I like how unlike other vod channels “schlatt” actually takes the time out of his day to edit the footage even if it’s just a little bit to get right into the content
@SA-X if you knew what they were actually paid… Edit: Jesus people i knew it was a joke. Sorry my comment didn’t directly say i knew it was a joke and expected people to not throw a fit because they added there own context to it.
TIMESTAMPS 1:27 Doors vs Wheels 4:30 The Telebrush 9:30 New York City Crime Rates 13:20 How to Fix Everything (feat. Joe Biden) 16:41 “I don’t want to listen to you” 16:53 How to fix your 3DS (RIP Boner) 19:40 Wawa is better than Sheetz 21:14 Why Men are better than Women 22:58 Why Fridge? 24:19 Cryptids Rated from Least to Most Smashable 25:47 How to Create a Folder 28:23 My Very Cool Thing 30:01 Airsoft Gun 30:54 The Return of the Deer Man 32:22 The Bakery 34:39 Why I Invested in Burger Plane (feat. Weezer) 36:21 Pyrocynical 37:23 Why Schlatt should give me free Youtooz 39:53 Put the Cocaine Back in Energy Drinks (English Dub) 43:13 How to Survive the Rocky Mountains (Oral Presentation) 48:29 Why Passport.mid is the best Midi to come with Windows 50:35 Criminology 69 53:37 My name is funnimic 53:50 Dementia 55:35 The Catboys of the Dream SMP 57:07 My Sauce Collection 59:37 Bugsnax rated by how much I want to eat them 1:00:47 Top 10 Successful Communist Countries 1:01:33 The Blue secret formula 1:03:01 Why we should rebuild the Twin Towers 1:04:10 Judgement 1:06:08 Pay us for Pride Month 1:09:21 How to beat the allegations 1:11:19 Why you should buy Gamersupps 1:13:01 Why 9/11 is bad (feat. The Angry Birds) 1:13:55 Stuff I Made 1:16:30 Introduction Presentation 1:18:22 Sauceman Donation 1:19:33 Rating Places I’ve Cried 1:23:29 What My Ex’s would do to the Rams Slippers 1:25:53 Garfield Merch (feat. Garfield) 1:28:52 Who is the best Star Wars character? By XQC 1:31:05 Why I Hate My Cat 1:33:45 Jambo Mow 1:35:49 Why Schlatt is the Best Streamer 1:39:40 Schlatt has an existential meltdown 1:41:35 The Outdoors 1:42:57 Sauce 1:45:44 New Jersey Isn’t that bad (lie) 1:46:01 How Pussy Memes are Funny (feat. Weezer) 1:47:10 Return to New Jersey 1:52:18 How to Make a Hit Song 1:53:28 Why Schlatt fans are all mentally unstable 1:54:29 Why Cars are better than Bikes 1:56:31 People that can beat Schlatt in a fight 1:56:57 Return of the Schlanket 1:58:12 My Pets 2:01:28 Why airline Wifi is not expensive (feat. Weezer) 2:03:49 Introduction to the Furry Fandom 2:04:00 Is Megatron a “baddie” 2:05:44 Introduction to the Furry Fandom (again) 2:07:04 Beef Milk 2:08:52 What it’s like dating a Dream Stan 2:10:28 Return of the Water Fountain 2:11:44 How to Succesfully Stream Snipe 2:14:17 People Who Have Died From a Coconut 2:16:16 Using Math to find out when your Dad will come home 2:17:56 Chops vs No Chops 2:19:33 What happened to Tower 7 2:19:38 Best Lawnmower 2:21:29 Why JSchlatt is Epic Gamer 2:22:46 Joe Byron 2:24:34 How I Became a Furry 2:26:10 Just Saying 2:28:20 The Bubonic Plague 2:28:41 I posted on the Schlatt subreddit as a female 2:31:06 Fed-Ed 2:33:35 Women Suck 2:35:04 Jambo is a cold hearted killer 2:37:56 Why my parents don’t love me 2:38:25 The point of The Mask (feat. Ted Cruz) 2:41:05 Batman and Robin is the best Batman movie 2:45:22 Why Plane Wifi should not be free 2:47:29 In defense of back facing toilet paper 2:49:50 Why Schlatt should go back to streaming RCT2 2:53:01 Top Ten Hottest Mascots 2:54:52 Why I’m Awesome 2:58:45 Why I would smash Goofy 2:58:59 Twitter Bad 3:01:17 ITS FREE 3:02:51 Sex Appeal of Apple Products 3:06:57 Plagiarism 3:10:45 How I get ready in the morning 3:12:34 Why you should smoke Opium 3:12:40 How to make muffins 3:13:00 Why you should own a race car 3:13:45 Why the fog ISNT coming 3:15:53 The Earth is a flat disk 3:18:07 Possums are not pets 3:19:49 When Yellowstone will erupt 3:21:17 The equation of stealing things that are free 3:23:48 MORBIUS 3:25:22 Worst things I have done 3:30:48 Worst things I have done part 2 3:32:48 Alcohol
yeah and she worded it poorly, itd be correct to say о моих животных, which is about my animals. we dont really say "on smt" when talking about a topic ^^
1:31:06 if anyone is wondering pepper Potts is still alive and well, keep praying. But thanks for viewing my presentation that I made awfully through iMovie in 20 mins.
