Bro as someone who works at a movie theater, it was fucking insane watching the dozens upon dozens of 18-22 year old men dressed in suits all greeting each other like they're about to see the opera
Imagine being a mother, taking your kid to see the minions, only to see adults in well made suits professionally walking into your theater Life is crazy man lol
@@jakewebbersleftnipplepeircing THANK GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD THAT. i replayed that section like nine times trying to see if anyone in chat caught it / mentioned it but i didnt see anything lmfao
no he lasted a minute, started a rant, realized he was breaking character and started a second rant to hide the first rant. "we shouldn't support disney even as a joke- uh I HATE MINIONS"
TIMESTAMPS 0:12 Rise of Gru 2:34 Passed out on podcast 4:05 Bath sludge + Schlatt recalls childhood trauma 7:25 A Slight misconception of accuracy 8:40 That waters old 9:49 Three things you should never say to an alpha 11:40 Drinking the Eminem Potion 12:40 I have a question for all men 13:45 Weezerpost #1 14:52 Alpha Male diet 16:06 Shit myself 16:31 Class funeral 17:15 Average NYC Subway 20:26 Talking Ben chocolate + Schlatt talks to Ben 22:55 Tired of women 23:20 Birthday Hat 23:44 Me after I conquer the British 24:45 Scary creature 24:59 How to make Methamphetamine 25:33 Cascade 26:10 Bingus 27:12 10 Year Old type beat 27:59 Cake jumpscare 28:41 Sewer man 29:43 Wallnut Bowling type beat 31:01 H O R S E 32:14 Return of the Bakery Man 33:25 Dogs can’t boogie 34:14 Let the dogs out 34:51 Radio stays on 35:13 Russian Toyota 36:11 Do you fuck dudes? 36:41 Traffic Cone launcher 38:43 Man shits in bucket 40:13 I’m pissed off gamers (feat. 9/11) 42:08 Forehead 43:16 Gamers did you know? (Feat. CIA) 44:13 Nikes 45:50 Sigma Male car wash 46:14 I have no idea what is happening in this one honestly 47:25 Beautiful Voice 47:35 Lego speed build Millennium Falcon 48:57 Does Joe Biden have a brother 49:53 Hug 50:33 War on IRS 51:56 We are sending the first rat to the moon 52:14 Trying to fart quietly 52:51 Cat Roomba 53:36 Practice with other men 54:37 Hillbilly Shot 55:46 How to make sandwihc 56:31 Vape God 57:59 Free Chase parking sign 58:36 Why are my pants wet 59:11 Weezerpost #2 (feat. Schlatt as Two Face) 1:02:12 Clean cut 1:03:00 Transformer Jesus Christ 1:04:00 Emergency 1:05:02 Cat stare 1:05:45 Joe Biden vs Donkey Kong 1:07:49 Days without pissing my bed 1:08:14 RC Car Crash 1:09:16 Sigma Frog 1:09:53 Leukemia 1:10:02 Alcohol Overdose 1:11:10 Texans when 1:12:20 Mater 1:13:08 NPC activity 1:14:56 This is even better 1:15:14 Melon be Smellin 1:15:40 Two men kissing 1:16:17 Daddy was screaming 1:17:57 My Singing Monsters moment 1:18:32 State of Survival 1:20:29 Firework fail 1:22:04 The Silver Surfer 1:22:54 Car Driver slander 1:24:00 Hot Gravel 1:25:06 Ratatouille 1:25:34 Rent is Expensive 1:26:48 God Bless Israel 1:27:58 Obama Bike 1:30:09 Fucking 1:31:47 Joe Bicycle 1:32:05 Pizza Delivery 1:36:35 First day having a chicken 1:36:51 Joe Biden's husband 1:37:11 Biden getting lost 1:39:36 Folded 1:40:23 Sugar Free Redbull (feat. Oklahoma City Bombing) 1:42:00 Surprising my BF 1:42:40 JSchlatt rates your 9/11 impressions 1:45:14 Weezerpost #3 1:45:48 Grand Canyon 1:47:58 Quandale Graduation 1:48:44 Sewer Clash Royale 1:50:55 Subway Surfer 1:55:09 Nature Guide 1:56:19 Chris Pratt 1:56:58 The Girth 1:58:20 9/11 Baby! 1:59:12 The