Every zero punctuation 2020 timestamps 0:00 - Top 5 best, worst, and blandest of 2019 5:46 - Yahtzee’s most significant games of the decade 11:29 - Boneworks 16:35 - Mech Warrior 5; Mercenaries 19:27 - Whattam 21:43 - Journey to the Savage Planet 26:45 - The Walking Dead Saints & Sinners 31:49 - Kentucky Route Zero 36:11 - Star Fetchers Pilot 36:56 - Zombie Army 4 Dead War 41:48 - Wolcen; Lords of Mayhem 46:58 - Dreams 52:08 - DOOM 1993 Retrospective 57:35 - Black Mesa 1:02:34 - Ori & the Will of the Wisps 1:07:14 - DOOM ETERNAL 1:12:28 - Half Life Alyx 1:17:45 - Resident Evil 3 Remake 1:23:08 - Animal Crossing - New Horizons 1:28:09 - Final Fantasy 7 Remake 1:33:25 - XCOM chimera Squad 1:38:19 - Cloudpunk 1:40:56 - Streets of Rage 4 1:43:13 - WoW corrupted blood incident (Let’s All Laugh at an Industry That Never Learns Anything Tee Hee Hee) 1:48:29 - Void Bastards 1:51:00 - Ion Fury 1:53:26 - Man Eater 1:58:24 - Minecraft Dungeons 2:03:22 - shantie & the Seven Sirens 2:08:35 - Desperados 3 2:13:50 - The Last of Us 2 2:18:56 - Persona 4 Golden 2:24:14 - Google Stadia 2:29:19 - Deadly Premonition 2 2:34:16 - Paper Mario; the Origami King 2:39:10 - Ghost of Tsushima 2:44:06 - Carrion 2:46:52 - Beyond A Steel Sky 2:49:10 - Fall Guys 2:54:11 - Mortal Shell 3:08:45 - Spirtfarer 2:58:50 - BattleToads 3:01:30 - No Strait Roads 3:03:37 - Marvels Avengers 3:13:47 - BPM-Bullets Per Minute 3:18:44 - Serious Sam 4 3:24:14 - Hades 3:29:03 - Crash Bandicoot 4 It’s About Time 3:33:55 - Amnesia Returns 3:38:34 - Remothored Broken 3:43:28 - Ghostrunner 3:48:13 - Watch Dogs Legion 3:53:06 - Dark Pictures Anthology - Little Hope 3:58:12 - Assassins Creed Valhalla 4:02:56 - Spider Man Miles Morales 4:07:35 - Yakuza; Like A Dragon 4:12:22 - Immortals Fenyx Rising 4:17:19 - Cyberpunk 2077 4:22:13 - Best, Worst, and blandest of 2020 (1st video of 2021) I hope everyone has a great 2021!!!
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear ber
I love how he spoils the death of a major character in The Last of Us Part II, but decides to avoid spoiling the death of a fucking Bob-omb in Paper Mario.
If Capcom actually finished the combat in RE6 with it I'm 100% on board because I know if they finish that combat system everyone's gonna be awestruck.
This video is an amazing historical record of how people dealt with the pandemic in 2020, such a ride to see Yahtzee going from "this will be over in a month" to "this whole year can go die in a fire".
There were a lot of people who thought that. I was one of them. I figured that as long as everyone followed social distancing and wore a mask, this would be over quickly...... Oh how naive I was. I had too much faith in humanity and it failed me once again.
@@RabbiHerschel leave it to gamers to blame illegal immigrants for a pandemic in a video about videogames Fyi maybe if the anti-mask/abtivaxxer idiots just went alobg with regulations this woulf long be over Keep blaming immigrants doe
@@AugustJayGames Immigration legal and illegal have had little effect on the spread of the virus compared to home grown anti-mask/vaccine crowd. Neither my family nor all of my friends thought the pandemic would get this bad back in January of 2020. Oh how naive we sweet sweet fools were. The moment the bloody thing was turned into a political issue by the right wing all bets were off and here we are in 2022 still fighting it. 😑
@@noahgray543 that's mostly a stereotypical caricature, in his prime he actually sounded and look damn fine. also, don't forget that the recording equipment back then was different then what we have now, and autotune didn't exist yet.
" I'm awake. I'm awake. " ... He was making a reference to druids from the Warcraft RTS. Every time you selected the druid of the claw. " I'm awake. I'm awake. "
People knew about COVID-19 in like November of 2019, hence the name. It had already been shown to be extremely viral and potentionally deadly. Easy joke if you ask me lol
@@misteryA555 what do you classify as "people"? I'm pretty sure the bigger part of humanity didn't know about it before it started spreading through the entirety of china
@@cathacker13 I heard of it about mid December on reddit of all places ad thought that might be something to check on later. Saw something else about it on reddit at the start of January and started keeping up with the data at that point. It had reached the US at that point.
@@cathacker13 which happened in December 2019 and reached the U.S. in January 2020. Not as common as the other guy probably thought but not really prophetic either.