Haha Bro the telebrush kid is going places, that dude has a future in some type of comedy, hopefully he’ll be on a TH-cam channel or maybe even on live stage someday soon.
What's even better is the background music is from a playlist by a person called the caretaker that simulates what the mind goes through during dementia through song
Love these vods Schlatt. You simultaneously create long form content that's pretty good, and after you edit it down you create short bursts of super high quality content thats really good, so that all types of fans have there preferred content. Amazing idea.
I mean, I'm sure he's just playing it up for laughs, but a small part of me is starting to think that jshlatt may have legitimately forgotten that he told people to include that picture of the two black men kissing into their submissions.
@@TaborlinTheGreat oh yeah, he's definitely raking in the stacks from these, i would do the exact same if i were him but from a viewers perspective it's getting a bit repetitive
Can’t believe such a qualified professor could get the location of The Case of 1999 wrong, any qualified Schlatt historian would know off the top of their head that it took place in Enumclaw, WA, obviously.
I did a pretty solid presentation; it was about the “what color is math” debate but it exceeded the time limit by 3 minutes. But tbh idk how you can make a legitimately good and entertaining presentation in 2 minutes 😭
My favorite part about the 3DS presentation at 18:10 is that the info he's giving is true. I've fixed my old 3DS and that ribbon cable that goes through the 3DS' display hinge? It's a fucking PAIN IN THE ASS to fucking pull through... It hurts to do. I've done it with other people, in my house, and it became a fucking group-project puzzle to figure out. I even broke my first ribbon cable when replacing the entire screen. So the fact he was so happy about it, makes me question his sanity... Boner is a lunatic.
I dialed that phone number at 2:11:13 and it came up with a super creepy voice that said “the area code or telephone number as dialed is not valid . Please check the area code and-“ and it cuts off. It’s genuinely creepy.
I’m glad Schlatt has somehow managed to have his viewers give him content and it still manages to be entertaining. Truly a paragon in the TH-cam verse.
I gotta give some credit to these presenters. Playing the game Patently Stupid on Jackbox and making a good argument for an invention or presentation has proven to me that it is a LOT harder than you think.
Idk if this will help anyone but, (edit) i just saw that someone else did this and i wasted 40 minutes doing this 0:00 Intro 1:27 Ultimate Starting Presentation 5:04 Telebrush 9:29 NYC Crimes (Big Man related) 13:19 Chicago Presentation 16:54 3DS Presentation 19:39 Wawa > Sheetz Presentation 21:40 Why men are better Presentation 23:03 Why Fridge Presentation 24:23 Cryptids Smashability Presentation 26:03 How to create a Folder 28:27 His very cool thing he made presentation 30:12 Why airsoft guns dont hurt 31:00 Deer Hunter Presentation 32:21 OH MY GOD 34:52 $69 Burger Plane 36:25 Television Person 37:35 My dogs are cold 40:00 Australian man talking about cocaine in energy drinks 43:23 Skinwalkers 48:28 Passport mid is a BOP 50:35 The cold case of 1999 53:49 Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! 56:24 Catboy gay stuff idk 57:07 Sauce collection 59:59 Bugsnax edibility Presentation 1:01:14 Top 10 successful communist countries 1:01:39 Blue secret formula 1:03:33 Why we should rebuild the twin towers 1:04:30 Jschlatts cousin from kentucky 1:06:16 Gay & Pay 1:09:49 ITS NOT REAL 1:11:26 Gamersups Presentation 1:13:13 Why 9/11 is bad 1:13:54 Scrap making warlord 1:16:34 Landon. 1:19:37 Places ive cried 1:23:50 What my ex's would do to the ram slippers 1:26:01 Garfield Presentation 1:29:04 Who is the best star wars characters 1:31:12 Why I hate my cat 1:35:48 Why Schlatt is the worst streamer! 1:41:44 Prince Phillip 1:42:58 Sauce Presentation 1:46:02 Why pussy memes are funny 1:47:27 New Jersey Presentation 1:52:31 How to make a hit song 1:53:28 Other Australian man 1:54:47 Why cars are better than bikes 1:56:36 Wassup guys, its Quandale Dingle here 1:57:07 Schlanket 1:58:14 My pets 2:01:38 Why airline wifi is not expensive 2:04:06 Is Megatron a baddie? 2:05:57 Introduction to the furry fandom 2:07:03 Schlatt ai 2:09:07 What its like dating a dream stan 2:10:29 Water fountain man 2:11:44 Stream sniping Presentation 2:14:21 People who have died from being hit by a coconut 2:16:22 Stolen joke 2:18:23 Chops vs No Chops 2:19:46 Cub Cadet LT1045 is the best lawnmower 2:21:34 Why Schlatt is epic 2:22:54 JOOOOEEE BIDEN 2:24:56 Jeremiah Cumberdale 2:26:23 RCT2 sux! 2:28:24 The bubonic plague 2:28:50 WOMAN 2:31:21 Fed Ex man 2:34:17 Women Suck 2:35:21 Jambo the serial killer 2:38:11 Why my parents dont love me 2:38:41 Why Dream's "Mask" is a masterpiece 2:41:16 Schlatthew 2:45:27 Why plane wifi should not be free 2:47:28 Back facing TP 2:49:53 RCT2 rox! 2:53:07 Top 10 hottest mascots 2:55:56 THE BEST ONE 2:58:49 Why I would smash goofy 2:58:58 Fruit Feud 3:01:19 Free stuff! 3:03:02 Sex appeal of iphones (?) 3:06:57 Plagarism 3:10:45 Morning routine Presentation 3:12:38 Why you should smoke opium 3:12:59 Cool racecar 3:13:49 THE FOG 3:15:56 Ice Ball 3:18:16 Why opposums are FILTHY 3:19:52 Yellowstone Eruption 3:21:31 Free stuff! 2 3:24:01 ITS MORBIN TIME 3:25:22 Wheatskins Presentation 3:30:53 Wheatskins 2 3:32:52 Nopeify Presentation
Mans tried to make a literal fucking homemade EMP and "Schlatt" is wondering why he watches his videos as if this person isn't the exact type of person to watch him
I'm surprised Schlatt gets surprised by his audience also being into retro tech/making tech shit in general when he has said he watches youtubers that are popular in that scene and has those interests.