Cow Whisperer 2:00:27 What da cat doin? 2:01:56 Gen Z humor 2:03:27 Telling NPC’s weird things 2:05:31 Joe Rogan 2:07:11 I stole a traffic cone 2:08:27 1939 mfs 2:09:08 Here comes the airplane 2:09:28 I povited 2:10:57 I’m the bomb 2:11:18 Shark Tale kisses Madagascar 2:11:35 16 Wheeler 2:11:52 1v1 in COD 2:13:12 Vitamin Water 2:14:00 Very Human Man returns 2:15:40 Last row in class 2:16:46 Colorblind Rubix Cube 2:17:30 Watermelon 2:19:33 Railed by a man 2:20:35 Beached 2:21:03 Swag Check 2:22:40 The one who moves is gay 2:24:40 Hot Cheetos 2:25:34 Clay Pigeons 2:26:04 Hot Wings 2:26:42 Better Call Saul 2:27:12 Best Candle 2:28:23 Gen Z Humor 2 2:28:54 Vibe 2:29:19 New Sims DLC 2:30:26 Movie Scene 2:31:27 Vector irl 2:32:25 Lonely Joe 2:34:20 Jury Duty 2:35:12 Talking Ben (real) 2:37:10 Dinosaurs in Love 2:37:38 What da dog doin 2:38:10 Came out swinging 2:38:44 Tragic Plane Accident caught live 2:39:02 World Trade Center 1:1 2:39:39 Don’t want baby to cry 2:40:01 Michigan over Ohio 2:40:58 Walmart Chronicles 2:41:09 Alpha Mentality 2:41:33 Ratatouille 2 2:42:04 Roll yourself 2:42:29 Cat bath 2:43:10 Respect the crib 2:43:56 What song 2:44:35 Mandarin Oranges 2:45:18 Tornados gonna suck me 2:45:35 He knows the vibes 2:46:10 Frat House Drama 2:47:28 Babytron 2:47:49 Hit the gritty 2:48:06 Animal in the animal crackers 2:48:30 White Boy jumpscare 2:48:40 Body Count 2:49:15 Average Brooklyn Resident 2:49:59 Chivalry isn’t dead 2:50:17 Actual wholesome video (extremely rare) 2:50:31 Crackhead moment 2:50:49 100$ Bill 2:51:08 Didn’t know you were chill like that 2:51:38 Crackhead returns 2:51:54 Drunk Driving is Legal
I love the "5 dollars used to go a long way" conversation where chat is like "OMG ur so old!" Like bro this wasn't the stone age this was less than 2 years ago.
Hairless cats are based cause if you have two of them and they fight it just sounds like they're slapping the shit out of each other and its fucking hilarious
saying 'it's free' when you steal a traffic light is the perfect way to get your house broken into, everything of value taken, and a single note being left where your pc once sat saying 'its free'
For those people taking street signs and whatnot: "In most cases, sign theft is a misdemeanor, and the penalty is a fine and potentially up to a year in jail."
My favorite parts 13:47 weird car noise 21:06 Schlatt talks to ben 27:59 a classic motorcycle I promise 31:40 it’s him 32:14 he’s back 34:17 no 36:51 shooting a firework out of a cone goes wrong 38:47 that 48:58 does joe Biden have a brother? 58:15 chase bank 59:11 Schlatt almost ends the stream 1:15:41 why did you wait for the countdown? 1:27:36 he takes off his finger 1:31:48 sleepy joe 1:32:07 an entire SpongeBob episode 1:36:53 joe bidens husband 1:37:12 joe got lost at the White House 1:39:06 Schlatt calms down with SpongeBob 1:42:40 Schlatt watches Schlatt 1:44:52 oh 1:44:58 Schlatt calms down with SpongeBob 2 1:45:11 O_O 1:45:14 Schlatt and weezer mix 1:48:46 clash royale in the sewer 2:01:20 again… 2:01:25 Schlatt calms down with SpongeBob 3 2:01:47 Schlatt loves sponge… bob 2:35:51 Schlatt talks to Ben part 2 2:52:43 hi I’m joe bidens husband “again”
I saw Rise of Gru with a couple of friends and some guys walked in wearing suits screaming Gru while me and my friends all just laughed. On September 11th, 2001 two planes were driven into two towers called the Twin Towers where 2,977 lives were lost.
