Schlatt Ranks Your WEIRDEST TikToks

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  • @CombatSkorost
    @CombatSkorost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11001

    Bro as someone who works at a movie theater, it was fucking insane watching the dozens upon dozens of 18-22 year old men dressed in suits all greeting each other like they're about to see the opera

    • @Vlrak
      @Vlrak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      Bello

    • @drake4138
      @drake4138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +684

      Bro same, shits crazy they just kept streaming in, cleaning those auditoriums sucked.

    • @Vlrak
      @Vlrak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@drake4138 Bello

    • @dennis_s
      @dennis_s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You lucky man XD

    • @pimkinn
      @pimkinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +502

      Imagine being a mother, taking your kid to see the minions, only to see adults in well made suits professionally walking into your theater
      Life is crazy man lol

  • @bigal7613
    @bigal7613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14374

    Schlatt really went from a minecraft streamer to a commentary youtuber and to a full time reaction streamer

    • @bedi3983
      @bedi3983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +715

      Only valid reaction streamer

    • @aaryabatchu1831
      @aaryabatchu1831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +671

      In other words, Schlatt makes a lot of money.

    • @TheReeShow
      @TheReeShow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      It's the money making pipeline

    • @Muphetballs
      @Muphetballs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      The 3 money marks

    • @Li_me
      @Li_me 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      He’s evolving, but just backwards

  • @festusisfestive
    @festusisfestive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4106

    I generally dont find vods that entertaining because theyre long, but these are so damn funny

    • @daKoenig
      @daKoenig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      You know what's long😏
      *Chile*
      It is indeed rather long.

    • @PsiIIyCybin
      @PsiIIyCybin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daKoenig come to new Mexico, we got that big d*ck chile🥵

    • @TiL_Deimos
      @TiL_Deimos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@daKoenig had me in the first half ngl

    • @guy126
      @guy126 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daKoenig 8===D

    • @tyler3876
      @tyler3876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Your girlfriend must find you entertaining then.

  • @The_Nü_Wave
    @The_Nü_Wave ปีที่แล้ว +234

    "I like this cat. I'm gonna send him a plushie." Famous last words.

    • @jonnaas
      @jonnaas 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Poor jinx

  • @acycle2124
    @acycle2124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    The fact that he was gonna say autism at 7:13 but stopped himself is even funnier

    • @jakewebbersleftnipplepeircing
      @jakewebbersleftnipplepeircing 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      “maybe that’s why i have au.. medical conditions.”

    • @moosekababs
      @moosekababs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      @@jakewebbersleftnipplepeircing THANK GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD THAT. i replayed that section like nine times trying to see if anyone in chat caught it / mentioned it but i didnt see anything lmfao

    • @zeelovesthee
      @zeelovesthee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      i was literally about to comment this omg 😂😂

    • @mohammedkebab
      @mohammedkebab 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      i was literally gonna say the same 💀

    • @I.Call.Shotgun
      @I.Call.Shotgun 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Relatable

  • @litexau
    @litexau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4301

    I like the part where he lasted two minutes before bursting into a rant. Great job

    • @paigey-poo4235
      @paigey-poo4235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      no he lasted a minute, started a rant, realized he was breaking character and started a second rant to hide the first rant.
      "we shouldn't support disney even as a joke- uh I HATE MINIONS"

    • @litexau
      @litexau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@paigey-poo4235 my mistake thanks for clarifying

    • @technicaldifficulties7351
      @technicaldifficulties7351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@paigey-poo4235 fr the kid that doesnt get invited to parties ever

    • @whotftookthuurs
      @whotftookthuurs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paigey-poo4235 jschlatt made me gay and leftist FUCK

    • @aduckonaplane3816
      @aduckonaplane3816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I also last 2 minutes before bursting

  • @gumsgang1216
    @gumsgang1216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2510

