Ranking Your RIDICULOUS Tiktoks

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  • @TheBlakeGG
    @TheBlakeGG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37377

    Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

    • @jschlattLIVE
      @jschlattLIVE  2 ปีที่แล้ว +16321

      Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

    • @incription
      @incription 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2777

      Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

    • @lukelawson3304
      @lukelawson3304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Tommy Gaming 🅥 L

    • @evansevans1770
      @evansevans1770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1660

      @@jschlattLIVE Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

    • @mrlumur
      @mrlumur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

      Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

  • @andrewTVF
    @andrewTVF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9059

    I love how Schlatt's community consists of finding one style of video and sending it the whole stream

    • @Maplee.MP3
      @Maplee.MP3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      It’s so true though💀😂

    • @jetster4117
      @jetster4117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      As soon as I saw that eye contact dude I knew damn well it was gon be the running gag this vid

    • @sloomdayer2747
      @sloomdayer2747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Schlatt's fans are kind of annoying.

    • @Maplee.MP3
      @Maplee.MP3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@sloomdayer2747 sometimes they choose genuinely funny content though, and I swear they all understand the assignment within minutes somehow-

    • @fishyfish6236
      @fishyfish6236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Do you know about the videos that start off normal, cut to a second of dudes kissing and then go back to normal?

  • @arkkangell
    @arkkangell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13251

    watching schlatt blush every time that one guy comes on is so funny

    • @TheWiseMysticalTree
      @TheWiseMysticalTree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +963

      It’s his husband so of course he’s going to blush

    • @snowman6645
      @snowman6645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Kumala

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      “Schlatt”

    • @kelpq1u
      @kelpq1u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🌞

    • @thefirewizards8481
      @thefirewizards8481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      As a representative of my esteemed client 'schlitt', I must inform you that for legal reasons he was not blushing, merely reallocating blood to his cheeks in self-defense

  • @filorux3242
    @filorux3242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25871

    The Hershey's kiss was definitely the most unsettling one💀

    • @linnonline
      @linnonline 2 ปีที่แล้ว +641

      Damn bots overtaking your replys

    • @lakehuntist1459
      @lakehuntist1459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @click9779
      @click9779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      @@lakehuntist1459 who are you

    • @mariomaker69420
      @mariomaker69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      he coulda just said “wanna share one?” and it would have been so much more effective than that wimp ass line

    • @Jervenshmine
      @Jervenshmine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@lakehuntist1459 you're not that guy pal. You aren't even a bot. Get a bot if you're gonna be annoying like this lol

  • @JamesCoffey-hk2tw
    @JamesCoffey-hk2tw 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +179

    What’s your favorite candy? “ hersheys kiss” hersheys kiss? Had me dying

    • @ItsZuba
      @ItsZuba 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      God loves you all and has a plan for your life

  • @IJNAoba9-25-26
    @IJNAoba9-25-26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7665

    Timestamp of the times Schlatt encountered "The Dude"
    2:40 - UFO
    8:50 - What you lookin' at?
    12:36 - Make you smile
    15:23 - Gym Encounter
    17:39 - Type of Food
    20:29 - Staring at you
    23:42 - Hersey Kiss

    • @TheWiseMysticalTree
      @TheWiseMysticalTree 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean his husband? Also not related but fuck the guy who invented bots. They are swarming this channel

    • @nestalker117
      @nestalker117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      SCP-912 "The Dude"

    • @lakehuntist1459
      @lakehuntist1459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @AidenTRP
      @AidenTRP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I just want to say that I am sorry that this reply thread was ruined by so many bots.. this was probably the best comment on this video 😭

    • @nohlol
      @nohlol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @leaked footage WHY IS IT JUST AIRFRYER POTATO WEDGES

  • @_Justkidding1
    @_Justkidding1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11855

    Schlatt is gonna need another 3-5 month break from the Hershey's kiss one 😭

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      it was good while it lasted

    • @santosgt8938
      @santosgt8938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      SAME PFP LESGOOO

    • @_Justkidding1
      @_Justkidding1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@santosgt8938 LETS GO????