Why does 1:33:00 just make me think of JSchlatt as a dad? Dude is straight up asking if they wanna watch Spongebob, and they’re screaming yes, and he isn’t even against it. Straight up father JSchlatt. That’s genuinely adorable. Also, 2:09:40 could very well not be faked, by the way. I don’t really have a stutter, but when I’m talking a lot around around people, I usually do. I sound like this a lot, even begin speaking about random things, and will go on for half a minute to a minute before I give up speaking and have to say each word individually later. So I kinda understand where this guy is coming from, and that this could all be real, but it’s still pretty funny.
1:14:39 I just noticed this but that guy who threw water on the grease fire is the Maintenance man. I recognize that shirt from when I used to do McDonald's Maintenance. He is supposed to be trained to handle that equipment. How in the hell did he not know how to handle this?
1:16:35 so, a bit of an explanation. This is an episode from Malcolm in the middle where Hal loses his job and Lois does her job full time so the dad stays at home, taking care of Dewey. When he goes to the park, he sees some strong men and learns they are dumber than his toddler child so he makes him do his budding. When he wants to go back home, the men develop abandonment issues and don’t want to leave him. Thus, this clip.
Dude when he said that minions follow you everywhere, he is not lying. Every single day I try to get away from them they always are just coming back to haunt me.
Yo schluggy boy, I heard New Yorkers are the fastest readers in the world. Something about flying through 80 stories in a matter of seconds, TWICE. Can you believe that almost 3,000 people can do that?
TRUE Alphas only drink 190 Proof grain liquor. Straight from the bottle, on fire with no chaser, you puss. Beer is for women and for cooking with, kind of like wine, but it tastes worse and has less alcohol. Yikes this sounded serious so I figured I'd leave this here: /s
the fact that i now know that the car radio does infact stay on during car crashes only further convinces me to always listen to something thatll make the tragic situation funny
On behalf of Monster Drinkers, some of us try to get different flavours. Sometimes We'll even take our collection cans and wash them in the bathtub. ^w^👍
I watch Jschlatt all the time, but unfortunately i have come to a dangerous realization. The amount of times I have been seriously inured trying to eat while watching his videos is.. astounding. I really need to stop taking drinks every time something funny happens.
Bro as someone who works at a movie theater, it was fucking insane watching the dozens upon dozens of 18-22 year old men dressed in suits all greeting each other like they're about to see the opera
Bello
Bro same, shits crazy they just kept streaming in, cleaning those auditoriums sucked.
@@drake4138 Bello
You lucky man XD
Imagine being a mother, taking your kid to see the minions, only to see adults in well made suits professionally walking into your theater
Life is crazy man lol
Schlatt really went from a minecraft streamer to a commentary youtuber and to a full time reaction streamer
Only valid reaction streamer
In other words, Schlatt makes a lot of money.
It's the money making pipeline
The 3 money marks
He’s evolving, but just backwards
The fact that he was gonna say autism at 7:13 but stopped himself is even funnier
“maybe that’s why i have au.. medical conditions.”
@@jakewebbersleftnipplepeircing THANK GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD THAT. i replayed that section like nine times trying to see if anyone in chat caught it / mentioned it but i didnt see anything lmfao
i was literally about to comment this omg 😂😂
i was literally gonna say the same 💀
Relatable
"I like this cat. I'm gonna send him a plushie." Famous last words.
I like the part where he lasted two minutes before bursting into a rant. Great job
no he lasted a minute, started a rant, realized he was breaking character and started a second rant to hide the first rant.
"we shouldn't support disney even as a joke- uh I HATE MINIONS"
@@paigey-poo4235 my mistake thanks for clarifying
@@paigey-poo4235 fr the kid that doesnt get invited to parties ever
@@paigey-poo4235 jschlatt made me gay and leftist FUCK
I also last 2 minutes before bursting
I generally dont find vods that entertaining because theyre long, but these are so damn funny
You know what's long😏
*Chile*
It is indeed rather long.
