TIMESTAMPS 0:13 How to make Soup 1:03 Dementia Hot Dog 2:47 Very Human soup 3:55 Microwave packaging 4:25 Cilantro Lime Rice 6:32 Turkey and Cheese Sandwich 10:25 Single Dad Hotel Ramen 11:54 Psychopath Chicken 14:26 How to Cook Cereal ft. 9/11 17:47 Schlatt makes some Blue 20:16 Femboy Scrambled Eggs 23:22 How to make Meth ft. Asuka 25:28 What was he cooking? Ft. Nagasaki 27:22 Making Rammy 33:13 Brazilian Eggs 34:07 Planktons Vegetable Stew 39:04 Dinner is Served 41:36 Chinese Food 42:44 Egg ft. Free Signs 44:28 Chum Bucket 46:46 World's most Crispy Fries 47:52 Gamergumps Cake ft. 9/11 49:03 Bill Clinton Cooking 50:53 Chef Samsons Roaches 53:22 Big Macs 55:41 Lasagna ft. Black Tar Heroin 1:00:01 Markiplier Fruit Salad 1:02:19 How to Cook Fish Ft. Meth 1:08:14 Steak ft. Joe Biden 1:10:41 How to make Blue 1:13:15 Southern Ribs 1:17:26 How to open Tuna Can 1:18:30 Ice Cream in a Bag Ft. Weezer and 9/11 1:20:54 Drink Vanilla Extract 1:23:52 Crystal Meth and Schlatt Meditation 1:26:10 Sunflower Seeds 1:27:26 Blowjob Shot 1:28:48 Jahnun 1:30:06 Schlatt Cake 1:32:12 Cosmic Brownie Butes 1:32:33 Frootaye 1:33:57 Cheese Toasty ft. Mr Hands 1:36:25 Straight from the Source 1:37:13 Hot Dogs ft. 9/11 1:41:54 PBJ Sandwich 1:46:19 Peanut Butter Cookies (actual good post) 1:47:56 Meatloaf.jpeg 1:48:12 How to make cook chicken in minecraft 1:50:34 Crossaint 1:52:37 Cooking Mug Brownie 1:54:04 Kittens 1:56:32 Nut Cookies 1:59:48 A Burning Hill 2:00:10 Ramen.mp4 2:03:01 Ramen again Ft. 9/11 2:04:17 Rice Krispie Treats Ft. 9/11 2:07:08 Return to Ramen Kid 2:07:20 3 Sandwiches 2:10:07 Schlatt Makes Spaghetti 2:12:11 Schlake 2:12:49 “This is a compilation of everything that pisses me off” 2:16:34 Egg ft. Jerma 2:18:20 Schlanket Returns 2:19:06 Mens Cake Ft. Weezer 2:21:05 The Tragedy 2:21:20 Pickle Returns 2:23:26 Tummy Ache Elixir 2:26:01 Very Human Bicycle 2:26:47 French Food 2:28:56 Schlrambled Schleggs Ft. Weezer 2:30:02 Omelette 2:31:11 Will It Barbeque 2:31:51 How to Make CIA Method Black Powder 2:32:04 Beans
Just for your information, Jahnun (1:28:48) isn't a pastry. It's basically a ton of oil/butter on a dough that's been baked in the oven/shabat plate for a ton of hours. Kinda looks like a brown rectangular sausage
Correction, the black tar heroin was also just a CIA black powder video, the same one actually. (Don’t recommend CIA method, using alcohol as a binder is inefficient, messy, and produces poor powder due to improper charcoal and sulfur integration, if you have to use a liquid method use something with less water content. If you’re on a budget I’d recommend making yourself a ball mill or buying a rock tumbler and using the normal method, or combining the 2)
The funniest part isn’t how many people sent in tutorials on how to make drugs, but that the mods absolutely knew what they were doing when they added them to the drive🤣
I love how quickly He went from anger at receiving ingredients for Black Tar Heroin, to angrily threatening the life and safety of a viewer seeking revenge.
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man? Your fanbase is unhinged, and if you ask them for any custom content they WILL drive you crazy!
1:33:54 this is kinda awkward cause it was so perfectly timed and the responses were so good, I forgot he was watching a video and they were both in a call talking to each other, so the silence is just weird
sand cave guy has to be my favorite submission because that guy either went through the effort of filling this cave with furniture and bottles just for a 2 minute jschlatt submission or he genuinely had the cave set up for something else beforehand
I never EVER imagined even in my wildest dreams a grown ass adult yelling at the camera saying not to send him videos on how to make meth... What a time we live in.