The minecraft dungeons one got me. Especially after the "Haven't you already reviewed Doom? No, it just feels like I have." I kept thinking "I swear he's reviewed minecraft, I even remember the jokes about giant golden cocks and bush monsters." and then he finally mentioned dungeons and my frantic anxious search for my failing memory got put to a thankful end.
I've come yo realise something and it is this: Yahtzee's voice makes for great sleeping audio. On multiple occasions I've put one of these on and just drifted off giggling.
I'm a software engineer. I refuse to admit that I regularly laugh so hard watching these videos that my wife comes to check on me to ensure I haven't died or something :) Thank you for doing what you do!
Copying so I can find it Every zero punctuation 2020 timestamps 0:00 - Top 5 best, worst, and blandest of 2019 5:46 - Yahtzee’s most significant games of the decade 11:29 - Boneworks 16:35 - Mech Warrior 5; Mercenaries 19:27 - Whattam 21:43 - Journey to the Savage Planet 26:45 - The Walking Dead Saints & Sinners 31:49 - Kentucky Route Zero 36:11 - Star Fetchers Pilot 36:56 - Zombie Army 4 Dead War 41:48 - Wolcen; Lords of Mayhem 46:58 - Dreams 52:08 - DOOM 1993 Retrospective 57:35 - Black Mesa 1:02:34 - Ori & the Will of the Wisps 1:07:14 - DOOM ETERNAL 1:12:28 - Half Life Alyx 1:17:45 - Resident Evil 3 Remake 1:23:08 - Animal Crossing - New Horizons 1:28:09 - Final Fantasy 7 Remake 1:33:25 - XCOM chimera Squad 1:38:19 - Cloudpunk 1:40:56 - Streets of Rage 4 1:43:13 - WoW corrupted blood incident (Let’s All Laugh at an Industry That Never Learns Anything Tee Hee Hee) 1:48:29 - Void Bastards 1:51:00 - Ion Fury 1:53:26 - Man Eater 1:58:24 - Minecraft Dungeons 2:03:22 - shantie & the Seven Sirens 2:08:35 - Desperados 3 2:13:50 - The Last of Us 2 2:18:56 - Persona 4 Golden 2:24:14 - Google Stadia 2:29:19 - Deadly Premonition 2 2:34:16 - Paper Mario; the Origami King 2:39:10 - Ghost of Tsushima 2:44:06 - Carrion 2:46:52 - Beyond A Steel Sky 2:49:10 - Fall Guys 2:54:11 - Mortal Shell 3:08:45 - Spirtfarer 2:58:50 - BattleToads 3:01:30 - No Strait Roads 3:03:37 - Marvels Avengers 3:13:47 - BPM-Bullets Per Minute 3:18:44 - Serious Sam 4 3:24:14 - Hades 3:29:03 - Crash Bandicoot 4 It’s About Time 3:33:55 - Amnesia Returns 3:38:34 - Remothored Broken 3:43:28 - Ghostrunner 3:48:13 - Watch Dogs Legion 3:53:06 - Dark Pictures Anthology - Little Hope 3:58:12 - Assassins Creed Valhalla 4:02:56 - Spider Man Miles Morales 4:07:35 - Yakuza; Like A Dragon 4:12:22 - Immortals Fenyx Rising 4:17:19 - Cyberpunk 2077 4:22:13 - Best, Worst, and blandest of 2020 (1st vi
I noticed something. When he was doing the Black Mesa one, and he mentioned the 4 scientist models from HL2, one of the faces he used was actually a sketch of a famous robber called Dan Cooper, who hijacked a plane, asked for $200,000 in ransom, and proceeded to disappear from the face of the earth
Honestly on the VR part, all I want a VR headset for is racing Sims. I wanna be able to look in the mirrors or to the side without binding annoying buttons that could have been used for much better things.
At 3:34:24, it's funny how he says "hey wouldn't it be funny if the post office delivered free money to my house?" And then through typical Yahtzee magic, we got stimulus
same, I binged every episode (and I mean *every*, no I don’t have any sanity remaining) in about 2 weeks and was hooked from the first minute of the first episode, yahtzee’s one of the most entertaining TH-camrs I’ve ever watched
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Every once in a while I see it on sale for dirt cheap on some storefront or another, and have a nice sensible chuckle at the idea that it was supposed to be the next Destiny.
I remember watching the new uploads of things like Far Cry 2, and The World Ends With You. Now I have a mortgage and an 11 year old. Time marches on, but Yahtzee is eternal.
"Now if you go on the internet and find anyone who sounds suspiciously like me, click off those videos very fast. Especially if there's any black boxes on the characters. No reason."
From the Stadia review, "Right now, there's just a limited selection of AAA titles that everyone stopped talking about around the same time they stopped talking about Russia annexing the Ukraine." Well that didn't age well :P
Me on January 9th,2021: I sure hope the Escapist uploads the 2020 ZP Compilation soon before I have to resort to listening to music while I sleep... Me On January 10th,2021: Let's do this BITCH!!!!!