    • @MrMemeThief
      @MrMemeThief 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You mean "Shat " is gonna "need" another 3-5 month break

    • @saikitonia
      @saikitonia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      u made me watch the whole damn video

  • @ga.y.meofthrone
    @ga.y.meofthrone ปีที่แล้ว +3297

    romance of “schlatt” and lip bite guy “official” catalogue
    2:40 - meet cute
    8:49 - flirting
    12:30 - he’s not blushing
    15:20 - he IS blushing
    17:38 - dinner plans
    20:29 - tension
    23:42 - soulmates

  • @Bluejay1919
    @Bluejay1919 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Rumor says if you feed a hippo a pumpkin before Halloween. That’s not a hippo anymore. That’s a vampire.

    • @Bluejay1919
      @Bluejay1919 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      If you know you know

  • @NukaKappa
    @NukaKappa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4898

    I love how, throughout all the chaos and jokes about murder and acts of heinous crimes, his chat is always going to have usually a pride sticker every 4-6 seconds

    • @megafoni
      @megafoni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      @The wock This better not be the fucking potato wedges again

    • @ButtonMasherReal
      @ButtonMasherReal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@megafoni He clicked on the link 😂😂😂

    • @boxbuddds
      @boxbuddds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @The wock Will this be the bloody potatoes lmao 🗿 ima check later

    • @boxbuddds
      @boxbuddds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      omfg it is 💀

    • @ma.2089
      @ma.2089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@megafoni I always ignored the bots, I expected them to lead me to some scam, or some disturbing video
      You gave me the courage to actually click, and Instead of anything horrific it was just potato wedges lol

  • @TheSteeltec
    @TheSteeltec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4148

    That hershy's kiss statement was powerful enough to send Shlatt to the backrooms

  • @LovesickJo
    @LovesickJo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    EVIL WIZARD sits in his car casting DARK MANIPULATION MAGICKS on STRANGERS from the internet, FORCING them to SMILE.

  • @Whineanddine52
    @Whineanddine52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    I'm so proud that Schlatt was able to find someone he likes who always smacks his lips whenever he sees him. Truly a beautiful stream

  • @lilmissemi
    @lilmissemi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3798

    Schlatt: these are some of the worst ones so far
    Also schlatt: *laughing hysterically*

    • @capyblap1249
      @capyblap1249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      damn

    • @renified
      @renified 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @yesthis the clip you lookin for: th-cam.com/video/ZmP4VwbbaCg/w-d-xo.html

    • @Vulcan.
      @Vulcan. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      worst=best

    • @emmgee6957
      @emmgee6957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that's the point, the worse they are the better the laughs

    • @Real_hh
      @Real_hh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Less good ones but the ones that are good are fucking awesome

  • @Jonathan-oe5vz
    @Jonathan-oe5vz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3690

    Schlatt speaking broken ass Swedish was funny as hell for some reason.

    • @popoeti3215
      @popoeti3215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      kvarg vanilj

    • @vincentdreemurr
      @vincentdreemurr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@popoeti3215 quark vanilla

    • @jerrunholt5571
      @jerrunholt5571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      He does it so confidently too

    • @renified
      @renified 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @just i c e th-cam.com/video/ZmP4VwbbaCg/w-d-xo.html

    • @Gwoofus
      @Gwoofus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was laughing so hard at that part

  • @gayandvibing9743
    @gayandvibing9743 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Absolutely hilarious watching Schlatt's chat put him through Harrassment Simulator with that one guy

  • @Repsak07
    @Repsak07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2047

    Shlatt reacting and reading Swedish was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 7:57

    • @the_great_magicman1877
      @the_great_magicman1877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Someone in chat asking if its rusian is what kills me, does swedish look THAT weird to non natives?

    • @mrtimurer
      @mrtimurer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@the_great_magicman1877 Russian is using different letters and everything and swedish is mostly same letters as English but just funny. Idk how people could confuse the two.

