SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 11
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MUSIC USED
Xenoblade Chronicles OST: "Tension", "Hope", "Intrigue", "Thoughts to a Friend",
Guilty Gear Xrd SIGN OST: "Coming Home"
Busou Renkin OST: "Tatakau Ketsui", "Renkinjutsushi", "Semaru Kiki",
Your Lie in April: "Kouiu Kimochi wo Nante Itta Kana", "Kaasan to no Omoide"
Sword Art Online OST: "A Strategy Meeting"
Bloodborne: "Blood Starved Beast"
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood OST: "Crime and Punishment", Home ~en route to Resembool~"
Bravely Default OST: "Tense Moment"
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Kirito: I regret not joining your guild Klein, probably would have been a lot of fun.
Klein: *Minecraft Enchanting Table Language*
Y𝙹⚍∷ ⊣𝙹↸ ↸ᔑᒲリ ∷╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣...
If I remember correctly its the standard galactic alphabet.
Edit; it is
Hahahahaha
@@theoperative017 heheh
@@filmcase1683 y/Гμ¿^·θ¤ГГ´>][ГμГ]Ωθ¤θμ·`{Ω§{₩¥>
Kayaba: “So glad I kept that tabbed.
Me:” FOR TWO DAMN YEARS!!”
It's... Oddly relatable
hahahaha yeah, what weirdo would keep something tabbed for two years? *kicks two year old tab of reference material for podcast under carpet*
Omg right🤣🤣
Tvtropes
Can you imagine if he accidently used it in those 2 years?
Kirito turning into Eric Cartman to mock Kayaba is just so on point.
Truly the voice of a generation.
I was looking fr this comment lol
@@ScottieDoejosame
I didn’t notice it the first 20 times through. I can’t believe I haven’t until now.
@messinabout4570 I also didn't notice until my 20th time and then went on comments to see if anyone else realized this
"WHAT WHY DID I PUT ALL MY POINTS INTO BARGINING" Is the absolute most relatable line ever.
I thought he said pottery, but bargaining makes more sense, now that I think about it
*bartering
@@KarmasAB123
Y’all are both wrong.
“Why?! Why'd I put all my points into Bartering?!”
@@maxrichards3881 for a while i thought it was laundering not bartering
Timestamp?
"The tutorial NPC is nowhere to be found..." Yeah, because the Moonlit Black Cats stole him and then he died lmao. Nice detail I didn't notice before
This is only in the abridged version right? Or was this in the actual anime?
@@bbfuita5427 only in the abridged.
"...and there's no good news!"
I swear the story writing in this is so fuckin good it's not even fair to compare to the original. It really is its own story INSPIRED by the original, not just IMPROVED.
you are telling me only a single person can take the tutorial at a time?
I just realized, when Kayaba is saying that forming a guild was the worst mistake he ever made in his life, he immediately says, "well, second worst," implying early on that trapping everyone in SAO, was just a mistake.
When?
@@itstotallynotsai6577 At 11:17, Kayaba talks about making the worst mistake in his life, but he faintly corrects himself afterward
Damn!!!
lol
Well they are called Something Witty Entertainment
Just relized that they ended this with asuna quoting Star Wars.
Kirito-I love you
Asuna- I Know
It’s fucking poetic. This is so much better than the actual show
Finaly someone mentioned it
Bro it would have been better if kirito said it
He is just like Han Solo
@@UrOtherDaddy957 That misses the entire point. Asuna understands Kirito's references and she's as big a nerd as he is. Her saying "I know" is the last big reveal of her character (in this arc) Kirito saying it doesn't mean anything. We already know he's a big dumb nerd.
@@captinchillin ig u got a point I was just thinking about the Star Wars theme
Man the Kayaba scene was so fucking good lmao.
"Double, triple and even quadruple down"
🤔🤔
Made even better by the voice actor's delivery of the lines
@@jadenwalker2052Taka always gives it 150% with abridged work
@@JoeFanik I agree on that number from what I've seen/heard from him in other projects.
How did the "WHAT!" guy managed to survive SAO all these years lol XD
I really want to meet the WHAT? guy now
jim55ize he killed all the monsters by screaming WHAT
Here's hoping the 'WHAT?' guy shows up again in season 2.
FUS!!! ROH!!! WHAT!!!!
Because Stone Cold said so!
...How
The ACTUAL *fuck*
Did I become more attached to the shitpost abridged versions of these characters than the actual ones.
Because they're better, more developed, less two-dimensional characters with actual flaws and realistic personalities. It's actually pretty simple.
Because the actual ones are shit, and these guys are competent writers.
Ry JoKi I know how you feel
because the "shitpost abridged series" isnt shit. unlike the original.