Funny enough, the original zombie plague invasion is still remembered as one of the most fun pre release events. Blizzard even re did it recently for Shadowlands.
5:50 “but 2020 is an important year!” Yes, Yahtzee, we know. 2020 was the year where shit went sideways and hit the fan before embarking on its trip to Hell in a hand basket.
Don't forget that it set the fan on fire when it hit and then proceeded to turn hell into a novelty theme park about the inside of Chernobyl reactor number four combined with the extended tour of auchwitz.
@@CharlemagneGuy127 it happens when I use the ZP mega-supercuts as a occasional substitute for ASMR videos to drown out the nagging voice in my head so I can sleep. In days past I used to play albums by long-form Irish comedian Dylan Moran, but after a few months I could quote a full half hour with his inflections and it was unnerving to the cats... and the downstairs neighbors. Hated living in an apartment, you run water lines into the hall closet for your own clothes washer because you could never use the communal ones and suddenly you get fined because of strict safety code violations that I hadn't the time to bother looking up. Look, the discharge pipe emptied straight into the bog for Pete's sake, I had even made a custom seat so that both processes wouldn't interfere with each other. Not my fault that you couldn't courtesy flush while the washer was draining and you were still sitting down, I put a warning sign upon the opposite wall because the resulting suction could seriously have a chance to prolapse your colon like a overly enthusiastic child squeezing toothpaste from the tube, or the result of running fat back through a high speed meat grinder.
That was a fun ride. Been nibbling on this vid for days now, savoring Yahtzee's witty critiques over again. 14 years and you are still going strong! May 2021 be good to you, Yathzee! Cheers to more hilarious quips, jokes, cynical remarks, and further shitting on an industry that never learns anything tee hee hee.
I watched this in its entirety in one go and my inner monologue has been completely replaced with Yahtzee’s voice. I will be speaking with his timing and accent for the next week. Also I laughed so hard 3:47 my chest began to physically hurt so over all Good Shit I’m shocked it’s taken me this long to watch your content.
Original doom is the great great grandparent who's in their 90s blind,near deaf, yet somehow still manages to get to the family reunion and insists on talking to their kin even though its existence gives everyone an additional ten years of age. Not crapping on the game's importance but do as the swiss and let the old man die
I'll note that the reason the characters from the previous games in Desperados 3 act like they've never met before is because it's a prequel- so hell yeah continuity!
So glad I decided to not watch these weekly and then just watch every review in one video. Wouldnt you know two weeks into 2021 I’d have the perfect excuse to call off work (back pain) and binge my favorite videogame critic.
No snarky comment, just the annual thanks for painstakingly cropping these videos so I can enjoy the gibberish the playlist with every full year eventually turns into when the lines between years blur and I have to remember what Yahtzee is talking about to know.
7:45 "it's like a barometer for shit" That line has been stuck in my head for the last few days and now I finally remember where I first heard it. Here.
RE Sniper Elite series. This is a totally random story and a more random place to share it but it makes me smile every time I think about it. Ten maybe twelve years ago I was working as a nursing auxiliary and caring for a guy who was in his late 70's? early 80's? And we were just generally chatting and he started telling me about a game, which i later found out to be sniper elite. Hearing this hunched over 80 year old guy cackle with excitement as he told me about the close up slow mo xray killshots was both endearing/hilarious and disturbing in equal measure.
I mean, it's really formulaic, right down to the "woah I bet you weren't expecting such a mean dude to be able to be nice, and I bet you weren't expecting his wife to turn out to be ok with him being a mean dude". Like, yeah, it's literally the romance plot of Shrek. He thinks he's too different to normal guys to be loved, turns out she's into that shit, replace donkey with his bike he loves more than his wife at points, boom, story made.
"Journey to the Damnit Janet" "Damnit Janet, I wanna screwwww" Gettin some mad Rocky Horror Picture Show parties flashbacks my man. Wonder if that was an intentional nod...
"I AM NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE, DO YOU WANNA FIGHT"
That line is always going to make me cackle like a maniac.
That is called getting *offensive*
Its known as the ajincour maneuver.
I got you bro
17:05
its called aggressive....
"And so ends the year, 2019. What a cascade of failure and pain it has been"
Little did Yahtzee know...
But it'll be better THIS year, right?????
Wait why do I hear the universal union anth-
*hears commotion at the US Capitol* Hmmm, I wouldn't count on it...
I mean it was, 2020 was just worse.
WE HAD NO IDEA
Looks like 2021 is a reboot of 2020.