    • @LONGSLEEVERICKY
      @LONGSLEEVERICKY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@the_great_magicman1877 it's not so much that it looks weird, the words just sound funny

    • @the_great_magicman1877
      @the_great_magicman1877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@LONGSLEEVERICKY he didnt sound russian when he said it, and the spelling is a dead giveaway, since its the wrong alphabet, hence I assumed that it was the vowels and spelling that made the viewer believe it to be russian

    • @AryaPDipa
      @AryaPDipa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was not listening to this part on the side and I thought he was talking simlish

  • @KiyoshiroClips
    @KiyoshiroClips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5186

    i can't believe we viewers have the power to gaslight schlatt into making him question his own sexuality

    • @borger7171
      @borger7171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      oh he isnt questioning. he knows.

    • @curvingfyre6810
      @curvingfyre6810 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My dude
      jschlatt has always been gay

    • @elite9237
      @elite9237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Oh no, dear viewer, you are horribly mistaken, he has the power to gaslight his audience into thinking they have the power to gaslight him into thinking he's gay
      It's all been a game, a ruse

    • @KiyoshiroClips
      @KiyoshiroClips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@elite9237 but does he know that we can also counter that by manipulating his mind and making him think he's the very mastermind of the horrible incident of 1999?

    • @curvingfyre6810
      @curvingfyre6810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@elite9237 I mean, that's true, but only because he was already gay, without any gaslighting.

  • @mofotos
    @mofotos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    “jschlatt” always makes me “happy” when he “posts”, keep up the “good” work “schlatt”

    • @Random_Guy_20xx
      @Random_Guy_20xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dead joke.

    • @locten4949
      @locten4949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The bots in this comment section is adding to the list of reasons I'm tempted to blend the cores of 18 apples and drink it.

    • @redmarine2717
      @redmarine2717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is so "inspiring" I felt "jschlatt" coming "inside" of "me"

    • @chandleruniversal7614
      @chandleruniversal7614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@locten4949 I believe the estimate would closer to 40 cores.

    • @locten4949
      @locten4949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chandleruniversal7614 My mistake.

  • @AlfieM2010YT
    @AlfieM2010YT 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Schlim Jim is definitely blushing to “The Dude”

  • @alisonparker440
    @alisonparker440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3715

    The more he gets traumatized his viewers the funnier it gets.

    • @charlezz648
      @charlezz648 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @the wock shut up
      btw I think you forgot a "by" right in the middle there

    • @ReadByYomu
      @ReadByYomu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @The wock N O.

    • @Filthy-MonkeyMan
      @Filthy-MonkeyMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO

    • @spacemarine4349
      @spacemarine4349 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro who are the 1.8k mfs who didn't have a stroke reading this shit hell nah

    • @theperfectpeanutbutterjell7553
      @theperfectpeanutbutterjell7553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The more his traumatized gets viewers the more comedy it gets.

  • @guttedbylumin
    @guttedbylumin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    “IM NOT BLUSHING”
    also Shlatt: Smiling and blushing without realizing

    • @stugdrug
      @stugdrug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      also also Schlatt: kicking his feet in the air and twirling his hair

    • @alexiosmonary3388
      @alexiosmonary3388 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@stugdrug also also also schlatt: giggling and saying: noo stop hehe

  • @the_man_you_have_searched_for
    @the_man_you_have_searched_for ปีที่แล้ว +464

    3:19 the absolute panic in Swaggersoul's voice is hysterical

  • @Carguy29565
    @Carguy29565 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I love it when shliggy ranks the tiktoks

  • @autistic_spino
    @autistic_spino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4479

    As a Swede, watching Schlatt trying to pronounce Swedish words was hilarious

    • @solimity7620
      @solimity7620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      same, peak of this video

    • @Altrex13
      @Altrex13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Same here holy it was so funny

    • @Thu1111
      @Thu1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same

    • @littlebigman1827
      @littlebigman1827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It sounded hilarious

    • @Iheartlolapenniburg
      @Iheartlolapenniburg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      "yog hurt kavarg vanilch" 😭

  • @Aekaras14
    @Aekaras14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    Every time Schlatt encountered the dude he begun blushing more and more

    • @renified
      @renified 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eye th-cam.com/video/ZmP4VwbbaCg/w-d-xo.html

    • @nelsonc4868
      @nelsonc4868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How could you not

    • @gigacow
      @gigacow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro what’s the guys name?