    TIMESTAMPS
    0:12 Rise of Gru
    2:34 Passed out on podcast
    4:05 Bath sludge + Schlatt recalls childhood trauma
    7:25 A Slight misconception of accuracy
    8:40 That waters old
    9:49 Three things you should never say to an alpha
    11:40 Drinking the Eminem Potion
    12:40 I have a question for all men
    13:45 Weezerpost #1
    14:52 Alpha Male diet
    16:06 Shit myself
    16:31 Class funeral
    17:15 Average NYC Subway
    20:26 Talking Ben chocolate + Schlatt talks to Ben
    22:55 Tired of women
    23:20 Birthday Hat
    23:44 Me after I conquer the British
    24:45 Scary creature
    24:59 How to make Methamphetamine
    25:33 Cascade
    26:10 Bingus
    27:12 10 Year Old type beat
    27:59 Cake jumpscare
    28:41 Sewer man
    29:43 Wallnut Bowling type beat
    31:01 H O R S E
    32:14 Return of the Bakery Man
    33:25 Dogs can’t boogie
    34:14 Let the dogs out
    34:51 Radio stays on
    35:13 Russian Toyota
    36:11 Do you fuck dudes?
    36:41 Traffic Cone launcher
    38:43 Man shits in bucket
    40:13 I’m pissed off gamers (feat. 9/11)
    42:08 Forehead
    43:16 Gamers did you know? (Feat. CIA)
    44:13 Nikes
    45:50 Sigma Male car wash
    46:14 I have no idea what is happening in this one honestly
    47:25 Beautiful Voice
    47:35 Lego speed build Millennium Falcon
    48:57 Does Joe Biden have a brother
    49:53 Hug
    50:33 War on IRS
    51:56 We are sending the first rat to the moon
    52:14 Trying to fart quietly
    52:51 Cat Roomba
    53:36 Practice with other men
    54:37 Hillbilly Shot
    55:46 How to make sandwihc
    56:31 Vape God
    57:59 Free Chase parking sign
    58:36 Why are my pants wet
    59:11 Weezerpost #2 (feat. Schlatt as Two Face)
    1:02:12 Clean cut
    1:03:00 Transformer Jesus Christ
    1:04:00 Emergency
    1:05:02 Cat stare
    1:05:45 Joe Biden vs Donkey Kong
    1:07:49 Days without pissing my bed
    1:08:14 RC Car Crash
    1:09:16 Sigma Frog
    1:09:53 Leukemia
    1:10:02 Alcohol Overdose
    1:11:10 Texans when
    1:12:20 Mater
    1:13:08 NPC activity
    1:14:56 This is even better
    1:15:14 Melon be Smellin
    1:15:40 Two men kissing
    1:16:17 Daddy was screaming
    1:17:57 My Singing Monsters moment
    1:18:32 State of Survival
    1:20:29 Firework fail
    1:22:04 The Silver Surfer
    1:22:54 Car Driver slander
    1:24:00 Hot Gravel
    1:25:06 Ratatouille
    1:25:34 Rent is Expensive
    1:26:48 God Bless Israel
    1:27:58 Obama Bike
    1:30:09 Fucking
    1:31:47 Joe Bicycle
    1:32:05 Pizza Delivery
    1:36:35 First day having a chicken
    1:36:51 Joe Biden's husband
    1:37:11 Biden getting lost
    1:39:36 Folded
    1:40:23 Sugar Free Redbull (feat. Oklahoma City Bombing)
    1:42:00 Surprising my BF
    1:42:40 JSchlatt rates your 9/11 impressions
    1:45:14 Weezerpost #3
    1:45:48 Grand Canyon
    1:47:58 Quandale Graduation
    1:48:44 Sewer Clash Royale
    1:50:55 Subway Surfer
    1:55:09 Nature Guide
    1:56:19 Chris Pratt
    1:56:58 The Girth
    1:58:20 9/11 Baby!
    1:59:12 The Cow Whisperer
    2:00:27 What da cat doin?
    2:01:56 Gen Z humor
    2:03:27 Telling NPC’s weird things
    2:05:31 Joe Rogan
    2:07:11 I stole a traffic cone
    2:08:27 1939 mfs
    2:09:08 Here comes the airplane
    2:09:28 I povited
    2:10:57 I’m the bomb
    2:11:18 Shark Tale kisses Madagascar
    2:11:35 16 Wheeler
    2:11:52 1v1 in COD
    2:13:12 Vitamin Water
    2:14:00 Very Human Man returns
    2:15:40 Last row in class
    2:16:46 Colorblind Rubix Cube
    2:17:30 Watermelon
    2:19:33 Railed by a man
    2:20:35 Beached
    2:21:03 Swag Check
    2:22:40 The one who moves is gay
    2:24:40 Hot Cheetos
    2:25:34 Clay Pigeons
    2:26:04 Hot Wings
    2:26:42 Better Call Saul
    2:27:12 Best Candle
    2:28:23 Gen Z Humor 2
    2:28:54 Vibe
    2:29:19 New Sims DLC
    2:30:26 Movie Scene
    2:31:27 Vector irl
    2:32:25 Lonely Joe
    2:34:20 Jury Duty
    2:35:12 Talking Ben (real)
    2:37:10 Dinosaurs in Love
    2:37:38 What da dog doin
    2:38:10 Came out swinging
    2:38:44 Tragic Plane Accident caught live
    2:39:02 World Trade Center 1:1
    2:39:39 Don’t want baby to cry
    2:40:01 Michigan over Ohio
    2:40:58 Walmart Chronicles
    2:41:09 Alpha Mentality
    2:41:33 Ratatouille 2
    2:42:04 Roll yourself
    2:42:29 Cat bath
    2:43:10 Respect the crib
    2:43:56 What song
    2:44:35 Mandarin Oranges
    2:45:18 Tornados gonna suck me
    2:45:35 He knows the vibes
    2:46:10 Frat House Drama
    2:47:28 Babytron
    2:47:49 Hit the gritty
    2:48:06 Animal in the animal crackers
    2:48:30 White Boy jumpscare
    2:48:40 Body Count
    2:49:15 Average Brooklyn Resident
    2:49:59 Chivalry isn’t dead
    2:50:17 Actual wholesome video (extremely rare)
    2:50:31 Crackhead moment
    2:50:49 100$ Bill
    2:51:08 Didn’t know you were chill like that
    2:51:38 Crackhead returns
    2:51:54 Drunk Driving is Legal