Got a contender for best mid-sentence ad cut. "A vengeful villain finds an all powerful McGuffin taking the shape of ARBYS ROAST BEEF SANDWICHES"
Be honest if that was a plot to a game you'd buy it wouldn't you
I'm so hungry I could eat at arby's
@@rodvincentthe food equivalent of being down bad
Every zero punctuation 2020 timestamps
0:00 - Top 5 best, worst, and blandest of 2019
5:46 - Yahtzee’s most significant games of the decade
11:29 - Boneworks
16:35 - Mech Warrior 5; Mercenaries
19:27 - Whattam
21:43 - Journey to the Savage Planet
26:45 - The Walking Dead Saints & Sinners
31:49 - Kentucky Route Zero
36:11 - Star Fetchers Pilot
36:56 - Zombie Army 4 Dead War
41:48 - Wolcen; Lords of Mayhem
46:58 - Dreams
52:08 - DOOM 1993 Retrospective
57:35 - Black Mesa
1:02:34 - Ori & the Will of the Wisps
1:07:14 - DOOM ETERNAL
1:12:28 - Half Life Alyx
1:17:45 - Resident Evil 3 Remake
1:23:08 - Animal Crossing - New Horizons
1:28:09 - Final Fantasy 7 Remake
1:33:25 - XCOM chimera Squad
1:38:19 - Cloudpunk
1:40:56 - Streets of Rage 4
1:43:13 - WoW corrupted blood incident (Let’s All Laugh at an Industry That Never Learns Anything Tee Hee Hee)
1:48:29 - Void Bastards
1:51:00 - Ion Fury
1:53:26 - Man Eater
1:58:24 - Minecraft Dungeons
2:03:22 - shantie & the Seven Sirens
2:08:35 - Desperados 3
2:13:50 - The Last of Us 2
2:18:56 - Persona 4 Golden
2:24:14 - Google Stadia
2:29:19 - Deadly Premonition 2
2:34:16 - Paper Mario; the Origami King
2:39:10 - Ghost of Tsushima
2:44:06 - Carrion
2:46:52 - Beyond A Steel Sky
2:49:10 - Fall Guys
2:54:11 - Mortal Shell
3:08:45 - Spirtfarer
2:58:50 - BattleToads
3:01:30 - No Strait Roads
3:03:37 - Marvels Avengers
3:13:47 - BPM-Bullets Per Minute
3:18:44 - Serious Sam 4
3:24:14 - Hades
3:29:03 - Crash Bandicoot 4 It’s About Time
3:33:55 - Amnesia Returns
3:38:34 - Remothored Broken
3:43:28 - Ghostrunner
3:48:13 - Watch Dogs Legion
3:53:06 - Dark Pictures Anthology - Little Hope
3:58:12 - Assassins Creed Valhalla
4:02:56 - Spider Man Miles Morales
4:07:35 - Yakuza; Like A Dragon
4:12:22 - Immortals Fenyx Rising
4:17:19 - Cyberpunk 2077
4:22:13 - Best, Worst, and blandest of 2020 (1st video of 2021)
I hope everyone has a great 2021!!!
These timestamps are really useful and impressive, thank you
@@ahennessy7998 your welcome
Absolute legend for this
@@racecarle7860 thanks
Thank you
This should be the top comment, or at least be pinned
Remember that he's been at this for fourteen years and he's still going strong.
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear ber
@@AxxLAfriku dear god I hope you aren't serious
@@letsBrn Dunkey does too
Its amazing how long he's been going and the wit hasn't gotten any stale
He is getting better
My annual serving of background gibberish has arrived.
"Mooom, the crazy man is rambling for 4 hours again."
I AM DISAPOINTED AT THE LACK OF EXPLOSIONS IN THIS COMMENT!
@@ravencrovax THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!
@@kangbowo I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!! *EXPLOSIONS*
Yahtzee is the only reason I would consider spending four hours reminiscing about 20-fucking-20.
Seems like you haven't seen "Death to 2020" yet on Netflix... Best reminiscing of 2020 imo
@Zack Smith That was set in 2019.
Ah, don’t be so dramatic.
Best of all, I can now watch a 4 and a half hour video instead of just going through the playlist. Y'know, for the convenience
@@bigbubbles6456 Got some bad news about how 2022 ended up.
I love how he spoils the death of a major character in The Last of Us Part II, but decides to avoid spoiling the death of a fucking Bob-omb in Paper Mario.
Because Bob-omb was surprisingly well written and highly unexpected.
I would have never thought about a character dying permanently in a Mario game.
@@Gilhelmi that and it was an actual character not a whiny cut out that you were STUCK WITH
What, Dr. Sniffybum was a major character?
Critics refrain from spoiling games they respect.
RIP Dr. Sniffybum
“That’d be like if Europe had another crack at the bubonic plague” Guess that means we’re going to get a re6make
That is hilariously poignant given it was 2019 when he said that...
If Capcom actually finished the combat in RE6 with it I'm 100% on board because I know if they finish that combat system everyone's gonna be awestruck.
Yeah, but I’m rather disappointed about the distinct lack of people dressed as plague doctors this time around.
@@Pusher97 aren’t we all? I’m only disappointed when masks became mandatory there wasn’t a resurgence
@@alexdavison259 Not to mention a large pointed walking stick could really help social distancing.
Get too close?
Leg jab.
This video is an amazing historical record of how people dealt with the pandemic in 2020, such a ride to see Yahtzee going from "this will be over in a month" to "this whole year can go die in a fire".
