumpet
my trombones name is tromonice...his nickname is tromboner
When 2:20 happens, and you play tuba...
kason cheese I agree
Ikr lol
kason cheese the unfortunate moment.
kason cheese I play baritone it happens all the time
Polny Vlogs If that is a nightmare for you, imagine it happening with a tuba!
A few of the trumpets actually named their instruments, the only one I can remember is from my best friend, and her trumpet's name was, "Bartholomeus Matthew Garcias III" And I play french horn, so I named that, "Maj. LiHornie" I gave him a backstory, too.
He was a fighter in the military during The War Of The Winds. He was on the Brass side, with percussion allies. One day he tripped and fell into a trap, causing a dent in the bell. He hasn't fully recovered, however, he has his PTSD human (me) to help him get through his troubles. I care for him well, cleaning the mouthpiece regularly and greasing the slides properly. He is happy and healthy now, however with a scar that shows his battle to those who come in contact with him.
To fix the wobbly stands to some extent, look under the base for a bolt. Hold the shaft in one place and turn the bolt. I think. This was over a year ago for me.
Lol this is how it was in 6th grade 😂👌
Hahaha why is this so true. I am a flute player and my clarinet section has this one kid that is like I can't play this note.
Same, but it's not her, it's the clarinet, because one day we switched mouthpieces and played each other's clarinets and I was having issues with it too. There's something wrong with it, but no one, including the band director, can figure out what.
IKR I play clarinet and this think I'd that sat next to me COULDN'T PLAY AT ALL!!!! I even joined 1/2 sweep late and I was still better than him
J Tiensivu oml same what's your flutes name?
I play flute!
FLUTE IS AWESOME.
Thats me whenever i play i say "OH GOD I CAN'T PLAY THAT NOTE" TvT
3:50 how does one forget there harness?
*their
Shuuuu i make mistakes
haha gg
our center snare forgot his drum for the second most important performance of the season.
alex fallenangel their*
i named my bari sax Gary
turena topp I named mine barry
And dont forget when the teacher calls on your section to play a measure but you dont know how to play it
The trumpet is Donald trumpet
nah it's always either always timmy or tommy
Mine was/is Trampet and my friend’s was Donald Trumpet as well XD
@@rileyolson711 my trumpets name is Logan the second
this why trumpEts don’t deSERVE rIghts
jk love you-
why the hell is this so accurate
especially the bad stands; what’s worse are the ones that fly forward that you put like a single piece of paper on and it sinks down immediately
When stands fall that's the one sign that it's
a. Monday
b. Gona be the worst day of my life
I know I’m not the only one who names their instrument admit it you can’t hide it.
this is very true everybody does these things this video is accurate good job
My flute’s name is Bob. Bob the Flute. My friend’s flute is Jeffery No they are not flute puns. Fight me.
My band are like siblings to me. So much rivalry but we still care about each other!
My school has a tuba that Is 50 year old tuba named crunchy, his name is crunchy because he is very dented, and crunched up. We can’t fix him because it would be too expensive
Wow our band flips each other off sometimes and our teacher just laughs and acts like a crazy person
"I can't find any extra stands". I literally used a folder and a chair at my winter concert
I *HATE* it with a passion when my music lands on someone else’s spit 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
I remember watching this when I was a band kid in middle school. I’m not a band kid now and I wish I could go back to those times
most Woodwinds: I can't breathe.
Flute playing me who can't breathe all that well.
"I can breathe just fine you lazy crap stains."
1:45 are those are Bari sax cases? If so why four? So many I'm the only Bari in the whole school.
SAME and when we went to go play with the high school at one of their football games, I was put in between the tube and the bass trumpet because even in HIGH SCHOOL MARCHING BAND they don't have one Bari while the other school had like 4 of them... I was sooo sad... TT^TT
Zoryzer one of our beri saxes moved so now we have one dont feel bad
Zoryzer me too
Zoryzer Be proud, child. It's was the same at w different schools for me. (I don't play saxophone but there was always only one bari sax... that it none) I play trumpet xD
There is probably one for concert, symphonic, honors, and jazz
He forgot the trombones saying,"I need lube".
Funny! I played the sax since 6th grade. Been in band for years. I'm a Junior at Central Washington University in Ellensburg Washington! It's so much fun!
Who else plays trombone?
Blake Whatcott me
Cool!
Blake Whatcott I do
Me!!!!
I used to play, whaddup
I'm still having flash backs from when someone threw their baritone during halftime... *IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! Oh wait, it's just a 2100$ Baritone.*
Lmao
The band kids in my school call us orchestra orchdorks
I LOVE your profile pic
Thanks! That's a very nice dog!
the second half of this video made me so nostalgic for marching season. thanks for making this (also i love ur uniforms wow)
I play in band, orchestra, jazz band, all city band, I have piano lessons, I have swimming everyday but Sunday. *save me*
I play in band, jazz band, help out with choir, and piano (no Orchestra at my school)
I'm in band, jazz band, cheer, softball, science Olympiad
Had a person come in late because they were getting coffee
"Is this a... H?!?!"- Me, today. I've been playing for 3 years. I need help xD
Making human tables, chair mountains, dancing, and the bonds we build, our band shirts from last year said “One heart, one soul, one band, one goal.”
if you get all of these, then what band do you teach?
i can relate to the mouthpiece though. when i first played the trombone, I put the mouthpiece in too hard. it was funny because i spent like 5 min trying to get it out before my director finally handed me some oil
also your uniforms are awesome
...and i can relate. i knocked out my tooth with my trombone. you know, normal people hurt themselves in suicides. i hurt myself at "horns up"
stealthheartocarina z I got my mouthpiece stuck in my trombone because I was hitting it and I was making like a cool sound so I kept hitting and my band teacher was like don't do that it's gonna get stuck and when band was over I pulled on my mouthpiece to take it out and put it away and I was stuck and I told my band teacher and she had to use pliers to get it out
The school I currently go to doesn't have band, but we have a trombone and a trumpet (from when we used to have a music program....my school got rid of it) and some of the kids in my class were messing around with the instruments during recess and got the mouthpieces stuck on both of them. The janitor had to use players to get them out.