29:20 so, the issue with doing it by hand is that clay picks up the texture of your hands if you press too hard, so it isn't as smooth. Having the pasta press also makes mixing colors a lot easier, I've noticed from videos
This fresh take on reacting by actually creating or at least contributing to the accumulation of content is much needed. Probably feels great to do as it's content created for you specifically. Keep it up hung harry.
I love all the new content "Schlatt" has been making recently. This really reminded me of what he did to all those people back in '94. Keep up the great work!
I've been really stressed about starting college and this is helping distract my mind from it. Thanks Big Guy, you help a lot more than you may realize.
Hey friend! College can be stressful if you’re going for the first time, but just remember that A: it’s a LOT better than high school, B: places like Aldi’s and Lidl are your friend if you’re buying your own food, and C: everyone changes their major at least once, and it won’t ruin your degree if you need to do it. You got this! 👏
the fact that he just wanted to rate some cooking and ended up with having to sit through his fans being on the verge of becoming serial killers is something i don't think i'll be able to find anywhere else
3:59 ….. I REMEMBER WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY PUT POPTARTS IN THE MICROWAVE STILL WITH THE PACKAGING ON- I just had a terrible flashback man that scared the crap out of me when that happened and I immediately opened the microwave…….
Wish I’d been there for this one, I’ve got a rather nasty personal favorite I could have shared too White rice with canned tuna and ranch Rice gets cooked in the rice cooker Cooked rice gets mixed with 1-2 cans of chopped tuna (depending on how many helpings I’m preparing) Then after thoroughly mixing the rice and tuna I proceed to portion it out into multiple Tupperware containers After which they’re refrigerated and then over the course of the next day or so are consumed one at a time, the rice/tuna mix heated in the microwave and then saturated with a decent serving of fresh out of the fridge ranch mixed inside, to complement the tuna and keep the rice from being too dry According to public perception: Rice + tuna = ✅ Tuna + ranch = ✅ Rice + ranch + tuna = ❌
I love how the chat knows that we will be watching the vods and greets us with "Hi VODS watchers". Schlatt's twitch chat is honestly so sweet and hilarious.
Timestamps: 0:12 How to Make Soup 1:04 Grounded Hot Dogs 2:47 Automatic Soup Machine 3:54 Caramel Sauce 4:24 Cilantro Lime Rice 6:32 Ghetto Sandwich 10:26 Single Dads Kitchen: Episode 9 11:55 Unhinged Cooking 14:36 Toy Kitchen 20:25 Cooking Eggs with Femboy 23:22 Asuka’s Lab: Methamphetamine 25:30 What Was He Cooking? 27:21 Making Rammie 33:12 Making Eggs 34:11 Cooking with Plankton 39:07 Dinner is Served 41:35 Dog Meat 42:43 “Egg” 44:27 Mystery Meat 47:04 World’s Most Crispy Fries 47:55 GamerSupps Cake 49:03 Cursed by Bill 50:56 Chef Samson’s Kitchen 53:18 Big Macs for Bigger Men 55:41 Cooking Meal for Lord 1:00:01 Fruit Salad with Markiplier 1:02:20 How to Cook a Fish 1:08:12 How to Cook Steak 1:10:45 Guide to Making Blue 1:13:15 Southern Ribs 1:17:26 Guide to Opening Tuna 1:18:30 Ice Cream in a Bag 1:20:55 Vanilla Extract 1:23:53 Guide to Homemade Crystal Meth 1:26:04 Sunflower Seeds 1:27:25 BJ Shot 1:29:08 Jewish Food 1:30:07 Inedible Schlatt Cake 1:32:11 Cosmic Brownie Bites 1:32:33 Koolaid Noodles 1:33:56 Cheese Toastie 1:36:25 Straight from the Source 1:37:13 Discord Makes Hot Dogs 1:41:54 Play-Dough 1:46:05 Peanupbubber Cookies 1:47:53 meatloaf.jpg 1:48:10 How to make cook chicken in Minecraft 1:50:34 The Croissant 1:52:37 Cooking Mug Brownie 1:54:04 Kitty Cat 1:56:32 Nut Cookies 1:59:48 Catastrophe 2:00:10 ramen.mp4 2:03:02 How to Make Ramen 2:04:12 Rice Krispies 2:07:08 Ramen Guide (continued) 2:07:19 3 Sandwiches 2:10:09 Schlatt makes Spaghetti 2:12:12 Schlake 2:12:48 Schlatt’s Favorite 2:16:39 Making an Egg 2:19:06 Men’s cake 2:21:05 Crab 2:21:20 Grilled Cheese 2:23:27 Help with Upset Tummy 2:26:03 Bicycle Seat 2:26:47 France 2:28:57 Rammie Eggs 2:30:03 Omelet Guide 2:31:14 Kebob 2:31:51 CIA Method Blackpowder 2:32:14 Yummy Ravioli
This was a funny stream. Also, the song in the eternal hot dog one is about/inspired by the mind of someone with dementia so the fact that it just keeps repeating makes it funnier to me
I haven't seen the stream yet but I submitted a video of my foster cat with her babies, she did technically 'cook' them but it didn't get off the ground so I'll be surprised if schlatt saw it Edit: it got in! 1:54:04 Her name is actually Mina, and I had to rename the kittens after the ninja turtles plus April o Neil because the shelter said the space names were taken. The kittens are about 4 weeks as of this comment, and they are available for adoption once they're old enough. (If you're around New Jersey lol)
Schlatt...I want you to know that at least in my experience breaded isnt always cooked. I made that mistake once and heated up breaded nuggies. I ate about 12 before I realized that the chomp felt weird. I looked and i had eaten 12 raw breaded nuggies that were the size of golf balls. Food poisoning was a blast that night.
