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There was an issue of Spider girl when May went back in time and accidentally started fighting one of Jamesons spider slayer bots. He noticed spider man was acting kinda effeminate, and had a moral attack since the way she acted in this instance. made him think spiderman might be gay. He had a minor breakdown, panicking was the reason he was so focused on taking down spiderman due to homophobia some subtle... No that's not it, he couldn't have known if spiderman was gay, and even if he was that wouldn't change the fact that he was a masked menace that needed to be stopped.
Say what you want about Jameson, but he's always been based. If he actually legitimately figured out Peter was Spider-Man all along, he'd probably respect the hustle of Peter selling selfies to him.
It’s said that people who hate everyone equally hate one group more than others. And with Jameson, that is true. The group he hates happens to be composed entirely of Spider-Man.
Realistically spider man would probably have a patreon. One of his issues with money is he can't license himself, patron he could ask for support and show some sweet pics of him fighting crime.
Why the heck didn't he think of this idea sooner he's struggling to pay rent and that web fluid costs money to produce why doesn't he just use a patreon to make it a tiny bit easier, he doesn't have to advertise everyone will be searching online for him and find his site and most of new York loves him
@@herogames935 Timeline issues- plus he still has to have an account to get the money from, so any villian could just try getting someone to hack that and find out the money goes to Peter Parker.
But even before patreon, he is a member of Avengers and helped with big league heroes. Like he might have connections to start a business, resources, or whatever he needs for livelihood. Plus 90's did evolve him to become a professional photographer (plus MJ being a supermodel), a school teacher (not well-paid, but steady...plus MJ is the breadwinner as well), and as of recently a corporate executive after realizing that he can make products based on his gadgets.
@@timothycarney9652 with Parker buying components and leaving them on rooftop so that Spider-Man could come and collect them later... which is basically what Peter was doing anyways. Every second Marvel villain knows Peter works "for" Spider-Man, they basically bully him every time they need to make contact with his alter-ego.
Also, that version of the "spider-sense" is similar to a style from other older Spider-Man cartoons from the 70s and 90s. These guys clearly have seen their share of Spider-Man cartoons.
Unless he happens to check within an hour, it'll dissolve and leave no evidence behind. A rather clever feature included mainly so that nobody has enough time to properly analyze the webbing.
When Jamison goes to the closest. Jamison: What the hell!? Spider-man jizzed webbing all over my closet. How did he even get in here? Only me and Parker were in the room. That sick perverted menace.
The full body pixel animation on this one is very good. Even if the characters don’t “move” much, their expressions, reactions and talk were very on point
"What's white-symbiote goo?" "Webbing all over his face." Dear, God, I won't be able to watch that scene in No Way Home without thinking of this. Thanks, Dorkly.
I remember in one comics it's was address that Peter Parker's picture of Spiderman is awful and amateurish at best, one of the Jonah J. Jameson actually buy it is because after learning how one of Peter's love one died (Uncle Ben) he wants to help the poor lad. Honestly my favorite part of his character is while he hated Spiderman he cares about Peter.
Even if its another literal Pokedex entry, I'm up for it... im always up.. doctor says I should get more sleep, but na I cant ... I cant seem to find a way to sleep.... the voices keep me awake
@@traythechosen1381 yeah they're good but that's like 99% of their recent uploads nowadays. The old Dorkly used to be more varied with its uploads, it didn't feel like every week we only got those damned Literal Pokedex Entry videos and the moment Dorkly uploads something different it's a goddamn motherfucking saving grace. I think it's because Pokefans are eating that Literal Pokedex shit up, which means they're more profitable and therefore started the boom of Pokedex Entry videos that started around Dorkly's resurgence, but come on, would it hurt to go by 2 months without another fucking Literal Pokedex Entry video?
The unexpectedly positive moment of Jameson actually giving the real speech about why people need to lay off sex workers was very unexpected but probably not unwelcome. Glad to hear it outside of the BDSM community on a media platform helping reinvent that perception even in a joke. I mean that's how many platforms for positive change start.
no, being a sex worker is not a good thing. i don't think it should be a crime or anything but people who sell and people who buy are perverts with issues and we should all try to help them not do things like that.
@@calentinestrider8368 nobody just decides to be a prostitute, these girls are not just always in danger by doing that line of work but they normally get in it for sad reasons and only therapy can help.
