@Jordon R To be fair she had personality in the first arc. Then she started dating Kirito and said personality started to fade away, and by the Fairy Dance arc it was gone.
@@CrissAssasin7 she was still cool after starting to date Kirito. She just warmed up. In Alfheim tho, they just wasted her. It seems like she's cool again after Mother's Rosario.
Reki Kawahara reaches into a hat labeled 'villains', pulls out a slip of paper. On it is written the words 'rapey guy'. The hat falls, and hundreds of paper slips spill out. They all say 'rapey guy'.
Rape is a special kind of evil, and it's one that Kirito would never consider, as seen in episode 5. That's how you get an audience to like someone doing bad things; make them do the bad things against even worse people.
@@maxrichards3881 If that's your ultimate definition of evil, you've got a limited imagination, a sheltered life, or both. Simple example: would you rather be raped, or tortured to death?
Yeah, but it’s also easy to overuse as a plot device. It’s incredibly effective to make a villain who is rapey, because almost everyone considers it to be a detestable trait and it also makes people very uncomfortable, but it’s also very easy to overuse. If multiple villains in the same work can be summed up as “rapey guy,” viewers are going to take notice, especially if the author just relies on that aspect of the character to communicate that they’re evil, instead of putting in work to show other things you should hate about them. Also, it’s just hard to enjoy hating a rapey villain. Murderous villains, insane villains, you can root for their downfall while still enjoying the ensuing process. Like Kayaba. He was definitely a villain, but it was fun to watch his craziness unfold and the characters take him down. Rapey villains, though? No, too icky. You can enjoy watching them inevitably fall, but it’s hard to enjoy the schemes of someone who’s ultimate goal is “rape x.”
@@dawnfire82being tortured to death has an end in sight though. It *will* end, and you'll be free of the suffering. The victim of a rape has to live with that, forever.
I love it how in the Kirito PTSD dream Asuna’s speech indirectly assumes that for Kirito, deaths of thousands of people is just as much of a disaster as man banging a fish.
what if thats sir fairy dicks grand plan? you cant claim it was kidnapping after all the log out was never disabled she could leave at any time, all she would have to do is open a menu
I swear, they'll get to where Kirito finds her and he'll ask her if she tried logging out, she'll stammer and he'll just stare in shock and laughter as he realizes she couldn't open the menu AGAIN
@@haydentravis3348 Still...better than the one we actually got in the Anime. I know people love her but I thought the original Sugua was so damn annoying.
@@haydentravis3348 Ironically I suspect Asuna would better play the expected big sister role in that case. She'd be at Suguha's throat over her treatment of Kirito then give him shit for not standing up to her.
Cousin* and in his defence, she is 2 or 3 years younger and he was set back on muscular development for over two years of lying still- atrophy is a bitch and makes for a good chance for dystrophy to kick in as well.
@@OmniscientWarrior and, you know, he's been fighting with the game system which makes you telegraph your strikes while she's been fighting without that making a mess of her sword techniques. That didn't help.
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Asuna did end up making a sandwich at the end of this with a "hunk of fine-ass human meat," Sugou's specifically. I'm not as sure about Kirito's willingness to eat it though.
Nah. Asuna obviously just became a racist all on her own. That’s definitely not a thing you’d pick up from the people around you or anything. People are totally just born racist.
she's also likely one of the main reasons he acts like a total asshole when he's actually in control of the situation in SAO for once (aside from the implied bullying from other people).
Asuna: *Spits on Suguo* Me: *grins* That's my girl. Seriously, this is like the best version of SAO. I'm taking this is whole abridged series as cannon.
@@avisavarice7091 Unfortunately no. But we can just act like the original SAO never happened and take this as the canon version, and the original as a parody. Right?
5:55 So does Asuna pick up her racial stereotyping from her father, because that's what I believe when I heard her father speaking to the Italian Ferrari Salesman.
Ha, I never thought of that. I was always too busy enjoying the fact that Enzo Ferrari is the man who CREATED the Ferrari automobiles. He didn't just call a dealership, he called THE Enzo Ferrari!
The villain was competent. A LEGIT sociopath. He had everything planned to lock her down...but this version is better. As he says his plan, looking out the window, the music, the voice, the plot, the feels.... SO much better than the original.
@@Quinntus79to be fair, he gets stabbed by a 16 year old who just went through two years of intensive combat training in the form of fighting for his life every day.
@Imanidiot You know, I spent a solid hour googling marriage laws in japan to prove you wrong, and that's when I found out that Japan doesn't have SSM. What is Japan, the Deep South? My homeland has had it since 2004.
This was nothing short of brilliant... the satire at the beginning... the vulnerability of a non-SAO Kirito... the complete change in character traits of Suguha... and you somehow made the villain more menacing and despicable than in the original... oh dear god, you guys are geniuses!!!
I just LOVE how, despite all his persona's of cool tough coldness, kirito is genuinely SHAKEN by this creep. Like he is shaking and stuttering and his voice is wavering. He is absolutely terrified by this dudes vibes. Namely, I think, because of who they're directed at
The fact that kiritos family seemingly didn't give two shits about him being held hostage and basically being a vegetable for 2 years still absolutely blows my mind.
I'm really not sure where you're getting that notion. They put him in the hospital for round the clock care, to be cleaned and arms and legs still exercised by nurses and to be hooked up to IV's for nutrition and fluids while he was vegetative. What more were they supposed to do? They also didn't know he was imprisoned, they just knew the people couldn't be removed from the headsets without dying and the company had no answer or cure, so they admitted him to the hospital. Have you ever cared for someone in a coma? That's not something easy to do. A trained peofessional handling it was rhe right thing. And you don't know that they didn't visit often. Just because it didn't recieve screentime doesn't mean they never cared. Also they're his aunt and uncle, his own parents passed away and he lives with his cousin (Suguha) and her parents.