@@jointhecommunistpartywegot9415 come to new Mexico, we got that big d*ck chile🥵
@@jointhecommunistpartywegot9415 had me in the first half ngl
@@jointhecommunistpartywegot9415 8===D
Your girlfriend must find you entertaining then.
I love watching these when i'm gonna sleep. Just the right amount of funny and crazy to make me sleep well. Yes Jshlatt is my comfortstreamer
Glad I’m not the only one.
Same
Hard to feel “comfort” from this “man” after what “he” did back in ‘99
@@shane658 Well you dont know exactly what happend do you?
@@kinko4786 we all "know" exactly what "he" did.
I love how schlatt had to go back and blur out how to make methaphetamine
I was going to like this comment, but you have 69 likes and I won't be the one to ruin it
@@babystone42 child
@@mohammedkebab correct
"it's either fat ass feet or 9/11 with you people"
-Schloot
Schlute: jschlatt flavored flute
Man comas are so important in this comment😭
he forgot weezer
Idk why I giggled so long at “schloot”
And you know what, he's a Schlut for them
I genuinely admire schlatt's ability to stretch 5-10 minutes of content out of every 15-30 second video, truly inspiring
"schlatt"
Literally it's so fucking annoying but i can't not watch
Wait until you watch Jabroni Mike, I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone make such an art form of it like that guy has.
wait until this guy discovers GTLIVE
Minions caused 9.1.1
Fr
Our taxes pay for them, they should be free.
The "It's free" joke is seriously one of my favorite reoccurring bits in these streams.
They technically are public property
Hey, if there's no price tag, it's free!!
My tax money paid for it, so I'm just taking back what's rightfully mine.@@Mai_mna
We are untemporarily borrowing it
TIMESTAMPS
0:12 Rise of Gru
2:34 Passed out on podcast
4:05 Bath sludge + Schlatt recalls childhood trauma
7:25 A Slight misconception of accuracy
8:40 That waters old
9:49 Three things you should never say to an alpha
11:40 Drinking the Eminem Potion
12:40 I have a question for all men
13:45 Weezerpost #1
14:52 Alpha Male diet
16:06 Shit myself
16:31 Class funeral
17:15 Average NYC Subway
20:26 Talking Ben chocolate + Schlatt talks to Ben
22:55 Tired of women
23:20 Birthday Hat
23:44 Me after I conquer the British
24:45 Scary creature
24:59 How to make Methamphetamine
25:33 Cascade
26:10 Bingus
27:12 10 Year Old type beat
27:59 Cake jumpscare
28:41 Sewer man
29:43 Wallnut Bowling type beat
31:01 H O R S E
32:14 Return of the Bakery Man
33:25 Dogs can’t boogie
34:14 Let the dogs out
34:51 Radio stays on
35:13 Russian Toyota
36:11 Do you fuck dudes?
36:41 Traffic Cone launcher
38:43 Man shits in bucket
40:13 I’m pissed off gamers (feat. 9/11)
42:08 Forehead
43:16 Gamers did you know? (Feat. CIA)
44:13 Nikes
45:50 Sigma Male car wash
46:14 I have no idea what is happening in this one honestly
47:25 Beautiful Voice
47:35 Lego speed build Millennium Falcon
48:57 Does Joe Biden have a brother
49:53 Hug
50:33 War on IRS
51:56 We are sending the first rat to the moon
52:14 Trying to fart quietly
52:51 Cat Roomba
53:36 Practice with other men
54:37 Hillbilly Shot
55:46 How to make sandwihc
56:31 Vape God
57:59 Free Chase parking sign
58:36 Why are my pants wet
59:11 Weezerpost #2 (feat. Schlatt as Two Face)
1:02:12 Clean cut
1:03:00 Transformer Jesus Christ
1:04:00 Emergency
1:05:02 Cat stare
1:05:45 Joe Biden vs Donkey Kong
1:07:49 Days without pissing my bed
1:08:14 RC Car Crash
1:09:16 Sigma Frog
1:09:53 Leukemia
1:10:02 Alcohol Overdose
1:11:10 Texans when
1:12:20 Mater
1:13:08 NPC activity
1:14:56 This is even better
1:15:14 Melon be Smellin
1:15:40 Two men kissing
1:16:17 Daddy was screaming
1:17:57 My Singing Monsters moment
1:18:32 State of Survival
1:20:29 Firework fail
1:22:04 The Silver Surfer
1:22:54 Car Driver slander
1:24:00 Hot Gravel
1:25:06 Ratatouille
1:25:34 Rent is Expensive
1:26:48 God Bless Israel
1:27:58 Obama Bike
1:30:09 Fucking
1:31:47 Joe Bicycle
1:32:05 Pizza Delivery
1:36:35 First day having a chicken
1:36:51 Joe Biden's husband
1:37:11 Biden getting lost
1:39:36 Folded
1:40:23 Sugar Free Redbull (feat. Oklahoma City Bombing)
1:42:00 Surprising my BF
1:42:40 JSchlatt rates your 9/11 impressions
1:45:14 Weezerpost #3
1:45:48 Grand Canyon
1:47:58 Quandale Graduation
1:48:44 Sewer Clash Royale
1:50:55 Subway Surfer
1:55:09 Nature Guide
1:56:19 Chris Pratt
1:56:58 The Girth
1:58:20 9/11 Baby!