    • @gumsgang1216
      @gumsgang1216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Schlack I know it gets you views but please stop I can’t keep doing this

    • @envy7272
      @envy7272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What the actual fuck lmfao why did you do this you madlad

    • @asterhive7730
      @asterhive7730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      HOLY SHIT-

    • @nousername1916
      @nousername1916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Thanks king

    • @TheLibertador
      @TheLibertador 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      .

  • @j_pit3328
    @j_pit3328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    I genuinely admire schlatt's ability to stretch 5-10 minutes of content out of every 15-30 second video, truly inspiring

    • @ashtonarmstrong9778
      @ashtonarmstrong9778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "schlatt"

    • @ShadowTheHedgehog003
      @ShadowTheHedgehog003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Literally it's so fucking annoying but i can't not watch

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait until you watch Jabroni Mike, I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone make such an art form of it like that guy has.

    • @balls_gaming
      @balls_gaming 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      wait until this guy discovers GTLIVE

  • @kinko4786
    @kinko4786 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    I love watching these when i'm gonna sleep. Just the right amount of funny and crazy to make me sleep well. Yes Jshlatt is my comfortstreamer

    • @tsuyuthefroggirl3996
      @tsuyuthefroggirl3996 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Glad I’m not the only one.

    • @Kai_was_not_here_XD
      @Kai_was_not_here_XD ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @shane658
      @shane658 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hard to feel “comfort” from this “man” after what “he” did back in ‘99

    • @kinko4786
      @kinko4786 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shane658 Well you dont know exactly what happend do you?

    • @shane658
      @shane658 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kinko4786 we all "know" exactly what "he" did.

  • @sierra121cyan
    @sierra121cyan ปีที่แล้ว +28

    saying 'it's free' when you steal a traffic light is the perfect way to get your house broken into, everything of value taken, and a single note being left where your pc once sat saying 'its free'

  • @8bitpixelbreakin
    @8bitpixelbreakin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    The "It's free" joke is seriously one of my favorite reoccurring bits in these streams.

    • @toptiergaming6900
      @toptiergaming6900 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      They technically are public property

    • @mlmschf
      @mlmschf 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Hey, if there's no price tag, it's free!!

    • @8bitpixelbreakin
      @8bitpixelbreakin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My tax money paid for it, so I'm just taking back what's rightfully mine.@@mlmschf

    • @CrimsonGold-pq8xy
      @CrimsonGold-pq8xy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      We are untemporarily borrowing it

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    "it's either fat ass feet or 9/11 with you people"
    -Schloot

    • @ZirconiumPantsTeardown
      @ZirconiumPantsTeardown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Schlute: jschlatt flavored flute

    • @teethbeans9994
      @teethbeans9994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Man comas are so important in this comment😭

    • @Ottstop
      @Ottstop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he forgot weezer

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Idk why I giggled so long at “schloot”

    • @fireangel2275
      @fireangel2275 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you know what, he's a Schlut for them

  • @YourManMichael
    @YourManMichael 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1254