Come to think about it... Suguha's personality really is genius, isn't it? Not only does it show why Kirito is such an asshole, it also explains why she falls for him way better. In real life, Kirito's kind of a coward. In-game however, none of that is present, which not only explains how she never recognized him at all, even when his avatar looks so much like the real him, but it also explains what pulls her to him. The only thing she feel attracted to seems to be someone who is just as egoistic as her, or even someone who out-egoes her. This season is gonna be fucking fantastic, I can tell already.
hopefully it's they don't do that here thought. I just want Leafa to fall for Kirito, flirt with him till the cows come home, make a lot sexual advances to him only for Kirito to vehemently and wittingly refuse them in ways only abridged Kirito, then for Leafa to horrifyingly realise that the person she had the hots for so long was his pansy ass of a brother
The whole nerve gear issue would have never been a problem is the designers had watched Ghost in the Shell and learned of the importance of placing barrier devices between the computer and your headgear. Seriously if you have learned anything about full dive VR it's that firewalls will save your life
When Kirito walked into Asuna's hospital room, I said to myself, "how could they possibly satirise this scene?" Then they made a joke comparing euthanasia to forced marriage Was not disappointed
KaiserNeko's range kills me every time. Want him to be the time-traveling Trunks? Done! Want him to be the creepy-ass villain Sugou? Done! Want him to be the one of the Valentine brothers? Done! Want him to be a French mercenary? DONE AND DONE. This has been a KaiserNeko appreciation post.
Funniest thing is, when Kirito did it in a game, people called him a psycho, when Sugaha is like that in real life, its just better than the incest plot 😂
I wonder if she is still going to be into him later on. I can't decide if Kirito is going to be too weirded out to say anything or if he is going to lord it all over her like the bastard he is once the truth comes out.
I imagine that if they keep that plot-line, then the current relationship dynamic they have is to build on that reveal and make it better, sorta like what they did with Kirito and Asuna before.
@@axelnilsson5124 "God, you're pathetic. I'll let the police decide how to deal with you. I don't want your stinking blood on my hands." "R-really?" "Noooo."
Kirito - "... funny enough Asuna's already married, to me! I mean it was in a video game so I don't actually know how legally binding that is. but still it's the principle tha- oh god what are you doing?!" Dang this series has *SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* many quoteables
9:42 I love the king of ashes tweet, and I love how Kirito even liked it “I FOUND YOU YOU SUNUVABICH! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR FATE! I WILL SPLAY YOUR ORGANS OVER MY OWN ORGAN! YOU CAN TRY TO RUN, BUT YOU CANNOT RUN FROM THE ONE, THE ONLY, KING OF ASHES!” #SplayDemOrgans #YouCannotEscape #Hastag
It gets even better Remember how Kirito used to comment on Asuna's best food that "this tasted like ash in my mouth", and that he replies to him with "Have it your way"? It's a joke about how Burger King food tastes like shit This series is gold
I wonder if they'll fix the problem the original series had with Asuna in this part? *Asuna spits in Sugou's face* Ha ha. Yeah they did. Asuna do what Asuna does.
Not a big fan of Sugu, though. Like, I'm okay with her picking on Kirito, but I don't think siblings should ever be THAT cruel. That's just not right. It doesn't even give me the same comedic effect either.
Three. An older brother, older sister, and younger sister. We have arguments, and I sometimes get into fights with my brother, but never once have we ever belittled each other to the extent that I just saw here. This was just downright cruel.
I was so annoyed when I saw Asuna sitting as a quiet, dainty little damsel in that cage... and then she spat in his face. Now THAT'S the Asuna we all know and love.
that one moment kind of fixes a large issue with that arc. Asuna in SAO was a badass warrior, then they reduce her to a damsel in distress. Was nice to see she still had some fight in her.
“How would you describe Nobuyuki Sugou?” “Well let me put it this way: Take the most horrific, awful thing you can think of... and multiply it by cancer!”
Glad to see Asuna hasn’t changed at all, and that Suguha is completely different. Never thought I would be looking forward to an episode of the fucking Fairy Dance arc, but here we are.
Wait, I think I just realized something. Kirito to someone who only wanted to possess their wife: “you killed your wife because she wouldn’t get in the kitchen and make you a sandwich?!” Sugo, who wants to possess his future wife: says asuna wants a sandwich press and imitates her saying she wants to make him sandwiches Was this intentional? Or is it a coincidence?
Fuck The Last Jedi, THIS is the Christmas gift I wanted... ...ah hell, I know I'm gonna go see it too. Edit: Boy, looking back, this was a comment that did not age well.
Sponsor Man Say that while some mexican midget has a nationwide ad wave that compels you to ingest ludacris amounts of Mexican snacks till you're a Deviant Art wet dream.
@@12wholepizzas13 an unfortunate thing thats SOMEHOW slipping into normalcy, were the protagonist's own blood-related siblings fall into his harem of love interests
@@N12015 hahah yeah Thats a relief. She knows and I think this is going to be funnier than just one punchline like the one in the first comment. Cuz its going to continue for longer and she'll be using this chance to mock him which he'll respond with his smart ass attitude plus we'll see kirito slowly relizing his sister was making fun of him the entire time. Hopefully we'll get an actual "fixing family relationships arc" better than the original one. Cuz kirito is changed and stuff "went through a characher development" and since she knows who he is she will notice, grow respect for brother. He will get to know his sister better. Grow respect for sister and such. I can already see the buildup for this. God I love SWE.
Guess what? Suguha is even a more Kirito than Kirito himself that she's beating Kitito up in such a Kirito-ish way that Kirito is not Kirito anymore. Guess that runs in the family.
Hope suguha does fall in love with "Kirito" not realizing she and Kazuto are the same people and Kazuto lords it over for the rest of ever. Give her a taste of her own medicine
@Anwar Samia I feel like, Leafa and Kirito are gonna do it.They then will both realise they are cousins and end up like Kirito when he had to listen silica's life. Slamming their heads against a table screaming "no, no No, NO" . Shit would be so damn funny.
“Hey Suguha, you remember when you said I wouldn’t make much use of it?” “Ohhhhh no...” “Yeah you remember that?” “Nonononono...” “Hehe, you know you liked it...” “NO NO NO NO” “It was hilarious when you said daddy...” “FUUUUUUUUUUUU-“ *intro plays*
Wait, he is marrying his daughter off to a old guy? Hmmm... *Googles Asuna's age* Ah hell, this is easy! >One call to the FBI later< *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* "FBI, OPEN UP!!!"