    • @thee_s1x
      @thee_s1x ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@gigacow enochj

    • @RicardoMeansKing
      @RicardoMeansKing ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's being seduced

  • @toby.theram2496
    @toby.theram2496 ปีที่แล้ว +3245

    7:57 Jschlatt trying to pronounce Swedish words is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year 😭

  • @Sweet0nion
    @Sweet0nion 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    6:30 the sheer speed and power of the impact sound mixed with the screen shake made me roll on the ground lol

  • @segasov
    @segasov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    The fact that he called hersheys kiss is incredible 💀💀

  • @ashspeedwing6534
    @ashspeedwing6534 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    Schlatt blushing at that guy is something I never knew I needed at 3am LMAO

  • @ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia
    @ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    I feel like chat is slowly degrading Schatt's mental state for fun

    • @renified
      @renified 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @im sacred th-cam.com/video/ZmP4VwbbaCg/w-d-xo.html

    • @GewoonNee
      @GewoonNee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slowly?! Nah they are way too braindead to do it slowly

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GewoonNee All his viewers are braindead.

  • @monke4044
    @monke4044 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    2:20 poor marketing shlutt, everyone knows u gotta get them hooked first to increase the demand.

  • @spaghetti3010
    @spaghetti3010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    14:04 It's incredible, how a man can show such a powerful and serious message in such a beautiful way. The way he mentions the problems of gasoline being pumped into the environment really says a lot about pollution. Truly incredible.

    • @RinceWrenchski
      @RinceWrenchski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where fan i find the original video man

    • @samburrell594
      @samburrell594 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ong where do you find the Ong video

    • @samburrell594
      @samburrell594 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Og*

    • @lautaronunez8455
      @lautaronunez8455 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He was speaking Spanish, I guess he's Argentinian and he was talking about how an old woman was yelling at him for making too much noise.

  • @soggusboggus4386
    @soggusboggus4386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    Schlatt: I don't have 400 thousand dollars to buy a warehouse
    Also schlatt: *Buys 2 companies and several statues of a monkey with large nuts for hundreds of thousands, within a year*

    • @Suprisedbuzz
      @Suprisedbuzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was well worth it

    • @yukonhyena2957
      @yukonhyena2957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      tax write off

    • @em90012
      @em90012 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yukonhyena2957Business Expense

  • @TheWiseMysticalTree
    @TheWiseMysticalTree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    “Schlatts” husband was one of the funniest things on this stream

  • @TanjiroKomado-pf3op
    @TanjiroKomado-pf3op หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    14:12 bro was speaking enchantment table

  • @jadapeterson6746
    @jadapeterson6746 ปีที่แล้ว +1811

    i have never laughed at so many tiktoks in a video like this before. why are they all so good

    • @ChickentNug
      @ChickentNug ปีที่แล้ว +37

      twitch viewers have to donate like $5 in order to submit them (I'm pretty sure), so people usually pick their best ones.

    • @bbew2914
      @bbew2914 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      also these videos are edited and pick the best ones, the lives are like 2 hours of TikTok

    • @dugoo3405
      @dugoo3405 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ay, I just gave u 69 likes

    • @Psychedelic_Purgatory
      @Psychedelic_Purgatory ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gen Z humor

    • @nibba9506
      @nibba9506 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Schlatt makes you laugh

  • @gamerboi64729
    @gamerboi64729 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    i love how jschlatt is either insanely confused, laughing to death, or gay while watching these

    • @leriamleyva3065
      @leriamleyva3065 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      And hungry

    • @Diamond___Sky
      @Diamond___Sky 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      or all the above

    • @SoggyOpossum
      @SoggyOpossum 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Damn hi how did i find you on accident bro

    • @gamerboi64729
      @gamerboi64729 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@SoggyOpossum because we like the same stuff

    • @SoggyOpossum
      @SoggyOpossum 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@gamerboi64729 real

  • @paytonc5692
    @paytonc5692 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    The thought of Schlatt being approached and called babygirl brings me too much joy 😂

    • @ohboiyou
      @ohboiyou 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      What the schluck

    • @Günther_the_Vehicon
      @Günther_the_Vehicon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      what the shell kind of Shdrugs were you smoking?