1:59:12 The Cow Whisperer
2:00:27 What da cat doin?
2:01:56 Gen Z humor
2:03:27 Telling NPC’s weird things
2:05:31 Joe Rogan
2:07:11 I stole a traffic cone
2:08:27 1939 mfs
2:09:08 Here comes the airplane
2:09:28 I povited
2:10:57 I’m the bomb
2:11:18 Shark Tale kisses Madagascar
2:11:35 16 Wheeler
2:11:52 1v1 in COD
2:13:12 Vitamin Water
2:14:00 Very Human Man returns
2:15:40 Last row in class
2:16:46 Colorblind Rubix Cube
2:17:30 Watermelon
2:19:33 Railed by a man
2:20:35 Beached
2:21:03 Swag Check
2:22:40 The one who moves is gay
2:24:40 Hot Cheetos
2:25:34 Clay Pigeons
2:26:04 Hot Wings
2:26:42 Better Call Saul
2:27:12 Best Candle
2:28:23 Gen Z Humor 2
2:28:54 Vibe
2:29:19 New Sims DLC
2:30:26 Movie Scene
2:31:27 Vector irl
2:32:25 Lonely Joe
2:34:20 Jury Duty
2:35:12 Talking Ben (real)
2:37:10 Dinosaurs in Love
2:37:38 What da dog doin
2:38:10 Came out swinging
2:38:44 Tragic Plane Accident caught live
2:39:02 World Trade Center 1:1
2:39:39 Don’t want baby to cry
2:40:01 Michigan over Ohio
2:40:58 Walmart Chronicles
2:41:09 Alpha Mentality
2:41:33 Ratatouille 2
2:42:04 Roll yourself
2:42:29 Cat bath
2:43:10 Respect the crib
2:43:56 What song
2:44:35 Mandarin Oranges
2:45:18 Tornados gonna suck me
2:45:35 He knows the vibes
2:46:10 Frat House Drama
2:47:28 Babytron
2:47:49 Hit the gritty
2:48:06 Animal in the animal crackers
2:48:30 White Boy jumpscare
2:48:40 Body Count
2:49:15 Average Brooklyn Resident
2:49:59 Chivalry isn’t dead
2:50:17 Actual wholesome video (extremely rare)
2:50:31 Crackhead moment
2:50:49 100$ Bill
2:51:08 Didn’t know you were chill like that
2:51:38 Crackhead returns
2:51:54 Drunk Driving is Legal
Schlack I know it gets you views but please stop I can’t keep doing this
What the actual fuck lmfao why did you do this you madlad
HOLY SHIT-
Thanks king
.
Schlatt is the type of person to lecture you when you show him a meme
22:27 THE CHANGE IN EXPRESSION
I saw rise of gru in theatres, it had a very message, and was a masterpiece of cinema. I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to watch movies that.
Minions forever
It was the most movie ever
Drone
Yeah, the movie definitely had visuals, ya know? And there was voice acting. And there was a script, definitely a script!
The movie has made a Grumillion dollars
I love the "5 dollars used to go a long way" conversation where chat is like "OMG ur so old!"