@@catpoke9557 here’s the problem… I was dipping them in ranch and I was gaming so I wasn’t super focused on what I was eating until I zoned back into reality from my hyper fixation mid chomp and realized it felt w r o n g
@@bellagrace5900 The feeling of a 'wrong bite' is so indescribably horrible. I once got finished eating pizza and felt what I thought was a parsley leaf in my mouth, so I bit into it with my incisors. Now the bad thing is that this 'parsley' crunched and ripped. It wasn't parsley. It wasn't even a plant. It was a GNAT. A tiny gnat that got in my drink, lord knows how many I drank on accident... And the feeling of it crunching... Now, I've eaten bugs on accident before and want to try some to eat on purpose. But they were WEEVILS, and they were cooked, and the bugs I want to try are roasted grasshoppers. AKA, AGAIN, COOKED. NOT A RAW GNAT THAT HAD BEEN DEAD IN MY COFFEE FOR UNKNOWN HOURS ROTTING IN IT I immediately went to the bathroom and scrubbed my mouth so hard lol
19:35 I ordered 2 Technoblade plushies for me and my girlfriend and then she broke up with me. They arrived a few months later and I just kept them both.
47:06 In the full version of this he sits there for a full hour unmoving, not edited to make it seem longer you can tell as he slowly sways that he really sat there for 1 whole hour
TIMESTAMPS
0:13 How to make Soup
1:03 Dementia Hot Dog
2:47 Very Human soup
3:55 Microwave packaging
4:25 Cilantro Lime Rice
6:32 Turkey and Cheese Sandwich
10:25 Single Dad Hotel Ramen
11:54 Psychopath Chicken
14:26 How to Cook Cereal ft. 9/11
17:47 Schlatt makes some Blue
20:16 Femboy Scrambled Eggs
23:22 How to make Meth ft. Asuka
25:28 What was he cooking? Ft. Nagasaki
27:22 Making Rammy
33:13 Brazilian Eggs
34:07 Planktons Vegetable Stew
39:04 Dinner is Served
41:36 Chinese Food
42:44 Egg ft. Free Signs
44:28 Chum Bucket
46:46 World's most Crispy Fries
47:52 Gamergumps Cake ft. 9/11
49:03 Bill Clinton Cooking
50:53 Chef Samsons Roaches
53:22 Big Macs
55:41 Lasagna ft. Black Tar Heroin
1:00:01 Markiplier Fruit Salad
1:02:19 How to Cook Fish Ft. Meth
1:08:14 Steak ft. Joe Biden
1:10:41 How to make Blue
1:13:15 Southern Ribs
1:17:26 How to open Tuna Can
1:18:30 Ice Cream in a Bag Ft. Weezer and 9/11
1:20:54 Drink Vanilla Extract
1:23:52 Crystal Meth and Schlatt Meditation
1:26:10 Sunflower Seeds
1:27:26 Blowjob Shot
1:28:48 Jahnun
1:30:06 Schlatt Cake
1:32:12 Cosmic Brownie Butes
1:32:33 Frootaye
1:33:57 Cheese Toasty ft. Mr Hands
1:36:25 Straight from the Source
1:37:13 Hot Dogs ft. 9/11
1:41:54 PBJ Sandwich
1:46:19 Peanut Butter Cookies (actual good post)
1:47:56 Meatloaf.jpeg
1:48:12 How to make cook chicken in minecraft
1:50:34 Crossaint
1:52:37 Cooking Mug Brownie
1:54:04 Kittens
1:56:32 Nut Cookies
1:59:48 A Burning Hill
2:00:10 Ramen.mp4
2:03:01 Ramen again Ft. 9/11
2:04:17 Rice Krispie Treats Ft. 9/11
2:07:08 Return to Ramen Kid
2:07:20 3 Sandwiches
2:10:07 Schlatt Makes Spaghetti
2:12:11 Schlake
2:12:49 “This is a compilation of everything that pisses me off”
2:16:34 Egg ft. Jerma
2:18:20 Schlanket Returns
2:19:06 Mens Cake Ft. Weezer
2:21:05 The Tragedy
2:21:20 Pickle Returns
2:23:26 Tummy Ache Elixir
2:26:01 Very Human Bicycle
2:26:47 French Food
2:28:56 Schlrambled Schleggs Ft. Weezer
2:30:02 Omelette
2:31:11 Will It Barbeque
2:31:51 How to Make CIA Method Black Powder
2:32:04 Beans
This stream is proof that Schlatt is single-handedly raising the next generation of psychopaths
Oh thank you fuck yeah
Thansk
Just for your information, Jahnun (1:28:48) isn't a pastry.