nice vid Schlagg! My favorite part was when I was watching a Ted walked into my room and broke my kneecaps with a metal baseball bat, and laughed as he did it. Good old Ted!
At 1:09:23 Jshlut brings up that we used to pay workers 5$ a day to work at an assembly line. However the standard wage at Ford, (the people who created the assembly line as we know it today) in 1913 (the year it was invented) was indeed 5$ a day HOWEVER, the standard wage before 1914 (when the assembly line got going) was *$2.34* per day. This means that with the introduction of the assembly line the average price of a worker doubled. Along with this the standard amount of time someone worked per day was 9 hours, Ford dropped this to 8 which is staggering since they got more money for less work per day. And lastly, if you account for inflation this means that Ford payed his workers $144.55 per day. The state with the highest paying minimum wage by July 2022 is Washington state at $16.08 which in an 8 hour work day equates to only $128.80 meaning that you are now payed LESS than those assembly line workers. So yeah, that’s all.
They were not working 8 hour days, try 13 hour days. This was before unions. They worked until the work was done for the day. They made a dollar, not 5.
As much as I love the meme of people stealing things because they're free, you can get charged tens of thousands for stealing a stop sign, and if an accident occurs at the intersection where it was stolen, you are liable for the entire cost of the accident. Just some food for thought
I was horrified when I heard about the Garfield cups because no joke it’s my favorite mug and I’ve used it on a day-to-day basis. It’s been in my family since 1978 (when it was first released) and I’ve used it for 8 years now. The last thing I expected was to find out that it causes cancer and brain damage and this definitely wasn’t the way I wanted to hear this news…
I love these user submitted react VODs, and I have to say this one's my favorite. The kind of Big Guy enjoyers that made it through onto this stream are clinically insane. 11/10
Every door has hinges. Hinges are circular and spin over a fixed axle. Hinges are wheels. Therefore, every one door must have at least one wheel, usually two or more. THEREFORE. there MUST be more wheels than doors.
Man, there’s no way the jokes in the telebrush bit was written by the kid narrating it. That was too good! Fucking hilarious, I was dying! Especially at 7:10 coming off the joke about it being made from the hair of Taiwanese children, the pause, then going straight into “the wood is made out of wood.” That shit had me dying 😂
I actually had a 2 hour discussion about the doors vs wheels topic with a friend involving many lists and definition references. the deciding factor was the fact that hinges are classified as made with "a wheel and an axel", so most doors require 1-2 wheels. it was a fun topic! 10/10 starting presentation
Sometimes with the cardboard display stuff when they through it away you can ask for it, they usually give it to you. But I do get the craziness of people grabbing street signs
I mean technically the end of the first presentation DID add on to the conversation. The planes, which have wheels and doors, were destroyed, and so were two skyscrapers and a lot of the Pentagon, which had a lot of doors and probably destroyed a lot of vehicles as well- wheels and doors. We'll never know how many doors and wheels were destroyed for sure, so we can never take them into account properly.
The first video was superb. I'd give it a solid 9/11. The second one made me genuinely happy. Never did I think I'd laugh so much at something made by someone probably half my age. This looks fun!
The 1st presentation legit was the ultimate starting presentation
it was definitely one of the presentations ever.
was definelty a presentation
@@xvor_tex8577 I totally agree. Was definitely one of the ever presentations
anyone got a link to just that one?
👨⚕️
I like how unlike other vod channels “schlatt” actually takes the time out of his day to edit the footage even if it’s just a little bit to get right into the content
TH-camr editing their own videos? That’s a good one
Edit the footage, just like the security footage of "schlatt" killing a man in 1999.
@@TropicDaKid That was no man...
@SA-X if you knew what they were actually paid…
Edit: Jesus people i knew it was a joke. Sorry my comment didn’t directly say i knew it was a joke and expected people to not throw a fit because they added there own context to it.