Like bro this wasn't the stone age this was less than 2 years ago.
tf u mean it was like 10 years ago
@@markbertrand6052 Bro like not even a year ago I could fill a 20 gallon tank for like 20-30 bucks and I’d be lucky not to break 100 now lol.
Not really 15 years ago 5 dollars was still not alot
@@jamdamn3485 Bro in some areas of the U.S 5 bucks of gas was like a quarter tank, now that same amount of gas is like 20 bucks lol.
@@cyanideinmycereal1077 okay yeah but that's not really Bidens fault we just had a global pandemic and a war just started
8:52
“that waters OOLLD”
*proceeds to drink it more(
ironically he has one of the best hairlines i’ve ever seen
This is gonna be a banger vod to watch, i just know it. Big guy never disappoints
I was disappointed 😠😠🤬🤬🤬😠😠🤬🤬😠🤬🤬🤬😠🤬😠🤬🤬😱🤬😠
yes spacklett is amazing
Hairless cats are based cause if you have two of them and they fight it just sounds like they're slapping the shit out of each other and its fucking hilarious
saying 'it's free' when you steal a traffic light is the perfect way to get your house broken into, everything of value taken, and a single note being left where your pc once sat saying 'its free'
52:31 No schlatt we call that a gas chamber
“It’s either fat ass, feet, or 9/11”
This was a sentence stated and nothing will ever take the top spot again.
It always brings a smile to my face whenever skat posts a vod
Yeah I love skart videos
Me too, shart is awesome.
I love shit
I agree, shlamongus vods are always entertaining
Yeah "shlaundale schlingle" vods are highly entertaining
8:41 new season of breaking bad looks crazy
Me watching gumball say that going to rise of gru was ocky wave then proceeding to beat dream’s ass this year
For those people taking street signs and whatnot:
"In most cases, sign theft is a misdemeanor, and the penalty is a fine and potentially up to a year in jail."
moral: don’t get caught
I was the one who put the vid with all the signs, if you dont get caught there is no penalty :)
but only if they find it :)
So you're saying its free if theres nobody to fine you
Officer, I found them.
My favorite parts
13:47 weird car noise
21:06 Schlatt talks to ben
27:59 a classic motorcycle I promise
31:40 it’s him
32:14 he’s back
34:17 no
36:51 shooting a firework out of a cone goes wrong
38:47 that
48:58 does joe Biden have a brother?
58:15 chase bank
59:11 Schlatt almost ends the stream
1:15:41 why did you wait for the countdown?
1:27:36 he takes off his finger
1:31:48 sleepy joe
1:32:07 an entire SpongeBob episode
1:36:53 joe bidens husband
1:37:12 joe got lost at the White House
1:39:06 Schlatt calms down with SpongeBob
1:42:40 Schlatt watches Schlatt
1:44:52 oh
1:44:58 Schlatt calms down with SpongeBob 2
1:45:11 O_O
1:45:14 Schlatt and weezer mix
1:48:46 clash royale in the sewer
2:01:20 again…
2:01:25 Schlatt calms down with SpongeBob 3
2:01:47 Schlatt loves sponge… bob
2:35:51 Schlatt talks to Ben part 2
2:52:43 hi I’m joe bidens husband “again”
How did you know
@@bbolt8473 Probably watched it live or the vod on twitch
Don’t forget the Schlorts
You left out the hot box and the guy pissing himself on the irs? Those killed me
Damn, man finished the video before it was uploaded.
1:08:34 I just love the insane loud laugh he lets out from seeing a kid get whacked in the head with a toy car
Kids getting hurt will always be funny
not the last time gumball will throw shade at people
Hah, nice
this couldn't have come at a better time i'm going on a roadtrip in a couple of days and now i have something to watch during it
Same here
same bro, im on a 6-7 hour trip and this makes the painful ammount of sitting worth the while
I’m in LaGuardia airport taking a fat shit while watching this vod
I’m also on a road trip
have fun!!!
I saw Rise of Gru with a couple of friends and some guys walked in wearing suits screaming Gru while me and my friends all just laughed.
On September 11th, 2001 two planes were driven into two towers called the Twin Towers where 2,977 lives were lost.