    • @justagirlwithautism4960
      @justagirlwithautism4960 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@Günther_the_Vehicon *schmoking

  • @Mr_Boi101
    @Mr_Boi101 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    tommy innit randomly subscribes to his twitch 2:27

    • @alexd8532
      @alexd8532 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And for 2 years nevertheless

  • @pi_3223
    @pi_3223 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    Schlatt: I don’t have 400 thousand dollars to invest on a hydraulic press.
    Also schlatt: spends 90 thousand dollars on a monkey statue.

    • @Cam_Can_Play
      @Cam_Can_Play ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Well one is a giant hunk of metal design with the purpose of crushing things under it with great force.
      And the other is a hydraulic press.

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He never said he had 90,000 dollars to spare

    • @pi_3223
      @pi_3223 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well he did say he quote on quote ‘’I wipe my ass with 90 thousand dollars’’

    • @ratmageddon
      @ratmageddon ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@monkeman44 ❤❤❤

    • @theycallmetheslime
      @theycallmetheslime ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the monkey is more important.

  • @rengoku756
    @rengoku756 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    I like how schlatt started falling for the guy so much that he even guessed his favorite candy without trying

  • @bluecherry_tv
    @bluecherry_tv ปีที่แล้ว +913

    This entire video is just Schlatt going insane over the guy in the car

  • @filipivanov9220
    @filipivanov9220 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    i love vampires

  • @Shadow558TheBoss
    @Shadow558TheBoss ปีที่แล้ว +665

    Timestamp of the times Schlatt encountered "The Guy"
    2:40
    8:50
    12:36
    15:23
    17:39
    20:29
    23:42

    • @friendlythomasxd8125
      @friendlythomasxd8125 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Whats the guys tiktok

    • @thatonewitch
      @thatonewitch ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@friendlythomasxd8125 to avoid him, right?

    • @friendlythomasxd8125
      @friendlythomasxd8125 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thatonewitch erm yeee sureeee so uh whats his tiktok?

    • @anon_charli3225
      @anon_charli3225 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@friendlythomasxd8125it’s @enochj lmao (if you search up “what we you do if we made eye contact” he shows up too)

    • @friendlythomasxd8125
      @friendlythomasxd8125 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anon_charli3225 thx man

  • @markereyes
    @markereyes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    I appreciate Schlatt just failing the last pronunciation check just for the memes, I will now flip the temple

  • @truffings3351
    @truffings3351 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +758

    "why do some people have little buddies like this, they have a little henchmen".
    jealous farmers in the 1800s:

    • @cammyman32
      @cammyman32 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Lol

    • @Blxde420
      @Blxde420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      does jschlatt mean Razer Blade 16? (official laptop and I am using it to comment on random videos XD)

    • @TheCommenterrr
      @TheCommenterrr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @xx_supernovablade_xx4702 As opposed to an unofficial laptop?

    • @Honeycombsonyourtitties
      @Honeycombsonyourtitties 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But they already had their henchmen. They’re just called slaves instead of

    • @JohnMarston-l1j
      @JohnMarston-l1j 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I like to use hamburger grease as hair pompaid

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:20 What you mean?
    Is just a little puppy.
    Different breed but same idea as the Florida Swamp Puppy

  • @Lime_Seeds
    @Lime_Seeds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Schlatt actively trying not to blush doing ‘the guy’ is so funny to me

  • @passiveplayz7415
    @passiveplayz7415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    ive noticed no one can make schlatt lose his mind faster than his own community

  • @JadenLightvale
    @JadenLightvale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1047

    Can’t believe “Schlatt” is trying to distract us with tiktoks after what he did in 1999

    • @abird_
      @abird_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      forgot about 2001?

    • @thespacebanana1307
      @thespacebanana1307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Forgot Abt 2022?

    • @JadenLightvale
      @JadenLightvale 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are only bots in this comment section

    • @kellie19
      @kellie19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What did he do?????