@@hubazubax Not how the age of consent works in Japan, while 13 is TECHNICALLY the minimum age of consent, most prefectures have their own laws that raise it to 18. So it's still probably illegal
goreycinema The original is the abridged with poor plot remakes and harem-esque plotlines told by a high school student. This is the original with compelling characters the people watching can relate to.
After Episode 11 came out, I thought to myself, "there's no way they can top this. It's fucking golden." Then I saw Episode 12. It was amazing. I mean, it still didn't beat Episode 11. Literally nothing even comes close to that 35 minutes of abject lols. But it's still great.
Shit dude... Y'all did Kirito right. We actually get to see the insecure and not-so-tough side to him he has in the real world instead of his online persona. In the physical world he's just a teenager, and we're seeing how everything is kinda shitty for him, setting up his return to the virtual world quite well. Additionally, when he finally overcomes Briefcase in the real world at the end, it means so much more that he was able to be strong even outside a game. Well done y'all. Also Suguha is waaay better than the original.
I may be late for work, but how could I NOT click on this as soon as I saw it?! Suguha's already a million, million times better than her canon form, Asuna's dad's more consistent and Asuna isn't a doormat. You're already working your magic, SWE! And here I assumed you would just skip this arc altogether :D
Djinsin Who knows? He might ve the one to manipulate the factions into helping Kirito. Or inversely, he could be the leader of the Salamanders as they systematically take over the game.
The fact that Asuna spits on his face means this is already better than the original Alfheim arc.
It is definitely appropriate for her established character. I also like how she actually kills Kuradeel, and doesn't need Kirito's assistance.
Think it's also a Titanic reference. Lol.
J.J. Kuchenmeister they actually followed the original web novel with her killing Kuradeel.
@Jordon R To be fair she had personality in the first arc. Then she started dating Kirito and said personality started to fade away, and by the Fairy Dance arc it was gone.
@@CrissAssasin7 she was still cool after starting to date Kirito. She just warmed up. In Alfheim tho, they just wasted her. It seems like she's cool again after Mother's Rosario.
Kirito in the game was smug, confident, and was a total smart ass. Seeing him powerless in the real world makes for a really interesting contrast.
Toadoda agreed
Just wait till he gets on alfhiem online, that switch in the back of his head is gonna flip and its gonna be fantastic.
Talked Flyer yay
*The self-insertability has never been higher!* Ha.......hhah...... **quiet sobbing**
Makes sense. He's stripped of everything that makes him cool.
Reki Kawahara reaches into a hat labeled 'villains', pulls out a slip of paper. On it is written the words 'rapey guy'. The hat falls, and hundreds of paper slips spill out. They all say 'rapey guy'.
Rape is a special kind of evil, and it's one that Kirito would never consider, as seen in episode 5.
That's how you get an audience to like someone doing bad things; make them do the bad things against even worse people.
@@maxrichards3881 a minus and a minus make a plus (also neat to see a reply from just yesterday on this half a decade old video)
@@maxrichards3881 If that's your ultimate definition of evil, you've got a limited imagination, a sheltered life, or both. Simple example: would you rather be raped, or tortured to death?
Yeah, but it’s also easy to overuse as a plot device. It’s incredibly effective to make a villain who is rapey, because almost everyone considers it to be a detestable trait and it also makes people very uncomfortable, but it’s also very easy to overuse. If multiple villains in the same work can be summed up as “rapey guy,” viewers are going to take notice, especially if the author just relies on that aspect of the character to communicate that they’re evil, instead of putting in work to show other things you should hate about them.
Also, it’s just hard to enjoy hating a rapey villain. Murderous villains, insane villains, you can root for their downfall while still enjoying the ensuing process. Like Kayaba. He was definitely a villain, but it was fun to watch his craziness unfold and the characters take him down. Rapey villains, though? No, too icky. You can enjoy watching them inevitably fall, but it’s hard to enjoy the schemes of someone who’s ultimate goal is “rape x.”
@@dawnfire82being tortured to death has an end in sight though. It *will* end, and you'll be free of the suffering. The victim of a rape has to live with that, forever.
I love it how in the Kirito PTSD dream Asuna’s speech indirectly assumes that for Kirito, deaths of thousands of people is just as much of a disaster as man banging a fish.
Well, *hearing* that thousands of people dying doesn't have the same impact as *seeing* a man use a fishlight
@@Oxygen1004 did you say fishlight? Oh god, what a cursed image to put in my head
@@minorru_ I don't remember making this comment
But I'm glad you hate it
@@Oxygen1004 bro I hate the image that came into my head, the comment was 10/10 and caused a worthy giggle
@@minorru_ fun fact dolphins decapitate fish and turn their severed heads into fishlights
This definitely happened because Asuna didn't know how to open the menu and log out of SAO
Or maybe she doesn't know how log out of ALO, because the menu works with the other hand
Or Sugou pulled a Kayaba and simply removed the log out button from her menu.
Ashleigh Tompkins no, menu solution is much funnier.
what if thats sir fairy dicks grand plan? you cant claim it was kidnapping after all the log out was never disabled she could leave at any time, all she would have to do is open a menu
I swear, they'll get to where Kirito finds her and he'll ask her if she tried logging out, she'll stammer and he'll just stare in shock and laughter as he realizes she couldn't open the menu AGAIN
The fact that sugua is abusive/at the very least bullied kirito explains so much about kirito's character
She's funny as hell though
Nobody needed abusive Sugua, but we got abusive Sugua. And she explains so much...
Her and Asuna would be perfect sisters.
@@haydentravis3348 Still...better than the one we actually got in the Anime. I know people love her but I thought the original Sugua was so damn annoying.
@@haydentravis3348 Ironically I suspect Asuna would better play the expected big sister role in that case. She'd be at Suguha's throat over her treatment of Kirito then give him shit for not standing up to her.
Makes me curious how they're gonna get around to them actually being friendly by the end of the alfheim arc
When Kirito saves thousands of lives and still gets insulted and pushed around on the daily by his sister. F
Cousin* and in his defence, she is 2 or 3 years younger and he was set back on muscular development for over two years of lying still- atrophy is a bitch and makes for a good chance for dystrophy to kick in as well.
Did you just say Jesus-kun us sick?
@@OmniscientWarrior and, you know, he's been fighting with the game system which makes you telegraph your strikes while she's been fighting without that making a mess of her sword techniques.
That didn't help.
F.