It's basically a ton of oil/butter on a dough that's been baked in the oven/shabat plate for a ton of hours.
Kinda looks like a brown rectangular sausage
Correction, the black tar heroin was also just a CIA black powder video, the same one actually. (Don’t recommend CIA method, using alcohol as a binder is inefficient, messy, and produces poor powder due to improper charcoal and sulfur integration, if you have to use a liquid method use something with less water content. If you’re on a budget I’d recommend making yourself a ball mill or buying a rock tumbler and using the normal method, or combining the 2)
The funniest part isn’t how many people sent in tutorials on how to make drugs, but that the mods absolutely knew what they were doing when they added them to the drive🤣
They won't be mods for long if they do it next time
@@jstar3382 they won’t be alive for long if they do it again. He’ll show them first hand what he did in 1999🤣.
mods be wildin
@@Ye-jiiTruly a horrible day to start off
Huh?
No Jschlatt reacts vod is complete without:
- “Free” street signs
- Weezer
- september 11th, 2001
- meth
- the Schlanket
- Rammy
- very human
don't forget the 99 incidents
Pickles
and someone probably dying
Sometimes the caretaker too
blue
"I feel like I'm in The Shining for poor people" Marriot Ramen Dad is hilarious
ik this is a yr old but fr he is. still sad that schlatt skipped the last 23secs of that vid
"You people are one bad day away from becoming serial killers"
The man knows his fanbase
the man's a serial killer himself
I had a pretty shit day yesterday tbh
we already are serial killers he doesn't know us at all
I've had a FEW bad days at work recently.
In totally unrelated news 2 people went missing in my county recently
I literally have like 32 kids in my basement. Just one more twitter argument and I'll kill one of them.
Schlug the type of guy to give homeless people bubblegum so they can chew something and still be hungry.
d a m n.
Holy shit dude. Wtf that is darker than a black hole
Schlug XD
SHLUG💀💀💀
omg when did you think of that
I love how quickly He went from anger at receiving ingredients for Black Tar Heroin, to angrily threatening the life and safety of a viewer seeking revenge.
The fact shlatt has to put his foot down on the meth making jokes is astounding
You mean "Schlatt"?
*”shlatt”
You on about slat?
@DOLLHAUS 🎗 schlatty daddy
@DOLLHAUS 🎗 schladdy*
I love the idea of Schlatt being like the most unhinged TH-camr but then he’s just like “I give my cat hugs all the time”
*"schlatt"
@@joecoral5551 yea scat that’s what he said
@@jamyemoreno3877 schnuggms
@@Silly-LillieOvO *schat myself
Shigger
That kid with the clay actually had some crazy good talent
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man? Your fanbase is unhinged, and if you ask them for any custom content they WILL drive you crazy!
big*
They’re just a bunch of edgy or gay attention seeking tweens
Thai sounds so corny
@@Yugga_Bubba yes
@@Yugga_Bubba why do you say gay
I've considered doing one of these video submission things for fun but I don't think im cursed enough to qualify in this fandom.