    This is gonna be a banger vod to watch, i just know it. Big guy never disappoints

    • @Masonia_
      @Masonia_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was disappointed 😠😠🤬🤬🤬😠😠🤬🤬😠🤬🤬🤬😠🤬😠🤬🤬😱🤬😠

    • @Thrivello
      @Thrivello ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes spacklett is amazing

  • @Gl0rbusSminhg
    @Gl0rbusSminhg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Schlatt is the type of person to lecture you when you show him a meme

  • @Del1Ham
    @Del1Ham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I love how schlatt had to go back and blur out how to make methaphetamine

    • @babystone42
      @babystone42 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was going to like this comment, but you have 69 likes and I won't be the one to ruin it

    • @mohammedkebab
      @mohammedkebab 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@babystone42 child

    • @babystone42
      @babystone42 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@mohammedkebab correct

  • @cyanideinmycereal1077
    @cyanideinmycereal1077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    I love the "5 dollars used to go a long way" conversation where chat is like "OMG ur so old!"
    Like bro this wasn't the stone age this was less than 2 years ago.

    • @Klausweichen
      @Klausweichen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      tf u mean it was like 10 years ago

    • @cyanideinmycereal1077
      @cyanideinmycereal1077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Klausweichen Bro like not even a year ago I could fill a 20 gallon tank for like 20-30 bucks and I’d be lucky not to break 100 now lol.

    • @jamdamn3485
      @jamdamn3485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not really 15 years ago 5 dollars was still not alot

    • @cyanideinmycereal1077
      @cyanideinmycereal1077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jamdamn3485 Bro in some areas of the U.S 5 bucks of gas was like a quarter tank, now that same amount of gas is like 20 bucks lol.

    • @jamdamn3485
      @jamdamn3485 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cyanideinmycereal1077 okay yeah but that's not really Bidens fault we just had a global pandemic and a war just started

  • @festusisfestive
    @festusisfestive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1087

    I saw rise of gru in theatres, it had a very message, and was a masterpiece of cinema. I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to watch movies that.

    • @pimkinn
      @pimkinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Minions forever

    • @drowsystag46yearsago5
      @drowsystag46yearsago5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It was the most movie ever

    • @rarefishtycoon6430
      @rarefishtycoon6430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Drone

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Yeah, the movie definitely had visuals, ya know? And there was voice acting. And there was a script, definitely a script!

    • @adrianrichardson5257
      @adrianrichardson5257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The movie has made a Grumillion dollars

  • @haxincorporated1663
    @haxincorporated1663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Hairless cats are based cause if you have two of them and they fight it just sounds like they're slapping the shit out of each other and its fucking hilarious

  • @CatsForDays967
    @CatsForDays967 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    ironically he has one of the best hairlines i’ve ever seen

  • @Coreyyyyyyyyy
    @Coreyyyyyyyyy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    jshort is the only person who can have a genuine conversation with talking ben

  • @Grady2242
    @Grady2242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    It always brings a smile to my face whenever skat posts a vod

    • @sherkdonkyposs
      @sherkdonkyposs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yeah I love skart videos

    • @conecon7425
      @conecon7425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Me too, shart is awesome.

    • @dipdungus8175
      @dipdungus8175 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love shit

    • @peabrainfunni6355
      @peabrainfunni6355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I agree, shlamongus vods are always entertaining

    • @aidandozier9570
      @aidandozier9570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah "shlaundale schlingle" vods are highly entertaining

  • @KaiAllistar
    @KaiAllistar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Why does 1:33:00 just make me think of JSchlatt as a dad? Dude is straight up asking if they wanna watch Spongebob, and they’re screaming yes, and he isn’t even against it. Straight up father JSchlatt. That’s genuinely adorable.
    Also, 2:09:40 could very well not be faked, by the way. I don’t really have a stutter, but when I’m talking a lot around around people, I usually do. I sound like this a lot, even begin speaking about random things, and will go on for half a minute to a minute before I give up speaking and have to say each word individually later. So I kinda understand where this guy is coming from, and that this could all be real, but it’s still pretty funny.

