Chinese Jedi Reviews Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ต.ค. 2024
- The only Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order Review on the Internet
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NO, COME BACK TO UPLOADING REGULARLY ON TH-cam. WE LEGIT MISSED YOU!!!
RESPECT for the 3 years of Monk training but JEDI......bro.......😈😎😇
Hey Ranton I noticed that you privatized Shadow of war and ME Andromeda they were my favorite reviews from you.
Dude, change the video title. You're Chinese jedi DISCIPLE, not a jedi knight of the round table.
This isn’t editing.
This is poetry.
Or crack. Whichever suits you better.
Why can’t it be both?
Poetry on crack
Crack on poetry
Croetry
Or 12 bottles of Red Bull
It’s interesting to think that this guy was once a shaolin warrior monk
Just what I was thinking XD, super cool
He wasnt a monk or a warrior he was a student
Jonathan Mora oh yeah!
My thought still stands though
@@jonathanmora8208 thx for the clarification!
Adri's wonder box He does have the instructor’s license though.
10 seconds of Ranton’s video takes more effort and editing than TH-cam Rewind. That’s a fact.
Cant say no, cuz its fking ∞% true.
Just Some Guy without a Mustache fax
Absolutely!
and out comes annoying shit...
Too many cuts, too many effects, too many everything...
Perfect for little 10 year old kids with ADHD...
HerosFabi ADHD*
I feel like I need to learn a few extra languages to fully enjoy this channel.
I did and it's really worth
Girodani yo really?
@@girodani4969 for real?
Definitely
If you know englisch and you lived in some Ghetto areas in Germany you will be able to understand everything
This guy was a shaolin? He is crazier than me😂
Game Over BG na mate this is true wisdom
he's training us now
😂😂😂😂
Er kann deutsch👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
@Andy K half German half chinese. Raised in Germany and lived in Germany his whole life except for 3 years in Henan China at the shaolin temple and a few months in Norway.
Me : wtf did i just watch
Me after 2 min : ES IST OBST IM HAUS
J K agreed
GEH DA HIN WO DER PFEFFER WÄCHST
Halt dich bedeckt my bradda
Mein Erster Eindruck: Hochnäsige Zicke !
But somehow I still follow it all 💀😂
"ho mangiato la diarrea ieri" = "don't forget to wash your dick"
nice try Rantoni
got em
@@ATOMIC_V_8 That's Italian, that means " Yesterday I ate diarrhea" .
@@fade_94 technically its Diarrhö
fade
the fall of durch?
Sound like it to me
Syxx Ra’Zheer I know I read it and went oh I can’t wait to call it durchfall from now on
*Overwhelmed in the first ten seconds* Yeah, this is a Ranton video
From someone who just discovered him from his shaolin videos where he's more relaxed, it's pretty wild lol
I love how you cant understand all his jokes if you arent german
Das machts gerade besonders, kann dadurch viel mehr darüber lachen 😂
@@shotostudio6348 stimmt 😂
He is speaking of the language of the Gods.
Marv 2029 what the h... you are having all the fun, yourselves.
@@__umbra nah even if you cant speak german he is still funny
Took me like 5+ reviews to learn that he actually gives real scores at the end and doesn't jokingly put 7/10 on everything xD
i’ve never seen such legendary edits on youtube in my life
Its fuckin Godike
I started to realise the fact that me being able to speak Mandarin, English, German and Japanese is still not enough to understand all of Rantoni's jokes.
Only russian and italian left
He also cursed in Arabic a few times
you need french.
@@casparbosch5615 also Croatian at around the 2 minute mark.
@@casparbosch5615 and german
The discord is gonna have to deal with me not shutting up about this now.
The sheer amount of chaotic energy this man has is appalling, in the greatest way possible
"Light sabers cut shit, because they're really warm" 😂😂
“You’re not pregnant” I died there 😂😂😂😂😂
Zyrehx high five 😂
Death Stare from Waifu!
Eugenics salutes the germans 👌😍
420?
Nice
Boris Anisimov 494 excuse me sir
"Es ist Obst im Haus"
-Rantoni 2019
Talossa on hedelmiä
Wie man sieht ^^
@@leevikv kun tungin vesimelonin anaaliini ulos tuli viinirypäleitä.
Me: Chinese Jed-
My Brain: STFU HE WAS A SHAOLIN DAS IST DAS SELBE DU KEK
SHIEßE
@@frostrock7484 SCHEIßE
I have no idea what are you guys trying to say
Eh yeah I may have gotten it wrong but I got the idea first.
-communist party 20th July, 1969
Das gleiche nicht das selbe
This guy being a monk is probably how aang would act like when he reached adult age.
Isn’t this the guy who went to monk school
@DunklerJägerZach he wasnt a warrior
yes and he's very dangerous 4:56
@DunklerJägerZach He is student there.
