Every Zero Punctuation 2010
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2024
- Every 2010 Zero Punctuation episode with no punctuation.
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I still chuckle at "the story of Kratos: the ancient world's most determined atheist"
Ppp
Same. Very good elevator pitch as well.
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This is the exact equivalent of sitting next to that one crazy Guy at the Bus stop and deciding to say hello .
“What the fuck’s Pestilence gonna do, *cough* on people?”
Ah, 2010 was a simpler time
Sounds like a fun game
For another line that aged like fine moldovan wine see " Come on russia, take the hint. WW3, lets do it!
almost had world war 3 just a second ago
Ah, that simpler time, when airborne contagions apparently didn't exist.
Thank you Yahtzee for reminding me my mum doesn’t love me
Thank you reminding me yahtzee loves mum
I like that this ends with a clipshow of clips from the video we are currently watching.
It is hard to believe that Yahtzee was ten years younger when he made these vids. To me he's always been exactly the same. Same humour, same cynicism, same voice (provided sound quality is up to par).
Nice. I was just in the middle of a Yahtzee binge.
It's weird that they edit out jokes and credits but not repeated mentions of books.
I think it’s because the jokes are seen as “to offensive” or something.
Poor poor 2010's Yahtzee, innocent and hopeful for Duke nukem forever
9:45 "what is pestilence going to do", cough on people"? We here in 2021 have seen exactly what pestilence has been up too...
So did Escapist just forget about the _Amnesia: Dark Descent_ review, or was I not paying attention??
the stan lee part is very sad now that he is dead :(
Ah, the memories.
52:20 perhaps respect is the wrong... BEING A HIGHLY RESPECTED GAME REVIEWER
I rewatched this over several viewings and Yatzhee is as delightful as the enjoyment I gain from knowing he knows about 1/3rd of what he's talking about, at least 50% of the time. So 1/6 of what he's talking about, but his voice and cadence are so musical as to lull me into listening anyway.
4:35 hi welcome to 2019
"What's pestilence gonna do?" I think we're currently living through that.
3:04:40 Did they seriously replace that nice, lively jazz with _that?_ That's a bit depressing.
Ah
Content ID is a bitch, no?
In case you were wondering, the name of that song is "In the Mood" by the Glenn Miller band
i know this is loud and sweary but i fell asleep listening to this
So "His Majesty's Dragon" by Naomi Novik is a book series about the Napoleonic Wars fought on the backs of dragons...if anyone is interested.
16:29 - Yahtzee is a chocolate bar confirmed.
I find myself wondering about a few glaring edits where part is just cut out without any indication - the audio just jumps ahead.
I never remember to note which reviews they are so I can try to figure out what was cut.
17:00 It makes me wonder if Pac-Man is about mental illness. You run around a maze-like room, eating pills to avoid/defeat ghosts who chase you relentlessly. But you can never escape.
This is... weirdly heavily censored 🤨 I remember about 50 jokes that have been cut from this compilation. ...?
4:36
its almost 2022 and i don't think much has changed from here.
Thanks
Is it just me or does he use mr hopeee ( the space hopper from monkey dust) on a few in this year (2010)
Its rare to see a monkey dust if it is
Time to play spot the censorship!
The obvious censorship on these videos is getting REALLY annoying.
Or was fun for the video go widescreen
With no punctuation... until there's in video ads. You liar
Succubi Pie *laughs in TH-cam red*
@@sun332s7 laughs in adblock plus, a completely free browser extension
3:19:00
Good times
What the f is pestilence going to do? Cough on people? ... 10 years later
52:15 Seeing these two videos back to back reveals a whole new joke, when Yahtzee ends the first one using "respect something" as "wank off to"
What happened at 3:09:41 ?
28:48 "The writing is solid but then BioWare don't score points for that anymore" Oh how the times have changed.
The cost of being devoured by EA.
Douglas Mearns m
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lol l
I want to go back
@@LazorJunkieninja in a couple months, you can.
here's a game:
pause the video
put it in a random time
try to guess WTF is yatzee is talking about by the graphics alone
This is great.
Or turn the sound off and do the same
A friend and I on discord play this game with screenshots. It's great.
Pure gold
jokes on you, I got a graphic with sam fishers dumb mask thing in it
Haha you think 3 hours scares me i watch DnD Podcasts for sport.
Except this is with zero punctuation *fanfare* no stopping.
It scares me that I was literally watching Critical Role season 2 episode 61 RIGHT before this. I'm so pumped to almost be caught up!