Im starting to see why he was such a dick in SAO. This Bitch was Kirito's bases for humanity.
"She smells like _innocence."_
Asuna: Haha, arsonist sociopath go _brrrrrr._
Most underrated comment of the century😂😂
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Asuna did end up making a sandwich at the end of this with a "hunk of fine-ass human meat," Sugou's specifically. I'm not as sure about Kirito's willingness to eat it though.
I mean, she did kill the last guy who broke into her room to watch her sleep
*psychopath
Arsonist *cannibal* psycho, mind you.
I feel like Kirito's wedding gift will be half of the coat that she wanted
He will give to her the" ones" or the "zeros"?
Mattia Silva the ones have more value so he'll probably keep the ones
@@kaelkirkby9191 oh boy 😆
Well that depends if Asuna figure out how to open her purse. xD
@@mattiasilva1705there's more zeros than ones
"Oh right you still think I'm a briefcase"
Seriously, how do they write this sheer brilliance
I know right
XD
Maybe Logan helped them with some stuff
They do live up to their name (something witty)
I still haven't remembered his name, so I took that name hook, line, and sinker.
“You’ve had a whole character arc and shit!” Me convincing myself to go outside for more than 2 seconds
Did this age well?
@@cuturtimeshort1450 no
@@cuturtimeshort1450 yes
Ah yes...outside...I remember that
Ladislaus IV, I dont
"ENZO! It's-a been-a too long!"
Think that's how Asuna developed an unintentional taste for racism?
Yeah. He helped give her a very poor baseline from which to judge things.
🤣👌
Nah. Asuna obviously just became a racist all on her own. That’s definitely not a thing you’d pick up from the people around you or anything. People are totally just born racist.
Is her father speaking with Ezio Auditore?
He’s talking to the guy on the phone thinking he’s Enzo Ferrari, who founded Ferrari, who has been dead since the 80’s
lol when he posted the tweet, I immediately went to twitter and searched him up. THE TWEET IS ACTUALLY REAL
Out of curiosity, is the King of Ashes there too?
@@olorinmagus4479 yes there both real
Wait... Really?
The Tweet is real but its in russian for me
(İt’s English now)
So is the crimsonfucker from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
Oh Lord Kirito's personality makes so much sense now that I see his sister/cousin. Damn, his attitude in game is basicly a tamer version of her.
The lesser evil
“You two are like the definition of lesser of two evils.”
Fucking hell, this is spectacular.
He had to learn how to roast for survival, he fell out of practice over the two years so Suguha OBLITERATED him.
How did they make me hate her more than the original.
Nah he's a virgin with a God complex, she's a she-Chad (Stacy?)
Damn dude kirito’s sister is more Kirito than kirito himself....
Pharaoh *HOW?*
Because IRL he is fake and gay. Kirito always wanted to be his alpha sister.
Sakkuyn iron who is tooooootally (and by totally, I mean mostly) not related by blood by the way.
This is basically a better and shorter version of my comment!
NANI
“The wedding is next week”
Even though it’s gonna take like 6 years until then
@@darthorion2002 hey, please, the events will have already happened irl by then
@@darthorion2002 2035*
Please you’ll still watch it so stop complaining
Time in Anime is absolute bullsh!t, just look at Naruto, and it’s 4th Great Ninja War.
give it nine
I love how Sugu is basically Kirito’s Kirito.
I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE BUT IT DOES
Ash Lilium
Because Sugu acts like Kirito did before his character development. Right down to the death threats and jokes about touchy subjects.
She's like Kirito but without a character arc and several people dying around themselves.
she's also likely one of the main reasons he acts like a total asshole when he's actually in control of the situation in SAO for once (aside from the implied bullying from other people).
David Jensen you’re not wrong
Innocence? You've got to be kidding me right, Asuna, innocence? She married a guy to make him live in hell.
All because she wanted that coat
and he likes it
Also, murdered a dude...
Also hasn't she been laying there for over 2 years... Without showering?
That Guy Jesse Spongebaths aren't just a thing they write about in penthouse forums
There's a decent chance that the last words said to someone in this game were
"It's over..I have the high-ground"
You underestimate my power
Clever Nickname Don't try it!
What do you mean a decent chance there have definitely been multiple ppl killed like thay
And we all know for a fact many have died saying "LEROY JENKINS!". Which I find to be the best part.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoyo, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Holy SHIT, Kirito's sister's insult game is absolutely NUCLEAR. I am beyond impressed with this writing.
Asuna: *Spits on Suguo*
Me: *grins* That's my girl.
Seriously, this is like the best version of SAO. I'm taking this is whole abridged series as cannon.
Same
Kirito actually has c h a r a c t e r d e v e l o p m e n t
@Sky Knife 10:43
wait, it's not?
@@avisavarice7091 Unfortunately no. But we can just act like the original SAO never happened and take this as the canon version, and the original as a parody. Right?
“Clean it off her face once you’re finished. You know, be a gentleman about it.”
Is...is that a jab at Neon Genesis Evangelion?
CAPTAINPRICE79 I hope so, that was disturbing
I don't know the context of that.
Can you elaborate so I don't have to research...that.
Brian brush in Neon Genesis Evangalion, shinji saw his comatose friend asuka.... don’t want to say more lol
@@ragnaricstudios5888 Ohhh.
Ohhhhh
OHHH
WTF is wrong with that show?
Brian brush it’s considered one of the best anime of all time
5:55 So does Asuna pick up her racial stereotyping from her father, because that's what I believe when I heard her father speaking to the Italian Ferrari Salesman.
Caleb Daly You sir, have read into this perfectly. I applaud you.
To be fair, an actual ferrari dealership Should have at least one Italian from the company.
Oh yes. Just like Kirito probably picked up his assholish behavior from his sister.
Ha, I never thought of that. I was always too busy enjoying the fact that Enzo Ferrari is the man who CREATED the Ferrari automobiles.
He didn't just call a dealership, he called THE Enzo Ferrari!
@@Echognomics101 exactly! Everytime I'm like: "Enzo isn't just your Ferrari guy! He's THE Ferrari guy!"
The villain was competent.
A LEGIT sociopath. He had everything planned to lock her down...but this version is better.
As he says his plan, looking out the window, the music, the voice, the plot, the feels....