“Schlort” really does deserve some recognition for all he does
Being in the 5% of Jschlatts female viewers makes me happy that there was a presentation about another female schlatt viewer
Wait there's more than 2%?
why?
@@blueh4t880 man idk i just made up the 5%
Because theres almost no female viewers
@@zab6124 because theres almost no girls and i see them rarely-
But i guess thats special idk
@@S0ULS_ lmao it feels like it sometimes
TIMESTAMPS
1:27 Doors vs Wheels
4:30 The Telebrush
9:30 New York City Crime Rates
13:20 How to Fix Everything (feat. Joe Biden)
16:41 “I don’t want to listen to you”
16:53 How to fix your 3DS (RIP Boner)
19:40 Wawa is better than Sheetz
21:14 Why Men are better than Women
22:58 Why Fridge?
24:19 Cryptids Rated from Least to Most Smashable
25:47 How to Create a Folder
28:23 My Very Cool Thing
30:01 Airsoft Gun
30:54 The Return of the Deer Man
32:22 The Bakery
34:39 Why I Invested in Burger Plane (feat. Weezer)
36:21 Pyrocynical
37:23 Why Schlatt should give me free Youtooz
39:53 Put the Cocaine Back in Energy Drinks (English Dub)
43:13 How to Survive the Rocky Mountains (Oral Presentation)
48:29 Why Passport.mid is the best Midi to come with Windows
50:35 Criminology 69
53:37 My name is funnimic
53:50 Dementia
55:35 The Catboys of the Dream SMP
57:07 My Sauce Collection
59:37 Bugsnax rated by how much I want to eat them
1:00:47 Top 10 Successful Communist Countries
1:01:33 The Blue secret formula
1:03:01 Why we should rebuild the Twin Towers
1:04:10 Judgement
1:06:08 Pay us for Pride Month
1:09:21 How to beat the allegations
1:11:19 Why you should buy Gamersupps
1:13:01 Why 9/11 is bad (feat. The Angry Birds)
1:13:55 Stuff I Made
1:16:30 Introduction Presentation
1:18:22 Sauceman Donation
1:19:33 Rating Places I’ve Cried
1:23:29 What My Ex’s would do to the Rams Slippers
1:25:53 Garfield Merch (feat. Garfield)
1:28:52 Who is the best Star Wars character? By XQC
1:31:05 Why I Hate My Cat
1:33:45 Jambo Mow
1:35:49 Why Schlatt is the Best Streamer
1:39:40 Schlatt has an existential meltdown
1:41:35 The Outdoors
1:42:57 Sauce
1:45:44 New Jersey Isn’t that bad (lie)
1:46:01 How Pussy Memes are Funny (feat. Weezer)
1:47:10 Return to New Jersey
1:52:18 How to Make a Hit Song
1:53:28 Why Schlatt fans are all mentally unstable
1:54:29 Why Cars are better than Bikes
1:56:31 People that can beat Schlatt in a fight
1:56:57 Return of the Schlanket
1:58:12 My Pets
2:01:28 Why airline Wifi is not expensive (feat. Weezer)
2:03:49 Introduction to the Furry Fandom
2:04:00 Is Megatron a “baddie”
2:05:44 Introduction to the Furry Fandom (again)
2:07:04 Beef Milk
2:08:52 What it’s like dating a Dream Stan
2:10:28 Return of the Water Fountain
2:11:44 How to Succesfully Stream Snipe
2:14:17 People Who Have Died From a Coconut
2:16:16 Using Math to find out when your Dad will come home
2:17:56 Chops vs No Chops
2:19:33 What happened to Tower 7
2:19:38 Best Lawnmower
2:21:29 Why JSchlatt is Epic Gamer
2:22:46 Joe Byron
2:24:34 How I Became a Furry
2:26:10 Just Saying
2:28:20 The Bubonic Plague
2:28:41 I posted on the Schlatt subreddit as a female
2:31:06 Fed-Ed
2:33:35 Women Suck
2:35:04 Jambo is a cold hearted killer
2:37:56 Why my parents don’t love me
2:38:25 The point of The Mask (feat. Ted Cruz)
2:41:05 Batman and Robin is the best Batman movie
2:45:22 Why Plane Wifi should not be free
2:47:29 In defense of back facing toilet paper
2:49:50 Why Schlatt should go back to streaming RCT2
2:53:01 Top Ten Hottest Mascots
2:54:52 Why I’m Awesome
2:58:45 Why I would smash Goofy
2:58:59 Twitter Bad
3:01:17 ITS FREE
3:02:51 Sex Appeal of Apple Products
3:06:57 Plagiarism
3:10:45 How I get ready in the morning
3:12:34 Why you should smoke Opium
3:12:40 How to make muffins
3:13:00 Why you should own a race car
3:13:45 Why the fog ISNT coming
3:15:53 The Earth is a flat disk
3:18:07 Possums are not pets
3:19:49 When Yellowstone will erupt
3:21:17 The equation of stealing things that are free
3:23:48 MORBIUS
3:25:22 Worst things I have done
3:30:48 Worst things I have done part 2
3:32:48 Alcohol
There are a staggering number of 9/11 based jokes within this stream btw
thanks for taking the time to make this man!