The sheer amount of chaotic energy this man has is appalling, in the greatest way possible
M o n k s c h o o l
"does not open from this side"
this is 100% Dark Souls
I started Darj Souls and can relate so much to this.
I blinked and missed 1 hour of editing
if this man is not the best editor on youtube my life is a lie
You can thank his girlfriend for that and she's Russian.
Yep. He makes the big time youtubers look lazy, i.e. pewdepie, markiplier, etc., and they don't even edit their own shit anymore, they pay for it.
@@SheepAmongG.O.A.T M3RMUS1C gives this fucker a run for his money lol
@@themajesticspider-man6116 No, no he *REALLY* doesn't.
M3RK has stayed on 4.04 million for over a year.
And that's for a reason.
Ranton really is the best solo TH-camr on this platform right now that doesn't require or pay for assistance.
@@ThatDudeCalledMax On par with Ssethtzeentach
The intro looks great but imagine that without effects 😂😂😂
"My fist, your anus, they shall meet!" Had me dying!!!
The "Order" in the beginning alone deserves a like.
100% agreed that guy is fkn hilarious
i lost it too
Nobody:
Ranton: *makes an edit that last 10 seconds that takes a lifetime to make*
Quality memes
Hes a legend for that
"The sum is more than the parts...combination"
-Aristoteles
Ah yes; I too am a sophisticated person and have a keen interest in philosophy.
@Eriko. Oy ye
@Eriko. Oy based ancient greek wisdom
2:01 someone has Serbian friends lmao
ahahaha only serbs talk this language hahaha what a genius u are.
@@DEUS_VULT_CROATIA ok
@@el_jakk pravi se glup ima nas i hrvata i bosanaca koje pricamo jesik taj.
ja ne mrzim sve ok prijatelju
@@DEUS_VULT_CROATIA Mann bist du ein Arschloch
ja crko od smeha hahahahah
"The 7 in the Death Stranding was actually a 9"
Translation: "Dont kill me Kojima fans!"
Disney had two choices when making a Star Wars series: "The Mandalorian" and the "Rise of the Ranton", the first 13 seconds were its deleted trailer
HEY IT'S TREVOR JAMES *AND THIS IS JEDI FALLEN ORDER.* 👌
This video is ADHD personified
I was overwhelmed 20 seconds in no one throws jokes at me as fast and steady as ya boi Rantoni. This man should do the road.
3:28 screwed with me. I have the Doom song as my ringtone. Watching the vid and it starts playing I thought my phone was ringing.
5:50 That tiny giggle by Sophia at the end... So cute!
I don’t know how many times I watched it, but it’s hilariously funny to see! It makes my day even better 😂👍🏾
Dude, this editing is worrh at least 1 oscar! And also the dark, fantastic humor!
That Bercrow “Order” got me dying
Blinked and missed an hour of editing... Im postin' this comment because its obligatory for every Rantoni video!
Me: I want the game to run smoothly
My computer: 3:26
More like 0:36
2:49 "Wie man sieht... es ist Obst im Haus" lmfao sometimes he makes the most obscure meme references
HALT STOP!
Kein nicht deutscher wird das rallen haha
@@deinpapi4764 is egal.. für die kinder kann auch mal aus der dose sein
Can some hero translate this shit
@@alexdale8705 "As you can see... there's fruit in the house", a reference to a german reality show meme where a dude freaked out on a woman, I think it was like a "trading spouses" kinda show. Just type in "Es ist Obst im Haus", you'll find it.
I don't know why but that part at 3:27 had me in tears lol. You are a very talented video editor Ranton
2:02 Where did that Serbian curse phrase come from? Made me laugh :D
Me too xd
Drago mi je da vidim druge Srbe ovde!
9:34 takodje :D
@@johnyusprvi3339 to je ruski
Rantoni poznatiji kao Radoje ;D
Finally something that make me laugh on TH-cam, I was starting to feeling that I was turning myself in some kind of heartless monster without emotions and love. Thanks.
Warte wieso spricht der englisch und deutsch?
"Dont overthink it Bruder!"
Isso hä ist der Deutscher oder wasn das für ne krasse Fusion bei dem 😂😂
@@vadimdurlescu9667 ja er ist aus Deutschland
I need your old reviews man SOFORT
Ma man is the definition of multi culture in one person xD Savage Hhahaha
Rantoni, there's literally a function on the map that shows you if certain paths are available with your current powers or not.
2:44 Halt stop, jetzt rante ich!
I FEEL the pain of every little edit. I respect a man who doesn't take the lazy route
ngl the editing especially at the beginning was amazing
Thought this guy was like a very respectful shaolin. I was not expecting....