Tackson Caswell true
“Players can just kidnap NPCs,”
“your tutorial nock is nowhere to be found”
Damn you Keita! You caused shit to become even worse!
Also, the crafting system being seizure inducing being a reference to episode 7 with Liz’s blacksmithing work with the three mini games at once full of bright flashing colors. Love these callbacks.
Keita and Gary they were responsible for the deaths of more than 2000 people... for a comedy series that's pretty dark
This isn't the same without the fan-made closed captions, where every time Kirito said "for you see", it said "FOR YOU SEE™"
THIS WHOLE TIME I HAD NO IDEA NOOOOOOOO
why did they have to go
My favorite: 404 tact not found
It's also 3/4 of a fuck being given
I miss seeing the “WHAT?” Guy being called “The idiot from ep 1” or something along those lines
"two years and that's what I give you? man that would be unsatisfying!"
SHOTS FIRED
honestly that comment is very deserved
Tristan Klingler coughcough
At who?
Lmfao turn captions on when he says that. Kirito's response : Are you fucking serious?!
CC reads: EVERYONE: Are you fucking serious?!
Shots have been fired and pierced through the crowd into Reki Kawahara's fucking living room man.
I didn't watch the original, and by that coment, i can safely say i don't plan on doing so
25:59 "Next thing you know your tutorial NPC is nowhere to be found and players are dropping like Dorito encrusted flies". The - the midnight black cats stole the tutorial NPC THIS IS LITERALLY ALL THEIR FAULT
Always remember
To jump
Jump!
Oh my god, how did I not realize that 🤣
I never realised this
@@ReggieGiggas ME NEITHER. THIS MAKES IT EVEN MORE HILARIOUS
Godamn it Sachi.
I love the idea that Kayaba kept that video tabbed for about 2 years straight
You never know when you might need it 😂
its methuselah honeysuckle
after all this time, the "Bring me the head of Kirito! but it'll shatter sire. THEN BRING ME THE SHAARRDSSSS!!" still holds up as one of the funniest things I've heard.
Can't say I get it. Mind an explanation?
@@guyperson650 When you kill someone in SAO they burst into shards. There's no ability to bring him his head.
@@Theorchero oooh. Yeah, I really shoulda been able to figure that out, huh. Thanks, dawg
*when u don't close a tab for 2 years*
That why the game crashed
I'm pretty sure I've done that
@@eriks1765 same
Yo he said at the start I'm just gonna keep that tabbed
I currently have 17 tabs open and I just realized that one of them has actually been open for 2 years XD
“Where am I? Is this heaven?! No, heaven wouldn’t have a loading screen. This is definitely the _other_ place.”
My senior quote.
@@LiftedStarfish hardcore game hacker:
*Dies and gets sent to **_Other place_*
*_Loading screen for 1000 years_*
"Yeah, yea Satan? I'm sorry, but your gonna have to try harder. true pain is low FPS online games."
then he sees asuna and confirms its hell
You mean the place where the Pebble was forged long ago?!
ςяιмѕσи тнσяи omfg
9:18
I suddenly decided to take a closer look at Kayaba's open tabs on his browser window, and from (his) left to (his) right, they say:
- Scanners Head Explosion
- Dolph Lungdren - IMDb
- Metacritic - Sword Art Online
- Game Design for Dummies
Which reminds me... I wonder how he expected anyone to post scores to Metacritic if everyone who played SAO is still trapped in the game, including any reviewers? I can only assume Schmitt and other game critics haven't had much access to any internet web browers while stuck in SAO.
beta testers? Like Kirito.
@@teresar6348OH MY ARCEUS. SO KIRITO IS PART OF WHAT DROVE HIM INTO THAT FRENZY THAT CAUSED THE BUG IN THE FIRST PLACE. SINCE KIRITO WAS ONE OF THE BETA TESTERS! IT COMES FULL CIRCLE. ITS F****** BEAUTIFUL!
Well, given that there is at least an intra-game file sharing server as given via his famous humanity clip, as well as the mention of people livestreaming the game in prior episodes, it isn't impossible to believe that Kayaba put some browser integration into his full-dive VR MMO that would almost certainly require at least a fan wiki just for some of the quests (looking at you Pina). Besides, he could've put it in as an appeasement towards people stuck in there 24/7 with no way out. He already quadrupled down; whats one more layer, really?
The fact he figured it out from some throwaway line makes this 10x better
When Kirito's sword shatters at 20:03 I just think "Lizabeth quality guarantee".
Simply Tragic me too 😂
Simply Tragic Dragon's poop quality guarantee
guess it really stay true to it's name as the piece of shit...dragon shit that is.
The Illustrious "Lizbeth Quality Guarantee" vs essentially god of the game with the best shield possible. sounds like easy col to me.
it was a piece of shit sword.