Same here I could not think of anything for the submissions lol
Fill a pan with water. Put a cheese stick and red food coloring in. Drink it.
just chomp an onion, that should make you unhinged enough
Just do some acid and you'll be good
if you posted a normal submission it would make things better yknow, he deserves a break from time to time
1:33:54 this is kinda awkward cause it was so perfectly timed and the responses were so good, I forgot he was watching a video and they were both in a call talking to each other, so the silence is just weird
sand cave guy has to be my favorite submission because that guy either went through the effort of filling this cave with furniture and bottles just for a 2 minute jschlatt submission or he genuinely had the cave set up for something else beforehand
I think it's the latter cuz it looks so used and "lived in" if that makes sense
I think I saw a dead person's scalp at some point
@@joekerr5418 s n a c k
I'm thinking military man?
at the end he's sing undone by Wheezer he's my favorite too
I bet “Schlatt” knows how to cook. He’ll definitely cook up some events from ‘99.
Jambo we need to cook the methe jambo.
Just like how he cooked the women
You know a Vod is off to a great start when the first video is a dementia hotdog.
I never EVER imagined even in my wildest dreams a grown ass adult yelling at the camera saying not to send him videos on how to make meth... What a time we live in.
“Schlatt” really has some audacity for reviewing other peoples food, especially after what his cooking did to those people in 2001
He has no remorse for his terrible actions ✈️
what's the deal with airline food? 😳
To be fair food tastes worse in low moisture and low pressure environments like a cockpit
@@OrcaIguana Cockpit you say?
Schlood
11:54 shlaty daddy hit me so hard i let out a mix of a goblin getting shot, a witch, and a minigun all at once and then started choking on air
I'm glad you enjoyed
The fuck
What
Schlatt, with all due respect, the kid you claimed "Looks like he's from Nickelodeon", looks just like you a few years ago before the chops grew in
big time rush schlatt
@@neurosect1983 big time rush "schlatt"
@@bloodscreen "big time rush "schlatt" "
@@cap6022 " "big time rush "schlatt" " "
@@lavgemini8544 " " "Big time rush "Schlatt" " " "
I love how we see him do the vod intros live n’ half-assed to the point where he just re-does the whole thing after the stream. Very human👏
Does he take PayPal?
Help
@@H.A.R.Y no L
watching this while making cupcakes suddenly makes me way more confident of my baking and cooking skills
Glad that "Shchlattalungalingus" is back and cooking up a new video on the vods channel.
"schattmyself"
I can’t believe “schlitoris” would dislike receiving meth recipes
Yeah
jslutt
He probably finds it patronizing, like they think he doesn’t already know how to make it himself
He doesn't dislike receiving them it is TH-cam suppressing it from the dear viewers
@@d3m0n4dayz that must mean he likes them. How does he know that they are real recipes?
Gotta love how Memenvious didn't even make a fruit salad, he just threw a bunch of fruit into a bowl 😂
You have to admit that most of them have a great way of making the atmosphere so scary and just that raw fear they’re portraying in these small clips.
29:20 so, the issue with doing it by hand is that clay picks up the texture of your hands if you press too hard, so it isn't as smooth. Having the pasta press also makes mixing colors a lot easier, I've noticed from videos
I’m surprised to see “Schlatt” judging other people’s cooking when he himself caused the culinary disaster of ‘98, before the tragedy.
It was 1999 not 98
@@KeeboReebo that’s a common misconception considering the catastrophic events that occurred in ‘99
Great to see “Shlatt” going back to cooking after absolutely cooking that guy back in the 90s
shlatt lol
Bro a carti fan
Guy?
you're a legend
Aint you nathienl b?
36:22 "he was asked how to grow a mustache" well just don't shave simple
I'm so glad I didn't miss this stream, so glad I didn't oversleep and miss the whole stream
I have a feeling you overslept and missed the whole stream.
@@Tyranicalroomba what? Noooo, surely not
@@wormicide3651 idk man...I think you might of 🤨🤨🤨
I believe somebody named Wormicide overslept and missed the whole stream
@@josepheffenrogan idk...I think they woke up right on time and watched it from begining to end.
Schlatt when he sees a cat: awwww
Schlatt when he sees a child: this is f*cking disgusting
Cause he has good taste
@@alpha_9997 but children tastes better
@@Usual_User but they look horrendous
@@Usual_Usertoo salty
35:00 it sounds like swagger souls doing a plankton impersonation
Isn't it funny how in the span of 2 years schlatt has made 3 companies, yet fails to produce more than 2 big guy hats.
"Schlatt's" maniacal laugh makes me get up in the morning. I can only aspire to be that evil.