SO much better than the original.
Can we really call the villain competent when he ends up getting stabbed by a sixteen year old?
@@Quinntus79 to be fair, he was fighting a Gary Stu at this time
@@Quinntus79to be fair, he gets stabbed by a 16 year old who just went through two years of intensive combat training in the form of fighting for his life every day.
@@samreid6010 the same 16 year old who was bedridden for 2 years
@@unkown981 he’s recovered enough that he’s moving fine, plus you can never discount the power of adrenaline
Thank the Kirito is Always Right Foundation for this returning.
He TOLD you it would return! Maybe next time you'll listen to him for a change!
Sterling Muse KARF will always be around
Hopefully KARF can defeat the FCC
I love how both villains are being voiced by TFS writers
If/When we get to the Phantom Bullet Arc, Lanipator should voice Death Gun
@@tonyxenos yes yes yes
SD Kredich and Cell killed Trunks. Kaiaba led to Suguos death. Coincidence? I think NOT
@@tonyxenos "when"
Lani wen?
7:15? In the AM? What human could be awake at this time?
an accurate representation of me
sarah sarah you sleep?
Indonesian schoolchildren fit the bill pretty well.
I wake up at 5
(Insert Patrick meme here)
Correction
Actually, if Kirito and Asuna have the right papers, their VR marriage could be considered legally binding
@@angelsenvy2282 hmmm
But they're in Japan. Not America.
Even worse how some corpo bigwig wants to marry a vegetable state minor.
@Imanidiot
You know, I spent a solid hour googling marriage laws in japan to prove you wrong, and that's when I found out that Japan doesn't have SSM.
What is Japan, the Deep South? My homeland has had it since 2004.
@Imanidiot ehh, they could do it with parents' approval i think
@@satirics7701we havent seen kirito's parents have we? And Asuna's mother didnt like Kirito. So that could prove troublesome
"I love fishing! That is a character trait that I, Kirito, have."
Yep, it's totally been established.
Final Fantasy XV?
I read your comment as that part played 😭
"Hehe, ye"
-Gate Guard (2017)
What’s the time stamp?
@@ChrisJohnson-ts5cw 4:03
Bulma - Are you gonna follow them?
Yajirobē - No
Bulma - Is it because you're fat?
Yajirobē - Ye
This was nothing short of brilliant... the satire at the beginning... the vulnerability of a non-SAO Kirito... the complete change in character traits of Suguha... and you somehow made the villain more menacing and despicable than in the original... oh dear god, you guys are geniuses!!!
I just LOVE how, despite all his persona's of cool tough coldness, kirito is genuinely SHAKEN by this creep. Like he is shaking and stuttering and his voice is wavering. He is absolutely terrified by this dudes vibes. Namely, I think, because of who they're directed at
Oberon: "I'm one of the most hated characters in anime!"
KaiserNeko: "I've got some ideas."
@@dervakommtvonhinten517 Why? The dude's lame, but he's not worthy of hatred. Shou Tucker on the other hand...
@@dervakommtvonhinten517 Shinji isn't even hated, except for braindead retards
Shinji Matou:"Hold my Rider!"
@@Spartan135 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@silverblade357 Shou Tucker needs to be drawn, hung then almost drowned, and lastly quartered.
*Rings bike bell*
Guard: "Hehe, yeah."
Best character ever. Full stop.
Berdyie
Timestamp: 4:01
Berdyie agree
Versace...
Versace...
Why is that name so familiar...
Versace...
*SACCHI*
*H E Y V S A U C E M I C H A E L H E R E*
死は避けられない *Y O W H A T I S G O I N O N D U D E S , S C A R C E H E R E*
**H E Y G U Y S I T S S C A R C E H E R E*
死は避けられない *B U T C A N I T D O T H I S **_____*
You didn't happen to hear anything weird last night, did you?
*Crying over Sachi*
The fact that kiritos family seemingly didn't give two shits about him being held hostage and basically being a vegetable for 2 years still absolutely blows my mind.
Japan. They barely noticed a difference.
@@dawnfire82 What?
@@АндрейКузнецов-и8т google hikikomori
I'm really not sure where you're getting that notion. They put him in the hospital for round the clock care, to be cleaned and arms and legs still exercised by nurses and to be hooked up to IV's for nutrition and fluids while he was vegetative. What more were they supposed to do? They also didn't know he was imprisoned, they just knew the people couldn't be removed from the headsets without dying and the company had no answer or cure, so they admitted him to the hospital. Have you ever cared for someone in a coma? That's not something easy to do. A trained peofessional handling it was rhe right thing. And you don't know that they didn't visit often. Just because it didn't recieve screentime doesn't mean they never cared. Also they're his aunt and uncle, his own parents passed away and he lives with his cousin (Suguha) and her parents.
@@TopAnimeLoverEverthen why does he call her sis
6:18, Nobuyuki: "She smells like innocence. "
Kirito: "I need an adult."
Nobuyuki: "I am an adult."
DailyDeusExMachina they just did a dbza reference
Hellz yeah
Nobuyuki: I will reach deep inside her and grab hold of her essence.
DailyDeusExMachina oh gawd! 😆
Shui Shi NC the worst part is, it's basically what Kazuto will do when he comes into ALO and stabs him
Come to think about it... Suguha's personality really is genius, isn't it? Not only does it show why Kirito is such an asshole, it also explains why she falls for him way better. In real life, Kirito's kind of a coward. In-game however, none of that is present, which not only explains how she never recognized him at all, even when his avatar looks so much like the real him, but it also explains what pulls her to him. The only thing she feel attracted to seems to be someone who is just as egoistic as her, or even someone who out-egoes her.
This season is gonna be fucking fantastic, I can tell already.
Yes. This. I hope this is how it goes.
hopefully it's they don't do that here thought. I just want Leafa to fall for Kirito, flirt with him till the cows come home, make a lot sexual advances to him only for Kirito to vehemently and wittingly refuse them in ways only abridged Kirito, then for Leafa to horrifyingly realise that the person she had the hots for so long was his pansy ass of a brother
Carstea Florentin That works too
CommandoDude My exact thinking
Carstea Florentin 4
aight Versachi, i know you haven’t been around long, but Asuna is many, MANY things. Innocent is NOT one them
Riley H. *Versace
shhhhhh i don’t respect him enough to care about spelling it right
@@Aerowarrier Or not calling him the name of a briefcase (which, to be clear, is a disrespect I approve of)
mans said "versachi" lmaooo
(Ver)sachi
"Oh right, you still think I'm a briefcase.