"I love you, Asuna!" "I know."
Kayaba in the distance: "Star Wars!"
XD
@@Not4CatsInACoat does he actually say it cause i didnt hear it
@@akhamza12 he doesn’t
@@larubricadichris3584 Really?! Where?
Empire
Anyone who ever ran a guild in a video game should resonate with this episode. "You all seem intent on dying in the dumbest and most avoidable ways possible!" By far my favorite episode.
God, even games with raids alone. People find the dumbest ways to screw it up.
The first time i saw that scene i send it to my guildmates 😂 so on poiny specially the part you ignore my strategies! refuse to work together and then BLAME MEEEEE!!!
As someone who recently tried to do the new Extremes in FFXIV... Yeah, that about sums up me and my FC
I guess that's where the "LEEROY JENKINS" battle cry comes from in the first place. Planning a strategy only to have it derailed by some blood knight screaming and attacking head on.
“STAARRE…”
“Easy, girl.”
Still one of my favorite lines from this series. Just shows off Kirito and Asuna’s relationship in such a simple way.
Bethesda being the publisher of SAO is now indisputably canon now
Then why didn't the players just add a respawn mod?
@@ryanmartz6203 idk, have you seen Skyrim players coding in Thomas the tank engine from *inside the game*?
@@ryanmartz6203 they weren’t the developer, unfortunately
@@lukefox718 Don't give them ideas
@@ryanmartz6203 For the same reason 76 doesn't have mods.
I love how instead of making Kayaba some bland wannabe mastermind who couldn't even remember his own motive, as the original anime, they turned him into a questionably sane guy who had absolutely no idea what the fuck he was doing, but kept doing it because of deadlines and Metacritic. Fucking genius.
500 hundred our of consciousness..... most people start to hallucate after 72, is it any wonder he was off his rocker?
and no wonder he got a little staby
@@joemaxwel1997 It's like he said: "Can you even *begin* to imagine 500 uninterrupted hours of consciousness?" Honestly, I'm surprised the man lasted even 1/4 of that time. I watched a video once talking about a man who, with the aid of a medical staff to ensure no long-lasting effects, attempted to stay awake for... I think it was 72 hrs. He was barely functional. Really, the fact that Kayaba managed to get anything done at all with only micro-naps is impressive enough.
@@faerylnhiikira1053 pretty sure he would have been looong dead by that point (the world record for time awake is half as long) but hey big numbers are cool
Honestly..I want to a live a alternate existence where this character survives and somehow joins their dysfunctional team and they pump episodes out like candy..
One detail I noticed that I don’t know is intentional or not (but more than likely is) is that, aside from Kirito complaining about the boss, Schmitt brings up the most detailed complaints with the game and he’s been established to be a game reviewer. Just thought it was neat.
Wait that was Schmitt?
@@firestorm165yes
It just dawned on me, when the King Of Ashes announces to bring him the head of kirito, kirito replies "it could be anybody"...the very next series they have an entire legion named after him lmao
That and the bit about killing a puppy and wearing it like a fancy hat. How oddly prophetic that throwaway line is.
@@bemusedbandersnatch2069 Nooooooooooooooooooo
Knowing now that Microsoft owns Bethesda just makes the story even better. Microsoft made the nerve gear and Kiaba was on Bethesda's team working for Xbox game studios. DEEP LORE.
Oh god, NerveGear was based on Windows Mixed Reality
OMFG, even the godamn future is a reference here
F**K, even in the future nothing works!
Dialgadude 101 Soooo, death screen will be blue screen, I suppose?
@@CiromBreeze Replays the episode 1 scene of that one guy getting repeatedly punched in the face.
"DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE DIED SCREAMING LEEROY JENKINS?!"
Kaim Argonar MORE THAN ZERO.
I was waiting for a Jenkins reference and it came in an unexpected but extremely pleasing way.
Garret Daniels which as far as I'm concerned, is grounds to exterminate the species.
This show is fucking gold
Kaim Argonar the mans a legend
There's a beauty to hearing the originator of, "Kirito is always right," say, "God, I hope I'm right about this."
You mean the Kirito Is Always Right Foundation? With its grand re-opening?
Klein: "NO POD IS WORTH TWO SLAVES, I'M A TOYDARIAN! JEDI MIND TRICKS DON'T WORK ON ME... ONLY MONEY!"
Kirito: "bleh plah bleh" Indeed, buddy....
How the fuck did you translate that.
Mad respecc
@@severjanlici I didn't, I caught it on the subathon live stream
@@chaingun87Swebathon
Ngl, I can actually hear it now that you've said something
I find it personally offensive that you managed to make me care about these characters
"How dare you make me care about them"
Found Kirito's account.