    • @channel13113
      @channel13113 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      9:54

    • @HavingCrumpets
      @HavingCrumpets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the most fandom comment I ever fucking seen

    • @fart63
      @fart63 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HavingCrumpets shat: normal ass streamer things
      Somebody: omg is shat a dad 🥺🥺🥺 that’s so cute

    • @AHHHHHHHH21
      @AHHHHHHHH21 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      parasocial moment

  • @TheLegoNation
    @TheLegoNation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    My favorite parts
    13:47 weird car noise
    21:06 Schlatt talks to ben
    27:59 a classic motorcycle I promise
    31:40 it’s him
    32:14 he’s back
    34:17 no
    36:51 shooting a firework out of a cone goes wrong
    38:47 that
    48:58 does joe Biden have a brother?
    58:15 chase bank
    59:11 Schlatt almost ends the stream
    1:15:41 why did you wait for the countdown?
    1:27:36 he takes off his finger
    1:31:48 sleepy joe
    1:32:07 an entire SpongeBob episode
    1:36:53 joe bidens husband
    1:37:12 joe got lost at the White House
    1:39:06 Schlatt calms down with SpongeBob
    1:42:40 Schlatt watches Schlatt
    1:44:52 oh
    1:44:58 Schlatt calms down with SpongeBob 2
    1:45:11 O_O
    1:45:14 Schlatt and weezer mix
    1:48:46 clash royale in the sewer
    2:01:20 again…
    2:01:25 Schlatt calms down with SpongeBob 3
    2:01:47 Schlatt loves sponge… bob
    2:35:51 Schlatt talks to Ben part 2
    2:52:43 hi I’m joe bidens husband “again”

    • @bbolt8473
      @bbolt8473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      How did you know

    • @hussissalmon
      @hussissalmon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bbolt8473 Probably watched it live or the vod on twitch

    • @IndependentOreo
      @IndependentOreo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t forget the Schlorts

    • @drenivitvitskiji1395
      @drenivitvitskiji1395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You left out the hot box and the guy pissing himself on the irs? Those killed me

    • @sinistralhydra
      @sinistralhydra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn, man finished the video before it was uploaded.

  • @cthulhurage4580
    @cthulhurage4580 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    12:47 the bottom panel dude stayed till he found out it was about women bro same XD

  • @KingOfGaymes
    @KingOfGaymes ปีที่แล้ว +22

    1:08:34 I just love the insane loud laugh he lets out from seeing a kid get whacked in the head with a toy car
    Kids getting hurt will always be funny

  • @Nujabestiezreal
    @Nujabestiezreal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    this couldn't have come at a better time i'm going on a roadtrip in a couple of days and now i have something to watch during it

    • @VPRPenguinLover
      @VPRPenguinLover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here

    • @eimryuec9893
      @eimryuec9893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same bro, im on a 6-7 hour trip and this makes the painful ammount of sitting worth the while

    • @jaredcase5587
      @jaredcase5587 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m in LaGuardia airport taking a fat shit while watching this vod

    • @stuffedbrains
      @stuffedbrains 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m also on a road trip

    • @joni4867
      @joni4867 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      have fun!!!

  • @catandgrouper4760
    @catandgrouper4760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “It’s either fat ass, feet, or 9/11”
    This was a sentence stated and nothing will ever take the top spot again.

  • @theundercook_spaghetti3198
    @theundercook_spaghetti3198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    1:16:35 so, a bit of an explanation. This is an episode from Malcolm in the middle where Hal loses his job and Lois does her job full time so the dad stays at home, taking care of Dewey. When he goes to the park, he sees some strong men and learns they are dumber than his toddler child so he makes him do his budding. When he wants to go back home, the men develop abandonment issues and don’t want to leave him. Thus, this clip.

    • @teethbeans9994
      @teethbeans9994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you know what episode?

    • @shmimhead2476
      @shmimhead2476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@teethbeans9994 Season 6 episode 2 “Busey’s run away”

    • @teethbeans9994
      @teethbeans9994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shmimhead2476 thank you!!

    • @theundercook_spaghetti3198
      @theundercook_spaghetti3198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shmimhead2476 thank you kind stranger

  • @Skie7765
    @Skie7765 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Minions caused 9.1.1

    • @G1tch_VR
      @G1tch_VR 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fr

  • @willster2967
    @willster2967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love that he added a beer joke dissing corona as if any of his fans are of legal drinking age or have any idea about beer

  • @ozhin3317
    @ozhin3317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    1:14:39 I just noticed this but that guy who threw water on the grease fire is the Maintenance man. I recognize that shirt from when I used to do McDonald's Maintenance. He is supposed to be trained to handle that equipment. How in the hell did he not know how to handle this?