43:43 "a blowtoach?!" this accent man... i cant😂😂
This fresh take on reacting by actually creating or at least contributing to the accumulation of content is much needed. Probably feels great to do as it's content created for you specifically. Keep it up hung harry.
This is not a fresh take pewds jack and many other people have done this
@@pablitim8930 you mean reacting to memes? Not quite the same my man
Someone needs to make a compilation of all the variations of names Schlatt has been called
I'm working on the list as we speak
Mans taking phych damage
SO TRUE I WOULD WATCH IT
"Hey, Cum"
@@ciphyrsart please link it when finished 😭💀
perfect day im sick and alone at home its raining and im watching jschlatt, this isnt sarcasm, nothing could be better, thank you Schlatt
I swear to god schlatts fanbase are either comedic geniuses or clinically insane
Probably a bit of both.
I don't have clinical insanity
Just clinical depression
Why did you say the same thing twice?
It's both we're very fucked up here
And*
1:32:56 the closest thing schlatt has had to a conversation in years
jshlatt didnt say anything about 15:48 he didnt notice he flashed his dogs for a split second
Watching schlatt dive further into insanity is delaying my own
We live in a schlociety
"Schlatt"*
@@blueh4t880 truer words have never been schlaid
@@hhjpeggschluer schlords schlave schlever schleen said
Schlitoris the kind of guy who donates money to a homeless person before stealing everything they have.
Schulva is definitely the type of guy to do that
Schenis is definitely the type of guy to do that
Schrectum would totally do that
"hey jschlatty daddy" is still my most favoroite line in this video
Thanks :)
"Schlatt" is really becoming my comfort streamer with these wholesome and heartfelt streams!
is he holding you at gunpoint.../j
meth
Smoke meth
NOW
@@dearkoma_ yes
I'm so proud of that one guy that kept asking for a Big Guy hat for finally being given his hat.
A real Rocky Balboa moment
Can't wait for this video to not be taken down because of all the people definitely not submitting instructions on how to make illicit substances
so glad that "William Schlattner" is sharing these recipes with us like he shared the end of his bat with that family back in '99
didn't he play "Schlapptain Schlirk" on "Schlar Schrek?"
6:01 Athena's presence is strong in that house 😂
I was really curious to see where Schlatt would go with the “My Viewers” content but this was a really good next step that I didn’t expect
I’d like to take a moment to thank the person in chat that said schlive mind whem big guy was talking about the meth neural network
"I'm getting more orange by the second"
...
"I will be orange soon 👁 👄 👁"
I love when you can see him think to himself "Is this really how I'm spending my time on this Earth? This is my career?"
I like watching Schlatt judge cooking knowing damn well that he hires a private chef
"Schlatt"*
@@mintmustard Schlart*
@@beaneybeans3680 *Slate
@@ciphyrsart Schrwtt
@@beaneybeans3680 Schitt
I love when “schlatt” “ranks” our “cooking”
I love all the new content "Schlatt" has been making recently. This really reminded me of what he did to all those people back in '94. Keep up the great work!
I thought it was 99?😭
I've been really stressed about starting college and this is helping distract my mind from it. Thanks Big Guy, you help a lot more than you may realize.
You gonna cook some of this?
me too, then i felt fear as all these walter whites started trying to get his channel banned
I’ve been stressed about college too, I might not have a dorm in time but it’s nice to have a distraction on how to make (meth) ramen noodles
Just don't be stressed
Hey friend! College can be stressful if you’re going for the first time, but just remember that A: it’s a LOT better than high school, B: places like Aldi’s and Lidl are your friend if you’re buying your own food, and C: everyone changes their major at least once, and it won’t ruin your degree if you need to do it. You got this! 👏
39:47
Probably the most edible looking food out of all the submissions
1:07:15 its your own fault for not specifying what type of "cooking" we had to do
the fact that he just wanted to rate some cooking and ended up with having to sit through his fans being on the verge of becoming serial killers is something i don't think i'll be able to find anywhere else
20:56 there is a lot of weapons on that couch my god bro
I swear he’s like a father explaining to a child on why we shouldn’t post meth memes
During the cilantro line rice one, chat was just yelling at them to wash the damn rice, and I agree
The way the videos that get sent in have lore in them is amazing
I guess we have our 3 schlatt running jokes: 9/11, "but its free," and now me- i mean colorful crystals
Oh and i forgot wheezer
3:59 ….. I REMEMBER WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY PUT POPTARTS IN THE MICROWAVE STILL WITH THE PACKAGING ON- I just had a terrible flashback man that scared the crap out of me when that happened and I immediately opened the microwave…….