Thank you King
These read like SCPs
Thank you!!
Schlatt will never have rest from the terror of his fanbase
He will never rest from another type of terror that occured on semptember 11th
And I will never rest after what “schlatt” did to me on that fateful fall day in 1999
This is his fault
@Crypticshadøws neither will those poor orphans
@@crypticshadows You.
You hold the answers the world is not ready for.
the kid who made the telebrush is a comedic genius and a conventional genius at the same time
the telebrush helped me tou- to keep in touch with my friends
Shlatt if you were wondering, at 1:59:41 she said
это моя презентация на мое животное
this is my presentation on my animal
that is true. i did in fact say that
@@nodsyeah aye your presentation was one of my favorites :]
yeah and she worded it poorly, itd be correct to say о моих животных, which is about my animals. we dont really say "on smt" when talking about a topic ^^
@@nodsyeah yo it's the legend
@@nodsyeah я очень рад что ты решила запостить свою презентацию на канале человека "шлатт" она и правда была увлекательной.
1:31:06 if anyone is wondering pepper Potts is still alive and well, keep praying. But thanks for viewing my presentation that I made awfully through iMovie in 20 mins.
oh my god it’s female 20 midwest 5” 5’ 127 lbs
Put your cat in a ball it'll be fine then
Nooooo, she’s dead???
#ripbozo
@@CiphersVII if you want to get technical
I love the recurring characters in these streams. Sauce drawer guy, deer head guy, the tv cosplayer, etc.
*fountain noises*
@@6thKazekage3647 *balls*
Cake factory
and the really cool thing guy!
a very cool thing
Schlittorus needs to understand that simply telling us to stop uploading weezer will only make the masses perform the action more
fucking WHAT?
schlittorus ☠️
schlussy :sobbing emoji:
And unlike stealing public and private property, uploading WEEZER is completely legal
@EakiTurtle Schlaggina
Haha Bro the telebrush kid is going places, that dude has a future in some type of comedy, hopefully he’ll be on a TH-cam channel or maybe even on live stage someday soon.
You might be asking: Wait isnt this illegal? Yes.
Yeah, that kid knows how to fake* nervousness! Or, maybe it was real, and they just used it to their advantage? Either way, good soup.
he actually has a channel, its called jjhassy
was it just me or did that kid sound like a girl?
@@jermarat Does it matter what they sound like?
The telebrush presentation is exactly how me and my friends would make projects in class and we would not stop laughing
2:55:57 “There I am, Gary! There I am!”
I’m glad you enjoyed the presentation, thanks for the kind words!
that was the best one in my opinion, good job!
are you being held hostage?
You have convinced me you are amazing and should not be bullied.
@@em4six348 No :)
You did absolutely amazing
Schlatt just can’t get away from us, can he?
He can't and never will
Someone's gonna come along and go "sChLaTt"
@@glassofwater281 “Schlatt” just can’t get away from “us”, can he?
You can laugh now.
@@heheheeh2781 hahahahaha you did the exact thing I was talking about I'm laughing from funny
*schlanket
I honestly hate myself right now- I’m binge watching your videos instead of sleeping despite having to go to a museum in the morning
This is crazy I loved the part where Schlatt reacts to your awful presentations.
my favourite vas the AWFUL presentation
I loved the one video where he posted one of his stream vods
@@lululegende1407 No, him reacting is better
Same
nah that part was just kinda crap but when Schlatt reacts to your awful presentations that was the best part
dementia guy was so funny, probably the most I've laughed in 5 years.
Thank you, I appreciate it
@@yummowickersham7746 i forgor 💀
Who?
What's even better is the background music is from a playlist by a person called the caretaker that simulates what the mind goes through during dementia through song
I don't remember that one
Any 2027ers here
Here
Love these vods Schlatt. You simultaneously create long form content that's pretty good, and after you edit it down you create short bursts of super high quality content thats really good, so that all types of fans have there preferred content. Amazing idea.
5Head
I always watch both so yes I agree xD
I mean, I'm sure he's just playing it up for laughs, but a small part of me is starting to think that jshlatt may have legitimately forgotten that he told people to include that picture of the two black men kissing into their submissions.
"Why my dementia hasn't affected me as a person" was definitely my favorite.
2:01:31 that’s me! Glad I could WEEZER Schlatt, even if it was in the most complicated way possible :)
You absolutely killed it!
yo! great presentation!
WWWWWWWWWWWEEZER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Absolute legend
Incredible work
I love how schlatt even looks like he hates these streams
But not gonna lie, this format is too good to just drop off. I would be suprised if he is not making big bucks from these.
@@TaborlinTheGreat oh yeah, he's definitely raking in the stacks from these, i would do the exact same if i were him but from a viewers perspective it's getting a bit repetitive
@@Scopop08 at least he does try to make it unique, like its react content but with his own twist
Can’t believe such a qualified professor could get the location of The Case of 1999 wrong, any qualified Schlatt historian would know off the top of their head that it took place in Enumclaw, WA, obviously.
West Assachusetts
This video couldn’t have started w/ a better presentation. A genuine argument that just crashed & burned
you know what else crashed and burned
@@Stolashunter your moms happiness after you were born?