@@mintbrownieangelfish-6114 dammit you beat me to it
No joke their is no filler here,everything has value
I don’t!
"Do you know how many of you have died while screaming 'Leroy Jenkins'? More than zero, which as far I'm concerned is grounds to exterminate the species!"
I'm dying
Lol tru dat
At least they have chicken
No the guys screaming Leroy Jenkins are dying
This is my favorite quote of the abridged series 😂
13:38
It is wild that they gave Kayaba a better justification for doing SAO than the series ever gave us.
Yeah. The original SAO thing was deeply unsatisfying.
If I had written that story, I would have made it slightly different. Like, that dying in the game didn't actually kill you, but removing the Nervegear without logging out will place you into a coma.
The story would unfold the same, since both the characters and the audience still initially think that death in game = death in realworld, but the creator would be less of a screwed up character - instead of willfully killing thousands, instead it would be someone unhinged that wanted people to 'role play realistically' as if they were truly transported into a new world and had to survive. You know, capturing that kind of magic, which would in his opinion be impossible if players could simply log out. And if they knew dying in game would log them out, they would suicide in droves ....
That would also give him a bit of plausible denyiablity. He 'never intended' for it, it 'was a bug', he 'didn't know' what would happen if they died ingame, etc.
@@nordos idk about the coma bit, because people outside the game tried to remove the helmets too, so if they only pit you in a coma, they'd probably have gotten everyone out via coma and just worked to study them and find a way to wake them up. But I do get what you mean.
Honestly, I wouldn't mind him being a total psychopath trying to kill thousands if there was just a reason for it. You could even use the same logic of wanting them to roleplay realistically, it'd work even better if they still died since there's nothing more realistic than true death. But the fact that he didn't even know was too bad. You can have a villain be cruel and evil, but you've gotta at least tell us what he wanted and why.
@@jw-py9nwIf I recall correctly the him not remembering line was followed by a summary of "I have a god complex" basically, but I do think it's somewhat less satisfying than "there was a bug, I panicked, and everything, and I mean *everything,* spiraled out of my control from there because by the time I learned it existed I was too delirious for rational thought."
I can’t believe the real SAO missed the cheat code for hype moments in anime. Putting the title theme into the final fight is *easily* one of the hypest things you can do.
Well, maybe they will do it in the series finale/around-second-to-last episode...
Assuming they don't pull a Kayaba and have it go for so long that they don't remember what the song was anymore...
"Do you know how many of you have died screaming Leroy Jenkins?"
That one slayed me. XD
My favourite part of that bit is "More than Zero!"
@@Hi-kw5xf really all that needs to be said, doesn’t matter if it’s 1 or 1,000. It’s more than zero, and that’s way too many!
That hit soo hard
It slayed them too.
I spent this whole series waiting for a Leroy Jenkins joke. They really know how to save a good joke for the best possible moment.
Start as parody ended as remastered
WAS ALWAYS REMASTERED
I think it was both
Theres no better way to put it. These men and I will follow you into hell itself
REMAKE
It really did. You can really tell from the first episode that it was just meant to be a parody like all the other abridged series, but it quickly turned into a remastering of the series. They fixed a ton of the problems with the original SAO and flat out made all of the characters far more interesting and entertaining to watch across the board.
I loved how Kirito had said before
“The power of love is bullshit”
Only to be saved by the power of love. Something Witty always on point.
Honestly the use of "This Is War" as the theme is absolutely perfect.
FR, one of my fav songs
That Bethesda joke has aged like fine wine.
Shhh. Todd Howard is Jesus. That is all.
@@ashwindsouza606 Fuck Todd Howard. He still signed off on Fallout 76.
Duffy Boi at least the updates made it better
@@kinghershybar4294 The word "better" doesn't say much when it comes to dumpster fire 76 (no offense to dumpster fires)
Just wait until you see who published Alfheim.
(Hint: it's a company that protected rapists and racists.)
I can just imagine season two ending:
"Screw this, login: Heathcliff."
"Password?"
"Oh, ah... Dungeonmaster?"
"Accepted."
"Hehe."
Crimson Darkness it could actually be fokin fonny af
Crimson Darkness I....really want to see this happen, actually.
***** this series already did what the og didnt, an actual plot i dont know how they go do fairy dance since its FULL of plot holes and its gunna take a while.
I wouldn't be surprised if they thought it would be easier to skip to gungale
ViralJordan no way, they wouldn't skip the chance to have fun with the scene with Asuna and the tentacle slime scientists in the world tree
its pisses me off that it took six years to notice the reference about the tutorial bot going missing is because of sachi's guild back in the starting episodes because the one guy never finished the quest which in turn led to so many deaths and ultimately this entire situation in the abridged series. holy shit that makes WAY to much sense and is one hell of a come back.