    • @tripletoejoe5469
      @tripletoejoe5469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kellie19 unspeakable things to those women

  • @andriuwu4037
    @andriuwu4037 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Ive smiled and laughed throughout this whole video, my God. Every time I was about to stop laughing tHAT ONE DUDE showed up 😭

  • @mikeehrmantraut2
    @mikeehrmantraut2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    watching schlatt trying to speak swedish was the funniest thing today

    • @raspberryjam
      @raspberryjam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bro, man WAS NOT trying

    • @kaffii
      @kaffii 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ROT METSKINKA

    • @jeffersjackson3564
      @jeffersjackson3564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Silly little country there

    • @brennancorniea3503
      @brennancorniea3503 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raspberryjam 🪁🥌🏓🥊🥅

    • @raspberryjam
      @raspberryjam 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@brennancorniea3503 なぜそんな絵文字投げた?

  • @NotThatPerson95
    @NotThatPerson95 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Now that the series is seemingly over I think we can all agree that this is the best Schlatt reacts video

  • @danwest8375
    @danwest8375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I was lucky enough to meet Schlatt last week while taking my dog for a walk in Texas. Such a cool guy! Really miss my dog though!

    • @dylanchurch63
      @dylanchurch63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your a lucky survivor dude

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dylanchurch63 he just hates "white basic girl" dogs specifically, maybe Dan West over here has that type of dog

  • @The_Raven11
    @The_Raven11 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love vampires!

  • @znzcoi
    @znzcoi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "schlatt" blessed me with the chance of meeting him in '99. It wasn't as great for the rest of my family though. I haven't heard from them since "schlatt" took him to a nice dinner. He said something about THEM being the dinner. What a funny guy! hope to see him in the future.

  • @MadelynBug01
    @MadelynBug01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Let’s all take a minute to appreciate 12:19
    He immediately went from chill and talking about hippos to being traumatized in the matter of about 2 seconds

  • @lukaknez9746
    @lukaknez9746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    20:18 For anyone wondering, the cat is playing Rapp Snitch Knishes by MF DOOM

    • @redsky6292
      @redsky6292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cheetos fritos and doritos

    • @beany1229
      @beany1229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you so much for this

    • @jamespfirman3713
      @jamespfirman3713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A fellow mf doom fan

    • @ziem24
      @ziem24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you 🙏

    • @lukaknez9746
      @lukaknez9746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamespfirman3713 AAAAYE you know it

  • @MoopNoodlez
    @MoopNoodlez 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Schlatt" has been "making" some "great" content lately. Obsessed with "his" videos!

  • @Duck-ql4im
    @Duck-ql4im 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    for those not understanding the guy at 14:15 he is saying that his neighbors are mad about him reving his car so they took away his engine

    • @SSukram_
      @SSukram_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How the fuck do you take the engine out?!? Without the owner stopping them?!?

    • @wxbrainiac
      @wxbrainiac ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@SSukram_ the most devious lick

    • @FandeWillWoodpromedio
      @FandeWillWoodpromedio 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@SSukram_ the video it's from argentina, get your engine stolen it's common in that country.

    • @urdumb007
      @urdumb007 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@wxbrainiacomg i just got whiplash 😭😭

  • @Ytcinema18
    @Ytcinema18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    7:58 It’s so fun hearing Jschlatt attempting to speak Swedish! 😂

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      for a second there I thought it was polish or czech 😅

    • @phoebeolsen-newell392
      @phoebeolsen-newell392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      YOGHURT VANILJ 💀💀

    • @phoebeolsen-newell392
      @phoebeolsen-newell392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YOGHURT KVARG VANILJ*

    • @Yoongisgreyhairs_
      @Yoongisgreyhairs_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hel2727 that’s not polish (im polish)

    • @Sad_Face
      @Sad_Face 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NAH BRO JSCHLATT SAID "yogut Karvg vanil"

  • @Overused_Toothbrush
    @Overused_Toothbrush 2 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Thank you “Jschlatt” for your “wonderful” videos. I “love” watching you watch “tiktoks”.

    • @ek.c5j
      @ek.c5j 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I ”agree”.
      It’s for ”real” the ”first” time he’s done ”this”.