@@Stolashunter the Hindenburg
@@Stolashunter MY MOM!!!
@@Stolashunter June Seventh, 2023 will
3:06:55 I really enjoyed the reaction JSchlatt. Thanks for watching my presentation!
A really well done edit
1 of 4 presentations I actually enjoyed was yours, good work
nice work 👍👍
this was one of my favorite ones from the stream! excellent job!
you killed it man!
i love the deer guy in the video that was the best one
Facts muffin facts
Who are you bro ☠
@@toppy6744 deer guy
@@toppy6744 Who are you bro ☠
I did a pretty solid presentation; it was about the “what color is math” debate but it exceeded the time limit by 3 minutes. But tbh idk how you can make a legitimately good and entertaining presentation in 2 minutes 😭
Math is blue
@@spooder1568 no it’s green
@@bluewuppo prove it. Most calculators are either blue or black. Ever seen a green calculator? Didnt think so.
Math is red
Math = Red
Okay, but that first one genuinely had me laughing so hard.
does anyone know if the guy has a channel?
@@meku747 th-cam.com/channels/yFsM31rX3HC3_0R-755pXg.html
@@meku747 I don’t know. All I know is what happened on September 11th, 2001.
@@meku747 th-cam.com/channels/G9Z2tm9WbRQmiZlNhgQe9g.html
It was so funny watching Jschlatt actually listening intently and how he was fascinated by it.. I LOVE IT
My favorite part about the 3DS presentation at 18:10 is that the info he's giving is true. I've fixed my old 3DS and that ribbon cable that goes through the 3DS' display hinge? It's a fucking PAIN IN THE ASS to fucking pull through... It hurts to do. I've done it with other people, in my house, and it became a fucking group-project puzzle to figure out. I even broke my first ribbon cable when replacing the entire screen.
So the fact he was so happy about it, makes me question his sanity... Boner is a lunatic.
39:26 translates to “I am coming for you Jschlatt, you better be careful about what you say” and then some more that just seems like gibberish
The other half clearly says
Bane Of Arthropods IV...?
any 2024ers here
no
im sorry that was rude yes hello
No, 2025.
No im from 6273
No year 22
17:45 I own a DS and this presentation was actual damn useful
BAHAHAHA
I have a 3ds and it was also very useful for me
I dialed that phone number at 2:11:13 and it came up with a super creepy voice that said “the area code or telephone number as dialed is not valid . Please check the area code and-“ and it cuts off. It’s genuinely creepy.
DUDE I JUST DID HOLY FUCK THATS FREAKY
I love the part where “Schlatt” ranked the presentations. Definitely the most stream in a while
I’m glad Schlatt has somehow managed to have his viewers give him content and it still manages to be entertaining. Truly a paragon in the TH-cam verse.
It is truly an honor to be the first person on “Schlatt’s” presentation stream, I cracked the case
👏
man i cant stop quoting " my voice sounds dead cuz I've been sucking too much dick"
btw great presentation
“Schlatt”, unlike other streamers, puts effort into editing “his” vods. amazing work, “Schlatt”, just like the amazing work you did in ‘99.
Okay but like:
- "Having deer season be all year long = no more poaching" was an underappreciated joke
I gotta give some credit to these presenters. Playing the game Patently Stupid on Jackbox and making a good argument for an invention or presentation has proven to me that it is a LOT harder than you think.
Idk if this will help anyone but, (edit) i just saw that someone else did this and i wasted 40 minutes doing this
0:00 Intro
1:27 Ultimate Starting Presentation
5:04 Telebrush
9:29 NYC Crimes (Big Man related)
13:19 Chicago Presentation
16:54 3DS Presentation
19:39 Wawa > Sheetz Presentation
21:40 Why men are better Presentation
23:03 Why Fridge Presentation
24:23 Cryptids Smashability Presentation
26:03 How to create a Folder
28:27 His very cool thing he made presentation
30:12 Why airsoft guns dont hurt
31:00 Deer Hunter Presentation
32:21 OH MY GOD
34:52 $69 Burger Plane
36:25 Television Person
37:35 My dogs are cold
40:00 Australian man talking about cocaine in energy drinks
43:23 Skinwalkers
48:28 Passport mid is a BOP
50:35 The cold case of 1999
53:49 Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person!
56:24 Catboy gay stuff idk
57:07 Sauce collection
59:59 Bugsnax edibility Presentation
1:01:14 Top 10 successful communist countries
1:01:39 Blue secret formula
1:03:33 Why we should rebuild the twin towers
1:04:30 Jschlatts cousin from kentucky
1:06:16 Gay & Pay
1:09:49 ITS NOT REAL
1:11:26 Gamersups Presentation
1:13:13 Why 9/11 is bad
1:13:54 Scrap making warlord
1:16:34 Landon.
1:19:37 Places ive cried
1:23:50 What my ex's would do to the ram slippers
1:26:01 Garfield Presentation
1:29:04 Who is the best star wars characters
1:31:12 Why I hate my cat
1:35:48 Why Schlatt is the worst streamer!