Was anyone else really excited to see that Don Fluffles voiced himself?
That's so rad
I literally just saw this on a rewatch and screamed "WAIT THATS A REAL FUCKING CAT??"
Kayaba's reveal here actually makes more sense than the official anime
Blazingmadman98 Indeed.
As a developer I could relate to it.
Honestly, most of the abridged show makes more sense than the original anime.
not exactly a high bar to clear. still, gotta give it to swe that they made a show with complete internal logic that exceeded the original in pretty much every aspect, be it humor, entertainment or the goddamn emotions they keep making me feel. On an unrelated note, why is it raining inside?
Jeff from Mother's Basement called it "Watch this if you want to see how SAO should have gone"
I was reading the credits and...
"Don Fluffles [as] Himself"
Dubious implications indeed.
That’s the name of one of the creators cats most likely
I saw that too lol, I'm guessing that was their own cat and they named h don for real but then added fluffles
God, I just realized. every other time Kirito tries to do some big, dramatic reveal, he gets cut off, or someone else does it, or something like that happens. however, we're shown kayaba and Kirito relate to each other, they're two sides of the same coin, and this, up against Kayaba, is the only time that Kirito manages to get his big reveal out, because kayaba respects him enough to let him.
"I love you Asuna"
"...I know"
- Hey Asuna can make movie references too
Yeah, she was referencing Han Solo from Battlestar Galactica
I got that reference
correction: Star Track
@@TheTrueDiablix He says it to Diana Troi, right?
Here's hoping no one ends up saying "Somehow, Kayaba returned." Remind me how the fuck Jar Jar Abrams qualifies as a quality writer?
The fact that Sachi's guild is the reason for 2000 deaths because they took the tutorial NPC, is brilliant
Kenny Kurniawan ahahahaha so true
And Sachis death as well.
I’m literally just catching that after re watching this for the 15th time
OH SHIT I JUST CAUGHT THAT HAHAHAAH
Ikr, that to me was the funniest thing in this episode.
"It's a big open world. No one will notice a few glitches."
- No Mans Sky
Have you seen the new updates for No Man's Sky. They are pretty cool...
I just like bringing them up.
Skyler Tesar You can do anything
Tonyy cee talking about minecraft
leave a like if you xd'd during vido
Tonyy cee can't *
I just realized how Tiff is able to do what he does. . Tiff put all his points into bartering, and as we know, max out a skill and you become the best ever. No wonder he sells shit items and everyone hates him for it like Laughing Coffin. He's so good at bartering he can sell crap gear for top dollar.
I love the fact almost nobody remembered Kayaba Akihiko's name because it's been two years and he only made one appearance.
"It's Methuselah Honeysuckle!"
"It's Graham McCollough!"
😂🤣😄
They did the thing! _They played the opening during the final battle! _*_That is so anime! THEY OUT-ANIME'D THE ACTUAL ANIME!_*
Just Some Guy with a Mustache FAR BETTER TO!?!
Not gonna lie though, I got goose bumps when it kicked in
O B dude I feel you. Had the same thing happen to me. It was beautiful
Just Some Guy with a Mustache YAASSS
Just Some Guy with a Mustache Yep. Just like a real anime.
I love how, in the end, this was all Bethesda's fault.
Inkswitch Bethesda WOULD release a glitch like that
Eh, seems more like an EA thing if you ask me
Specifically Bioware, as Dragon Age Inquisition and ME: Andro showed.
Fallout 3 and 4 I'm looking at you.
Fuckin' Bethesda
Klein having an impact on the story is pretty much a summary of why this is a better show than the original.
Why does Kayaba's voice sound so _perfect_
P is for priceless, the look upon your faces.
E is for extinction, all your puny races.
@@lazydelibird 🎵E is for extinction, all you puny races.🎵
@@lazydelibirdE is for Extinction of all your puny races...
Because he is the world's fuck-mothering vampire
The "Not a Piece of Shit" sword broke. Lizbeth Quality Guaranteed
Always.
@SpectacularNub Still snapped when it was needed most, fucking flimsy dragon shit.
Which is weird as It had 2200 durability compared to his other sword which only had 1350 or something I think.
he used a piercing skill instead of slashing skills. of course it broke.
Did he really name it "Sunlight Heart?"
I've watched this so many times but only just realized his tabs (9:19) are:
Scanners Head Explosion
Dolph Lundgren - IMDb
Metacritic - Sword Art Online
Game Design for Dummies
AHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
Thanks, I tried pausing to read the tabs, but I couldn't make it out. :)
I feel like I'm missing something hilarious
Somebody please explain why the Russian guy from Rocky 4 is that important
@@jotheunissen9274 He was in He-Man I guess. And Kayaba is like both the villain and a hero from it. Maybe.