16:12 I ate my cereal with a fork today
I'm watching this while cooking my dinner and it's making me feel like a competent cook
i think this is one of your best streams, almost makes up for that oopsie woopsie you made on september eleventh 2001, schlatt.
"Schlatt"
Schlagg
I love how accurately Schlatt ranked these TikToks
Shlatt I was not expecting this from you at all man have a good time
Who is Shlatt?
schlatthew
I am very suspicious about the first one being entirely sane and normal... im terrified of what y'all submitted this time
Edit: 1:14 I fucking knew it
Wish I’d been there for this one, I’ve got a rather nasty personal favorite I could have shared too
White rice with canned tuna and ranch
Rice gets cooked in the rice cooker
Cooked rice gets mixed with 1-2 cans of chopped tuna (depending on how many helpings I’m preparing)
Then after thoroughly mixing the rice and tuna I proceed to portion it out into multiple Tupperware containers
After which they’re refrigerated and then over the course of the next day or so are consumed one at a time, the rice/tuna mix heated in the microwave and then saturated with a decent serving of fresh out of the fridge ranch mixed inside, to complement the tuna and keep the rice from being too dry
According to public perception:
Rice + tuna = ✅
Tuna + ranch = ✅
Rice + ranch + tuna = ❌
I just love how he has a soft spot for cats
Once you own one cat , your opinion on every cat that exists is positive
@@thesaje4453 i agree
I love how the chat knows that we will be watching the vods and greets us with "Hi VODS watchers". Schlatt's twitch chat is honestly so sweet and hilarious.
"Feed my starving children headass meal" got me clutching my sides.
Timestamps:
0:12 How to Make Soup
1:04 Grounded Hot Dogs
2:47 Automatic Soup Machine
3:54 Caramel Sauce
4:24 Cilantro Lime Rice
6:32 Ghetto Sandwich
10:26 Single Dads Kitchen: Episode 9
11:55 Unhinged Cooking
14:36 Toy Kitchen
20:25 Cooking Eggs with Femboy
23:22 Asuka’s Lab: Methamphetamine
25:30 What Was He Cooking?
27:21 Making Rammie
33:12 Making Eggs
34:11 Cooking with Plankton
39:07 Dinner is Served
41:35 Dog Meat
42:43 “Egg”
44:27 Mystery Meat
47:04 World’s Most Crispy Fries
47:55 GamerSupps Cake
49:03 Cursed by Bill
50:56 Chef Samson’s Kitchen
53:18 Big Macs for Bigger Men
55:41 Cooking Meal for Lord
1:00:01 Fruit Salad with Markiplier
1:02:20 How to Cook a Fish
1:08:12 How to Cook Steak
1:10:45 Guide to Making Blue
1:13:15 Southern Ribs
1:17:26 Guide to Opening Tuna
1:18:30 Ice Cream in a Bag
1:20:55 Vanilla Extract
1:23:53 Guide to Homemade Crystal Meth
1:26:04 Sunflower Seeds
1:27:25 BJ Shot
1:29:08 Jewish Food
1:30:07 Inedible Schlatt Cake
1:32:11 Cosmic Brownie Bites
1:32:33 Koolaid Noodles
1:33:56 Cheese Toastie
1:36:25 Straight from the Source
1:37:13 Discord Makes Hot Dogs
1:41:54 Play-Dough
1:46:05 Peanupbubber Cookies
1:47:53 meatloaf.jpg
1:48:10 How to make cook chicken in Minecraft
1:50:34 The Croissant
1:52:37 Cooking Mug Brownie
1:54:04 Kitty Cat
1:56:32 Nut Cookies
1:59:48 Catastrophe
2:00:10 ramen.mp4
2:03:02 How to Make Ramen
2:04:12 Rice Krispies
2:07:08 Ramen Guide (continued)
2:07:19 3 Sandwiches
2:10:09 Schlatt makes Spaghetti
2:12:12 Schlake
2:12:48 Schlatt’s Favorite
2:16:39 Making an Egg
2:19:06 Men’s cake
2:21:05 Crab
2:21:20 Grilled Cheese
2:23:27 Help with Upset Tummy
2:26:03 Bicycle Seat
2:26:47 France
2:28:57 Rammie Eggs
2:30:03 Omelet Guide
2:31:14 Kebob
2:31:51 CIA Method Blackpowder
2:32:14 Yummy Ravioli
Where black powder timestamp😭😭😭 i must make pipe bomb
Where the fuck is jambo, i want a VOD entirely featuring soup. I expect this VOD in 3-4 business days.