1:41:44 Prince Phillip
1:42:58 Sauce Presentation
1:46:02 Why pussy memes are funny
1:47:27 New Jersey Presentation
1:52:31 How to make a hit song
1:53:28 Other Australian man
1:54:47 Why cars are better than bikes
1:56:36 Wassup guys, its Quandale Dingle here
1:57:07 Schlanket
1:58:14 My pets
2:01:38 Why airline wifi is not expensive
2:04:06 Is Megatron a baddie?
2:05:57 Introduction to the furry fandom
2:07:03 Schlatt ai
2:09:07 What its like dating a dream stan
2:10:29 Water fountain man
2:11:44 Stream sniping Presentation
2:14:21 People who have died from being hit by a coconut
2:16:22 Stolen joke
2:18:23 Chops vs No Chops
2:19:46 Cub Cadet LT1045 is the best lawnmower
2:21:34 Why Schlatt is epic
2:22:54 JOOOOEEE BIDEN
2:24:56 Jeremiah Cumberdale
2:26:23 RCT2 sux!
2:28:24 The bubonic plague
2:28:50 WOMAN
2:31:21 Fed Ex man
2:34:17 Women Suck
2:35:21 Jambo the serial killer
2:38:11 Why my parents dont love me
2:38:41 Why Dream's "Mask" is a masterpiece
2:41:16 Schlatthew
2:45:27 Why plane wifi should not be free
2:47:28 Back facing TP
2:49:53 RCT2 rox!
2:53:07 Top 10 hottest mascots
2:55:56 THE BEST ONE
2:58:49 Why I would smash goofy
2:58:58 Fruit Feud
3:01:19 Free stuff!
3:03:02 Sex appeal of iphones (?)
3:06:57 Plagarism
3:10:45 Morning routine Presentation
3:12:38 Why you should smoke opium
3:12:59 Cool racecar
3:13:49 THE FOG
3:15:56 Ice Ball
3:18:16 Why opposums are FILTHY
3:19:52 Yellowstone Eruption
3:21:31 Free stuff! 2
3:24:01 ITS MORBIN TIME
3:25:22 Wheatskins Presentation
3:30:53 Wheatskins 2
3:32:52 Nopeify Presentation
i like how half the presentations inculde either feet, 9/11 or men, love the hivemind of the "jschlatt" community
we got our priorities set straight
@@RealShrimpu not straight but true
@@RealShrimpustraight? Haha okay buddy. Wanna make love☺️?
I’m slowly realising that the people who watch Schlatt are people who enjoy situational comedy and I love it.
Chat doesn’t know what they were talking about the angry birds 9/11 joke was masterfully crafted
It brings me a weird sense of joy whenever i see deer guy and his collection of deer heads
Schlatt can’t be called Mr Wonderful after what he did in 1999.
he was just following orders....
"Frag" rance man
@@youtubby-932 shhh don't divulge sleeper agent code names
" "*
his coconut related demise is near
Mans tried to make a literal fucking homemade EMP and "Schlatt" is wondering why he watches his videos as if this person isn't the exact type of person to watch him
As another person who has made a homemade EMP, I'm proud to be a fan of Schlut
Look man I gotta find a way to stop the parking tickets
I'm surprised Schlatt gets surprised by his audience also being into retro tech/making tech shit in general when he has said he watches youtubers that are popular in that scene and has those interests.
Thank you so much for this, “Schlatt”. You continue to make me “laugh” with all the great “content” you keep giving!
45:45 "They don't got that Wendussy" Fucking killed me bro 💀(>ᴗ
8:06
Ever since I bought the telebrush, I could finally touch my friends while brushing my hair!
Nathan was absolutely amazing, that punchline was AMAZING
I love the part. Where is Schlatt rates the presentations
That first presentation was genuinely golden💀
nice vid Schlagg! My favorite part was when I was watching a Ted walked into my room and broke my kneecaps with a metal baseball bat, and laughed as he did it. Good old Ted!
This happens to me all the time! What a fun guy.
""But wait isnt this illegal?" Well yes."
"So the main features of the telebrush..."
At 1:09:23 Jshlut brings up that we used to pay workers 5$ a day to work at an assembly line. However the standard wage at Ford, (the people who created the assembly line as we know it today) in 1913 (the year it was invented) was indeed 5$ a day HOWEVER, the standard wage before 1914 (when the assembly line got going) was *$2.34* per day. This means that with the introduction of the assembly line the average price of a worker doubled. Along with this the standard amount of time someone worked per day was 9 hours, Ford dropped this to 8 which is staggering since they got more money for less work per day. And lastly, if you account for inflation this means that Ford payed his workers $144.55 per day. The state with the highest paying minimum wage by July 2022 is Washington state at $16.08 which in an 8 hour work day equates to only $128.80 meaning that you are now payed LESS than those assembly line workers.
So yeah, that’s all.
They were not working 8 hour days, try 13 hour days. This was before unions. They worked until the work was done for the day. They made a dollar, not 5.
They also had zero workers rights, safety precautions or job security so...
1:35:49 I appreciate the comp Schlatt! Unfortunately I had to do you dirty like that...
*I stole your presentation*
@@oriontigley5089 for what reason!? Do tell…
@@majoritygamerp5518 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
RIP schlatt, just got decked by a coconut
“schlatt”’s relationship with Radiohead is something I desperately need to get to the bottom of.