I'm Nobuyuki Sugou"
I don't know why but Kaiser's delivery made that one of my favourite lines from SAOA
I love how they made Suguha a savage instead of over exaggerated incest
They still have cllllllllllll opportunity to crack a joke about it.
it's a major improvement
I KNOW RIGHT I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW
Wait what? His sister wants to fuck him in the anime?
@@redfrog9717 Does she not know they are related or something? Or are the writers just into incest? Ah whatever.
"I'm never using the nerve gear again"
*sees some hot ass*
"Alright send me in"
We got to do what we got to do for that hot Booty
Hope his pull out game is better this time
The whole nerve gear issue would have never been a problem is the designers had watched Ghost in the Shell and learned of the importance of placing barrier devices between the computer and your headgear. Seriously if you have learned anything about full dive VR it's that firewalls will save your life
And GitS is where you can connect things directly to your brain via the back of your neck. What's the NERV gear doing wrong?
because in GITS they have firewall devices designed to stop hackers from frying your brain. (not that people actually use them in GITS) but they exist
When Kirito walked into Asuna's hospital room, I said to myself, "how could they possibly satirise this scene?"
Then they made a joke comparing euthanasia to forced marriage
Was not disappointed
KaiserNeko's range kills me every time. Want him to be the time-traveling Trunks? Done! Want him to be the creepy-ass villain Sugou? Done! Want him to be the one of the Valentine brothers? Done! Want him to be a French mercenary? DONE AND DONE.
This has been a KaiserNeko appreciation post.
The fact that I had no idea about more than half of those being the same guy speaks volumes to his abilities...
Didn't realize the villain was voiced by Trunks. Since Mr Perfect Cell was S1 villain who's going to be S3 villain between Vegeta, Goku, and Bulma
Lani (Vegeta, Piccolo, Krillin) is the logical choice to complete the TeamFourStar trifecta in a future SAOA arc
*Sometimes*
*late at night*
*I can still hear it*
*tearing*
*Same*
any guy who didn't cringe at the thought of that has balls of steel.
Congratulations! You've made Suguo even more disgusting than he was before! That is a herculean accomplishment!
Seriously, when Suguo leaned in *way* too close to Kirito and said "Satisfaction" (8:38 btw), it coulda led to some... unfortunate occurrences.
That IS an accomplishment. The only good part of ALO is watching him be cut off at the hips and them impaled through the face
It also makes sense now why her father happened to make marriage arrangements for her daughter while she was in a fucking coma.
What?! how.
Cos her father is an asshole that just cares about money instead of someone we are supposed to think actually cares about Asuna.
Was it worth the wait? Yes.
Am I mad I have to wait? Maybe.
Is Kirito's sister my favorite character in this series? Yes.
Suguha is really just a real-life Kirito. What Kazuto wishes he was, but he doesn't have any real strength.
Funniest thing is, when Kirito did it in a game, people called him a psycho, when Sugaha is like that in real life, its just better than the incest plot 😂
Oh yeah I forgot that all the survivors would have extreme PTSD
They turned Suguha into a bitch...and it's magnificent.
Robert Hallford way better than the bland ass character in the normal show
I wonder if she is still going to be into him later on. I can't decide if Kirito is going to be too weirded out to say anything or if he is going to lord it all over her like the bastard he is once the truth comes out.
I imagine that if they keep that plot-line, then the current relationship dynamic they have is to build on that reveal and make it better, sorta like what they did with Kirito and Asuna before.
Alucard: She is sassy as fuck holy shit like her.
JGCR 45 Yeah In the anime Kirito seems like he doesnt even care
The end of this arc's gonna be a real good time to bring back the "pissed off nerd with admin privileges" line.
I agree!
Yea
And a great opportunity to edit that kirito did in fact throat slit sugou
I can't wait to watch that episode in 2030.
@@axelnilsson5124 "God, you're pathetic. I'll let the police decide how to deal with you. I don't want your stinking blood on my hands."
"R-really?"
"Noooo."
I like the "hehe ye" from the dude at the gate when he rings his bike bell. Man just sounds so delighted
Kirito - "... funny enough Asuna's already married, to me! I mean it was in a video game so I don't actually know how legally binding that is. but still it's the principle tha- oh god what are you doing?!"
Dang this series has *SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* many quoteables
Z24hourgamer
yes!!
You know it baby
Holy fuck his sister is savage as fuck.
Much better than the original wincest version of her.
When are their ideas not better than the original?
I guess savagery comes in the family.
Kishibe Rohan ten bucks says yhe shoe horn in the winsest anyway
kirito's soft apology for calling her a potato is killing me!
Because he's actually a little afraid of her. As he should be.
Good
Kirto is an unbearable asshole, yet weak and scared at the same time. Ahhh, still so much better than Jesus-kun.
He is maybe the prince of the douchebags, but not with the people he actually loves: Asuna and Yui.
“She smells like innocence.”
Well, if the last 11 episodes are any indication, your olfactory nerves are fucked.
well he Is a asshole , so he acustomed to the smell
I want to see where kirito joins Alfeim the name "Kirito" has already been taken because of how famous he was and he has to make something dumb up
Sirwafflegeorge kiritomato
Mmhm, a bit after SAO came out here, you saw kids with the name littered over all the MMO's.
He will have to be the new "Ballsdeep69" because no one else would take it!
We need Kinkito
Balls deep 69
9:42 I love the king of ashes tweet, and I love how Kirito even liked it
“I FOUND YOU YOU SUNUVABICH! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR FATE! I WILL SPLAY YOUR ORGANS OVER MY OWN ORGAN! YOU CAN TRY TO RUN, BUT YOU CANNOT RUN FROM THE ONE, THE ONLY, KING OF ASHES!”
#SplayDemOrgans #YouCannotEscape #Hastag
It gets even better
Remember how Kirito used to comment on Asuna's best food that "this tasted like ash in my mouth", and that he replies to him with "Have it your way"? It's a joke about how Burger King food tastes like shit
This series is gold
“Have it your way.”