@@DallasdotMPEG "nobody just decides to be a prostitute" Some do. Some people genuinely do open OnlyFans and strip and prostitute themselves out of their own free will. Not every sex worker is a victim of sex trafficking. People like you would rather demonize sex workers by telling them they need therapy and are mentally ill "perverts" than demonize the pimps who sell people and make said market a dangerous place. On a level, you're right that even willing prostitutes are in danger, but the solution to that is to make sex work not a demonized thing anymore. The demonization and stigmatization of sex work only gives the pimps and traffickers power. It's the same as drugs, if you legalized it you could regulate it and make it safer and cause less abuse of it.
Peter Parker walks in, sees aunt may posing for onlyfans and she finds out he's Spiderman by using the same computer he does. Cause they can only afford one computer.
Sweet! It's nice to see more than just Pokedex Entries if they're real videos and it's an even more pleasant surprise to see a Marvel parody animation for the first time in ages. Well made.
I think people wouldn't even bother with Harley only fans since she pretty much wear tight outfits out in public anyway and have a jealous sociopathic boyfriend who would kill anyone following her account, I can't say the same for superman though 😉😏. Unrelated note, can Clark feel anything physical or he's body just cancels out only pain (if he couldn't feel any physical sensations then how can he enjoy sex)
@@Merlincat007 depends if you're defending the online girls or the girls on the streets... Girls out on the streets def need safer environments. All these online girls calling themselves sex workers is like a subway worker saying they are a sandwich engineer.
@@WideMouth "They can just get a real job" Prostitution is literally the world's OLDEST job. I'm pretty sure that counts as "real". And to speak to @Brimstone, yes the girls on the streets do need safer environments, but not by demonizing sex work. That's the issue, people always say they care about the girls but their answer is always demonizing the work and trying to ban it, which only gives underground abusive pimps more power in the shadows. Legalizing consensual adult work, much like legalizing drugs, would lead to proper regulations, safety concerns, better mental health for workers, and a destruction of underground sex rings.
Spider-Man and Wolverine are Marvel's favourite sex appeal characters. The amount of times we have had comic of them in suggestive poses seems to be more than female characters
Oh my gosh!! You must have gotten the assets from the old Spider-Man cartoon maker game!! I spent so many hours playing that. Wish I could have made stuff like this though.
If Ultron had 10,000,000 OnlyFans... if Thanos snapped away half of the OnlyFans... if Bruce Banner let you pay tokens to make him angrier... if Mr Fantastic's OnlyFans got more views than Sue Storm... the possibilities are endless.
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Peter is surprisingly bad at keeping his identity a secret.
spoiler fact:
he gave away his identy in MCU which shows how much he's even more bad
Not to mention the Ultimate Universe Spidey.
It helps that his social circle is completely oblivious.
Amazing
Fact
To be fair, Peter selling pictures of himself (in costume) to Jameson directly was kinda his version of Onlyfans way before Onlyfans...
Peter gets an extra bonus if Spider-man's costume are ripped, physically hurt and showing his toned body. :joke: XD
@@sainttan i mean lets face it. People would pay for that sort of shot.
Not to mention unconscious spidey down in the dirt with the villain looming ‘’platonically’ over him.. that one’s a classic.
True
@@GearWukong wonder if spider-gwen had to do that..... >:)
This is the very first video where the characters are seen in actual full view instead of smaller versions. Dorkly is always full of surprises!
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@@AxxLAfriku how about no
Yes
@@AxxLAfriku I'll leave the haters with their opinion and won't watch your vids.
Actually no, just go for older vids
“White symbiote goo” was something I did not need to hear today.
I can only think of anti-venom
It's nightmare time
@@dajohnniesanders6997 i actualy did too
I think he meant c&#
hear*
The fact that they keep Jameson’s civil rights support entirely intact is impressive
There was an issue of Spider girl when May went back in time and accidentally started fighting one of Jamesons spider slayer bots. He noticed spider man was acting kinda effeminate, and had a moral attack since the way she acted in this instance. made him think spiderman might be gay. He had a minor breakdown, panicking was the reason he was so focused on taking down spiderman due to homophobia some subtle... No that's not it, he couldn't have known if spiderman was gay, and even if he was that wouldn't change the fact that he was a masked menace that needed to be stopped.
@@thegayhare huh, neat. What issue was that? I vaguely remember but can't put my finger on it.
@@einflys4984 looked it up that was issue 11 of spider girl. Spidergirl was a lot of fun
@@thegayhare much appreciated mate!
Say what you want about Jameson, but he's always been based. If he actually legitimately figured out Peter was Spider-Man all along, he'd probably respect the hustle of Peter selling selfies to him.
I never thought Dorkly would make a animation like this again like it’s been years
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The funny thing is, in canon, Jameson has always been about equal rights for everyone not named Spider-Man.
And if this were the real world, you could hardly blame his general anti-supers attitude.