    • @ek.c5j
      @ek.c5j 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tommy Gaming 🅥 shut up

    • @Pars3ly
      @Pars3ly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Great" "Comment" changed "M"y Lif"e"

    • @EerieNone
      @EerieNone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Not gonna lie about 200,000 calories atleast 🤔

    • @ek.c5j
      @ek.c5j 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Not gonna lie *sucks aggresively*

  • @DexterGamer101
    @DexterGamer101 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I didn’t wanna see him anymore after the first one

  • @ayuzielito
    @ayuzielito 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    23:58 BRO WAS FLABBERGASTED. THE MOMENT HE GOT HIS HEART STOLEN

  • @VorpalSnickerSnack
    @VorpalSnickerSnack ปีที่แล้ว +775

    4:55 would you like a banana?
    5:09 Weiner
    8:42 rabbit season, duck season
    9:14 sinkhronization
    12:17 ngl 20,000 calories
    16:07 caught this last night
    16:37 Body slam
    18:24 Freddy chill out
    18:50 PTSD dog
    21:42 clumsy af

  • @kidbrary
    @kidbrary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I love Smaggs wholesome pure reaction when he genuinely finds something cute 🥰 it’s so adorable

    • @chillinwithfrogs9708
      @chillinwithfrogs9708 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      " Smagg " Omg i cant - 😭

    • @its_o9ine613
      @its_o9ine613 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shans reactions are always the best

    • @gold571
      @gold571 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smog is so funny when he blushes

  • @HubertDąbrowski-y1g
    @HubertDąbrowski-y1g 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    12:14 i love vampires

  • @Titanblade17
    @Titanblade17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    12:00 “The design is very human.”

  • @Sci_X1
    @Sci_X1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    16:25 I honestly expect for the fish not to be moving not because he caught it last night but arapima are pretty stationary

    • @Fireboy3727
      @Fireboy3727 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thats not an arapaima, its a really big catfish. Arapaima have taller bodies, and are black and red.

  • @rusinsr
    @rusinsr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I don't know why but the shitty "This had me in tears" meme at 13:24 made me choke on my dinner from laughter

  • @The-Stewster
    @The-Stewster 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love Schlitoris's videos so much

  • @dylanchurch63
    @dylanchurch63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    15:08 "Schlatt" got metaphorically blue balled

  • @RollerBaller
    @RollerBaller ปีที่แล้ว +72

    12:57 This dude looks human, but I swear there's some sort of uncanny valley effect going on

    • @egg2566
      @egg2566 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes, it’s kinda like the “Zuckerberg look” I guess where they look human, but have uncanny and weird vibes

    • @percythelittlegreenengine1507
      @percythelittlegreenengine1507 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@egg2566yea it’s weirdly uncanny, then there’s the guy in the car he looks a little odd but nothing odd for tiktok

  • @chickenpermission1861
    @chickenpermission1861 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    I think that for Schloot’s next birthday, Ted should pay the tiktok guy to come and jump out of a giant cake for Schomt.

  • @V3s_
    @V3s_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I saw some “hello vod watchers” in the chat and would like to say hello to the people who said that :3

  • @themanwombo
    @themanwombo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    16:47 the cat is okay. if caught by the neck its lower body will go into a paralysed like state. so he wouldnt have felt any of it

  • @f1qwei
    @f1qwei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    As a swede, the part where he tried to pronouce the words of the swedish breakfast brands was hilarious.

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Never heard anyone butcher it that hard

  • @Elm3rcy
    @Elm3rcy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +374

    7:57 As a swede seeing jschlatt pronounce these swedish products is the funniest thing ever

    • @WiseSteak
      @WiseSteak 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      so ur ikean

    • @pillowDT
      @pillowDT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      truuuuuuuuuueeeee

    • @Yesiamshort
      @Yesiamshort 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sant

    • @_-N0B0DY-_
      @_-N0B0DY-_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      oml so true

    • @robertwastakenwastaken
      @robertwastakenwastaken 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought it was norwegian ☠

  • @Insane3OB
    @Insane3OB ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    That duck getting smacked was hilarious!

  • @type1hero146
    @type1hero146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    11:33 I love how chat immediately erupts into a cacophony of cheers and W's

  • @James11111
    @James11111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Schlatt in the cooking video: DONT COOK YOUR PETS!
    Schlatt now: That's a couple thousand calories right there.