10:05 Anyone else notice Silica on his Twitter feed before now?
And If You Search His Twitter Account...
*It Actually Exist... You Can Also Read Their Tweets Yourself* 🤣
@@imashadow699
Hold. Up trying this
I wonder if they'll fix the problem the original series had with Asuna in this part?
*Asuna spits in Sugou's face*
Ha ha. Yeah they did. Asuna do what Asuna does.
Now I wonder how leafa will be played. We see regular sugu already so I have high hopes.
You have great taste in videos my man. Witty comments in my favorite YT Videos
Not a big fan of Sugu, though. Like, I'm okay with her picking on Kirito, but I don't think siblings should ever be THAT cruel. That's just not right. It doesn't even give me the same comedic effect either.
Axis do you have siblings m8?
That's how me and my brother are all the time
Three. An older brother, older sister, and younger sister. We have arguments, and I sometimes get into fights with my brother, but never once have we ever belittled each other to the extent that I just saw here. This was just downright cruel.
“The ‘real’ hero of this tale: Noboyuki Sugou”
“Oh right you still think I’m a briefcase. I’M Noboyuki Sugou”
"Oh god why'd I word it that way? "
Me every time I open my mouth
so me
I now your pain
i'm not sure if i should say it's sad or a good thing that not many do
Could you imagine if they get to GGO and Death Gun is revealed to be the King of Ashes.
OutrageousBrit Better yet, Fluffles.
EldestDragon YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Aw God XD
@Evan Gellion thought they were doing the whole series
I would say Jeffery but red eyed zasa was with him
I don't care what the wait is. I submit to the Kirito is Always Right Foundation.
Jamaal Nowlin indeed
*sniffs Asuna’s hair*
“She smells like innocents”
Me: *screaming while having d.gray man flashbacks*
I don’t like how that was intended.
Whyyyyy did you have to bring this back? I buried that memory so far into my memory...
AHHHHHHHHHH PTSD AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A wonderful reference
Something tells me I don’t want to know what this is
I was so annoyed when I saw Asuna sitting as a quiet, dainty little damsel in that cage... and then she spat in his face. Now THAT'S the Asuna we all know and love.
The moment she spat at Sugou's face....that made my day XD
OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS BACK
Was she even a good character?
@Shakiel In the abridged series? Yes. In canon? ... well she wasn't the worst.
that one moment kind of fixes a large issue with that arc. Asuna in SAO was a badass warrior, then they reduce her to a damsel in distress. Was nice to see she still had some fight in her.
“How would you describe Nobuyuki Sugou?”
“Well let me put it this way: Take the most horrific, awful thing you can think of... and multiply it by cancer!”
This very abridge series: Episode 3 (they're just not talking about Sugou).
Just remember to Jump! Jump!
Nailed it
The bandits are coming!
and yet, somehow he is even worse in this.
Glad to see Asuna hasn’t changed at all, and that Suguha is completely different. Never thought I would be looking forward to an episode of the fucking Fairy Dance arc, but here we are.
The Duel of The Fates playing in the background during Kirito and his sister's sparring match was one of the best additions in SAO Abridged. 😂
Welp time for another boring day...
*sees sao abridged notification*
O SHIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you guys are geniuses.
i had no idea how you would handle that whole cage thing. But wow!
this made my day
I'm so ready for the "Kirito Is Always Right Foundation" TM
Wait, I think I just realized something.
Kirito to someone who only wanted to possess their wife: “you killed your wife because she wouldn’t get in the kitchen and make you a sandwich?!”
Sugo, who wants to possess his future wife: says asuna wants a sandwich press and imitates her saying she wants to make him sandwiches
Was this intentional? Or is it a coincidence?
This was on purpose. SAOA's writers are brilliant.
These people don't do coincidences.
Fuck The Last Jedi, THIS is the Christmas gift I wanted...
...ah hell, I know I'm gonna go see it too.
Edit: Boy, looking back, this was a comment that did not age well.
TheNN They both are our Christmas Gifts.
Lol
we all are buddy, we all. 20 more hours till I see it
absolutely yes!
SAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEE
ITS BACK! More Abridged.
Lieutenant S ITS HERE ITS HERE YAY
Fuck yeah 🖕😈🖕
IT IS!!!
Bless
I thought it was dead
thank god it's not
Yay!
You know you're epic writers when you can make me excited about getting to watch the plot of SAO 1.5 again!
so true
The hospital scene is more powerful in this than the actual anime
Every scene here is more powerful than in the actual anime
Everything about SAOA is extremely more powerful that OG SAO, well Alicization Part 1 was cool but that's it
@@leereredone9418 Yea, I enjoyed the og but abridged being better is a given at this point
Oh My God.
*OH MY GOD*
*IT'S BAAACK*
I have waited ten thousand years for this, I am not disappointed
I have waited twelve thousand and seventeen years for this, and then some.
lakamokolaka
I am so happy right now. I love how they turned kirito into Napoleon dynamite
I love SAOA
Welp. I guess IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!
Was that a Team Four Star Vegeta reference
6:18 "She smells like innocence... [*licks lips in the rapiest way possible*]
MURIEL! BRING ME ME MALLET!!
Peter Daniels Ah, Courage the Cowardly Dog. Nightmare fuel that was never truly nightmare fuel
speak for yourself. Night of the Weremole and King Ramses's curse gave me nightmares
Jesus....it is to 8 year olds watching it for the first time..... **Shudders** decade later and there is still trauma
Sponsor Man
Say that while some mexican midget has a nationwide ad wave that compels you to ingest ludacris amounts of Mexican snacks till you're a Deviant Art wet dream.
There was only one episode that was truly scary for me.
Suguha is the most sadistic yet hilarious character ever, well in abridged at least, in the original she's all about incest.
tf why. i only watched the abridged
@@12wholepizzas13 an unfortunate thing thats SOMEHOW slipping into normalcy, were the protagonist's own blood-related siblings fall into his harem of love interests
Sugu: Wait you're... Kirito?...
Kazuto: ... No... No no no...
*For the next few hours they take turns vomiting*
Fire puppies beautiful I’d want this to actually be in the abridged
As much as I want to see this happening Im glad they left out the incest thing in this version.
They avoid that bullet in chapter 14.