It’s said that people who hate everyone equally hate one group more than others. And with Jameson, that is true. The group he hates happens to be composed entirely of Spider-Man.
@@Dynaman21 so going with that logic, people who love everyone equally would love a particular group more?
I guess that balances out the constant libel and his funding of creating super villains
Have you seen Mr beast yeah people just hate to hate
Realistically spider man would probably have a patreon. One of his issues with money is he can't license himself, patron he could ask for support and show some sweet pics of him fighting crime.
Why the heck didn't he think of this idea sooner he's struggling to pay rent and that web fluid costs money to produce why doesn't he just use a patreon to make it a tiny bit easier, he doesn't have to advertise everyone will be searching online for him and find his site and most of new York loves him
@@herogames935 Timeline issues- plus he still has to have an account to get the money from, so any villian could just try getting someone to hack that and find out the money goes to Peter Parker.
@@timothycarney9652 or have it look like a charity
But even before patreon, he is a member of Avengers and helped with big league heroes.
Like he might have connections to start a business, resources, or whatever he needs for livelihood.
Plus 90's did evolve him to become a professional photographer (plus MJ being a supermodel), a school teacher (not well-paid, but steady...plus MJ is the breadwinner as well), and as of recently a corporate executive after realizing that he can make products based on his gadgets.
@@timothycarney9652 with Parker buying components and leaving them on rooftop so that Spider-Man could come and collect them later... which is basically what Peter was doing anyways. Every second Marvel villain knows Peter works "for" Spider-Man, they basically bully him every time they need to make contact with his alter-ego.
Props for using 90s characters designs in this one!
Ya they are just so familiar ya know
The season 2 and up design too
Also, that version of the "spider-sense" is similar to a style from other older Spider-Man cartoons from the 70s and 90s. These guys clearly have seen their share of Spider-Man cartoons.
I can't imagine the sheer amount of webbing that was suspiciously (though scandalously) scattered all over Mr. Jameson's closet.
Hopefully, it's the kind that dissolves after an hour.
Unless he happens to check within an hour, it'll dissolve and leave no evidence behind. A rather clever feature included mainly so that nobody has enough time to properly analyze the webbing.
When Jamison goes to the closest.
Jamison: What the hell!? Spider-man jizzed webbing all over my closet. How did he even get in here? Only me and Parker were in the room. That sick perverted menace.
@@kylepessell1350also, it's impossible for anyone who's been webbed up in a building or whatever to just die of thirst
This was either less disturbing then what I'm used to from you guys, or I'm just broken by Dorkly :')
you are broken. we all are.
Could be both.
@@matthewelliott7294 Exactly my thought.
Agreed I was expecting something darker🤗
It’s a bit disgusting but other than that it’s not bad
The full body pixel animation on this one is very good. Even if the characters don’t “move” much, their expressions, reactions and talk were very on point
This brings a whole new meaning to “here comes the spider man”
While clearly being based on the 90's animated series, they missed just one thing: Spidey getting his ass handed to him and yelling "ugh"
We aren't ready for Toby Maguire and Andrew Garfield having frisky times with Tom Holland yet.
*DON'T GIVE THE INTERNET IDEAS.*
@@thescarvedinsect I don't think they need the internet to tell them to do what they've already done
We are... We so are.
The yaoi fangirls are already at work.
Then don’t see No Way Home…
This new animation looks so great!
This is the most fluid animation you guys have ever done. Kudos.
Which Beast Wars character us ur pfp?
@@CosmicG777 Fractyl (90s Botcon Terrorsaur repaint).
"What's white-symbiote goo?"
"Webbing all over his face."
Dear, God, I won't be able to watch that scene in No Way Home without thinking of this.
Thanks, Dorkly.
I read that last line as “Thanks, Daddy.”
@@BamaMophi -_- Please don't.
@@michma121 yes
Well at least we know it's not the Tom Holland or Andrew Garfield spider man Since we know damn well they don't have organic webbing
This is VERY well animated. I am impressed.
BTW, I can't unhear Tails' voice at 1:05.
I remember in one comics it's was address that Peter Parker's picture of Spiderman is awful and amateurish at best, one of the Jonah J. Jameson actually buy it is because after learning how one of Peter's love one died (Uncle Ben) he wants to help the poor lad. Honestly my favorite part of his character is while he hated Spiderman he cares about Peter.
The fact that Peter's phone keeps ringing is funny!! 🤣
I actually love the on point reference to the sex worker dichotomy that seems to never be addressed.
It wasn't something I expected to be addressed in a Dorkly short, but damn it makes me happy to have been following for as long as I have. ^_^
Sex workers deserve ZERO respect.