You know that "this will be over in a month" line was sarcasm right?
There were a lot of people who thought that. I was one of them.
I figured that as long as everyone followed social distancing and wore a mask, this would be over quickly......
Oh how naive I was. I had too much faith in humanity and it failed me once again.
@@RabbiHerschel leave it to gamers to blame illegal immigrants for a pandemic in a video about videogames
Fyi maybe if the anti-mask/abtivaxxer idiots just went alobg with regulations this woulf long be over
Keep blaming immigrants doe
@@uhuju1 I think we can easily blame both
Though the immigrant thing is a tad out there it does have a weird kind of logic
@@AugustJayGames Immigration legal and illegal have had little effect on the spread of the virus compared to home grown anti-mask/vaccine crowd.
Neither my family nor all of my friends thought the pandemic would get this bad back in January of 2020.
Oh how naive we sweet sweet fools were.
The moment the bloody thing was turned into a political issue by the right wing all bets were off and here we are in 2022 still fighting it. 😑
I'm going to be so sad when he quits, because there will never be anyone like him.
I wish people would stop to keep looking for the next Elvis and rather enjoy their respective Kurt Cobains before they do a Jim Morrison on them.
@@Fiat_Lux_23 I truly hope most of the people reading this comment actually appreciate the artistry in your sentence.
@@shadowsketch926 nope. No idea. I only know Elvis as a badly dressed fat man who can't sing very well but my mom thinks was pretty good.
@@noahgray543 that's mostly a stereotypical caricature, in his prime he actually sounded and look damn fine.
also, don't forget that the recording equipment back then was different then what we have now, and autotune didn't exist yet.
a kind ale war but he stopped a while ago too
2:27:02 "AAA titles everyone stopped talking about around the same time they stopped talking about Russia annexing the Ukraine" Boy, that aged well.
Well it did stop for a while, even here, in Russia, rather quickly. And started again.
" I'm awake. I'm awake. " ... He was making a reference to druids from the Warcraft RTS. Every time you selected the druid of the claw. " I'm awake. I'm awake. "
I am just here to hear Yahtzee say 'The Doomslayer.'
First time he said that with the doggo pic popping in made me shit my pants
Purpose: Sleeping aid.
Dosage: 15 minutes.
Thanks, doc.
"Europe having a second crack at the bubonic Plague" - Yatzhee January 2020 how the hell did he know?
People knew about COVID-19 in like November of 2019, hence the name. It had already been shown to be extremely viral and potentionally deadly. Easy joke if you ask me lol
@@misteryA555 what do you classify as "people"? I'm pretty sure the bigger part of humanity didn't know about it before it started spreading through the entirety of china
@@cathacker13 I heard of it about mid December on reddit of all places ad thought that might be something to check on later. Saw something else about it on reddit at the start of January and started keeping up with the data at that point. It had reached the US at that point.
@@cathacker13 which happened in December 2019 and reached the U.S. in January 2020. Not as common as the other guy probably thought but not really prophetic either.
The irony is that the USA is having it way worse than any EU country...
The best part of this is not getting my ears punched in by hard rockin' guitars between every damned video.
Dial down headphones, wait for du-du-du-du, dial up headphones. Get deafened by outro anyway.
Always annoys me that the intro and outro seem at least 50% louder than the video
I’ll never not hear “do maternal “ as “Doom Eternal”
That line about getting an edge in a mediocrity contest is pure gold
Any year prior to 2020 feels like a lifetime ago, and the feeling of positive anticipation we had for that year was so misplaced...
Fun challenge: skip to a random part of the video and time how long it takes you to figure out what game Yahtzee is talking about.
Love the idea, unfortunately skipped to Persona 4 and got it in 5 seconds
The minecraft dungeons one got me. Especially after the "Haven't you already reviewed Doom? No, it just feels like I have." I kept thinking "I swear he's reviewed minecraft, I even remember the jokes about giant golden cocks and bush monsters." and then he finally mentioned dungeons and my frantic anxious search for my failing memory got put to a thankful end.
Man, I should've done that before I'd seen every episode dozens of times each and could get it instantly...
If only I hadn't skipped to a frame before he said the name and showed the cover of deadly premonition 2, this probably would have been much more fun
Jiminy Cockthroat:
The singular point that is the result of the "Arsing About in a Bush" theory.
I've come yo realise something and it is this: Yahtzee's voice makes for great sleeping audio. On multiple occasions I've put one of these on and just drifted off giggling.
I have every one of these compilations downloaded on my phone and I fal asleep too one of them most nights lol :)
Doing it now
I kind of agree and I think it has to do with how consistent his voice is. Not quiet but not loud either.
19:28 *"No bad Yahtzee!!"*
Makes me laugh every time 😂
48:44 the placement of "calculus" on Yahtzee's swear matrix made me lol.
reference to the "will blank the galaxy for blank" series
I'm a software engineer. I refuse to admit that I regularly laugh so hard watching these videos that my wife comes to check on me to ensure I haven't died or something :) Thank you for doing what you do!