@@N12015 hahah yeah Thats a relief. She knows and I think this is going to be funnier than just one punchline like the one in the first comment. Cuz its going to continue for longer and she'll be using this chance to mock him which he'll respond with his smart ass attitude plus we'll see kirito slowly relizing his sister was making fun of him the entire time. Hopefully we'll get an actual "fixing family relationships arc" better than the original one. Cuz kirito is changed and stuff "went through a characher development" and since she knows who he is she will notice, grow respect for brother. He will get to know his sister better. Grow respect for sister and such. I can already see the buildup for this. God I love SWE.
"hehe ye" - guard 2017
Best quote
Best part of the whole video I died
Do you know the time stamp
4:40 "I'm not letting you pull the plug Sir!" Wtf XD
Coming back after episode 17 and it's revelations and... wow. Just... So much of this hits differently now.
Ikr. The reveals down the road completely flip the dynamic on its head in hindsight.
It was already revealed back in episode 14 via subtext from Yui's analysis of Leafa.
It was already revealed back in episode 14 via subtext from Yui's analysis of Leafa.
Guess what?
Suguha is even a more Kirito than Kirito himself that she's beating Kitito up in such a Kirito-ish way that Kirito is not Kirito anymore. Guess that runs in the family.
“Kitito” lol
This one Sentence has More "Kirito" in it than the entirety of the spriggan race
This is leaving up to there fight huh.
Hope suguha does fall in love with "Kirito" not realizing she and Kazuto are the same people and Kazuto lords it over for the rest of ever. Give her a taste of her own medicine
@Anwar Samia I feel like, Leafa and Kirito are gonna do it.They then will both realise they are cousins and end up like Kirito when he had to listen silica's life. Slamming their heads against a table screaming "no, no No, NO" . Shit would be so damn funny.
@@Jakezillagfw Pros and cons of labotomy via soup spoon?
“Hey Suguha, you remember when you said I wouldn’t make much use of it?”
“Ohhhhh no...”
“Yeah you remember that?”
“Nonononono...”
“Hehe, you know you liked it...”
“NO NO NO NO”
“It was hilarious when you said daddy...”
“FUUUUUUUUUUUU-“
*intro plays*
@@shaneyy__ you forgot to add the *face desking*
I just watched the new so and her character is giving me joygasams just thinking about the absolute hell kirito is going to put her through
Wait, he is marrying his daughter off to a old guy?
Hmmm...
*Googles Asuna's age*
Ah hell, this is easy!
>One call to the FBI later<
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
"FBI, OPEN UP!!!"
It's Japan
16 is considered adult
@@hubazubax Not how the age of consent works in Japan, while 13 is TECHNICALLY the minimum age of consent, most prefectures have their own laws that raise it to 18. So it's still probably illegal
@@hubazubax Age of Consent Laws, yes.
She's in a goddamn coma. How doth one consent when they are in a goddamn coma?
@@hubazubax That's only in one providence
Hüseyin Koçak She’s not exactly consenting though, is she?
The abridged series is the canon show in my eyes. The original series doesn't exist.
goreycinema
Oh you too?
goreycinema The original is the abridged with poor plot remakes and harem-esque plotlines told by a high school student.
This is the original with compelling characters the people watching can relate to.
The Big Blue like Gordy vs. Babe: essentially the same story except done in a more professional and better way, albeit a few years later.
goreycinema yeah but it could’ve been better without the dick ripping off part
This is the original series (;
Think's Asuna's medical bills are costing too much money
Goes and buys a Ferrari
Father of the year.
That goes to show Asuna's father is the father of the year... NOT!
rich people in a nutshell
better father than goku
He can afford a Ferrari now he sold off his daughter
Who ever got to do the Guard's line makes me the happiest person alive
I just noticed that XD, sounds like octopimp
@@RAMZAVFX he he, ye
*HE HE, YE*
Gets me every time. 😂
Nikolas Holmes Hehe Ye
1:55 - hearing 'Duel of the fates' in the background while Suguha and Kazuto are swordfighting is absolutely astonishing
After Episode 11 came out, I thought to myself, "there's no way they can top this. It's fucking golden." Then I saw Episode 12. It was amazing. I mean, it still didn't beat Episode 11. Literally nothing even comes close to that 35 minutes of abject lols. But it's still great.
Shit dude... Y'all did Kirito right. We actually get to see the insecure and not-so-tough side to him he has in the real world instead of his online persona. In the physical world he's just a teenager, and we're seeing how everything is kinda shitty for him, setting up his return to the virtual world quite well. Additionally, when he finally overcomes Briefcase in the real world at the end, it means so much more that he was able to be strong even outside a game. Well done y'all. Also Suguha is waaay better than the original.
How the fuck did they manage to make Briefcase EVEN MORE DISTURBING
It is why SAO Abridged is so much better than the original. They put in all the legwork for the big emotional payoff to be effective.
I’m going to tell Mom! - most badass main character 2017
"Hey, all I know is, you leave the house for hours at a time and come home crying. Y'know, like *bitches* do."
10/10 best line
So Kiritos dickery runs through the family huh?
AWESOME
Nugi Gurasashvili very agreed
Now we, know who picked on him and made him such an, a22 in the game.
You joke but most recent episode indicates that their grandfather was a dick also
I may be late for work, but how could I NOT click on this as soon as I saw it?!
Suguha's already a million, million times better than her canon form, Asuna's dad's more consistent and Asuna isn't a doormat. You're already working your magic, SWE! And here I assumed you would just skip this arc altogether :D
9:41 The King of Ashes returning is just the prelude.....
FOR DON FLUFFLES
manuel verastegui OMG yes.
O shit
I think we've seen deathgun already right? Isn't he the guy hearing Jesus telling him to kill folks?
Ellimist000 His name is Jeff. I'm really hoping it's him or Don Fluffles.
Love how he had a Burger King prof pic and Kirito responded “have it your way”
Actually, the relationship between Kirito and Asuna seems more legit here...
I get the feeling that Fluffles is gonna be a background joke, like this cat that's constantly stalking Kazuto
Djinsin Who knows? He might ve the one to manipulate the factions into helping Kirito. Or inversely, he could be the leader of the Salamanders as they systematically take over the game.
Then we find out Don Fluffles is Sugou' s cat.