2,977
Plaines*
lets all thank shlsolg for such an entertaining video
theres like 5 youtubers who can actually make me laugh, this man is one of them
i laugh at things harder when schlatt is sitting confused in the corner
Why does 1:33:00 just make me think of JSchlatt as a dad? Dude is straight up asking if they wanna watch Spongebob, and they’re screaming yes, and he isn’t even against it. Straight up father JSchlatt. That’s genuinely adorable.
Also, 2:09:40 could very well not be faked, by the way. I don’t really have a stutter, but when I’m talking a lot around around people, I usually do. I sound like this a lot, even begin speaking about random things, and will go on for half a minute to a minute before I give up speaking and have to say each word individually later. So I kinda understand where this guy is coming from, and that this could all be real, but it’s still pretty funny.
9:54
the most fandom comment I ever fucking seen
@@HavingCrumpets shat: normal ass streamer things
Somebody: omg is shat a dad 🥺🥺🥺 that’s so cute
parasocial moment
5:00 man couldn’t handle his drink prepared the oky way
12:47 the bottom panel dude stayed till he found out it was about women bro same XD
1:14:39 I just noticed this but that guy who threw water on the grease fire is the Maintenance man. I recognize that shirt from when I used to do McDonald's Maintenance. He is supposed to be trained to handle that equipment. How in the hell did he not know how to handle this?
Probably didn't get trained right if at all
1:16:35 so, a bit of an explanation. This is an episode from Malcolm in the middle where Hal loses his job and Lois does her job full time so the dad stays at home, taking care of Dewey. When he goes to the park, he sees some strong men and learns they are dumber than his toddler child so he makes him do his budding. When he wants to go back home, the men develop abandonment issues and don’t want to leave him. Thus, this clip.
Do you know what episode?
@@teethbeans9994 Season 6 episode 2 “Busey’s run away”
@@shmimhead2476 thank you!!
@@shmimhead2476 thank you kind stranger
17:00 bro messed up his duolingo streak
13:30 i just got the gay joke
XD
Dude when he said that minions follow you everywhere, he is not lying. Every single day I try to get away from them they always are just coming back to haunt me.
I have Tesla Coils set up. It brings me joy hearing the electrocution of a minion as they try to raid my compound.
15:06 so this is where the "on average you eat 8 spiders a year" thing comes from, its just this guy, making it an average
he is spiders georg
"Why didn't we get Kanye?"
Let me count the ways, dear Schlatt...
Jschlatt: u toppled
Me: toppled like the twins
Great to rewatch this stream without 4 ads playing every 5 minutes
Now it’s 2 every 6 minutes!
@@PikaveeT Maybe stretch those minutes out by 4 and I'll be happy
addblocker
I was getting them way more fucking often then that… pissed me off.
Yo schluggy boy, I heard New Yorkers are the fastest readers in the world. Something about flying through 80 stories in a matter of seconds, TWICE. Can you believe that almost 3,000 people can do that?
I cannot believe I just watched this without stopping.
7:14 WAS HE ABOUT TO SAY AUTISM????? 😂😂😂😂😂
I used to think that Jschlatt was stupid, after hearing him rant about minions i changed my mind
I agree with “Shlatt’s” hatred for minions, for I also share such hatred towards them
I agree.
So do i but i found the whole joke funny with the suits
What minion race do you think is the best? I think two eyed minions are in any way superior.
Unbased
@@jointhecommunistpartywegot9415 i like the two eyed minions that are tall or average sized
15:38
When I searched it up all I got is fuсking spider riders anime opening, wtf
13:45 BEST CLIP
I'm fully convinced the only reason minions memes blew up was because it's so fucking funny that minions got more sales from memes than morbius
I mean tbh they both got old fast but morbin time got old faster
@@RandomGNK disagree. The whole joke with the morbius meme was that everyone said they would go but didn't go
Please do "Schlatt Rates Your Disgusting Kitchens"
That wouldn’t work as the majority of his audience never leaves their bedroom.
@@theelltrain8985 Can confirm. I spend 12-22 hours a day in my bedroom.