@@elijahechicagobearsboyd5734 Ooh, edgy.
As long as it's not just another literal Pokedex entry I'm up for it
Literal pokedex entries are good though
Even if its another literal Pokedex entry, I'm up for it... im always up.. doctor says I should get more sleep, but na I cant ... I cant seem to find a way to sleep.... the voices keep me awake
It's Tall Diglett isn't it?
I agree the literal pokedex entries have be put out so much that they arent really funny anymore just kinda awkward and poorly timed
@@traythechosen1381 yeah they're good but that's like 99% of their recent uploads nowadays. The old Dorkly used to be more varied with its uploads, it didn't feel like every week we only got those damned Literal Pokedex Entry videos and the moment Dorkly uploads something different it's a goddamn motherfucking saving grace.
I think it's because Pokefans are eating that Literal Pokedex shit up, which means they're more profitable and therefore started the boom of Pokedex Entry videos that started around Dorkly's resurgence, but come on, would it hurt to go by 2 months without another fucking Literal Pokedex Entry video?
The unexpectedly positive moment of Jameson actually giving the real speech about why people need to lay off sex workers was very unexpected but probably not unwelcome. Glad to hear it outside of the BDSM community on a media platform helping reinvent that perception even in a joke. I mean that's how many platforms for positive change start.
no, being a sex worker is not a good thing. i don't think it should be a crime or anything but people who sell and people who buy are perverts with issues and we should all try to help them not do things like that.
@@DallasdotMPEG sex work is not a bad thing dude, chill.
@@calentinestrider8368 You say that because you're not educated on the matter at all you're ignorant on it.
@@calentinestrider8368 nobody just decides to be a prostitute, these girls are not just always in danger by doing that line of work but they normally get in it for sad reasons and only therapy can help.
@@DallasdotMPEG "nobody just decides to be a prostitute"
Some do. Some people genuinely do open OnlyFans and strip and prostitute themselves out of their own free will. Not every sex worker is a victim of sex trafficking. People like you would rather demonize sex workers by telling them they need therapy and are mentally ill "perverts" than demonize the pimps who sell people and make said market a dangerous place. On a level, you're right that even willing prostitutes are in danger, but the solution to that is to make sex work not a demonized thing anymore. The demonization and stigmatization of sex work only gives the pimps and traffickers power. It's the same as drugs, if you legalized it you could regulate it and make it safer and cause less abuse of it.
love that Peter has his 90s Animated design
I want pictures of Spider-Man
0:16 *Tails and EarthWorm Jim from Sonic For Hire*
"Parker, why does your face keep going half-spider-man with all those lines coming off it?"
"It's a chronic medical condition in my family."
The fact they made it look like the 90's cartoon is what impressed me.
Deadpool would be drooling all over this.
Not cool, Peter; Hacking Spidey's phone like that. He's just trying to make a living.
I dunno about anyone else- But I really like how all of this animation was pixel perfect lol. Very much a very good animation!!
The rant about sex works is something I can actually picture JJJ saying.
I appreciate the versions of JJJ that are basically right about everything EXCEPT Spider-Man.
@@EmperorSeth JJJ on Mutants and Inhumans: They deserve rights just like the rest of us.
JJJ on Spider-People: THEY'RE MENACES!
Live Chat: Gimmie some of that Web-Action
This one was pretty smart, surely it should become a series.
"What's white symbiote goo?"
I always had my suspicions about Jameson...
Considering Spider-Man straight up became a streamer in the comics I can see him doing something like this
I mean he is a teenager who shoots his sticky white stuff everywhere soooooo...
Yeah.
What 💀?
How can mr jameson not hear peter reading his Texts?
Just to celebrate Spider-Man: No Way Home
Because aunt may kicked him out after she found out
coz of white symbiote goo on the face
This is so realistic
Peter Parker walks in, sees aunt may posing for onlyfans and she finds out he's Spiderman by using the same computer he does. Cause they can only afford one computer.
i was cracking up the whole time 😂😭
Sweet! It's nice to see more than just Pokedex Entries if they're real videos and it's an even more pleasant surprise to see a Marvel parody animation for the first time in ages. Well made.
You know Deadpool has a subscription
I wonder what harley Quinn's or superman's onlyfans will be like
I think people wouldn't even bother with Harley only fans since she pretty much wear tight outfits out in public anyway and have a jealous sociopathic boyfriend who would kill anyone following her account, I can't say the same for superman though 😉😏. Unrelated note, can Clark feel anything physical or he's body just cancels out only pain (if he couldn't feel any physical sensations then how can he enjoy sex)
Dorkly is really getting good with this 8-bit animation. Like I first noticed it with Kevin but like this really sells it.