    • @PliskinYT
      @PliskinYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Probably didn't get trained right if at all

  • @Logical_Extremist
    @Logical_Extremist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I saw Rise of Gru with a couple of friends and some guys walked in wearing suits screaming Gru while me and my friends all just laughed.
    On September 11th, 2001 two planes were driven into two towers called the Twin Towers where 2,977 lives were lost.

  • @P4R4DoXX
    @P4R4DoXX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Great to rewatch this stream without 4 ads playing every 5 minutes

    • @PikaveeT
      @PikaveeT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Now it’s 2 every 6 minutes!

    • @P4R4DoXX
      @P4R4DoXX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PikaveeT Maybe stretch those minutes out by 4 and I'll be happy

    • @MCGR
      @MCGR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      addblocker

    • @Youtubecansuckmycock
      @Youtubecansuckmycock ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was getting them way more fucking often then that… pissed me off.

  • @crlyhdedfnck
    @crlyhdedfnck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Our taxes pay for them, they should be free.

  • @moufy1
    @moufy1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    not the last time gumball will throw shade at people

    • @ScreenedSnow
      @ScreenedSnow 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hah, nice

    • @mr.s5165
      @mr.s5165 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He predicted it

  • @astraltempestvt
    @astraltempestvt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    For those people taking street signs and whatnot:
    "In most cases, sign theft is a misdemeanor, and the penalty is a fine and potentially up to a year in jail."

    • @steoff
      @steoff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      moral: don’t get caught

    • @ghoustly9044
      @ghoustly9044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I was the one who put the vid with all the signs, if you dont get caught there is no penalty :)

    • @xXsillysussyXx
      @xXsillysussyXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      but only if they find it :)

    • @petertodorov5592
      @petertodorov5592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So you're saying its free if theres nobody to fine you

    • @ikmwrime29sorryaira60
      @ikmwrime29sorryaira60 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Officer, I found them.

  • @cambone1995
    @cambone1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    i laugh at things harder when schlatt is sitting confused in the corner

  • @FrogAndAHat
    @FrogAndAHat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    15:06 so this is where the "on average you eat 8 spiders a year" thing comes from, its just this guy, making it an average

    • @conCJD
      @conCJD ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he is spiders georg

  • @wayomayo
    @wayomayo ปีที่แล้ว +25

    lets all thank shlsolg for such an entertaining video

  • @mystyk_g
    @mystyk_g ปีที่แล้ว +9

    22:27 THE CHANGE IN EXPRESSION

  • @Parasyte316
    @Parasyte316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Holy crap I got soo many freaking memories from schlatt talking about his dinner experiments.

  • @TropicDaKid
    @TropicDaKid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Yo schluggy boy, I heard New Yorkers are the fastest readers in the world. Something about flying through 80 stories in a matter of seconds, TWICE. Can you believe that almost 3,000 people can do that?

  • @PinnePon
    @PinnePon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I used to think that Jschlatt was stupid, after hearing him rant about minions i changed my mind

  • @alternode6697
    @alternode6697 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    theres like 5 youtubers who can actually make me laugh, this man is one of them

    • @chaos2232
      @chaos2232 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This man is 3 of them

  • @Tyx1d
    @Tyx1d 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jschlatt's VODs are one of the few types of content that is multiple hours long that i can go through without being bored

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    I agree with “Shlatt’s” hatred for minions, for I also share such hatred towards them

    • @CH4OT1CL0V3
      @CH4OT1CL0V3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree.

    • @Wren-xoxo
      @Wren-xoxo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So do i but i found the whole joke funny with the suits

    • @daKoenig
      @daKoenig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What minion race do you think is the best? I think two eyed minions are in any way superior.

    • @Dusky_Mqn
      @Dusky_Mqn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unbased

    • @bigheadrat9493
      @bigheadrat9493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@daKoenig i like the two eyed minions that are tall or average sized

  • @Bmanwins
    @Bmanwins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Even though I can't catch the streams I always like watching the vods.