As in Dungeons and Dragons? Do they have such a podcast?
@@chrisdooley6468 there are tons of people that make dnd podcasts
Legend
18:18 "Set in an alternative World War 2-- You know, it'd be nice to see a game set, say, in an alternative Napoleonic War for once, where Waterloo was fought on the backs of pterodactyls."
The Temeraire novels by Naomi Novik is almost exactly like this... It's what happens when a novelist asks, "What if Napoleon could overcompensate for his height by riding on the back of a DRAGON?"
00:06 - 2009 Awards
04:48 - Torchlight
08:58 - Darksiders
13:24 - Bayonetta
17:45 - Dark Void
21:54 - Borderlands
26:08 - Mass Effect 2
30:14 - Dante's Inferno
34:34 - Bioshock 2
38:54 - Aliens Vs. Predator
43:30 - Heavy Rain
47:57 - Battlefield: Bad Company 2
52:22 - Final Fantasy XIII
57:04 - God of War 3
1:01:37 - Red Steel 2
1:05:50 - Just Cause 2
1:10:32 - Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
1:14:54 - Splinter Cell: Conviction
1:19:22 - Nier
1:23:56 - Dead to Rights: Retribution
1:29:09 - Monster Hunter Tri
1:33:34 - Alan Wake
1:38:18 - Red Dead Redemption
1:43:13 - Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands
1:47:45 - E3 2010
1:52:12 - No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
1:56:32 - Super Mario Galaxy 2
2:01:28 - Singularity
2:05:48 - Crackdown 2
2:10:07 - Deathspark & Limbo
2:14:24 - Shadow of the Colossus
2:18:45 - Split Second: Velocity
2:23:07 - Transformers: War for Cybertron
2:27:33 - Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
2:32:12 - Mafia 2
2:36:23 - Metroid Other M
2:40:48 - Video Game Voters Network
2:42:23 - Halo: Reach
2:46:37 - Dead Rising 2
2:50:52 - Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions
2:55:13 - Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
2:59:36 - Enslaved: Odyssey to the West
3:04:13 - Fallout: New Vegas
3:09:03 - Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2
3:13:30 - Call of Duty: Black Ops
3:18:04 - iPhone Games
3:22:51 - Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
3:27:33 - Splatterhouse
3:32:20 - Epic Mickey
3:37:10 - Holiday 2010
You legend.
How does this not have more likes?
An absolute king right here
Spoilers!
Are you Jesus?
"What the fuck is Pestilence going to do? Cough on people?"
Me watching this in quarantine: 😐
I am still a gelatinous creature who likes Warhammer 40k.
I became one last year, and still don't like darksiders
@@mrjack901 word
WH40k fans are split between people who get it and like to have fun with the over the top ridiculousness of it all and people who don't get it and to whom the setting is their super edgelord wet dream.
@@Person01234 that second group are just strawmen and you know it
@@zer0026 no, otherwise I wouldn't have said it. They exist.
Yahtzee predicted the Star Wars super weapon from episode 7 years in advance. "Glue three death stars together."
I mean
You seem to be forgetting that Lucas' big plot escalation from ROTJ was 'the death star again'
With the added 'twist' being that it was all a scam initiated by Palpy into tricking the Rebels into overplaying they're hand
Of ***course*** that's what Star Wars was going to do - its what Star Wars does :P
You guys should do a 24/7 stream with the Zero Punctuation back catalog, Funhaus style
Kevin Kofler good to see another Funhaus fan!
These videos save me from having to listen to the ragingly loud intro music, and from having to turn my speakers down for it, and back up after it's finished, every bloody video!
but the intro is so good
@@italianmofo4037 Yes, music is good but it needs to have the same volume as the rest of the video... which shouldn't be such a difficult task honestly.
@@ipsnagi9442 They remedied it. Albeit, late, but it's been fixed
@@jakass I see... I guess it's time for another marathon of ZP then. You know, just to check...
3:09:41 "...since the Shindler's List easy bake oven"
"Someone should probably call them out on this, or the next game will have a heroin going into battle in high-heels and three bits of masking tape" I sometimes forget how forward thinking Yahtzee can be.
I'd say the guy's a time traveler with how often he predicts this stuff. I know some of it comes from just knowing the market, but still.
Maybe some of Jim Sterling's power rubbed off on him.