J. Jonah Jameson: Unexpected Ally.
Okay this was a bit mesed up but i actually think JJJ would do it 💀
"White Symbiote Goo"
So Jameson wants Spiderman to become Antivenom ? Weird $50 Onlyfans Request but it could've been way worse
Yeah, it could have been a $40 request! That would have been much worse!
Love how the designs are based off of 90s animated series; great choice!
The animation in this was excellent!
We need part 2 of this.
First Batman and now Spider-Man don't stop Dorkly
Using the same character design from the 90s spiderman animated series is genius
What’s white symbiote goo
It’s called the anti venom hospital treatment
Eyyy a new dorkly video that continues the old style and kinda modernized it nice
This is actually a good argument for the legalization of consentual, adult sex work.
Not really. They can just get a real job and not be degenerate.
@@WideMouth Thats kinda degenerate thinking of you lol
@@WideMouth Maayybe educate yourself.
@@Merlincat007 depends if you're defending the online girls or the girls on the streets... Girls out on the streets def need safer environments. All these online girls calling themselves sex workers is like a subway worker saying they are a sandwich engineer.
@@WideMouth "They can just get a real job"
Prostitution is literally the world's OLDEST job. I'm pretty sure that counts as "real".
And to speak to @Brimstone, yes the girls on the streets do need safer environments, but not by demonizing sex work. That's the issue, people always say they care about the girls but their answer is always demonizing the work and trying to ban it, which only gives underground abusive pimps more power in the shadows. Legalizing consensual adult work, much like legalizing drugs, would lead to proper regulations, safety concerns, better mental health for workers, and a destruction of underground sex rings.
“White symbiote goo.”
Please tell me you mean Anti-Venom…
I hope it’s not what I think it is.
I love that you used the 90s animated versions of Peter and Jonah 😂
Love your content!
Dorkly moving up to 16bit!
Jameson's sex workers rant was hilarious and very based lmao
I'm sensing a new series of Dorkly😏.
I want this to be a series
“How’d you hack Spider-Man’s phone Parker?”
I died
It's amazing that the 1st request wasn't "on the menu" but he still obliged anyway
1:37 i thought it was a long thing for a second
You gotta make more of this stuff!!
Peter Parker was selling pictures of himself BEFORE it was cool.
This is really good quality. I'm glad you guys could find a company that helps you get enough money to survive. Love this channel.
Who, who thought of this.
*sees three Spider-Men*
“I have the perfect idea”
What's white symbiote how you hack spidey's phone Parker?
Spider-Man and Wolverine are Marvel's favourite sex appeal characters. The amount of times we have had comic of them in suggestive poses seems to be more than female characters
Uhhh JJJ is enjoying this too much....
Oh my gosh!! You must have gotten the assets from the old Spider-Man cartoon maker game!! I spent so many hours playing that. Wish I could have made stuff like this though.
Yes this needs to be a series now
FR could get all the superheros in on it, i would love to see one with Batman and Gordon
This was a really solid animation and a really funny one too
Can we get more of these, but for other characters? This could be a great, and VERY funny, new series! 😂😂😂
If Ultron had 10,000,000 OnlyFans... if Thanos snapped away half of the OnlyFans... if Bruce Banner let you pay tokens to make him angrier... if Mr Fantastic's OnlyFans got more views than Sue Storm... the possibilities are endless.
Love the use of the old Spider-man Cartoon maker game from the 90s sprites.
Spidey really blew it this time
J Jonah sounds like Tails that time he got rich and became all douchey.
I don't know if I should be weirded out or laugh at this
Oh lord... Jamerson is a spidey fanboy......
I'm appreciating that he used 90's spiderman in sprite form lol
Holy crap this wasn't a pokedex entry. love it!!!!
Jesus christ jameson your married and have a kid.
Up the amount Parker those are rookie numbers
Do i smell a series, or do I only want to smell one?
Ah,“White symbiote goo”... It is, out of this world!
Jameson wants to be Spiderman's Daddy
I just saw a picture of shuckles and instantly remembered this channel, I’m glad I found it again.
I’m not into OnlyFans but I’d definitely sign up if Spider-Man had one 😉
THIS ISNT OLD MAN SONIC
Wasn't expecting that at all.
You can't cut it off right there! I demand to know how Peter Parker hacked Spider-Man's phone!
now this is an angle yall should focus on. Its smart. Deep. And funny. Much different than other material, iMHO
Imagine if this is a route that Tom's Spidey goes down at in the MCU
Cyanide & Happiness would like a word with dorkly .........