  • @FeeshUnofficial
    @FeeshUnofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I'm fully convinced the only reason minions memes blew up was because it's so fucking funny that minions got more sales from memes than morbius

    • @RandomGNK
      @RandomGNK ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean tbh they both got old fast but morbin time got old faster

    • @FeeshUnofficial
      @FeeshUnofficial ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RandomGNK disagree. The whole joke with the morbius meme was that everyone said they would go but didn't go

  • @FranklinFazbender
    @FranklinFazbender 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    52:31 No schlatt we call that a gas chamber

  • @AB.onit_04
    @AB.onit_04 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Me watching gumball say that going to rise of gru was ocky wave then proceeding to beat dream’s ass this year

  • @SuperInconspicuous
    @SuperInconspicuous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Schlatt really tried to pull a Ludwig and succeeded, we just couldn't see his genius to keep the stream alive

  • @whatbroicanhave50character35
    @whatbroicanhave50character35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Please do "Schlatt Rates Your Disgusting Kitchens"

    • @theelltrain8985
      @theelltrain8985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That wouldn’t work as the majority of his audience never leaves their bedroom.

    • @whatbroicanhave50character35
      @whatbroicanhave50character35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theelltrain8985 Can confirm. I spend 12-22 hours a day in my bedroom.

    • @doublespoonco
      @doublespoonco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do i have news for you

  • @invisible-car-man
    @invisible-car-man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:27:37
    another rare moment where schlatt is absolutely bumblefluzzled and uses his strange finger movements to invoke the dark depths unknowingly

  • @Crim-zero
    @Crim-zero ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:00 man couldn’t handle his drink prepared the oky way

  • @FreeHugzUwU
    @FreeHugzUwU ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just got done crying and then I come back Jschlatt whipped out his phone and started talking to Ben and that conversation got me

  • @nojatha4637
    @nojatha4637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Oh Schlatt uploaded a new 3 hour vod? Tomorrow I'll grab a pizza after work while I watch the whole thing and relax. What a life.

  • @qinjikofoxx5580
    @qinjikofoxx5580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how everyone keeps spamming Schlatt with Buddy Holly. Continue to spam this man with Wheezer. I crave his suffering.

  • @viktor._.dumi08
    @viktor._.dumi08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    16:29 AS A ROMANIAN,I CAN CONFIRM THAT THAT IS A STUDENT AFTER A TEST. I FELT THAT ON A PERSONAL LEVEL

  • @declanhandley-byrne4335
    @declanhandley-byrne4335 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Why didn't we get Kanye?"
    Let me count the ways, dear Schlatt...

  • @hatTtop
    @hatTtop ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don’t think I’ve laughed harder at a fart joke other than one time.

  • @sphenixity2478
    @sphenixity2478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    8:52
    “that waters OOLLD”
    *proceeds to drink it more(

  • @martijnbijpost4159
    @martijnbijpost4159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Thank you schleezer for these amazing vods. But please stop drinking those weezer blue drinks. That's an edit waiting to happen.

  • @jdwoods5790
    @jdwoods5790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    In this stream we finally found out the identity of who did the 99 killings, it was Schlitterbahn and we also found out his other identity, mr hands

    • @leafcrit99
      @leafcrit99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Schlum Schlucket

  • @hampter55bruv
    @hampter55bruv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    19:59 = instructions unclear, I’m now robbing the entire community of New York City

  • @TiredFroggyPawz
    @TiredFroggyPawz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this video reminds me of the time i was watching one of your lives and nearly got kidnapped lmao

  • @Tococat6793
    @Tococat6793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    83% of Mr. "Shclatt's" following has road signs, and I'm proud to be part of that 83%

    • @anshulfail
      @anshulfail 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s not free

    • @evieluna9103
      @evieluna9103 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @dailyyoutubeuser
      @dailyyoutubeuser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anshulfail But its free

    • @remedy07
      @remedy07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anshulfail But its free

    • @Tococat6793
      @Tococat6793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anshulfail it is free, the school didn't need that speed limit sign anyway.

  • @plongoid291
    @plongoid291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:04 DUDE THIS VIDEO HAS ME ACTUALLY CRYING HOLY FUCK LMAO. No fucking little bits of tears I went from laughing to sobbing my eyes out lmao

  • @jadebaxter8181
    @jadebaxter8181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    this edgy humor is making America feel like a doomsday event

    • @fanfan9554
      @fanfan9554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      we're getting close to the punchline. : )

    • @Jadelyn_Bella
      @Jadelyn_Bella 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is VanossGaming in control the doomsday

    • @cameroncardinal3974
      @cameroncardinal3974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not making, it is

  • @user_abuser_o7
    @user_abuser_o7 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    38:58 this is such a depraved level of an opportunist in action. He's probably been holding that shit in for two maybe three days, laid out like a cripple in the Bible waiting for someone to throw them in the water so he could get his miracle. It's even worse cuz he was doing it with the expectation of the guy continuing to mop with shit

  • @THEGOOBERMEISER
    @THEGOOBERMEISER ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jschlatt: u toppled
    Me: toppled like the twins

  • @FaeTheMf
    @FaeTheMf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    8:00 so close, yet so far… if only he hadn’t put everything into strength 😂😂😂

  • @azul0115
    @azul0115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:40 "god i love farting" - joshtheguitarhero, 2022.