As much as I love the meme of people stealing things because they're free, you can get charged tens of thousands for stealing a stop sign, and if an accident occurs at the intersection where it was stolen, you are liable for the entire cost of the accident. Just some food for thought
"we're on a tight schedule I got to get back home" proceeds to watch the presentations for 4 hours
I was horrified when I heard about the Garfield cups because no joke it’s my favorite mug and I’ve used it on a day-to-day basis. It’s been in my family since 1978 (when it was first released) and I’ve used it for 8 years now. The last thing I expected was to find out that it causes cancer and brain damage and this definitely wasn’t the way I wanted to hear this news…
I love these user submitted react VODs, and I have to say this one's my favorite. The kind of Big Guy enjoyers that made it through onto this stream are clinically insane. 11/10
Time to finish the whole wheels doors argument, planet rings
the gaming microwave blows my mind. hope “schlatt” gets one
Thank you!
Every door has hinges. Hinges are circular and spin over a fixed axle. Hinges are wheels. Therefore, every one door must have at least one wheel, usually two or more. THEREFORE. there MUST be more wheels than doors.
Plot twist, the wheels have multiple doors on them.
But open scapes are door ways so doors without wheels
Man, there’s no way the jokes in the telebrush bit was written by the kid narrating it. That was too good! Fucking hilarious, I was dying! Especially at 7:10 coming off the joke about it being made from the hair of Taiwanese children, the pause, then going straight into “the wood is made out of wood.” That shit had me dying 😂
I love how he wasn't at all suspicious of Dr. College
God, that fucking dementia presentation with Everywhere at the End of Time playing in the background hit different.
my mom owns that Garfield phone
The More You Know
1:13:55 that’s me! It was awesome to get on the stream!
I love you
Great VOD :)
Keep it up Big Man we love you
It’s June 2024 and it still haven’t erupted.
39:40 actually gave me a heart attack. The sound literally lined up with the way my room is arranged
SAME
BRUH I WAS WATCHING HOME ALONE AT 2AM
Fuck that presenter in particular 😂
For real! It gave me a heart attack
For anyone curious, the water fountain is 42% off on Amazon, selling for ~460 dollars
I actually had a 2 hour discussion about the doors vs wheels topic with a friend involving many lists and definition references. the deciding factor was the fact that hinges are classified as made with "a wheel and an axel", so most doors require 1-2 wheels. it was a fun topic! 10/10 starting presentation
I am ecstatic that this is actually a series, when the first one released I thought it’d be a one-off thing.
This has to be the most enjoyable vod I’ve ever seen
Ive been watching this video every night for over a year (6 months ago i left a comment but by that point i watched the video maybe 200 ish times)
we need a card for "Cards against humanity" that's just:
"Schlatt Ranks Your AWFUL Blank"
Schlatt ranks your awful rhymes
Sometimes with the cardboard display stuff when they through it away you can ask for it, they usually give it to you. But I do get the craziness of people grabbing street signs
I mean technically the end of the first presentation DID add on to the conversation. The planes, which have wheels and doors, were destroyed, and so were two skyscrapers and a lot of the Pentagon, which had a lot of doors and probably destroyed a lot of vehicles as well- wheels and doors. We'll never know how many doors and wheels were destroyed for sure, so we can never take them into account properly.
The first video was superb. I'd give it a solid 9/11.
The second one made me genuinely happy. Never did I think I'd laugh so much at something made by someone probably half my age. This looks fun!
the part where "schlatt" reviewex your awful presentations was immaculate
Shlatt:"Sheets did not kill JFK, that was our government"
"Our" government: uh oh time to silence him
At 39:28 says “I am coming for you Jschlatt you better be careful about what you say” I ended off on the end of the first line, the rest I left alone.
That was you?? AMAZING JOB also what language is that lol 😅
Schlatt is being tortured by us at this point
Any 2026rs here
Damn I'm 2000bc
I just invented the wheel 🤯
Whats a 2?
That TV head is sick though, I’m glad “Schlatt” included her presentation in the stream.
why tf do yall put " around schlatts name?
@@frazzledapplesvr124 it’s an inside joke
New VOD idea: Schlatt ranks your art pieces
All crime jokes:
12:10
A man was slashed on Lexington Ave, 53rd Street, at the station to the E Train. The man who did it was actually Sabin Jones.
Slatt just keeps reusing the same goddamn thumbnail.
AND I LOVE IT
Feels intentional at this point
@@lukejennings7706 it is (he said it on stream)
I love that disgusted goat face
The only problem with the telebrush is when you use it for it’s intended purpose, the only thing people can hear from the other end is hair noises
That's where the Telebrush+ comes in
I love how he never ranks them, just reacts.
1:03:00 was me! Didn't realize how shitty my mic is until hearing it on stream, sorry gang
excellent presentation! but yeah the mic was hard to hear haha
The deer guy was clearly the best fr
Not even four minutes in,
Donation: "Loser."
"Schlatt": :|
I ACTUALLY RESPONDED "yeah?" AT 39:29 I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS KNOCKING ON MY DOOR 😭