Ranton 2019: plays epic anime opening for EA game
Imagine how awkward this guy looks without all the editing
Only me and my wife know 😉
@@RealRanton And the podcast viewers GOTTEM
@@korstmahler reported for racism
@@larry8167 No u
@@korstmahler ok jew shoe
You wife really loves you 😆
i think so 😆
like 9/10 not 7/10
@@RealRanton Your pregnant joke was brutal, I hope She does not beat you in bed.
This is what happen when a shaolin monk join the dark side....
And crack
So you left the Shaolin Temple to take a seat in the Jedi Order.
Take a sip
Ranton: My final rating for Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order is~"
Me: 7/10?
Ranton: 8/10
Me: I guess I should buy it after all
Shamrock _Ranton reviews a game with a rating of 8/10_
I sense a disturbance in the force
8/10 is the new 7/10
You can't be called a true german youtuber, if you don't review Gothic 1 and 2.
Sad but true
Er mag die games nicht, hatte er mal in einem Podcast gesagt.
@@paykay2052 welcher Podcast?
@@paykay2052 das ist aber illegal in Deutschland
If you blink you miss 15 hours of editing
First 15 seconds (with that left to right action pane transition.....
You are a legend of legends!
This honest to god has the best intro to a video
Editing funny as ever
Rantoni funny as ever
Me: *laughs in pepperoni*
I fell deeply in love with you with opening!
Do you know the music name?
Okay this one of the most entertaining reviews I've seen.
Keeps my ADHD having ass paying attention.
The intro was amazing. Very nice work
Ranton this is my absolute favorite review of any game ever, the intro is the best of all time. Keep killing it Ranton
3:28 gotta make that into a shirt 😂
I once thought i’ll never get to see every meme on the internet, then i found ranton
Ranton i know you wanted to rate this game 7/10 please dont lie :)
Right this game actually deservers a 7 but he gave a 8 because of fan pressure.
Claudio Theobaldo exactly you know what I’m saying
Once a Shaolin monk learned poetry in motion.
He Mastered His Editing with Humor
Ich feier deinen Schnittstil! Ich stelle mir das bearbeiten sehr aufwendig vor. Respekt
I cried within first ten seconds and I haven’t even watched the anime thats how you know how good this is
Who want Ranton make 2019 meme rewind?
Where is my fucking Pipo?!
That was the most chaotic first 10 seconds of a video I’ve ever seen... and I loved it
>_> Ranton...
When i start to see a video of yours...i already wait for the end quote + epic music.
"Antony Out"
8:18 I'm italian... and that line made me laugh so hard ahahahahhah
3:46 at this moment Ranton knew there were things in this world more terrifying than flexibility training at the temple
Doom's E1M1 insert has me harder than Chinese algebra, my dude.
That's what the fuck's up
Easily the best reviews on TH-cam. Please do more
Der Mix aus english und 10% deutsch ist so nice omg😅 abonniert!
Now this is how you make people click like in the first 15 seconds of a video. The man risked his sword and the things inside his office for this skit and it is glorious
Ranton: buongiorno
Italian people: ma sta parlando di me
The "order" joke from the beginning is a running joke at my school and ranton just made that joke in the video aswell.... that's kinda scary....
Came for the review, stayed for the Rantoni pepperoni! Subbed!
This is the best intro you have ever made I think. I absolutely love it.
Just when I thought I couldn't possibly love Rantoni any more than I already do, this man says jebem ti majku...
Beautiful.
I know how much energy, love and M O N E Y you spent for your new set, but I really miss your old review style.
The Rantoni Remembers videos don't really speak to me.
Reviews like the one you did in this video were amazingly entertaining. You suddenly came up with a more fun formula compared to your older videos, and your style made you incredibly unique.
I just love your work sooo much.
I'm sorry to disappoint you Rantoon!
I may not really like what you're going for now, but not for the music itself. I've always really enjoyed the music bits you added in your reviews. I even had my (french) mom listen to your rap, and she also enjoyed it.
But that doesn't matter now. I still love you, your style, your personality, and for that I'll keep watching, and observing your evolution.
If you enjoy making what you do, then I how can I not enjoy an happy Rantoon.
Keep going, I support you!
"Ho mangiato la diarrea ieri" mi ha distrutto😂😂😂😂
That intro was badass ngl.
The part I loved most was the ending entrance (no major spoiler) when he enters and the fear on her face, you running and not being able to look back or you insta die, the music, it was incredible.
Anton is good at rapping I seriously want him to start a rap song
They actually added exactly what he wanted.
Rantoni: If Sekiro had a map screen I might actually enjoy it!
Me: What? Did ya get lost?
All right what kind of spastic Saxon gave the monk berserker shrooms, for bonus points for anybody to get that reference
Well they've added the challenge waves... just for you Ranton... just for you.
You have to turn off captions whenever he starts using one of his accents. Lol