@@Storyfrombolvar Thanks
This episode alone explains how much better it is than the original show. Even with Kayaba explaining that he TRULY didnt do anything, but rather made it look like he did. It's the absolute best explanation he could come up with while also being dumb as hell about it. "Theres a glitch that makes your head explode whenever your avatar dies." It makes a lot more sense than "I dont fucking remember"
I'm not sure we can really blame Kayaba for his mistakes, at least at the beginning. 2 weeks without sleep would genuinely kill most people. Hell, it only takes like 3 days to start having hallucinations. If he was up for 3 weeks, his brain was barely functioning
I like how Klein is not only a character, but is important, not a whole lot, but his words have made a difference in the story
He's got more impact than in the main series, which isn't saying much. But for Klein? It's the little victories that matter.
*incomprehensible wails of happiness*
Klein is the Joey of SAO in Abridged. Or the Bolin.
@MrCyion I suppose reviving kirito with the resurrection stone thingy from the Christmas special was a minor plot point, assuming that's what's actually happened with that thing
BallsDeep69*
The fact that Kayaba did try to be a good guy but it ended up being too frustrating for him is the most realistic part of the whole series lmao
Crunch is a hell of a fucking drug
The life of a healer.
I think that rant is a way for the SWE to rant to their audience lol
Yeah, the poor guy was pushed to the brink by Bethesda, causing him to go insane, endangering the lives of innocents, and doing all he could to make sure as many of them survived with all he could do. I mean, he didn’t think things through, but who would after losing 500 hours of sleep?
Raid leading can best be summed up as an advanced forum of tard wrangling. Once you’re playing with four or more other people you stop actually being able to talk to people and hope and pray to god they all just shut THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN FOR FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES. But no the idiots will just continue to ramble into the uncaring void clogging coms chattering with their actual friends forcing you to lay down rules and suddenly it’s no longer fun.
God only knows how much worse it is for guild masters that have to delegate as they try and manage well over two hundred people. I’ve chatted about things with my GM a few times. They’ve said it’s like managing a business, with no pay.
30:15 This abridged ending version is much more sad and realistic than the real story version.
...The entire SAO incident caused by unforeseen glitches, stress to meet deadlines, and poor Developer choices brought on by said stress and sleep deprivation...That is so realistically believable its terrifying.
"DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE DIED YELLING LEROY JENKINS?!?!""MORE THAN ZERO."
I actually lost it 😂
"WHICH, AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED, IS GROUNDS TO EXERMINATE THE SPECIES!"
he's got a point
Isaiahs channel Yeah same, but what *_really_* got me... was thinking up which of the known characters might've actually done that, & actually thinking up what -more than likely low level- monster they charged. I thought this up, add I *_ALMOST_* stopped laughing. it hurt so hard.
LEEERROOOYYYYY JENKINS!!!
... i do that way to much in overwatch and TF2...
Isaiahs channel I read this comment exactly as the video said this and I also burst out laughing.
"Truly, you are a voice of a generation."
Isaiahs channel I
I just realized something.
"at one point i swear i saw the face of god, but it was actually the night janitor Reki"
Reki is the name of Sword art online's creator, so he is god.
@Lionard Kirsch how is that cyberbullying?
@Lionard Kirsch they didn't say he had a god complex, they just said that he hallucinated the janitors face as a god. It's more of an easter egg or reference, shit if i was a god i would probably be a street vendor
another reason why abridged is superior
@Lionard Kirsch The people who made this show love SAO the joke is he literally seen the face of god and he did not imagine it. Since Reki is the creator. And a light jab at the creator is okay. I mean these people made a loving parody of his work. Most people just look down on SAO
@Lionard Kirsch Sometimes fans will reference the original in their work (eg the staff of the original)
I think a lot of developers find Kayaba's "f*ck ALL y'all" speech way too real lol.
How to make your villain sympathetic?
Make them an overworked developer who's game is being published by Bethesda
Imagine if he was an overworked developer working for either Ubisoft, EA, Activision, Konami, Nintendo or Square Enix.
So, I just realized that the only reason Asuna’s sword didn't despawn is because she and Kirito shared an inventory
You could argue her clothes shouldn't despawn neither but good point
@@Kaldrin They were probably put into his inventory. Meaning that when she showed up in the void, she was probably naked and had to reequip her shit.
@@jiralishu lmao that makes sense
@@jiralishu But Kirito went to the void with his clothes on
@@virulenthunter3017 there were noone to get the clothes in the inventory at that point but after watching this id argue that only something witty should have the permission to make sense of this anime bullsh*t
"what exactly were your plans?"
"I don't remember"
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!"
-Everyone's reaction to the original dub.