Copying so I can find it Every zero punctuation 2020 timestamps 0:00 - Top 5 best, worst, and blandest of 2019 5:46 - Yahtzee’s most significant games of the decade 11:29 - Boneworks 16:35 - Mech Warrior 5; Mercenaries 19:27 - Whattam 21:43 - Journey to the Savage Planet 26:45 - The Walking Dead Saints & Sinners 31:49 - Kentucky Route Zero 36:11 - Star Fetchers Pilot 36:56 - Zombie Army 4 Dead War 41:48 - Wolcen; Lords of Mayhem 46:58 - Dreams 52:08 - DOOM 1993 Retrospective 57:35 - Black Mesa 1:02:34 - Ori & the Will of the Wisps 1:07:14 - DOOM ETERNAL 1:12:28 - Half Life Alyx 1:17:45 - Resident Evil 3 Remake 1:23:08 - Animal Crossing - New Horizons 1:28:09 - Final Fantasy 7 Remake 1:33:25 - XCOM chimera Squad 1:38:19 - Cloudpunk 1:40:56 - Streets of Rage 4 1:43:13 - WoW corrupted blood incident (Let’s All Laugh at an Industry That Never Learns Anything Tee Hee Hee) 1:48:29 - Void Bastards 1:51:00 - Ion Fury 1:53:26 - Man Eater 1:58:24 - Minecraft Dungeons 2:03:22 - shantie & the Seven Sirens 2:08:35 - Desperados 3 2:13:50 - The Last of Us 2 2:18:56 - Persona 4 Golden 2:24:14 - Google Stadia 2:29:19 - Deadly Premonition 2 2:34:16 - Paper Mario; the Origami King 2:39:10 - Ghost of Tsushima 2:44:06 - Carrion 2:46:52 - Beyond A Steel Sky 2:49:10 - Fall Guys 2:54:11 - Mortal Shell 3:08:45 - Spirtfarer 2:58:50 - BattleToads 3:01:30 - No Strait Roads 3:03:37 - Marvels Avengers 3:13:47 - BPM-Bullets Per Minute 3:18:44 - Serious Sam 4 3:24:14 - Hades 3:29:03 - Crash Bandicoot 4 It’s About Time 3:33:55 - Amnesia Returns 3:38:34 - Remothored Broken 3:43:28 - Ghostrunner 3:48:13 - Watch Dogs Legion 3:53:06 - Dark Pictures Anthology - Little Hope 3:58:12 - Assassins Creed Valhalla 4:02:56 - Spider Man Miles Morales 4:07:35 - Yakuza; Like A Dragon 4:12:22 - Immortals Fenyx Rising 4:17:19 - Cyberpunk 2077 4:22:13 - Best, Worst, and blandest of 2020 (1st vi
At 1:17:52 what Yatzee is saying is the equivelant of the "we'll be back by christmas" in WW1
I noticed something. When he was doing the Black Mesa one, and he mentioned the 4 scientist models from HL2, one of the faces he used was actually a sketch of a famous robber called Dan Cooper, who hijacked a plane, asked for $200,000 in ransom, and proceeded to disappear from the face of the earth
Oh yeah, BD Cooper is what everyone seems to call him (in Prison Break anyway).
I've got this on during a storm to keep me calm, i'll update once the storm passes
It's gone, i'm good
Honestly on the VR part, all I want a VR headset for is racing Sims. I wanna be able to look in the mirrors or to the side without binding annoying buttons that could have been used for much better things.
At 3:34:24, it's funny how he says "hey wouldn't it be funny if the post office delivered free money to my house?" And then through typical Yahtzee magic, we got stimulus
*Grievous voice*
This will make a fine addition to my binge watching collection
Started following Yahtzee this year, best decision made on 2020.
Welcome and buckle up
Same, totally worth it
Jealous you have such a backlog of quality new entertainment ahead of you
same, I binged every episode (and I mean *every*, no I don’t have any sanity remaining) in about 2 weeks and was hooked from the first minute of the first episode, yahtzee’s one of the most entertaining TH-camrs I’ve ever watched
Read his books better , listen to the audiobook he does the voice acting for all the characters. Some very funny stuff , start with Jam .
Man, "when their back-door dead-bolt whizzes past their head" is just an EVOCATIVE phrase, right? Always sticks out to me.
Another 4+ hours spent with my favorite "podcast" while gaming or hobbying.
Awesome! 4 Hrs! This is Exactly what we need in these trying times, avoiding doing anything working from home.
My recommendations:
- Zero Punctuation
- OneyPlays complete series
- Pokémon Red
- kingdom heart's complete series
- Resident evil
- Any of them, but specifically those with
dingdong + Julian
- Anime
- Dragon Ball Z
- Stein's Gate
- Attack on Titan
- One Punch Man
- Cartoons
- Rick and Morty
- Final Space
- Games
- Final Fantasy 7 (Remake and original (wait for Intergrade of the remake to be released in July)
- Apex Legends
- Fall Guys
- Hitman 3 (newest one)
- Emulators (N64, snes, PS1)
This post was sponsored by covid 19 boredom! Enjoy!