  • @sleepylilybunny1858
    @sleepylilybunny1858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    21:53 that cat sounds exactly like my grandma 😭

  • @Is-it-the-real-one
    @Is-it-the-real-one 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I can't stop laughing at how wrong Jschlaggot says words like ''rökt'' 8:10

  • @c0ytoYT
    @c0ytoYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    21:46 He was clumsy as f for real , WELL NOT ANYMORE 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CasualEnjoyer0
    @CasualEnjoyer0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    24:04 this is the sound of a man in denial. It's ok "schlatt" we all support you.

  • @LilacLatteFM
    @LilacLatteFM ปีที่แล้ว +35

    2:34 this proves that Tommy looks up to shlatt

  • @UnfilteredGaming420
    @UnfilteredGaming420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Schlacking off" laugh never fails to make me laugh

  • @weaponized_autismm
    @weaponized_autismm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    0:18 Man.. I dont think we appreciate schlatt for how much he pays attention to the video just to point out the tiny details so that the joke gets even funnier.

  • @elanmartin2495
    @elanmartin2495 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    15:29 why is his mustache winking at me

  • @CaptianGhosty
    @CaptianGhosty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    5:50 I don’t think toes are supposed to throw up gang signs

    • @Dumbone.
      @Dumbone. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Underrated comment

    • @deeznuts9886
      @deeznuts9886 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But... His skin...?

  • @The-Han-Jilisung
    @The-Han-Jilisung หลายเดือนก่อน

    "That's not funny" I HAD TEARS IF LAUGHTER ROLLING DOWN ON MY FACE

  • @CrunchyMotorsport
    @CrunchyMotorsport 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "Schlatt" is truly one of the creators of all time

  • @Dunttch
    @Dunttch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    21:37 my dad ate 7 cheese burgers when i was born

    • @DeamonDragoon
      @DeamonDragoon ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When I was born my dad tried to have cereal but he didn’t have milk and he went to go get some

    • @gigamadman
      @gigamadman 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      W dad

    • @TheCommenterrr
      @TheCommenterrr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My dad got drunk when I was born

  • @mackenzie0756
    @mackenzie0756 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    his laugh at 6:35 is pure serotonin

  • @CatManReal
    @CatManReal 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sabaton reference at 13:55. Someone in stream chat said "WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED" which is a reference to the song Winged Hussars by Sabaton.

  • @thatonepersonwhoair-dropsy268
    @thatonepersonwhoair-dropsy268 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I’ve actually surprisingly had the cereal that the guy at 8:03 had and my goodness was that an absolutely surprising experience. Schlatt, I’m begging if you to try it at least once

    • @infinitepuzzle7598
      @infinitepuzzle7598 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @thatguy_Hans yes it is

    • @swe_vinne8844
      @swe_vinne8844 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love eating that cereal but the version with chopped up dried strawberrys in them with flavoured A-fil or yoghurt with it. I have never tasted american cereal but I can imagine it is an L comepaired to this.

    • @danielekstrom8004
      @danielekstrom8004 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment is approved by a Swede

    • @borkchamp
      @borkchamp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@swe_vinne8844I know the strawberries are a delight

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @thatguy_Hansthe language is, the cereal is all of Scandinavia, but I think it’s of Danish origin

  • @Vule-pl5rk
    @Vule-pl5rk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Bro got evaporated at 6:30

  • @Zipesthemanokit
    @Zipesthemanokit ปีที่แล้ว +52

    17:00 there is actually a continuation of this, I looked for it because I wanted to know if the goose was ok. It's not ok, the beak was broken and it's now permanently deformed and handicapped

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's still alive?

    • @epikberman7756
      @epikberman7756 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@digstrememcdingus1463yes and it’s sad

    • @goobied_goober
      @goobied_goober 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      that was a transition. it died

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And that's why we keep our bastards away from the things that kick like trucks.

    • @summerpetler6245
      @summerpetler6245 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      womp womp

  • @Jckson42
    @Jckson42 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    16:38 that brother gone 16:54 that brother also gone