Boglins tell Jim the future
Ah, back in 2010, when suggesting Keanu Reaves would play a character was an insult rather than a nice bloody steak to be thrown to the rabid hordes of fanboys and fangirls and send them into a frenzy. The John Wick series did a lot to change the general perspective on him.
I'd like to point out that you've made a mistake: Nier Aoutomata appears on the thumbnail, but that game came out on 2017 so it is not apart of the 2010 recap
Its pretty awesome that his style hasn’t changed for 11+ years.
The visual package does not matter if it is good enough to serve its purpose of presenting the contents inside. Altho that means there needs to be good and meaningful contents to present.
And because stylised visuals age gracefully.
Come to think of it, i wish other creators regarded this as true. Publishers, rather.
@@crazyg5728I think they also mean the style of writing and delivery
these videos save me a lot of clicking hah
Not for me.
I'm to anxious and compulsively pause to much of my watchable content.
This just makes me pause more T_T
Shoutout to the usual censorship discourse taking place, like. I mean I get it, but the original videos are... still there... and on the site...
What do you mean?
Byron the best 1:07:13 is the first i noticed, they’ve attempted to remove a reference to the columbine massacre but done it very poorly.
They’ve done this in the other compilations too.
Really if you want a Zero Punctuation compilation use the ones Fellman created that other people have reuploaded
I plan on doing that, I'm just here to see how they censor it to have a proper reason to stay with the anti censorship people, just because something is censored as long as it doesn't ruin anything it can be ok, but more often than not, the how is more jarring and irritating than any why could ever be.
Censorship is still the wrong word to use and it annoys me. Censorship is a state banning/prohibiting speech in a Public space.
TH-cam is not a public space or a state authority despite how it may seem, and everything here happens with google’s blessing. Nor are they prohibiting or even pressuring the Escapist to do any editing, as far as it seems.
Whine about incompleteness and I might think about it, but you can still bingewatch the archives if you really want to.
It's weird which lines get cut out these days.
Ikr. It's usually the best lines, too!
I want all the years for Zero Puntuaction. So I can listen to them while playing games with grating sountracks
1:07:07 they edited it! They changed it from "reanacting the columbine massacre on a government soldier's face" to just "reanacting the massacre on a government soldier's face"
There are a few jokes like that that get edited out.
“What’s Pestilence going to do, cough on people?”
Thanks, Yahtz. Thanks for giving 2020 ideas.
Holy shit, ‘memba kinectimals?
I watched he entire thing, Yatzhees voice is great for nap time, then you wake up to some good content, these full year reviews I listen to like a bedtime podcast 😂🤷🏾♀️😍
Don't Mind Me same lol
The running joke of continually getting Isaac Clarke's name wrong gets me every time
4:38
Almost 10 and a half years on, this sign-off has only really gotten more poignant.
0:11 “It’s been a turbulent year for the industry with most companies considered to be doing fucking well if they only had to fire one bus load of employees” - pandemic logo on screen. Watching in lockdown. Yahtzee predicts the future!! Tin foil hats
And I thought *before* that you had too much time. It still amazes me how you can manage to do so much work at the same time, yet consistently manage to meet deadlines. I don't know how you do it, but I'm jealous.
"...than the Schindler's List Easy-Bake Oven."
I was so disappointed when that sentence didn't continue.
3:13:59 Huh...that didn't age particularly well. It's still good, but there's a few specks of mold here and there.
Man, that Mass Effect 2 review did NOT age well... I mean, the game itself aged splendidly, but the tangent about Bioware's integrity as a developer... feelsbadman.
They cut the joke off of the “most grossly mishandled and offensive application of intellectual property” before it got to the punchline: “The Schindler’s List easy bake oven.” during the Star Wars The Force Unleashed 2 review.
Its also weird that they left the set up for the joke in the clips at the end, with the punchline being cutout, rather than just cutting out the entire clip.
@@ScootsMcDootson yeah it’s really annoying.
He sounds so young
"This is the last Halo game," oh you sweet summer child.
“What’s pestilence going to do, cough on you?” Aged like either fine wine or milk. Haven’t decided yet.
Anybody notice the audio feedback error at 2:09:44? I can hear it with headphones in and triple checked that it was the video and nothing else
3:13:30 because the original black ops review got age restricted for whatever reason so I’m time stamping it here so it can be viewed.
43:31 heavy rain lol
Man, watching this in 2023 is something else, half the jokes have turned around and smacked Mr Zero in the face. I'm having some sympathy cringe as I would agree the amount of Russia hate seemed odd in 2010, but 2023 half those war games were vaguely right; only just vaguely.