Last time I was this early I felt genuine happiness from life
Ok
You'll have to tell me how that feels, it's been at least a decade...
Man, your life must be boring
I cant wait to watch this 100+ times over the next year!
I felt what was left of my brain dripping out of my ears listening to this. 10/10 would recommend.
Oh yeah, Anthem........
Remember Anthem? No? Me neither.........
Every once in a while I see it on sale for dirt cheap on some storefront or another, and have a nice sensible chuckle at the idea that it was supposed to be the next Destiny.
Yahtzee and James Rolfe. Two long running youtube legends
I remember watching the new uploads of things like Far Cry 2, and The World Ends With You. Now I have a mortgage and an 11 year old. Time marches on, but Yahtzee is eternal.
Oh boy, time to observe the decline of 2020 through the lens of ZP reviews (which are themselves great as always)
oh my god. that cyberpunk entry legit made me spit all over my screen. that was HILARIOUS
I am genuinely curious how much of his own work Yhatzee will let his kid watch.
"Now if you go on the internet and find anyone who sounds suspiciously like me, click off those videos very fast. Especially if there's any black boxes on the characters. No reason."
Hopefully not the Kirby's Epic Yarn review at least
"The dude who fucked the monkey that gave us aids."
From the Stadia review, "Right now, there's just a limited selection of AAA titles that everyone stopped talking about around the same time they stopped talking about Russia annexing the Ukraine." Well that didn't age well :P
'Hey, does this barrel smell like cordite to you?' Beautiful.
Me on January 9th,2021:
I sure hope the Escapist uploads the 2020 ZP Compilation soon before I have to resort to listening to music while I sleep...
Me On January 10th,2021:
Let's do this BITCH!!!!!
"You Maniacs! You blew it up!"
Funny enough, the original zombie plague invasion is still remembered as one of the most fun pre release events. Blizzard even re did it recently for Shadowlands.
I put these on top workout to, and I have been looking forward to this one since September. I can only listen to 2019 so many times 🤣
@@crussteasock4047 will do! Thanks for looking out, mate!
5:50 “but 2020 is an important year!” Yes, Yahtzee, we know. 2020 was the year where shit went sideways and hit the fan before embarking on its trip to Hell in a hand basket.
The end of 2021 at least for america is going to be the mother of all shitstor.s
Don't forget that it set the fan on fire when it hit and then proceeded to turn hell into a novelty theme park about the inside of Chernobyl reactor number four combined with the extended tour of auchwitz.
@@tripolarmdisorder7696 spoken just like Yahtzee would, bravo.
@@CharlemagneGuy127 it happens when I use the ZP mega-supercuts as a occasional substitute for ASMR videos to drown out the nagging voice in my head so I can sleep.
In days past I used to play albums by long-form Irish comedian Dylan Moran, but after a few months I could quote a full half hour with his inflections and it was unnerving to the cats... and the downstairs neighbors.
Hated living in an apartment, you run water lines into the hall closet for your own clothes washer because you could never use the communal ones and suddenly you get fined because of strict safety code violations that I hadn't the time to bother looking up. Look, the discharge pipe emptied straight into the bog for Pete's sake, I had even made a custom seat so that both processes wouldn't interfere with each other.
Not my fault that you couldn't courtesy flush while the washer was draining and you were still sitting down, I put a warning sign upon the opposite wall because the resulting suction could seriously have a chance to prolapse your colon like a overly enthusiastic child squeezing toothpaste from the tube, or the result of running fat back through a high speed meat grinder.
Update: 2021 is far WORSE than anything 2020 ever was
That was a fun ride. Been nibbling on this vid for days now, savoring Yahtzee's witty critiques over again. 14 years and you are still going strong! May 2021 be good to you, Yathzee! Cheers to more hilarious quips, jokes, cynical remarks, and further shitting on an industry that never learns anything tee hee hee.
Sick, another one of these to use as white noise when I'm trying to go to sleep.
31:55 kid chameleon is most definitely a work of art
2:26:59 Here I was looking for a distraction from all that, when this joke happens. lol
Time to binge for the entirety of 2021. Thanks, Yahtzee!
Streets of Rage 4 really makes me miss Let's Drown Out, cause it'd be a delight to watch Gabriel and Yahtzee argue about it.
I've been watching these for at least 10 years now, I still enjoy them.
"And so ends the year 2019, what a cascade of failure and pain it has been" HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAH
I wonder how many times I'll end up watching this one, your other year of reviews videos were practically the background music of my 2020.
"When COVID just randomly disappears"
Oh... historical Yahtzee...
That was a satirical comment. Note how he ends the sentence.
I watched this in its entirety in one go and my inner monologue has been completely replaced with Yahtzee’s voice. I will be speaking with his timing and accent for the next week.
Also I laughed so hard 3:47 my chest began to physically hurt so over all Good Shit I’m shocked it’s taken me this long to watch your content.