Too true
thats why this abridged series is awsome
At least they give an explanation lol
@@ja87son *try to give one*
@@beastunleashed657 Better than the original.
I love how **little** Kaiyaba moves his mouth at the end, it makes it look like he's talking to them telepathically! 😂
I found this gem by watching the TH-cam shorts and I don’t regret watching the whole thing in one sitting at all. That is a masterpiece and I can’t believe it’s 10 years old. SAO was one of the first animes I ever watched so it holds a special place in my heart but it definitely has its issues. This version is 100x better! Thank you 😊
Heathcliff's other tabs are "Game Design for Dummies," Metacritic's review of SAO, and the IMDB of Dolph Lundgren.
WHAAT
Thats perfect the fact they put such a detail in
facepalm mirror admin web browser 9:20 plus the head boom is now th-cam.com/video/pjnZO5ZgWE8/w-d-xo.html
FUKIN A
My god I forgot how they somehow saved the “I forgot my own plans” ending and somehow made it both hilarious and genuinely depressing and twisting
It really is, a better ending since it show's how one bad day, or in Kayaba's case, THREE WEEKS, probably more, lead him towards what would probably be the BIGGEST and SLIPPERIEST slopes ever, stupefying historians decades to come, and baffling all of mankind when the truth somehow comes to light
God I laughed like hell when he told them the truth behind the death game, I laughed so hard I was crying...
It's ok, SWE did even better, they fixed the whole incest subplot and managed to make a heartbreaking and emotional in it's stead.
@@thegooddoctor2009they somehow take shitty storytelling and revamp it into actually interesting storytelling
I'm dying waiting for the season 1 finale
Rewatching this again, and i love how asuna makes fun of all of the "stare" moments in anime. Honestly a masterpiece
Even 6 years afterwards, the needle drop in the fight, all the callbacks and the actual reasoning of Kayaba is still PEAK writing and editing, I dare say this may be my favourite series of all time, also hats off to all the writers and performers involved for helping put together such actualized characters
"about halfway through I swore I saw the face of God! until i realized it was the night janitor Reki." Reki Kawahara! the Creator of Sword Art Online!
FUCK, that line is gold now. God damn.
OH MY GOSH! I never realized that, thank for pointing it out.
That's a level of fourth wall break which Deadpool will be proud of.
"whaaaaaaat?!"
holy shit didn't even get that at first
"Fucking Bethesda."
Honestly, this is the funniest joke in the series to me.
It has aged like fine wine, keep in mind, this episode came out over a year BEFORE Fallout 76
And then he uses a Shout to disappear
It just works
I still live for "debating the pro's and con's of lobotomy via soupsoon." Followed closely by "A quantum supercomputer calculating for 1,000 years could not even approach the amount of f"cks I do not give."
I wanted to like this comment, but it's at 666 likes so I didn't want to mess up the number lol
"For you see..."
line always delivered perfectly
Kayaba's "You're dead" (13:13) is really similar to how Kirito said "Yeah, well, you're dead, soooooo..." in episode 4 after killing Rosalia.
Really nice callback.
playing the theme song during the final fight
THAT WAS ANIME AS FUCK!
Not even the original anime did that!
Just Some Guy with a Mustache Well Crossing Field didn't exactly fit with what they were going for there
Just Some Guy with a Mustache You again!!!!!!!!
this abridged series is more anime then the actual fucking anime, it was thrilling and a fun journey all the way through :3
gave me chills dude.
“As we speak, SAO is being wiped from the servers and all remaining players will be logged out of the game.”
“But not in that order, right?”
...
“I’m gonna have to get back to you on that one.”
I love how absolutely incompetent Kayaba is
He’s so smart but so dumb
@@michaelliang953 he is one of those geniuses that don't know shit
@@tashunagray7720 That tends to happen when you're surrounded by absolute morons, like he was for 2 years
It's less incompetent and just more overwhelming sleep deprived that specific important points got looked over.
With more time and rest, whole thing would have been avoided.
@@Wittymations it's both he's incompetent and was sleep deprived because even after being in the game for a while he still does really dumb stuff like having one of the leaders of his guild be a cat.
31:20 I love how it's not clear whether Asuna saw Kirito and Kayaba bonding over movie references and wanted to head down that avenue, or she's so much the same kind of asshole as Han Solo that she genuinely responded like that.
I got chills when Kirito started fighting at 19:21. And I’ve never seen normal SAO. That was awesome.
I love how they accidentally humanize Kayaba by having him keeping things tabbed for two years straight
What do you mean accidentally
What do you mean accidentally. He knew he was gonna need that shit.
@@awesomechainsaw you read incorrectly, they didn't say accidentally tabbed, they said the writers accidentally humanized him by making do that
Deddrz Nope I read that right. Just trust me. I like Kayaba never make mistakes.