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    One day “Schlatt” will snap and we’ll just watch him go insane

  • @ThatA1i3n
    @ThatA1i3n ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cannot believe I just watched this without stopping.

  • @bluberry1517
    @bluberry1517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:41 new season of breaking bad looks crazy

  • @gerrador0
    @gerrador0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    16:00 LMAO, it actually links to the hit show Spider Riders' OP

  • @karelpgbr
    @karelpgbr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    For those that don’t understand the 1:56:19 Chris Pratt meme, the dude is holding the same stance Pratt holds when calming a Velociraptor in Jurassic World

  • @oldest200
    @oldest200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You should do ranking viewers IP addresses next

  • @Sammy-q5d
    @Sammy-q5d ปีที่แล้ว

    the fact that i now know that the car radio does infact stay on during car crashes only further convinces me to always listen to something thatll make the tragic situation funny

  • @ed3n213
    @ed3n213 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:14 WAS HE ABOUT TO SAY AUTISM????? 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @darkestcorgi
    @darkestcorgi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i loved the start of the stream schlatt i have got to check you out live more often

  • @user-wii
    @user-wii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I don't usually watch Vods cause it's too long and i have an attention span of a ROCK but schlattastas's are sooo funny and good :D His the only vod person i watch lol ^^

  • @chub1881
    @chub1881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    25:38 homie hit the floor and made the Skyrim skill increase sound LMFAO

  • @rowbo_7749
    @rowbo_7749 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “OH NO, he’s fully clothed!” -Schlatt

  • @gamblingisgreattrust
    @gamblingisgreattrust 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thanks schlatt! This one really made me feel horrible

  • @merasmurry1460
    @merasmurry1460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Schlatt: "don't just take stuff from the road and use it to launch fireworks"
    Me: "But it can only cost me my life, and I got that for free. So it's *FREE!*"

  • @yhatsupsotheracc
    @yhatsupsotheracc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    schlatt reminds me of an angry grandpa i could find on a sidewalk 💀

  • @LuckysOnlyFriends
    @LuckysOnlyFriends 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love when the Schlatt VODs go up when I need a pick me up, thanks, dipshit! :)

  • @AJ-vr9hf
    @AJ-vr9hf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I searched up 9/11 and this video appeared. Schlatt, what have you done?

  • @MrKneeBeeYT
    @MrKneeBeeYT 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    in my school, people were buying fidget spinners and slime for $20.

  • @NGC-7635
    @NGC-7635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    33:00 Really curious to know what percentage noticed the alien. He's just chilling back there..probably using his visual meter

  • @dredbaron
    @dredbaron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    38:20 "but its free" yeah a free trip to the hospital

    • @ninasbbm5133
      @ninasbbm5133 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not even free in america

  • @GrubGrubGrubGrub
    @GrubGrubGrubGrub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Possums and raccoons are amazing Schlatt I will have you dealt with.

  • @zzzetsulive
    @zzzetsulive 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Shlambert really knocking it outa the park

  • @canter1ter
    @canter1ter 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Schlatt is the only person who can complain about big corporations creating free marketing from tiktok trends and then talk about wasting food in the same sentence

  • @TheRocketJumperOfficial
    @TheRocketJumperOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:12 "Maybe that's why I have aut- medical conditions"
    Sneaky save from another attempted cancellation.
    1:43:16 Technology
    1:49:16 HEHEHAHA
    2:35:48 Ben...?

  • @pez_3688
    @pez_3688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Well now the traffic cone is directing him to god.

  • @holdenmichniewicz36
    @holdenmichniewicz36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'll blow anything if it's infront of me." -Schlart 2022

  • @WraifGaming720
    @WraifGaming720 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A human making cow noises from the perspective of the cow must be like hearing someone speaking the same language as you but in a really heavy accent so you have trouble discerning what they’re saying

  • @wolflink1455
    @wolflink1455 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    32:19 there is a flippin' alien in the bushes and I am not sure what to think 0.0
    Also, I am pretty new to this channel, and I find your meme content pretty darn funny, thanks for making me laugh!