I hope they didn't censor this collection like they did with the 2008 one.
They need to make money mate get over it
@@kylerclarke2689 I know _why_ people censor things... I said I'd rather they didn't.
@@kylerclarke2689 Shit excuse making, but okay, whatever.
Unfortunately they did. They got rid of one of my favorite jokes from the Dante’s Inferno review. :/
TyphoonZebra 49:24 there is a rather laughable example of censorship here, where a censor bar is added a few seconds AFTER the image appears.
GOOD GOD BREATHE MAN!!!
go to Sleep listening to Yahtzee
I do it too. Still waiting to have a dream induced where Yahtzee calls my dreams uncreative, unfocused and boring.
i do it to.......every night......for the last 4 months.......i cant sleep anymore if im not listening to his voice
2:09:39 someone brought their phone to the office that day! 😄
This is kinda an odd question, but i'd love to know what Yahtzee's ideas are on the best way to implement roleplaying in a mostly linear game, WITHOUT relying on a half-baked moral choice system. Totally not asking for my own writing benefit or anything....
Ah 2010, the year of mobile gaming that actually had some innovation.
From what I can tell, they've censored the music in the New Vegas review (understandable, probably some copyright nonsense) and the Schindler's List EZ Bake Oven joke from the Force Unleashed 2 review.
What happened to the Schindler's list EZ/bake oven?
yeah!
"What the fuck is Pestilence going to do, cough on people?!"
Meanwhile, in 2020...
Zero Punctuation in 2010 was very dead pan. When he showed emotion it felt more impactful. Nowadays, he gives impact everytime he breathes.
Yahtzee: *"The game froze up! I mean, my life froze up!"*
Me: *Dies from laughter induced asphyxiation.*
The "It's like renaming Master Chief to Elisabeth" bit really got me 😂
21:43 Im dying, down then up then down agn!!! lol 33:55 PM HA! Wank -----Ludo ?!Lol
a prototype can be more efficient and better looking through the magic of being ruinously expensive to produce there fore not being commercially viable to produce and could have resulted in the slow lumbering version being created due the virtue of them in numbers was an effective but cheaper method to guard little sisters its like yahtzee has never seen a Prototype car vs a production one
Randomly skipping around turns this video into a fun Yahtzee soundboard xD
It always throws me when I hear parts of the videos that have been edited since the original release, sometimes I can somewhat understand but still its pretty obvious, or maybe I've watch these videos too many times
Mans straight murdered us Warhammer 40k players... 😭😭😭
I don't know if the driving in Borderlands is the same as the driving in Borderlands 2 but if it is it still isn't the worst driving I've seen in games
Yeah pretty much the same. Also, agreed.
But its not complete, again with the censorship.
Its so dumb.
What censorship?
Any examples of what's removed? Just out of interest
Some of the jokes may be outdated with today's standards and may affect the monetization of these videos and the status of the channel. If you want the original jokes you can always go back and watch the original uncut versions.
@@theescapist I'm pretty sure this video's monetization is already fucked to shit, based on its overall content. And did you really censor the artificial nipples or am I trippin'?
@Escapist It’s Yahtzee! He makes censorship jokes about this very kind of bullshit. He sums it up very well in the 50 Cent Blood on the Sand review, a truly tolerant society is one where someone tells a joke and everyone laughs.
And we do laugh, because it’s Yahtzee. Anyone expecting anything other than intelligent but caustic verbiage isn’t a long time fan anyway.
Very glad you’re uploading these but, stop editing out jokes.
It’s funny seeing this considering the games reviewed are 10 years old and a lot of things have aged but something that hasnt is the fact that he has a hatred for sandbox for good reason lol
Thanks for the mega-compilations! Would love timestamps tho, cant afford to watch all of it at once, and sometimes I really want to see a specific reaction that marked me :p
There's every video available individually, you know...
Shame
Who else watches this at 1.5 speed because he's a little too slow 🐌?
F u suits at the escapist (not the creater, you are lovly)
Part of the fun is trying to figure out when one ended and the others started. Bonus points if you can tell the game before he actually says it. Take a shot if you didn't, you'll be drunk within half a hour.
- So what's the point of having 2 separate experience levels?
- Well, it's like my right hand on a Sunday night
- Why's that?
- Cuz it beats the fuck out of me!
Ah 2010, "what's up with Russia lately"... a dozen years later and we're remembering when this was just a plot