@@deddrz2549 the writers didnt accidentally humanize him dude
To be fair, Metacritic probably WOULD be harsher on a game the killed people by accident than one the killed them on purpose
I mean, if a game was made to murder people, then it murder people, the game did what it's supposed to do.
@@Bree420 Nah, nah, you see that's marketing achieving it's purpose~! so their numbers are gonna be lookin great. I'll be sure to forward this data to team at EA :')
I hear the publisher promised the development team bonuses if it killed over 85% of the players
The thing is, nobody could review the game for 2 years
@@apieceoftoast7103 if yandere dev can still get patrons when he started the game in 2014 and it's 2022 now, then kayaba probably has a fair chance of getting reviewed fairly
I just realized when kirito is mocking kayaba, he does so in a cartman voice of all things and its golden!
“It’s not a glitch, it’s a feature” Todd Howard explaining why Bethesda canonically funded SAO.
“Ending it 25 floors early”
“Anticlimactic Letdown”
“Imagine”
The blatant shout out is amazing
The show ran out of time
Or because the wanted the final boss for Ordinal Scale
@@acanadianpumpkin I thought it was because they just wanted the series to end
@@Slyest4255 No I'm pretty sure it was because it was a submission for a short story writing contest or prize couldn't be longer as its exceed the word limit. If you want longer aincrad read Sao progressive, it's what the story would have been if he spent as much time as he wanted on it and it goes floor by floor
Well to be fair, the author made a one-shot book at the beggining that have just the s1st episode and the last 2. People thought it was good and make him expand it. That's why it felt anticlimactic. a beggining and end in just 1 book
6 volumes of progressive out so far and I'm loving them should be getting next one this year
Kayaba: It’s a metaphor.
Narrator: He cried, not knowing the difference between a simile and a metaphor.
Narrator off
Youcansilencemebutyoucan’tsilencethetruth
The tiniest of his brain dwarfed only by the tinniest of his di-
...dik
@@coldshadow7880 TOO THE RIGHT..
I love how ALL of the season 1 SAOA videos have like ten million views if not more. You guys deserve it so much.
Dear God how did they manage to take this sarcastic spoof, make the love more satisfying, and the villain more relatable. This is legendary
Did anyone catch it was Lisbeth's sword that broke? Really living up to that Lisbeth Quality Guarantee I see.
It even says it in the subtitles.
@@Kwatcher100 Apologies, I don't quite follow- it says what in the subtitles?
@@CorerMaximus If you turn on the subtitles, at the point where the sword breaks, it says “Lisabeth Quality Guarantee”.
@@Kwatcher100 Thanks for clarifying; I completely missed that! That's pretty funny! xD
Man the subtitles removed it
I don't care what anyone says, this is the real SAO now.
colin bougie the 'real' SAO is actually SAO Abridged: Abridged, Kawahara just didnt know it yet
theo Last More like SAO is SAO Abridged: Bloated With Senseless Extra Footage, but yeah
I one million percent agree with you
I never got through SAO, as far I'm concerned, there's only one SAO and that's this one.
colin bougie agreed
Did you guys know that SWE has put REALLY GOOD SUBTITLES on here! That is so awesome!! I SUPER appreciate it!
Kayaba's reasoning here made more sense than in the original
To quote BallsDeep69
“THIS IS EVERYTHING I’VE EVER WANTED!!!”
I actually made an account on something called ballsdeep69 ballsy has my respect
@@OversteerAllDay Both you and Balls have my respect
@@komagamez2000 you also have my respect for being so kind
@@OversteerAllDay thank you
@@OversteerAllDay ballsdeep69 is that u
"I did it because of Metacritic" is unironically a better motivation than what Kayaba Akihiko got in the actual show.
Considering he might as well not had any motivations at all in the show. Seriously what the fuck was reki kawahara thinking. Out of every fuck up of the original sao, kayaba's "lol I forgot" moment has to be the biggest one.
@@lelouchlamperouge600 I'm honestly impressed that you even remember anything from SAO proper
I think both cases the best motivation for Kayaba would be "I wanted to really live the adventure, like in all of fantasy. But it still all failed. "
You know, coming up with all of this shit to actually live a life he always wanted, would play off perfectly with his personality. He even could reveal he didn't actually kill anyone, just kept them where he kept Asuna and Kirito. THAT would be an ending that unironically makes sense
@@trevorbilliot2625 I genuinely don't.
SAOA is literally the only form of SAO I consider to be worth any time and I credit this series as being the only redeeming feature of the original show.
@@ethandonnelly1973 lmao
7:10 When he said, "Oh so, now you've seen Tron." That kicked a recollection in a way it that was directed at him in a way that he could recognize that he said Tron before to him. This he could connect certain past events and knowledge to him.