Do i have news for you
I just got done crying and then I come back Jschlatt whipped out his phone and started talking to Ben and that conversation got me
10:27 somebody should’ve told him he’s not that guy, he’s not that guy pal
16:29 AS A ROMANIAN,I CAN CONFIRM THAT THAT IS A STUDENT AFTER A TEST. I FELT THAT ON A PERSONAL LEVEL
Schlatt really tried to pull a Ludwig and succeeded, we just couldn't see his genius to keep the stream alive
1:00 luckily you would be supporting universal
I don’t think I’ve laughed harder at a fart joke other than one time.
10:55 true alphas know that if you stay Unstrapped the buckle makes a good beer opener
TRUE Alphas only drink 190 Proof grain liquor. Straight from the bottle, on fire with no chaser, you puss. Beer is for women and for cooking with, kind of like wine, but it tastes worse and has less alcohol.
Yikes this sounded serious so I figured I'd leave this here: /s
Holy crap I got soo many freaking memories from schlatt talking about his dinner experiments.
19:59 = instructions unclear, I’m now robbing the entire community of New York City
3:00
Bro says “attacked by dogs when you entered this country” bro heard “McDonald’s “ somehow and woke up
In this stream we finally found out the identity of who did the 99 killings, it was Schlitterbahn and we also found out his other identity, mr hands
Schlum Schlucket
Even though I can't catch the streams I always like watching the vods.
Where can I get this man to eat spiders so I can live fearless of spiders
Love that he added a beer joke dissing corona as if any of his fans are of legal drinking age or have any idea about beer
1:27:37
another rare moment where schlatt is absolutely bumblefluzzled and uses his strange finger movements to invoke the dark depths unknowingly
16:00 LMAO, it actually links to the hit show Spider Riders' OP
Without edits, he is so wholesome
the fact that i now know that the car radio does infact stay on during car crashes only further convinces me to always listen to something thatll make the tragic situation funny
83% of Mr. "Shclatt's" following has road signs, and I'm proud to be part of that 83%
It’s not free
same
@@anshulfail But its free
@@anshulfail But its free
@@anshulfail it is free, the school didn't need that speed limit sign anyway.
this edgy humor is making America feel like a doomsday event
we're getting close to the punchline. : )
Is VanossGaming in control the doomsday
Not making, it is
never thought id end up in schlatts channel after an unsupervised visit to the NY train system. schlatts reaction of utter bewilderment is priceless
Most of the time I can't really watch vods but all of these vods are bangers
Thank you schleezer for these amazing vods. But please stop drinking those weezer blue drinks. That's an edit waiting to happen.
You should do ranking viewers IP addresses next
For those who don't know, the google coin flip isn't actually 50/50. It has a higher chance of landing on tails.
Mecha Jesus lookin like a super soldat from Wolfenstein
I love how everyone keeps spamming Schlatt with Buddy Holly. Continue to spam this man with Wheezer. I crave his suffering.
0:40 "god i love farting" - joshtheguitarhero, 2022.
I loved the vid bro keep up the good work
Shlambert really knocking it outa the park
Oh Schlatt uploaded a new 3 hour vod? Tomorrow I'll grab a pizza after work while I watch the whole thing and relax. What a life.
8:00 so close, yet so far… if only he hadn’t put everything into strength 😂😂😂
On behalf of Monster Drinkers, some of us try to get different flavours. Sometimes We'll even take our collection cans and wash them in the bathtub. ^w^👍
First rule of New York City “don’t ask questions”
1:42:40 I'm very glad jschlatt was so confused by my video
11:01
#5 “Don’t fly into that tower.”
"Schladdy" never fails to entertain us
24:30 I actually had a Toothtunes brush when I was younger, and it played We Will Rock You by Queen
4:04 DUDE THIS VIDEO HAS ME ACTUALLY CRYING HOLY FUCK LMAO. No fucking little bits of tears I went from laughing to sobbing my eyes out lmao
25:38 homie hit the floor and made the Skyrim skill increase sound LMFAO
I watch Jschlatt all the time, but unfortunately i have come to a dangerous realization.
The amount of times I have been seriously inured trying to eat while watching his videos is.. astounding. I really need to stop taking drinks every time something funny happens.
This video taught me how to do the disappearing finger trick. Thanks Schlatt.