58:37 he completely ignored the fact that the donator was making a 9/11 conspiracy joke
4:30 Watched this live and I legitimately screamed “WASH THE RICE HOLY SHIT”, even the chat there’s more people screaming 🥲
Nah, gotta keep the flavor
Starch enjoyers rise up
I could hear my ancestors crying
@@INeedToSeeYourBalls1945 no
Bruh you don’t need to wash rice in the US lol. Unless your buying some dirty ass rice or buying it in bulk.
Truly disgusting, that some “chefs” would do this.
*Schlefs
@@INeedToSeeYourBalls1945 "*Schlefs"
@@ChefKevlar72 *"Schlefs"
I'm going to stab everyone here, London Style
I know right! Only one of them was even wearing their cooking skirt!
How has nobody mentioned the great Markiplier impression that one guy did? That shit was almost flawless lmao
This was a funny stream. Also, the song in the eternal hot dog one is about/inspired by the mind of someone with dementia so the fact that it just keeps repeating makes it funnier to me
I forgor
What is the name of the song?
@@churchyct8118 The Caretaker - It's just a burning memory
The song is: Just a burning memory
The song is: Just a burning memory
The song is: Just a burning memory
i searched mr hands....... my ten year old brother was watching, hes now sitting in the corner sobbing.
37:55 my man's a sith lord that has been surviving under obi wan tatooine hut
Another epic stream from my favorite comfort streamer, keep it up Eldritch entity known as "Jschlunkie"
Bro, the way i just got an ad for Black ops 6 trailer with Bill in the ad during the video at 50:00 is wild!
Schlatt's best cooking is a microwaved pretzel bread hot pockets
Woah, that's an old joke nice to know people still know about those videos
@@NebulaTheOfficial ogs rock!
I haven't seen the stream yet but I submitted a video of my foster cat with her babies, she did technically 'cook' them but it didn't get off the ground so I'll be surprised if schlatt saw it
Edit: it got in! 1:54:04
Her name is actually Mina, and I had to rename the kittens after the ninja turtles plus April o Neil because the shelter said the space names were taken.
The kittens are about 4 weeks as of this comment, and they are available for adoption once they're old enough. (If you're around New Jersey lol)
I LOVE YOUR SOUP CHILDREN
Schlatt...I want you to know that at least in my experience breaded isnt always cooked. I made that mistake once and heated up breaded nuggies. I ate about 12 before I realized that the chomp felt weird. I looked and i had eaten 12 raw breaded nuggies that were the size of golf balls. Food poisoning was a blast that night.
How did it take you that long to realize
@@catpoke9557 here’s the problem… I was dipping them in ranch and I was gaming so I wasn’t super focused on what I was eating until I zoned back into reality from my hyper fixation mid chomp and realized it felt w r o n g
@@bellagrace5900 The feeling of a 'wrong bite' is so indescribably horrible. I once got finished eating pizza and felt what I thought was a parsley leaf in my mouth, so I bit into it with my incisors. Now the bad thing is that this 'parsley' crunched and ripped. It wasn't parsley. It wasn't even a plant. It was a GNAT. A tiny gnat that got in my drink, lord knows how many I drank on accident... And the feeling of it crunching...
Now, I've eaten bugs on accident before and want to try some to eat on purpose. But they were WEEVILS, and they were cooked, and the bugs I want to try are roasted grasshoppers. AKA, AGAIN, COOKED. NOT A RAW GNAT THAT HAD BEEN DEAD IN MY COFFEE FOR UNKNOWN HOURS ROTTING IN IT
I immediately went to the bathroom and scrubbed my mouth so hard lol
Exactly. The chicken I ate was already cooked and microwavable though, but I didn't have a microwave in my room.
@@catpoke9557 sweet God, did you report the place you got it from
19:35 I ordered 2 Technoblade plushies for me and my girlfriend and then she broke up with me. They arrived a few months later and I just kept them both.
Bro this is to your ex:
Womp womp b!ch
12:00 is my favourite part
Why does it seem like Shlatt seems at the verge of tears every reaction stream?
14:46 schlat passes over a 9/11 joke lmao
25:15 the moment he realized that he was arguing with idiots
The part where he was screaming about them cooking the dog had me dying
Jschlott has confirmed that I am not a psychopath as I put the cereal in first.
Whoever made the clay rammy did a really good job 👍 oh yeah and thanks for all the various narcotics tutorials too
47:06 In the full version of this he sits there for a full hour unmoving, not edited to make it seem longer you can tell as he slowly sways that he really sat there for 1 whole hour
That’s edited