Hooray for silly hats and yahtzee humour
Haven't watched Yatzee in yonks and one episode in I'm reminded why I watched him- some of the sharpest, dryest, quickest content on TH-cam
Original doom is the great great grandparent who's in their 90s blind,near deaf, yet somehow still manages to get to the family reunion and insists on talking to their kin even though its existence gives everyone an additional ten years of age.
Not crapping on the game's importance but do as the swiss and let the old man die
I'll note that the reason the characters from the previous games in Desperados 3 act like they've never met before is because it's a prequel- so hell yeah continuity!
There's a distinct irony of yahtzee saying "If Europe took another crack at the Bubonic Plague".....
So glad I decided to not watch these weekly and then just watch every review in one video. Wouldnt you know two weeks into 2021 I’d have the perfect excuse to call off work (back pain) and binge my favorite videogame critic.
**checks Stadia to see if it's still around** "Thank you for playing with us. Stadia was shut down on January 18, 2023.". Yep.
i ate 2 tabs and left this going. and its guiding my journey.
"The mechanics are very poorly explained" coming from the man who failed at Oregon Trail
"2020 is an important year" Well i guess he was right. But not for the reasons we were hoping.
when he mentions Biker Mice from Mars at 2:59:40 I was really filled with joy that ANYONE else remembers them xD
Yes, Yahtzee
No snarky comment, just the annual thanks for painstakingly cropping these videos so I can enjoy the gibberish the playlist with every full year eventually turns into when the lines between years blur and I have to remember what Yahtzee is talking about to know.
Getting ready to spend 4.5 hours to watch these then realizing how you've already watched em all at least once...
Never can go wrong with mimicking Dr Seuss.
After like a month I finally finished it all, I’ve now seen every episode of ZP
At 3:34:18 , Yahtzee used his powers to create stimulus checks in America.
7:45 "it's like a barometer for shit"
That line has been stuck in my head for the last few days and now I finally remember where I first heard it. Here.
Ahh time to watch a new one of these. And the inevitably all the others yet again.
Yesss! I couldn't wait for this. Big thanks for all the work you do!
"Blizzard suggested quarantine measures but not enough people took it seriously."
Ah, good thing people are much smarter than that in real life.
It's painful to see how many important lessons were being taught to us and how many people were too thick to learn them.
RE Sniper Elite series. This is a totally random story and a more random place to share it but it makes me smile every time I think about it. Ten maybe twelve years ago I was working as a nursing auxiliary and caring for a guy who was in his late 70's? early 80's? And we were just generally chatting and he started telling me about a game, which i later found out to be sniper elite. Hearing this hunched over 80 year old guy cackle with excitement as he told me about the close up slow mo xray killshots was both endearing/hilarious and disturbing in equal measure.
I use these to fall asleep.
So thanks for the bedtime stories.
"Gamings future, all 2 or 3 years that remain before we die in wars and climate disasters" Yahtzee showing Simpsons levels of foreshadowing
Ah yes.....the yearly dose of Yahtzee digest.....nice way to welcome a new week 🌞
"No i'm not getting defensive , DO YOU WANT A FUCKING FIGHT?" - classic line
i love his uncaristically optimistic mood to what turned out to be the worst year for everyone
"worst year for everyone"
Really.. read a history book and get some perspective please.
@@SparrowwithaMachinegun oh yeah I forgot about Every 1945 Zero Punctuation with Zero Punctuation
"I wasn't, no..." Yahtzee still has that perfect timing, even in probably the shittiest year of most people's lives...
I vote yahtzee as lord emperor of the gaming industry. No major title shall be released until you get at least a meh from him.
Alternative title: Cynic yells a bunch of made up curse words for four hours.
I won't lie, 'Plonkfondle' is my new favorite word of all time.
Reframing Young Blood as an 'Aristocrats!' joke actually made me like it, you monster!
Dones Gone has an inexplicable warm place in my heart. I think it was the romance story between Deacon and his wife. It just really worked for me.
Yeah, but if you’re Yahtzee, 14 years of reviews mean he’s seen so many versions of it, sometime in better quality
I mean, it's really formulaic, right down to the "woah I bet you weren't expecting such a mean dude to be able to be nice, and I bet you weren't expecting his wife to turn out to be ok with him being a mean dude".
Like, yeah, it's literally the romance plot of Shrek. He thinks he's too different to normal guys to be loved, turns out she's into that shit, replace donkey with his bike he loves more than his wife at points, boom, story made.
2:26:30 Well, that comment about Ukraine aged about as well as a ham left out in the rainforest.
Thanks Yahtzee. Look forward to these every year!
"Journey to the Damnit Janet"
"Damnit Janet, I wanna screwwww"
Gettin some mad Rocky Horror Picture Show parties flashbacks my man. Wonder if that was an intentional nod...
I love how in game reviews where some of the most used words are variations on the word fuck, TH-cam finds it necessary to not show a bum crack
I like how his Immortals: Fenyx Rising review was almost a more positive review of Breath of the Wild than his Breath of the Wild review.