I managed to cut my hand oiling my slide somehow
+Louis you mean pliers😂
I love this, so pure. It’s the same way for my band, just one big crazy family ❤️☺️
2:48
I know a girl.
Her name is Claire.
And she plays the Clarinet.
3:44 At least you brought the snare. In 8th grade I forgot to bring the entire bass drum.
I'M SO SHOWING TO MY MUSIC TEACHERS! I play the Viola
My band director once told the sax section that they go well with the "hollow black tubes of death" while looking at the oboes and clarinets.
there's always those few stands...
My flute name is Charlie and my friends is Edward and then she named her hamsters after our flutes
Trumpets for president.
As a band kid, I can confirm
Totally naming my old flute Filbert tho
Oh mr.sarvey you know us better than anyone
Sarvey dude!!! Band geeks for life!!!
whats funny is that he is so accurate
except nobody ever wants to miss band -_-
"My G wont come out"
"Some one stole my music"
Im im band and there is 1 trumpet 2 clarinets 1 flute 1
tuba and 2 saxophones that actually goes to band pratice and i play clarinet and my clarinet name is clare
The feeling when you get a bad stand in band
drum stick part happened to but I did not know there right there
I was actually the kid who thought there was something wrong with my flute on my freshman year. At the end of the year, I showed up to my first lesson of private lessons with it and she said it was extremely broken but we brought it in anyways. It broke in the middle of our lesson the next week and so that is the legendary tale of how that statement ONCE became true.
Who plays saxophone and keeps forgetting there reeds
Gavin Randall How do you forget a reed? Shouldn't you carry a few in your case?
ME.
Bella Wells well you put 3 in your case, then you break one, give one to a friend, and then realize you were playing and forgot your reed at home.
Gavin Randall Oh... I NEVER share my reeds. I have really nice Vandoren ones and a lot of my friends use Rico, and they break theirs a lot, so I don't want mine destroyed. But that's just me.
Yup same but my clarinet, we can't keep reeds in our cases either because we share instruments (we clean them every time tho"
The mouthpiece getting stuck for the trombone is litterly me
My brother's clarinet is called George Cloony
My one friend who is a uphonium is always chewing gum while playing so I have to chase her around the school to spit it out before band lol😂
LOL I’m a clarinet and I was joking with a friend of mine and I called my clarinet Claire
The person that sits next to me is always late to class and so before he gets there I switch stands
this is beginning band
Much like beginning band
A girl at my school played clarinet and her name was Claire. This was three years ago and the Claire-inet name stuck with her
My sticks are named papa's beatin sticks
And that every student ever walks in and says THESE EXACT WORDS: Are we playing today?
My brother named his euphonium Jerry
"so there was this one time at band camp"
Who here plays the oboe! Oh, just me 😢😢😢
One time we were having a bathroom break at a football game and I didn’t have to go so I uh....kinda pulled the ‘draw me like one of your French girls’ pose on the empty space in the stands.
I'm a trumpet guy
Rawry the dinosaur I love your profile pic
Rawry the dinosaur good job
I'm a trumpet girl, there is only 2 girl trumpets in my band class including me
Maxcampcamp I'm the only girl
Marching band is the best. It's so much fun and we all build connections that we'll have forever
I have a trumpet, it named Donald Trumpet. :)
And whenever the trumpets mess up it’s always the “my keys are stickey”
See, there isn’t any accurate percussion things😂 I’m always told we have the easiest job, and I literally have to play over 100 instruments😂😂
I've watched this video several times now. It's still just as good as the first time I watched it.
Thanks friend.
my flute’s name is teddison lll
shookkepner Mine is... Arnold.
I’m in Middle school band and I’m going to high school so I’m kinda scared #BANDGEEK4LIFE,I love band cause of the music,the experience and making new friends
Welp, that was my last reed...
JoeBat232 you're always supposed to have three reeds in your case IDIOT
Crap.....
I usually put 5 in mine
The harness one is so funny. My friend forgot his....at the school......after a 4 hour drive to the college we were playing at. So at about 10 in the morning his parents had to drive up and bring it
2:45 I call my euphonium phiona
I git a mouthpiece stuck on a saxophone
Who else plays the Saxaphone here ??
Anyone ? Or is it just me ??🤔
Your not alone;) I play Alto and tenor
Lupe Martinez I play the alto sax! SAX BUDDIES
SQUEAK.... my trumpets broken ( every kid in trumpet section)
I got so triggered when he said "harness" instead of "carrier"
My tenor sax section (consisting of three) is like the definition of Weird one member talks all the time but not to me and rarely to the other,the other sometimes talks to me but we mostly just sit there like we’re dead inside and play when we are asked.